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Veronika – Luxe Escorts’ Brunette Aussie Tease

Dive into pure desire with Veronika, Luxe Escorts’ stunning 32 year old Australian brunette. Her rich brunette locks and seductive green eyes draw you in instantly. This super talkative, wickedly playful vixen is a master of seduction and connection. 100% Aussie, Veronika’s warm, flirty energy and effortless charm make every moment feel electric, but it’s her very sexual, teasing nature that will leave you completely addicted.

Super chatty and easy to connect with, Veronika turns every encounter into something fun, intimate, and deeply personal. She loves to laugh, tease, and flirt until the tension is unbearable. When things heat up, she becomes pure fire, whispering filthy promises, talking dirty in that sexy Aussie accent, and using her body to drive you wild. Veronika knows exactly how to build the anticipation, locking her sparkling green eyes on yours while she slowly unravels you with her hands, lips, and teasing touch.

You’re already imagining it, aren’t you? Her soft voice moaning your name, her teasing smile as she brings your fantasies to life. Veronika is the ultimate combination of genuine connection and raw, hungry sexuality. Don’t just fantasize about it. Book this brunette bombshell through Luxe Escorts and let her talk you into pure ecstasy. She’s waiting to tease, please, and completely spoil you.

Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.******

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💦💦💦SNEAKY SNEAKY OFFICE LUNCH SPECIAL GFE1 200 15MINS !!!!!💦💦💦 mon-fri 11am-2pm only!!!

GFE1 500 an hour which is massage passionate kissing mutual oral including bbbj intercourse and the wonderful company of me!

GFE2 Incall and outcalls 750 an hour for GFE which is massage passionate kissing mutual oral including bbbj, bbs,cip and squirting

**GFE2 is already a discounted offer so it can't be haggled **

😘😘😘😘 OUTCALLS 500 FOR ONE HOUR PLUS TRANSPORTATION TO YOU AND BACK ! MINIMUM 2HR😘😘😘😘

#######DOING INCALLS NOW 500 AN HOUR ("MINIMUM 1HR FOR INCALLS)#######

*** ONLY IF YOU WANT BBS AND CIP INCLUDED ITS 1000 AN HOUR AND 2000 FOR TWO HOURS YOU MUST BRING VAILD HEALTH CERT*** (INCALL PRICE ONLY)

 ALL CLIENTS MUST YOU MUST PAY DEPOSIT THEN WHEN BOOKING STARTS YOU WILL PAY THE BALANCE, STRICT POLICY NO DEPOSIT NO BOOKING

GFE1 500 is a deposit of 250 x 2hr= 500. x 3hr = 750

GFE2 750 is a deposit of 375 x 2hr= 750. x 3hr =1,125

Then you pay balance once you arrive once I receive deposit i will give you details of where im staying honey's 😘

***NOW ACCEPTING CREDIT CARDS STILL ACCEPTS PAYID AND GOOD OLD CASH $$$****

PLEASE REFER TO MY RATES BELOW  START SCROLLING DOWN ⬇️⬇️⬇️

THIS NATURALLY SEXY, CLASSY, SENSUAL, DOWN TO EARTH, INTELLIGENT, QUICK WITTITED AND VERY C³EX PLAYBOY BUNNY NOW MILF IS SCOTTISH GERMAN INDIAN ITALIAN LOVES TO TREAT HER MAN LIKE A KING!!! AT 165cm THIS DARK SKIN FEMME FATALE POCKET ROCKET IS ULTIMATELY THE BEST GIRLFRIEND SERVICE AND BEST HEAD ON THE EAST COAST AND YES I SQUIRT 💦💦💦

I ENJOY WHAT I DO SO I HAVE A WAY OF MAKING YOU FORGET ITS A BOOKING AND YOUR ON A DATE.

SIZE 8 MY AMAZING 12DD NATURAL BREASTS WITH BEAUTIFUL DARK NIPPLES, A SHAVED VERY PRETTY CHOOCH!

IM A HIGH CLASS ESCORT WITH A GREAT REPUTATION TO UP KEEP. IM KNOWN AS MISS JAZZ MOST SORT AFTER HIGH CLASS ESCORT TO THE STARS AT STILETTOS SYDNEY FROM 2007-2011 I STILL HAVE REGULARS FROM THEN SOOO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR BOOK ME !!!

