Buderim Escorts and Adult Services
Seductive Beauty - BOOK IN NOW
I have the smile of an Angel and lets not forget my SEDUCTIVE bedroom eyes, a natural beauty that is sure to turn heads. i am also very down to earth and easy to chat with. I will be your new obsession.DAMN FINE PLAYMATE ticks all of the boxes.
0432158947 - to Holly
100% Aussie. REAL PICS GUARANTEED.Sexy Holly will leave you breathless. im a sexy, stunning high class Brisbane escort.
If you have a weakness for a hot tanned and toned body with alluring features and a touch of class then im the lady for you. Im intelligent and sophisticated and I have the desire to make your experience with me very memorable.
My curves and DD bust are to die for and my sparkling blue eyes will captivate you leaving you breathless.
Im looking forward to your call so please dont delay in calling me. Hugs Holly.xxx
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BROOKLYN ✨ Brisbane Blonde Bombshell now in Brisbane
In call - Fortitude Valley 💕
Hello gentlemen,
I’m a beautiful young blonde in her 20s, highly sought after and selectively available. I offer refined, girlfriend-style experiences for gentlemen who value elegance, discretion, and genuine connection.
Time with me is warm, indulgent, and effortlessly intimate — an escape where you feel relaxed, desired, and truly looked after. I’m attentive, affectionate, and present, with your satisfaction always my priority. Every booking is about quality, chemistry, and creating moments that linger long after we part.
Impeccable hygiene, mutual respect, and discretion are essential. I maintain a polished standard and expect the same from the gentlemen I see.
Pre-planned bookings are always welcome, with last-minute arrangements available when my schedule allows. Whether you’re planning ahead or acting on impulse, we can make something unforgettable together.
Due to high demand, I receive more messages than I can always keep up with, but please know I do my best to reply as soon as possible.
If I haven’t replied, it simply means I haven’t seen your message yet — feel free to resend, and I’ll respond when it’s a reasonable time to do so.
Let’s indulge, unwind, and make beautiful memories
Currently Hosting In Toowoomba xx
Love,
Brooklyn ♥️
💋 Dream Day Spa Cannon Hill - Body to Body & Happy Endings
🥰 Hello Babe❤️
Relax, unwind, and enjoy a refreshing massage experience with our friendly professional therapists 💆♀️
✨ Available Every Day ✨
🌿 Deep Tissue Massage
🌿 Relaxing Full Body Massage
🌿 Coconut Oil Massage
🌿 Stress Relief & Muscle Relaxation
💰 Massage Prices
30 mins — $60
45 mins — $70
60 mins — $80
Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush 💰
30 mins — $110
45 mins — $130
60 mins — $150
⭐ Comfortable rooms
❄️ Air-conditioned environment
🚿 Hot shower available
🚗 Plenty of free parking
💳 EFTPOS available (surcharge applies)
💵 Cash welcome
🚶 Walk-ins welcome — no appointment needed!
📍 Our Locations:
🌸 Mimi Asian Massage — Nerang
Shop 5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211
0451 882 369
🌸 Nana's Massage Therapist — Gaythorne
438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051
0420 445 886
🌸 ViVi Day Spa Massage — Hendra
327 Nudgee Road, Hendra Queensland 4011, Australia
(Entrance at the back of the building)
0414 400 794
🌸 Delightful Day Spa — Stones Corner
7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120, Australia
0478 291 071
🌸 Dream Day Spa Massage — Cannon Hill
3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170
0405 358 688
🌸 VIP Magic Massage — Nundah
1163 Sandgate Road, Nundah QLD 4012
0411 168 683
🌸 Rocklea Magic Massage — Rocklea
3 Bale Street, Rocklea QLD 4106
0416 362 980
🌸 YinYang Massage — Wacol
6/16 Wacol Station Road, Wacol QLD 4076
0431 919 009
🌸 Deluxe Massage — Kingston
24A Horton Street, Kingston QLD 4114
0430 578 781
⏰ Open every day
7:30am — 10:00pm (including public holidays)
Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a wonderful massage experience with us 🥰
See you soon ❤️
You deserve some TLC
SMS ONLY PLEASE - DEPOSIT REQUIRED
For services go to thehannahwilliams.com
It's a pleasure..
