Helensvale Town Centre Female Escorts and Adult Services

Contact:0451504016

Wechat:suger00079

Hello~~~ everyone 😄

If fake i give you free service

💥beautiful sexy body real GEF💥

Come have a great time with me

 💌Text me plz~~~

PLZ ask more beautiful photo of me , will send to You.

I am come From korea

First time in Brisbane

Name: Heli

My age 22. Young Very pretty face

158cm. Size5.5. Nat Dcup.

My body is Sexy and toned Glamorous body

Long black hair. I have many cham ^^

Come see me plz you won't forget about me ^^

So~~~~ good sincere service for you

I am Very friendly and lovely 🥰

I will make you feel real Girl friend experience

I will make you feel good starting from the bathroom!!

Plz come to see me so we can spend happy time

Together ❤

💥Don't miss out!!

💢only cash plz

❤️Deluxe service all including

Shower together

DFK deep French kiss

69. Licking pussy

Sucking ball

Bbbj. Natural blow job

Body sliding

Mutual oral. Angel body kiss

Cob. Stocking. High heels

30min $300

45min $350

60min $400

Cim50

Extras available......... asking plz

💢only cash plz

❤️Standard service

30min $200

45min $250

60min $300

Sex in multiple positions

Cuddling .hand job

69 positions. Sensual Massage

Oral with condom. Kiss

Extras available (each 50)

Bbbj. DFK. DATY 69 .........

❤️NO RUSH SERVICE . CLEAN SHAVED

❌ No anal

Cash only ,no eftpos

Thank you~~~~ 🥰

0451504016

0485 761 753

I'm Lucy, a friendly, down-to-earth, genuine independent mature escort. Passionate, flirty, charming, and intellectual, 

So, let's connect and enjoy each other.

When we meet, I will greet you in a classy dress with sexy lingerie

Today, I wanna get Fucked! Do you have what it takes to bend me over and fuck me from behind until I squirt all over the place? Or Are you gonna Cum Prematurely?

Let us enjoy it all happily

How about we take it nice and slow and I sit on your face rubbing my vagina lips on your lips as you lick my clit rings your nose ,A bit of 69 Perhaps; There is so much that could happen in the heat of the moment.👅👅

Although this is a part time pleasure for me, I am highly professional and conscientious. My focus lies squarely on giving you my undivided attention and attending to your satisfaction in an unrushed, pleasurable experience that you’ll want to repeat.🥰

Be tempted to choose between a sweet. Sensual girlfriend experience GFE that leaves you I an utter state of lust or entice your deepest, darkest & filthy fantasies with the ultimate pornstar experience PSE…

Girlfriend Experience (GFE) kissing, Hj,CBJ,.Sex in multiple positions,

Pornstar Experience (PSE)

Dfk. Prostate Massage ，COB. Deepthroat, Mutual oral (DATY),Light spanking many position, Anal Sex ,Natural Sex

$150/ 30mins

$200/ 45 mins

$250 / 1 hr

outcall :$450 for hr($100 Fare deposit)

I look forward to turning your fantasy into a reality.🥰💋

text me Now : 0485 761 753

Hello gentleman,

I am Sonya. I'm a sweet, cute, stunning young babe from Thailand.

I have beautiful long black hair and perfect soft & smooth skin, Beautiful Busty Boobs DD cups. Real size 6 sexy slim body...

Please call me if you feel like a naughty or relaxing time. I'll provide friendly and impressive service at my private apartment in the Fortitude Valley. Discretion is always maintained and client's privacy is always respected.

Please leave a brief SMS and let me know what time you want to booking. I will respond ASAP.

Rate : ) Incall Only

short time service $100

30 mins full service $150

45 mins full service $230

60 mins full service $280

Please note : No anal, no extras, no fantasy

provide Safe service ONLY

Private Number won't be answered!!!!!

Looking forward to see you soon ^_^

Sonya :)

Hi Boys

I'm a 22 year old. Girl with a beautiful face that men die for. Big Bum and a big double E's to match

I have now left the student life and have decided to give this a try. I will be starting off with body rub and relief to finish you.

Naked tantric body rub with relief

NO FULL SERVICE

I will always meet you in sexy lingerie but i will finish up naked as this is a NAKED body rub as well.

My Tantric Naked body rub will leave get you hot and leave you with the c_m of your life.

