West Ryde Female Escorts
Your cute and slutty girl next door
How does your fantasy begin?
Maybe you are sitting at your office desk, checking the clock on the computer screen counting the seconds until you can slip away for a quick afternoon rendezvous.
Perhaps you’ve had a long day at the work site, your muscles are aching, and you’re craving a quiet evening where you can kick back and have every part of your body taken care of.
Or perchance you have the whole weekend ahead of you and simply desire a companion to wine, dine, cuddle, and tease…
Our fantasies begin before we even enter the bedroom. Whether it’s the thrill of slipping out of your 9-to-5 that gets your heart racing, the feeling that you’re relaxing with an old friend that puts you in the mood, or the excitement of spending a weekend on an erotic adventure that revs you up; I’m the one you’ve been searching for.
But what is my fantasy, you ask?
I love casual movie dates with popcorn and a little PDA, pizza delivery with a snuggle on the lounge, a glass of red wine on a chill autumn night followed by sensual exploits.
I love taking someone to the bedroom and leading the way. I love it when I can make someone feel comfortable enough to express their deepest desires.
Oh and I love a good beer or glass of scotch…
Please don’t hesitate to get in touch, I would love to meet you!
Xoxo Kim
I can be reached at:
SMS ONLY - 0498 600 375
Email - [email protected] (preferred)
Sexy Girl Bobo
Boutique Asian girl, size 6 with Snow white silky skin and nice curvy structural body in a good ratio propotion that contrasted my both lenghthy legs.
Love music, Looking at drama on my phone in my free time.
Blow job, BJ, HJ, Erotic, Sensual massage relaxation- West Ryde
Dear customers,
I know my ad appear under different suburbs on the E&B, but my actual location is West Ryde (Near McDonald)
Please book only if you’re able to travel to West Ryde.
I love and appreciate clients who read my ad properly and follow the instructions. It makes everything so much easier and smoother.
AVAILABILITY: Please check my E&B profile for my latest availability, dates, and hours.
Phone : 0403 269 403 (only TEXT) .
My name is Anna ,Kazakhstan (Eurisan, Asian appearance) Attractive, size 8, 29 years old.
My photos are 100% me and all pictures are verified.
NUDE SENSUAL MASSAGE
(Body-to-body erotic massage with CBJ – Covered Blow Job)
10mins-$80 (CBJx1)
10mins-$60 (HJx1)
30mins-$130 (CBJx1+sensual massage)
45 mins – $150 (CBJ x1 + Hand Job x1 + sensual massage)
60 mins – $200 (CBJ x2 + sensual massage)
90 mins-$320 (multiple cums+mix of sensual massage and firm massage with oil+shower together+make me cum)
TO MAKE A BOOKING:
(Please specify WHAT YOUR NATIONALITY (compulsory for privacy and safety reasons)
if not, you will be REJECTED upon arrival and booking will be CANCELLED )
1.Nationality:
2.Time :
3. Date :
4. Service :
Booking Example:
Hi Anna,
Are you available for a 45-minute massage at 12:00 pm on 3 April?
Nationality: Australian, Indian, Lebanese etc.
Basic Service Expectations:
* I’m a qualified massage therapist and skilled in sensual erotic and tantric massage
* Complete Nudity for whole session
* Body to body full nude body slide front, and back
* Whole body erotic body to body massage
* Body Rub
* Soft touch
* Intimate sensual massage
* Sensual touch
* Relaxation music
* Mutual touching/massage
* A lots of Teasing
* Hugging/Cuddles
* Hand Job Ending
* Covered Blow Job
* Shower
* Balls teasing
* Massage me
* Perineal massage
* PRIVATE and discreet, Cozy HEATED room
* Light body stepping
* De-stress;
* Many of my clients simply enjoy having someone to talk to, relax with, and escape the stresses of everyday life. Friendly conversation and genuine companionship are always welcome. Just chat or chill.
✅ Soft Sensual Erotic Touch Massage+ Unwind
EXTRAS:
* Ball busting
* Light BDMS/Feet worship
* Golden Shower on you
* STRAP ON
Cash is always best.
Shower before/after is also available and recommended. Highly recommend have shower before you come.
I will return all enquires during my listed working times.
I promise you'll have a great day after seeing me.
I hope you all CUM soon!!!
