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Lolli baby full of sweetness wild pocket rocket porn star! Also can be a very sensual sweet n slow!!!

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

Hi

I'm Sweet Sexy Nasty beautiful, stylish, graceful girl, a completely all-

natural.

I have very soft skin, and perfect body. I am friendly, attentive, and gentle. I like to deliver and have fun, I appreciate every moment of my life. 

I squirt a lot I’m hot and polite. I wanna do things the way you will love it I

want to fulfill your widest fantasies.

Super open minded looking to have fun sweet in the middle ,hottest in bed, Will give you the best service ever.

Wanna have some memorable fun sex with me ?? then I’m the right person for you, 

Hi guys,

I’m KELLY 26 yo, nice to meet you!

My body shape size 6, busty with C cup boobs looks very sexy And you must love my pretty face, smooth skin and beautiful legs on high heels...

I will never give you a boring time! I’m friendly and passionate, and I want to be your naughty ‘girlfriend’ at this moment...

It’s a nude body to body play and I won’t give you a rush one... Oil is used which makes you feel more comfortable! And you are free to use clean shower facilities and hot towels.

If you have got any pain on your body just tell me, and I will massage hard in that area. You will definitely get a fresh feeling after the treatment, trust me babe...

FULL Service:

$200-30 minutes

$300-60 minutes

❣️ foreplay

❣️ shower together

❣️ cuddling@hugging@touching

❣️passionate cover bj & handjob

❣️ multiple positions

❣️ come on boobs

❣️ Kissing

❣️ DATY/69

It includes sexy of different positions, good massage relaxation, and all other intimate things ^_^

⛔️⛔️NO NATURAL SEX⛔️⛔️

🚫🚫NO ANAL🚫🚫

Spoil yourself with me! A real playful girl❤️

TEXT me: 0422087227

Hi Gentlemen, my name is Emily. If you want to spend some quality time with a classy, sexy, elegant and down to earth Thai lady then you need look no further. I have a slim, long and well-toned body together with lovely brown curly hair and a perfect tanned skin. My personality is bright, confident and cheerful, always have a smile on my face.

Hope my body and polished appearance delivers you a sense of

inspiration and my ability to deliver results in all that I do. I am a gym

enthusiast and fitness fanatic, a balanced lifestyle, of gourmet delights &

fitness rituals to retain my physic. I naturally have a good taste – Always

look fabulous and well-dressed.

I'll allow you to feel instantly uninhibited & let your most

intimate sexual desires and fantasies become reality. Emotionally intelligent,

educated and sophisticated, I will charm your pants off with stimulating

conversation and easy laughter.

When we meet, you'll find that I am anything but boring, rather

quirky, slightly flirty, decadent and alluring. whether it's a few hours or an

entire evening, I want you to feel comfortable, at ease, and encourage you to explore my killer curves and soft skin (and maybe more).

I encourage you not to deny yourself that, so please get in touch. I believe every human deserves the enjoyment of luxury in their life.

Full service

Incall

STRIPTEASE

CUDDLING

BALL LICKING SUCKING SQUEEZING

NUDE MASSAGE

COVER SEX

LIP KISS

TITS FUCK

RIMMING ON ME

COVER BJ

$180/30 mins

$230/45 mins

$280/60 mins (2 shots)

❌NO PRIVATE NUMBERS

❌NO NATURAL SEX NO ANAL

❌NO VIDEO CALL

Hi,

Once you're steaming with desire, I want to own you as I drop to my knees,

opening my full lips and wrapping them around you. I want you to look deep into my bewitching, come fuck me eyes as I please you, giving you head you've only ever fantasied about.

I can’t wait to get down and dirty with you Although I am a naughty little firecracker, I am also a kind and compassionate lover; your very own confidential confidante.

I love to make you feel at ease and to feel special. I want to fulfil your wildest fantasy. Lifes too short to always do the right thing. Lets do the wrong thing, together. If you're looking to make a dirty little secret, then let's make it a memorable together...

My full service rates are

$150-30mins

$200-45mins

$250-60mins

Im adorably playful and naturally sexy which combined with my cheeky personality guarantees I’ll put you at complete tease... whoops! I meant ease… hehe. 

I offer discreet GFE escort services so bring me your most wicked fantasies please! My focus is to excitedly tease and please you, I’ll also warn you that I can be very naughty and may need a little spank from time to time. I’m vibrant, energetic and full of mischievous delight when our time turns more intimate, I want to satisfy you completely, and so put every last bit of my energy into achieving this.

