Thurgoona Escorts & Adult Services

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0424 118 908 ****

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SYDNEY OLYMPIC PARK.. Mon to Sat 10 am to 10 Pm * No Sunday.*

 For Those Who Don't Want Full Service Try My

Deluxe Oral Massage ---- NEW RATES.

$150 1/2 hr ( CUM 1 Time ) 2 Times + $20 = $170

3/4 hr-$200 ( Cum 2 Times )

1 Hour $ 250 ( Cum 2 Times )

BBBJ, CIM ( no swallow ), 69, D/T * included . ( No sex or Anal )

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Full Service NEW RATES.

Quick Service - $150

$180 1/2 hr ( Cum 1 Time ) 2 Times +20 = 200

$230 3/4h ( Cum 2 Times .)

$280 hour " " Cum 2 times ** More +$20 each

$560 2 hrs " " CIM as many times as you can****

 Extras Included :- BBBJ, DFK, 69 , D/T, CIMNS..

All inclusive no anal . Excellent Value. Not Negotiable.

 ** My rates are the best value with extras included in my prices. **

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** NO ANAL NO FACE FUCKING NO CIMWS **

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I am a Mature Asian Lady Friendly , Naughty and love to entertain you in my very Safe and clean environment .at my apartment located at Sydney Olympic Park. I offer you DFK , BBBJ , COB , Cim ,69,and Full Service ( Covered ) I am not your normal Asian I am 167cm tall with lovely smooth light skin with long flowing hair, my pussy smooth clean, my natural Breasts size D cups with large nipples and my natural blow job deep throat for most are my main attributes.. My rates are inclusive of these services. NO ANAL.

Every day I respect My clients and Present myself the best I can.

I see Men over 18 but Mature men Preferred ,younger Men Welcome.

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 " NO PARTY " Here.

All Photo's on this site have been verified by escort and babes staff..

 All photo's taken in my place of work ,a safe, comfortable environment.

The last lot taken in January 2026.No more Photo's please don't ask..*

* My clients tell me I have 300+ reviews .australainxxxreviews.com

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Bookings Call or Text - 0424 118 908 Don't Answer Private Numbers.

 CASH ONLY.

Just 5 min walk from Olympic Park Train Station'

Close To Rhodes, North Ryde, Concord, Straithfield. Burwood, Lidcombe, and Wentworth Point..& Homebush.

I am very happy you've come to see more about me, your precious little delight.

I'm a very seductive tight little tease, I have legs you dream of working your way up.

I am glamorous, classy, and an educated lady with an adventurous spirit. 

I really enjoy the company of sophisticated and kind gentlemen. 

With long, glossy dark hair and a flawless olive complexion, I am truly a delicate, delicious and adorable young lady. I have the most fabulous figure which is toned and round to absolute perfection and silky soft long legs which have a gleam all of their own. 

At a dress size 8, blessed in the looks department in every sense and boasts an enviable D cup bust. I am the lady who can make your fantasies a reality as she is picture perfect in every way. A date with me a - sensual and seductive young woman will be one to be savoured forever so do not delay in making a booking.

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

SERVICE:

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Services offered:

sensual masssge

mutual oral

Sex in multiple positions 

Fingering 

Shower for two

Domination

Fetishes 

Affectionate cuddling

CBJ

Strip tease

Cuddling and Touching

Dirty Talk

Passionate Kissing

Teasing

Escort

Erotic Relaxation

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services. 100% NEW and 100% YOUNG and I have the BEST body ever Passionate Full service .

Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun 😘😘

Hey Darling, welcome to my page, let me tell you about myself.

My name is Grace, down to earth.25 years young and full of life, with my long brown hair, exotic hazel eyes, soft tanned skin and a gentle touch, I am the girl you’ve been dreaming of. Not only will I make you feel incredible in the sheets, but I can also keep you stimulated in other ways, through real conversation and my charming persona.

Below are my services, rates and inclusions, Let me know what kind of dream you are wanting me to fulfil today x

Includes everything in the GFE, plus wear sexy lingerie/outfit, steamy shower together, you can finish as many times as you like, and you can finish anywhere on my body including my perky DD cup breasts or my pretty little behind.

My girlfriend experience will make you feel more passion and intimacy and lots love.

Hi.First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort.happy to send current photo to confirm.

I am 26 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.

Give me a call baby.i am at my horny age. I need multiple cums every hour.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

Hi Gentlemen

I’m Josephine here in Sydney

24 years old

I have C cup with S curve body 

blonde hair

I’m half Russian but was raised in Asia 

Friendly little bit naughty and open minded girl 

I am sure you will have an amazing moment and every single minute with me 

100% REAL PHOTO NO FAKE

 I am pretty sexy and you will never forget me 😋

15 mins 250

30 mins 300

45 mins 450

60 mins 600

outcall 1 hr 1000

how to do booking

text me Name , Ethnicity , Age , How long , Time

Pls booking in ADVANCE

Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz. Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions..

