Yagoona Female Escorts

Attention,INSTAGRAM: BOIAlkiKIi.

watch my video on my instagram.

I do like BDSM and PROSTATE MASSAGE ON YOU. I have a strap on can fuck you very hard.

Seriously I am a very sexy girl. love dominate you and be your queen or slave.

Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.

My name is Kiki. Singaporean girl.I am a 22 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 6 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

I am always well presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

please call now on before you miss it out..

OUTCALLS.There is no applicable travel cost.

Welcome gentlemen.

First of all I need mention photos are mine. no drama. no issues. You get what you choose.

my name is Gucci.

I have more photos on my instagram/sosweetsugar you can add it.

or you can ask me to send you a face photo through the phone.

But pls stop asking me keep sending-i am not a charity or free service.

I am a very cheeky girl loves dancing.i love Tease the men. 

I have a very playful DD set which need thanks for my mom.

I am 25.still in university. I am single very horny girl.

I personally love my job. love meet new people. it has built myself a lot confidence in life.

With this much experience I feel my future husband is very lucky.

I love do please men, love to try different ways to please a men.

Make sure he want to see me again.

The only complaint from my regular is 'Gucci, why you can't come back tonight'

I am a very busy person.i always keep my customer happy.more rebook then new bookings.

I am very easy going and have a genuine desire to make our time together comfortable and relaxed.

If you like to know more about me and want to have a good laugh.

pls don't hesitate to contact me.

💎 HIGHLY REVIEWED & HIGHLY ADDICTIVE 💎

🌹 *FULL SERVICE & EROTIC MASSAGE* 🌹

*FSSW & EROTIC MASSAGE POSITIONS AVAILABLE*

FLEXIBLE SHIFTS AND HOURS

**Discreet & Private Rear Entrance**

**Female Clients Welcome**

PRICES:

*FULL SERVICE

Standard service includes:

Lady of your choice, sex and blow job - both protected

Incalls

15 mins (no sex) 130

20 mins 160

30 mins 200

45 mins 280

1 hour 320

COUPLES (mmf, mff, fff)

640 / hour

*OUTCALLS

from 400/hour + $50 travel each way

(minimum 1 hour)

Discreet. Luxurious. On Your Terms.

We specialise in elite outcall experiences—delivering unforgettable companionship directly to your hotel, private residence, or dinner engagement. Whether you’re seeking a sophisticated evening out or a more intimate private encounter, our highly professional companions provide the perfect blend of charm, class, and connection.

Available by appointment. Your comfort, privacy, and satisfaction are our top priority.

*EROTIC MASSAGE

Available 11am-6pm ONLY

Standard service includes:

Lady of your choice, nude and sensual full body erotic massage, body slide & hand relief

Incalls

30 mins 150

45 mins 220

1 hour 280

1.5 hours 430

2 hours 560

COUPLES (mmf, mff, fff)

1 hour 560

1.5 hours 860

2 hours 1120

(All prices are exclusive of GST)

Contact us:

Call or Text 0457 333 980

[email protected]

Insta:

www.cityrosekingsford.com.au

More Ladies Now Available – Always Discreet

We’ve added more private, elegant companions for outcalls to your hotel, home, or dinner date. Discreet, professional, and focused on your comfort. Get in touch to find out more—your privacy is our priority.

City Rose Kingsford is excited to announce a new chapter. This transition marks a period of rejuvenation and innovation for City Rose Kingsford, as we strive to enhance our legacy while introducing fresh, contemporary experiences.

Our management brings a vision that respects the rich history of City Rose Kingsford while pushing the boundaries of what our guests can expect.

Where luxury and desire intertwine in a newly renovated sanctuary, marking a bold new era under the fresh leadership. Today, we are proud to unveil our establishment's complete renovation, a testament to our commitment to providing an unparalleled experience.

*Employment opportunities available

We’re Hiring – Big Opportunities, Bigger Paychecks!

Looking to level up your income? Join our team and unlock the potential to earn serious cash! We have exciting employment opportunities available now across multiple roles. Whether you’re just starting out or bringing experience to the table, there’s room to grow—and plenty of money to be made. If you’re driven, dependable, and ready to work, we want to hear from you. Apply today and start building your future!