: 0403 269 403
Exquisite Erotic Massage by Curvalicious Brunette
“You’re incredible! Smart, sexy, driven, a bit quirky, amazing body & those hands…I’m fussy & hard to please. I have to say I loved every second of it” ~Josh
Are you:
- Feeling stressed & horny?
- Craving a tender, teasing touch?
- Needing your body to be rubbed the right way?
- Wanting to minimise risk but maximise pleasure & relaxation?
If you answered yes to any (or all) of the above, then my exquisite edging erotic massage is EXACTLY what you need!
Times are stressful! Come treat yourself to an experience where the focus is 100% on your relaxation & release, where you can just lie back & let my talented hands work their magic.
“I didn’t believe it when I read it but that was way better than any full service. My back feels great. Can’t wait ‘til next time” ~Rob
THE EXPERIENCE...
The combination of a terrific massage to ease your aching muscles and a heavenly handjob carefully crafted to make you see stars. You definitely won't find a rushed HJ here but, instead, an excellent edging where I'll tempt & tease you to the brink of climax again & again until you explode in orgasmic bliss.
MY LOCATION...
A lovely space within my private Macquarie Park apartment, located approx 20mins from the CBD, with train, bus & secure parking nearby.
MY AVAILABILITY...
I'm generally available between 11am-10pm Monday to Friday, and 1pm-10pm Saturday & Sunday. Sessions are limited, so it's best to book in advance. My availability is kept updated on my website to make finding a time easy.
MASSAGE MAGIC...
Your mind deserves relaxation and your body deserves a release, and I'm extremely talented at providing both. Massage relieves stress, boosts immunity, decreases blood pressure, increases circulation, promotes productivity, enhances sleep, eases headaches, and relaxes tight muscles. Combine these benefits with exquisite edging designed to enhance your orgasm and, well…it’s magic.
ABOUT ME...
I'm a tall, curvalicious, 30-something brunette who is a qualified & experienced erotic masseuse. I believe in providing a truly exceptional service, as my reviews testify to.
THE COST...
Can you really put a price on feeling fantastic? Yes, you can. My fees listed here are for massage sessions that are booked & prepaid AT LEAST two hours in advance. If you don't want to prepay, you can opt to pay a $50 booking bond, then the listed fee as the balance on arrival. 15min $120 / 20min $150 / 30min $200 / 45min $250 / 60min $300 / 75min $350 / 90min $450
Check out the Specials page on my website to see what tempting treats I’ve created for you.
BEST WAY TO BOOK...
Manners & specifics are required to book so PLEASE don't SMS "you available babe?" or anything like this. To make it easy on the both of us, please check your calendar, then copy & paste the below message into a new text message, complete the __ and send to 0403 896 211.
Hi Zoe, I saw your profile on Escorts & Babes. I was hoping to book a ___min massage around ___pm on __. Please let me know if you’re available so I can arrange the ________. Thanks, ________.
BOOKING WITH SHORT NOTICE?
An hour's notice is ALWAYS required as it takes me time to prepare my space. If booking with less than two hours notice, a $100 BEF surcharge is added to your fee.
Hope to have you on my table soon,
Zoe Grace xo
QUICK ANSWERS TO FAQs:
- Yes, bookings must be secured with either a booking bond or prepayment.
- No, I don't do outcalls. Incalls are at my Macquarie Park apartment only.
- Yes, I am located near public transport (bus & metro).
- No, I don't "party".
- Yes, there is on-street and undercover secure parking available.
- No, I don't do bookings "now". I require at least an hour's notice. Always.
- Yes, I am available at other times. An out-of-hours surcharge applies.
- No, I don't currently see couples or women unfortunately.
- Yes, I do offer prostrate massage as an upgrade.
- No, I don't wear clothes during the session.
- Yes, I am a fully qualified massage therapist with many years experience.
- No, I don't offer a GFE at the moment. Only erotic massage is available (with some extras including a different type of happy ending).
- Yes, touching (non-intimate areas) is permitted.
- No, transfers aren’t accepted for same day prepayments. Funds must clear before session starts.
- Prepayments can be made via Beem or ATM Cash Deposit. PayID is NOT an option.
- Booking Bonds can be paid via Beem, ATM Cash Deposit, Prezzee or Online Transfer. PayID is NOT an option.
“In an industry with a lot of standard service offerings, this gem is a stand out” ~JJX73
GRACE EROTIC MASSAGE
Hello Gentleman, I’m Grace offering relaxation and erotic massage with a hand job. I’m petite and busty with soft, naturally tanned skin. I love meeting new people and have a bubbly personality. I always ensure you feel comfortable from the moment we meet. Clients must be 21 years or older. I accept cash, beem and bank transfer(osko payment). In-call only.
