Dakabin Female Escorts and Adult Services

Hello Gentlemen. 

This is Cindy Lala. I’m 30 years old, size 6, 48kg, 160cm. I have perky C cup boobs and cute bum. Most importantly, you will find me irresistible with my easygoing personality and my special art. My skills in Body rub are professional, I can remove alltension and stress from your body with my magic hands. My service is never rushed, and my body rub is the best in brisbane.

 My Pics 💯%REAL OR FREE SERVICE 💋

I will not send you other photos or face photos for privacy purposes.

Come see me baby and I will show you why my customers keep coming back to me. All your soreness will leave your body, and you will be satisfied and happy.

Only Rub and Full body oil Rub Rates

$60 for 30mins

$80 for 45mins

$100 for 60mins

Extra $50 for relief

Extra $80 nude Run with relief

Prostate service Rates (includes Nude with relief)

$120 for 30 mins

$180 for 60 mins

Real Japan Nuru Rub Rates(includes relief)

$230 for 30mins

$270 for 45mins

$300 for 60mins

full service and oil Rub Rates

$120 for 15mins

$150 for 30mins

$180 for 45mins

$230 for 60mins

outcall full service with oil Rub Rates

$400 for an hour

$750 for 2 hours

My location:Brisbane

please text:0451335641

Lots of Love from Cindy Lala

ROSTER 17/08-23/08/2026

Monday: Bella (New) 🇳🇿 9am–6pm, Lana 🇱🇦 9am–3pm, Thais 🇫🇷 1pm–8pm, Tara 🇲🇺 6pm–11pm, Romy 🇮🇳 3pm–10pm, Monroe 🇹🇭 11pm–9am, Amy 🇻🇳 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Tuesday: Maisie (New) 🇦🇺 9:40am–1:30pm, Minnie (New) 🇯🇵 1pm–8pm, Thais 🇫🇷 3pm–9:30pm, Kiara 🇹🇭 11pm–9am, Tara 🇲🇺 7pm–11pm, Bunny 🇦🇺 9am–5pm, Monroe 🇹🇭 9pm–2am (B), Amy 🇻🇳 9am–12pm and 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Wednesday: Linda (New) 🇮🇩 9am–9pm, Lana 🇱🇦 9am–3pm, Thais 🇫🇷 1pm–9pm, Tara 🇲🇺 7pm–12am, Monroe 🇹🇭 9pm–2am (B), Amy 🇻🇳 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Thursday: Sofia 🇧🇷 9am–9pm, Kiara 🇹🇭 9pm–9am, Bunny 🇦🇺 9am–5pm, Romy 🇮🇳 5pm–5am, Monroe 🇹🇭 9pm–2am (B), Amy 🇻🇳 9am–10am and 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Friday: Bella (New) 🇳🇿9am–4pm, Maisie (New) 🇦🇺 10am–6pm, Sarah 🇮🇹 10am–6pm, Minnie (New) 🇯🇵 7pm–2am, Thais 🇫🇷 3pm–9:30pm, Romy 🇮🇳 6pm–5am, Monroe 🇹🇭 11pm–9am, Amy 🇻🇳 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Saturday: Bella (New) 🇳🇿9am–3pm, Lana 🇱🇦 9am–5pm, Thais 🇫🇷 3pm–9:30pm, Romy 🇮🇳 5pm–5am, Monroe 🇹🇭 11pm–9am, Amy 🇻🇳 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am

Sunday: Bella (New) 🇳🇿9am–7pm, Maisie (New) 🇦🇺 10am–4pm, Thais 🇫🇷 3pm–9:30pm, Kiara 🇹🇭 11pm–9am, Tara 🇲🇺 7pm–11pm, Monroe 🇹🇭 9pm–2am (B), Amy 🇻🇳 9pm–9am, Coco 🇳🇬 9pm–9am.

Important:

• B = Booking Only

• 0410 588 344Bookings:

Please visit our website or Telegram channel for the most complete photos/videos.

