Woollahra Escorts & Adult Services

 HI gentlemen,

I always bubbling with enthusiasm and excitement, I have an effervescent personality and is always smiling. If you’re feeling a bit jaded or stressed, or everything’s just feeling a bit dull and monotonous, a date with me is the ultimate remedy for finding your fire and reigniting your lust for life again.

An Asian girl-next-door, long soft hair which tumbles down her back, big bright sparkling eyes, a blinding smile, an exquisitely pretty face and a phenomenal physique. My youthfulness and sweetness may make you feel nostalgic for crushes from your younger years.

But don’t let my eternal optimism, bubbly personality and seemingly innocent demeanour fool you – beneath the surface lies a sex kitten who loves to pounce and dig her claws in when the mood strikes! Blessed with a dirty mind and a sexy imagination, this young escort is extremely sensual, erotic and raising the bar when it comes to mind-blowing pleasure.

love to adventures with gents from all walks of life,  and I naturally flirtatious and sweet nature, coupled with her playfulness and curious open-mindedness, provide the perfect recipe for a luxurious lascivious liaison for sex, without any room for pretentiousness or awkwardness.

When you meet, you will quickly learn that I am very friendly and approachable, loves to have fun and always makes it a point to look on the bright side of life. As I always says, life is too short for drama! You’ll find me presence to be enticing and soothing, relaxing and arousing all at the same time.

0449 830 144

Alice

Sexy blonde Canadian , 32 years old 

Size 10 petite 

Full service:

Girlfriend experience

mutual oral/69

DATY

Deep throat

kissing

cum on body or tits

sex toys

light hair pulling and spanking

Face-sitting 

Rimming on me 

MSOG for hour booking

Incall - I can host at Airbnb/hotels northside/city or outcall

500 hour 

400 45min

300 half hour 

200 15 min 

No couples 

I don’t party 

No video calls 

I don’t offer natural sex so please don’t ask!

Im available week days between 9am-8pm but availability is limited. 

Weekend availability varies. 

No bookings after 8pm

Between 8pm-7am, I don't answer texts or calls. 

​​​​​​​bank transfer or cash 

I accept bookings via text 0423612948

I don’t correspond online 

Private numbers are blocked 

hi. Gentlemen.

I'm a horny young girl very attractive and stunning.

when you see me in the street, you will hope to fuck me in bed, enjoy to hook up with me.

I'm more than good looking, I'm so wild in bed with all my experience.

I'm screaming as a uni girl while you fuck me, my DD cup will keep bounce around when you fuck me.

will definitely make you want more. I'm professional with Nuru massage. I used to work in massage shop, always get extra tips for special services.

my client love to play with my big tits while i give him hot oil massage. He will feel so relax after long work.

 SERVICE LIST:

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Shower together

•Passionate Kissing,

•Exotic Nude Massage

•Teasing Foreplay

•B2B With Body slides

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral including 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Doggy style etc sex in Multiple Positions

•Mini skirt, Sexy Lingerie, Stocking high heels Uniform dress up

Text for me more information of Extra

Incall at private room

Full service including body rub relaxation, protected sex.

20mins: $120

30mins: $150

45mins: $200

60mins: $250

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees 

$100 deposit to secure booking

PH 0494 694 356

Hi handsome ,

Feeling tense or just craving some warm, sensual touch? Let me take care of you 😘

My name is Mia from Singapore 🎀

Age:25

Body: 164cm 46kg

Breast: 34C

My breasts are natural soft and my nipples are very sensitive :-)💦💦

I am a friendly Asian girl with soft hands and a curvy, irresistible body. I know exactly how to melt away your stress and bring you pure pleasure from head to toe 💋💋I’m here to make your stress melt away and your fantasies come true. 

Massage+Full Service:

$150/30mins

$180/45mins

$230/60mins

👅Nuru Massage( Including Nuru Massage, bj, full service)

30 mins — $180

60 mins — $250

Outcall:

$300/30mins

$360/45mins

$460/60mins

📍Address: Pacific Highway Wyong (opposite Wyong train station)

Available 9am-9pm 7days

🔥 BEWARE: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK 🔥

Are you ready to step into my world and experience The Queen’s Lair?