I'M A GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE WHICH INCLUDES BODY RUB, MUTUAL ORAL(BBBJ INCLUDED), INTERCOURSE AND THE UNFORGETTABLE AND WONDERFUL COMPANY OF ME! AND IF YOU WANT TO PARTY IM ALWAYS DOWN TOO BUT I DO NOT SUPPLY CLIENTS WITH PARTY FAVORS OR CARRY PARTY FAVORS ON ME TO BOOKINGS.

DONT FORGET TO ENQUIRE ABOUT EXTRAS (NO ANAL) PRICES VARY... EXAMPLE- ROLE PLAY(most popular-Daddy/Daughter)350 EXTRA,

ALSO AVAILABLE AS CORPORATE FUNCTION DATE OR A DINNER DATE RATES ARE 2500 FOR 4 HOURS,

IM AN AMAZING COOK I OFFER A SPECIAL SERVICE "HOME DATE GFE" WHERE I CAN COME OVER AND COOK FOR YOU AND WE CAN PLAY BOARD/CARD GAME WATCH A MOVIE AND YES AMAZING NAUGHTY(BBS INCLUDED) FUN 3 HOURS 3750. OUTCALLS ONLY TO 4 & 5 STAR HOTELS AND PRIVATE RESIDENTS IN THE SURFERS PARADISE AREA AND CLOSE SURROUNDING AREAS

MMMM... IM WAITING XXXX FEEL FREE TO ASK WHAT MY SERVICES INCLUDE. ALL PRICES ARE SET PLEASE DONT HAGLE 0410374592 mailto:[email protected] WHEN TEXT PLEASE GET TO THE POINT AS I DONT KNOW YOU SO DONT TEXT ME LIKE WE'VE BEEN MATES FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS ..

EXAMPLE:

HEY ARE YOU AVAILABLE?

ID LIKE TO BOOK YOU FOR _ _:_ _ am/pm

For _ _hrs or overnight

(Ask about extras)

I ONLY ANSWER TO NORMAL TEXT I DO NOT RESPOND TO PHONE CALLS 💋💋

THEN WAIT MY REPLY TOO MANY TEXT AROUND THE SAME TIME MAKES MY ANXIETY GO THRU THE ROOF AND PLEASE DONT WASTE MY TIME!. BEING A DICK I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH AND PLEASE DONT SEND ME NUDES/DICK PICS THANKS THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED 💋 PLEASE DONT EVER ASK "ARE YOU KEEN" "KEEN" THINK ABOUT IT IF YOUR SMART ENOUGH YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!

DO NOT TEXT ME ON WHAT'S APP I USE THAT FOR MY PRIVATE LIFE AND IS NOT APPRECIATED RESPECT MY PERSONAL SPACE!

MINIMUM IS 2HRS (1000) CLIENTS ARE ALSO OBLIGATED TO PAY FOR CAB FARE TO LOCATION PRICE DEPENDS ON WHAT AREA YOUR IN SURFERS AND SOME SURROUNDING AREAS, THE TIMES 15 MINS, 30 MINS AND 45 MIN RATES ARE ONLY FOR CLIENTS WHO WANT TO EXTEND THIER BOOKING TIME 💦💦💦💦💦

Google T5massage and you’ll see more ML photos and weekly Roster 

Monday

Korean Serena 9-3

Thailand Lily 9-3

Indian Gia

Taiwanese Yvonne 

Korean Chloe

Japanese Ayaka 3-9

Korean Ella 3-9

Tuesday

Thailand Linda 9-3

Korean Jessie

Chinese Fiona

Taiwanese Ulia

Korean Kate New

Indian Gia

Taiwanese Ami/Love 3-9

Wednesday

Thailand Linda 9-3

Taiwanese love

Singapore Kiko

Thailand Lily

Thailand Stella

Korean Lena

Taiwanese Sherry 3-9

Thursday

Korean Fairy 9-3

Korean Lychee

Koeran Jessie

Singapore Kiko

Thailand Lily

Korean Kate

France Venessa 3-10

Friday

Korean Serena 9-3

Philippines Mia 9-3

Korean Lychee

Taiwanese love

Taiwanese Ulia

Japanese Emika 3-9

Taiwanese Sherry 3-9

Sat

Korean Cherry 9-3

Chinese Sherry

Korean Chloe

Thailand Lily

Hong Kong Yoyo new

Japanese Emika 3-9

Sunday

Hong Kong Yoyo new

Korean Lena

Thailand Lily

Korean Hana

Korean Chloe

Taiwanese Honey 

Come over, take a shower, and start relaxing. 

