Deception Bay Escorts and Adult Services

Hi gentlemen,

I seriously love everything about my job! Meeting new people every day and exploring my sexual limits seems to get better with each day!

I am mature enough to deal with all types of people but young enough to know how to spice up a bedroom, so lets enjoy great conversation and fantastic sex together.

Come and enjoy my toned size6 body and my c cup breasts. I get told my bust is something people never forget. I offer body slide, full services and wonderful sex. ask. Let me know how can I help make your fantasy a reality!

🎀My Services include

Full body stress relief, 

Sensual teasing; 

Sexual cuddling and touching; 

Full girl friend experience,kissing,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions,  

Relief in different ways, and stockings high heels pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down

Call me to ask more services details.

🎀My rate

$150 15mins

$200 30mins

$250 45mins

$300 60mins

outcall $500

baby, see you soon:)

Hi there

Come escape the cold in my warm, private room. I’m 164cm, 51kg—petite but curvy, with silky skin, soft 36D breasts, and a tight waist you’ll want to hold onto. My body was made for touch, and I know exactly how to use it to ease your tension and ignite your senses.

As soon as you lie down, I’ll cover you in warm oil and slide my naked body slowly across yours. My full breasts press into your skin, my hips roll with deep pressure, and my hands never stop exploring every inch of you. It’s slow, sensual, and completely unrushed.

I don’t just massage—I seduce with every move. I want to feel your body melt beneath me, moaning, shaking, craving more. I’ll keep you right on the edge, teasing and building that pleasure again and again… until you finally let go. And even then—I won’t stop.

🔥My services:

 - Full Body Massage

 - B2B, Nude Body Slide Massage

-  Erotic Touch Body Massage From Head to Toe

 - Massage with skilled Hand Relief

And more, contact me for extra services:)

🔥Massage only rate

$50 30mins

$70 45mins

$80 60mins

contact me for more…

HI! I am Heidy, beautiful Girl with a size 7 curvy body, amazing busty DD cup breasts and silky smooth skin with a nice firm booty. Lydia

I am a sweet, fun and intelligent young lady, with a very naughty streak. I am playful, classy, with a lust for fun and pleasure, my body is petite, toned, waxed and very flexible. I have perfect doll like features and a seductive smile. 

I love sex! In all varieties, all positions. I can satisfy all your need and desire. Come to see me. I’m extremely eager to please you !! 💕

I’m experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies; I love to try new things! 

☎️ Give me a call to get more information about Outcall and Extra Service ! ＊＊＊**

0424 125 141

Heidy

💋 Thank you for taking the time to check out my profile. Feel free to spend time on here. You can contact me hope to hear from you soon.

😍Hey babe, how are you. . I'm real female. Clean tight. First time do sex work. As a naughty Thai woman, I offer more than just companionship—I offer an escape into a realm of pleasure and exploration. With me, you'll find a warm, friendly, and safe space to unlock your deepest desires and live out your most intimate fantasies.

I want to tease you, tell you how to stroke as I sit on your cock and look directly in your eyes as I touch your face while you lay on the bed. 

I offer a high class discreet service and I am very respectful and expect the same treatment in return. My friendly, warm engaging personality and my attention to detail allows me to deliver memorable experiences to clients both new and familiar intimate, sensual and genuine connection. 

Full service including : Sexy lingerie, touching, massage, affection/cuddling, light kissing, nipple play, handjob, blow job (covered),, mutual oral (69), multiple positions.

⭐️My Incall Full service Rates are as following:

Condom sex 

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins 

$150 for 30 mins. 

❌No outcall.

💎PSE Special Extras pay extra : 

•Natural sex 

Anal

Cum in mouth

•Natural Oral

 Filming no face.

•rimming on you and many. 

🥰Book me now..

Don’t hesitate to contact me anytime babe , I am waiting for you .

Hey guys~~

Are you stressed and need some reliever?

