Holland Park Escorts and Adult Services

I am Jane

I have notice that a lot of girls are not genuine even they have the verified photos online. I give you this word. If my pics are fake. Fake for free service! Just give me a chance! Won’t let you down!!🍒

I am 28yo..i have been told that I am sexy and beautiful .. come and we can do the best day you will never forget me and always feel welcome and happy. I care about your happiness and satisfaction. And always take it very slow and make sure you relax and and fulfill your needs. 

My service includes: 

- Sensual erotic 

- Body slides, sexy hand relief 

- Passionate, intimate touching and cuddling 

- Variety of positions, Multiple shots 

- Sexy relief

-deep French kissing lip kissing 😽

-school uniform / stockings / high heels/ sexy lingerie 👠

-prostate massage

-threesomes ( mmf)—extra pay

-multiple cum from 30mins session

price for incall (no rushed service from me!)

（full GFE service. Including 69 different portions multiple cums from 30mins. Bj and condomsex!😽😽)

15mins $100

20mins $120

30 mins $150( you can have two shots)

45 mins $200(you can have two shots)

60 mins $250(you can have multiple shots)

Extras: 

Backdoor 100(sexy A-nal)

for more information about extra services! Please text me to confirm!👠

 - I can provide everything as u want it! Msg me to talk about details!’

(Outcall: $450 + transportation fee) 

it is negotiable if you are close by!!👠

I am sure that I am the girl you are after and willing to come back multiple times! See for yourself! Satisfy all your need and desire with the wonderful full girlfriend experience service. I will treat you like your real girlfriend.

Call me or text me at 0451423981

(If I miss ur call. I will contact you asap! Don’t be shy! Just give me a call. Want to know ur voice as well!! Message me is even better 💋

 ❤️ No private number

🧡 No naked pics. You can ask for proof pics

💜100 percent genuine and discreet

Looking fwd to meeting you.xxoo

l am 100% real in my proile pictures. lf fake, free service.

I am 27-Year-Old Asian girl seeking genuine connections

Greetings, lovely souls!

pls text to make booking:0439619183

I’m Julia, a vibrant and sophisticated 27-year-old with a passion for life’s finer pleasures. Whether it’s my artistry in the culinary world or my warm, nurturing spirit, I take pride in curating bespoke, unforgettable experiences. My goal is to create a space where you feel entirely at ease, as if reconnecting with a cherished companion.

As a petite woman with captivating charm and confidence, I specialize in fostering connections that blend intimacy with genuine warmth. Together, we can craft moments that feel effortless, authentic, and truly unforgettable.

Are you yearning for a connection where affection, comfort, and passion seamlessly intertwine? A message is all it takes to turn that longing into reality.

l offer real NURU gel massage,use hot water mix nuru gel put in the bowl,u lie belly down on the WATERPROOF bed,l am on ur back slide from ur neck to toes,then u turn over,l use my pussy slide from ur chest to ur dicks and legs and grind them.over and over again. ln the end we have sex on the WATERPROOF bed, come try baby. dont miss out. …

Incall: 200/30mins, 300/60mins

My dragon is hot and cold watertemperate swirling in my mouth from your neck to toes to penis with deep throat 360 degree natural oral...

Incall: 500/60mins

Let’s make this a delightful journey to remember.

Warmly,

Julia xx

0421 362 967

Hi Handsome,

My name is Tiffany! I can't wait to see you soon for a one of a kind adventure. As much as I love the finer things in life, I am known to be very down to earth and appreciate tranquility. A night with me means we could end up painting the town red, or in bed cuddling the night away! I love going with the flow and enjoying each other's company. I hope that I get to see you soon, text me cutie!