I've only been with one boyfriend before so i am not having sex yet, i will wait a couple month before i do the service full thing.

During the body rub if we are connecting you can ask for a little extra and if i can do this will- only thing off the menu is sex.

❌ NO SEX.

❌ NO INDIAN,NO INDIAN Background.

I’m not racist but I had a bad experience.

Please understand

❗️Private numbers won’t be answered.

❗️Time waster will be blocked.🚫

TEXT MESSAGE ONLY!

No WhatsApp

No Call

Sweet Girls

Brand New shop. Everything new, soft towels, clean shop, hot shower, A/C and friendly girls! You will feel comfortable and refreshed.

Multiple new girls from different cultures, Korean Thailand Philippines Taiwanese Japanese Chinese working every day.

Relaxation Massage

Mens waxing (Manzillian)

Aromatherapy

Relaxation Massage Price

30 min $50

45 min $60

60 mins $70

In a busy area but hidden from view with on site parking or plenty of street parking. A cosy and peaceful retreat away for you to recharge

Only 8 minutes south of Chermside Westfield

 please call or text make booking

0494~585 608

we are located in 6 Feilx street Lutwyche

Behind the driver Through Coffee Shop

we are in the corner

Please Text or call before arriving to make appointment to avoid disappointment

If we don't answer, it's because we are busy. We will get back to you, thanks.

0494~585 608

open 9-9 /7days

We're all looking forward to seeing you

Step into my world of seduction, where everything is about chemistry and pleasure. Craving a steamy, sensual GFE with cuddles, laughs, and slow-burning intimacy, or something wilder with raw, playful passion? Either way, you’re meeting the same verified vixen from my photos, ready to make sure you don’t forget our time together.

Outside the bedroom, there’s more to me than just a hot body. Expect a stunning, down-to-earth girl who loves good banter, music, and chill vibes, and who actually listens, laughs, and makes you feel seen, not rushed. With me, it’s about feeling relaxed, desired, and completely spoiled from the moment you walk in.

Text me for a possible list of services and to arrange our time together: 0423 110 270.

 COST

Has increased because I have a top tier service. Pls look at the new prices.

Extras are available (DFK, BBBJ, DT)

LOCATION - Brisbane city

My apartment has gorgeous views and a relaxed, intimate vibe that makes it very easy to “stay for one drink” and end up not wanting to leave. Expect soft lighting, a cosy setup, and an atmosphere that will leave you satisfied… but still craving more.

Frequently Asked Questions 

Are your photos real?

Will it be you at the booking?

Yes, always. It will be the real Scarlet Gray — the same girl in the photos, the messages, and the bedroom. No stand-ins, no surprises.

Do you do extras?

Yes, but not with a boring checklist. I prefer you to tell me what you like and what you’re craving. My bookings are “go with the flow” so we can follow the chemistry instead of ticking off a menu of moves neither of us is enjoying. Every encounter is about creating an amazing, authentic experience together.

Do you do outcalls?

Yes, outcalls are available. A small deposit or an Uber organised by you from my CBD location is required for me to come to you. If that doesn’t work for you, let me know and we can try to organise another option that suits us both.

• 100% real photos

no real no pay ! Don’t do anal good take care anything if u can pay i can do hello welcome 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

first time in this Industry

Hi i am minni

i am 24years old from Laos half Germany

good service and be nice

full service rates

15 mins = 200$

30 mins = 300$

45 mins = 400$

60 mins = 500$

Outcall 800deposit booking 300 and call uber go and back meet pay 500 can video call check real same ads ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Over nigth 3000

@@@@@@ Dont do anal @@@@@@

Text me me to make an appointment

0478892698 ( minni )

Hi this is Minni 😘 funny cutie sweet and have fun

I am a sweet and playful Laos and half Germany . I love having fun and for us both to have good times together. I am party friendly 🥳 I am petite, good energy, I have good sense of humour and I am caring and affectionate. I love to get to know new people, make good connections and I take of people who take care of me, because I appreciate them!

Services & Rates:

15 Blow & Go $200

30 minutes full service $300

1 hour full service $500

2 hour full service 900discounted to that price if paid upfront!

I require a deposit of $200 to confirm a booking to my payid for both incall and outcalls.