I am a very adorable personality Girl! Super Passionate and Friendly I am going to satisfy you! I will provide you with excellent service.Satisfy all your need and desire with the wonderful erotic massage service...

I am very friendly & relaxed. I provide a gentle caring service, with clean surrounds and facilities. Let me caress your body & make you feel alive again. You are sure to leave totally satisfied!!

My services include:

- Sensual nude full body massage,

- Hand relief,

- Sexy lingerie,

- Variety of sex positions,

Guaranteed best experience ever !!!

My phone number 

0425 182 275

Kelly

Hey Gentlemen,

I am one recently arrived sexy girl, slim model type body with firm D Cup Tits and Sensitive Nipples for you to play.

Welcome to my profile. I love indulging in playful, teasing, erotic and passionate encounters, which is what its all about for me.

I'm often complimented on my friendly personality along with being an incredibly engaging and sexy lady. I have a genuine desire to have a memorable experience with you I am ready to make our time together absolutely fantastic. No rush, I will take my time, I enjoy doing it slowly, You'll be impressed on my services.

Services:

•   Full body massage (with plenty of FUN and addictive)
•   Prostate massage
•   Shower together
•   Teasing
•   Best BJ
•   Passionate kiss
•   Affectionate cuddling
•   Spanking
•   Fuck my tits
•   Hand relief
•   Sex in Any Positions

And so much more… ask me for details:)

Full Services Rate:

$120 15mins

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Hi guys

I 'am a lovely, adorable Busty girl who likes fun and laughter. I have soft skin and natural busty D cup breasts. We have a sexy smile and plenty of enthusiasm - We are looking forward to spending some quality time with you!

A little bit shy, but there are a lot of naughty surprises in my bag to delight you. Lose your inhibitions as I press my body up against yours. You will be captivated by my warm and welcoming nature.

I give pleasure in a slow, unhurried service. We are confident to be a magical escort for a man who needs loving fun moments to treasure. We are super sexy, friendly, wild cat who is willing to try most things. We are real fun to be with and will make you walk out with a big smile.

Dont be shy, give us a call today - You will not be disappointed!

0424 308 166

Cindy

Hi Dear Gentlemen

Six Star Massage & Spa Shop Open Hours From 9am address: 1317 Beaudesert Road Acacia Ridge Qld 4110

new girls just arrived! Xoxoxo Today Nicole From Japan 24Yo Uni Student She Understands Every Touch You Need Mia From Singapore 24Yo Young Sexy New Arrival She Can Do Luxury Service Total Relaxation

Lola From Kiwi 25Yo She Do Not Just A Massage It's An Escape!

Stella From Malasiya She Do One Touch And You Will Be Hooked.

Your private escape is waiting... Relax... connect... feel something different You must try all the girls !!! Double naughty girl triple fun special Special's hot nuru body rub Hot water mix nuru gel put in the bowl, you lie belly down.I am on your back slide from your neck to toes, then you turn over, I do relief slide from your chest to your legs and grind over and over again......you will never forget...... хохохохохохо Large Room with aircon shower Room Available please message on : 04978 245 633

warm and relaxing experience designed for women who appreciate comfort and connection.

Special Service For Female Body Massage

Gentle • Attentive • Discreet

 Full body relaxation

Caring and personalised service

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 Extra relaxation available upon request 0478 245 633

☎️ Outcall available . 🙋🏻‍♀️💃🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻

💸 Payment by cash is preferred.

💸 We also accept PayID

Please contact for more Info or just walk in 🏃🏻‍♂️

 🅿️ Parking at the back of building

 Address:shop 1# 1317 Beaudesert Rd Acacia Ridge QLD 4110

New shop open Special price for Massage😘😘

30mins $50

45mins $60

60mins $70

Hi Gents

Please text me for a booking~ ^

I am your sexy, naughty, cheeky little secret and fantasy!

