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Hi darling,
I have natural tits, sexy hot body and I am naughty, meets nice. The good girl with a bad girl streak. I’m very open minded there is nothing that shocks me. A lover of pleasure & not pain.
I Love to please & be pleased! Can’t wait to see what pleasure & naughtiness we can get up too.
A perfect ass and tight pussy, my service is not rushed, I will make u feel comfortable and enjoy a great experience. Xx I Offer Full service Details and pricing bellow.
32yo 💼👄 Fucking n Sucking my way up the Corporate Ladder-now
Climbing the Corporate Ladder - One Cock at a time (sometimes 2) 🍆🍆📈
Your favourite slut next door.. 😈💋
Sneak out on your lunchbreak and come to me for a naughty and secretive rendezvous 🤫🍑👠
Lemme Drain your Balls Corporate Style! 💦 69, facesitting🥧💦
So Horny - its official! - My employer's gave me the boot for being constantly horny at work and distracting other teammates. 😅👠💼
All well. Fuck it! - I'll go independent! 🚀💅
[Contact me ] - Get your Balls Drained! 📞💦
Hey Boss! 👔👩💼
I'm Yeuk here.. reporting for Booty...I mean Duty! 🍑😉
I have taken care of all the office errands and have scheduled your meetings for today. One Before and 2 after lunch. 📅✔️
Don't forget to bring your wife some flowers tonight after work. I am reminding you. It's your anniversary. 💐😇
Here are a few files that you should review today... That's today's agenda. 📂✅
Now... BOSS.. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HEAD..? 👄🍆
Hello, I'm Yeuk. 👋
I love climbing the corporate ladder and for that I'm gonna do whatever it takes. If it requires climbing on some fat hard cocks so be it! 🍆📈💪
Are you asian? - Bet your life I am! - Unlike any asian you have ever been with your entire life! - So read my ad from top to bottom and let it all sink in. 👀🔥
I'm a curvy woman with innate passion for hosiery and sexy formal attire. 👗👠💄
I hope you will cum soon :) - No Pun Intended! 💦😉
Your sexy Asian Secretary, Your Corporate Whore. - Lets sneak around to the back door and you give it to my like never before! 🚪🍑💥
As we sneak into our private corner I squat down wearing my sexy miniskirt and pantyhose and heels. Gently yet firmly grabbing your flaccid cock with my caressing hands and put it straight in to my warm mouth. 👄🍆💋 I wanna feel it growing and getting hard in my mouth! 📈👄 The sensation drives you nuts, makes you roll your eyes and at the same time a wet stain starts to appear on my panty hose due to my dripping wet pussy as we're indulging in our guilty pleasure! 💦😳 During the entire course of blowjob I'll be gently caressing your balls with my fingertips whilst sucking your cock back and forth all the way till I choke DEEP THROAT!! 🍆😮💦 I hope you can handle it baby! - Please don't cum yet. There's time for Round 2 - The Main Course! - INTERCOURSE!! 🍑🔥
As you sit on the couch I bend over in front of you and give you a sexy lap dance and tease show, until you cant take it no more and grab my butt and rip apart my panty-hose from behind and get straight into my pussy with your tongue from behind! 👅🍑 #tonguefuck me!
At this point even i can't take it no more so I grab your cock and guide it into my pussy from behind and we start fucking #doggystyle! 🍆🍑💦 - I'll leave the rest to your imagination!! 🤔😈
Don't waste time. - Book now and enjoy a life changing experience with me ⏳📞✨
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Role Play, Classic Dress-Up - fetish -Pantyhose Stockings! - yes I do it all! 👗👠🧦
You would've never had an Asian consort like me - Guaranteed! 🌟💯
***** Important ***** ⚠️
Session costs and Inclusions + Bookings - Text ME 📲
Please introduce yourself, your required booking times and a brief description of any requests that you may have.. 📝
I'll try my best to respond as promptly as I can when I'm not busy :) ⏱️😊
See you soon.