I have a truly sensual and responsive body that will have your mouth watering and a cheeky personality to keep you on your toes!

I am friendly, intelligent, and charming and a delight to be with... I am very skilled and confident in the bedroom and really know how to look after my client. You will not be rushed and will be able to enjoy the pure pleasure, which I have to offer. Let me start off with a warm hug and then body rub all your stress away.

I look adorable in my cute sexy mini skirt and heels. I can also offer a really sexy service with my soft breasts, fulfill your deepest fantasies and you can enjoy delicious .... with me. Tell me what you like, I am very flexible and will try to satisfy your every need!

For girlfriend-experience full service:

FULL SERVICES including SEX:

french kissing

cuddling and hugging, touching

erotic body massage

hand job and blow job, 69

good sex multi positions

shower together

Hi! I'm glad you're here looking at my profile, I'm Latin of Brazilian origin, an elite company for your most pleasurable moments.

If you have come here, you have seen a woman who is interesting enough to take your time to read my simple description. As you can see in the pictures, I am a truly elegant and very feminine woman (this if you can observe the finesse and details of my good taste of lingerie and other details that only men with particular and demanding tastes could observe), When I open the door for you you will find a luxurious Latin of extreme finesse, elegance, education and university culture. Even with so much refinement, I am a Scort with a capital S and I dedicate myself well to what I do, so I do everything without judgment and with an open mind, between four walls and among people who respect each other, anything can!

1000%real photos Guarantee

If I am not the girl in these photos free full service 

Note images are also Verified by site administration.

Hi, Gentleman.

My name is Eliza, an elegant and optimistic Asian lady with a friendly personality and a sexy accent.

I provide discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate the finer things in life. I offer a variety of dates : I can be your perfect companion

I wear not only beautiful and sexy designer lingerie but also a genuine smile, being friendly, caring and easy-going.

Cash payment

Full service incall

30 minutes 250$

45 minutes 350$

1 hour 400$

 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 Naked massage happy ending Hj and touching

 30 minutes 150$

45 minutes 250$

60 minutes 300$

❌I do not Natural SEX

 ❌I do not DFK , CIM ,COF

❌I do not Anal

 I look forward to see you

10 minutes walk form Central station

Hello gentlemen,

My name is Mia Ford. I am a young 20-something Australian born European brunette with flowing dark hair, long smooth legs and an ample behind. I pride myself on maintaining a healthy lifestyle and my toned, athletic body reflects this. My face is often complimented as my best feature. Dark brown eyes to get lost in, and a smile guaranteed to make you melt.

I enjoy deep conversations, yet I am always playful and flirtatious. Behind closed doors, my inner femme fetale arises and she is wildly sensual, ravenous and intoxicating. I let your desires lead whilst making you feel at ease enough to let out your devilish side. Let me show you just how naughty I can be…

Mia Ford x

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🔥 SERVICES

❤️‍🔥 FS/GFE

30 min – $450

1 hour – $650

2 hour — $1200

Dinner Date (4hrs) — $2500 (2hrs dinner, 2hrs play)

❤️‍🔥 SPICY GFE

1 hour — $850

Freedom to explore role play, light domination or specific fantasies

❤️‍🔥 Massage

30 mins – $250

45 mins – $300

1 hour – $350

❤️‍🔥 Tantric Massage

1 hour — $450

5-session Package – $2000 (save $250)

Includes sensual tantric massage, breath work and energy healing. A full body orgasm is possible with openness, surrender and ongoing meditation/self practice. *Packages valid for 3 months.

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💎 LIMITED AVAILABILITY! NEXT INTAKE July 3rd.

❤️‍🔥 4 WEEK AWAKEN TANTRA EXPERIENCE

Private 1:1 Tantric Massage + Somatic Sex Coaching

This 4 week 1-1 private immersion is for men ready to awaken their full sexual potential. You’ll build the skills to last longer, increase your energetic drive and confidence, and unlock the potential for non-ejaculatory, full body orgasm.

Each week includes a 60 minute in person tantric session covering tantra theory and breathwork, bespoke sensual tantric massage and tools to awaken your sexual energy.