I am tracy , 22yo, with luscious soft lips and ultra silky skin. I has a very pretty face, I am with a fabulous smile and highly skilled in providing the kind of pleasure that only comes with experience. When you take the time to see me, you can expect an overall exceptional service. I am blessed with a curvy size 7 body and gorgeous to-die-for 36E-cups.

I am very passionate and loving and loves to spoil my man of the moment. I promise to blow your mind with my skills.

Service: My service is an amazing girlfriend experience (GFE) which will set you at your ease immediately when you meet her. I provide an overall friendly and passionate GFE service.

My service includes:

- Sensual erotic body rub

- Body slides, sexy relief

- intimate touching and cuddling

- Variety of positions,

How to Book: Simply text OR CALL me for bookings: |

0489229353

tracy

No private numbers and no time wasters please. Look forward to see you soon!

Hi guys,

Coming to my place, treat as your own home, we can shower together at first.

I mean we together…Do you like it? We can have a fantastic sex in the bathroom. The water cum out from our bodies.Let’s go to heaven together !!!

~ I provide an un rushed very fun and sexual girl friend experience

Cuddling and Touching

Cum on breast

Body Rub

Sexy Lingerie

Variety of Positions

Sensual Body Scrubs

Full body sensual touch 

Mutual

Extra service available

Text me right now for booking babe, DON'T MISS OUT, I'm here limit time only

Text me 

0410 452 357 Mia

Notice to Clients

I strive to create a safe and respectful environment for everyone. Please understand that any form of abuse, aggression, or intimidation will not be tolerated. 

If such behavior occurs, I will ask individuals to leave immediately and may contact the police if necessary. 

Thank you for your understanding

💕Melt Away Stress: Indulge in Sensual Relief on My Genuine Milking Table💕

Grateful for My most recent beautiful texts off clients after their bookings -

🍀Hey hun I know it's late, just wana thank you for your time today. Was an amazing experience, hope to see you agen soon xx

thank you x definitely made my day!

🍀Thank you. It was lovely meeting you, I had a great time. Hope the rest of your week is great. 😊 

🍀 “Welcoming nature, lovely personality, and a relaxing vibe. First time client who will be returning, K you’re awesome! Thank you” 

🍀Wanted to say thank you K for a new and wonderfully fun experience, was fantastic thank you

Take care

🍀Hi Miss K. tonight was wonderful. It was so special for me as it was my first time. I’d love to see you later again. Have a great night 🫶🏼🤍 It was an amazing experience.

🍀Exceptional experience thank you so much “

🍀Thank you again for the service felt so good might need to come again another time

Important Notice:

To ensure a safe, professional, and respectful environment, my premises operate under a strict zero-tolerance policy for alcohol and substance use. I DO NOT PARTY . Clients who arrive under the influence will be turned away immediately, and the booking fee will be forfeited. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

✨ Working Hours - Availability!✨

I’m available every day, However, for appointments outside of my regular hours (9 AM - 9PM), a $50 booking deposit is required and must be prebooked. Thank you for your understanding!

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Welcome to a world of indulgence where relaxation meets pleasure. Experience Bliss: Sensual Massages, Milking Table, BDSM, Foot Fetish & Full Service.

🌟 Ready to Explore Light BDSM on the Milking Table? 🌟

Curious about BDSM but not sure how to start? Let’s make it fun and easy!

Come check out my light BDSM massage sessions, perfect for those wanting to explore without jumping into the deep end just yet.

Here’s what you can expect:

🍀Safe and Friendly Vibes:

This is all about comfort and consent, so you can relax and enjoy.

🍀Milking Table Fun : Get tied up on a cool milking table that’s designed for pleasure and relaxation.

🍀Sensory Teasing : Enjoy playful teasing with feathers, vibrators, and more. Plus, if you’re interested, we can add some light spanking and ball busting!

