Chirnside Escorts and Adult Services

Your wildest sexy trans succubi fantasy in your dreams🤭 I need ur 💦 so i can keep posting videos to satisfy your needs💋😈

Hi, I'm Claire, 

I'm a 100% Australian caucasion female.

Fair white skin, long blonde hair. 

Im a size 10/12 with big DD tits for you to play with.

I have bright green eyes, and am attractive and attentive to your desires, while also being able to hold a conversation and make you feel at ease and comfortable during your time spent with me.

Full service bookings include touching, mutual play and multiple positions.

15 minutes $200

30 minutes $300

45 minutes $ 400

60 minutes $500

Ask me about my PSE bookings (from $100 extra)

And GFE bookings 

(From $50 extra)

Discretion is always assured.

parking available.

All my photos are genuinely of me and have been recently taken.

Text message is the most efficient way to contact me for your booking, as I am not always available to take calls.

I don't answer private number calls.

0457725654

Look forward to hearing from you soon,

Claire x

Available only by appointments.

No right now or hurry booking

Please keep in mind I don't answer private numbers or direct replies to this ads. 

My name is “ Julie “. 

I come from Thailand. 

I have nice, slim, firm and smooth body.

100 % real photos!!!

I am very passionate. You will enjoy a true girlfriend experience with lots of playing, teasing, licking and the best oral you ever had. We both will enjoy our time together. My service is no rush and unforgettable. 

I am GOOD TOP & GREAT BOTTOM. ⬆️ 🔄 ⬇️

Believe me!! 😉

My tool is 7 inches uncut but clean and thick. 

Rates : Cash only, Paid Upfront or PayID 

$200 for 30 mins. 

$300 for 45 mins.

$400 for 60 mins. 

📌 Extra

~ $100 for me to cum 

   ( Only for 60 mins or more )

~ $100 to cum in my mouth

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My phone number for more information and available time : 0414462289

Text only, No call please 🙏🏻

Hi I’m Ari✨

Soft, feminine, and confident; with curves in all the right places.Playful, affectionate, and attentive, I offer a warm, relaxed experience with genuine connection and unforgettable company.I value respectful, discreet gentlemen who know what they want and appreciate quality time.

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EXPERIENCES

GFE — Girlfriend Experience

A sweet, affectionate and relaxed encounter focused on connection and chemistry. Includes a shower, gentle massage, kissing, cuddling, covered oral for you, oral on me, and intimate time together.

PSE — Pornstar Experience

Includes everything in GFE, plus natural oral to start, a more dominant dynamic, light to medium rough play, hair pulling, light spanking, slapping, choking within limits, BBBJ, 69, and the possibility of multiple rounds/shots.

PRICES

GFE

30 min — $300

1 hr — $600

PSE

30 min — $500

1 hr — $700

1.5 hr — $800

EXTRAS✨

• BBBJ $100 ( included in PSE) 

• COF/COB $100

• CIM $150

• Peggy $300

• DFK $100

• Foot Fetish $100

Overnight (8 hrs) $4000

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To book, please text📱

• Your name

• Age

• Background

• Booking type (PSE or GFE)

• Duration

• Preferred day/ time

Example:

“Hi Ari, I’m John, 40, Aussie. I’d like to book 30 min GFE incall tomorrow at 5pm.”

Available for outcalls to Brisbane CBD, Sunshine Coast & Gold Coast ✨ Travel fees may apply depending on location.

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A $50 deposit is required to secure all bookings. For screening purposes, a recent selfie or basic ID confirmation may be requested.

💳CASH, BEEMIT & PAYID ACCEPTED💳

All payments must be cleared in full before your booking begins.

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Please note: no anal sex, no “blow & go” services, and no natural sex. I reserve the right to decline any booking that makes me feel unsafe or uncomfortable. No private numbers or caller ID calls will be answered. Time wasters will be blocked & blacklisted!

I’m Gina (ladyboy

I’m 26 years old 165 cm tail 65kg in newstead

💋 If you’re a first timer, dont stress baby! We are here to have fun and get naughty! Dont hesitate to contact me x text ! However you want babe 💋 I am here for you ❤️

⚠️Silly behaviours will not be tolerated!!! 