The weekly roster is now available 

We are tucked away discreetly with plenty of parking on-site, Perfect for your undisturbed midday escape from the hustle and bustle of life.

massage.

Shower is available as well before and/or after your

Take 5 Massage house, we specialise in:

-prostate massage

-Full body oil massage

-Double massage

-Prostate massage

-Nuru massage

-four hand massage

Parking available at the back. Please drive in thru the gates.

To book, please text or call: 0403 207 768 or on Wechat ID:T5massage

Last appointment is 7:00pm.

Address: 344 old cleveland road coorparoo

Open Monday to Sunday - 9am to 8:30pm

There will be new girls: Annie from Taiwan and Winter from Korea. 

private house with discreet parking and back door

WeChat T5massage

Our WeChat: T5massage

The photos are for advertising purposes only. Due to privacy reasons, we don’t provide photos of all the girls, and we certainly don’t use fake photos. Please refrain from requesting photos further. Thank you for your understanding

Not all the girls offer all services, and they also choose their clients, so you can come to the shop and ask in person

Best PSE 🥰 💓🔥 Naughty Japanese Passionate Exciting PSE & GFE ❤️‍🔥

Hi, I’m Jasmine with a flirty smile and a wicked sense of fun. Petite, playful, and effortlessly feminine, I’m the kind of girl who’s just as comfortable teasing you with conversation as I am turning heads on a night out.

My best and most exciting service is porn star experience 😇😘 especially when we spend one hour or longer xxx

HOW TO MAKE A BOOKING 💕

Please include this information in your first text and I'll reply

• Your name

• Incall or outcall (outcall, let me know your suburb)

• The day and time that suits you

• How long you'd like together

• GFE or PSE

Ever seen a woman with 98% of her body tattooed, a tongue split & also eyeball tattoos!?

My name is Amber Luke - I am a global, well known professional XXX actress; internationally heavily tattooed & modified model. I currently take the lead in being Australia’s Most Tattooed Woman - you can even google search it! Hehe 😜

In the meantime,

Follow my socials for some recent photos & here’s my fansly (onlyfans but different)

Instagram - @amberluke.666

Fansly - https://fans.ly/r/amberluke666

Oh and I’m Bi- curious! 

Couples also Welcome!

*Deposits on ALL advance bookings. I do NOT accept any advance bookings without a deposit!!!

I AM ONLY AVAILABLE THREE DAYS A WEEK NOW.

PLEASE BOOK ACCORDINGLY.

❌I don't negotiate on price.

❌I will not answer phone calls.

❌time wasters will be reported and blocked

Video Calls:

5 min - $150

10 min - $200

15 min - $300

VIA PAY ID OR BEEM IT

I ALSO SELL DROPBOX BUNDLES - ask me about my bundle deals

I am alternative & individual as fuck, and I guarantee you haven’t EVER seen or been with someone like me. Cum see what I’m about - and see if my reviews live up to the hype

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Hello Gentlemen, Let me introduce myself 

My name is Chloe

You’ll find I am absolute sugar on the surface: a soft, radiant smile, a gentle, melodic voice, and the timeless elegance of a woman raised to behave flawlessly. I am warm, meticulously polite, and carry just enough innocence to make your defenses melt away the absolute second you cross my threshold.

But for the true connoisseur… I am a masterclass in beautiful deception.

Behind that polished exterior lies a world of uninhibited passion.

I ensure you leave completely spellbound, my ghost lingering in your thoughts long after you return to reality.

Extras, Bookings & Discretion 

Fetish-Friendly: I love crafting naughty surprises. My space is completely open to your specific tastes; tell me exactly what you desire.

Overnights & Travel: Premium outcalls and extended overnights are available by prior arrangement only (non-refundable deposit required).