A private world of temptation, pleasure, power and pure indulgence awaits. This is where secret fantasies surface, inhibitions disappear and the Queen takes control.

NEW Erotic Massage - Incall

30 mins $200

60 mins $400

2 hours - $950 - Outcall

plus travel to and from **

Available experiences include:

• Voyeur and partner-watching fantasies

• Private digital play — one-on-one or with the King

• Exposure and torment play

• BDSM, kink and dungeon experiences

• Dominant or submissive encounters

• An exciting collection of toys

• Custom fantasies by prior arrangement

Premium experiences from $950 per hour.

* 2 hours $1800 plus $50 travel **

👑 ABOUT YOUR QUEEN

My favourite thing is discovering what you truly desire—and bringing it unapologetically to the surface.

The wilder your imagination, the more you’ll capture my attention. Please don’t apply unless you’re ready to explore your naughty, uninhibited side with me.

I’m an intoxicating combination of Australian and Lebanese beauty, with long black hair, captivating grey eyes and a naturally curvy size-14 figure. With my full, natural double-G bust and unforgettable boss presence, I’m a proud, thick Queen who is always beautifully presented.

My personality is magnetic, my energy is unmatched and my company is impossible to forget.

Whether you desire a warm and genuine girlfriend-style experience or something far more adventurous, playful and wicked, every encounter is tailored around your desires and boundaries.

Don’t be shy—the naughtier, the better.

🔥 INTRODUCTION TO THE QUEEN’S LAIR

Perfect for curious beginners who are still on their Ls and want a controlled taste of my world.

30 minutes — $450

60 minutes — $950

2 hours - $1800 plus travel to and from - to your home

Your introduction may include:

• A cold-shower strength test

• Entering the dungeon restrained and blindfolded

• Controlled touch—only when permission is given

• Silent treatment and psychological teasing

• Being completely at the mercy of your Queen

This is only the first level. How much further you go depends on your behaviour.

⛓️ FULL BDSM, TOY PLAY, DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE EXPERIENCE

From $2,000 — minimum one hour

Approved applicants receive private access to The Queen’s Lair, with clear communication, agreed boundaries and careful risk management for your safety, comfort and discretion.

All experiences are strictly for consenting adults aged 18 and over.

💋 THE DANGEROUS DRUG

Experiences from $250

Girlfriend-style encounters, kink, playful exploration and personalised fantasies. Overnight and extended stays may also be available by arrangement.

Expect passionate chemistry, intense attention and an indulgent escape that will leave you wanting another taste.

📋 SCREENING AND BOOKINGS

All new clients complete a quick and discreet screening process.

A deposit is required to secure your appointment. This amount is deducted from the balance payable when we meet and simply confirms your booking.

I welcome you from an upscale, private and immaculately maintained luxury apartment in Wollongong CBD.

💎 EXTRAS MENU

• GS on you—shower only: $250

• BBBJ: $500

• COB: $150

• CIM: $350

• Fantasy or roleplay: $150

• Toy play on me: $250

• Rimming on me: $350

• Dirty talk: $200

The list continues—message me privately with your fantasy.

I don’t enjoy sharing, so please don’t ask—unless your fantasy involves a threesome with my incredibly sexy King.

Couples experiences from $2,000 per hour.

📱 Digital services coming soon.

Enter carefully. Apply respectfully. And remember—inside The Queen’s Lair, I make the rules.

Versace XXX

I'm back! I've been on holidays for a week, I'm sorry if you missed me but I'm back now x

Good news Wollongong, your favourite home-grown pocket-rocket is back! After a few years of travelling around the state and working as a burlesque dancer, Iris is finally coming home. An expert in the art of tease, knowledgeable in all the right places, and very excited to be back, this leggy blonde looks like she's stepped straight out of the centrefold, ready to make your dreams come true.

Ask us about spending time with Iris for a lap dance, a cozy girlfriend experience, or maybe something wilder- with broad experience in a range of kinks, Iris is ready to help realise your fantasies

Available now at 45 beatson street, Wollongong

Please TEXT!

Hello, I’m mia, 26, size 6. I’m slim and bit tall for women. I am sweet, warm, beautiful, friendly, and independent young woman who is ready to make your time special.