 “””””””dont do anal “”””””””

0478892698

Minni

Hi babe, horny? bored? Or just looking for a sexy thrilling and sensual experience then

send me a message 😘 I have lots of extras !

I’m Bianca ❤️ Aussie / American sex kitten 

Hobbies : I love making a man cum 💦 

I enjoy the art and the sensuality of it - that creamy white syrup at the end -even writing this makes my pussy warm and juicy .

Enjoying sexual pleasure both giving and receiving is one of my favourite things to do. I tailor to your desires to ensure your complete satisfaction xx 

Respectful men and couples will receive my immediate attention ♥️ please send me a message with the details below:

Hi Bianca

Name

incall / outcall 

Time 

length of booking

Available NOW send me a message 

Talk soon xx

Hey babe 😘, don’t let the innocent look fool you—

Large juicy breasts

size 8 waist and a nice curvy ass

I’ve got a wild side just waiting to come out. I’m a naughty brunette with curves in all the right places, and I love pushing boundaries and trying everything at least once. If you’re into fun, fantasies, and a whole lot of teasing, then you’re definitely in for a treat. 😉

All my pics are 100% real, and trust me, I’ve got plenty more to show you. Ready to dive into something a little more exciting? Shoot me a message and let’s take things to the next level. I promise, you won’t be disappointed 😈

Extras include

Backdoor

BBBJ

Rimming

GS

DFK

Unlimited Cums

and much much more.

Love couples and threesomes !

You can also speak to me direct !!

Message Me Now for all details 💋💋

Hi Rita Vegas

Name:

Incall / Outcall:

Time of appointment:

Length of appointment:

Available Now 

🐱💦

 I’m Eve Evans — the person you notice before you realise you’re noticing. Sometimes loud, not flashy, but impossible to ignore. I move like someone who’s learned to listen before speaking, and somehow that ends up being the thing people remember.

I’m built from old bookstores, long drives, and conversations that start simple and end somewhere you didn’t expect. I collect stories the way some people collect vinyl — carefully, reverently, knowing each one has a crackle that makes it real.

I’ll argue analog versus digital like it’s a philosophical crisis, then grin when you realise I’m only half‑serious. I like the kind of debates that reveal who someone is, not what they know.

Underneath all that? I’m steady. I’m observant. I’m the person who actually hears the thing you didn’t mean to say out loud — and treats it gently. Tell me about the photo you keep in a drawer, the trip you almost took, the moment you still replay sometimes. I want the stories that don’t get airtime anymore.

I keep my world small on purpose. When I’m with someone, that’s where my attention stays — no rush, no noise, no competing signals. Just the slow build of two people actually showing up.

Let’s do this 

Based in Brisbane. Available for incall and outcall bookings with memorable experiences

0478 535 037

IN-CALLS Hosting @ Spring Hill

• 600ms from the Valley Train Station
• Visitors Parking available

Hi,

I’m Chalee.

I’m a Classy Hotwife.

This means me and my Husband are a “Stag & Vixen” Couple, i.e., a consensual non-monogamy dynamic, where Hubby (the Stag) is confident (and in fact enthusiastic) about sharing me (the Vixen) with the rest of the world.

Yes - this is actually our kink.

NOTE:

My super-straight Hubby always answers enquiries, as he is also my security / secretary / receptionist / agent / manager / pimp - whatever you wanna call him LoL.

Maybe “Chalee’s Agent” 🤔

HOTWIFE EXPERIENCE (HWE):

Inclusions:

Sensual, playful and tailored to your desires the below rates includes teasing & pleasing, sexy strip down, showering together, oral (giving) & sex.

All acts performed with an ultra-thin condom.

Let my long hair pull you in, and during our time together, let's leave the rest of the world behind us. Whether we’re sharing a whispered & intimate conversation or we’re passionately intertwining our bodies, our time together will be an unforgettable moment tailored entirely to YOUR desires.

For this reason - we will actually spend some time on communications & effort PRIOR to our time together, on discovering > preparing > providing you with a tailored / bespoke service.

For example - if body stockings rocks your boat (and we happen to have them), rest assured - your boat will be well & truly rocked!

IF my warm & friendly Hubby can occasionally watch from the corner of the room or from behind the slightly ajar door, there will be a $50 DISCOUNT to the below rates. It’s entirely up to you whether you’d like him to be completely quiet, or provide some subtle side-line commentary / cheering.