Extended Luxury: Longer bookings may receive a custom discount—just ask me.

Privacy Note: Photos have edited tattoos for absolute privacy.

I can’t wait to meet you—let’s make sparks, memories, and maybe a little mischief. Message me right now and tell me exactly what you’re craving tonight.

Kisses,

Chloe xoxox

RELOCATING INTERSTATE AND NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN QUEENSLAND FROM 4TH OCTOBER

WINTER WARMER ADVANCE BOOKING INCENTIVE

OFFERINGS

**Book 1.5-2 hours**

Receive $100 off

**Book 3-4 hours**

Receive $200 off

**Book a Dining Date**

Recieve $200 off

**Book an Overnight**

Receive $500 off

T&C's

*MUST be mentioned in FIRST MESSAGE

*ADVANCE BOOKING + 25% deposit REQUIRED

*VALID UNTIL 31st August 2026

*VALID only on The Vixen & The Hedonist unless stated above.

*NOT VALID in conjunction with any other offers or on existing bookings.

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VIRGIN, FIRST TIMER, KINK/FETISH, COUPLE, QUEER, DISABILITY & NEURODIVERGENT FRIENDLY

Well hi there!

They say blondes have more fun and I’m living, breathing, moaning proof. I’m deliciously oral-obsessed, if you catch my drift, and nothing would please me more than to blow… your mind.

Step through my door and the world outside simply stops existing. You’ll find my silky, creamy curves aching for your touch, thick-lashed blue-green eyes locked on you, and soft, juicy lips ready to take your breath away. My D-cup breasts with their pert nipples and my perfectly spankable ass are just waiting to be unwrapped.

Being with me is like diving into one of those “choose your own adventure” stories, except you pick the fantasy, and I deliver the ending. Do you want the sweet, sensual girlfriend experience? Or the sultry, unapologetic hedonist who’s ready to play where almost anything goes?

The choice is yours… so tell me, which are you choosing?

INCALL RATES

THE SWEETHEART

30min $400

60min $500

90min $700

2 hrs  $900

Add hrs $300

THE VIXEN

30min $500

60mins $700

90mins $1000

2hrs $1200

Add hrs $400

THE HEDONIST *New & Improved*

30min $600

60min $900

90min $1200

2 hrs $1600

Add hrs $500

LONGER DATE PACKAGES CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE

https://msha.ke/imogengreene/

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LOCATION & AVAILABILITY:

I'm available 7 days a week mostly by appointment but can occasionally be available last minute.

Mon-Thur 9am-10pm*,

Fri - Sat 9am-11pm*

Sun 10am-10pm*

I host from a discreet stylish Apartment in TENERIFFE, BRISBANE.

*Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings. Between the hours of 11pm-9am may incur an additional fee for last minute bookings.

BOOKING ETIQUETTE:

TEXT or EMAIL ONLY

Remember, first impressions count, so please be a gentleman when inquiring and include the following information along with a little about yourself. 

• Your name
• City you're inquiring for
• Booking type (e.g. The Vixen )
• Date & Time
• How Long
• Any Requests
• Your Best pun or dad joke

SOCIALS: (Dont enquire here)

X: theImogenGreene

Bluesky: TheImogenGreene

Telegram: Dateimogengreene

DEPOSIT REQUIRED:

A deposit is required at the time of booking to secure all bookings. (unless by prior discussion).  Until received, your desired date and time remains open to being secured by another. 

Methods of payment:

• Beem app (best for same day bookings)

• ATM deposit (Westpac/Commbank)

• Bank transfer

• Prepaid Visa

Remaining payment in cash upon arrival ( unless another payment method is agreed upon prior to arrival)

Let's escape together

Imogen x

🍑 VIVI —

NEWSTEAD 4006

Cute, smooth, playful and a little naughty 😘

Whether you’re straight, curious or bisexual — just relax, feel the vibe and let me take care of the rest xx

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⭕ SESSIONS & RATES

🥰 Full Service (BJ + FK + Kissing)

A relaxed girlfriend-style experience with real intimacy and playful energy.

30 mins | $250

60 mins | $400

120 mins | $800

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🥵 Special Full Service (Role Play / PSE / Fetish)

(Including Dress code)

For those wanting something more adventurous, deeper and playful 😈

Customised depending on what you’re looking for.