^.^ Gorgeous naughty 21years old , stunning Busty with natural real Dcup nice firm breast , curvy . I am elegance of Asian background , very friendly and happy girl . I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place 

You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.

I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.

With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies. 

I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times

I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

Hi I'm Karina,

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I am in Homebush, near Sydney Markets

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I am like a fine shiraz - full bodied with a bit of spice. When you're with me, I promise that I'll attend to your every desire. You'll feel your legs jelly up when I introduce your cock to the magic of my mouth. Or would you rather be the dominant one who will keep thrusting his cock deep in my pussy until you can hear the watery slaps against my soaking puss.

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I can please you in 4 ways:

• Party
• Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Quickie (QKE)
• Standard Full Service (FS)

I love to PARTY 🎉🥳

Party rates are

30/60min - $250/400

Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.

Price

30/45/60min

• $250/300/350 (bookings that start before 11:30pm)
• $300/350/400 (bookings starting from 11:30pm)

Included

• All sessions must begin with a shower. Let me know if you would like it extra steamy 😏
• DFK
• BBBJ
• DATY/69
• CFS
• COB
• Massage
• 2 shots in 60min bookings
• 1 shot in 30 and 45min bookings

Extras (at my discretion)

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)

Quickie (QKE)

You're feeling the need but you also have places that you need to be soon? You're looking for a good time, not a long time? Whatever your reason, if you can be here within 20 minutes then I can solve your predicament (subject to availability).

Price

$200

Includes

Everything included in GFE

Special notes

- I will only accept Quickie bookings within 20 minutes of your request

- No Quickie bookings after 8pm

- 1 shot

- Maximum time is 20 mins

- The booking starts to conclude after you cum

Standard FS (FS)

Full service with extras available.

Price

30/45/60min - $180/230/280

Includes

• Affectionate touching
• Body 2 body
• Light kissing
• Sexy BJ
• Condom sex
• Multiple positions

Extras

• BBBJ ($50)
• DATY ($50)
• DFK ($50)
• extra shot ($50)

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To make a booking, please use this link (opens WhatsApp): https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookKarina

Alternatively, send a message to (don't call) my receptionist (0407 363 820) with:

Hi Danny my name is ____. I would like to make a booking with Karina at __:__ for __mins GFE/FS.

Reception usually starts replying by 10am.

CONTACT

Mobile: 0407 363 820

WeChat: a4uclub

Telegram: @a4uclub

Telegram Channel: https://links.a4u.club/TelegramUpdates

WhatsApp Bookings: https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookKarina

Permanent Link: https://girls.a4u.club/karina

Hi I'm Hannah,

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I am in Homebush, near Sydney Market.

Please check out my housemate, Karina, while you're here:

https://girls.a4u.club/karina

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I am your all-natural-bodied fantasy coming in a fun-sized package. Come over to mine and I'm sure we will get along. We'll get along so well that our clothes will be on the floor and I'll have mounted you while you fuck me against the wall because we just couldn't wait until we got into bed.

I like to see where our encounter will take us - our very own, very personal time spent with your very erect member pleasuring me with tittilating sensations right from my pussy into the rest of my body.

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My FS rates are:

30/45/60min - $180/230/280

This includes:

• affectionate touching and cuddling
• light kissing
• sexy BJ
• mutual oral
• condom sex

For a little extra (and at my discretion) I can do

• BBBJ ($50)

I also enjoy spicing things up a little bit with a party. Let me know if you'd like me to join in on the party.

🥳 My party rates are: 🎉

30/60min - $250/400

Party snacks not included

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To make a booking, please use this link (opens WhatsApp): https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookHannah

Alternatively, send a message to (don't call) my receptionist (0407 703 905) with:

Hi Danny my name is ____. I would like to make a booking with Hannah at __:__ for __mins FS/Party.

Reception usually starts replying by 10am.

CONTACT

Mobile: 0407 703 905

WeChat: a4uclub

Telegram: @a4uclub

Telegram Channel: https://links.a4u.club/TelegramUpdates

WhatsApp Bookings: https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookHannah

Permanent Link: https://girls.a4u.club/hannah

Hey guys 👯👯

I'm heetee .I'm 25 year old. with a beautiful face, slamming body and smooth skin and a friendly, educated, down to earth attitude. If you are looking for prettyladyboy and good service I can do erotic massage very well and make you happy if you come to me and 😍🍆my dick 7.0 inches uncut and shaved 

I also offer my famous massage for you to relax but comes with an erotic twist to leave u wanting more!!