Girl Friend Experience (GFE)

Kissing

Cunnilingus

Cum on body (COB)

Erotic massage

Srtriptease

Washing in the shower

Strapon

Golden shower (For Men)

Domination

DeepThroat

Dirty Talk

Spanish (Titty Job)

Porn Star Experience (PSE)

Oral without condom

Cum in mouth (CIM)

Cum in face (CIF)

Rimming (Anilingus)

Anal sex

Natural Sex

Face Fuck

Spanking

Incall (GFE)

30 minutes rate: $150

45 minutes rate: $200

1 hour rate: $250

Outcall

Hour-$400

Please feel free to contact me at any time so we can figure out when we can get together.

0421 362 967

Location: Cannon Hill

Text only: 0483 206 770

Connoisseurs of curvy, fit & feminine women...let's have fun! Hi, I'm Brianna. I stand at a petite 5'2 with curves in all the right places. My luscious long red hair skims the tops of my ample DD's that are perky and super responsive, my little waist meeting a curvy, firm, round ass. Think hourglass - fit, firm and feminine. My porcelain skin is soft to touch. I enjoy lots of eye contact at all the right moments with my bright blue eyes. You will find me perfectly manicured head to toe, but don't let my impeccable presentation fool you, I enjoy getting down and dirty 😈😉

Let's explore and bring your desires to life!

I'm a decadent mix of sinful and sweet. Naturally sensual and seductive, with a slutty side. I'm playful, genuine, intelligent, professional, friendly, fun, attentive and discreet.

I offer a variety of services. Message for service information.

I host from Cannon Hill (about 7km from the Brisbane CBD) from a private residence that is discreet, clean, comfortable & climate controlled. Ample free street parking available.

Text 0483 206 770 for service information and rates. NO calls, text only. Manners go a long way when making contact and polite gentlemen will be given priority.

Until we meet,

Brianna 💋

TikTok: missdomina0

OnlyFANS: missdominaaus

Beem: missdomina

PayID: [email protected]

Friendly, sexy Asian Ladyboy. Slim tight and feminine body with a tight butt. Always horny with a hard beautiful cock. Lingerie and toys turns me on.I have an open mind and can do anything. I get hot when I dance for you I don't waste time, my prices are reasonable . Call me text me : 0449 622 169

🥰 Hello Babe❤️

Relax, unwind, and enjoy a refreshing massage experience with our friendly professional therapists 💆‍♀️

✨ Available Every Day ✨

🌿 Deep Tissue Massage

🌿 Relaxing Full Body Massage

🌿 Coconut Oil Massage

🌿 Stress Relief & Muscle Relaxation

💰 Massage Prices

30 mins — $60

45 mins — $70

60 mins — $80

Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush 💰

30 mins — $110

45 mins — $130

60 mins — $150

⭐ Comfortable rooms

❄️ Air-conditioned environment

🚿 Hot shower available

🚗 Plenty of free parking

💳 EFTPOS available (surcharge applies)

💵 Cash welcome

🚶 Walk-ins welcome — no appointment needed!

📍 Our Locations:

🌸 Mimi Asian Massage — Nerang

Shop 5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211

0451 882 369

🌸 Nana's Massage Therapist — Gaythorne

438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051

0420 445 886

🌸 ViVi Day Spa Massage — Hendra

327 Nudgee Road, Hendra Queensland 4011, Australia

(Entrance at the back of the building)

0414 400 794

🌸 Delightful Day Spa — Stones Corner

7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120, Australia

0478 291 071

🌸 Dream Day Spa Massage — Cannon Hill

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

0405 358 688

🌸 VIP Magic Massage — Nundah

1163 Sandgate Road, Nundah QLD 4012

0411 168 683

🌸 Rocklea Magic Massage — Rocklea

3 Bale Street, Rocklea QLD 4106

0416 362 980

🌸 YinYang Massage — Wacol

6/16 Wacol Station Road, Wacol QLD 4076

0431 919 009

🌸 Deluxe Massage — Kingston

24A Horton Street, Kingston QLD 4114

0430 578 781

⏰ Open every day

7:30am — 10:00pm (including public holidays)

Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a wonderful massage experience with us 🥰

See you soon ❤️

🥰 Hello Babe 😘

Come and experience an electrifying Sensual touch..