I have a gorgeous natural body and a bright, welcoming personality. I enjoy creating relaxing, enjoyable, and unforgettable experiences.

I offer high-class, attentive service with no rush. Discretion and privacy are always respected.

My room is clean and comfortable, with shower facilities and fresh towels. Easy parking and convenient access are available.

You come to me for massage:

Half an hour $90

1 hour: $150

You come to me for sex:

Half an hour $120

1 hour $180

I come to you for sex:

Half an hour $220

1 hour $270

This week I’m staying at 108 swan street

🌹🌹🌹100% Authentic Guarantee!! A sexy bombshell, beautiful inside and out, a top-tier sex enthusiast!! 🌹🌹🌹

Gentlemen,

My name is Natalie 😘

I'm in my twenties, I love sex, I'm gentle and considerate, like a girlfriend.

This is my new escort service in this city ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I love, I love wonderful experiences and unforgettable moments 💘💘💘

I'm physically strong, currently a natural DD cup, and my biggest advantage is often that my private parts are warm, dry, and tight. I used to work out, so my buttocks are firm, and my skin is fair and soft 🌺🌺🌺

I'm not greedy, nor impatient. I will do my best to serve every client, and I hope you can become one of them.

My in-home service prices:

$150 - 30 minutes

$250 - 60 minutes

ruru massage:

$250 - 30 minutes

$350 - 60 minutes

In-home service:

60 minutes, $500. Deposit required.

To book, please message me: 0400833611

Looking forward to seeing you soon, baby 😍😍😍

Hello Gentlemen,

            I Appreciate you reading my profile and delighted to have sparked your interest.

I’m an attractive Australian in my 30s, 5'6" with beautiful blue eyes, a feminine size 10 figure and enhanced DD breasts. I’m fun, confident and genuinely enjoy making the gentlemen I meet feel relaxed, comfortable and thoroughly spoiled.

I have a passion for beautiful lingerie and love keeping my collection fresh and exciting. I believe that confidence, chemistry and a little anticipation are all part of creating an unforgettable experience.

I’m also a qualified masseuse and take pride in creating a calm, indulgent atmosphere where you can unwind and enjoy some well-deserved attention.

If you’re looking for someone friendly, fun, confident and attentive, I’d love to hear from you.

Pleasure and relaxation are just a phone call away.

Christy Hilton XXX

My services:

Massage ❤ sucking ❤ licking ❤ Shower together ❤ Body Slide ❤ sexy outfits ❤️ Teasing Foreplay❤ GFE ❤ Horny blow Job ❤️ horny sex ❤️ 

My rates are

$100- 20mins

$120 - 30mins

$150 - 45mins

$180 - 60mins

Outcall (Depends on locations)

$280 an hour if within Wollongong / a small deposit is included

I can also do these if we get along well in person:

💎

Kissing

Mutual French

Light Bondage

Golden Showers

Striptease

Head & Foot Massage

Rimming

Mutual Masturbation

Popping candy bj

Angel's Kiss

Deep Throat Dragon

Around the world (wet your whole body with water in my mouth)

Diamond fascination (licking all over your body)

Legend of The dragons (blowjob using 4 different techniques)

Free Dragon (sex position)

Swing Dragon (sex position)

Rotating Dragon (sex position)

Ride of your life

Fetishes

Party Bookings

Welcom to text me for booking

I don’t answer private number / no caller id

Come and enjoy the company of a high-class companion who offers attentive service, real connection, and unhurried time together—all without the premium price tag.

Hey there, I'm Tiffy —your sweet Asian girl next door. I truly enjoy making our time together something you'll look back on fondly. This isn't just work to me; I genuinely love creating a space where you can relax, feel comfortable, and leave with a smile.

Sick of handing over big money only to walk away unsatisfied? That won't happen here. What I provide goes beyond a quick session—think warm, authentic GFE (Girlfriend Experience), flowing conversation, tender touch, and truly being present with each other. Got particular tastes or kinks you're into? Feel free to mention them, and I'll happily cater to them within the limits I'm comfortable with.

Your ease, discretion, and satisfaction always come first with me.

Give me a call at 0468 695 131 for location and rates. If you happen to catch my voicemail, just leave your details and I'll return your call when I can.

My rates won’t let you disappoint 😘

Can't wait to connect.

SEXUAL ENERGY IS OUR LIFE FORCE.

Beautiful human beings, welcome to the fantastical world of Victoria Black.

There is absolutely no discrimination or judgement, everybody is completely welcome, and all souls will be loved equally.

I am a very affable woman and my forte is making nervous ( first timers or not ) men and women feel calm and relaxed within minutes of being in my company.

If you are a very anxious please do not let this put you off making a booking.

This is one of my relaxing ( Tantra ) services.

But there is no obligation to anything on my list of inclusions.

Feel free to express yourself and delve deeper into your fantasies and kink! We all have a turn on…

Let’s work out together what truly excites you.

Check out your sexual blue print. Fascinating stuff.

I start my service with a strip tease and an alluring body slide -

I cover my delicious feminine body in oil whilst you intentively watch.

I slowly and seductively rub oil into my pert breasts, flat athletic stomach and smooth pussy.

You lay down onto your belly whilst i smother you with my delicate body covered in oil.

You can feel my breasts and smooth pussy gently pressing onto your back, buttocks and legs whilst taking you into a state of meditative bliss.

i will slowly roll you onto your back and get your cock throbbing in delight as you watch and feel me sliding all over you.

This calms your nervous system down enabling you to relax, making you feel close, connected and very aroused. Haha.

I don’t rush any of my services unless that’s what you are seeking.

 I am a fiery, sexy and intelligent Welsh Goddess who is a master of seduction.

I’m also very kind, compassionate, funny, and very easy to talk to.

My cat like hazel eyes will make you want to explode, whilst I’m slowly sucking your cock and gazing up at you.

 I have magnetic Scorpio energy and people just love being in my presence.

I am passionate, vivacious, infectious, very flexible ( ha ha ) and smoking. 🔥

I also love being fucked. So come and show me what you are into.

if you just want somebody to talk to, or to confide in.

I work alone and do not discuss my clients business with anybody.

Psychology and communication are two of my main passions in life so you can go as deep or as frivolous as you like. Depending how you feel on the day of your booking.

Be kind to yourself, we are all just human after all.

The more time we spend together the more trust you will have in me.

I don't judge, or have an opinion, so you can be liberated. Hallelujah to that.

I am very empathetic, and a brilliant listener who just goes with the flow.

If your goal is light hearted fun then come along and have an amazing time and a good giggle. hahaha

I promise you that you will leave feeling completely elated with a huge smile on your face : )

And to top it off i am a qualified massage therapist who incorporates a full body massage into every booking. Unless you want to skip that part . Hehe.

Your precious time will never be cut short with me.

Over the years I have had the pleasure of spending time with and satisfying the souls of many different people from all walks of life.

Each person is unique with different emotional and sexual needs and desires. I am here to fulfil all.

i have a beautiful face, a smoking hot body and shit loads of experience! Haha.

I am extremely sexy, and my 18 years in the sex industry has gained me an abundance of experience in dealing with the psychological, emotional and sexual needs and desires of men, woman & LGBTQ.

I am an escort who transitions into a dominatrix at your request.

Please give notice for a full bsdm roleplay experience.

it’s easy to incorporate light bdsm ( handcuffs and blindfolds etc ) into any booking.

I am extremely versatile and very open minded.

I am also intrigued and excited trying out new things.

I love meeting decent human beings who are looking for a connection of any kind.

Sexual compatibility doesn't always happen in life, or in the sex industry, but you can rest assured that you will have so much fun with me regardless.

Anybody looking to broaden their sex lives, experience new pleasures, or simply just want to be pampered then i am definitely a woman you should sample in your life.

And whether you are looking for something sensual or a little hardcore please don't hesitate to get in touch.

 I love beautiful sensual and deep connections.

I can take control of and let you sit back and enjoy the ride.

Or you can dominate me and take the lead.

With the right communication sex can be amazing for both involved.and

Becoming a regular client of mine can truly gain you new mastery skills to pleasure your partner or anybody you choose to have sex with.

Learn how to tune into each others sexual energy as we fuck.