-🍌My Price for Full Service

$250 for 30minutes 

$300 for 45minutes

$350 for 60 minutes 

💦Extra Cum $100

💆Sensual rub💆

$150 for 30 minutes 

$250 for 1 hour 

💦Extra cum$100  

text me please

☎️text me with:

Name: (can be nickname)

Age: ⛔️ Under 18 years old

Service: (30 mins or hr service)

 For more pics and vids, don’t hesitate to contact me in my social handles below x Nude pics and vids ardde available for purchase! No free nudesd

Independent model offering exceptional erotic experience:

ABOUT SOPHIA ❤️

• PASSIONATE
• AMAZING PERSONALITY
• LOVE INTIMACY
• LOVE NEXT DOOR
• PRIVATE AND DISCREET

“I believe in quality over quantity hence I don't see many men. My services are for discerning gentlemen who are in for a good time. So, if that is you, reach out via SMS. Let us organize our time together. I am looking forward to meeting you.”

Sophia 27 - All photos are genuine. Sophia has no interest in wasting your time or her time.

Girl Friend Experience and Porn Star Experience:

Due Queensland new rule , text me for more information about prices and extras.

❤️‍🔥Erotic & Sensual body rub with a very happy ending:

Please, ask for more information

Please text me telling your age and nationality also

date and time you would like to make an appointment 📌❤️

 Beijos 💋

* I do not accept Muslim/ Arabic

* I do not accept Indians/ Pakistan

* I do not accept Latino guys*

(Brazil , Colombia , Peru , Chile, Argentina Venezuela, Equador )

Hello there handsome,

My name is Luella Laurent, your Brisbane-based companion. My style is elegant, refined, and sensual. With luxurious natural red locks, luscious soft lips, beautiful smooth soft tanned skin, and a passion for pleasure, I am so glad to have caught your eye.

My heart holds a spirit of adventure, and genuine love for connecting with others along the journey. Perhaps we can spend a blissful day relaxing at a spa, or enjoy the pleasures of sharing a satisfying meal on a dinner date. I do believe food tastes better when you're sitting opposite a beautiful lady, celebrating together over a bottle of your favourite wine.

There's something so special with an entertaining evening that concludes by retiring to the bedroom, and spending some more intimate time together. As a natural lover of sensuality and erotica, and a passionate playmate, our connection behind closed doors will be nothing short of magical.

Look forwarding to meeting you

Luella xxx

Hey there, it's Linda. New Here.

Name: Linda

Age: 22

Cup Size: 36D

Height: 165cm

Weight: 45kg

Size: 6

I provide passionate Full service

Amazing Relief

Teasing Foreplay

Boobs waves 

Shower

Seducing GFE

Safety sex

Body Rub

Incall Rate

$200- 15 mins  

$250 - 30 mins

$450 - 60 mins

Outcall Rate

$500/60 min Plus Uber depends on the location

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Give me a call or msg for.more info

Both Sweet & submissive, naughty & kinky. Intelligent with great banter ❤️ HIGHLY ADDICTIVE😈🫦 🍬🍭

I am a very LOW Volume Escort. Hence why my rates are higher. Step into luxury when you see me. I’ll always be FRESH not drained. Smelling amazing, looking perfect and tasting even better 🫦 I take pride to my appearance as well as preserving my energy for a select few to ensure you have an everlasting memorable experience. Fall in love with my extremely down to earth & easy going attitude 👼

I am a TATTOOED Aus model from NZ with a sexy European background.They have been blurred for privacy reasons. However they look classy & feminine. Peoples jaw drop when they see me in person. I look even better than the photos so don’t be shy 😘

I pride myself on DISCRETION, charm, and an unwavering commitment to YOUR SATISFACTION. Each encounter with me is crafted to be unique, memorable, and utterly unforgettable. let me show you an experience you’ll never forget 💋💦

Booking

If you wish to make a booking please send me a text message that includes the following. I am low volume and high quality focused so please note that If you fail to answer these questions I will ignore your message.

Name:

Age:

Service you would like:

Length of service:

Incall or outcall:

Time and date you want the booking:

I will respond to TEXTS ONLY.

NO phone calls

Calls are automatically declined and ignored.

Thankyou ❤️

***INCALLS AVAILABLE FRIDAY 5th MAY GOLD COAST****

Hey, I’m glad I caught your attention.