New Young Pretty Asian Girls every day ! 😍

Deep tissue and Relaxing full body Coconut Oil Massage 

$60/30min

$70/45min

$80/hr

Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush ..

$110/30min

$130/45min

$150/hr

Air conditioning very nice Hot water shower and lots of free parking

WALK IN WELCOME  no appointment necessary 

CASH is the best Eftpos Also available but plus surcharge 

🥰 Tips are always welcome babe xoxo 🥰

Address : 

Shop 1: Nerang

Shop 5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211

Mimi Asian Massage Nerang Gold Coast

Phone : 0451 882 369

Shop 2 : Gaythorne

Please using the “Apple Map” Search the shop name for come here , u will easily find me ;)

438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051

Nana's Massage Therapist Gaythorne

Phone : 0420 445 886

Shop 3 : Hendra

3/327 Nudgee Rd, Hendra QLD 4011

Hend Magic Massage Hendra

( Was Vivi Day Spa Massage Hendra )

- ( BACK DOOR entry only )

Phone : 0414 400 794

Shop 4 : Stones Corner 

7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120

Delightful Day Spa Stones Corner 

Stones Corner

Phone: 0478 291 071

Shop 5 : Cannon Hill 

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

Dream day spa Massage Cannon Hill

Phone : 0405 358 688

- Corner of Muir Street, opposite of Chemist Warehouse, front Street free parking and back door free parking 

- Near All 4 Fitness, next to Good Food Chinese take away 

Shop 7 : Rocklea 

3 Bale Street Rocklea QLD 4106

Rocklea Magic Massage Rocklea

Phone : 0416 362 980

Shop 8 : Wacol 

6/16 Wacol Station Road Wacol QLD 4076

YinYang Massage Wacol QLD 4076

Phone 0416 465 684

Shop 9 : Kingston 

24A Horton street Kingston QLD 4114

Deluxe Massage Kingston

Phone : 0430 578 781

All shops Open 7:30am - 10pm every day even Public Holidays 🥰

Looking forward to seeing you soon babe xoxo 🥰❤️💋

Hey Babe. First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile.

When meeting me, you will know  I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes.

My services list:

Passionate  kissing Sex massage

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Fire & Ice relief

Snow balling

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Double handed hand-job

Shower together

😊My full service rates are

$150 - 30mins

$200 - 45mins

$250 - 60mins.

The Diamond PSE Include (Addtional cost)

Natura.Sex

Anal sex

Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J and many.

Don't be shy. Book now.  Plz txt 

Look Forward to seeing you.

Babe. Welcome to our profile. We are 2 girls. Beautiful, Amazing service. never waste ur time. promise have good service. If U Don't Come . Ur Loss. U can choose 1 or 2 girls. Up to you. 

100% girlfriend experience with wonderful 5-star services. pretty gorgeous angelic face and natural soft big boobs , hot fleshy lips, big smile, silky long hair, smooth soft fair skin, slender legs, tight pussy, wonderful ass, a feminine, intelligent, attractive, sexy.

Full services: Shower together, relief with condom, condom sex and full body slide body rub, Cuddling and Touching, Sexy Lingerie stocking, Variety of Positions. And So on.

❤️Each Girl : Incall Full service rates

Condom Sex~

30mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

😍 If u want 2 girls. Double rates.

🚖outcall At least one hr $500 each girl. Depends on

⭐some service pay extra :

Natural Oral

Cum in mouth

Rimming And many.

📱 Don’t hesitate to contact us anytime babe , we are waiting for you . Plz txt

We can be your VIP companion..

Hi gentlemen!

If you are looking for a sweet-casual encounter with a twist of girlfriend experience, then I guess the search is over, you are on the right page.