I love sex and teaching men and woman how to connect on an energetic sexual level is a massive turn on for me.

BDSM

MiSTRESS VICTORIA BLACK

I AM DOM

If you are seeking a mistress and want to be my full time ( or part time ) slave that is my forte.

 0481430422

Please text, WhatsApp, or call to enquire, and book.

PLEASE BE PATIENT WHEN CALLING AND TEXTING,

I WILL ALWAYS GET BACK TO YOU.

NOTICE IS ALWAYS BETTER,

BUT I AM OFTEN AVAILABLE TO BOOK ON THE SPOT.

* NO PARTY BOOKINGS PLEASE

* IF YOU DO CHOOSE TO GET HIGH BEFORE YOUR BOOKING PLEASE BE KIND, GENTLE AND COHERENT. 🤣.

* I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL FOR YOUR KINDNESS AND COMPASSION AS FAKE BOOKINGS ARE DESTROYING THE SEX INDUSTRY!

AND OUR ABILITY TO GO ON TOUR WITH TRUST.

A LOT OF TIME, ENERGY AND COST GOES INTO TOURING AND THIS ENSURES REAL CLIENTS WITH REAL INTENTIONS.

* FACETIME TO CONFIRM I AM THE ORIGINAL VICTORIA BLACK ♥️♠️

* PLEASE BE AWARE THAT ASIAN PROFILES ARE OFTEN FAKE.

* DEMAND TO SEE THEIR PHOTOS ON MANY DIFFERENT ADVERTISING PLATFORMS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY ALL MATCH ( TATTOS INCLUDED ).

* USE YOUR INTUITION.

*FACETIME ASIANS.

THANK YOU

LOVE

VB

♥️♠️

HEY GUYS~~

. My name is Tina, I am a fun loving, energetic and friendly type of girl. I can give you a relaxed and happy time, and do the best service!!

If you want a discrete relationship or the ultimate girlfriend experience that cannot be compared - then will will definitely not be disappointed with me!! You will come back again and again.

If you are interested . Please come to the business to choose for yourself.Our Services offered including: massage, sex, whole body roaming, stroking, shower together, kissing and 69 service,bj ,Double flight, couple service and more…

Full service

20min 100

30min 120

45min 150

60min 180

massage 

20min 90

60min 150

outcall Starting price 60min 250+

call:0420346168 The landline phone number is 042265553 easy parking

I AM AVAILABLE ..10AM UNTIL 10PM EACH DAY..BY LOVELY APPOINTMENT..UNLESS ARRANGED..OTHERWISE..BUT ANSŴER FROM 9AM TO CHAT AND ARRANGE

.AND PREFER TO DO THAT..PLEASE...

.RATHER THAN TEXT AFTER TEXT..THANKU.xxx

ALSO PRIORITISE YOUR COURTESY AND RESPECT..

PLEASE BE CLOSE TO..OR OVER 30YRS AND

DO UNBLOCK AND SHOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER IF SHOWING..PRIVATE

I ONLY RETURN YOUR CALL IF INVITED AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY....ALWAYS

YOU MAY SHOWER B4 AND AFTER YOUR TIME..AND WITH THE USE OF NON ALLERGIC AND NON PERFUME PRODUCTS..FOR YOUR PRIVACY SAKE

..TOTALLY SEPARATED FROM YOUR GORGEOUS AND UNHURRIED TIME HERE IN A SINGLE &TOTALLY PRIVATE SITUATION

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR...wonderful MATURITY..PLUS A SINGLE PRIVATE .LIASON..UNHURRIED..QUALITY..PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE WITH YOUR CHOICE OF ADULT OPTION ENDINGS..

AS A 3 TIMES CERTIFIED MASSEUSE BE ASSURED OF A SUPERB..TIME..OUT.THEN CALL ME TO ARRANGE

 ON 9TH0424 373 054 OR LEAVE A MESSAGE WITH PERMISSION FOR ME TO RETURN YOUR CALL.

IF I RETURN YOUR CALL (IT SHOWS PRIVATE NUMBER)

 AM LOCATED JUST 10MINUTES DRIVE FROM WOLLONGONG..AT DAPTO..A SINGLE..VERY PRIVATE SITUATION..COUNCILPERMITTED..AND PARKING.. CLOSE BY..TO WALK TO ME..

