Darra Female Escorts and Adult Services
Thurs,Fri, Sat REAL AUSSIE COUNTRY GIRL!
No phone calls as first point of contact
First contact message example
Hi I'm "John"
"27 yo", from "country' (not location in Australia)"
"30/60" minute booking at "5pm" please. Thankyou
NO OUT CALLS, INCALLS TO ME ONLY
Toowoomba Thurs 23rd from 3pm
Toowoomba Fri 24th from 12pm
Toowoomba Sat 25th from 12pm
Toowoomba-30th,1st, 2nd, 6th, 7th, 8th, 13th,14th,15th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 27th, 28th, 29th. (COF 17th, 18th,19th sept)
Prebookings require payid deposit. You can message 30 minutes prior to a time and if it's not prepaid for you can pay cash(at my discretion as I still may ask for a deposit, deposits take precedents over cash on arrival due to large number of no shows)
Contact 0431 284 791
(PLEASE SEE MY REVIEWS TO KNOW IM REAL AND GENUINE OR ASK FOR A QUICK PHONE CALL).
Gday Im Becky, if your looking for a down to earth, genuine, open minded country lass that will have you struggling to last the 8 second
ride, then don’t hesitate to make a booking. Im as real as they come, no bullshit, no fluff, just genuine honest connection with a lot of fun. I love meeting new people and having/giving new experiences as well as love seeing my regular faces for connection, catch ups and of course the fun stuff 😊.
I’m told frequently I have the most perfect set of natural breasts and a fantastic kept body along with….. a world class kitty! Our time together is not just about your enjoyment I want to get the most out of our time also, so I will happily guide you to please me well as I please you. If you want to make our time together the most intense, passionate and unforgettable experience I suggest an hour GFE. (French kissing at my discretion, must have great personal hygiene).
I am always 100% safe in all areas of our naughty time so please do not ask or I will block you. I have regular STI checks and take sexual health and safety for both myself and you seriously. I also require a visual genital inspection of you on arrival and then you must shower. I have a very high standard of personal hygiene for myself and I expect the same of my clients. No party bookings, no anal or anal play on me.
Standard Service
Includes protected oral on you, protected sex, all positions, multiple shots, kissing and touching my perfect breasts, body massage on you or me.
15 minutes $200 (still must shower on arrival)
30 minutes $250
45 minutes $300
60 minutes $350
90 minutes $550
2 hours $700
3 hours $1050
Executive/extras/Girlfriend experience
Includes all standard service items plus passionate kissing(at my discretion), protected oral on me, fingering, toys for you or me, sexy shower for 2, (if there is another extra you would like just ask me im sure ill
include it)
30 minutes $400
45 minutes $450
60 minutes $500
90 minutes $800
2 hours $950
3 hours $1450
Ask for individual extras prices. Passionate kissing and internal fingering only in GFE booking. I do not offer anal or anal play on me.
Mixed
booking rates
1hr GFE 1hr standard $850
2hr GFE 1hr standard $1300
1Hr GFE 2hr Standard $1250
Couples
(mf or mm)
1hr
booking
2 x standard $700
1 x standard 1 x exec/gfe $ 850
2 x exec/gfe $1000/hr
12 Hour overnight bookings available discussed after a first shorter booking.
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Get to know me better….
I am in my 30s but don’t let my age turn you away. I don’t look my age and I have an amazing ability to connect with and thoroughly enjoy people of all walks of life, any age, race or belief systems. Whether you’re 18 and new in the game, energetic with your pro card, from a different culture, a lady, trans, a couple, have a disability or are retired I have no doubt we will enjoy each other, make the most of our time and bring you back for more.
I’m interested in self sufficiency, permaculture, i am an introvert, have a farm full of rescue animals, childfree, have been on my own for quite some years now and find peace and fulfilment in the lifestyle I have chosen. When I’m not taking care of my animals needs or your needs (haha) you can find me working hard on my property, learning new information and skills in a wide variety of areas, keeping up to date with politics and world issues, watching documentaries, focusing on my health and wellness, cooking up random storms, hiking, going on country drives with my dogs or most often having a glass of wine with my animals at the dam in the paddock watching the sun set.
I am an empath so naturally caring by nature, I am the least judgemental person you will meet as well as one of the most honest. Integrity, kindness, respect and acceptance are qualities I hold dear. However don’t
mistake my kindness for weakness, I am a country lass after all :P
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My name is: IVY
MY STATISTICS AND What is included in my GFE :)
Dress: Size 5
Age: 25 years
Bust: D cup
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
$200 for 30 mins ( 1 short )
$400 for 60 mins ( 2 shorts )
$550 for 60 mins outcall + uber fee
SERVICE LIST:
Sensual naked body rub
Affectionate kissing
Affectionate cuddling
Body kissing
Covered relief
play on me
Dirty talk
GFE- girlfriend experience
Body slides
Hand relief
Sex in multiple positions
Spooning
Strip tease
Sexy lingerie
Teasing and pleasing
(Ask about extras if you’re wanting something a little more)
You won't be regretting a visit to see me, I also have a really nice personality and love treating everyone with respect.
I can't wait to see you
Love xoxo
RAUNCHY GABRIELLE
Hello Gentleman!!!
I would like to welcome you to my profile! Let me introduce myself and give you a little tease of what you can expect when we meet. My name is Gabrielle and I'm a 55 year old Australian with English Heritage.
As you can see from my photos I'm definitely not a stick insect, but a voluptuous size 12-14 with naturally large breasts and big nipples that are ready and waiting for you to handle and nuzzle.
Come in and let me please you, as my work is your pleasure and I pride myself in a job-well-done!
I offer full service, as well as a hot oil rub or body slide. I have magical hands that will tease and caress you. Let me indulge you in an experience of ultimate pleasure, where time will ceases to exist-all your sexual and erotic needs will be taken care of and all your stresses relieved.
I have quite a high sex drive. I love men and really enjoy their company. I have saucy, witty sense of humour and love to flirt. If you wish, you can enjoy my company as an escort for dinner, movie, and functions or just to spend time together. We can talk and have a good laugh, but I also like to hear what you have to say. I'm also available for coffee and chat, or for a longer even for overnight or weekend stays.
To find out more about me, or to inquire about my rates, give me a call and make a booking. I'm here waiting for your call.
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Debbie, fun mature, English blonde 50's . Uncomplicated company 0499427255
Come and enjoy! Erotic body play . Let me tease and please you.
Services include sensual touching with a happy ending. Full service is avilable
Ph Debbie 0499427255. Private location.
Mackenzie Miller - BUNDABERG 24th JULY - 28th JULY
Welcome to the world of Mackenzie, lover…
My name is Mackenzie Miller; a gorgeous blonde bombshell with hazel eyes and tanned velvety skin, a soft and supple curvaceous figure and a mind that will stimulate you in ways you’ve yet to discover.
We are a perfect fit if you enjoy a quality and memorable experience with a woman who values sharing herself those who are willing to invest in themselves and the people they choose to spend their time with.
Mackenzie Miller - Service List
- The Mr Miller Gold Experience:
A sensual and slow paced experience that focuses on soft kissing, gentle caressing, touching and massage with body oil, foreplay on both of us and positions that focus on intimacy and connection.
Starting from $200 for 15 mins.
- The Mr Miller Platinum Experience:
A passionate and higher intensity experience that focuses on lust driven playtime - deep french kissing, specialty foreplay on you and positions that focus on the primal desire to connect with each other as deeply as humanly possible.
Starting from $250 for 15 mins.
- The Mr Miller Diamond Experience:
An experience like no other that combines elements of the gold and the platinum experiences - with the addition of electrifying and extra stimulating components - there are a number of options to enrich our time together with details available via enquiry.
Starting from $300 for 15 mins.
- The Mr Miller Date Night Experience:
Picture us sharing a delicious meal at your favourite restaurant, with the conversation flowing freely and laughter filling the air whilst enjoying each others company. You steal a kiss here and there, a soft touch of my skin or a look in my eyes that invokes an overwhelming sense of desire in you - one that is yearning for me. It’s only natural after such a wonderful evening we finish it with the most delectable dessert one can offer - you, me and the bedroom.
- The Mr & Mrs Miller Ménage à Trois Experience:
A delectable and tantalising treat to share amongst three designed to be unforgettable. Watch your partner and I play together or enjoy us both at the same time. This experience combines the elements of the diamond experience to satisfy you and your partners wildest fantasies….
Fun facts about Mackenzie:
- I am currently learning how to speak Spanish and Irish.
- I enjoy games of all kinds - board games, card games and video games. My favourite game is Red Dead Redemption 2 and I cried at the end.
- My favourite breakfast is eggs Benedict with salmon and a lemon and ginger tea.
- I am a singer and played piano as a child and reacquainting myself with it as I am making an album this year.
- My dream car is a red Mazda MX-5.
- I am an avid painter and drawer - I specialise in realism drawings with water colour additions and acrylic abstract paintings.
- I am also an avid writer and have written plenty of poetry and short stories in my life.
- I can sew and am completely self taught, my best pieces are dresses I have made!
- I love to cook and my favourite meal to make is Lamb Brochette with sweet potato fries, arugula salad and tzatziki.
Mackenzie Miller - FAQs
Q: Do you require prebookings?
A: Yes, most of the time I do require prebookings as I have limited availability. You are welcome to contact me to arrange a time that will suit us both. I can on occasion take last minute bookings however this is not a common occurrence.
Q: Do you require a deposit?
A: I do require a deposit of at least 20% in order to secure a booking. Your time is not secured until you pay your deposit and may not be available if someone else chooses that time and pays a deposit before you.
Q: Do you see couples?
A: Yes, I do see couples! I am very well experienced with throuple dynamics and am happy to accomodate you.
Q: Do you perform health screenings or get tested?
A: Yes - I do complete a full body health check prior to commencing a booking. I do not offer services to someone showing symptoms of an STD or infection of any other kind. I am regularly tested and have never had an STD.
Contact 0468 882 294 or [email protected]
Aussie Professional Girlfriend xx
GYMPIE THIS WEEKEND!
See Availability!
PLEASE READ MY AD BEFORE ENQUIRING!
G'DAY! Blonde Beach Babe, based in gympie,
At 31 years old I have been in the industry for 10 years.
I have an acquired taste for all things fine wine and dining. I am also abit of an adrenaline junkie, I like fast cars while keeping it modest and going off road on an adventure either through the bush or down the beach.
Having been in the adult industry for 10 years i find my skill set and my taste in keeping the fun between the sheets, fun and interesting!
As we get to know one another the fun gets better and better! be aware this does come at a cost. experimenting is key in the bedroom!
I provide Incalls at a quite little place located in Victory Height (Gympie) I also Provide outcalls, with a minimal travel cost depending on the amount of time required for your service and location of outcall!
My availability is mainly days unless you happen to catch me on a weekend either at home or doing outcalls, To please all my Beautiful clients.
Monday - Friday 9:00AM - 4:00PM
Saturday & Sunday announced Weekly.
WHEN MAKING A BOOKING!
deposits are welcome but not required, pre-bookings are greatly preferred with 24hrs minimum notice (more notice the better though).
Last minute bookings are to be made 2hrs prior of the booking, as this will ensure you get your allocated time slot!
Overnight bookings are available, but need to be pre-booked, for enquiries please message 0432 037 110.
Name & Age
Location (In-call or Outcall w Area) & Preferred Time slot
Length of Booking.
A Photo or sexy selfie of yourself (please have your face in the photo).
This is too ensure I know who i am meeting on the day to save public confusion amongst the public. Your Photos are left discrete.
TOURING !
Yes, ITour if you wish to see me, don't hesitate to leave me a message and we'll work something out. :)
My upcoming tours are located on my profile under tours, please read before messaging me silly questions!
I would love to meet all the gentlemen that come my way! please bear with me though as I am a very busy girl!
TRAVEL FEES!
These are for bookings under an hour outside of the gympie area!
$100.00 travel fee for outcalls only! (where I come to you).
For all Enquires, please contact me on 0432 037 110
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Lots of Love, Ellise xx
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I a sexy happy girl from Asia If you want to have a short time. Please contact me immediately,
I will do my best to cooperate with you to complete and reach your top .
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Hey babes Elegant, youthful, and naturally attractive
I am 30 year-old with a petite-medium figure and soft, natural curves. I have natural breasts, a feminine body. and a warm, charming personality that makes it easy to feel comfortable around me. I take pride in being well-groomed, friendly, and attentive, and I enjoy providing a relaxed, classy, and unforgettable experience. If you're seeking beautiful company with a genuine touch,
| would love to meet you
Service: Passionate sex, Etrotic senual body massage, Cuddling and Hugging, dirty talk, spanking on you, shower together, protected blow job, teasing and strip tease Girlfriend experience...
My Incall regular Rates
$150/ 15minutes/ 1 shot
$200/30minutes/ 1 shot
$350/45minutes/ 2 shots
$400/60minutes/ 2 shots
Double fun girls. Party animals🤗 Enjoy our time together. incall /outcall
For the discerning gentleman - Selena is now your sweetest of escapes. Perfectly Polished from head to toe the perfect camouflage for the wicked, cheeky, sinfully seductive yet submissive at all costs, Im a good girl and wants your escape to fulfill your every desire in every way possible.
I'm a sporty girl love to go to gym room and exciting outdoor activities to maintain my prefect body shape. Let my prefect fit body be your dessert, my body like Chocolate Ice-cream~
Name: Selena
Breast Size: 36DD
Age: 23
Nationality: Malaysian
Height: 161cm
Weight: 48 Kg
Dress Size : 7
I OFFER In call and Out call full service
FULL SERVICES including SEX:
Shower together
Erotic body rub with body sliding
Relief
Good sex multi positions
My full service rates are
$120 - 20 mins
$150 - 30 mins
$200 - 45 mins
$250 - 60 mins.
OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)
outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur
1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees
$100 deposit to secure booking
CALL ME 0490 468 671
DOUBLE FUN with👧👧 Thai sisters💜Best GFE & Body Rub. incall /outcall
Hi everyone🎺🎺
My name is Nico and 24 yrs old.
165cm 53kg Natural cc size student🌸🌸
I am complimented for being BOISTERIOUS, addictive, KIND, genuine and funny... sweet and sensual to touch and feel.i also welcome all sorts of guys and interests! Don't be shy! I'm body confident and and attracted to the confident and fun! But shy guys I fall in love with too
I am however charming and respectful and expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!
Me in a few:
Charming and sweet but spicy sexy
24 years old
Full hand Nat 35D cup
Hourglass waist
Plump ass and bust
1.63m height
48kg slim size 6 42' long leg
GFE service
$150 for 30 Minutes
$200 for 45 Minutes
$250 for 60 Minutes
Nude body rub with happy ending
$120 for 30 Minutes
$160 for 45 Minutes
$200 for 60 Minutes
OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)
outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur
1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees
$100 deposit to secure booking
If you like my selfies, and dial my number 0490 474 405
💋Little Asian girl 💋 hot body & naughty 🍑
Hello Guys. My name is Roxy, 22 y/o
I'm very active, playful and friendly with a very good sense and full of fantasy.
If you are looking for a class companion with beauty, charm and a nice personality, then you are visiting the right place.
I aim to please with a fun and flirty GFE so come and visit me in my luxurious and discrete private incall for an intimate no rush service tailored to your needs.
What I provide will be:
Shower together, GFE, passion and affection, sexy lingerie, touching, cuddles, Mutual oral, Sucking, FS, massage, passionate sex and others.. Feel free to ask me if you want more
$200 half hour
$400 one hour
i can go to your place if you feel more comfortable, 550 up with travel
✨Super Hot Independent Korean Queen,❤️Sexy Have lots Relaxation fun😘
My name is Jane. I'm 21 and really love treat my clients well. My tight Pussy is so wet right now, thinking of meeting u.😘
A perfect juicy ass and tight pussy. My service is not rushed, I will make u feel comfortable and enjoy a great experience. Xx I Offer Full service Details and pricing bellow.😘
The only rush is to get your hard cock inside me and then we can take our time. I have the smoothest skin and tightest, wettest pussy you'll ever find.😘
I'm here to please all the man who needs love and satisfaction, in any race and any a…adult I can be your best companion for you to cuddle for sleeping after sex.
My service: 69 oral, many positions protected sex, covered bj, hand job, Erotic professional b2b body massager, body Slide, Foreplay, Facesitting, COB, dirty talk
Incall: ❤️
$100/15mins
$150/30mins
$200/45mins
$250/hr
Nude massage with bj/hj: $130/30mins, $200/hr
$450/hr outcall
Book me now on: 0481 901 259☎️
ELEGANT AUSTRALIAN BLONDE MILF Discreet Outcalls
💋 Elegant Australian Blonde Milf – Discreet Outcalls
Outcalls Only (unless arranged in advance)
Firstly, I’d like to thank everyone who has reached out with kind messages and ongoing support. If I haven’t replied yet, I sincerely apologise. I’ve recently taken some time away from work to focus on personal matters following a difficult experience with a client several months ago.
I’m now looking forward to returning, taking things one step at a time, and doing the work I genuinely enjoy. Your patience and understanding mean more than you know, and I can’t wait to welcome both new and returning clients.
About Me
✨ 100% Australian Blonde
💋 Petite, feminine and naturally shy
❤️ Warm, genuine and easy to talk to
🔥 Open-minded and happy to discuss your preferences beforehand
🤍 Discreet, respectful and non-judgemental
Whether you’re looking for relaxed companionship, engaging conversation, or simply quality time with someone who values mutual respect and connection, my aim is to ensure you feel comfortable from the moment we meet.
Every booking is approached with professionalism, discretion, and genuine care, creating an experience that’s enjoyable, relaxed, and memorable for us both.
Outcalls available only (unless arranged in advance).
Please feel free to text if you have any questions or would like to discuss a booking.
Please note:
• Prices are firm and non-negotiable.
• No additional late-night surcharges.
• No Uber fees required.
I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully meeting you soon. 💋
Bubbly young blonde that loves to please Xo
[NEXT AVAILABLE: Friday 24th July, Saturday 25th July & Sunday 26th]I’m a young bubbly blonde that loves to please the discerning gentleman. 30 curvy size 16 big chest & booty. Hit me up you wont be disappointed, a whole lotta fun and always keen to party ;) *please note* i am in high demand atm and am not available 24/7 due to other work & study commitments- please be patient and I will get back to you - constant messages/spamming and disrespect will not be tolerated & you will be blocked. Missy xo
MY name rose ,I am 25 yo house wife matural lady with a lot of experience
MY name rose ,I am 25 yo house wife matural lady with a lot of experience. I will supply master of full services. Any extra service that other people can not supply please come to me. I am playful and naughty.
My service include:
Therapist and Sensual Nude Full body massage
Hand Relief
Sexy Lingerie
Blow job
Passionate GFE
Role Play
Rimming: on me
Sucking balls
Passionate Protected Sex
Variety of Positions
COB
Rate :
150/30mins
200/45mins
250/60mins
Services that requires bonus:
- to be continued there s more available discuss it on
Your Dream Girl , GFE ,PSE , Party Bookings CIP extra
Hi baby,
I am New in Town. 25yo, size 7, 34D, 162cm. I am sweet, charming and beautiful and will melted your lonely heart away. I have beautiful silky skin and charming attractive eyes. I am full of fun and very crazy funny and naughty.
I am never in a rush to provide services. I have tight ass, and big busty nice boobs.
Text me on for fun
My hands can be gentle which are good enough to make you feel great. And I also can massage you in a very erotic way which can make you relax and forgotten all those tiredness after a full day of work. My magic sexy mouth can lick on your body and give you the best oral sex. You will have an awesome happy ending with me. I am a very good sucker and you definitely enjoy it.
I will make sure that you will having an awesome organism. Cum to see me babe. Great enjoyable full service such as kiss, body licking,COB, BJ, erotic massage, hand relief, cuddle,body rub and sliding 69,Sexy Lingerie,Foreplay,Face sitting ,variety positions sex and fantasy you desired.
Xoxo. I will give you very good service.
Double/Single which one you want both can satisfy you today!
Hi guys
If you asked my closest friends, they would describe me as playful, free-thinking, and inviting. A true sybarite, I am unapologetic-ally sexy and seek an authentic life. The 'interests' tab has more about me...
I'm a horny young girl very attractive and stunning.
when you see me in the street, you will hope to fuck me in bed, enjoy to hook up with me.
I'm more than good looking, I'm so wild in bed with all my experience.
Let's have a girl suck your dick and one lick your nipples at the same time you have one hand on her boobs and one touching the pussy or one lick your balls and the other suck your dick on a 69 while u suck her !? Oh. And u can have 2 racks of boobies
I'm screaming as a uni girl while you fuck me, my DD cup will keep bounce around when you fuck me.
Incall single
$180/30 minutes
$280/ an hour
DOUBLE THE FUN (2girls)
$300/30mins
$500/60mins
Outcall your place Single
$600/1hr+uber fee
DOUBLE Outcall
$1000/1Hr+uber fee
☎️☎️ 0415 686 144
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Hi baby,
I am New in Town. 22yo, size 7, 34D, 162cm. I am sweet, charming and beautiful and will melted your lonely heart away. I have beautiful silky skin and charming attractive eyes. I am full of fun and very crazy funny and naughty.
I am never in a rush to provide services. I have tight ass, and big busty nice boobs.
Text me on for fun
My hands can be gentle which are good enough to make you feel great. And I also can massage you in a very erotic way which can make you relax and forgotten all those tiredness after a full day of work. My magic sexy mouth can lick on your body and give you the best oral sex. You will have an awesome happy ending with me. I am a very good sucker and you definitely enjoy it.
I will make sure that you will having an awesome organism. Cum to see me babe. Great enjoyable full service such as kiss, body licking,COB, BJ, erotic massage, hand relief, cuddle,body rub and sliding 69,Sexy Lingerie,Foreplay,Face sitting ,variety positions sex and fantasy you desired.
Xoxo. I will give you very good service.
RATES:
30 mins $150
60 mins $250
Other services available, please drop a text
AUSSIE 🇦🇺 BBW 🍑
Taking bookings for: Wed 22 July & Thur 23 July
Hey there sexy,
Welcome to the private and naughty world of Belle Noire
Based in Toowoomba, I offer a discreet, relaxed and engaging experience for those who enjoy a little naughty fun, adventure and good company.
I’m naturally warm with a mature Aussie country-girl charm, and I enjoy meeting interesting people from all walks of life.
By the way… I have a little secret.
I happen to think my arse is my best asset..
Do you agree? 🫦
💋 Booking Enquiries
Phone calls from private numbers will not be answered!
To make a booking request, please include the following in your message:
• Preferred date and time
• Length of service
• Any extras you want to add
All enquiries are responded to during business hours (Mon–Sat) and replies are within 24 hours
💋 Booking & Deposit Policy
To ensure discretion and respect for our time together, all appointments require a booking deposit.
• $50 deposit for standard engagements
Deposits secure your appointment and are deducted from the total booking fee.
💋 Please note:
• Appointments cancelled within 48 hours or on tour are non-refundable.
• Your booking is confirmed once the deposit is received.
💋 Respect & Boundaries
I do not accept the use of illegal drugs, abuse, intimidation or unsafe behaviour.
I do not offer raw experiences, hassling this issue will terminate the booking.
I always reserve the right to say no and/or end a booking if I do not feel comfortable or safe.
The good news however, is that I truly appreciate discretion, respect and genuine chemistry, so any extra moments we share that happen naturally is because I want to, not because they are expected.
🔥🍑 Lila – That 29yo Freak Who'll Make Your Dick Forget Its Own Damn Name 😈💦
it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.
i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂
so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...
i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀
i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦
none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.
i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.
when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘
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so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.
TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟
i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.
💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.
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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋
— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆
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