Website: https://velvettouchspamassage.com/

Telegram Channel https://t.me/massagefortitudevalley

🩷Telegram: https://t.me/massagefortitudevalley

Booking: @Velvetshop146

📞 Call/Text to book: 0410588344

🩷 Wechat: @Velvetshop146

🩷 Whatsapp: 0410588344

Unit 2 Level 1, 146 Wickham st Fortitude Valley

0410588344 🅿️ Parking in private car park on Little st or Gotha st+ easy street parking

ATM INSIDE 7 DAYS CONVERNIENT NEXT DOOR 🚪

PayID/ bank transfer +$5

• MANY DIFFERENT COUNTRIES GIRLS

• OUR GIRLS PROVIDE FULL MENU ♥️

 Price list

9am-9pm

15min $30

30min $55

45min $70

60min $80

9pm-9am +$10 

( ++++ on top room fee )

Hj 50

Nhj 100

CBj 150 BB*J 200

BS HJ 150

FS 250 ( hj + b*j + sx )

🧼 THE CLEANEST SHOP IN BRISBANE 🧼

👙 Aircon room

✨ Fresh, clean environment

✨ Bedsheets changed every single booking

✨ Shower available before & after sessions

✨ New towel each customer

✨ Brisbane’s Newest & Sexiest Massage Shop ✨ Be the first to experience Brisbane CBD’s newest luxury massage spa!

4 NEW GIRLS THIS WEEK 

Bella (Kiwi)

Fresh New Face | Debut Monday 🔥

Direct from New Zealand, Bella is making her exciting debut this Monday. Sweet, stunning, and brand new to the industry, she brings a genuine warmth and an eager, captivating energy that will make your first experience with her unforgettable.

Maisie (Aussie)

Local Beauty | Debut Wednesday ✨

Effortlessly gorgeous with timeless local charm, Maisie is stepping into the industry for the very first time this Wednesday. Possessing a natural allure and a wonderfully soothing touch, she is ready to give you the ultimate personalized escape.

Minnie (Japanese)

Sweet & Youthful | Fresh Arrival 🌸

At just 18 years old, Minnie is our newest Japanese sweetheart fresh to the parlour scene. Adorable, petite, and completely enchanting, her playful energy and delicate touch offer a delightfully refreshing relaxation experience.

Linda (Indonesian)

Authentic Skill | Just Arrived in Brisbane 🖤

Straight from Indonesia and newly arrived in Brisbane, Linda combines captivating beauty with exceptional, professional massage technique. If you are looking for deep, masterful stress relief paired with pure relaxation, Linda is a must-see.

🇫🇷 Meet Thais – Arriving 20’s young pretty full experience available ! 🇫🇷

We’re excited to welcome Thais, the first French therapist to join the Velvet Touch team.

In her 20s, Thais brings a warm personality, professional approach, and a relaxing massage experience designed to help you unwind and recharge.

📅 Appointments are now open—book early to secure your preferred time.

🇹🇭 KIARA

Direct from Thailand, Kiara brings stunning beauty, youthful energy, and masterful touch to our team. Experience genuine skill paired with pure elegance.

📞 Limited availability for her debut. Reserve your session with Kiara today.

🩷**** Tara – Gorgeous 18-year-old Mauritian-born Aussie with a bright smile, bubbly personality, and natural warmth that will make you feel right at home, new to the industry, making this a rare opportunity to be among their very first clients.

Available now – Book early and be one of the first to meet stunning new face at Velvet Touch

🇵🇭 ***She’s Finally Back… 

Our #1 favourite, May returns tomorrow after her 1-month holiday! 

+++++++ Velvet Touch’s best seller

• Soft, magical hands

• Sweet, caring, and unforgettable

If you’ve been missing May, tomorrow is your chance to see why she’s one of our most requested therapists.

Book early—her appointments never stay available for long. 

**🇦🇺* GRACE – AUSSIE GIRL 

Looking for a midweek reset? Grace is our new Aussie girl starting tomorrow, bringing a calm, easy-going vibe to your day SHE CAN GIVE HARD , DEEP TISSUE PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE

She’s friendly, relaxed, and perfect if you want a quiet, comfortable session where you can truly switch off and unwind.

=> Hi guys I’m Grace ! Can wax front back $120 

 **🇦🇺* BUNNY – AUSSIE GIRL

Cute name, bright personality, and a relaxed, friendly vibe — Bunny is all about making your visit feel easy, comfortable, and enjoyable.

If you’re looking to try someone new, fresh, and full of positive energy, Bunny is a great choice to start your day right

🇹🇭 Welcome Monroe ! Thailand

Age: 24

Vibe: Sweet, attentive, and absolutely gorgeous.