I’m Ava Rose- your long legged, sexy blonde with irresistible green eyes and a natural body impossible to resist! 

Curvy, confident and addictive in all the right ways. 

I’m the perfect mix of sweet and sinful- the girl next door with a secret side you’ll never forget.

Attentive, passionate and eager to make your time with me worth every second.

Let’s not overthink it….

Lock in something fun, exciting and dangerously tempting

I’m ready when your are 💋

Ava xxx

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When reaching out please can you provide the below. 

• Your Name
• incall or outcall?
• Location
• Preferred Time
• Duration and type of Service (GFE or PSE)

Incalls will require notice and a deposit as I am required to organise a hotel or apartment for our meeting arrangement.

* Wine & Dine- 4 hrs $2000 2 hours of fine dining & 2 hours of private indulgence

* Over night 8 hours $4,000

* 24 hours $8,000

* Weekend of Bliss (48 hours) $12,000

Please message me for more details.

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How to contact me: 0451743414

No calls. Text message only.

I require my return uber paid as a deposit upfront.

✨ 100% real & verified

✨ Discreet, private & professional

✨ No deposit, No booking.

♡PURE FILIPINA♡

ONLYFANS: CLASSYASHLEYY

 WHATSAPP: +61412973679

INSTAGRAM : ASHLEYLAPRANCIA

*PHOTOS ARE REAL*

Have u ever try with a SEXY EXOTIC ,VERY FEMININE &VOUGE LOOK trans like me? 

If you are an elite gentlemen

Looking for an alluring temptress to pamper and adore you♡

No need to look further.

i am here to satisfy your dream♡

I am open for dating or travel around

with charges✈️✈️

There’s no problem to fulfill ur dream having me♡I would like to introduce u gently & will got a the best experience with me during our session and desire to come back to me again♡

Im Ashley♡ A professional Model♡

I can be your Princess♡ Queen And Lover♡

Many gentlemen describe me as sweet♡ intriguing, fun-loving, and easy-going,

with a classically sexy edgeI am also affectionate and eager to please♡

I AM ..

TOP And BOTTOM(versatile)♡

♡Naughty but nice♡

♡Sweet and kind♡

♡classy and elegant ♡

♡sexy hot body ♡

♡Smooth skin and 100% safe ♡

♡BE MINE .. BE ADDICTED.

 ONLYFANS ❤️ CLASSYASHLEYY

 https://onlyfans.com/classyashleyy

❤️EXTRA SERVICE ❤️

CAMSHOW

PAYMENT VIA XXX

Payid

Cash

Petite, polished, and exquisitely alluring — a rare indulgence reserved for those with a taste for something truly exceptional.

Well travelled and effortlessly refined, I bring a quiet sophistication shaped by experiences across the world. From intimate wine bars in hidden corners of Europe to elegant evenings in the city, I move with ease through every setting — always present, always captivating. By your side, I’m engaging, attentive, and intuitively in tune… the kind of company that feels both effortless and unforgettable. Discretion, of course, is absolute.

There’s an unmistakable seduction in the way I connect — never rushed, never obvious. A glance that lingers... a voice that softens when it’s only meant for you… a subtle closeness that feels as though it was always meant to be there.

Time with me feels like a quiet luxury — layered, immersive, and impossible to replicate. Conversation flows, tension builds, and what begins as refined companionship deepens into something far more intimate… more personal… more addictive.

I have a way of fulfilling your ultimate desires - long after the evening ends.

The kind you don’t just remember… you return for.

Exclusive. Seductive. Entirely unforgettable.

PLEASE NOTE:

• Private number calls will NOT be answered

• Please send me a msg with your first name, desired booking length & if you would like Incall or Outcall

DISCLAIMER- YES, I HAVE A DICK!

My aim is to please, open to any requests if there’s anything you want to ask don’t be shy as there is nothing I haven’t heard before. Come and enjoy a nice and relaxed environment at my private home in Edens Landing. I offer quick services or if you prefer long sessions that can be arranged also, I have a nice discreet space to enjoy with a beautiful hot tub set to 38 degrees so I’m always ready for a hot meetup with a sexy gentleman. Anything else you would like to know? Feel free to message me. xoxo Daph

Hello, Everyone ~

My name is Sara , I’m 20 years old, and currently a first-year student in the Faculty of Education at Ritsumeikan University. Right now, I’m spending a semester in Brisbane as an exchange student.