My name is Hannah , your 23 yo escort. I am a girl who was raised with class, passion, and etiquette. I’m up for almost anything- dates, companions, deep and intellectual conversations which I find interesting because I love feeding my mind through sharing and listening to stories from people. I am your sweetheart who can help you fulfill your unbridled sexual fantasies while keeping them private. I’ll let you undress me and let my alluring body find out the hidden lust in you and turn it into liquid or burst into flames. My enchanting eyes and luscious lips will leave a little sparkle wherever you go.

I can be the escape from the mundane you crave, the release you desire or the adoration you deserve, either way I’ll make sure our experience together will be replaying on your mind long after we’ve parted, leaving you forever wanting more...

I love to make a genuine connection with those who I meet and will always prefer and find it easiest to build this chemistry with quality gentlemen. I appreciate being contacted by a man who knows how to indulge in himself and am grateful that you’ve taken time out of your busy day to do so.

Every encounter with me is an invitation to embrace pleasure and authenticity.

My passion as a companion has always been a main pillar in my life but at the moment I am not available all the time and rarely last minute as I have another thriving business.

Contact me last minute to check but consider contacting me in advance if you can.

Hannah xoxo 0468 859 134

Incall Price 

$130 20mins 

$180-30 min 

$280-60 min 

outcall 

 From $450 / 1hour + uber

Hannah xoxo 0468 859 134

Private house massage : Nuru B2B nude sensual massage full options

We offer sexy ladies and Lady boy, good experience and good service. International girls Thailand, Cambodia, Australia, Singapore.

Roster 28 Sep - 4 Oct 2026

💛Happy Monday💛28/09

Janny Cambodia 9.30 a.m. till 7 p.m. size 8 very good massage

Julie Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. size 8 good experience

Ladyboy

New Cindy Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. good experience

Roxy Singapore 9.30 a.m. till late

🩷Happy Tuesday🩷29/09

Daisy Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 7 p.m. good experience

Julie Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. good experience

Ladyboy

Angela Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 7 p.m. good experience

New Cindy Thailand good experience

💚Happy Wednesday💚30/09

Summer Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 6 p.m. good experience

Julie Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. good experience

Ladyboy

Roxy Singapore 9.30 a.m. till late

New Cindy Thailand good experience

🧡Happy Thursday🧡01/10

New Ann Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. very good massage

Sabina Taiwan 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. very good service

Lady boy

New Cindy Thailand good experience

Roxy Singapore 9.30 a.m. till late

🩵Happy Friday🩵02/10

Helena Cambodia 9.30 a.m. till 7 p.m. very good massage

Ann Thailand 9.30 a.m. till late very good massage

Lady boy

New Cindy Thailand

Cha Cha Thailand

💜Happy Saturday 💜03/10

New Ann Thailand 9.30 a.m. till late very good massage

Lady boy

New Cindy Thailand good experience

Roxy Singapore 9.30 a.m. till late

❤️Happy Sunday❤️04/10

New Ann Thailand 9.30 a.m. till late good massage

New Julie Thailand 9.30 a.m. till 9 p.m. good experience

Lady boy

New Cindy Thailand good experience

Roxy Singapore 9.30 a.m. till late

Please Check and Update roster with the team staffs. Thank you

Welcome to your personal oasis of peace and relaxation.

Here, we are dedicated to soothing your stress and enhancing your overall well-being.

Experience the healing touch of our skilled masseuses, who specialize in relieving tension and rejuvenating your body. Our tranquil environment is thoughtfully designed to provide you with the utmost comfort and relaxation.

Available all type of Massage

- B2B

- lingam and prostate massage

- Nuru massage + Free Nuru gel

- Warm Oil Massage

- Relaxation massage 

- Deep tissue massage 

- More 

We are offer good price

Relaxation full body Massage and good massage

***$5 off pay by cash and card no surcharge***

30Mins $55

45Mins $65

60Mins $75

Deep tissues massage+ $10

4 hands massage

30 mins $ 85

45 mins $105

60 mins $125

Our Facilities:

EFTPOS Surcharge applied 

Shower

Private Toilet

Private parking behind house for free

Disposable sheets and towels provide 

Visit us today for serene massage experience that rejuvenates both mind and body.

Private house address:

Aroma Day Thai Massage

126 Granard Road Archerfield 4108

0468 441 988 Prefer Text 

Welcome Walk-in 

Opening hours: 

7days a week 9 am- 8pm 

Unfortunately, we only take the same day appointment to avoid cancelation.

❤️ Hello, I’m Lili ❤️

New in town 🌸 Fresh Vietnamese beauty long dark hair, fair smooth skin, slim and tall at 166cm, 48kg, size 7 C-cup natural, soft and real.

I’m friendly, I love to smile, and I take my time. No rushing, no clock-watching just a warm, fun vibe where we both feel good. GFE is my thing. I want you relaxed, smiling, and wanting more.

What I offer: L kisses, kissing, boob job, 69, and all positions. Passionate, playful, a little cheeky. Let’s make it unforgettable together ✨

My photos are 100% genuine. What you see is what you get.

Come say hi before I settle in 💕

Here in Sunnybank H at the moment.

NO Ns

NO Anal

Hi Gentlemen !

Welcome to my profile and I am delighted I have captured your attention and with the warmest of greetings please allow me to introduce myself

I’m new to Greenslopes 👍👋😘

 About me :

Im work in private for myself

No agency👍

 My work hours is 8 am to 11 pm 7 Days a week …

 Text on 0489154964 …for booking …

Please, do NOT call me. Text only. .

If I don't reply straight away it means I am busy …

I will reply to your message as i am done ,thank you !

The `photos I am providing here are verified and genuine I won't be providing any other photos !

Hi, I’m Luro, a 27-year-old Asian-pretty girl just arrived Australia. I’m new here and looking forward to meeting respectful gentlemen who enjoy a relaxing and intimate time together.

I’m a naturally friendly and easygoing girl who enjoys making people feel comfortable from the moment we meet. I have a soft personality and a warm smile, and I love creating a calm, private atmosphere where you can truly relax and forget about the stress of the day.

I feature a milk table designed to provide you with an ultimate, highly comfortable experience, as well as our water bed. I hold certified massage licenses so you can fully relax and enjoy an expert massage. Additionally, we offer exclusive massage techniques we have invented ourselves—featuring both gentle and deep pressure options to deliver distinct sensory stimulation， inclufing Teasing essage， Sexy message

My style is very gentle and attentive. I enjoy slow, sensual massage sessions where I can help you unwind both physically and mentally. I take my time, use soft touches, and focus on giving you a pleasurable and relaxing experience. I’m also very open-minded and enjoy playful intimacy and mutual pleasure in a comfortable, respectful setting.

I believe the best sessions happen when both of us feel relaxed and enjoy the moment together. Whether you just want to relax, chat, or enjoy some private time, I’ll always make sure you feel welcomed and well taken care of.              

Have you ever had a nuru body rub before? 

That was awesome!

 I offer real nuru gel body rub with water proof bed..use

Use hot water mixed with nuru gel placed in a bowl to slowly drip on your back Then I am on ur back slide from ur neck to toes then you turn over,

I do mutual play .over and over again…

Do u try playing in the water proof bed,don’t miss out,u will never forget and try something different.

Have Profession bed if u want normal rub with deep tissue,and oil …

Nuru Body Rub is an erotic body rub, more...

Exactly the queen of erotic body rub.

It actually involves the feeling of sexuality, rather than actively participating in the interactionThe body quickly causes a feeling of excitement.

The most experienced sex.…

if u don't know what is NURU body rub can find it on the YOUTUBE . I do assuredly thing and more then that,if u want more I can do for you …

 Have you ever had a fun Milk table body rub before? 

That was fantastic 😍👍

I feature a milk table designed to provide you with an ultimate, highly comfortable experience

I offer fantasy Magic Hand fun Milk table is You lie face down on the bed. I'll rub you first, tease you, touch your dick from the back hole, and finally squat down and touch your dick like a cow. I offer real fun

 This table is specially customized the middle board Can be moved or replaced with a professional Deep tissue oil body rub table

I offer good Relaxing sensual massage

Mutual pleasure masturbation service!👍👍

1 Relaxation oil & Hot stone full body massage 

2 Deep tissue body rub to alleviate those lingering and recurring pain. 

3 Thai back walking Leg full body stretching

4 Authentic Japanese erotic tease Naked sensual Real nuru Body rub

5 Magic Hand Milk table sensual tease Lingam sexy massage

All massages are the same price 

Don't bargain !

$150-30 minutes wet friction hand relief

$200-45 minutes wet friction hand relief

$250-60 minutes wet friction hand relief

$400-90 minutes wet friction hand relief 

 $500-120 minutes wet friction hand relief

This price include 

( gentle touch Naked sensual Nuru body to body 

And lingam milk table & Deep tissue massage

Include happy ending Hj

( all This prices does not include sex )

( If you want a full service need talk about it because I do not offer full service to everyone as well ) 😍

Extra for full service !

 PLEASE NOTE CASH ONLY IS ACCEPTED.

Please don't ask for any other option for paying as refusal may offend. Thank you !

🔄 Cancellation Policy

 ✔ If you book and can’t make it, please notify me in advance to reschedule or cancel.

❌ No-shows without notice will be blocked from future bookings.

This ensures professionalism and respect for both of us. Thank you for understanding 

Hi guys,

My name is Winnie

I’m real young petite asian girl in town, 100% genuine photos.

Just need some quick $$ for my financial support.

About me:

Age 28, 160cm tall and 45kg weight, Young & slim with good smiles.

Please don’t expect I have a lot of experience, I am waiting to explore more and more with you.

I’m start to doing this short time only,

and just limit booking, because my pu**y so tight.

And please be gentle, please look after me, xoxo

About my services:

• Relief
• Multiple positions
• Mutural Play
• Body Kisses and Cuddling
• Intense Foreplay
• Safe Sex 
• Shower together 
• lips kiss
• licking
• cover bj

Text for an appointment***

Cash is the best payment

Full Services from $200/ 30min, $300/ 60mins

 ❌Non negotiable❌

Don’t ask for natural services!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking forward to seeing you soon.

Winnie

♥️💋

HI xx,

Its DIANA here!! I will provide with your most unforgettable. I assure you gentlemen, I have a booty you will never forget, I am smoking hot. You will get lost in my light brown eyes, come and let me tease and please you.

As for my personality, you will find me to be witty, fun, flirtatious, warm and authentic. ​

Whether you are seeking a passionate playmate or an intimate, leisurely night on the town, please allow me to be your charming companion.

I am a very attentive, bewitching lady of many talents. I enjoy pleasing and being pleased. I'm the perfect combination of sweet, sultry, erotic and sexy .

I definitely don't like to rush and want our time spent together to be memorable, stimulating and fun for both of us.

I'm looking forward to spending some special time with you and can be available to be by your side day or night .

I am a SEXY Exotic with a slim waist and what u book is what you get guaranteed.

Call or message today to secure your booking: 

0420 529 958

DIANA

Hello there,

I’m your soft, sensual lover who can’t wait to wrap you up in the kind of warmth and electricity that makes your whole body hum. My clients always leave with sparkling eyes and shaky knees, whispering that no one has ever made them feel this wanted, this alive.

If you’re tired of the same old rush, let me be your secret escape. I’ll look into your eyes like you’re the only man in the world, kiss you slow and deep, and make every touch feel like it’s been waiting just for you.

Choose how you want me to spoil you:

♡ GFE ♡

Sweet, passionate girlfriend vibes: lingering kisses, cuddles that turn hungry, and protected love-making that leaves us both breathless and smiling.

♡ VIP GFE ♡ – my absolute favourite

We start with a steamy, teasing shower for two… my soapy hands exploring everywhere while I press my naked body against yours. Then back to bed for wild, playful pleasure (anything goes, darling), followed by my special

A sensual massage that melts every last bit of tension and sends you floating on clouds.