Yeuk 👋💋
An invitation to exhale, indulge and connect
RELOCATING INTERSTATE AND NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN QUEENSLAND FROM 4TH OCTOBER
WINTER WARMER ADVANCE BOOKING INCENTIVE
OFFERINGS
*Book 1.5-2 hours*
Receive $100 off
*Book 3-4 hours*
Receive $200 off
*Book a Dining Date*
Recieve $200 off
*Book an Overnight*
Receive $1000 off
T&C's
*MUST be mentioned at FIRST MESSAGE
*ADVANCE BOOKING + 25% deposit REQUIRED
*VALID 1st June - 31st August 2026
*VALID only on The Vixen & The Hedonist unless stated above.
*NOT VALID in conjunction with any other offers or on existing bookings
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VIRGIN, FIRST TIMER, KINK/FETISH, COUPLE, QUEER, DISABILITY & NEURODIVERGENT FRIENDLY
Well hi there!
They say blondes have more fun and I’m living, breathing, moaning proof. I’m deliciously oral-obsessed, if you catch my drift, and nothing would please me more than to blow… your mind.
Step through my door and the world outside simply stops existing. You’ll find my silky, creamy curves aching for your touch, thick-lashed blue-green eyes locked on you, and soft, juicy lips ready to take your breath away. My D-cup breasts with their pert nipples and my perfectly spankable ass are just waiting to be unwrapped.
Being with me is like diving into one of those “choose your own adventure” stories, except you pick the fantasy, and I deliver the ending. Do you want the sweet, sensual girlfriend experience? Or the sultry, unapologetic hedonist who’s ready to play where almost anything goes?
The choice is yours… so tell me, which are you choosing?
INCALL RATES
THE SWEETHEART
30min $400
60min $500
90min $700
2 hrs $900
Add hrs $300
THE VIXEN
30min $500
60mins $700
90mins $1000
2hrs $1200
Add hrs $400
THE HEDONIST *New & Improved*
30min $600
60min $900
90min $1200
2 hrs $1600
Add hrs $500
LONGER DATE PACKAGES CAN BE FOUND ON MY WEBSITE
https://msha.ke/imogengreene/
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LOCATION & AVAILABILITY:
I'm available 7 days a week mostly by appointment but can occasionally be available last minute.
Mon-Thur 9am-10pm*,
Fri - Sat 9am-11pm*
Sun 10am-10pm*
I host from a discreet stylish Apartment in TENERIFFE, BRISBANE.
*Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings. Between the hours of 11pm-9am may incur an additional fee for last minute bookings.
BOOKING ETIQUETTE:
TEXT or EMAIL ONLY
Remember, first impressions count, so please be a gentleman when inquiring and include the following information along with a little about yourself.
- Your name
- City you're inquiring for
- Booking type (e.g. The Vixen )
- Date & Time
- How Long
- Any Requests
- Your Best pun or dad joke
SOCIALS: (Dont enquire here)
X: theImogenGreene
Bluesky: TheImogenGreene
Telegram: Dateimogengreene
DEPOSIT REQUIRED:
A deposit is required at the time of booking to secure all bookings. (unless by prior discussion). Until received, your desired date and time remains open to being secured by another.
Methods of payment:
• Beem app (best for same day bookings)
• ATM deposit (Westpac/Commbank)
• Bank transfer
• Prepaid Visa
Remaining payment in cash upon arrival ( unless another payment method is agreed upon prior to arrival)
Let's escape together
Imogen x
Married men are my specialty 😘
Hello handsome, needing some attention?
Call me Cherry!
Sometimes I'm a little too horny/worked up for my own good and love to indulge in satisfying hard-working, genuine men craving a quick fix during the day instead of doing multi hour sessions. If you're married, engaged or have a gf, I don't care - in fact I find it pretty fucking hot. I fucking love this job!
Let me distract you and leave you well sucked and/or fucked!
5’2
98cm/78cm/111cm
Some tattoos
Brisbane born & raised
Bring your enthusiasm and your manners!
Treat me well and I'll treat you even better babe.
