Surry Hills Escorts

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Reiko ❤️ Your Super sexy WILD GAL Waiting for you !!💯🛁. 

Hello Gentlemen,

I am Reiko an attractive slim , toned but supple body with plenty of curves, perky natural "DD" cup breasts and a very attractive face to feast on. 

I am very sexual and sensual and love to entertain.

I love to tease, please and awaken all your pleasure zones.

I want to explore your body and you can explore mine too...if you want to!

I also love to get very...very...hot, heavy and naughty. If we really hit it off I may just soak you.

I look forward to meeting you.xx

Hi, Guys! My name is Yukirin

I am Japanese with a Busty, slightly curvy body oh and did I mention I have a nice rack?

I am naturally gorgeous charming and active My Curvy figure and smooth skin will send you to heaven and back. I have a sexy body with a perfect curve, Tight ass and huge boobs. I promise you will not be disappointed and you will addict to my innocent eyes. I can be very naughty with the right company in bedroom.

I give an amazing , I like facials, and dressing up and lots of other naughty things.

Let me be your playmate n spend quality time with you and provide you with a GFE can be only one Asian woman if you are looking for some great time and then see a beautiful girl . I will actively meet your requirements. I am what you need! I will never let you down . ♡

Can't wait to see you soon babe !!

Name: Meron

Nationality : Japanese (Tokyo)

Age: 21

Cup Size : 35E

Height: 165cm

Weight: 46kg

Size: 5

Welcome to my world of passion and desire.

A little bit about me…..I would describe myself as kind and gentle yet very affectionate. I am very open minded as I know I am super kinky and I know how to play. 

I always felt I wanted to give more and explore more on my sexual wilder side whilst taking you on the journey with me.  

What you see is 100% real, what you will receive is a un-rushed, truly RAUNCHY unforgettable time with me. You’re assured a spicy exotic experience to remember.

Just one

 250/30min 350/45min 450/1hr

I provide Extremely Horny GFE service

Hi, gentlemen. My name is Rurumi, I'm from Japan, and I'm so happy to see you in my home.

The Sexy Queen is here to give you amazing sex.

I'm the epitome of elegance and charm. But I offer so much more than just a pretty face.

I guarantee you won't be disappointed and will 100% enjoy your stay. I can stay the night and provide dinner for you. We can also enjoy a party together.

The service is excellent, and the technique is superb. Without a doubt, the service is top-notch. Come and don't miss out

Hey. Yeah you. The one scrollin' with one hand. 😏

Listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once – n' I don't got time for slow motherfuckers.

I'm Mila. 30 years old. Just that perfect messy-in-the-head-but-sweet-as-hell kinda woman who knows exactly how to make a guy twitch. My tits sit right, my hips got that lil' jiggle, n' my pussy? Fuck. She's warm like fresh coffee n' wetter than a spilled drink on a hot night. 💦

Here's the deal – no fake princess shit. I ain't gonna giggle n' ask about your day.

I spent my whole twenties gettin' disappointed by dudes who thought “foreplay” means pokin' me with their limp dick for 2 seconds. My ex? Soft. Boring. Told me to “relax” while he huffed n' puffed. Nah. One night I got so fed up I grabbed this shy younger dude from the bar, dragged him into my backseat, rode his face 'til he nearly passed out, then let him finger-fuck me so deep I came on his whole hand. That's the energy I want. From you. Right now.

What I'm offerin' (read it slow, horny-ass) 😈

💋 DIRTY TALK + HARD MAKEOUT – yeah, get your tongue down my throat while you squeeze my ass. I'll whisper nasty shit in your ear 'til you're leakin' through your jeans.

👅 FACERIDING – I'll sit on that pretty mouth of yours. Grind my wet cunt all over your lips. You don't get to breathe 'til I shake. And I will shake.

🍆 DEEP THROAT – no gag reflex bullshit. Shove your cock down my throat 'til your balls slap my chin. I'll drool all over you like a good lil' slut. Then I'll smile with my messy face. 😜

🖐️ FINGERING + TOYS – I'll spread my legs wide, let you watch me slide two fingers in... then three. Or I'll pull out my lil' vibrator n' make myself cum right in front of you. You can help. Or just watch n' stroke. Both get me wet.

🍑 MISSIONARY BUT NASTY – legs on your shoulders, you poundin' deep while I scratch your back n' beg you not to stop. 

I don't give a fuck if you're 22 or 55. Fat, skinny, crooked dick – couldn't care less. Just show up with clean hands n' a hard-on that ain't scared to get a little rough. (Not violent. Just... hungry.)