30 mins | $400

60 mins | $550

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😉 Sensual Touch (HJ finish | BJ on me allowed)

A gentle and sensual introduction for light exploration.

30 mins | $150

BJ finish +$50

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💦 EXTRAS

🫟Oily Experience | $100

B2B, BJ, FK & water-based massage.

A slippery, teasing flow that slowly leads to intimacy.

👗dress code | $50

🫧 Shower Together | $50

📹 Filming — no face | $50

💦 My Juice | $100 (Not available with Sensual

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🎁 VIDEOS

Video 1 | $100

3-minute highlight clip with my best angles.

Video 2 | $100

A 3-minute collection of my private clips 😈

Nude Pics *10 | $50

Ask me for details.

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🍑 ABOUT Me

Femboi | Vivi

167cm / 56kg

Full-body laser smooth ✨

Small, soft & plump 🍑

Cat eyes 🦊

Wet, soft mouth 💋

Bottom & Top

Switch with notice.

Cute face, soft skin and a naughty side

you’ll discover in person 😘

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✅ HEALTH & CARE

✓ HPV vaccinated

✓ Mpox vaccinated

✓ Flu vaccinated

✓ Regular STI testing

✓ PrEP daily

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🚫 MY BOUNDARIES

• Drugs or intoxication

• Free photo requests

• Price negotiations

Repeated no-shows or long-term messaging without booking may require a deposit.

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🍑 BOOKING

0484 935 393

(text ONLY)

Please include:

• Name

• Age 18+

• Preferred time

• Preferred session

Just “hey”, “hi” or emojis won’t receive a reply.

🫥Payment: Cash / PayID / USDT

😬Instagram: vivibabe1231010

No Instagram DMs.

Looking forward to seeing you soon xx 😘

Frankie Stone - Your Ultimate Lover 

Come and join me for your busty yet petite, slice of sexual heaven. I am everything you dreamt of; embodied in a perfectly sculpted size 8 body, flawlessly designed for your pleasure. Dark chocolate hair, magnificently enhanced & perky E Cups, round & firm peach, tight thighs and abs guaranteed to make your dick hard, not your life..

Save them up boys and be ready to drown me with a hot load. I am a true cum slut; you will never find another me. Truly one of a kind 💕💦

Why wait?! I won’t be this fuckable forever 💦🍆

Incalls hosted at South Townsville close to Palmer Street in a discreet apartment. Street & private undercover parking available.

Outcalls are available for bookings of 1 hour or longer to hotels/motels. Private residence outcalls available to acquainted lovers 😏

SMS ONLY - please provide details.. 😉 -

Name/Pseudonym

Service

Date/Time

Offering the afore mentioned details will ensure a timely response 💦🍆

twitter.com/frankiestonexxx

onlyfans.com/frankiestonexxx

Petite blonde with soft lips, refined curves and a dangerously addictive presence.

I offer a genuine, chemistry-driven girlfriend experience — playful, affectionate and deeply feminine. My focus is making the right gentleman feel completely spoiled, relaxed and desired in my company.

Expect real connection, soft teasing, lingering kisses, sensual touch and unhurried intimacy. A sweet girl-next-door energy with just the right amount of polished, naughty vixen.

Available selectively for private bookings, outcalls, video calls and exclusive content.

Screening is required for all new clients. A deposit is requested to secure appointments.

Respectful, hygienic and discreet gentlemen only.

I’m a dirty blonde with a dirtier mind!!

CURRENTLY OFFERING INCALL AND OUTCALL HAMILTON 25/07

Please note; Brisbane is my home location. I offer outcall only in Brisbane. This is because I tour all over Australia. (I like to be home rather than in an Airbnb). Unless prior arranged

I offer multiple services to pleasure your every desire 🥰

Massage - $400/hour, $250 30 min 🥥 💆🧘‍♂️🧖🧖‍♀️

i love using coconut oil and rubbing my smooth naked body across yours. I have some tricks up my sleeve that will leave you feel warm and fuzzy. Happy ending of course 😌

(no sex, no touching me, no oral)

GFE – Girlfriend Experience $500/hour, $350/30min

Slow kisses. Wandering hands. Deep eye contact while I ride you like I mean it 😮‍💨

I’ll make you feel wanted, worshipped, and addicted to my touch 🌹💋

(My GFE Inc protected oral and sex. Kissing +$50)

PSE – Pornstar Experience

$600/hour | $450/30 min

Filthy 🙈 Rough 🙊 Wet 🙉

Toys, spit, bondage… I want it all.