Exclusions:

No mouth-to-mouth kissing.

 *  R A T E S  - HWE *

• $300 : 15 mins (quickie)
• $400 : 30 mins
• $500 : 45 mins
• $600 : 1 hour
• $800 : 1.5 hours
• $1000 : 2 hours

• $300 : Every additional hour

 *  E X T R A S  (on top of the HWE booking) *

• $200 : BBBJ (Bare Back Blow Job)
• $200 : CIM (Cum in Mouth)
• $100 : COB (Cum on Body / Pussy)

• $350 : PSE (Porn Star Experience) - [Includes ALL of the above Extras]

• $200 : OOM (Oral on Me) - Subjective / Upon Request
• $200 : HJI (Hubby Joins In - Straight MFM or Couple Swapsy)

NATURAL BLOWJOB EXPERIENCE (NBE)

Inclusions:

COW (Cock Worshipping)

BBBJ (Bare Back Blow Job)

CIM (Cum in Mouth)

COB (Cum on Body / Pussy)

Again - IF my warm & friendly Hubby can occasionally watch from the corner of the room or from behind the slightly ajar door, there will be a $50 DISCOUNT to the below rates. It’s entirely up to you whether you’d like him to be completely quiet, or provide some subtle side-line commentary / cheering.

*  R A T E S  - NBE *

• $250 : 15 mins (quickie)
• $350 : 30 mins
• $450 : 45 mins
• $550 : 1 hour

0478 535 037

Hi, Dear Customers:

Amazing Sensuel Lingam Relaxation Body Rub Services

OPEN 7 days _ ( 9.30am TO 11pm )

MY NAME SKY - - The Asian girls Sexy younger , From , JAPAN , TAI WAN , HONG KONG , SINGAPORE . I do deep sensual relaxation amazing body rub ,fulfil your dreams with the attractive girl..

❤Rate for sensuel Lingam massage from :

30 mins $ 110

45 mins $ 125

60 mins $ 140

DONT MISS OUT

SKY Phone: 0411 291 988 (No Private no)

Address: shop 2/887 Ann Street, Fortitude Valley

Hello 🙋🏻‍♀️ Gentlemen

My name is Anita 👩🏻 from Thailand

Please check my touring schedule before contacting me to ensure I am in your town/city.

Body2Body Rub /Massage / Relief

⏰ 30 mins - 150 $

⏰ 45 mins - 200 $

⏰ 60 mins - 250 $

👉🏻 FULL SERVICES 👈🏻

⏰ 30 mins - 300 $

⏰ 45 mins - 400 $

⏰ 60 mins - 500 $

OUTCALL

800 $ - hr ( + uber return)

PAYMENT : CASH preferred 💵

money transfer/pay ID available but please no service will be provided until transaction is shown in my account

🌟 CLIENT BOOKING 🌟

Please provide your first name , date , time of day and how long you want to book for.

Text only please, calls will not be answered, I do not have time to answer calls. I may be busy when you text, please be patient I will reply asap. Thank you.

0401 427 430 Anita👩‍🦰

No discounts.

Genuine inquiries only will be answered.

❌📸❌📸❌📸❌📸❌

DO NOT ask for more photos.

All are real photos and have been VERIFIED ‼️

VERIFIED means NO FAKE PHOTOS ‼️

I WON’T WASTE YOUR TIME, please don't waste mine. 🙏🙋🏻‍♀️‼️

‼️PLEASE DO NOT Ask for prices or any information that is already in my ad, please check where I am working. Am I in your town/city, if not please don't message me.

‼️PLEASE DO NOT Try and negotiate my price

‼️PLEASE DO NOT Text me for “text talk”

time wasters will have their numbers blocked

‼️PLEASE DO NOT waste my time

‼️PLEASE message me politely

‼️PLEASE DO NOT contact me on days when

I’m not working/ I have other professional responsibilities as well. I would be very grateful

if you could check my work schedule and work

location before contacting me. Thank you very much for your understanding and consideration.

I will no longer reply to graphic / disrespectful messages!