People often tell me I remind them of an anime heroine — a little shy at first, but warm and easy to talk to once you get to know me. I might seem a bit nervous when we first meet, but I quickly relax, and with my smile and lighthearted energy, I try to make you feel like we’ve known each other forever.

I’m a very natural kind of girl — I don’t wear heavy makeup, usually just bare-faced or with a soft, light touch. I enjoy running and staying active, and I love preparing simple meals and homemade bentos. I also have a sweet tooth, adore cute little things, and sometimes sing karaoke for fun.

If what you’re looking for is a pure, sweet, “first-love” kind of feeling, I’d love to be that girl who makes your heart skip a beat.

My GFE service below ❤️❤️❤️

👠 Sexy lingering & High Heel & Stocking

🎭 Role play

🛀 Shower Together 

🎉 Party companionship 

💋 DFK 

♋️ Sweet 69

👄 Good Natural BJ & Ball sucking

⬇️ Face sitting

🤌 Hand relief

💬 Dirty talk

💦 COB- cum on Boobs 

🫂 Affectionate cuddling 

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Sex in multiple positions 

😈 Multiple shots ( above 45 mins )

💆 Sensual Naked Massage 

Outcall Available too~

Some naughty fun 🤩

Sara 🌈🌞😊

Luxe Escorts present you Ruby, a 21 year old Australian knockout.

If you want a woman who combines youthful fire, teasing sensuality, and pure sexual confidence, say hello to Ruby.

This 21 year old Aussie goddess looks like a living Barbie doll with a stunning model-like face. She has long blonde hair that falls in silky waves, sparkling green eyes that lock onto yours with playful heat, flawless smooth skin, and an incredible hourglass figure: big natural DD cup breasts, a tiny cinched waist, long toned legs, and a beautiful firm round ass that looks incredible from every angle.

Don’t mistake her fresh youthful Barbie vibe for anything innocent. Ruby is a high energy, super sexual and teasing lover who thrives on satisfying every desire and delivers a full no-rush Pornstar Experience loaded with passion, zero inhibitions, and techniques that will leave you shaking.

Highlights she absolutely loves:

Expert sloppy blowjobs with deep eye contact and total enthusiasm

Deep passionate French kissing

CIM and swallow (she craves the taste and the intimacy of taking every last drop)

Giving and receiving rimming (she gets incredibly turned on pleasuring you there)

Multiple rounds, toys, light spanking, role play, couples, dirty talk, and so much more… the menu is wide open with lots of extras.

Whether it’s a quick intense encounter or hours of nonstop pleasure, Ruby brings unmatched stamina, seductive confidence, and a genuine love for teasing and making men explode that will have you coming back obsessed.

Don’t wait! Call Luxe Escorts now to book Ruby and let this blonde, super sexual Australian Barbie beauty give you a session of raw unforgettable ecstasy.

Visit luxeescorts.com.au to make her yours tonight.

***Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.***

🥰 Cannon Hill !

Come and experience an electrifying Sensual touch..

😍 New  Japanese and Thailand girls on today The Hottest Sexy girl Busty DD cup ! 20/21yo! College Student! Young beautiful first day today! and Very Sweet ,Great Massage and Lots Extras! friendly young Busty Asian ladies!

Relaxing full body Coconut Oil massage & Deep tissue massage 

$60/30min

$70/45min

$80/hr

Professional Prostate and Lingam Health Therapy Body rub Magic hands Sensual touch no rush ..

$110/30min

$130/45min

$150/hr

Air conditioning lots of free parking and very nice hot water shower 

WALK IN WELCOME No appointment necessary 

CASH is the Best  eftpos also available but plus surcharge 

Address: 

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

Dream day spa Massage Cannon Hill QLD 4170 

- Corner of Muir Street, opposite of Chemist Warehouse, front Street free parking and back door free parking 

- Near All 4 Fitness, next to Good Food Chinese take away 

Open 7days even public holidays 7:30am-10pm

Extra services available xoxo

For Extra services please come and talk babe available now see u soon 😘 xoxo

Phone 0412 951 829

Excellent services, Sexy Beautiful Girl

This is my only add all others are Fake!