She has literally just arrived and her schedule is already filling up fast. If you want to be one of the lucky few to welcome her and experience her incredible hospitality, you need to act quickly.

Don’t miss out on this exclusive, limited-time visit.

🇹🇭 Bell Thailand

Authentic Skill. Stunning Presence. ✨

Experience the perfect blend of beauty and deep relaxation with Bell. In her 20s and exceptionally skilled in genuine Thai techniques, she brings an incredible touch to every session.

🇻🇳 *** HOT BARBIE 

If you’re looking for a proper massage, BARBIE is the one to try She has a massage therapist certification.

She is known for her strong hands and effective technique, perfect for releasing tight muscles, back pain, and built-up stress.

*🇮🇳** ROMY – INDIAN BEAUTY Petite • Sweet • Irresistible

Get ready to meet Romy, a stunning new girl from India with a cute, petite body (size 6-8, 150cm) and a naturally soft, feminine charm.

She’s warm, playful, and knows exactly how to create a relaxing, feel-good experience that will leave you smiling and wanting more.

Her gentle touch, sweet personality, and attentive nature make her someone you’ll remember after just one visit…

🇳🇬 Coco: The Vibrant Catalyst

Coco is an absolute force of nature—bold, expressive, and unapologetically magnetic. She brings the warmth, the color, and the undeniable allure, possessing a radiant energy that draws people in immediately.

 The Vibe: Rich, sun-kissed textures, voluminous natural curls, and high-glamour street style.

 The Energy: Vivacious, warm, and highly creative. She is the storyteller who turns every vision into a living, breathing reality.

🇻🇳 *** STRONG HANDS, REAL RELIEF 

Good news! Amy has returned, bringing her powerful massage style that many clients love 

Known for her strong hands and effective technique, Amy is perfect if you’re dealing with muscle tension, body fatigue, or long work hours. She focuses on helping your body feel looser, lighter, and more refreshed after each session.

 Especially ideal for those working late shifts or night jobs — come in and let Amy help you release the stress and recharge.

🇻🇳 *** MANAGER CHRISTINA – REAL DEEP TISSUE PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE 

Looking for a proper massage with real results?

Christina (Manager) provides 100% professional deep tissue massage to release stress, tight muscles, neck/shoulder pain and back tension.

• Strong hands

• Real technique

• Professional &; respectful

• Perfect for gym guys, tradies, office workers

Christina ONLY provides massage (no other services).

If you want a real massage, please book Christina directly.

Why Choose Us?

• BRAND NEW luxury shop in Brisbane CBD

• Private rear parking for your convenience

• Professional, discreet, and unforgettable experience

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Limited spots today – text or call now to avoid waiting

Hi boys! I'm Natsuki.

36 Cap D/ 163CM/47KG

Tight peach bubble butt

Stunning 'girlfriend' looks

A mouth-watering range of services is all included, which range from a full girlfriend experience right through to something even more exciting. I pride myself on offering a luxury, discreet, unforgettable time together aimed at men who require the finer things in life. Let me pamper you, I know your days are weary and exhausted, give me a ping and I will give you the proper service you deserve. The moment we meet until we bid goodbye.

Celebrities, professionals, and first-time callers are all welcome. Discreet and trustworthy are the keys to my success. 100% real, what you see is what you surely get. You will be blown away when we meet in person.

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Incall $300 for 30 minutes

$500 for an hour

If you want Outcall

Please pay Uber fee deposit +$600 on arrival

Hello there

My name is Kathy, I am Thai, 23 years old. I love life, sexy and touch

I am fun and welcome stunning good looking girl I am ready to go beyond of a simple meeting.

I love touch and erotic body rub, I love give and receive pleasure to the body and soul. 

Lets leave everything behind for a few hours and immerse yourself in the world of joy, eroticism and affection.

 Lights off, relaxing music, a cozy atmosphere.

 My skillful and loving hands of professional masseuse awaken waves of sensuality and excitement in you. The bodies unite through the "music" of eroticism. Learned hands play the symphony of relaxation and pleasure. 

This "music" touches you physically, mentally and emotionally.

I worked as a masseuse for a few years in Singapore and I have a passion for touching your body and bringing it to the pleasure.