I'm your lover in superposition: both elegant yet mischievous, soft yet strong, polished yet playful.
At 32, I embody a paradox, much like the universe itself.
Get me in private and you’ll be indulging in my soft skin, natural D-cup breasts, and a slim size 10 figure that is yearning to be traced like a constellation. With 5’7” of me to explore, my curves invite your touch while my tattoos offer glimpses into the memories I carry with me. My bedroom eyes and plush lips make distance impossible; my energy holds you with a magnetic pull you won’t want to escape.
I don’t believe in putting on an act; I’d rather collapse the wave function of pretense and be real with you. Genuine connection is where passion lives, and I’m known for encounters that leave my lovers feeling adored, desired and truly seen.
Beyond the bedroom, my mind loves to wander. I thrive on deep discussions about quantum physics, as well as the way that science, history, spirituality, and religion all weave together like puzzle pieces to explain the world we live in. I’m also just as happy nerding out over pop culture like The Office (US), The Simpsons, Parks & Recreation, or The IT Crowd; quoting lines until we’re both wiping away tears of laughter.
I’m not one for taking life too seriously. I am a certified silly goose who loves a cheeky joke, a bit of silliness, and plenty of laughter. After all, the best memories are made when we mix fun with passion. Add in good food, good wine, a bit of banter.. and our energy will hum at the same vibration, igniting pure electricity.
I see the world a little differently due to my neurodivergence (ADHD / Type 1 ASD) and I cherish lovers who appreciate that uniqueness. I’m also a lifelong learner: I’ve worked across multiple industries, gained qualifications along the way, and I’m currently pursuing a career in accounting. Oh, and yes, I’m a total animal lover, so if you show me a photo of your pet, you’ve already won points.
I love creating a space where my date feels cherished: whether that’s a night of deep conversation, a slow-burn of intimacy, or even cooking a meal to make the evening deeply personal and romantic. With me, you’ll find a safe space to unwind, be vulnerable, and fully let go; knowing you can trust me to nourish and care for you on levels far deeper than just the physical. My joy is in making sure you feel cared for, wanted, and completely at ease.
Think of our time together like quantum entanglement: intense, magnetic, and impossible to forget, no matter the distance.
No matter what multiverse we meet in, I can guarantee one constant: passion.
The only question left to answer now is, how long will you resist before giving in to the pull?
Slut babe PARTY , IN/OUT❤️kinky babe ready to satisfy you
I am a Muslim lady from Indonesia 28 ,size 7 with sexy curvy body.I am able to make the person I am interested in go crazy.
Behind my hijab innocent image, my horny bitch is hidden in my soul. Everything that is special to me must remain secret like my own identity and live to the bottom when alone. You're gonna be shocked to see what kind of whore I turns into when I am alone with that innocent hijab.
about. I consider myself a submissive yet fervent lover, eager to spend time with a courteous, stable, and gentle person. Someone who prides themselves on mutual respect and discretion.
NEW PICS 💦🥵 Petite Aussie Goddess!
I am Australian. If my pictures or ethnicity is fake, your booking is free 🇦🇺
Location: Bowen Hills 💕
✨ 0414216457 ✨
Hello there 😉. I'm a naturally beautiful, petite, sensual but quirky girl with a devilish appetite for men 👅. My long chocolate hair, soft pale skin, blue eyes, and legs for days are unforgettable!
Text for my website link to see my face 🥹
How to text me:
Your name
Your ethnicity (I ask in case of a language barrier)
Booking length
Booking time
Ask about by extras list!
Standard booking rates: please text for my service details
15mins - 200
30mins - 400
45mins - 500
60 mins - 700
GFE Bookings: please text for my service details
15mins - 300
30mins - 500
45mins - 800
60 mins - 1000
✨ 0414216457 ✨
Ask about dinner and dessert dates!
Ask about cuddle sessions!