Hello Gentlemen

Thank you for viewing my profile. You will see from my verified pictures I am a very beautiful Thai girl.There is nothing fake about me or my service. I take pride in my appearance and will.

guarantee you will leave knowing you have made the right choice. 💋

My name is Aida and after visiting me it is a name you will never forget. I am a beautiful size 6 girl with a slim figure D cup and sun kissed Thai skin. My personalitywill make you feel at ease and relaxed from the moment you enter my luxurious woolloongabba apartment.

I am an experienced masseuse and offer, remedial, relaxation style service with an amazing erotic ending (NO Full Servic No lick on my pussy)

From the moment you walk in my door and see me wearing one of my sexy outfits you will know you have made the right choice. I will excite and tease you with my beautiful body and amazing touch. Once you have experienced my body rub you will be a back for more.

My clean luxurious apartment is in the heart of woolloongabba 10 minutes from Brisbane CBD. Clean towels provides and hygiene is taken very seriously. It’s very easy to park at Coles I have free visitor parking or you can park on the street

Note: Please make a booking in advance to avoid disappointment. My body rub is popular and I have many repeat customers. So please text me and I will answer as soon as possible.

Private numbers will not be answered please text only. 

If you would like to make an appointment, please text me.

The Rules:

• Gentlemen Only

• No full service

• Treat me with respect and I will do the same.

• Cash payments only

• Texts only

• Time wasters and requests for photos will be blocked.

Mobile: 0403543987

Things I Prefer in Private

• Costumes

• Foot fetish

• Sexy lingerie

• Toys

• Erotic Relaxation

Hey Bubs,

It’s your Irish princess 😘🌸❣️

What I’m known for: the GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (with a twist) 🤭♥️

Sub to my OF to get know me more.

Only Fans: https://onlyfans.com/sage212

7 inches 🍆 .. 🥵🔥

Australia Adult Industry Award (AAIA) 2026 Nominee

Best Girlfriend Experience

Australia’ Adult Industry Award (AAIA) 3x Winner 2025 -

Best Girlfriend Experience

Best Dinner Date Companion

Best Service provider for Disability Services

* Australian Adult Industry Award (AAIA) Winner 2024 - Best Disability Services Provider *

*Australian Adults Choice Award (AICA) Winner 2024 -

Best Service Provider to Disability Needs 

Greetings Gentleman thank you for viewing my page. My Name is Grace and I Am Very excited you have found Me.

Are You Ready To Kick Back And Have Some Indulgence

I Am Your Perfect Girlfriend Type. A Seductive Blonde Bombshell; Passionate with a British Accent. 

A Typical Scorpio, Mysterious, Sexy, always up for new adventures & Extremely Fun To Be Around.

I Have Long Blonde Hair and Curves in all the Right Tight Places; with enhanced DD Breasts and big enchanting hazel eyes you'll get lost in

I offer a escape From Your Daily Routine. 

If you Are Looking for The perfect companion for a Business or Dinner date followed by Dessert or a rendevous Afternoon of Indulgence to escape the grind of every day life You Have Chosen Your Perfect English Bundle Of Sex Appeal

With My Passion To Please You Will Want To Return For More. 

When Booking time with me you are treating yourself to a beautiful intelligent and sophisticated woman who will want you coming back for more. 

Please specify what PSE extras you are seeking upon booking so that I am

Able to customise the ultimate experience just for you 

Please text me. No calls answered. Please mention desired time of booking and duration 

Please refrain from late night calls and messages without more than two words.

“Are You Free Now” Texts Will Be Ignored and I will reply to messages with equal respect 

Thank you 

I would appreciate that you include a short description of yourself. Name, age and background.

All Bookings require a Small Non Negotiable Deposit via Bank Transfer or Beemit

Discretion is of the upmost importance. What happens between us is strictly confidential.

I welcome all clients including any kind of disability

I Look Forward To Meeting You

Grace x

Gentlemen,

I’m excited to introduce you to a very unique experience! Imagine an hour or more, where you have nothing to do - nowhere to go - no pressure - no decisions to make.