I kindly request that you be gentle when we meet.
Please ensure that when you come to see me, you are not under the influence of alcohol or drugs. I would like the visit to remain professional. After the visit, I will only respond to messages related to scheduling or making an appointment.
Your discretion is important to me and I also would respect the same.
My rates below
*shower at my place is mandatory*
30 mins: $300 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
45 mins: $350 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
1 hour: $400 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
Please book in advance, as I may not always be available.
New clients: A $100 deposit is required to secure your booking. Payment can be made via Beem or bank transfer. Thank you!
To make a booking please text to 0485688828
and please include in your text:
*Name:
*Day/ Time of booking:
*Duration of booking:
My profile is verified so please do not ask more photos.
Hello gentlemen ♡ This is Reina Kato, your sweet little Tokyo escape waiting to spoil you senseless
Hello gentlemen ♡
This is Reina Kato, your sweet little Tokyo escape waiting to spoil you senseless.
I’m 23, 163cm of pure Japanese softness, only 48kg, so you can pick me up, pin me down, or carry me anywhere you like. My breasts are completely natural D+ cups, heavy, milky-white, and insanely sensitive, nipples turn rock hard the second you look at them. Tiny waist you can wrap one hand around, long silky black hair perfect for pulling, and that famous snow-white Japanese skin that marks pink wherever you kiss or bite.
I’m the real girlfriend you’ve always dreamed of:
- Slow, deep, wet French kissing until we’re both dizzy and my lipstick is smeared all over you
- Shower together, I’ll wash every inch of you on my knees, looking up with my big doe eyes while the water runs down my curves
- Bare, passionate blowjobs with lots of tongue, eye contact, and swallowing with the happiest little “arigatou ♡”
- Riding you while my D+ cups bounce right in your face, or letting you fold my tiny body in half and go as deep as you want while I moan “motto… harder… onegai…” in the cutest voice
- Multiple rounds because I never get enough, I only get wetter and tighter
- Cuddling after, playing with your hair, kissing your neck, whispering “I love being yours” until you’re ready again
No rush, no clock-watching, pure girlfriend experience from the moment I walk in until the second you leave completely drained and smiling.
Rates (best Japanese quality in town)
$350 – 30 mins taste
$500 – 60 mins full addiction (you’ll book me again before you even leave)
Outcall to your locations as well, only $600 + an extra uber fee
Your little 163cm Tokyo princess is already wet just thinking about you all the time♡
Text me now, I don’t want to sleep alone…
Reina Kato xoxo
EROTIC BODY SLIDE MAGIC TOUCH From 10am to 9pm
Enjoy The company of a friendly hot and mature Asian lady with sexy lingerie, stockings and high heels.
I do full body massage including a firm prostate massage with a happy ending.
my rate is : 30 mins $80
1 hour. $150.
Please call me on 0483832999 to make an appointment, discreet apartment
EXOTIC 🍏🍎🍏🍎 LATINA. .0466785470 from 150$
- I ONLY WORK IN CONCOR
PLEASE READ THE AD BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME.
NUMBER. 0466785470
This is SEXY Melina beautiful LATINA
FROM $ 150$ you can get a passionate service
I'm melina sexy latina I believe that you want a good memory from this experience with a beautiful Latina. I'm perfect for first timer & upscale gentleman. Let me be your first sexy experience. If you are interested in having a good time here I am.
I provide extremely high quality service, boyfriend and girlfriend experience,Come and visit me at my apartment for a booking you will never forget .After a quick shower I will take you into my bedroom where you won’t be able to take your eyes off me, watch me undress and I guarantee you will be hard before we even start.
My service is sensual and passionate, you won't be disappointed. I like to make a man's time special and memorable.
com on let’s enjoy each other’s company.😘😘😘
Call me for booking 0466785470
✅ STRAP
FULL SERVICE
150$ 15 minutes
250$ 1/2hr
300$ 45 mts
350$ 1 hr
🟢ONLY CASH 💰
🔴STRICTLY NOT PAY 🆔
I Don’t Send Pics
I don’t respond to HI.
I Don’t Make Bookings by Text.
IM NOT ASIAN
I don’t do out calls. Please don’t ask.
DONT ASK FOR DISCOUNT.