Ask about overnight fun!
NO NATURAL SERVICES!
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Hey daddy
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My name is Milania, Angel-faced with big enhanced luscious lips made to be wrapped around your delicious dick my alluring green eyes that say fuck me, shiny long black hair tanned glowing skin
Exotic and erotic , I'm Australian born ,with Italian background , I'm confident classy and know what I like.
No rude ,aggressive or disrespectful behaviour will be tolerated otherwise booking & money forfeited
Thank you kindly
Love milania xxx
Treat yourself to a little luxury you will desire I'm addictive ;) xo
When making a appointment to Make the process quick & easy please list these:
Date and time ?
How long of booking?
Incall or outcall?
Gfe or pse ?
Much appreciated
Milania xx
Oriental Paradise 180 Premium Escorts | Clean & Private Brothel | Multiple Girls Available Now
We are a legal and discreet brothel located in Brisbane. ( )Girls – Oriental Paradise
Offering a selection of young and friendly Asian ladies, each providing a warm and relaxing experience.
Clean private rooms, professional service, and respectful environment.
Available daily. Walk-ins welcome.
Location:180 abbotsford road Bowen Hills 4006 Qld
Parking available at the front.
To book, please text : 0409 689 315 or Whatsapp: 0409 689 315
Message us now for availability. 0409689315
Girls – Oriental Paradise
Saturday
Saki - Japanese from 11:00 pm - 5:00 am( New& Hot )
Vicky - Korean ( New)
Juna - Japanese ( Young )
Ivy - Korean ( Hot)
Yoona - Japanese
🍭👅where is my Daddy👅🍭
🍑 VIVI —
NEWSTEAD 4006
Cute, smooth, playful and a little naughty 😘
Whether you’re straight, curious or bisexual — just relax, feel the vibe and let me take care of the rest xx
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⭕ SESSIONS & RATES
🥰 Full Service (BJ + FK + Kissing)
A relaxed girlfriend-style experience with real intimacy and playful energy.
30 mins | $250
60 mins | $400
120 mins | $800
⸻
🥵 Special Full Service (Role Play / PSE / Fetish)
(Including Dress code)
For those wanting something more adventurous, deeper and playful 😈
Customised depending on what you’re looking for.
30 mins | $400
60 mins | $550
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😉 Sensual Touch (HJ finish | BJ on me allowed)
A gentle and sensual introduction for light exploration.
30 mins | $150
BJ finish +$50
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💦 EXTRAS
Oily Experience | $100
B2B, BJ, FK & water-based massage.
A slippery, teasing flow that slowly leads to intimacy.
👗dress code | $50
🫧 Shower Together | $50
📹 Filming — no face | $50
💦 My Juice | $100 (Not available with Sensual
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🎁 VIDEOS
Video 1 | $100
3-minute highlight clip with my best angles.
Video 2 | $100
A 3-minute collection of my private clips 😈
Nude Pics *10 | $50
Ask me for details.
⸻
🍑 ABOUT Me
Femboi | Vivi
167cm / 56kg
Full-body laser smooth ✨
Small, soft & plump 🍑
Cat eyes 🦊
Wet, soft mouth 💋
Bottom & Top
Switch with notice.
Cute face, soft skin and a naughty side
you’ll discover in person 😘
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✅ HEALTH & CARE
✓ HPV vaccinated
✓ Mpox vaccinated
✓ Flu vaccinated
✓ Regular STI testing
✓ PrEP daily
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🚫 MY BOUNDARIES
• Drugs or intoxication
• Free photo requests
• Price negotiations
Repeated no-shows or long-term messaging without booking may require a deposit.
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🍑 BOOKING
0484 935 393
(text ONLY)
Please include:
• Name
• Age 18+
• Preferred time
• Preferred session
Just “hey”, “hi” or emojis won’t receive a reply.
🫥Payment: Cash / PayID / USDT
😬Instagram: vivibabe1231010
No Instagram DMs.
Looking forward to seeing you soon xx 😘
Aussie Redhead Slut 🔥 Ultimate Porn Star Experience 😈
Looking for something unforgettable?