“THE ULTIMATE OUT OF MIND, INTO BODY EXPERIENCE”

ABOUT ME:

As a qualified massage therapist and tantric practitioner I pride myself on going “above and beyond” making sure you feel comfy and cared for from start to finish. I’ve got your back (literally!) 

I care deeply about making your time with me amazing, so relax and know that you’re in safe hands. Let’s get you to that “Happy Place!”

WHAT TO EXPECT:

Step into a beautifully appointed space, infused with the aroma of essential oils, soft lighting, and calming music. Sink into a professional massage table and allow yourself to drift into a world of pure bliss, relaxation and renewal.

* AROMATHERAPY 

Organic Essential Oils

* HOT BASALT STONES

Feel amazing and help ease tension

* CUPPING (if required)

For recovery and blood flow

Starting with a deep therapeutic massage, tight muscles will melt as my hands work their magic!

Your masculine energy will be awakened with a sensual tease that will drive you wild with anticipation!

Breathe… and surrender.

Your tantric journey begins at my fingertips—drawing you in, then gently holding you at the edge. Each pause, each touch, heightens the charge, awakening every nerve until you’re fully activated, ready for a profound release!

Includes a steaming hot towel rub down.

(limited touching)

* PROSTATE MASSAGE - Additional $100 

The prostate is the male “G-Spot” or “P-Spot”activation during arousal results in a more intense orgasms!

AVAILABILITY:

Mon - Fri: 9am - 9pm

Sat, Sun, Public Holidays: 10am - 8pm

(After hours bookings can be arranged with additional fees)

INCALL LOCATION:

HAMILTON - BRISBANE - QLD

For a heads-up on where you’re going…

Google - “The Creek” Albion Park Harness Racing Club. Once here, you’re just a few minutes walk away from my location.

PARKING:

Free on street parking in the area, plus ample parking at the Albion Park Harness Racing parking area - flat rate $8.

PHOTOS:

My photos are recent, authentic, and verified by E&B. So let’s keep the 'send a pic' requests out of the conversation —be cool, not creepy! 

FOR A QUICK & EASY BOOKING EXPERIENCE:

All I need is your first name and those basic booking details (just follow the simple guide below).

No need to send over your life story or "qualify" yourself—your age, nationality, and gym progress are all irrelevant here! You can save the Tinder bio and the bathroom selfies for your next date. 

If you’re feeling a bit nervous or just want to hear a friendly voice before we meet, I’m happy to chat! Just shoot me a text first so we can find a time to hop on a call.

Send me a text first with those booking details.

I don’t pick up unscheduled calls.

Flight delayed or meeting just cancelled? 

Same day, last minute bookings are always welcome!

Just a heads-up on the boring bits:

I only accept cash, If you're new or booking in advance, a deposit is preferred to lock in your spot.

Ready to GO? 

⬇️ Shoot through the details below! ⬇️

PLEASE TEXT - 0423775270

OUTCALL BOOKING:

Include the details below and I’ll send through the outcall booking template.

🔹 PRIVATE RESIDENCE ADDRESS

🔹 HOTEL NAME / ADDRESS 

(2 way Uber or taxi fees are charged to your account. Additional travel time fees may apply depending on your location)

INCALL BOOKING:

🔹 NAME 

🔹 LENGTH OF STAY 

🔹 PREFERRED ARRIVAL TIME 

🔹 NEW OR RETURNING CLIENT 

🔹 DATE OF BOOKING 

🔹 FOUND YOU ON E&B

By hitting send on those booking details, you’ve just confirmed you have read my profile, you’re definitely over 18, and you’re totally down with the "fine print" below.

Give me a YES or a ✅ to make it official!

The "Don't Flake on Me" Rules:

• Change of plans? No worries! Just let me know at least 4 hours before your arrival.
• The Late Fee: If it’s less than 4 hours' notice, a $100 cancellation fee applies (though I’ll happily waive it if we reschedule for the same day!).
• The "Ghosting" Policy: No-shows are liable for the full amount of the booking.
• Payment: Just a reminder that cash is king, due upon arrival! 

Looking forward to seeing you soon! 

Kat 💞

FYI: I'm sensitive to artificial scents, cologne, perfume and deodorant (they give me a nasty tension headache), if possible, please arrive fragrance-free. Feel free to jump in the shower here if you need to wash the day off before we start!