❌ I Don’t SEND PICS
Sensual Sol
I'm in CONCORD
My name is Sol, I'm 19 years old. Im here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey.so we both can live a memorable experience where pleasure never ends.
my service is full passionate, and if you want to see me squer💦
come and see it yourself, I’m sure we can enjoy each other’s company.
Call or text me for bookings 🫦😘💕
☎️ 0412093383
Im not asian
I dont send pics
dont ask for discount
Out calls available from 600$ 1 hr plus Uber
SEXY MORENA 🔥ZIRA 🇻🇪
**CASH ONLY **
PLEASE READ BEFORE TEXTING ME
HI GENTLEMEN ❤️
I'M SEXY CARIBBEAN WITH NATURAL CURVES
MY SERVICE IS 100% PASSIONATE💋
❌
NO PRIVATE NUMBER
NO PARTYING
I AM NOT CHINESE
✅
ONLY INCALLS
CASH ONLY
✨ GFE ✨
100%REAL PHOTOS
GENTLEMEN 🔥
I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY MY COMPANY.
I AM FULL OF PURE PLEASURE WITH A NICE ROUND 🍑ASS FOR YOU !
**CASH ONLY**
CALL ME OR TEXT ME ON ***0435953435***
SEE YOU SOON 💋
Love xx ...
New Dolls, IRelaxation is just a call away♥️💯💪👍👍
I am a Lovely young and naughty Asian girl, beauty, provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humour and I'm very passionate in everything I do.😘🥳😛🌹
I got the services you want, call me now: 0455 079 999
My highly skilled and well present masseuses will provide you with a range of therapies and can cater to your individual and personal massage requirement.
Highly recommended Lingam (Male Sex Organ) prostate massage
** Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs, allowing full access to your genitals.🤪🤗🤪🤪🤪
** Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon, naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you!
Lots more to be discussed 😘🥳😛🌹
******** Extra services available, XOXO ********
for more details please come and talk babe xoxo
Call me now: 0455 079 999
My place: 159 Burwood Road, Burwood NSW 2134
-Corner of Belmore Street, opposite HSBC
💗Sexy Party girl 🌟Good experience and skills, Special offer for long sessions🌸
Arrived today🌹 Holiday beauty
❤️❤️❤️❤️Don’t miss out .❤️❤️❤️..🌹🌹
8 Railway Parade, Burwood NSW 2134
Available now, 💰extra pay extra 💰💰
100% first time come here… ,.New face arrived ……Asian
Good experience and skills, Special offer for long sessions🌸
💖 DD Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.。.HOT.。.:* ☆
Hi guys:
💦 I am MISS LEA, 28years old With DD cup boobs killer body.
💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑
Free short-distance Uber ride because I drive alone.
For genuine bookings, no deposit is required.
Real-Unlimited CUM-Best sex ever / Blow job Queen / Nuru with pussy- cock slides with Full service 😘 In/ out /next to Olympic Park
I’m Qualify masseuse / If not real money back.B2B massage with full service (Nuru massage) Extra 100
Address:: BASED at Olympic Park-0406945521
30+yo Asian mix .161cm, Cc cup ,sensual touch/magic fingers.
All real with me. If not money back for sure.
I am a fun, happy girl who is Very Excited by the sight of your manhood and it makes my Tight pussy Very wet. GOOD Company , Darling come try my top service…..You will be aroused by the feel of my soft skin & lips on your Body,
My soft hands rubbing your heavy balls as your Manhood Grows in my mouth. I m high Class Girl who enjoys pleasuring and satisfying her men. Absolutely gorgeous, experience erotic masseuse, playful, no doubt great company.
I’m professional masseuse B2B massage with full service / top service ❤️ Nuru massage available.
Massage with happy ending: CUM/ B2B, blow job $50.
30 mins $150
45 mins $200
1 hour - $250 (pussy cock slides with protection)
Full Service with a Top Model Include:(SEX,BJ,69,kissing.…massage).lip kiss B2B.
bbbj - $ 100 extra
30 mins – $200
45 mins - $300
1 hour – $400 -(pussy cock slides with protection , cum Multiple)
Nuru massage extra $ 100
ESCORTS OUT CALL – booking 1 hour minimum.$550( long hours negotiable)
I will take care you very well. I’m very good ENGLISH, for your best company ever. And service of course is the best for your choice. One you try my service, I’m sure you will back.
For security reasons, phone number must be visible when calling to make bookings i.e. no Private Numbers, thank you!