You’ll walk away with:

— A deeper connection to your body and sexual power

— Tools to channel your energy into drive and stamina

— A heightened experience of sex as electric

— The ability to separate orgasm from ejaculation

— Confidence that radiates from within

Investment: $2200 (save $500)

💎 BONUS!

— Private support between sessions via Telegram

— Guided meditation audio for use between sessions

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💋 Optional Extras

Pussy play – $50

Rimming on me – $100

Golden shower – $100

Kissing – $100

DFK – $150

Oral on you – $150

DATY — $150

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📌 TERMS OF SERVICE

⛔️ NO NATURAL SERVICES

Anyone asking will be blocked immediately. My health and that of my clients is non-negotiable — all services are strictly protected.

📥 Deposit Required

A small deposit is required to secure your booking. This can be made via Beemit, bank transfer, or discreet Smart ATM. Deposits are non-refundable within 48 hours of cancellation or changes. At my discretion, I may credit your deposit toward a future booking (valid within 1 month).

Hi gentlemen,

My name is Sasha, I'm 5.2" and a trim size 10 53 kg as you can see, my photos are from my iPhone what you see It's what you get. Im in a private situation with a very discreet entrance (no concierge) to guarantee your privacy. You've searched and searched and finally you've found me..........Im told my service is "Amazing so come and get me!!!!!!

I'm a very honest and genuine person and love what I do so you will feel relaxed and energised as we spend time together exploring each others bodies. As an independent companion I believe that you want a good memory from this experience, I provide you with quality, safety, unhurried time yes you get the time you pay for with me and prefer to limit my client of those who feel have chemistry with me.. If you are looking for 1st time Thai girlfriend experience then Im the perfect girl for you

If you are interested just ask to make booking. If curious and interested to know more I'm more than happy to discuss this service when you come to see me to give you time to decide and feel comfortable to book for a later encounter.

Usually Im busy with my study as Im not a full time escort, so grab me before I travel home Im Std free, have regular check-ups, Practice safe sex ONLY, General health and hygiene is a must. I don't do Natural Sex, so I'd prefer that I not be asked for this as refusal often offends.

Girl Friend Experience

Mutual Oral

Girlfriend Cuddles

Mutual masturbation

 Toys- on you

COB - Cum on body

Variety of positions

Body Massage

69

My Incall price; 

B2B Body slide 

30 Minutes. $100

1 Hours. $ 150

Full service 

Quick Visit.100

30 Minutes. 150

45 Minutes 200

1 Hours. 250

OutCall 1 Hours $ 350

Over Night. 1500

Some travel charges may apply for out calls so please ask.

Extras are available at my discretion so please ask

Anal staring at $100 if bigger 150

BBJ 50

phone 0448534466

Private numbers will be ignored

No rude, derogative or phone sex tolerated

No ping pong emails

If I do not answer please msg with booking time and length of stay.

NOTE:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE A BOOKING AND DON'T SHOW UP WITHOUT INFORMING ME OF YOUR CANCELLATION OR CONTINUE MESSAGING WITH QUESTIONS AND NOT BOOKING YOUR NUMBER WILL BE BLOCKED. PLEASE BE GENUINE THANK YOU!!!!!

Attention: .

ALL my photos are recently.no trick.no drama.

I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners.

I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.

I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100 percent unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do.

I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you.

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Ava Grace and I'm an independent high class escort located in Sydney CBD. If you are a man who craves a genuine and rewarding connection with a beautiful, intelligent young lady then you’ve come to the right place. My sex drive is high, and my ultimate goal is to please you. 

Im the perfect combination of naughty and nice, whether it be a cheeky hook up, a weekend away, a few hours of private passion, a romantic dinner or even just some someone to party with, I know how to turn heads and make a lasting impression.

I'm here to accompany you and make sure you have the best experience possible. With me by your side, you're sure to have a wild, unforgettable night exploring all of your most intimate desires. 

I am discreet and your privacy is my top priority. Everything you share and experience with me is kept private and confidential and ask that you treat me with the same level of integrity & respect. 

So what are you waiting for? You only live once, so you might as well make it memorable. 

Can’t wait to meet you!

Ava Grace x

Attention,INSTAGRAM: soulkimchi.

watch my video on my instagram.

Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.

My name is kim. Korean chick.I am a 19 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 6 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

I am always well presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

please call now on before you miss it out.

