Kelvin Grove Escorts and Adult Services

Asha - Luxe Escorts’ Naughty 20yo Aussie Pornstar

Luxe Escorts is proud to introduce Asha, a smoking hot 20 year old Australian blonde who looks like the ultimate girl-next-door fantasy but fucks like a total pornstar.

With her golden blonde hair, striking green eyes, smooth young body, and a few sexy little tattoos, Asha has that perfect mix of cute and dangerously dirty. This cheeky 20yo is one of our wildest and most open-minded girls.

Asha is super sexual and genuinely loves pleasing.

She offers all the extras with zero restrictions: passionate GFE, sloppy deepthroat, Cum in Mouth with swallow (CIM), Anal, rimming, toys, rough play, roleplay, and anything else you desire. Whether you want her sweet and affectionate or filthy and nasty, Asha delivers an intense, no-limits experience every time.

If you’re craving a young, tight, tattooed blonde who’s always horny and down for anything, Asha is your perfect match.

Call Luxe Escorts now to book this dirty little Aussie blonde for an unforgettable session.

Don’t wait! call Luxe Escorts now to book Asha and let this blonde beauty unleash a night of raw, filthy ecstasy.

Visit luxeescorts.com.au to make her yours tonight.

***Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.***

Luxe Escorts ( 100% Legal Escort Agency) – Brisbane & Gold Coast’s Premier High-End Escort Agency

Welcome to Luxe Escorts,Voted Australia’s best escort agency at The AICA 2025.

. Now bringing high-class escorts to Brisbane and the Gold Coast, we redefine luxury and exclusivity for discerning gentlemen who seek only the finest companionship.

Our elite selection of stunning Australian and European models is carefully chosen for their beauty, charm, and ability to provide an unforgettable experience. Whether you’re looking for an elegant dinner date, a passionate encounter, or a sophisticated companion for a high-profile event, our escorts exude grace, intelligence, and sensuality.

At Luxe Escorts, discretion and professionalism are of the utmost importance. We ensure absolute confidentiality, with all our models signing strict NDAs to protect the privacy of our valued clientele. Expect five-star service, unparalleled discretion, and an experience tailored to your desires—whether in Brisbane’s vibrant cityscape or the Gold Coast’s luxury playground.

Luxe Escorts – The Epitome of Elegance, Exclusivity, and Discretion in Queensland.

Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.

⭐💋⭐ Brisbane & Gold Coast Hottest Girls⭐️💋⭐️

At LUXE Escorts we have models that specialise in different types of experiences. Couples and Party bookings are very popular and in high demand and we have models that are perfect for both. Genuine bisexual models that have experience with couples and wild 'party' girls that will leave you breathless and crave for more!

📞CALL or TEXT NOW to arrange an experience you will never forget.

🚨 Luxury Incall available 24/7

💲 Rates Starts at $900/hr *Discounts apply for multiple hours pre booking*

🔥 The Hottest and Wildest Models Escorts To Your Door

📸 100% Genuine Photos Only

🟢 Whatsapp +61 478 539 333

🔵 Telegram +61 478 539 333 @luxeescorts

Hazel – Luxe Escorts’ Bubbly Big-Boobed Fitness Goddess

Luxe Escorts is delighted to introduce Hazel, a gorgeous 26 year old Australian beauty standing at 163cm with an incredible super-fit body she sculpts at the gym every day. This stunning brunette has sparkling hazel eyes, a super cute and bubbly personality, and eye-catching F-cup breasts that demand attention.

Hazel is the ultimate combination of sweet and seductive. Her bright, playful energy makes you feel instantly comfortable, but don’t let the cute smile fool you, she is extremely sexual and absolutely loves pleasing her man. She’s eager to explore every fantasy and will do anything to make you feel completely satisfied.

From passionate girlfriend experience and sensual body worship to wild, no-limits sessions, Hazel brings genuine enthusiasm and incredible stamina. Her toned physique, massive natural F cups, and insatiable appetite for pleasure make her one of our most addictive companions.

If you want a fit, bubbly, big-breasted beauty who is as sweet as she is filthy, Hazel is your perfect match.

Call Luxe Escorts now to book this energetic and highly sexual stunner for an unforgettable experience

**Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.

Beautiful Eastern European Model

Luxe Escorts is thrilled to present Boni, a captivating beauty with a charm that’s impossible to resist.

This 32-year-old stunner exudes elegance, sophistication, and a warmth that will make you feel instantly at ease.

With her naturally flawless C-cup, model-like body, and breathtakingly beautiful face, Boni is the embodiment of allure and femininity.

Her sparkling eyes and radiant smile are sure to draw you in, but it’s her open-minded, easygoing personality that will make your time with her unforgettable.

Boni has a unique ability to connect, ensuring every moment spent in her company feels natural and effortless. She’s playful, seductive, and always ready to explore new experiences. Whether you’re looking for an enchanting companion or someone to share a special adventure with, Boni is here to make it truly magical.