Operating Hours: In/out call 24 hrs( 7 Days )
1 hour notice when making a booking .To avoid disappointment, please try to give me.
Call me now on Call or SMS me 0406945521
NIGHT OWL.PARTY AND FUN PLAY
Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz. Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions..
^.^ Gorgeous naughty 21years old , stunning Busty with natural real Dcup nice firm breast , curvy . I am elegance of Asian background , very friendly and happy girl . I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place
You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.
I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.
With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies.
I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times
💦DFK ,BEST RATES!🫨LATINA! NATURAL DD BOOBIES 😍😘
Hey there, I’m Yesica
Your ultimate SIZE 8 sex bomb (now with a little naughty and nice! 🍭). Imagine running your hands over my voluptuous curves, tasting my sweet lips 💋, and losing yourself in a thick, soft natural huge melons made for worshipping 🍑.
I’m friendly, fun and down to earth. I love what I do and I’m really good at it.
Cum on now and let me please you!
Included in GFE
250 for 30 minutes
350 for 45 mins
400 for 1 hour
-kissing with tongue
-Stilettos
-BJ
-Hand relief
-Cuddles
-slapping on bum
-69
-Porn star positions, doggy and reverse or standing
-DATY
-COB
-Light spanking
-All positions
BBBJ 100$
COF 100$
$70/30 min, $130/60 min at Canterbury Pillow Top Brothel
*** Anal Services available.
Call 0452 378 269 | 269 Canterbury Rd, Canterbury
28yo Sexy Asia Doll at Canterbury Pillow Top Brothel, Call Now
Staying at a long-established licensed brothel, we are very reliable good reputation,
I will greet you with lovely smile when you arrive, I have killer curves, lightning-fast straights But don't worry, I know how to handle myself in all conditions. Depending on your speed, you can take me for an open throttle thrill ride and experience adrenalin, passion and the wind in your hair.
As a natural exhibitionist, I love to be admired and lusted after. My body is always on display and I experience a tingle when I sense a set of eyes staring. The memories of those lusting glances during the day fill my fantasies at night. I can lie sleepless for hours and imagine each set of eyes undressing and doing unspeakable things to me in those passing moments.
My nature is light and breezy, and I'm always up for fun, but there is one thing I take very seriously...and that's making sure my man is completely satisfied! Your pleasure is my pleasure, and my reward for a job well done.
Special Full Service Price
30 mins...$70
60 mins...$130
Name: Pillow Top Brothel Canterbury
Address: 269 Canterbury Rd, Canterbury NSW 2193
Phone: 0452 378 269
Hours: 9am - 10pm
Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun FIT
Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun 😘😘
Hey Darling, welcome to my page, let me tell you about myself.
My name is Grace, down to earth.25 years young and full of life, with my long brown hair, exotic hazel eyes, soft tanned skin and a gentle touch, I am the girl you’ve been dreaming of. Not only will I make you feel incredible in the sheets, but I can also keep you stimulated in other ways, through real conversation and my charming persona.
Below are my services, rates and inclusions, Let me know what kind of dream you are wanting me to fulfil today x
Includes everything in the GFE, plus wear sexy lingerie/outfit, steamy shower together, you can finish as many times as you like, and you can finish anywhere on my body including my perky DD cup breasts or my pretty little behind.
My girlfriend experience will make you feel more passion and intimacy and lots love.
🛠️💦 I’m Shakira – That Sweaty Mess U Can’t Handle (But U Know U Wanna Try) 😜🔥
fuckin’ listen up, yeah?
name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀
i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.
i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬
so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)
here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵
Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.
my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊
me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.
he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰
he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.
then he just… snaps.
grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️
and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂
then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦
he fixed the AC after. barely.
but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.
that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.
not some stiff doll. not some princess.
i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥
u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?
who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?
who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈
yeah. that’s me.
💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):
cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.
money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.
📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.
i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘
text me.
i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.
so here’s the deal:
u text me a dirty thought.
i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤
if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.
— Shakira 🦇💋
🔥 NATALIA – THAT FUCKIN’ COLOMBIAN TORNADO YOU AIN’T READY FOR (BUT COME TRY ANYWAY BITCH) 🔥
Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘
I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥
You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.
What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖
I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈
Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am
So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.
Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.
He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.
So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.
I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”
He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉
What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)
I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.
Here’s the deal, champ:
I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸
Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️
Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?
Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜
Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea
No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.
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