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥FULL SERVICES INCLUDES ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Passionate touching

Cuddling

Sexy lingerie

Erotic b2b rub

Body slide

Full body rub

Mutual Play

Relief on me

COB ✅ / I DON’T DO COF, CIM ❌

LIP kiss ✅ / DFK (on extra 100$)💋💶

 🚫🚫🚫 RESTRICTION 🚫🚫🚫

❌ NO Filming - Please don’t ask

❌ I don’t do Greek/anal

❌ PSE - I don’t do Porn Star Experience

❌ CIM- Please don’t ask

❌ No natural sex, I only offer safe services

❌ No caller ID will not be accepted

❌ I only see men over 25 years old

❌ NO multiple shots Please do not ask

 I do not offer unprotected natural services and

I don’t do anal

Spoil yourself. Come visit me and enjoy my service.

BE RESPECTFUL remember what you give is what you get.

Anita 0401 427 430 👩🏻👙🙏Thank you 🙏

TEXT ONLY please, calls will not be answered.

💋👠AVAILABLE IN BRISBANE 23RD & 24TH 👠💋.Hello gentlemen I provide an elevated /FULL SERVICE /GFE /PSE experience tailored to your desires — passionate, engaging, and unforgettable. Expect real chemistry, captivating eye contact, and an experience that feels as natural as it is addictive.

All meetings are handled with complete discretion. 💅👠💄💋 FULL SERVICE 30 mins $200- 1 hour - $400 -2 hours -$760 3 hours - $1200

GFE

30 mins – $250. 1 hour – $480 2 hours – $900. 3 hours – 1300

PSE

30 mins – $350- 1 hour –$680-2 hours $1260

3 hours – $1900

💕 Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

Warm, affectionate, and genuine. Think natural chemistry, laughter, soft touches, lingering kisses, and effortless connection. No rush — just enjoying each other’s presence..( multiple shots included)

🔥 Porn Star Experience (PSE)

Confident, playful, and indulgent. A more high-energy experience where we lean into desire, let go of inhibition, and explore a bolder side — always within my clearly defined boundaries. (Multiple shots included)

✨ What You Can Expect

• Impeccable hygiene and presentation

• A respectful, drama-free environment

• Discretion and professionalism at all times

• An experience tailored to your comfort and energy

Every booking is centred around mutual enjoyment, respect, and creating a moment you’ll genuinely want to return .

Frankie Stone - Your Ultimate Lover 

Come and join me for your busty yet petite, slice of sexual heaven. I am everything you dreamt of; embodied in a perfectly sculpted size 8 body, flawlessly designed for your pleasure. Dark chocolate hair, magnificently enhanced & perky E Cups, round & firm peach, tight thighs and abs guaranteed to make your dick hard, not your life..

Save them up boys and be ready to drown me with a hot load. I am a true cum slut; you will never find another me. Truly one of a kind 💕💦

Why wait?! I won’t be this fuckable forever 💦🍆

Incalls hosted at Newstead in a modern discreet apartment. On-site visitor parking, street or short walking distance (150m) 2 hour free parking available at Gasworks

Outcalls are available for bookings of 1 hour or longer to hotels/motels. Private residence outcalls available to acquainted lovers 😏

SMS ONLY - please provide details.. 😉 -

Name/Pseudonym

Service

Date/Time

Offering the afore mentioned details will ensure a timely response 💦🍆

Requests without these details will be ignored.

twitter.com/frankiestonexxx

onlyfans.com/frankiestonexxx

Geisha Mika: 36F size 6 Japanese independent escort service, tantra, Kama Sutra, sex therapy, shiatsu, exotic relaxation and my unique geisha service in Brisbane City CBD. See my web site japanese-tantra-escort.com for full information about me and my services.

In person relaxation service:

Half hour in call: $100

One hour in call: $150

One hour out call: $250 (higher outside Brisbane city)

Extra hours are $150 per hour (half hour $100)

In person intimate service:

Half hour in call: $200

One hour in call: $300

One hour out call: $400 (higher outside Brisbane city)

Extra hours are $300 per hour (half hour $200)

Rates for couples are double the individual rates, tailored to your needs (call for details). You can pay by cash, Beem, PayID or bank transfer/deposit.

You can call or message me by phone or WhatsApp on +61 409 883 383

 Hi Gentleman, I’m Allira,

*PLEASE NOTE: I have a half sleeve + several other small tattoos across my body. These have been edited out purely for privacy reasons.

My incall is located in Bowen Hills.