NEWSTEAD INCALL | NO OUTCALLS | NO COUPLES | AVAILABLE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT
Cash or Beem only
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RATES (NO UNPROTECTED INTERCOURSE)
DINE AND DASH:
Pussy eating only (married men are usually the best eaters...)
Light fingering
Activewear or underwear
Lay me back then make out with my juicy, chubby pussy until I cum
Jerk yourself off over my tits
20min $200
Add $50 if you get so worked up you have to quickly fuck me (protected)
XXX DE-LOAD
Bbb.j (subject to hygiene/health check)
Deepthroat/light throat-fuck
Test my gag reflex (if you're good)
Light kissing
Spanish/BLS
Play with my tits then blow your load over them
15min $200 | 20min $250
EXTRAS:
Mouth finish +$50
Mouth finish w/s.wallow +$100
STANDARD FULL SERVICE
Covered b/j
Handjob
Light kissing
Gentle pussy rubbing
PROTECTED sex
One shot
15min $200 | 30min $250 | 45min $350 | 1 hour $450
EXTRAS:
Bbb.j + $100
XXXTRA FERAL
Bbb.j
Deepthroat + throat fucking
Passionate kissing
Titty-fuck
Pussy eating
Rimming on me
Light spanking
Multiple orgasms (can you keep up?)
PROTECTED sex
15min $300 | 30min $400 | 45min $500 | 1 hour $600
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TO BOOK:
Please introduce yourself -
Name + age
Type of booking + how long
Preferred day/time
Favourite guilty pleasure movie
Incomplete sentences, missing info or “hey babe” won’t guarantee a reply
0478876608
TEXT OR WHATSAPP
I DO NOT ANSWER CALLS
+++
NO NAT $EX - I will rip you apart if you ask for C1P you gronk
No drunkenness or similarly negative behaviours
No roughness/rudeness
No couples
Health checks always
I will terminate bookings should I feel unsafe or uncomfortable with no refund
💋New, Passionate, Extremely Sexy and Highly skilled 💋
Hi Gentlemen,
It’s Yumiko I'm 26yo Japanese. I work as a professional with real good no rush service. I do enjoy my job so I take great care of my customers and make sure they are satisfied.
I'm a Natural D cup which I'm very proud of. I have beautiful dark silk hair which smells relish. I'm sexy and very horny in bed too. It's better if u come see me in person as I've been told I look more stunning in real life. so book me ASAP to avoid disappointments as I'm only touring.
My easy going, happy and fun-loving personality is enough to put you at ease. There will be stimulating conversation and bubbly laughter that quickly turn to soft moans at your touch.
I aim to provide a consistently high-quality girlfriend experience that is focused on mutual pleasure, sensuality, and mutual satisfaction. My services range from erotic relaxation. Do let me know if you would like anything specific and I will strive to make it happen for you but please be aware that I respect my health and so should you.
I will take you on an exciting adventure, and then return you safely to your reality with a smile on your face.
Remedial Body Rub
$50 - 30mins
$60 - 45mins
$75 - 60mins
Sensual body rub with happy ending
$100 - 30mins
$130 - 60mins
Text or call for more services.
Love Yumiko❤
0417 534 781
Great titties, intimate pleasure!! Throat GOAT!
Hi, I'm Jessie, a Aussie country girl.
I like to have a lot of fun in my services. I provide all experiences ranging from girlfriend to extreme porn star and soft bdsm. I am the adventure you didn’t know you needed! Absolute throat goat!
I cater for all clients with varying needs want and specific requirements.
Couples looking to explore are also
For services I provide, please see full list in the RATES section.
Incall only at Chermside.
Recommend pre booking so you don’t miss this great opportunity!!
* text only please *
no email communication please
Health certificate verified!
Beem, PayID and EFT available.
Brit
Your favourite blonde gal. Text me for some fun 😘
Indian babe, . Mutual Play PORNSTAR, BIG ASS big lady, satisfy your desires, being your part time girlfriend,
I am who you have been searching for! I am outgoing, down to earth, intelligent, elegant, and all around a fun time!
I love meeting new people and getting the most out of life!
I'm a very discreet independent and a lovable with an amazing personality you won't forget.