Hi, I'm Lilly.
A natural redhead, with piercing blue eyes that will sing to your innermost desires. With a fiery passion for everything sexual. I am a natural slut that will blow you away. My sexual energy is unmatched and my cheeky fun-loving personality will effortlessly put any nerves at ease, creating a time like no other.
Allow me to drive you wild, building the sexual tension between us, before sending every one of your senses into a passionate climax. I’m committed to achieving your complete and ultimate satisfaction.
I’m naturally submissive and kink-loving, my collection of toys and outfits are sure to excite, and elevate our experience to a whole new level. My high energy, passion and genuine enthusiasm for all things dirty sets me aside from the rest.
I’m far from ordinary. You won’t find another like me.
If you value quality, discretion, and unforgettable moments, I’m your girl.
Incalls are located at my private well-presented apartment in Newstead. Accessible via intercom for your discretion.
Outcalls are also available (minimum 1hour) call out fee dependent on travel time/distance.
Text me to book privately. 0492 368 180
Only Fans: prissyprincess92
Lilly xx
All natural BBW MILF
TEXT OR WHATSAPP ONLY.
CALLS WILL BE IGNORED.
➡️ BASED in NEWSTEAD
Well hey there,
I’m Kallista...curvy, confident, and impossible to ignore. I'm a horny, naughty, dirty girl that loves to please. I enjoy nothing more than being on my knees.
Are you unsatisfied with your current sex life? Is there something you're no longer getting at home? Do you just want to have your way hot hard and with no strings?
You want it.... I deliver.
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➡️WHEN ENQUIRING PLEASE INCLUDE
YOUR NAME
DATE/TIME
BOOKING TYPE eg. BNG/QUICKIE
Please use manners or you will be ignored, as will incomplete inquiries.
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➡️Payment via Cash only
NO PAYID
NO SWAPS or DRUGS AS PAYMENT
NO HAGGLING YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
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Look forward to hearing from you soon x
Tall Transexual Seductress. IN NEWSTEAD. TOP and BTM. Available Now!
✨ Hey Boys ✨
Here for a good time, not for a long time.
Sultry, confident, always in the mood and irresistibly tempting... that’s me. 💋
I bring a seductive energy that draws you in and creates an escape where pleasure takes centre stage and the outside world fades away.
Very open-minded and attentive, I am an expert in exploring fantasies, role plays, and the desires you’ve been longing to indulge.
Whether it’s soft teasing, delicious tension, or something a little more daring and taboo, my focus is always on creating an experience tailored entirely to you, with your comfort, boundaries, and pleasure as my absolute number one priority.
Versatile... TOP 🍆 & BOTTOM 🍑 (or both)
I can take control with confidence or surrender to your lead, whichever suits your mood. I know how to read every reaction, build anticipation, and keep the chemistry flowing in exactly the right direction.
And if you crave something slower, deeper, and intoxicating, my touch is unforgettable. I’m professionally trained in deep tissue massage, blending expert technique with sensual hands that melt away tension, relax every inch of your body, and leave you completely at ease in my care.
Your comfort comes first, always. From the moment we meet, I make it my mission to ensure you feel safe, relaxed, and 100% comfortable, so you can fully surrender to the moment and simply enjoy.
💋 Life is far too short for hesitation... come indulge yourself, you deserve it!
PS: Ask for NSFW photos.... hehe
Please send me a text with ;
- HOW LONG YOU WANT TO BOOK FOR.
- WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO (TOP/BTM/BOTH/MASSAGE/ANY KINKS OR ROLE PLAYS YOU LIKE) PLEASE BE CLEAR.
Looking forward to hearing from you 💖💖💖💖💖
Your deluxe experience ❤️
Hello Gentlemen, Let me introduce myself
My name is Chloe
You’ll find I am absolute sugar on the surface: a soft, radiant smile, a gentle, melodic voice, and the timeless elegance of a woman raised to behave flawlessly. I am warm, meticulously polite, and carry just enough innocence to make your defenses melt away the absolute second you cross my threshold.
But for the true connoisseur… I am a masterclass in beautiful deception.
Behind that polished exterior lies a world of uninhibited passion.
I ensure you leave completely spellbound, my ghost lingering in your thoughts long after you return to reality.
Duos available upon request xoxox
Extras, Bookings & Discretion
Fetish-Friendly: I love crafting naughty surprises. My space is completely open to your specific tastes; tell me exactly what you desire.
Overnights & Travel: Premium outcalls and extended overnights are available by prior arrangement only (non-refundable deposit required).
Extended Luxury: Longer bookings may receive a custom discount—just ask me.
Privacy Note: Photos have edited tattoos for absolute privacy.
I can’t wait to meet you—let’s make sparks, memories, and maybe a little mischief. Message me right now and tell me exactly what you’re craving tonight.
Kisses,
Chloe xoxox
An invitation to exhale, indulge and connect
RELOCATING INTERSTATE AND NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN QUEENSLAND FROM 4TH OCTOBER
WINTER WARMER ADVANCE BOOKING INCENTIVE
OFFERINGS
**Book 1.5-2 hours**
Receive $100 off
**Book 3-4 hours**
Receive $200 off
**Book a Dining Date**
Recieve $200 off
**Book an Overnight**
Receive $500 off
T&C's
*MUST be mentioned in FIRST MESSAGE
*ADVANCE BOOKING + 25% deposit REQUIRED
*VALID UNTIL 31st August 2026
*VALID only on The Vixen & The Hedonist unless stated above.
*NOT VALID in conjunction with any other offers or on existing bookings.
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VIRGIN, FIRST TIMER, KINK/FETISH, COUPLE, QUEER, DISABILITY & NEURODIVERGENT FRIENDLY
Well hi there!
They say blondes have more fun and I’m living, breathing, moaning proof. I’m deliciously oral-obsessed, if you catch my drift, and nothing would please me more than to blow… your mind.
Step through my door and the world outside simply stops existing. You’ll find my silky, creamy curves aching for your touch, thick-lashed blue-green eyes locked on you, and soft, juicy lips ready to take your breath away. My D-cup breasts with their pert nipples and my perfectly spankable ass are just waiting to be unwrapped.
Being with me is like diving into one of those “choose your own adventure” stories, except you pick the fantasy, and I deliver the ending. Do you want the sweet, sensual girlfriend experience? Or the sultry, unapologetic hedonist who’s ready to play where almost anything goes?
The choice is yours… so tell me, which are you choosing?
INCALL RATES
THE SWEETHEART
30min $400
60min $500
90min $700
2 hrs $900
Add hrs $300
THE VIXEN
30min $500
60mins $700
90mins $1000
2hrs $1200
Add hrs $400
THE HEDONIST *New & Improved*
30min $600
60min $900
90min $1200
2 hrs $1600
Add hrs $500
LONGER DATE PACKAGES CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE
https://msha.ke/imogengreene/
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LOCATION & AVAILABILITY:
I'm available 7 days a week mostly by appointment but can occasionally be available last minute.
Mon-Thur 9am-10pm*,
Fri - Sat 9am-11pm*
Sun 10am-10pm*
I host from a discreet stylish Apartment in TENERIFFE, BRISBANE.
*Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings. Between the hours of 11pm-9am may incur an additional fee for last minute bookings.
BOOKING ETIQUETTE:
TEXT or EMAIL ONLY
Remember, first impressions count, so please be a gentleman when inquiring and include the following information along with a little about yourself.
- Your name
- City you're inquiring for
- Booking type (e.g. The Vixen )
- Date & Time
- How Long
- Any Requests
- Your Best pun or dad joke
SOCIALS: (Dont enquire here)
X: theImogenGreene
Bluesky: TheImogenGreene
Telegram: Dateimogengreene
DEPOSIT REQUIRED:
A deposit is required at the time of booking to secure all bookings. (unless by prior discussion). Until received, your desired date and time remains open to being secured by another.