📱 TEXT ME. Please. 🫦

Don't fuckin' call. I might be busy ridin' someone else's face or makin' a mess on my own fingers. I'll text you back soon as I'm done – 'cause I'm not rude. Just busy bein' a slut. 😇

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY)

No delayed. No “pending approval” bullshit. No “oops my bank is slow.” If it ain't green in my hand or instantly in my account, you can take your blue balls right back to the curb. IDGAF.

Last thing – 'cause I know you're already grabbin' your phone with one hand:

I used to waste my time on men who couldn't fuck. Now? I want a guy who'll let me ride his thigh while I suck his thumb, then flip me over n' make me beg like the desperate lil' thing I am. No breaks. No “Mila slow down.” Shut up, spank me once, n' watch how fast I drip.

Still readin'? Good boy. 😈

Type out a message. Tell me your name n' what you wanna do to me. My legs are already open. My fingers are wet.

Your turn, handsome. 💋

– Mila 💕

(Yes, that's really me. 30, soft, nasty, n' sweet as hell. Come find out.)

About Me

Tall, fit and feminine, Tender, Soulful and Mischievous...

Will you show me the ropes? Will I step up and take the lead? Or will we banter and egg each other on and see who comes out on top? 😘

Im soft and feminine and playful, taking a step to let loose and discover your sexuality... Help me unfold and I'll show you my gratitude!

I will make you cum as many times as you can handle…

Tall, big round ass that’s all yours. 🍑🍑🍑

here to fulfil all your fantasies and wildest desires 🔥🔥🔥🔥

an experience you will never forget!! 💦🍑💦

Come to see me babe

Hey, guys, my name is Lisa. I am hot, tight and busty. I really love sex and I’m a pretty Asian (not Chinese). My profile as you will see is verified so you know I am the real deal.

Come and play with me and look into my eyes as we both start getting excited. I can be naughty, very naughty! I will treat you like my boyfriend; a girlfriend experience is guaranteed.

I am independent, my direct number is shown, no agent. I have a real passion for making men happy. My pictures are 100% real, the girl you see here is the same one you will meet when the door opens.

Please text to make a booking:

Full service:

Outcall 350  1 hr plus Uber

multiple shots included

Outcall please ask price depends on the time, plus taxi or Uber

Very Naughty Extra's Available, just ask, including:

Natural suck $50

Cum in my mouth (CIM) $50

Anal $100

Please text to make a booking

Hiii~ I’m a playful Bottom Vers with a thick, always rock-hard cock that’s super eager to please 😘 I absolutely love getting fucked nice and deep, but I can flip and top when the vibe is right!

Party friendly and always ready for excitement! ✨

I’m all about bringing good energy and making you feel amazing. I love respectful gentlemen who know how to enjoy a fun, sexy time together. Whether you want something relaxing, passionate, or a little wild — I’m here to match your mood perfectly!

I give the best sensual full-body massages with warm, yummy oil that will melt all your stress away. My touch is soft, my body is sweet like honey, and I promise you’ll leave feeling happy, satisfied, and totally spoiled~

Ready for some bubbly fun and pleasure? Come say hi! 💕

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To Make Booking please provide the following details:

Name / Age / Nationality / Desired session duration/ Preferred booking time. 💖 0422866549 <<<

<INCALL>

-Full Service

30mins.250

1hr. 400

2hrs. 800

<OUTCALL>

1hr. 500

2hrs. 1000

⚠️For secure outcall service booking please send Uber or deposit $50

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💕SAFE SEX ONLY💕

Service Include

BDSM

Three Some

Couplesome

Girlfriends Experience Sex,

Role Play

Strap-on

Toys

Sissy Play

Massage

Body-to-body rubbing,

Bbj service

French Kiss

Mutual Play 

Anal Play

Foreplay

Sexy Lingerie

High Heels

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋

Hello Guys, I am Irene. I'm 23 years old sexy hot girl from Philippines.If you had a bad day, or you want to have some fun, you find the right person, who will give you the best time in your life I'm here for a short time so don't miss out this chance to meet me, and to have fun together. I can offer you an erotic GFE because I love very much my work. No Rush or Attitude All natural body & open minded! I'm also available for longer bookings Party girl and nice company for every night open-minded .My service include but not limited to Girlfriend Experience Blowjob w Condom, Sex in different positions, and amazing Fetish Fantasy Role-play as your Sexy Secretary or a relaxing body to body sensual massage. I’m Fun Playful Enjoy chatting to a man I meet as well as satisfying their needs. If you want a real GFE that I’m the Right Girl for YOU! I’m a great KISSER, with my juicy Lips I will make you feel that you are in paradise. I’m healthy and fit… I’m always clean, tidy and of course I expect same from you. You will not only experience breathtaking Physical pleasure from an attentive, sensual woman, but will have fun exploring new things together. 

No, I’m not fake yes they're real photos 

I don’t send pics, please don’t ask for more photo . 