My goal is satisfying your every desire.
I am more than just eye-candy! I'm a sexy and intelligent woman that can hold a deep and intellectual conversation.
If you are looking for an unforgettable evening, then give me a call or a text.
Genuine Selfies Young girl, natural tits, 😘❤️good services GFE, waiting for you😘
Hi guys, 😘
My name is Nina, 22 year old, sexy body, natural big tits with long hair and always have a smile on my face.
I will always make sure that you are comfortable and relaxed! ✨
I'm sure that you are dreaming of finding an unforgettable experience so let me assure you that you have found the girl of your dreams!
Definitely, I also provide some extra services, u can call or message me to enquiry. By the way, I hope that u can understand safe for both of us is
also my first responsibility.❤️
Incall rate:🎈
$100-15mins
$150-30mins
$200-45mins
$250-60mins
Nude massage with bj/hj: $130/30mins, $200/hr
Outcall is also available from $400/hr
Now, u can contact me on: 0422 400 255☎️
💋New In Town 💋Professional Qualified Nuru massage girl
0488428862 / Luna
pls message me for booking
Hello everyone, I'm Luna. I'm a lively and energetic woman with a cheerful personality. Although I'm mature, I also enjoy having fun. While I provide services, my aim is to offer an experience akin to having a girlfriend. In the current economic climate, everyone feels a great deal of pressure, but it's important to relax and adjust our mindset in certain situations. With my massage certification, I can help relax every inch of your body and muscles, lifting your spirits. I hope that after trying my services, I can bring joy into your life.
Professional Qualified Nuru Massage
(Including Relief)
$200for 30mins
$250 for 45mins
$300 for 60mins
l offer real NURU gel massage,use hot water mix nuru gel put in the bowl,u lie belly down on the WATERPROOF bed,l am on ur back slide from ur neck to toes,then u turn over,l use my pussy slide from ur chest to ur dicks and legs and grind them.over and over again. ln the end we have sex on the WATERPROOF bed, come try baby. dont miss out.
GFE Full service incall:
$150 for 30mins
$200 for 45mins
$250 for 60mins
Outcall from $500 have to pay uber fees
Looking forward to seeing you soon.
Luna
👄Tight grips💋 Gorgeous ❥___Juicy Pussy ❥___Down to Earth💦You'll never Forget❁ True fantasy
Hi there,21yo. Top model Angel face. I’m Miranda
I'm a very naughty girl. Promise won't let you down. With me, you can be guaranteed that you and I will have a truly unforgettable, relaxing and pleasurable escort encounter. I promise that you will never, ever feel rushed or hurried either.
You will love the smell and touch of my soft skin. My model looks and my willing nature is a true fantasy date for discerning gentleman.
My Service:
Mutual Masturbation
Naughty role play
Dirty talk
Oral sex
All sexual positions
Girlfriend experience
and much more…
Call me for a booking so I can be ready for you or just send a message so I can return your call shortly.
In Call
$120.00 for 15 min
$150.00 for 30 min
$250.00 for 1 hour shower together
Outcall starts from $450 per hour, overnight special offer.
No private numbers. Only Cash Accepted.
☎ 0421095074
Indian SEXY GREAT girl body, natural YOUNG babe❤️❤️❤️STUNNING YOUNG & MODEL BODY
Please call me! Once I get your calls, I will text you back because my mobile has problems, I can receive texts only after you call me.
Good, or good at it, I am a master of seduction I'm offering many types of luxuries for our private occasion together; I will give you all the attention you deserve.
I truly adore flirting and entertaining, you will experience how a true girlfriend should treat you with plenty of pampering, affectionate kissing, and many more carnal delights you can view in my experience section.
I have an extremely action-packed lifestyle, between my work, university, personal life, and training to keep myself in top shape for my lovers. ❤
My experience is all-inclusive, I do offer a few extra treats if you looking to take a walk on the wild side! Before making a booking take a look through what I offer choose what you think you would like to share with me and let me know when making the first contact.