Have you ever wondered what it is about a mature woman that makes grown men weak at the knees? Would you like to find out?

You know the type? Mrs Robinson • Stifler’s Mom • MILF • Cougar? Whatever the name is you want or need to call us doesn’t even come close to describing what it is that is so very special about a woman over the age of 40

If you are an appreciator of soft curves, the gentleness of femininity, the intoxicating pleasure of experience and an adorer of the dirty mind of an inner 25 year old, then you have found the perfect woman for you!

Hello, my name is Nikki and I’m a private independent companion for Gentlemen, Ladies and Couples. I am Brisbane based however I tour other cities and towns around Australia regularly

I’m reputed for my adventurousness and generosity in the bedroom. I know my way around both your body and mine well enough to take us both, easily, to deep levels of passion in the bedroom

A lady in the streets and a whore in the sheets describes me best. My nature is uninhibited however I know the time and place for everything. This comes from experience and age

As a mature companion in my sexual prime, I know when to be proper and when to not be. I will never embarrass you in or outside of the bedroom. Calm, kind and understanding that everyone is human

Every engagement is unique. I am not a cookie cutter, stick to a routine, don’t do this or do that kind of person, however mutual respect goes a long way to getting more compliance from me than those who lack respect for what I do

As an expert in eroticism, allow me take you by the hand and lead you into temptation. Naughty desires can be explored as I have a creative, dirty mind and I’m not afraid to use it. Your desires are safe with me, I will handle them with the care and delicacy they deserve

My personality is a perfect blend of raw honesty, genuine interest in you plus a cheeky sense of humour. My appearance is as represented in my photos, mature but still youthful with curves in all the right places but a few in the wrong places - but hey, who doesn’t have a few of those, right?

Together we will enjoy a deeply passionate encounter with lots of lustful kissing, intimate touching, cuddling and open communication - leading to an erotically sensual conclusion. A good chat will be had as well as some cuddles

It takes two to tango. I am a very present, in the moment lover - I need you to be so as well. I want you to be spent and satisfied by the time we part ways

Cheers

Nikki xox

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A smooth and hassle free exchange by text is a good start to a great meeting!

TEXT TO BOOK: 0437 728 185

Please include:

• incall or outcall (town / city on my tour)
• which day & what time
• which service & how long for

Happy to talk to you but please text first to arrange a time to talk 

I am intolerant of vulgar, rude or abusive messages. I just don’t bother responding. I don’t need you spoiling the beautiful vibe my life has

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ON TOUR: I choose private apartments over hotels but if I do stay in a hotel, know that I have vetted it for maximum discretion for both of us

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OUTCALLS AVAILABLE: to hotels / motels. Outcall means I come to you at your hotel. A deposit of $100 is required for outcalls  

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GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE: mmmmm just the right amount of what we both want and need

can include:

• body slide
• body kissing
• spanish / titty fuck
• COB - cum on boobs
• covered or uncovered blow job
• mutual sensual touch & play
• mutual masturbation
• oral on me
• mutual oral - 69
• kissing
• sex
• multiple positions
• sexy lingerie & high heels
• cuddles

30 mins: $300

1 hour: $450

90 mins: $650

2 hrs: $800

3 hrs: $1100

Bookings of alternative extended time spans can be priced upon asking

outcalls: 1 hour minimum plus $50 travel fee

lunch / dinner date with GFE 4 hrs: $1200 - dine in room or out

For bookings 90 mins or longer or outcalls: a $100 deposit is required to secure your appointment - refundable up until 4 hours before the booking

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DELUXE GFE: A delicious blend of GFE & PSE

can include:

• body slide
• body kissing
• spanish / titty fuck
• COB - cum on boobs
• covered or uncovered blow job
• deep throat
• gentle face fucking
• fingering
• deep french kissing
• mutual touch & play
• mutual masturbation
• oral on me
• mutual oral - 69
• kissing
• sex
• multiple positions
• sexy lingerie & high heels
• cuddles

as well as:

• mutual massage
• sex toys
• DDP
• cock worship
• body worship
• COF - Cum On Face
• rimming on me
• prostate massage
• tie n tease
• butt play on both
• toys for boys: beginner to advance
• spanking
• other light kink & fetish

