Everton Hills Escorts and Adult Services

0481238406

Hello, My name is Evie, I'm 22 years old f.

I am a student here and also an experienced masseuse and malaysian Escort tranied in Malaysia. I offer erotic full nude body relaxing massage and escort service incall and Outcall service to hotel only within 20mins drive from my place.

I am well-educated and an open-minded person, like to have fun and outgoing asian lady with big sense of humor. I also have incredible attractive model body figure with 34C cup natural breast -26 waist -36 bottom bum. Photos I uploaded recently 

I guarantee you will have a good time with beautiful things come in a small packages. 

===I'm available from MONDAY TO SUNDAY 9a.m till late night===

I am here to pamper with you make you feel as comfortable as possible. I offer a wide range of escort services like girlfriend experience with massage service 

-sexy massage with full service 

-escort service, girlfriend experience, Strip-tease, FETISH, WS,Tantric Massage etc

I am a skilled confident lover who loves experiencing new levels of sensuality and try new things that no doubt I can fulfill all your fantasy .My magic hand can sense your body and release all your tension inside your body and give you positive energy. 

My Body Rub Rate start from 

$100 for 20mins a sensual massage + hand job with happy end.

My full service Rate start from

$150/30mins

$200/45mins

$250/60mins

$480/120mins

If you want me to go to your place, I can also do it but I need your bills with address and PAYID100 deposit first to ensure the booking, and I charge $450/hour and uber fee needed. 

****COME TO JOIN ME FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE EROTIC EXPERIENCE PLS CALL::: 0481238406

My place is private ,clean and discreet with shower facilities, toiletries fresh towels

Hi gentlemen, this is Hanna，You will love my beautiful sexy face and 🔥body

I'm only 19 years old，standing 163cm tall with natural DD cup

My body is very flexible, soft, young 💦💦and beautiful.

you will feel welcome and relaxed by a young student.

I am full of pure pleasure with a nice round 🍑ass for you!

Genuine booking only,

Time waster will be blocked.

Text message me the time you want to come

During our time with each other, I will serve you in a polite, affectionate, and attentive way. You can either be the boss, telling his naughty little office girl what to do or, we can reverse the roles and it will be you that is dominated by me your misstress whom you worship and adore.

🌸💖I am both active and passive and remember, this is about you so you can be comfortable with telling me your inner most secrets. I will never judge or make assumptions so please, just do you boo! 

My Price: 

GFE service

$250-30mins

$400-60mins

PSE INCALL; 

$300- 30mins

$400- 45mins

$500- 60mins

OUTCALL; 

1hour - $550 + [Travel expenses]

2hour - $900 + [Travel expenses]

**** If I book, I need to pay the travel expenses in advance. No small talk, thank you for your cooperation

☎  0405305224

Send me a short message telling me your age your race your date address thank you

Sweet Girls

Brand New shop. Everything new, soft towels, clean shop, hot shower, A/C and friendly girls! You will feel comfortable and refreshed.

Multiple new girls from different cultures, Korean Thailand Philippines Taiwanese Japanese Chinese working every day.

Relaxation Massage

Mens waxing (Manzillian)

Aromatherapy

Relaxation Massage Price

30 min $50

45 min $60

60 mins $70

In a busy area but hidden from view with on site parking or plenty of street parking. A cosy and peaceful retreat away for you to recharge

Only 8 minutes south of Chermside Westfield

 please call or text make booking

0494~585 608

we are located in 6 Feilx street Lutwyche

Behind the driver Through Coffee Shop

we are in the corner

Please Text or call before arriving to make appointment to avoid disappointment

If we don't answer, it's because we are busy. We will get back to you, thanks.

0494~585 608

open 9-9 /7days

We're all looking forward to seeing you

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Welcome to your personal oasis of peace and relaxation.

Here, we are dedicated to soothing your stress and enhancing your overall well-being.

Experience the healing touch of our skilled masseuses, who specialize in relieving tension and rejuvenating your body. Our tranquil environment is thoughtfully designed to provide you with the utmost comfort and relaxation.

Available all type of Massage

- B2B

- lingam and prostate massage

- Nuru massage + Free Nuru gel

- Warm Oil Massage

- Relaxation massage 

- Deep tissue massage 

- More 

Relaxation full body Massage and good massage

30Mins $55

45Mins $70

60Mins $80

Deep tissues massage +$10

4 hands massage

30 mins $80

45 mins $100

60 mins $120

Our Facilities:

EFTPOS Surcharge applied 

Shower

Private Toilet

parking front house or street parking free all day

Disposable sheets and towels provide 

Visit us today for serene massage experience that rejuvenates both mind and body.

Private house massage

Please request the no... Mclennan street, Albion QLD 4010

Sanctuary massage and spa

0468 409 358 Prefer Text or call

Welcome Walk-in 

Opening hours: 

7days a week 9.30 a.m. - till late 

Unfortunately, we only take the same day appointment to avoid cancelation.

Hello Guys

I am Jessica an attractive oriental princess who's ready to treat a king with what he desires. 

I have a beautiful body small waist with natural large boobs and a nice round big bum that you are welcome to play with.

I'm passionate, playful, I have plenty of energy even if you have had a long day at work I'm happy to be energetic, so you just have to relax and let me look after you.

I always look sexy and prepared to spend a great time with you. 

You can request any other services, and you don’t have to be embarrassed to ask me what you want. If I can do anything to make your stay happy, i will be pleased to do it, and I promise 100% satisfaction.

I offer the best body massage and full personal service, you will feel in heaven when you see me. My service is very professional, and I always have your pleasure in mind at all times, your pleasure is my pleasure.

My Full Services includes:

* Nude Sensual Body Massage

* Lots of Kissing and Cuddling

* Good Blowjob and Best Sucking Skills

* Titty Play and Mutual Oral

* Romantic sex in different position

My Extra Deluxe Services

Anal Sex ,Natural Oral, Cum in Mouth, Rimming, Deepthroat, Face Fuck, Filming, Deep French Kiss, Shower SexCum on Face, Natural Sex,

Full Personal Services

$150/30Mins

$200/45Mins

$250/60Mins

Outcall

$400/60Mins

Contact me now 0425 751 052

Hey babe, how are you. As a naughty girl, I offer more than just companionship—I offer an escape into a realm of pleasure and exploration. With me, you'll find a warm, friendly, and safe space to unlock your deepest desires and live out your most intimate fantasies.

I want to tease you, tell you how to stroke as I sit on your cock and look directly in your eyes as I touch your face while you lay on the bed.

I offer a high class discreet service and I am very respectful and expect the same treatment in return. My friendly, warm engaging personality and my attention to detail allows me to deliver memorable experiences to clients both new and familiar intimate, sensual and genuine connection.

Full service including :pussy Sex with condom , touching, massage, affection/cuddling, light kissing, nipple play, handjob, blow job (covered),, mutual oral (69), multiple positions.

🏡My Incall Full service Rates are as following:

Condom sex

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins 

$150 for 30 mins. 

🚗outcall at least one hr 500, Depends on.

⭐️Porn Star Experience (PSE) pay extra : 

Natural Oral 

Cum in mouth 

Rimming 

Anal sex

Natural Sex and so on 

😋Babe. Book me now.. Pls txt   . Look forward

Hey you. Yeah you with the hard-on readin’ this.

I’m Jen. 30. Not some prissy little princess – I’m that messy, sweaty, “oops I forgot my panties” kinda bitch you don’t bring home to momma. 🫦

Got soft curves from eatin’ real food, tits that’ll smother your whining ass, and a mouth so goddamn wet you’ll come just lookin’ at it. My waist? Tiny. My grip? Fuckin’ vice. I ride like I’m tryna break the saddle – and honey, you’re the saddle. 🤠🔥

Now lemme tell you somethin’ true. Somethin’ that happened just last week when the whole world was meltin’...

🌡️ Mid-Jan. Heatwave from hell. My AC? Dead as a doornail.

So this technician shows up – not some skinny sweat-stain loser, nah. This guy’s thick, bearded, forearms like hams. He walks in and my AC ain’t the only thing about to get worked on. 😏

I answer the door in a tiny wet tank top (no bra – obviously) and these little shorts that might as well be a napkin. My nipples sayin’ hello the whole time. He’s tryna be professional, checkin’ the thermostat, but I keep “accidentally” brushin’ against his tool belt. Drippin’ sweat. Drippin’ everythin’.

Dude finally snaps. Grabs me by my wet hair, shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off with his teeth like a hungry dog. Then he buries his face between my legs – and holy shit. Slobbery, loud, nasty head. I’m screamin’ so loud my neighbor texts “u good?” I didn’t even answer. I came twice just from his tongue. Then he flips me on all fours, and pounds me from behind while the useless fan spins above. I came two more times – four total. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 💦💦💦

That’s the kinda fun I bring. No fake moans. No “oh you’re so big” bullshit unless you actually are (and even then I’ll roast you if you suck). 😘

I don’t do fancy dates. Don’t need dinner. Just you, me, a bed or a couch or a floor – and a whole lotta bad decisions.