🎀DOLL SERVICE🎀PETITE PERFECT 💎 CUTIE 🔥DONT MISS OUT
INDEPENDENT GIRL! ! Hello love, my name is Janes, I just arrived and I am very HOT and I want top SEX. I am a young, educated, affectionate, kinky, very horny and hot, vicious, cool girl, I offer you several services, in which you can enjoy good sex! Brunette, good tits and beautiful curves., various positions, expert in join with you unforgettable moment …
😍Sexy PARTY girl, good services,try never forget,coming
Hi gentleman, 😍
My name is Betty, 23 yo body size 7, Nat tits, i am independent and no rush no time wasting because i want u come back again . I offer u an unexperienced good service and full GFE you will definitely enjoy with me
Booking: 0450 608 218😍
I have a warm, friendly personality and i have a real passion for sex . I take pride in my appearance and always like to look my best
My full service including
Cuddling and touching
Sexy Lingerie
Teasing
Full body rub
Girlfriend
My charge:
$100/ 15min
$150/ 30min
$200/ 45min
$250/ 60min
Sensual/nude massage with happy ending:
$130/30mins, $200/hr
Text or call: 0450 608 218☎️😍
❤️In / Outcall Passionate discreet Japanese girl, Natural Soft Boobs, hot body ❤️enjoy GFE!🎈✨
Hi Darling, 💕
My name is Dania, I’m 21 years old and originally from Japan.
I have a slim, elegant figure, long legs, natural beauty, and a soft, genuine smile that will instantly put you at ease. ✨
I’m warm, friendly, and easy to connect with — whether you’re looking for relaxing company, playful energy, or something a little more intimate and unforgettable.
I truly enjoy creating a comfortable, welcoming experience where you can unwind, feel appreciated, and indulge in quality time together. 💋
If you’re a kind, respectful gentleman who appreciates a classy yet fun companion, I would love to meet you.
Services available:😘
Relaxation, sensual massage, Sex, Bj, 69, different position, intimate companionship, body-to-body, cuddles, and more — tailored to your mood and desires. 💕
Rates:
15 mins – $100
30 mins – $150
45 mins – $200
60 mins – $250
Nude massage:
30 mins – $130
60 mins – $200
Outcall: from $400/hr
☎️ 0415 183 584
just want you to have a good times😜🌹
Are you looking for a good time?🥳🥳🥳
I do personal service for tuition and to bring you happiness.
🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now: 0478 109 858
-I have natural breasts, I will provide you with an intimate girlfriend service, lick every corner of your body and your sexy banana! There are two pink petals deep in my thighs, I am waiting to take your breath and insert one by one! I hope to have the opportunity to serve you, I promise to make you feel at the top of the world, come and enjoy! I'm so horny now.
-Price:
Massage with happy ending
30 mins - $70
45 mins - $100
60 mins - $120
Full service with massage:
30 mins - $120
45 mins - $150
60 mins - $200
😄🤪😘**** Lots more to be discussed
-With hand relief I can do prostate massage, tickle balls, and slowly stimulate your cock. You will love these services very much.😜🌹
- Let me strip you down and slather you in oil rub my hand all over yours and you can let your hands wander while I loosen you up for a nice long session. Once I'm all worked up and feeling wet, I'll turn you over and grease your front, and we'll talk about working that last stubborn bit of tension out with my “secret techniques”, have great rates, and you won't want to leave!
-Sometimes a break is what you need🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
I work in 627 Logan Road, Greenslopes QLD 4120
- Near KFC, Sushi Train, Liquor Legends, Chatsworth Road.
*** Come and get what you really want ***🥳
Lots more services to be discussed with extra cost
🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now: 0478 109 858
Out/Incall PRIVATE Good Sexy GFE, 😍$100/15mins, good to enjoy it, unrushed
Come with me!!!!💋
I’m Jessica, 24 y/o, a beautiful lady With a killer body and natural breasts to die form and a water tank pussy.💋
I am known to be quite passionate and seductive, but also have a sweet, shy side to me at the same time.
I am good natured, well mannered, and love to have fun
When you need to remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and will comfort you to the utmost. Let me spoil you during our sessions.