I would like to introduce a special offer for all types of massage that I offer your choice including getting to the climax

Prostate body rub / sensual, erotic body rub / masturbation

• $120 for 30mins
• $180 for 60mins

Please contact me for more services.

❤0481 202 268❤

Kathy xx

hi, thanks for stopping by

 I'm babe who just come to this amazing place. I have lovely face. Size 7, with big soft boobs good shape, also nice and firm bum. I am very friendly and I am blessed with beauty, passion and have an explosive appetite for breathtaking sex.

I have a flawless complexion, long silky black hair, perfect succulent lips, gorgeous breasts and super soft creamy skin; there is nothing shy or awkward when we meet.

I am a Truly Beautiful and very feminine look. I am very clean, disease free, healthy, and I always look after myself very well.

Welcome curious or first timers. Welcome to my fantasy world. Let me make your dream to become true. I will do my best and I will give you a good memorable experience

.

You won’t be disappointed!!! And you will get what you pay for even more than expect!!!  

My dear gentlemen I'm eager to explore every exquisite pleasure this vibrant city has to offer, especially with you.

My days are spent in anticipation, dreaming of the discerning man who will awaken my deepest desires. There's a certain thrill in the chase, a delicious tension in the unspoken

I adore a man who knows how to command attention, how to silence my playful chatter with something far more profound.  My essence yearns for a connection that is both tender and intensely passionate, a dance where every touch ignites a fervent spark. 

Your unique inclinations are always welcome for discussion – I find beauty in every desire. I await your discreet inquiry.

Sensual Escape — Erotic Bodywork with a Touch of Elegance

Incalls | Discreet | Indulgent Experience

Step into a private sanctuary where your senses are the focus. I’m a classy brunette (size 8, brown eyes) offering sensual full-body massage and lingam massage, designed to relax, arouse, and renew you.

Nude Sensual Massage create an atmosphere of calm, chemistry, and connection, where you’re free to let go and just feel.

• Soft, intuitive touch

• Incalls available in a discreet, serene location

• Natural, fragrance-free oils – non-greasy, non-staining, hypoallergenic

• Candlelit ambiance with soft music

• Respectful, mature gentlemen only

Let go of stress. Surrender to pleasure.

DM for details & bookings.

Discretion always guaranteed.

♨️ ✨ 🧴 🙌 💋

🌹✨ Katie – Sensual Asian Massage ✨🌹

29 • Asian • Size 8 • Elegant & Sexy 💖

💆‍♀️ Erotic Nude Body Rub

💋 Sexy Body Slides

🚿 Intimate Shower Together

🍑 Prostate Massage Available

💎 Rates:

30 mins – $120

45 mins – $160

60 mins – $170

📱 Bookings: 0415 241 673 

(Text only, no private numbers)

🔥 Independent • Open-minded • Discreet 🔥

A Touch of Paradise Awaits You 💎

Unwind, Indulge & Experience Pure Relaxation 🌹

💯 About me: Tall, blonde, blue eyes, Aussie/Dutch, gym bunny, glamazon, intelligent, charming, Bachelors degree and over a decade of experience in a corporate career

Fortitude Valley (unless on tour)🏠 Incall location

💋 My service: I would describe as passionate / intimate NGFE. I don't charge extra for kissing, MSOG, DATY, toys, deep throat, etc.

You can expect multiple positions, DATY, DFK, covered bj, toys, MSOG and kinkier things such as prostate massage, foot fetish, body worship and light spanking.

❗️ My extras:

BBBJ/CIM at $150 extra

Pegging on you at $100 extra

Please let me know if you want these services when booking so I can prepare.

📱 Instagram @msjessicajaye

TikTok @msjessicajaye1

Youtube @thelatexfiles

Spotify/Apple Music - The Latex Files

Please SMS me with your desired time, the services you would like, whether incall or outcall and duration. Messages with insufficient detail will likely be ignored.

Unfortunately due to several no shows / address collection recently impacting my business and safety, I may request a DEPOSIT from new clients. Sorry guys but this is the only way I can protect myself from these address collectors who waste my time and make me feel unsafe.

The deposit can be by Beem It, Osko or Prezzee gift card.

The remainder can be paid by Beem It or Cash.

✅ SMS with some level of detail is necessary for reply

✅ Respectful and positive attitudes necessary for booking

✅ BBBJ is available at my discretion - additional $150

❌ No natural intercourse

❌ Calls or time wasting messages such as "hey" "hi", "available?", using "babe" (not my name) or asking questions that can be answered from reading my short profile (e.g. my suburb). I will not reply or I will ask you to try again more respectfully.

❌ No haggling, no drugs for services.

Isla – Luxe Escorts’ Fiery Brisbane Bombshell 

Luxe Escorts is thrilled to introduce Isla, a stunning 24-year-old Australian goddess based in Brisbane, ready to ignite your desires. With her golden blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, and irresistibly curvy-slim figure—highlighted by her big DD-cup breasts and gorgeous big butt—Isla’s body is a perfect blend of soft curves and seductive confidence.

This 100% Aussie vixen is the ultimate mix of breathtaking beauty and uninhibited passion.

Isla’s vibrant charm draws you in instantly, her playful energy and warm smile making every moment feel electric and intimate. She’s effortlessly engaging, with a quick wit and teasing vibe that sparks real connection. But when things heat up, Isla unleashes her wild side—a true temptress in bed, her curvy frame moving with hungry intensity that pushes you to the edge.

Her teasing touches, sultry whispers, and willingness to explore every fantasy (including CIM with swallow and anal) turn each encounter into a pulse-racing plunge into pure ecstasy, leaving you craving more.

You’re already imagining those blue eyes locked on yours, her voluptuous body pressed close in a frenzy of desire.

That rush you feel is Isla calling, don’t resist.

Call Luxe Escorts now to book this Brisbane beauty and let her fiery, passionate energy take you to unforgettable heights. Isla’s the thrill you’ve been waiting for.

***Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.***

Dream Day Spa Massage 💋

Naughty New Babes • Hot Sensual Fun • Cannon Hill

Hello Sexy Gentlemen 😈

Come get spoiled at Dream Day Spa Massage in Cannon Hill!

We have fresh new gorgeous babes arriving all the time — curvy, flirty, and super eager to please you with their soft bodies and magic hands 💦

Address:

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

Dream Day Spa Massage Cannon Hill

Phone : 0405 358 688

Walk-ins Welcome 🔥

Slip into our private, cozy rooms and let our sexy girls take control. Enjoy slow teasing full body oil massages, slippery body to body grinding, and extra naughty Lingam & Prostate sessions that will blow your mind 😏

Our Naughty Menu:

✨ Sensual Erotic Massage

✨ Hot & Slippery Body to Body

✨ Coconut Oil Full Body Tease

✨ Prostate & Lingam Magic Hands (explosive finish)

Prices:

30min – $60

45min – $70

60min – $80

Lingam / Prostate Special:

30min – $110

45min – $130

60min – $150

Our playful babes love chatting dirty, kissing, teasing, and treating you like their favourite VIP. They’ll drain every drop of your stress and leave you smiling and satisfied 😉

New hot girls this week — come play with them while they’re fresh and horny!

Walk-ins Welcome

Open Daily 9am – 10pm

Come visit Dream Day Spa Massage today and let our naughty babes take care of you, baby… you deserve it 😜

Dream Day Spa Massage – Your secret pleasure spot in Cannon Hill 💦

• 100% real photos

no real no pay ! Don’t do anal good take care anything if u can pay i can do hello welcome 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

first time in this Industry

Hi i am minni

i am 24years old from Laos half Germany

good service and be nice

full service rates

15 mins = 200$

30 mins = 300$

45 mins = 400$

60 mins = 500$

Outcall 800deposit booking 300 and call uber go and back meet pay 500 can video call check real same ads ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Over nigth 3000

@@@@@@ Dont do anal @@@@@@

Text me me to make an appointment

0478892698 ( minni )

Hi this is Minni 😘 funny cutie sweet and have fun

I am a sweet and playful Laos and half Germany . I love having fun and for us both to have good times together. I am party friendly 🥳 I am petite, good energy, I have good sense of humour and I am caring and affectionate. I love to get to know new people, make good connections and I take of people who take care of me, because I appreciate them!

Services & Rates:

15 Blow & Go $200

30 minutes full service $300

1 hour full service $500

2 hour full service 900discounted to that price if paid upfront!

I require a deposit of $200 to confirm a booking to my payid for both incall and outcalls.