In order make the booking process as simple and quick as possible, please include the necessary information in your initial message;

Name:

Age:

Booking length:

Time:

GFE:

15 minutes - $250

30 minutes - $300

45 minutes - $350

60 minutes - $400

PSE:

15 minutes - $450

30 minutes - $500

45 minutes - $550

60 minutes - $600

0492 983 289

I DO NOT OFFER OUTCALLS.

💶 CASH ONLY.

🚫 NO TRANSFERS.

🚫 NO BEEMIT.

🚫 NO OUTCALLS

✨ Let’s Get Acquainted ✨

Hi lover,

I’m your cheeky, confident dream with a smooth, Hourglass figure, soft DD curves, and a waist that hugs a perfect size 6 ， I’m playful and flirty with a booty that turns heads — but what truly sets me apart is my ability to make you laugh, listen deeply, and leave you completely at ease.

I offer a passionate, authentic GFE experience — equal parts sensual, sweet, and wild. Whether you’re after soft intimacy or a steamy escape, I’m your perfect mix of elegance and eroticism.

Currently available for:

• Incalls near the CBD (street parking available)
• Outcalls to hotels or private residences

✨ Please note: A deposit is required for new clients. I’m happy to confirm it’s me via FaceTime or photo once you’re ready to proceed 💕

To book quickly, please text me with:

1️⃣ Your preferred time & duration

2️⃣ Whether you’d like incall (CBD) or outcall (hotel/home)

3️⃣ Your preferred payment method to finalise booking

Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.

Price

30/45/60min -------$200/250—300

Included

A shower provided by me (necessary)

DATY

Massage

Lip Kissing

Body sliding

69

 phone number ：0451868679

Outcall

Let's enjoy each other in the comfort of your own home or the luxuriousness of your hotel.

Price

$550/hr

$800/1.5hrs

The cost of transport will be added on top of the above.

hi everyone

my name is Annabelle i am a social media influencer/performer im blonde 21 i am quite the girl next door type 💓

I’m size 8

with natural C cup breasts I have amber eyes and my height is 163cm

I love beautiful lingerie

im very sweet and like to be fair and very smiley and cheeky

come escape and fulfil your most intimate desires with me 😘

OUTCALLS ONLY! at the moment 💖

virtual video services are possible as well ☺️

OVERNIGHT: $5000 for limited time 🤭

protected so where both safe please and Thankyou (:

I want new clients to know that I do not reject bookings based on age, race, disability, body type etc. I do not pick and choose clients, all I ask for is that you are polite and respectful x 

Payment methods accepted: Cash Payid Eftpos Afterpay Available 😘💋

surcharge applies with Eftpos payments💓

my number 0492072687 for inquiry’s prefer texting but can call if you want but may not answer better off texting x

I will be available a couple days a week (:

I most likely will only respond on the days I’m working sorry babes (:

please note: I would like a deposit to secure bookings because some people have been making bookings And not showing up and making my schedule a bit mixed up Thankyou 🥰

I don’t reply to old enquires just send me through another message (:

only fans down below if you want to get freaky!😉

 https://onlyfans.com/pimpsta93

i can do short notice bookings sometimes 😘but prefer pre booked appointments

can do short FaceTimes to confirm I am girl in photos 🌸💗💫

Best way to enquire with me 

Name:

Age: 

Selfie of you: 

Where your located: 

Duration: 

Time: 

Polite, well-written enquiries are prioritised.

My prices speak for themselves- you pay for quality 🩷

Unlike most escorts that are your typical size 6 blonde wanna- be- Brittany bimbo’s, who all have the same high-pitched dumb slut voice and stock standard personalities with little to nothing say or offer, I am definitely not that, I'm not another fake, 

I may be able to put my fist down my throat but trust me my pussy is tight as and I’ll be gripping on your hard!! You can grab more than a hand of my natural size E boobs.

I’m well educated, quick witted, with an addictive personality, which is all topped off with my conversation skills! Yeah I actually have good chat, I’m probably the coolest chick ( just ask me) and Ive got a mad sense of humour and will have you laughing at my stupid (I think I’m funny) jokes in no time (or just awkwardly staring at me) BTW my favourite type of jokes/humour is shock value!! 

Love from Tiffany xox

** I Value my own health and safety therefore I DO NOT HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX**