Umina Beach Escorts & Adult Services

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Hi! I'm Vanilla Super sweet with a little bit of zing!

The moment your set your eyes upon my body you will be speechless (don't let my size fool you, I have the heart of a tiger!).

I am extremely energetic, bubbly and eager to please! 

I provide an incredibly intense, passionate and unrushed experience that will leave you begging for more (I promise, I will be your new addiction ;))

I'm also professionally trained in Thai Massage and I can provide a sensual massage so deep that I touch your soul if you just want to relax, and be taken to another, euphoric world.

You will yearn for the feeling of my soft, tanned, angelic skin against yours.

When we are together, my attention is 100% on you, I'm not watching clocks and I am often quite generous with my time if we are having fun.

Pls call or txt me on 0403795918 with your preferred service, time and duration :)

I do not provide Anal, please do not ask :)       

 Prices: full service

30 minutes: $200

45 minutes: $250

60 minutes: $300                                       VIP 🐉Dragon service🔥

-BBBJ

-CIM

-69

-Lip kiss

-Touching

-Variety position of sex

-Strap on

-Shower together 

-Girlfriend experience

$350-30mins

$400-45mins

$450-60mins                         

Extras available (we can discuss in person)

Thank you

Hi ! I’m Doris ✿ Playful, Flirtatious, Great Attitude

The sensual feminine curves of my body, mesmerizing eyes, inviting smile and, of course, excellent sensual massage skills will leave you breathless.

I love giving and receiving oral, have toys, lingerie, role play, Or just suck your cock and balls for hours. Tell me what you'd like to do to me and you will get it.

My narrow and short vagina with my tiny size 6 body like a glove and people often say I’m perfectly born like a sex doll. I do good service and usually my client couldn't stop coming, but don’t get nervous and think you are leaving because you booked an hour, I’m just getting started.

I can give you the best service you can expect with passion, emotion .let me show you my ball licking and sucking skills while I gently rub the end of your cock with some gel… I promise you have never experienced this before… I know some things that I want to teach you… If you could please lick my pussy till I cum it would make my day! Now maybe it all sounds a little to crazy for you? I hope I’m not coming off as a mad slut cause the truth is I just really like to get down and dirty!!!!

Want to meet such a naughty girl?

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Oral

Mutual Oral

69

Come on body

Full GFE

Body to Body Erotic Relaxation

Oil or Dry Rub Down

Happy Ending

Body Slides

Multiple positions

Price

20 minutes $120

30 minutes $150

60 minutes $250

If you want me to go to your place, I can also do it but I need your bills with address and PAYID100 deposit first to ensure the booking, and I charge $450/hour and uber fee needed.

*outcall to surrounding areas* (if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur).

Text me 0421474581

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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⁉️IF YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM BAD BEHAVIOUR YOU CAN PAY AN UNBLOCKING FEE ($50) via BEEM to @morteztyler and provide your number in the description. ⁉️

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New girl in the city looking for some hard sex experience and some excitement. If you want to experience have the most amazing sex, call me

and meet me anytime.

I will give you the best sex you can ever have, and I can ride you like you've never experienced before. I will make you bite my nipple and do what you want to satisfy your horny side.

You'll have the greatest day of your life with me, so what are you waiting for? I'm waiting for you, come and experience my horny and kinky side and I'll rock your hard dick until you cum.

JustArrived ! 

First impressions; I am a sweet, friendly & a well educated woman of class that has been blessed with inexplicable sex appeal & a love for pleasure.😍

I accommodate to levels of experience whether you've done this before, have a fantasy, need a companion or it's your first time...🙌🙌

Everything I do is always unrushed done effortlessly, as I want you just as much as you want me from the moment we meet.😆😆

To enquire or book please only contact me via SMS .