Popular demand I am now offering full service

30 mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

120 mins $500

CUM NOW GUYS!! What wouldn't you want to on mine? ;)

SMS ME to get up in this 0411092287

Welcome to my profile : 35 year old from Hong Kong I’m gorgeous girl for sure

161cm,CC cup ,sensual touch/magic fingers. I’m are Professional Qualify Masseuse

INDEPENDENT : Good company for you don’t miss out.

Address : Lidcombe next to Olympic Park

Massage : with happy ending B2B-cum,

Nude/ cock slides with protection- $150 -30 mins , One hr- $250

Nuru extra $100 on top

 Party 🎉 party 🎈Extra100 per hour.

Full Service with a Top services Include: professional massage(SEX,BJ,69.

,lip kiss😘 B2B massage ) . with professional massage .bbbj extra $100 (don’t ask me Anal and Nat sex not do anyway 😡)

 15 mins $150

30 mins – $200

45mins — $300

1 hour – $400

out call $600 one hour out call and need deposit $150. Includes transportation fee.

0426 467 608

sms me or call me 👌

I am a fun, happy girl who is Very Excited by the sight of your manhood and it makes my Tight pussy Very wet GOOD ENGLISH , Darling come try my top service

..You will be aroused by the feel of my soft skin & lips on your Body.

I’m high Class Girl who enjoys pleasuring and satisfying her men. Absolutely gorgeous, experience erotic masseuse, playful, no doubt great company.

Hi dear I’m new in town

call me Alice

Discrete private Address : Campbelltown 🏟️

Here all my real pictures. If not your money back ok 👍 for sure or free service.if not serious don’t Bother!!!!

I’m Chinese pocket Rocket

Let my magic fingers with my whole body melt your blues away. The exotic relaxation leaves you feeling 10ft tall &amp; bulletproof.

I will use of magic fingers with my whole body will oil you up & down with a relaxing deep muscular relaxation that will pamper you from the top of your head, all the way down to the tips of your toes.

You deserve only the best, so we do make sure you enjoy a massage that incorporates a sensual beginning as well as a very happy ending.

Our Full Services provide (including massage):: bj sex 69,B2B (bbbj extra $80 ) .Nat sex extra $300 on top / No anal . 🙏 Thank you

15 mins $150

30 mins $200

45 mins $250

1hr $300

PARTY 🎉 availability overnight.

My pictures is real / if not free service for you ok 👌

Working 7 day

out call 550 one hr+ Uber in / out .you call. Or deposit 100

For security reasons, phone number must be visible when calling to make bookings i.e. no Private Numbers, thank you!

Girlfriend experience DFK extra $50

Affectionate touching/kissing

Sensual massage

Mutual French

Striptease

Shower

Oral Giving

Lingerie

Role Playing extra $30

Mutual Masturbation

69

Bondage extra

Foot Fetish extra $50

Sex

Masturbation extra 30

Deepthroat (extra 30 )

Prostate massage (Extra $30charges)

Golden shower (Extra $30 charges)

S/M including toys (Extra $50 charges)

Spanish (Extra $40 charges)

(ESORTS OUT CALL :maximum one hr drive.$450 one hr + Uber/in/out. Need deposit $100 for outcalls. Better SMS 0452050666 to make a booking 

Many other extras available, just ask and ill make your fantasy a reality

Many places in the suburbs The jigsaw puzzle of my face is misleading.Remember my phone number. I work in the city

Hi, I'm Squirting queen Joy 👸💦 

I'm cheerful and happy on the outside, but once we are in my bedroom, you won't be able to stop my naughty desires from squirting out hehe.

While you are with me, pleasuring you will be my top priority - my attention will be on you (not just playing with my phone or waiting for time to end). So come on over, explore my petite and slim figure, while I explore your whole body. Play with my pair of cute bunnies, and let's have some sexy and wild passion and fun together 🍆💦😎

2025 update - trained in Dragon Tendon Massage (benefits include release muscle tension, improve flexibility, help with impotence/premature ejaculation/erectile dysfunction, energy level boost). Please request this if you are interested, during your booking ^^

Full Services Rate.

$200 /30mins $450/90 mins

$250/45mins. $550/120 mins

$300/ 60mins

Full Service Experience:

-Shared Shower

-Pick your desired costume

-Seductive strip tease

-Massage & Sensual body slides

-Affectionate kissing

-Blow Job

-Intercourse

GFE extra $100

GF Experience includes:

-Multiple Shots

-DFK

-69

-Bare Blow Job

-Deepthroat

-Light spanking

-IntenseIntercourse

*No natural sex     

* no anal

Outcall Service Rate

$400/hr + Uber fees

Text 0425892766 to book

Please kindly send a text message or give me a call for booking :)

see ya