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Hi I'm Hannah,
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I am in Parramatta near Westfield
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I am your all-natural-bodied fantasy coming in a fun-sized package. Come over to mine and I'm sure we will get along. We'll get along so well that our clothes will be on the floor and I'll have mounted you while you fuck me against the wall because we just couldn't wait until we got into bed.
I like to see where our encounter will take us - our very own, very personal time spent with your very erect member pleasuring me with tittilating sensations right from my pussy into the rest of my body.
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My FS rates are:
30/45/60min - $180/230/280
This includes:
- affectionate touching and cuddling
- light kissing
- sexy BJ
- condom sex
- BBBJ (+$50 and at my discretion)
❌ Anal
❌ Natural sex
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To make a booking, please use this link (opens WhatsApp): https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookHannah
Alternatively, send a message to (don't call) my receptionist (0407 703 905) with:
Hi Danny my name is ____. I would like to make a booking with Hannah at __:__ for __mins.
CONTACT
Mobile: 0407 703 905
WeChat: a4uclub
Telegram: @a4uclub
Telegram Channel: https://links.a4u.club/TelegramUpdates
WhatsApp Bookings: https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookHannah
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$200 - 45mins
$250 - 60mins
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NOTE:
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90 MIN — $1100
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Additional Hour — $800
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*PLEASE READ*
RETIRING 2027
This is my last year in the adult industry so don't wait to book me!
Upscale incall available in the Parramatta area available or Sydney wide outcall.
Outcalls 5 kms from Parramatta no extra charge.
Sydney wide may incur a travel fee.
Incall bookings require a minimum of 6 hours notice and deposit.
All outcalls require a deposit, photo ID and a must be prebooked in advance minimum 24 hours notice.
I do not provide short notice outcalls or bookings.
Thank you for respecting how I run my business, I will show you all my appreciation xo
Socials:
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Instagram: @Juniperjessiii
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Hello, My name is Jessi Juniper.
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Let's meet?
Based in the Parramatta area.
I am naturally bi curious and enjoy the company of men, women and couples.
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I do NOT discriminate on age, race or gender.
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Contact me on 0455 218 316
Please ensure the following is included in your initial inquiry or your message may not get a response.
Name:
Age:
City:
Length of booking:
Incall or Outcall:
Preferred date & time:
I look forward to hearing from you,
Jessi Juniper x
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Sydney nsw
COVERED BLOW JOB AND SEX : covered blow job+ hand job , touching , + sex + massage with oil.
20 min $80
30 min $100
45 min $150
1 hour $180
NATURAL BLOW JOB WITH SEX : Bbbj+ +69 + ball licking + natural blow job + sex + massage with oil
30 min $140
45 min $190
1 hour $220
GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE / SEX :
includes : full service Deep French Kissing, ball licking , gf experience , natural blow job , +69 + cum in mouth + sex + massage with oil.
30 min $170
45 min $220
1 hour $260
All sex with a condom on .
No anal and no natural sex = I don't provide this services .
Text or call for the following service , Pay cash or pay id when u arrive please thank you.
Mobile number 0451459043
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I like to tease first.
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🔥Services
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• Prostate massage
• Teasing
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• Nipple play
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🔥Extra
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anal
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🔥fulls services
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$150 30mins
$200 45mins
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Bareback, anal and oral services are also available.
Miss Neha
Thank you for visiting my profile please read fully before contacting me.
WORKING AS INDEPENDENT PRIVATE APARTMENT 🏡.
Hi, I’m Neha a 25-year-old independent companion. North Indian, fluent in English and Hindi, with a youthful, elegant appearance and warm personality. Clients often say I’m even more attractive in person.
Dress size 8 | Naturally firm C-cup | Brown eyes | Straight black hair | Smooth medium chocolate-toned skin.
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Standard Service Available Only
Longer sessions allow for a more relaxed and intimate experience.
Please respect my boundaries — no unprotected requests and no BDSM. I value discretion, hygiene, and mutual respect.
I welcome genuine, respectful gentlemen. Time-wasters, inappropriate behavior, bargaining, or fraudulent bookings will not be entertained.
Treat me with respect, and you will receive the same in return.
Thank you for your understanding — I look forward to meeting kind, confident, and respectful company. 💫
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Hi handsome. I’m a Matured Asian lady. Real Big Busty. I love to pleasure you with my lovely warm services. I’m a happy person and looking forward to have some fun. I’m in a private accommodation. Just give me a call or leave me your message and I’ll get back to you for some good time
All services with condoms (so we can have fun but also be safe)
No anal
Price from
$110 for 30 minutes
$150 for 45 minutes
$180 for 60 minutes
I’m here Monday to Friday till late by appointment only. Need more info? Call me
0415771821
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Fun
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Definately not Asian
Im Aussie
All nationalities are welcome
Please no Africans thankyou
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Wanna see the real me?
DM me “Selena” and I’ll send a little preview right now. First guys always get the best treats.
Can’t wait to make you addicted…
Your Sydney Japanese uni girl,
jae
My rate is:
$350 for 30mins
$500 for 60mins
(Outcall is available)
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Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘
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I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈
Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am
So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.
Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.
He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.
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I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”
He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉
What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)
I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.
Here’s the deal, champ:
I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸
Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️
Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?
Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜
Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea
No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.
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