Methods of payment:
• Beem app (best for same day bookings)
• ATM deposit (Westpac/Commbank)
• Bank transfer
• Prepaid Visa
Remaining payment in cash upon arrival ( unless another payment method is agreed upon prior to arrival)
Let's escape together
Imogen x
TOWNSVILLE - Frankie Stone - Big Tits ( . )( . ) Perfect 🍑
Frankie Stone - Your Ultimate Lover
Come and join me for your busty yet petite, slice of sexual heaven. I am everything you dreamt of; embodied in a perfectly sculpted size 8 body, flawlessly designed for your pleasure. Dark chocolate hair, magnificently enhanced & perky E Cups, round & firm peach, tight thighs and abs guaranteed to make your dick hard, not your life..
Save them up boys and be ready to drown me with a hot load. I am a true cum slut; you will never find another me. Truly one of a kind 💕💦
Why wait?! I won’t be this fuckable forever 💦🍆
Incalls hosted at South Townsville close to Palmer Street in a discreet apartment. Street & private undercover parking available.
Outcalls are available for bookings of 1 hour or longer to hotels/motels. Private residence outcalls available to acquainted lovers 😏
SMS ONLY - please provide details.. 😉 -
Name/Pseudonym
Service
Date/Time
Offering the afore mentioned details will ensure a timely response 💦🍆
twitter.com/frankiestonexxx
onlyfans.com/frankiestonexxx
Independent Beauty Evelyn – Incall & Outcall 💋 Natural Assets, Authentic GFE, Fun & Playful Vibes 🎈✨
Hi handsome, I’m Evelyn.
22 years young with a sexy natural body, soft long hair, and a sweet smile that will instantly make you feel relaxed and comfortable.
All photos are recent and real 😍
I take pride in providing a warm, intimate and unforgettable experience. I love creating genuine connection and making sure you feel completely satisfied.
If you’re looking for a passionate and sensual time with a beautiful, attentive girl — you’ve found her 💋
Your pleasure is always my priority.
✨ Full Service Available
15 mins – $100
30 mins – $150
45 mins – $200
60 mins – $250
✨ Nude Massage + Happy Ending
30 mins – $130
60 mins – $200
🚗 Outcall – $400 per hour
Clean, discreet & drama-free.
Text or call anytime ☎️
0478 591 345
Australian Naughty, Petite, Bubbly, Blonde.
Welcome Gentlemen,
My name is Veronica. I am a petite, athletic, yoga girl passionate about entertaining men of all ages. I have a wicked sense of humour and am very open minded. If you desire some naughty erotic fun, a passionate sensual experience, or wish to embrace your kinky side I would love to spend time with you.
My menu in brief: SEX, SEX CHAIR ( I CAN BOUNCE ON TOP FOR DAYS) BLOW JOB (covered), ORAL ON ME, DOMINATION, TOYS FOR BOYS ( STRAP ON : small, medium and large size. ) PASSIONATE TONGUE KISSING, MASSAGE AND HAPPY ENDINGS ( Trained in Swedish and Thai Chi Head Massage).
CONTACT: TEXT ONLY
LOCATIONS
Milton, Bulimba ( Lovely 5 Star Venues with private shower.
Tingalpa; Tuesday only.
OUTCALLS - 4 or 5 STAR HOTELS ONLY.
( deposit required) .
INCLUDED IN STANDARD SERVICE:
SEX/ 2 Shots 45min and 1hr. ( all positions, sex chair) BJ , Swedish Massage and Thai Chi Head Massage)
STRAP ON ONLY : Standard service price. Sex plus strap on extra $100.
EXTRAS:
PASSIONATE KISSING / ORAL ON ME
$60 / / $100
STRAP ON $100
DOMINATION : Depending
2 SHOTS ( included in 45 min and 1hr bookings
30min extra $50
COSTUMES; STOCKINGS, HEELS, LATEX DOM, NURSE, FRENCH MAID.
PRICES
SEX - Listed .
MASSAGE WITH EXTRAS ALSO AVAILABLE ; BJ, Naked HJ, Mutual Oral
PAYMENT:
BEEM IT, CASH, EFPOS
BE CLEAN PLAY DIRTY is my motto so I will be doing a quick sexual health check on you before the booking. Then you shower ( front, back and everything in-between!
Upon request I can provide you will my Clean Sexual Health Check Certificate. I am checked every 3 months for your peace of mind.
A business doing pleasure with you Sir.
Soft. Attentive. Hands-On GFE.
My name is Mia. I offer delicious body to body rub. I am extremely sensual and love providing seductive experience. Let me relax your whole body. I will rub you from head to toe, slip and slide my body all over you. When I flip you over my gentle touches will take your breath away.
With me, it’s not just about what we do, it’s how it feels. I want you begging for more, lost in the moment, completely undone.
Love Mia
👅💦 FORTY & FUCKIN’ FERAL – this cougar’ll swallow ur cock whole n’ burp up ur soul, u been warned 😈🔥
so here’s the thing, lover boy. name’s Fanny. 40. yeah u heard me. four-fuckin’-zero n’ i still ride dick like i’m tryna break a bronco 🐎💥. got a mouth that’d make a truckie blush n’ a cunt that grips like a wet fist 👊💧. i ain’t no soft milfy princess, i’m the slag next door who’ll suck ur brains out through ur balls n’ then ask “that all ya got?” with a smirk 😏.
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lemme tell u bout last Thursday. doorbell goes. ding-dong, it’s the AusPost postie. cute lil’ hi-vis, shorts, beard. he’s holdin’ a box like a dork n’ goes “parcel that needs signing for, love.” i open the door in my robe – tits barely covered, nips hard from the fuckin’ chill (it’s bloody July mate) 🥶. i see his eyes drop. poor thing.
i bend over to sign his scanner. real slow. robe gapes wide open. no undies. my wet cunt just starin’ at him like a glazed donut 🍩💦. he drops the scanner. clatter. “you—uh—you doin’ that on purpose?” his voice all squeaky. i just bite my lip n’ let the robe fall right off. tits out, forty-year-old slut on display, belly n’ thighs n’ all this ripe fuckin’ flesh 🍑.
he’s on his knees before i even blink. face buried in me like a man findin’ water in the desert 👅🌊. tongue flickin’ my clit till my knees buckle, i’m pullin’ his hair, moanin’ “fuck me, postman pat, deliver that tongue.” he eats me out so sloppy i nearly gush all over his Australia Post beanie 🧢💦. then i drag him up, shove him onto my couch, n’ i fish a rubber outta his pocket. roll it on his cock with my mouth. teeth n’ all 😬🍆. then i climb on reverse cowgirl, arse jigglin’ in his face, n’ ride him into the fuckin’ cushions 🛋️💥. gruntin’ like a whore in heat. his work phone buzzes – supervisor. he picks up, “yeah nah, big run today, still doin’ the delivery.” STILL FUCKIN’ ME. i’m creamin’ all over his balls, cunt milkin’ him dry, came twice before he finally pulls out, rips the rubber off n’ paints my tits with his load 🎨💦. parcel still unopened on the floor. Post mail can wait.
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see? i’m the kinda 40-year-old who fucks like she’s tryna pay rent 💸. i’ll whisper filthy shit in ur ear that’ll make u cum so hard u forget ur own fuckin’ name 🫠. wanna be my next little accident? u text me somethin’ obscene – one sentence, straight filth. makes my clit tingle? u get directions. if not? go bash one out in the shower, champ 🚿🍆. ur loss.
i ain’t chasin’. u want this sloppy, tight, motor-mouthed milf cougar pussy? ya know where the button is.
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💰 THE BORING MONEY SHIT 💰
cash in hand, or PAYID – instant transfer ONLY. delayed n’ pending bullshit? nah fuck that. i don’t play banker, i play with dicks 🖕🏼. money first. play after. no exceptions, sweetheart 😘
📲 TEXT ONLY. don’t bloody call me – i’m prolly busy gettin’ railed into next week by some other lucky prick. i’ll hit u back when i’m free n’ moist ✨
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— Fanny 👅💋🔥
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