This is a great way to dip your toes in before deciding to venture into more intense sessions with someone else. 

book your session today! 💖

Convenience at your fingertips! 💴💳Now accepting CREDIT and DEBIT cards, cash, and bank transfers. Choose your preferred payment method and enjoy a seamless experience!"

🌟 About Me 🌟

Hello! I’m a British/ Irish professional based in Caloundra, originally from England and having lived in Australia for 18 years. With 7 years of experience in the sex industry, I stand at 5ft and am adorned with tattoos that tell my story. My strong accent complements my genuine, down-to-earth personality, making every session a unique experience.

Whether you're seeking relaxation through sensual massages or a more adventurous encounter on my milking table, I ensure every moment is tailored just for you. I’m proud to offer a variety of services, including full service for those looking for a more direct and fulfilling experience, as well as BDSM massage experiences, with special rates available for milking table sessions.

💬 Client Reviews 💬

I strive to create a comfortable and enjoyable environment for everyone. Here’s what some of my clients have said:

-Wanted to say thank you K for a new and wonderfully fun experience, was fantastic thank you

Take care

-Hi Miss K. tonight was wonderful. It was so special for me as it was my first time. I’d love to see you later again. Have a great night 🫶🏼🤍 It was an amazing experience.

- Thank you for the amazing session; I really enjoyed it!

- Your energy is contagious! I can’t stop thinking about you. Hope to meet again soon!

- You made me feel so comfortable and relaxed. I had a great time and can’t wait to see you again.

✨ Services Offered ✨

Sensual Massages Designed to melt away stress and elevate your relaxation.

Milking Table Experiences A unique approach to pleasure with special rates available.

Full Service A straightforward and satisfying experience focused on your immediate desires.

BDSM Massage Explore your fantasies in a safe, welcoming environment. Experience pure ecstasy on a luxurious BDSM massage bed, where you're bound and blindfolded, heightening your senses. Feel soft feathers, chilling ice, and a powerful vibrator tease your skin, while skilled hands explore with nails and gentle caresses. The sharp crack of a paddle whip and the sting of a hand add thrilling intensity. Surrender to the pleasure and let your deepest fantasies come alive in this seductive journey of dominance and submission.

Foot Fetish Services Available upon request.

💳 Payment Options 💳

I offer various payment methods, including cash, debit/credit cards, and instant bank transfers, ensuring a seamless experience for you.

⏰ Availability ⏰

✨ Working Hours: Every Day 9 AM - 9PM ✨ 

For appointments outside these hours, a deposit is required and must be prebooked. Thank you for your understanding!"

🏠 Discreet and Peaceful Environment 🏠

My workplace is very calm, clean, and peaceful, ensuring your comfort. Shower facilities are available for your convenience, making your experience even more enjoyable.

🌈 All Are Welcome! 🌈

I embrace clients of all backgrounds, ages 21 and older. Kindness and respect are my top priorities. Please note that I do not allow anyone under the influence of drugs or alcohol into my home.

📞 Contact Me 📞

Text me for pricing and details. I can’t wait to help brighten your day and make you smile!

Reviews for Escorting / Massaging

1. Just wanted to send a cute little message to let you know how contagious your energy is; I can’t stop thinking about you. Hope to meet again soon, I honestly miss you!

2. Hi K, thank you again for an amazing massage and breathtaking ending. It was nice talking with you too. I would love to experience another session soon.

3. Good morning, I’ve seen you once before and it was honestly the best sexual massage experience of my life. I’d love to book you again.

4. Haha, I don't think you understand how good your service is, how comfortable you made me, and how insanely attractive you are. It’s pretty hard to be responsible!

5. Thank you, thank you, thank you! It was awesome spending time with you today; I felt like I was in another world. Hope the rest of your day is good, even though it might get a bit cold. Cheers!

6. Hi, it was great to see you! Thank you for the massage; you’re a lovely young lady with a great heart.

7. That was amazing! I felt so good, and you were so sexy. I’ll definitely be booking another session with you soon. You made my night; thank you!