You will definitely enjoy your time with me. You’ll find me to be sweet, funny and seductive behind closed doors.
Our time will be completely private, un-rushed and confidential. I cannot wait!
Let me be your dream girl and invite you to an erotic journey here with me.
Service List (some of them need extra) :💋
Sexy lingerie with stocking
Good Relief
Relief on me
Body to body oil Rub
Full services rate:
$100/15mins❤️
$150/30mins❤️
$200/45mins❤️
$250/60mins❤️
Body rub with relief : $130-30mins, $200-60mins
Outcall start from: $400/hr
0451 382 806☎️❤️❤️
NYMPHO SLUT ! -RiDe Your COCK in Reverse-NON STOP HARDCORE FUCK EMPTY YOUR BALLS !!! Available Now 1St Time In Town !! PARTY Natural Creampie IN/OUT CALL Hello Gentleman!
Hi guys I m RUBY
Come and check me out now!!!!!!
No bullshit no fake here ! All my photos are 100% real !
Don't waste my time or yours asking agian !!
What a FUCKING Nice VAGINA I have
I'm a very tiny girl with cup D, 5'2 inch, size 7, I'm from Korean
Yes gentlemen that is what it is a beautiful VAGINA for hire and I get lot of customers who want to hire it
Some days I can barely walk after a night of banging with all sorts of cocks big and small.
But baby I love it There is nothing better than hearing you knock on my door and I open it and look down to see your hard cock making little tent in your pants.
You rush in tearing at my clothes first you look at my beautiful firm tits then your eyes wander down to my throbbing pussy
I love that as much as the money you pay to fuck me.
Baby I get all sorts ;
Then there are those lovely boys who are shy and don't want to take their pants off so I have to rip them off for them
Then there are some rough fuckers who want to slap me and fuck me like they are riding a horse in the Melbourne Cup
Then there is the one who wants to make love and seduce me
My favourites want a beautiful full service experience with beautiful and passionate seductive stuff like cuddling hugging and everything else a girlfriend does
Whatever you are I will give you the ride of your life
Price for In call
STANDARD FULL SERVICE
20 minutes $120
30 minutes $150
45 minutes $200
60 minutes $250
60MIN OR MORE UNLIMITED CUMS Completely empty balls!
TILL YOU BLOW DUST!!!
Other areas by negotiation
Dragon Service Extra's Package
EXTRAS
bbj &cim $50
Nat sex $150
Goldn shower on you $30
Other areas by negotiation
Text or phone
RUBY
0481 900 030
I Need Powerful Fucker to Fuck My Tight Pussy & Tigher ASS and Fill my holes with JIZZZZZZZ!!!!
Hello Gentleman!
Its here, I am here to show you what a real woman looks like.Daisy
I’m adorable, sweet, playful and alluring. I am the perfect girl next door! With my bubbly personality and eager demeanour, you’ll be head over heels from the moment you lay eyes on me!
If you want to relax, have pleasure, and enjoy a warm and affectionate woman, I will be your best choice. My tight tiny body awaits your touch and would love to get to know what pleases you.
I am extremely committed with your comfort so I will always present myself fresh, clean and with a sexy lingerie set and high heels.
I have a natural love for all things sexual - passion, sensuality and that naughty, wild side that we will find between the sheets. This makes for our time to be a kind of kinky girlfriend experience, or wherever the wind takes us on the day, as l like to say...
I don’t have a set routine and prefer to let our time together flow. I would prefer to get to know you and explore your sexuality, so I can put you at ease and take you to a heightened state of arousal. I’d love to make you laugh, take your mind away from your daily and mundane routine and offer you all the attention you can possibly handle! Believe me, my alluring brown eyes will be fixed just on you and once you walk through my door, you’ll leave the world behind, only to return a happier gentleman. It is our little secret...
I Got all the fucking services you can dream of. Your quest for ultimate Ball Draining Escort ends here. Period!
I prefer my services tailored to every client personally, For reference though I have listed the services I offer in our time together, below..
MY SERVICE LIST
anything not on listed just ask and I might be able to do xx
Full Service
Kissing (Of course!)