🔸🔸AVAILABLE NOW FOR INCALLS and Outcalls

TEXT/CALL on my NEW NUMBER 0478591278

I have an extremely cheeky personality, wicked sense of humour, am fun loving, relaxed and enjoy a party occasionally. I adore flirting, teasing and thrive on interesting conversation, silly banter and funny moments. I’m also a great listener and if you seek to spend time with someone who can hold a genuinely intellectual conversation - then look no further,

0478 591 278

Hi! I'm Vanilla Super sweet with a little bit of zing!

The moment your set your eyes upon my body you will be speechless (don't let my size fool you, I have the heart of a tiger!).

I am extremely energetic, bubbly and eager to please! 

I provide an incredibly intense, passionate and unrushed experience that will leave you begging for more (I promise, I will be your new addiction ;))

I'm also professionally trained in Thai Massage and I can provide a sensual massage so deep that I touch your soul if you just want to relax, and be taken to another, euphoric world.

You will yearn for the feeling of my soft, tanned, angelic skin against yours.

When we are together, my attention is 100% on you, I'm not watching clocks and I am often quite generous with my time if we are having fun.

Pls call or txt me on 0403795918 with your preferred service, time and duration :)

I do not provide Anal, please do not ask :)       

 Prices: full service

30 minutes: $200

45 minutes: $250

60 minutes: $300                                       VIP 🐉Dragon service🔥

-BBBJ

-CIM

-69

-Lip kiss

-Touching

-Variety position of sex

-Strap on

-Shower together 

-Girlfriend experience

$350-30mins

$400-45mins

$450-60mins                         

Extras available (we can discuss in person)

Thank you

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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⁉️IF YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM BAD BEHAVIOUR YOU CAN PAY AN UNBLOCKING FEE ($50) via BEEM to @morteztyler and provide your number in the description. ⁉️

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I am an independent mature escort Hey Guys, Animal in Bed and Real babe Cum slut!! I will suck you dry! Even though I'm an animal in bed, outside you'll find me sweet and extremely humble.

My eyes sparkle as I seduce you. I am a sexy girl and I know how to please a man. With lots of passionate touches, I provide a genuine sensual experience.

Enjoy my smooth legs and natural titties. Don't miss out on an unforgettable experience for me.

New girl in the city looking for some hard sex experience and some excitement. If you want to experience have the most amazing sex, call me

and meet me anytime.

I will give you the best sex you can ever have, and I can ride you like you've never experienced before. I will make you bite my nipple and do what you want to satisfy your horny side.

You'll have the greatest day of your life with me, so what are you waiting for? I'm waiting for you, come and experience my horny and kinky side and I'll rock your hard dick until you cum.

I am naturally gorgeous, charming, and active My Curvy figure and smooth.

Skin will send you to heaven and back.

I have a sexy body with a perfect

curve, Firm ass and huge boobs.

I promise you will not be disappointed and you will be addict to my innocent eyes. I can be very naughty with the right company in a bedroom. Come to try me.

I will make your fantasy come true and will have you coming back for more.

I hope you come soon, I am very horny.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Beautiful busty peach. Classy with a wild sexy side that is highly addictive.

Incall location is Cessnock

my service is a porn star experience . It is highly rated and recommended ...

it is more an experience than a service and one you will not forget . It covers majority except analas it is an extra . Plz txt me for any questions . Please don’t expect me to continuously txt as it is very time consuming . Make your enquiry a and bookings an easy process to guarantee your booking 😊

Sensual, Sophisticated & Seductive 💋

📞 Text message is the best form of contact

My photos are 100% genuine but have been slightly edited to ensure my privacy is respected.

When contacting me PLEASE ensure you include the following:

• Your name

• Preferred day to meet

• Preferred time to meet

• Duration of booking

• Preferred service  

PLEASE MAKE YOUR REQUEST POLITE AND CLEAR OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE

NO CALLER ID WILL NOT BE ANSWERED AND TIME WASTERS WILL HAVE THERE NUMBER BLOCKED & BLACK LISTED

****. ABOUT ME … IN MY OWN WORDS ******^*^^

 Hi I’m Candy

I’m happy , silly and I don’t take myself too seriously . I like to live life authentically and unapologetically and like to embrace all the things that make me unique . And I’m constantly following signs from the universe 

I’m prob too honest , too enthusiastic and extremely open minded so I’m fascinated to learn about people’s journeys and what makes them different . 

I’m extremely strong mentally and try and be in a state of internal consciousness at all times , I do a lot of personal growth , mindfulness and meditation. 