⛔ Private Number calls will not be answered⛔

🤦‍♀️IMPORTANT: SPECIAL TIMING, PRICE IS FIXED

🤦‍♀️ OUTCALL IS AVAILABLE

🤦‍♀️ PICTURE'S REAL

🤦‍♀️ DONT MAKE FAKE BOOKING

0432868233

Shower together

-lips kissing

-girlfriend experience

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Rim or lick on me

-Blow job

-variety position of sex with condom

Naughty extras available, please drop a text(I prefer messages,selected bookings every day）

Outcall starts from:

60 minutes $550+transport

Diana

Preferred In Private

Ok so like… I’m 27 💁🏻‍♀️ & yeah I’m climbin that corporate ladder 🪜 one cock at a time (ok maybe two 😏)

Hit me UP: ꧁ 𝟬𝟰𝟯𝟭 𝟲𝟲𝟵 𝟬𝟯𝟴 ꧂

I’m literally that slut next door u always wanted 🤤

Sneak out on ur lunch break 🍔 nah skip the food—come get ME instead 😈 sneaky lil secret rendezvous… nobody gotta know

I got SO horny at work 😳 they actually fired me 💀 said I was “distractin the team” 😂

Anywayyy… fuck it—now I’m self employed 💅✨

Hit me up — come get them balls empty 🥜🚫

Heyyy Boss~ 😏

It’s ur girl Goffney… reportin for BOOTY 😜 I mean duty

I already handled all ur errands ✅ scheduled ur meetings 🗓️

One before lunch… two after 🥵

Oh n don’t forget flowers for the wife 💐 it’s ur anniversary or whateva 🤭

Here’s some files u should “review” today 📁

That’s ur agenda boo

Nowwwww… BOSS 👔

…would u like some head? 😈💋

Ok so real talk 💯

I’m Goffney& I’ll do whatever it takes to climb 🧗🏻‍♀️

If that means climbin on a fat hard cock? 🤷🏻‍♀️ so be it 💅

U Asian? 🍜 bet ur LIFE I am 😉

But nah I ain’t like any Asian u ever had 😏 I promise u that

So read my whole ad—let it sink in 😉💦

I’m curvy 🍑 got a thing for pantyhose & sexy office fits 👠📂

Hope u CUM soon 😂 okok no pun intended… ok maybe a lil

Ur sexy Asian secretary 💋 ur corporate whore 🧾

Let’s sneak round the back door n u give it to me like never before 🔥

So picture this 🎬

We sneak into our lil private corner 🫣

I squat down in my miniskirt, pantyhose, heels 🖤

Grab ur soft cock nice n gentle 🤏

Put it straight in my warm mouth 👄💦

I wanna feel it grow 🍆💥 get hard… RIGHT in my mouth 😩

That sensation make u roll ur eyes back 🙄💫

Meanwhile my pussy so wet there’s a lil stain on my pantyhose already 🤤

While I’m suckin u back n forth… ALL the way till I choke 😵💦

I’m also caressin ur balls with my fingertips 💅🥜

Deep throat style baby 👅⛲️

Just please don’t cum yet 🛑 there’s still round 2 👀

Now for the main course 🍽️

U sittin on the couch 🛋️

I bend over in front of u, give u a sexy lap dance 💃

Teasin u till u can’t take it no more 😤

U grab my butt 🍑 rip my pantyhose right open 😈

N start tongue-fuckin me from behind #TongueFuck 🤤👅

At this point I’m losin it too 🥴

So I grab ur cock n guide it straight into my pussy from behind 💦🍆

We start fuckin #Doggystyle 🐕

(condom or no condom? 👀 I’ll let u decide… the rest is ur imagination 😏)

Don’t waste time ⏰

Book now for a life changin experience 💫

That’s my motto: drain ur balls good 🥜💦 & do it in style 💅✨

Role play? ✅ Fetish? ✅ Pantyhose, stockings? ✅ Babe I do it ALL 💋

U ain’t never had an Asian consort like me 😉

Guaranteed 😘

*** 📌 IMPORTANT ***

Session costs 💸 inclusions + bookings 📲

Tell me ur name, what time u want 😏 n any special requests u got

I’ll text back soon as I’m not busy 😉💕

See u soon boo 😘

Goffney💋🔥

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

Pretty, cheeky, naughty and discreet. I offer private adult bookings with a relaxed but sexy vibe — no fake classy act, just good energy, confidence and a service that keeps things interesting.

(Puff and play friendly)

I offer incall, outcall, car meets, custom bookings, party bookings, and digital content. Travel costs apply for outcalls and car meets.

Fixed arrangement / regular meets:

I’m open to a fixed arrangement with the right person — $300 per hour with extras included, once weekly for one year. HMU if that’s something you’re genuinely interested in.

My standard bookings can include a mix of massage, mutual play, full service and a sensual relaxed experience. Extras are available depending on the booking, including GFE, PSE, BBBJ, and other custom options. Message me for full details, availability and package options.