B.BBJ
C.IM
N.atural oral on me and you ;)
Erotic massage
COB
Toy play
Gagging/ Deep throat
LIGHT BDSM ( Light hair pulling, light spanking, dirty talk etc)
Dress up/ Fantasy
Shower together
Multiple positions
Multiple shots
Mutual Masturbation
R.imming on me
Full services :
150/30mins
200/45mins
250/60mins
extras
natural suck dick $50
natutral fuck $100
natural anal $250
anal with condom $100
OUT CALL
$450/per hr +taxi
Extra/Upgrades available ,text for details
Can’t wait to hear from you!
.....
Call or text 0468 725 072 Daisy
👅💦 FORTY & FUCKIN’ FERAL – this cougar’ll swallow ur cock whole n’ burp up ur soul, u been warned 😈🔥
so here’s the thing, lover boy. name’s Fanny. 40. yeah u heard me. four-fuckin’-zero n’ i still ride dick like i’m tryna break a bronco 🐎💥. got a mouth that’d make a truckie blush n’ a cunt that grips like a wet fist 👊💧. i ain’t no soft milfy princess, i’m the slag next door who’ll suck ur brains out through ur balls n’ then ask “that all ya got?” with a smirk 😏.
— ★ —
lemme tell u bout last Thursday. doorbell goes. ding-dong, it’s the AusPost postie. cute lil’ hi-vis, shorts, beard. he’s holdin’ a box like a dork n’ goes “parcel that needs signing for, love.” i open the door in my robe – tits barely covered, nips hard from the fuckin’ chill (it’s bloody July mate) 🥶. i see his eyes drop. poor thing.
i bend over to sign his scanner. real slow. robe gapes wide open. no undies. my wet cunt just starin’ at him like a glazed donut 🍩💦. he drops the scanner. clatter. “you—uh—you doin’ that on purpose?” his voice all squeaky. i just bite my lip n’ let the robe fall right off. tits out, forty-year-old slut on display, belly n’ thighs n’ all this ripe fuckin’ flesh 🍑.
he’s on his knees before i even blink. face buried in me like a man findin’ water in the desert 👅🌊. tongue flickin’ my clit till my knees buckle, i’m pullin’ his hair, moanin’ “fuck me, postman pat, deliver that tongue.” he eats me out so sloppy i nearly gush all over his Australia Post beanie 🧢💦. then i drag him up, shove him onto my couch, n’ i fish a rubber outta his pocket. roll it on his cock with my mouth. teeth n’ all 😬🍆. then i climb on reverse cowgirl, arse jigglin’ in his face, n’ ride him into the fuckin’ cushions 🛋️💥. gruntin’ like a whore in heat. his work phone buzzes – supervisor. he picks up, “yeah nah, big run today, still doin’ the delivery.” STILL FUCKIN’ ME. i’m creamin’ all over his balls, cunt milkin’ him dry, came twice before he finally pulls out, rips the rubber off n’ paints my tits with his load 🎨💦. parcel still unopened on the floor. Post mail can wait.
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see? i’m the kinda 40-year-old who fucks like she’s tryna pay rent 💸. i’ll whisper filthy shit in ur ear that’ll make u cum so hard u forget ur own fuckin’ name 🫠. wanna be my next little accident? u text me somethin’ obscene – one sentence, straight filth. makes my clit tingle? u get directions. if not? go bash one out in the shower, champ 🚿🍆. ur loss.
i ain’t chasin’. u want this sloppy, tight, motor-mouthed milf cougar pussy? ya know where the button is.
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💰 THE BORING MONEY SHIT 💰
cash in hand, or PAYID – instant transfer ONLY. delayed n’ pending bullshit? nah fuck that. i don’t play banker, i play with dicks 🖕🏼. money first. play after. no exceptions, sweetheart 😘
📲 TEXT ONLY. don’t bloody call me – i’m prolly busy gettin’ railed into next week by some other lucky prick. i’ll hit u back when i’m free n’ moist ✨
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— Fanny 👅💋🔥
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