8. To a beautiful goddess, thank you for your time today. It was a wonderful experience to meet you. I see a spiritual person inside you that I like. Anyway, thank you!

9. Just wanted to say thank you again for the unbelievable service.

10. Hey Irish, I had an awesome time today. If only politicians operated with half the dignity and professionalism as you do, we’d be living in a much better world. It was refreshing to have such an interesting chat about many topics. Your strength of character and devotion to being a great mum have earned my true respect. I hope you might let your hair down and grab a coffee with me sometime.

11. Thanks for today; you are a cool chick!

12. That was amazing; I’ve never had a massage like that before. I was a bit nervous, but you are so much better in person. I definitely left satisfied and wanting more! I’d love to come back for the full experience.

13. God, I have to see you again someday! I will never forget the experience you gave me and definitely want to have another night with you.

14. Thank you for the great massage; I hope you have a really good night!

15. Thank you for today; it was nice! X

16. I just wanted to say thanks again for last night; it felt amazing. I think I may get hooked on you and already want to see you again. You're seriously addictive and 100% adorable! I’d really like to see you regularly.

17. Thanks for having me; it was an amazing time.

18. Hi K, thanks again for a great time. You are unbelievable! If you're happy to see me again, I will text you when I'm on the coast again. xx

19. That was amazing! Thank you so very much; I will definitely be back.

20. Thanks again for today; you’re the best by far!

21. That was the best service/experience; thank you! I’ll be back.

22. Hey, just wanted to say thanks and that you’re so good at what you do! You’re amazing, and I will be back for sure!

23. Thank you for an incredible experience; I would love to come again.

24. Thank you for an amazing time tonight, K. You are fantastic!

25. Very, very happy!

26. Thanks for tonight! Definitely needed; you were amazing as always. x

27. Hey K, I just wanted to say thanks very much for the massage. I feel way more relieved and less stressed after that. You're a really nice person, and I'll definitely be back (this time for a bit more, shall we say?). Keen to get the whole experience with you next time.

28. Prices are great and match the awesome person.

29. Thank you for that relief; you’re amazing. Take care!

30. Hi, I’ve seen you in the past and loved it.

31. Wow, can’t believe your body has had 6 children; some 18-year-olds would love to have that hot body. Your tattooist is one lucky person to work on that body. Keep safe, beautiful!

32. My mate has actually seen you a few times; that’s how I found out about you. He recommended I should go see you if I don't want to waste my money! The word is apparently you are the #1 escort lady to take your money to if you want to make sure your hour is worth every cent!

33. Thank you! I'm so glad I decided to see you. I felt a little intimidated when I saw all your tattoos in the ads online. I don’t have any myself, but I thought, wow, I hope this lady is not like a tough biker or something. I couldn’t have been more wrong. As soon as you opened the sliding door and we spoke, I couldn’t stop thinking about how wonderful you were. So gentle yet knowing just what to do. Loved the way you slid me into your beautiful self. God, I’ve been watching the video and imagined it was me. 

34. Thank you again for this morning; you are wonderful. Take care!

35. Absolutely awesome experience; I will be smiling until next we meet. That is as sweet as advertised; your website doesn't do you justice. Thanks for making that a reality, your #1 fanboy.

36. Had a great time with you last week; can’t wait to see you again. Very affectionate and provides superb service.

37. Had an amazing time; provides excellent service and is very open. Will definitely be coming back for regular appointments.