Peoples opinions , perceptions or judgments have very little effect on how I feel about myself . Which is nxt level freedom and confidence and something that most people will never achieve . 

And progress , learning and evolving internally is what makes me feel alive

I genuinely love meeting people and I’m extremely capable of blowing minds . I actually believe I was destined to be on this job , I completely understand how some may find this hard to understand.

I’m extremely easy going , my confident yet straight forward , slightly silly approach puts people at ease instantly . I seem to have some form of gift that enables me to connect with almost anyone . And I’m also demisexual which means I’m not attracted to someone’s exterior . So it could be that I can see the beauty in anyone that allows me to do the job so easily .

Iv never been disrespected on the job and I’m definitely good at what I do . I’m not quiet like most and would never conduct myself like I’m any better than anyone …

but my statistics would state that I rarely see a client and they not come back again 😊 

 In my own words continued …

My STORY

 My journey as an infj 

My entire life I always felt like there was something different about me , my first serious relationship started when I was 19 , we brought a house done all the thing society says you need to be happy . It lasted 9 years and I got so caught up trying to be someone I wasn’t I ended up trapped in a web of lies , not only to others but to myself . 

Once those lies came out it felt like I was so set free by the truth , I believe it triggered something inside of me , some may call it a spiritual awakening . 

The beginning of this journey I thought that it was a faith I was searching for , I looked into so many different religions, I read the bible but didn’t find any answers . Although was extremely insightful. 

I done a lot of personal growth mental strength , mindfulness , meditation ect as I had always been incline to do this . 

I remember figuring out that my intuition was extreme and I was an extreme empath and I actually cried .. It felt like a curse . I didn’t want to be so hyper aware of other people’s feelings and I realised how much of an impact it plays on my life . 

Anyhow I do believe I had a big bang moment and I realised I was search for a faith . I was searching for faith within myself to be exactly authentically unapologetically myself .

And become so comfortable with exactly who I am , other people’s options perceptions judgments consumed my mind almost none existent. Iv never felt like I wanted to fit in or pretend to be anything but me since then . And honestly it’s a whole new level of freedom once you can reach that level . It’s the closest iv felt to untouchable to date . 

Anyhow once I become so comfortable with myself I had a strange sequence of events that lead me to become a high class escort . 

I’m so fascinated by learning and seeing about other people’s life’s and stories , and every person i meet feels like I was there for them to teach me something or sometimes I have something to teach them  ..  

I have the ability to create and make people comfortable instantly and I have the ability to have some form of connection to people . Sometimes I just talk and feel like I’m more of a therapist and I genuinely believe I’m helping people discover things about themselves interally … 

I had not heard of the test before but took it when I got home . I briefly scrolled through results but didn’t pay much attention as it was late and I was tired . 

Anyhow about 2 weeks later all of a sudden the results to the test were in my face in the most unexplainable way and it was then I read it properly . It was mind blowing to me to find these results and I think I actually cried . My entire life I had researched and tried so hard to figure out things about myself and reading the results was absolutely mind blowing to me . I couldn’t and still can’t believe it and will probably always be fascinated and researching more and more . I seek knowledge and study more and more all the time I think it’s 

Experience the ELEGANCE of LUST and PASSION.

I'm TASHA

let me be your slutty little pocket rocket and show yqrou an experience that will make your cock throb.

Only weighing 49kg im yours to empty your balls into.

Dont miss me whilst im here only for a limited time.

I'm Australian, with a petite little body that once you explore, you'll never want to pull out of 🥵😈💦

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= RATES & SERVICES = ⏰️     

INCALLS | OUTCALLS

15min.     $150       $250

30min.     $250        $350

45min.     $350        $450

1hr.       $450         $550

*Please note at this point in time i am only able to do outcalls of a night and on the weekends.

Incalls are only available bewteen 10am and 2:30pm monday to friday. Unless stated otherwise.

Car meets are possible but only in your own car. Car meets are considered the same as outcalls for price wise.

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⚠️ !! NOTE !! ⚠️

I DO NOT provide services or accept bookings for:

× Anal sex

× People of INDIAN or PAKISTANI backgrounds.

× Requests relating to the role play of minor, daughter, step daughter, or r*pe.

× Golden/Brown Showers

× Pegging/Anal Play

× DP/DVP

× Clean-up

× Fisting

My prices are not negotiable. Payment due at your booking, I am NOT Afterpay.

Any abuse, malevolence and disrespect will NOT be tolerated.