 “””””””dont do anal “”””””””

0478892698

Minni

As you can see from my photos, I have a STUNNING NATURAL FACE, Natural Large Firm BOOBS, the most beautiful Innocent looks and a Gorgeous Size 6 tight Body with a nice toned ass that turns heads. I workout regularly and would like to fulfil your asian gym girl fantasies. I think you will be impressed when you see my body.

I am super energetic and fun and take extreme Pride in my Appearance and Hygiene. 

I offer a very tender service and I am a very naturally caring person. when I do I provide an Intimate Sensual Experience and will leave you wanting more.

You’ll find, I am attentive to your needs and will endeavour to reach beyond your expectations within reason!

so here's the deal.

u think u can handle me??

good.

‘cause i ain't here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i'm here to suck the life outta your dick & make u forget your own name.

yeah.

i said it.

i'm Alma.

33.

not some 20-something girl who's still figuring out how to ride.

i've been around the block – hell, i've done laps around that block – & i know exactly what i want.

& right now.

what i want is your cock in my mouth. period.

lemme paint u a picture – ‘cause i'm nice like that.

u walk in. maybe u're nervous. maybe u're tryna act cool. cute.

i don't care.

i'm probably in my ratty old t-shirt that's way too big & my panties that cost like $3 from kmart.

‘cause guess what – i'm not here to impress u with fancy lingerie.

i'm here to impress u with my tongue.

& trust me baby that thing does magic tricks. 🪄

i'll push u against the door. grab your belt. yank it open.

no small talk.

no “how was your day” bullshit.

just me. my mouth. your dick. & the sound of u losing your mind.

u wanna talk about deep throat??

i don't just deep throat – i fucking worship that thing.

i'll take u all the way in. feel u hit the back of my throat. gag a little – yeah i said it – & then i'll do it again.

‘cause that's how i roll.

& while i'm down there? i'm playing with your balls like they're my stress toys.

gentle. rough. whatever u need.

but don't u dare cum yet – not ‘til i say so.

then i'll push u onto my bed.

or the floor.

or the kitchen counter – i don't give a shit where we end up.

i'll climb on top of u. grind that pussy all over your dick – yeah u feel how wet i am??

that's all for u baby.

i'll tease u ‘til u're practically crying. rub my clit on your shaft. let u feel every inch of me.

& then – if u're lucky – i'll slide it in. raw.

but just know – i like it skin on skin.

i want to feel every vein. every twitch. every time u lose control.

& i'll ride u like i'm trying to win a fucking rodeo.

u can grab my hips. pull my hair. spank me if u want.

i don't break easy.

i'm 33 honey – i know what i like & what i don't.

& what i don't like is boring sex.

then maybe – if u're still alive – i'll flip u over.

bend u however i want.

legs up. face down. sideways – i don't care.

i'll take what i want.

& i want u to fuck me like u just got outta prison. 😂

no mercy.

no romance.

just sweat. skin. & that wet sound we both love.

i'll moan your name – even if i forgot it 5 seconds ago – ‘cause it's hot, right??

& when u're about to blow??

i'll whisper something nasty in your ear.

something that'll make u bust right then & there.

& i'll watch your face twist up like u just saw god.

that's my favourite part.

so yeah.

i'm not your sweet little girlfriend.

i'm not your therapist.

i'm not here to fix your problems.

i'm here to drain your balls so good u can't walk straight for 2 days.

that's it. that's the ad.

u want a boring girl who'll lie there like a dead fish??

go somewhere else.

u want someone who'll make u laugh, make u moan, make u question all your life choices??

then text me.

⚠️ IMPORTANT SHIT ⚠️

––– payment –––

cash works. always.

PAYID too – but listen up – INSTANT ONLY.

delayed or pending transfers?? nope. not accepted. don't even try.

i ain't your bank – i'm your bad decision for the day. 😘

––– contact –––

TEXT ME. don't fucking call.

i might be busy. like. busy. with someone else.

or maybe just eating toast in my undies.

either way – i'll get back to u when i'm not in the middle of something delicious.

& if i take a while? don't get pissy.

good things come to those who wait.

& trust me – i'm worth the wait.

so c'mon.

send me that message.

tell me your name. tell me when. tell me what u need.

but don't waste my time.

‘cause i got other balls to drain & only so many hours in the day.

u in?? or u scared?? 😏

– Alma 💋💦