38. I just wanted to say thanks again. It wasn’t long, but I’ll be back around Christmas time. Hopefully, we can catch up and get more time with you. x

39. Thanks for this afternoon; I really had a great time with you. You are incredibly sexy and sweet. Take care; hope to see you again one day! XX

40. I’d love to see you again; that service was epic!

41. Thanks for a lovely time; you looked awesome. I look forward to seeing you in a catsuit! 

42. Thanks, K; we will meet again. 

43. Thank you again for today; I really enjoyed spending time with you. You are incredibly sweet and sexy. Take care! xx

44. You are fantastic!

45. Thanks heaps, gorgeous! You're a good soul and an awesome human! Thank you for being you.

46. Thanks, K. You're priceless; no words!

47. Wow, gorgeous sexy K! I like you a whole lot! I want to see more of you, please!

48. Thanks again. I really had a good time. If you ever want to go out for coffee and a chat, let me know. Take care of yourself, little Irish lady!

49. That was great, K! Loved it! If you ever consider dating an Irish man, let me know!

50. Thanks again; I really enjoyed my time with you!

51. Thanks, babe! I really enjoyed that!

52. Thanks very much, K; I think you are lovely. Sweet dreams! xxx

53. Thanks a lot for that; you’re amazing—the best ever!

54. Hey, thank you for that; it was amazing! Hopefully, you got some enjoyment as well. I look forward to seeing you again if that’s okay. Have a great rest of the day!

55.That was amazing thank you. Best massage ever. You are very cute! Got a wicked bum too

I will be back for sure. Hopefully later tonight. 

56.Exceptional experience thank you so much 

57.Hi Miss K. tonight was wonderful. It was so special for me as it was my first time. I’d love to see you later again. Have a great night 🫶🏼🤍 It was an amazing experience.

58.Wanted to say thank you K for a new and wonderfully fun experience, was fantastic thank you

Take care

59,Thank you again for the service felt so good might need to come again another time

60.Thank you. It was lovely meeting you, I had a great time. Hope the rest of your week is great. 😊 

61.Welcoming nature, lovely personality, and a relaxing vibe. First time client who will be returning, K you’re awesome! Thank you” 

62.Hey hun I know it's late, just wana thank you for your time today. Was an amazing experience, hope to see you agen soon xx

thank you x definitely made my day!

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I want to make your day fantasy🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘

My name is Celia the perfect mix of 'girl next door' charm and insatiable 'sex kitten'....I am beautiful, wise, confident and drama-free 🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘

Call me now: 0413 826 819

I offer a GENUINE Girlfriend Experience. I love to touch and be touched... so please explore my soft supple body from head to toe...Caress me, and enjoy me... Let me tease you and please you for an hour, an evening or the whole weekend, time with me is guaranteed to leave you wanting more!

I am an energetic and attentive lover, who takes pleasure in experiencing a genuine connection with respectful gentlemen.

Our time together will be intense, passionate and NEVER rushed. I will make you feel at ease from the minute we meet and. leave you aching to return from the minute you leave.

‘NAUGHTY’ GFE available on request.🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘

- I know what you need, come in get what you really want.

I know that there are many places where you can get professional massage in this area, but I believe that I am the best services in one of kind.- 

Sometimes a break is what you need.

Lots more to be discussed

******  Extra services available, XOXO🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘

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Call me now: 0413 826 819 or please just walk-ins.

5/90-92 Bulcock Street, Caloundra QLD 4551 (near Rumba Beach & Kings Beach)-My private discreet cosy in

-Next to BreakFree Grand Pacific resort, opposite Re/Max First and Raywhite real estate, 

Hi everyone,

I’m Amy from Thailand, I offer you sensual erotic body to body rub. I’m professional and have many years experience of massage and I can provide you with sensual erotic lingam and prostate massage, I also provide deep tissue massages, come to see me I will help you relax and will make your day unforgettable.

I’m very passionate enjoy and love what I’m doing, I will try my very best to make you smile and you will not be disappointed.

❤️My Service❤️

Body rub and happy hand only

$100/30 mins

$120/40 mins

$150/60 mins

❤️Any extra can be discussed❤️

Booking pls text me on:

0417298475

Gentlemen only

it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.

i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂

so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...

i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦

none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.

i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.

when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘

——————————————————————

so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟

i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.

💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.

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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋

— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