Wanna feel my thighs shake around your face? Wanna watch me ride you ‘til my makeup runs and your soul leaves your body? Then stop readin’ and start typin’.

TEXT ME. Don’t call. I won’t pick up – I’m probably busy makin’ some other idiot see stars. But I’ll get back to you when I’m done. Could be 5 mins. Could be an hour. Deal with it. 😜

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📵 Payment shit – read it or get lost:

Cash only. Or PayID instant transfer only – if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” I’m not spreadin’ my legs. Don’t even try. You send, I see the money in my account right then, we play. No exceptions. 💸

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So go on. Text me your name, your age, and what the fuck you wanna do to me. Or don’t. I really don’t give a shit – there’s five other guys in my DMs already. 😎💅

— Jen 💋

Hey guys. I am Vanilla

Only just came to Town and looking for some fun.Call if u interested. I will give u the ultimate naughty and sexy experience ever .Im a fun, bubbly person to hang around with and everything will be within discretion.

I enjoy pleasing you before myself. I am a very outgoing Nice girl with full of enthusiasm and I offer a ton of love to you. I can also be very naughty, teasing and playing with you. I can be your special companion in my place or yours.

I will never rush our time together as I know your time is just as precious as mine. I guarantee the ultimate experience.

Contact me and see for yourself. Here is your chance to make your fantasy a reality!

I love to be naughty!! Your wish my command, I could make your fantasies come true. 

Your privacy is 100% safe with me. 

All services on my likes are included in the price

Full service including:

-Sex in multiple position

-Erotic body rub 

-Good relief

-Cuddling touching

-Sucking ball

-Stripe tease

-Foot fetish

Call and ask me about extras service

Hope to see u guys soon!

0451 468 345

Vanilla

Baby I love it. There is nothing better than hearing you knock on my door and I open it and look down to see your hard cock making little tent in your pants.

You rush in tearing at my clothes first you look at my beautiful firm tits then your eyes wander down to my throbbing pussy

Baby I get all sorts, I get lovely chappies who want me to put my finger up their bum

Then there are those lovely boys who are shy and don't want to take their pants off so I have to rip them off for them

Then there is the one who wants to make love and seduce me and make me cum

Whatever you are I will give you the ride of your life.

I offer : Shower together, kissing and cuddling, body rub and slides, nipple licking and sucking, body kissing, fingertip teasing, cbj, mutual play 69, edging, full service, as many positions as you can pretzel me into, cum on body,Reflexology/ hands and feet massaging

🥰My Incall Full service Rates are as following:

Condom sex 

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins 

$150 for 30 mins. 

🚗outcall extra 

💎The Diamond PSE Pay extra : 

Natural Sex

Anal sex

C.I.M, BBB.J. Rimming. Filmimg. and many. 

😍Don't be shy. Book now.

Look Forward to seeing you.

Hi Gentlemen,

I have silky skin, long legs, intelligent, attractive, sexy and well educated High Class companion. My slim, stunning body with wonderful firm ass, beautiful legs and natural perfect Boobs, my pretty face with sexy body.

I am a hot girl and would like to have fun with you right now. I am super experienced in all sex positions and will try my best to make you high. I am good at using my body, mouth and hand to make you finish. I promise you will be high as soon as get my sexy nude body.

I genuinely love sex and I’m naturally naughty , so feel free to ask me about anything that you might want to try with me ...

I am here to please all the man who needs love and satisfaction, in any races and any 18+ ages.... I can be your best companion for you to cuddle for sleeping after sex.

For more information about my availability and services...

Naughty kisses,

0405 580 887

Lydia

See you soon

I am a Sweet! Guaranteed best experience ever!!! Look forward to seeing

you soon! I take great pride in my appearance and you will think you are in

heaven when you release that you are spending time with a young sensual

girl. I'm a hot and ready to please, my service is all about pleasing my man

and living him satisfy. My aim to give my man the pleasure of a life time. I'm

always full of energy and ready to greet you with a smile! You will have an

intimate time that you will never forget!