I have clear boundaries and do not offer natural, swallowing, pegging, face slapping, spitting on me, biting me, deep throat kissing, rimming on you, or anything that crosses my limits. Everything is discussed clearly before booking.

My minimum booking rate applies, so please don’t message if you’re not serious or respectful. Come proper, know what you want, and don’t waste my time.

Message me for rates, services and details. Xoxo

💋 Location

📍 Central Coast & Newcastle – NSW

🚗 Outcall and from 10 of April doing incall

💋 Rates

•BJ- $120

• 15 min – $250

• 30 min – $450

• 45 min – $600

1 hr – $800•

• 1hr 30 min - $1200

• 2 hrs - $1600. OR more hours

🔥 Extras: Natural +$500

any appointment more them 1 hr30min natural is for free

Extra Requests +$100

📱Virtual Services

Sexting 15 minutes $60

3 photo bundle $70

💗 About Me

Hi babe… I’m new, sweet, and genuinely caring.

I love soft moments, gentle touch, and making you feel comfortable, relaxed, and wanted. Nothing rushed — just easy, natural connection 💕

🧼 Hygiene

Please arrive freshly showered 🌸

📩 Booking

When making a booking please follow this format

Name

Date

Time

Length of booking

Independent — I’ll reply as soon as I can 🤍

🚫 Boundaries

❌ No anal

💰 No condom = extra

🚫 Prices not negotiable

Hi, Gentlemen, ❤️

when you visit me, you will receive a level of service that, by far exceeds the

standards you’ve been settling for and have come to expect when using

these sites.

I’m polite, discreet and absolutely LOVE what I do. Sex and

intimacy come naturally to me and therefore I am in my element when I’m in

the sheets.

I’m a sensual, seductive and responsive lover with the confidence that only experience can bring, while still possessing a youthful and playful spirit.

Wether you’re here on holiday or a local, I genuinely want you to enjoy yourself as much as I do, because I care about giving you an experience that is satisfying, memorable and worth coming back for.

While its thrilling and exciting to meet new people, I do especially appreciate my regular clientele. Exploring each other’s desires and new boundaries over time brings an added dimension to the bedroom.

so like… hey. i’m Juno.

29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈

you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.

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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.

well.

he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.

“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.

i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.

he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.

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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.

i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.

i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.

i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.

i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.

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HOW TO GET THIS 👇

don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟

💰 payment:

cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘

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come get messy with me.

just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦

xoxo

Juno

Hello !! Thanks for visiting my Profile. I am KOKOMI sweety. I do promise and offer Genuine and Real Girlfriend Experience with Professional Massage at the End to relieve your stress out.

***Full Service** No Natural

15 mins - $150 Full service

30 mins - $200 Full service

45 mins - $250 Full service

60 mins - $300 Full service

🚿-Shower Together

🔥-Deep Sensual Hot Oil Massage 

👄-Oral Sex

👄-Condom (BJ)

👅-Pussy eating

🍼-Breast Play

👅-positions pussy slide

💥-Sex 

 Affectionate Cuddling Body worship COB - cum on Body Foot fetish FootJob Happy ending Multiple sex positions Pussy slide (with condom)Sexy lingerie Striptease Sex with condom Blow job with condom. 🥰

**VIP 💎 GFE Full Service ** Extras included

30 mins - $350 Full Service

45 mins - $400 Full Service 

60 mins - $450 Full Service

🔥- Deep throat 

👄- Natural Blowjob 

🔥- Cum on body

🔥- French Kissing 

🔥- CIM,on tits

🔥-69 Cum on body

🔥- Sex :multi shots

👅pussy eating 

👄- Blowjob 

👄-Bj (BBBj)

🔥- Touching 

👅- Breast Play

💋- Oral

🚿- Shower together 

🔥- Massage. 

About Myself: 

I am Mongolian girl:Heritage with shiny natural long hair, wicked brownie eyes and big smile. I have perfect natural E cup soft breasts with sensitive nipples that just love to be played with.I have a vast collection of designer high heels, and lingerie to tease and please you (On Request ). My bubble and soft butt is the best part out of my body.

I'm a gentle girl with angle face and sexy finger,I'm sure u will like my style.you have my word.

If Fake for free Guaranteed !! 

Thanks and see you soon xx Joy