VITAL STATISTICS♉️💃🏼

▪️ Nationality: Thai

▪️ Height: 175 cm 

▪️ Eye Colour: Brown 

▪️ Hair Colour: Black 

▪️ Tool: 7 Inches cut ,Thick and Shaved. 

▪️ Body Type: Curvy

My Service Sucking Fucking kissing 69 rimming massage GFE 

Call me. 0414453524

No private numbers, inquiries and Bookings must be made by phone or text on the day you want to see me.

No waist time please🔥🔥

Hit me at 0414 453 524 Lovely 

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My massage full Service Rate💦💦

30 min 200$ 💰💰

45 min 250$ 💰💰

1 hour 300$ Free massage 

2 hour 500$ Free massage 

*overnight (10 hour) 2500😍😍😍

Hi Everyone.

WeChat:sydescorts.

Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.

CALL ME. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.I AM NOT FAKE.NOT A TIME WASTING GIRL.I LIKE TO BE FAIR.

I am Erika.fresh faced with very busty breasts and petite body. My body is wonderland which I know you will love :) I have super cute smile.

I have all natural DD Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.

I give pleasure in a slow,unhurried service. You will not be disappointed. We have a great time together. l have the right amount of shyness and a teasing look that will get you breathless in a flash. 

I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.

I offer GFE, passion and affection Service , Sexy lingerie and Stocking ,Relief , touching, cuddling , oil body rub.

I am experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things!I also have lots of costumes ,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!

Outcall 450 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

hello. gentleman.

first of all, thank you for taking the time to read my profile.

I'm Scarlet.22 years old. from South Korea, I've been in Sydney for over 10 years.

I do have very good English skills. I'm a high-class escort.

I pride myself on providing a discreet and professional service.

You can rest assured that your time with me will be unforgettable.

I offer a variety of services to suit your needs, whether you're looking for a fun night out or a more intimate experience.

my Fantasy GFE service is perfect for those who want to explore their wildest fantasies with a sensual and passionate companion. I will work with you to create the perfect experience tailored to your specific desires.

If you're looking for something a little more low-key, I also offer a variety of other services, including traditional GFE, companionship, and massage.

No matter what you're looking for, I guarantee that I can provide you with the perfect companion to make your dreams come true. Contact me today to learn more about my services or to book your next date!

Hi boys, My name is Kelly

I am friendly and fun to be with, the kind of beautiful woman you would like to spend your time with. However impulsive our meet, you can be assured, our connection will be real and intimacy wild like fire burning.

I am an attentive lover, all my focus will be on your big hard cock! Watch me eat your dick .You will forget all your troubles and live right there in the moment. 😍😍

Lay down in bed and let me riding cock until you cum, all you have to do is lay down and relax and let yourself be lost in the moment. Feel my tight little pussy grinding and sliding up and down your cock as I flex and contract my pelvic muscles to make your experience more intense than ever!

Waiting for your call

0425 182 275

Kelly

Hey. You. Yeah you, horny bastard. 😏

I’m Ayumi. 32. BBW as fuck. Soft in all the right places & I got a bad attitude that’ll make you hard as concrete. 🧱🍆

Lemme tell you a little story ‘bout how shit goes down with me – no fairy tale, just dirty laundry & wet panties…

So last week my “handyman” (lol this fat old divorced dad, 45, beer belly hangin’ over his shorts) comes over to fix a stupid shelf in my laundry. I open the door wearin’ a stained wifebeater that smells like sweat & my favorite period panties – yeah the crotchless ones, don’t judge me bitch they’re comfy as hell 😂🩸

I see his eyes drop to my tits then down to that ripped open slit. His dick already makin’ a tent. I act innocent – bend over real slow to “show him the loose bracket”… my bare fat ass right in his face. Like, kiss it if you dare. 👅🍑

He breathes all shaky n goes “you’re gonna make me do somethin’ stupid”

I just laugh n say “good. do it.”

Next thing – he grabs my hips, yanks his shorts down, rolls on a rubber (yeah I ain’t stupid, no bareback shit here) n shoves that thick fucker into me from behind. No sweet talk, no foreplay – just raw, angry slammin’ against the washer machine. 🤤💥

He slaps my ass so hard I bite the dryer door. Left teeth marks. He came all over my lower back, wiped it with an oily rag n said “shelf’s fine. you just wanted me to wreck you”

Fuckin’ right I did. 😈

That’s how I like it – messy, loud, no apologies. You ain’t my boyfriend. You ain’t special. But for one hour? I’ll ride you like a stolen scooter n make you forget your own name. 🛵💨

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I don’t give a shit where we do it – bent over the couch, on the kitchen floor, or in the back of your shitty car. I just wanna feel you poundin’ me ‘til I scream n my legs shake. I’ll get you hard again with my mouth while you catch your breath. Yeah, I’m that nasty. 💦👅

You bring the dick. I bring the curves n the mess. We don’t talk about feelings – we just fuck. Hard. Fast. Then maybe again.