Here’s my GFE Service List The Girlfriend Experience Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes Passion and lust Variety of positions and places for sex Sensual body massage and body slide Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up mutual play pleasure Make me orgasm  and teasing Girlfriend affection and conversation Snuggles and cuddles post-sex Solo shows Erotic relaxing body rub with aromatic oils (sensual or firm) Striptease and lap dance  Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure Striptease and lap dance Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure  

Hello

My name is FLORA I'm the girl next door you've been waiting to indulge in. I'm a 21-year-old beauty who loves to provide a sensual and intimate experience. mew to Industry but wiling to please!

So lovely to meet you, please let me introduce myself!💕💕💕

My girl next door CHARM and CURVES in all the right places are the first things you will notice when you walk through the door…

I have mastered the art of SLOW seductive PLEASURE!!

My FRIENDLY personality will make you feel comfortable and relaxed.

I offer an UNRUSHED quality experience that only a sexy passionate woman can!!

WELL GROOMED soft skin, lovely long hair, beautifully manicured fingernails.

Are you looking to meet up with an exotic, sexy, passionate hottie to fulfill all your wants, needs, & desires? I'm everything you're looking for & more💋

I describe myself as a one-of-a-kind dessert. Soft, so sweet, pink on the inside and I taste so good.

I am very bubbly and will make you feel right at home just like you deserve! I promise you will not want to leave I genuinely just want you to feel amazing & have the best time possible with a cheeky laugh, my pictures do do me justice ,i was told I looks heaps better in person. Come see it yourself. n't

Want to experience the Fantastic GFE TODAY?

SPECIAL Girl for GFE & EGFE? Look no further. 

Discretion, Cleanliness, and Safety.

Text me

0405 797 941 Flora

HI xx,

Its DIANA here!! I will provide with your most unforgettable. I assure you gentlemen, I have a booty you will never forget, I am smoking hot. You will get lost in my light brown eyes, come and let me tease and please you.

As for my personality, you will find me to be witty, fun, flirtatious, warm and authentic. ​

Whether you are seeking a passionate playmate or an intimate, leisurely night on the town, please allow me to be your charming companion.

I am a very attentive, bewitching lady of many talents. I enjoy pleasing and being pleased. I'm the perfect combination of sweet, sultry, erotic and sexy .

I definitely don't like to rush and want our time spent together to be memorable, stimulating and fun for both of us.

I'm looking forward to spending some special time with you and can be available to be by your side day or night .

I am a SEXY Exotic with a slim waist and what u book is what you get guaranteed.

Call or message today to secure your booking: 

0420 529 958

DIANA

 Hey gentlemen. I'm from Japan. First time in Australia. Just do the sex work. I'm your delicious tempting true down to earth mature lady. Full of vitality, love and laughter. I'm sure to bring a genuine spark to our encounter. 

I exude Aphrodite energy. Sexy. Sultry. Vivacious. Possessing an insatiable appetite for steamy erotic encounters. I can be tender and sensuous or ravenous and wild, ncounter are specifically tailored your individual needs.

Ultimate pleasure for everyone is what your encounter with me . I offer an authentic. Warm and loving connection. Interesting conversation and a true desire to get to know you and what makes you happy . 

Let me take you away from the stresses of life. Bring back to that spark. 

Full service including : Shower together, kissing and cuddling, body rub and slides, nipple licking and sucking, body kissing, fingertip teasing, cbj, mutual play 69, edging, full service, bj and sex with condom.  as many positions as you can pretzel me into, cum on body, massage

🏠My Incall Full service Rates are as following:

Condom sex 

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins 

$150 for 30 mins.  

🚕Outcall  at least one hr 500  depends on. 

Some service  pay extra : 

Natural Sex. Anal. Natural bj.  Cum in mouth  . Rimming And so on

😋Book me now.  babe , suck you Amazing. Fuck me Amazing. I am waiting for you . 

👋Please read the advertisement carefully before booking. Bookings are accepted via SMS only. Please ignore all calls.

Grandma is the best 💋Now offering services 💋Home/Outings/Anal Sex/N/atFuk//🌸Thirsty 🌸🥢-Riding and spinning until you cum inside 🍆💦💦Creamy Pie🍰

I was born and raised in the Albury-Wodonga border region. Recently, I moved to a bigger city in pursuit of a more exciting life. My upbringing has always been comfortable; you know what country life is like. My father owns a farm, which is still our family business.

I started herding livestock and riding horses from a young age, but missed out on many "riding" opportunities when I was younger. I've had a few short-lived romances, but they all ended in failure…

Now, I'm almost 60 but I still maintain a youthful mindset (full of desire) and a healthy physique (and a strong sex drive)—we'll talk about that later. I want to explore a wilder life.

I've always been careful with my diet and maintained a regular exercise routine (including sex), which keeps me energetic! —You could say my life is wonderful, but now I want to explore deeper mysteries. You know, that deep-seated desire you always crave but suppress… it always ends in regret, and I don't want that. Damn!

I don't care what you think of me!

Even being a grandmother doesn't mean I've lost my desires. My desires are still strong, sometimes even uncontrollable. Whenever I think about sex, my normally warm and moist vagina becomes wetter than the ocean!

Over the years, I've experienced marriage, separation, and divorce… my husband has always been unable to get an erection… which has been incredibly frustrating. Sometimes my craving for a man's penis is so intense that I'll have those young, strong lads on the farm have sex with me in the shed! — It's insane! Young, stupid, and overflowing with semen! — My God!

Those thirsty lads fucked my grandma hard…making her gush like a fire hydrant just turned on!

I could go on and on, haha… but let's keep it short… Now I'm an independent escort, excitedly and expectantly stepping into this new territory, offering my services to handsome gentlemen for the first time.

Young, old, thin, fat—it doesn't matter! —Everyone deserves a mature woman!

So, if you're young, energetic, and eager to try new things, grandma welcomes you with open arms (and legs). Or, if you're a mature gentleman seeking private pleasure, I'd be your lover.

Without a doubt! Every time you visit Grandma, two things are for sure… She'll prepare delicious snacks for you, then straddle you until you're completely released into her age-worn vagina! —Don't assume Grandma's vagina is dry! —Absolutely not!

Grandma's hairy vagina is still wetter than the ocean!

So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone, contact Grandma, and feel the warmth of maternal love and the desires of a mature woman!

There are no fake photos here, although I know there are plenty online. Message me, come find me, and I'll make you feel like your girlfriend. Best of all…

hi babe,

Horny escort I am attractive, naughty, fun and always well dressed for every occasion. I do incall service while I will be your perfect companion and specialise in giving an elite, classy and professional experience.

I offer the Best Sweet girl friend experience, kissing touching. If you are seeking companionship with an intelligent, sexy, passionate and sensuous woman, here is your best choosing a classy and sophisticated lady also love naughty filthy fun too!

You'll feel so relaxed with my easy going style and magic touch. With my incredible sensual massage, and special skill , every moment of our dating is unforgettable! Come and have some fun with me!

🥰 Hello Babe ❤️

Relax, unwind, and enjoy a refreshing massage experience with our friendly professional therapists 💆‍♀️

✨ Available Every Day ✨

🌿 Deep Tissue Massage

🌿 Relaxing Full Body Massage

🌿 Coconut Oil Massage

🌿 Stress Relief & Muscle Relaxation

 💰 Massage Prices

30 mins — $60

45 mins — $70

60 mins — $80

Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush 💰

30 mins — $110

45 mins — $130

60 mins — $150

 ⭐ Comfortable rooms 

❄️ Air-conditioned environment

🚿 Hot shower available

🚗 Plenty of free parking

💳 EFTPOS available (surcharge applies)

💵 Cash welcome

 🚶 Walk-ins welcome — no appointment needed!

📍 Our Locations:

 🌸 Nana's Massage Therapist — Gaythorne 

438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051

0420 445 886

🌸 Hendra Magic Massage — Hendra

327 Nudgee Road, Hendra Queensland 4011, Australia

(Entrance at the back of the building)

0414 400 794

🌸 Delightful Day Spa — Stones Corner

7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120, Australia

0478 291 071

🌸 Dream Day Spa Massage — Cannon Hill

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

0405 358 688

🌸 VIP Magic Massage — Nundah

1163 Sandgate Road, Nundah QLD 4012

0411 168 683

🌸 Rocklea Magic Massage — Rocklea

3 Bale Street, Rocklea QLD 4106

0416 362 980

🌸 YinYang Massage — Wacol

6/16 Wacol Station Road, Wacol QLD 4076

0431 919 009

🌸 Deluxe Massage — Kingston

24A Horton Street, Kingston QLD 4114

0430 578 781

🌸 Mimi Asian Massage — Nerang

Shop 5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211

0451 882 369

 ⏰ Open every day

7:30am — 10:00pm (including public holidays)

 Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a wonderful massage experience with us 🥰

See you soon ❤️

it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.

i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂

so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...

i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦

none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.

i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.

when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘

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so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟

i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.

💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.

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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋

— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