30 mins: $400

1 hour: $600

90 mins: $900

2 hours: $1100

3 hours: $1500

Bookings of alternative extended time spans can be priced upon asking

outcalls: 1 hour minimum plus $50 travel fee

lunch / dinner date with GFE 4 hrs: $1600 - dine in room or out

Greek: $300 extra

For bookings 90 mins or longer - outcalls or Greek: a $100 deposit is required to secure your appointment - refundable up until 4 hours before the booking

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COUPLES: 1hr: $600 • 90mins: $800 • 2hrs: $1000

$50 extra for outcalls

Having a committed couple allow me the privilege to join them in their most sacred space is an act I don’t take for granted. I will do my best to make your ultimate fantasy a memorable reality

Happy to chat on the phone and answer any questions you may have before deciding to book

A deposit of $100 is appreciated to secure an appointment which is fully refundable or transferable up until 4 hours before your booking time should you need to cancel

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BODY SLIDE / MASSAGE:

body slide / massage with all the foreplay of sex but without the sex part

can include:

• body slide
• mutual touch and play
• massage
• covered blow job
• mutual masturbation
• COB - cum on body / breasts
• oral sex on me

30 mins: $200

45 mins: $250

1hour: $300

Wine - Dine & 69: 3.5 hrs: $900

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DELUXE BODY SLIDE / MASSAGE:

can include:

• body slide
• mutual touch and play
• massage
• covered blow job
• mutual masturbation
• COB - cum on body / breasts
• oral sex on me
• covered or uncovered bj

as well as:

• kissing
• gentle face fucking
• sex toys on me
• prostate massage
• finger in your bum
• COF - cum on face
• tie and tease
• toys for boys - beginner to advance

30 mins: $250

45 mins: $300

1 hour: $350

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DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND?

PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE

SOCIAL ESCORT

COFFEE DATE

NETFLIX & CHILL

CONCERTS / THEATRE

ADVENTURE DATES

FLY ME TO YOU

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WANT TO VERIFY ME? Here’s all you need to do so:

FOLLOW MY TIKTOK:

nikki.cox78

FOLLOW MY X: 

https://x.com/nikki_cox_

FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM: 

https://www.instagram.com/nty_nikki

FOLLOW MY BLUESKY:

https://bsky.app/profile/ntynikki.bsky.social

ALL MY LINKS:

https://msha.ke/nikkicox

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PLEASE NOTE:

• if you are sick, please do not book, stay home

• no drugs or payments of drugs

• no car / truck jobs

• no golden showers or scat

• no natural sex

• no fantasies about kids, animals or family members including step family members on in-laws

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am BOBO easy going, bubbly personality. come on. I need a big cock to fuck my little pussy.my photos are recently and genuine.happy to send more for current ones through sms.but pls don't keep asking, i don't want people collet for other things.

Age: 26

Cup size : 36DD

Body Size: 7

Height: 165cm

My favourite thing to do is choking on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain & pleasure!

SERVICE LIST

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Deep French Kissing

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Deep Throat/Gagging

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Multiple Shots on Goal

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral inc 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Cum on Body

•Sexy Lingerie

•Doggy style

•Fingering

Hey hottie! Are you ready to have your way with me? I’m in my dirty 30s and love getting wild 😍 I am warm, affectionate, passionate and adventurous! If you love to play I am the girl for you! Cheeky, flirty, naughty and ready to please ❤️

My service includes passionate kissing, mutual oral, multiple positions - I'm a contortionist so happy for you to get creative 😉

If you are after any extras let me know what they are in one message and I will send you the cost.

3 years experience in the industry and an insatiable sex drive!! Let's get down to business!

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services and I have the BEST body ever .

I am a sexy cute girl.my photos are recently,customers told me i look much more better in person,you can try me and spoil yourself too.

My name is Aya 26 yo girl I am currently studying and love to show you my passion toward xxx.

AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.

REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.

Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity and its my job to make you a satisfy and happy customer.

You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, slide through my smooth skins. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –

Fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange.

I offer full services .

Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Hi.First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort.happy to send current photo to confirm.

I am 26 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.

Give me a call baby.i am at my horny age. I need multiple cums every hour.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.