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⚠️ RULES (cuz I ain’t no pushover) ⚠️

Don’t call me. I won’t pick up. I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other horny dude. 😂

Send a text. I’ll hit you back when I’m done – if I feel like it. Don’t be a needy bitch.

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💸 PAYMENT (don’t even try to play me) 💸

Cash only. Or PayID – but INSTANT only. I mean it. If that shit says “pending” or “delayed” – nah. Fuck off. I ain’t your bank. You send it, it clears right there, or you walk. 💯

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So what you waitin’ for? Another boring hand? Go ahead – text me. Or don’t. I got other dudes linin’ up to lick my sweat. 😘

– Ayumi (32, BBW, loud & proud)

– Japanese firecracker with a fat ass & zero patience

– Incall / Outcall – don’t matter, just come ready to work 🛠️🍆

OUTCALL ONLY

Services Available 

• GFE
• PSE
• Couples
• Party Bookings 
• Double booking ( mmf - mff )
• Dinner Dates
• Overnight
• Weekend Getaways
• Fly me to you - all expenses on you
• Yacht Parties 
• Bucks Parties
• Xmas End of Year Parties
• Boys nights out with group of girlfriends packages

Hey babe bonjour ! 😏

I’m Mila, a naturally gorgeous blonde brown ish 🤪 from France. I am in my early 30 and I have a sexy accent that will make you want to spend time with me from the moment we meet.

I have a gorgeous size 4/6 toned figure and I have gorgeous long hair that falls all the way to my gorgeous natural round bum which is just more than a handful.

I am warm, friendly and I have a great sense of humour.

Behind closed doors you will discover a sultry seductress. I love what I do and I am very, very good at it.

I offer an awesome late-night together. I love to party and will provide you with an unforgettable moment.

You will never forget our time together, i’ll make sure of that 😜

I am pleasure driven and every desire you have I can give to you. I can be cute and submissive, or a dirty little rough queen. I can be your raunchy porn star and your passionate girlfriend all in one.

Come and play with me... 😈

See you soon babe x

TO BOOK PLEASE SEND A TEXT WITH THE FOLLOWING :

NAME

AGE

BACKGROUND

BOOKING TIME

LOCATION

FOR HOW LONG ?

👅💦

I will need Uber from Strathfield both way

NO INDIAN ❌

NO PAKISTAN ❌

NO NEPAL ❌

NO ANAL ❌ !!!!!!!!

NO PRIVATE NUMBER 📵

NO NATURAL SEX ❌

NO CAR SERVICE 🚳

NO OUTDOOR SEX ❌

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘

I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥

You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.

What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖

I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈

Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am

So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.

Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.

He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.

I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”

He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉

What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)

I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.

Here’s the deal, champ:

I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸

Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️

Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?

Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜

Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea

No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.

Hey, you dumb horny bastard.

You think some 20-year-old princess can handle you? Nah. You need me. A dirty-ass 45-year-old woman who's been breakin' dicks and takin' loads longer than you've been jerkkin' off.

I'm Kate. Japanese. My age? That's not a "milestone" – that's a fuckin' warning. This body's been through hell and came back lookin' for more. Soft in the right places (yeah, grab 'em), a little sharp where it counts. My pussy's got more wisdom than your whole goddamn family tree. 😏

I don't do that romantic candlelit bullshit. I do sweaty, nasty, no-condom-creampiie-everywhere kinda nights. Cond0m? HA! No C0Ndom – that's my style. NAT RAW like you've never had. You wanna feel my wet, warm, 45-year-old cunt swallow you whole and not let go 'til you're beggin' for mercy? Then get your ass over here.

I ride you 'til your eyes roll back. Then I flip you over and drain every last drop. Kiss you sweet like a first date, then fuck you like I'm collectin' a debt. My mouth don't just suck – it steals your soul. And my hands? They don't hold yours – they pin you down while I grind that fat creampiie right back into me. 💦💦

No anal. Don't even ask. But everything else? I'll leave that up to your filthy imagination. You want to paint my insides white? Go ahead, champ. I'll make sure not a single drop escapes.

Rules (yeah, I got a few, 'cause I'm not some desperate bitch):

🚫 Don't call me. I'm probably busy gettin' my back blown out by some other dude. TEXT ME. I'll hit you back when I'm done droolin' on his dick.

✅ Cash or PayID (instant only) – if that shit says "pending" or "delayed," fuck off. I ain't got time for your bank's problems. You want this wet, messy, 45-year-old Japanese pussy? Pay up front, no games.

🙃 So what's it gonna be, tough guy? You gonna sit there with your dick in your hand, or you gonna text me like a good little pervert?

Don't keep me waitin'. I got other balls to empty. 😘

– Your Favorite Dirty MILF, still nasty at 45

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