I AM THOROUGHLY TRUSTWORTHY.

To be on this website.. I am

thoroughly checked out ..AS authentic..pics are truly me.

IT IS NOT AN AGENCY THAT I WORK FOR but a lovely way for you to be comfortable with.. then actually ..calling me to arrange an appointment.

This site will answer most of your queries..until we chat.As a nurse..do feel free to discuss any situation/condition.

3 TIMES Certified MASSAGE...Body Slide..THEN

 Choice of

1.NATURAL French../oral

.TO COMPLETION..OR

2.EXPERIENCED HAND RELIEF..OR

3. FULL SERVICE..WITH CONDOM

.SO ITS .YOUR CHoice of 3 adult endings. ..a FULLY inclusive costing is my promise to be a

.. SECOND TO NONE..UNHURRIED EXPERIENCE. 

150 FOR HALF HOUR. FULLY INCLUSIVE

200 FOR THE HOUR..FULLY INCLUSIVE

MY NATURAL FRENCH IS UNBELIEVABLE I AM TOLD.😗😗😗

AN EXTRA HOLE IN.MY TABLE..CREATES AN UNBELIEVABLE FEEL..DO ASK ABOUT IT.

💋 .. ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SPOILED AND PAMPERED..GFE..STYLE..

PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT BI AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH A COUPLE AS A THREESOME..AND NO NATURAL SEX WITHOUT CONDOM..EVER..

THERE HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DEVELOPMENT RE CONDOM QUALITY..A NEW PRODUCT..FOR THOSEWHO LOVE A NATURAL FEELING..NOT RUBBER..

.IF YOU CARE TO ASK ME.

As a lovely.confident and stunning..size 10 and DD busty.. Mature..late forties ..Australian/French combination of courtesan..I hope to entice you with quality, unhurried naughty pleasures.. wearing beautiful lingerie etc.

but with the distinct advantage of a professional massage, sensual/therapeutic or strong factor to make you take time out from this busy world.

MAY I BE THE ONE WHO RAISES THE BAR Up to your expectations of quality and service..and everything that you hoped for. I do hope to talk to..

And meet & spoil you soon. XXXX.a glamour experience.

XXX 0424 373 054 ANN

Curvy milf who loves to play bbbj a fave anal a pleasure x also if you good I’m a squirter x

hey Babe my name is Eloura lust I’m a beautiful lil pocket rocket with a carefree bubbly attitude very sweet and caring looking to make any encounter magical and sesnual or rough and naughty

MY FAVORITES

feet worship

pussy eating

kissing

rimming

Pse

Gfe

MY FAVORITE COMPANIONS

Anyone who is coming in looking for a fun time , easy going nice gentlemen , personality is a huge thing to make it fun for us both I love a smile!! And a good laugh xx

PET PEEVS

Men who are disrespectful, getting asked for natrual services , intimidating services , hardcore services without proper care or conversation to entail what will happen and pay accordingly , time waisters , rude and arrogant attitudes

SELLING CONTENT 24/7 through fansly and wapp

I’m so excited you found me ❤️

Brand new videos every night $10 to $15

Pussy and naked Pictures $5

Bundle 5 for $20

10 for $40

Squirting video $5 under a minute- $10 over a minute

Solo play with toys under a minute $5 over a minute plus $10

Solo play with toys squirting $10 under a minute $15 over a minute plus

Fucking video $10

Cum in pussy video edited $20 extended $30

Anal video edited $10 unedited $15

Sloppy blowjob edited $10unedited $15

Car Blowjob video with cum on face edited $10 and undedited 7min $15

Shower play blowjob $15

Bundle videos $50 to $80 

Cum bundle $80

Solo play bundle $50

Fucking bundle $50

Anal bundle $80

Cum on face bundle $50

Outdoor bundle $50

Customs $50 - $100 plus depending on time and what you ask for Or my whole gallery $250

BRAND NEW CONTENT 

PUSSY PUMP CONTENT $30

Outdoor video with bbbj toys and fucking $30

Home sextape $25 

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