I’ll moan, gag, whimper… then flip it and make you the one begging.

I can take it deep, or take full control — your fantasy, my playground 🖤

On your knees for me, or have me down for you 🧎🏼‍♀️➡️🚶‍♂️ 🚶🏼‍♀️➡️🧎‍♂️

Whatever you’ve been stroking it to in secret… I’ll make it cum to life 💦✨

(My PSE Inc Nat oral on you OR me, you decide. Toys available and light bdsm (no marks))

hardcore bdsm +

 offering FEMDOM services too 😈

please enquire within x

Be gentle. Be brutal. Just be ready for me ❤️

So… how do you want me? 🔥

Xx

Let's share crazily hot moments together and cuddling and caress moments. Book me now and I'll make you entertained. Get ready to have some fun.

You'll going to have an amazing time with me. Our time together will be done slowly but surely, you'll going to enjoy every second of it. 

 I'm very experienced in my line of work and consider myself a true

professional in the art of sex! I've done it all babe! So, no need to be shy!

Available Now!

Hey there 😘 I’m Liz, your curvy, busty, big-booty girl next door — soft, thick, and totally real. I’ve got all the right curves to make your time with me unforgettable: a generous bust, a juicy bum, and a body you’ll just want to hold onto.

I’m playful, flirty, and I absolutely love making my clients feel amazing. Whether you want to relax and unwind, have some cheeky fun, or just enjoy some intimate, personal attention, I’ll make sure you leave with a smile and maybe a little extra 😉

I enjoy connecting with people, laughing, teasing, and creating moments that feel just ours. I’m soft, warm, and a little bit naughty — the perfect combination for an experience that’s sensual and memorable. I’m confident in my curves and I know exactly how to show them off in all the right ways.

What I Offer:

• Full-service companion
• Sensual massage & intimate play
• Fun, flirty, relaxed vibes
• Discreet, professional, friendly
• Curvy cuddles and personal attention
• Ask for extra service

I’m all about real curves, real warmth, and real fun. No fake bodies, no awkward vibes — just a curvy girl who knows how to make you feel special. I’m soft to touch, playful with a cheeky sense of humour, and I love it when you let yourself enjoy the moment.

I only take same-day bookings — if you’re not planning to come today, send me a message beforehand to check availability. I promise your time with me will be worth every minute, full of laughs, teasing, and sensual fun.

So, if you’re after a warm, curvy girl who loves what she does and knows how to make your experience amazing, come and see me 😘 You won’t be disappointed.

Your balls should be empty by the time you leave — and I’ll make sure of it.

My Full service rates:

suck&fuck with condom, licking&sucking 69, different positions,HJ,CBT,BJ,shower together

$150 for 30 mins

$200 for 45 mins

$250 for 60 mins

🚗 Outcall

60 mins — $500, A $200 deposit is required. If you're not willing to pay a deposit, please don’t waste each other’s time.

 💌Text only

❌NO CALLS PLZ

Hi Gentlemen!

🎊My advertising photos are authentic.🥳

 I'm 31 years old,studying in Australia ,I'm sexy Petite size 5,Height 159 cm , 48 kg, dark hair.

I’m friendly and open mind… I own a natural good body, firm bust and nice round bum.

I only offer good services, I enjoy pleasing men, and being pleased.

Service also comes with , cuddles, touch, teases, Relief, Mutual Relief, passionate sex.. and ask for more.

Our session will be unrushed and fully focused on you. Wanna find out how different I am to other girls? I have ability to makes you so irresistible！ I don’t do outcalls!!

In call prices

full service prices

$120 for 15 minutes

$150 for half an hour.

$ 200 for 45minutes

$250 for an hour

 Don’t ask natural sex, no any anal service,no swallo!

❌I don't negotiate on price.

❌I will not answer phone calls.

❌time wasters will be reported and blocked