Same-day bookings and cosy incalls always ready. First-time sweethearts get an extra little treat from me

My Incall Full service Rates are as following: 

Condom sex ~

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins 

$150 for 30 mins.  

 Outcall  at least one hr 500

Porn Star Experience pay extra : 

Natural bj 

Cum in mouth 

Rimming

Anal Sex With condom

😋Babe. Book me  now. Let's have fun  

Look Forward.  

so here's the deal.

u think u can handle me?? good. ‘cause i ain't here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings. i'm here to suck the life outta your dick & make u forget your own name. yeah. i said it. i'm Alma. not some 20-something girl who's still figuring out how to ride. i've been around the block – hell, i've done laps around that block – & i know exactly what i want. & right now. what i want is your cock in my mouth. period.

lemme paint u a picture – ‘cause i'm nice like that. u walk in. maybe u're nervous. maybe u're tryna act cool. cute. i don't care. i'm probably in my ratty old t-shirt that's way too big & my panties that cost like $3 from kmart. ‘cause guess what – i'm not here to impress u with fancy lingerie. i'm here to impress u with my tongue. & trust me baby that thing does magic tricks. 🪄

i'll push u against the door. grab your belt. yank it open. no small talk. no “how was your day” bullshit. just me. my mouth. your dick. & the sound of u losing your mind.

u wanna talk about deep throat?? i don't just deep throat – i fucking worship that thing. i'll take u all the way in. feel u hit the back of my throat. gag a little – yeah i said it – & then i'll do it again. ‘cause that's how i roll. & while i'm down there? i'm playing with your balls like they're my stress toys. gentle. rough. whatever u need. but don't u dare cum yet – not ‘til i say so.

then i'll push u onto my bed. or the floor. or the kitchen counter – i don't give a shit where we end up. i'll climb on top of u. grind that pussy all over your dick – yeah u feel how wet i am?? that's all for u baby. i'll tease u ‘til u're practically crying. rub my clit on your shaft. let u feel every inch of me. & then – if u're lucky – i'll let u slide inside me. feel every inch of you, every twitch, every time u lose control. & i'll ride u like i'm trying to win a fucking rodeo. u can grab my hips. pull my hair. spank me if u want. i don't break easy. i'm 33 honey – i know what i like & what i don't. & what i don't like is boring sex.

then maybe – if u're still alive – i'll flip u over. bend u however i want. legs up. face down. sideways – i don't care. i'll take what i want. & i want u to fuck me like u just got outta prison. 😂 no mercy. no romance. just sweat. skin. & that wet sound we both love. i'll moan your name – even if i forgot it 5 seconds ago – ‘cause it's hot, right?? & when u're about to blow?? i'll whisper something nasty in your ear. something that'll make u bust right then & there. & i'll watch your face twist up like u just saw god. that's my favourite part.

so yeah. i'm not your sweet little girlfriend. i'm not your therapist. i'm not here to fix your problems. i'm here to drain your balls so good u can't walk straight for 2 days. that's it. that's the ad.

u want a boring girl who'll lie there like a dead fish?? go somewhere else. u want someone who'll make u laugh, make u moan, make u question all your life choices?? then text me.

⚠️ IMPORTANT SHIT ⚠️

––– payment ––– cash works. always. PAYID too – but listen up – INSTANT ONLY. delayed or pending transfers?? nope. not accepted. don't even try. i ain't your bank – i'm your bad decision for the day. 😘

––– contact ––– TEXT ME. don't fucking call. i might be busy. like. busy. with someone else. or maybe just eating toast in my undies. either way – i'll get back to u when i'm not in the middle of something delicious. & if i take a while? don't get pissy. good things come to those who wait. & trust me – i'm worth the wait.

so c'mon. send me that message. tell me your name. tell me when. tell me what u need. but don't waste my time. ‘cause i got other balls to drain & only so many hours in the day. u in?? or u scared?? 😏

– Alma 💋💦