Boni is an expert at GFE, PSE and WILD PSE!

Why wait? Let Boni show you a side of indulgence and pleasure you’ll never forget.

Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.******

Dive into Ecstasy with Lexie – Luxe Escorts’ Irresistible Aussie Nymph

Meet Lexie, our irresistible 23-year-old Australian stunner with mesmerizing brown eyes and silky blonde hair that begs to be pulled.

This genuine girl-next-door turned ultimate fantasy has a body built for sin, toned, tanned, and curves in all the right places.

What truly sets Lexie apart is her insatiable appetite for sex. She’s a certified nymphomaniac who lives for pleasure, yours and hers. Lexie doesn’t just enjoy sex; she craves it, needs it, and can’t get enough. Whether it’s slow and sensual or wild and filthy, she’s always dripping wet and ready for more.

She absolutely loves deepthroat, passionate kissing, and taking every drop, CIM (cum in mouth) is one of her all-time favorites, and she swallows with a naughty smile every time. Anal play, toys, roleplay, couples, and extended sessions? Just say the word, Lexie’s genuine enthusiasm for extras makes her the perfect no-limits companion.

If you’re looking for an energetic, affectionate, and utterly addictive experience with a young Aussie beauty who’s as horny as they come, Lexie is your dream come true.

Don’t wait another second—contact Luxe Escorts now to book Lexie and get ready for a scorching, body-shaking ride that’ll leave you hooked and hungry for more! 💋🔥

Meet Sophie, Luxe Escorts’ 27-year-old Aussie knockout. This blonde stunner’s size 7 body is tight and perfect, with perky B-cup curves and grey-blue eyes that scream trouble. Born and bred in Australia, Sophie’s got that laid-back vibe mixed with a wild, bisexual edge that’ll have you begging for more.

She’s all about hot, sweaty nights and teasing touches that drive you crazy. Whether it’s grinding to dirty beats or whispering filthy promises in your ear, Sophie knows how to work every inch of her flawless figure.

Those piercing eyes lock onto yours, pulling you into a world of raw, no-limits pleasure.

Ready for a ride? Sophie’s your girl for steamy hookups that leave you breathless. One taste of her, and you’re done for. Call Luxe Escorts now to snag this sexy minx before she’s booked up. Don’t miss out—she’s pure fire.

(Prices Listed Below For Services & Extras)

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SERVICES LIST:

💓 INCALL & OUTCALL RATES 💓

$900 – 1 hour

$1800 – 2 hours

$2600 – 3 hours

$4300 – 5 hours

$8500 – Overnight (10 hours)

Uber/Taxi cost paid upfront as deposit

*Rates starts at $800 -- No quickies*

*Incall requires $100 deposit paid upfront to confirm (this is subtracted from total booking price)

*Payment methods accepted: cash, EFTPOS (10% surcharge on eftpos)

FULL SERVICE / GFE INCLUDES:

- Deep, sensual massage to get things heated

- Passionate French kissing

- Multiple positions to hit every angle

- Dirty talk that will drive you wild

- Ass worship – you’ll want to touch, grab, and adore my perfect peachy butt

- Multiple shots

PSE Rates 

$1400 – 1 hour

$2800 – 2 hours

$4100 – 3 hours

$6800 – 5 hours

$13500 – Overnight (10 hours)

PSE INCLUDES:

- BBBJ

- CIM

- COF

- RIMMING on me

- Balls licking, fingering, and more – explore all your fantasies ❤️

EXTRAS:

$300 – CIM (Cum in my mouth)

$300 – Cum eon my face

$600 – Golden shower on you

$300 – Rimming on me

***Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.***

Meet the gorgeous Aspen! Luxe Escorts' new captivating 19-year-old petite brunette hailing from the sun-kissed shores of Australia.

With her irresistible charm, sultry curves, and an insatiable appetite for passion, Aspen is the ultimate temptress who thrives on turning fantasies into reality.

Super sexual and endlessly adventurous, she offers a tantalising array of extras to elevate your experience—from sensual massages and role-play to steamy GFE encounters and beyond.

Whether you're craving playful teasing or intense, uninhibited pleasure, Aspen's youthful energy and exotic Aussie will leave you breathless and begging for more.

(Prices Listed Below For Services & Extras)

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SERVICES LIST:

💓 GFE RATES 💓

$900 – 1 hour

$1800 – 2 hours

$2600 – 3 hours

$4300 – 5 hours

$8500 – Overnight (10 hours)

GFE PACKAGE (Standard Rates):

- Strip tease

- Deep Sensual Massage

- Cuddling and touching

- Multiple positions to hit every angle

- COB

🤤 PSE RATES 🤤:

$1400 – 1 hour

$2800 – 2 hours

$4100 – 3 hours

$6800 – 5 hours

$13500 – Overnight (10 hours)

PSE PACKAGE ($500 on top of standard rates):

- BBBJ

- DATY (Oral on me)

- BLS

- DT

- COF

- CIM

- Dirty Talk

- Multiple Shots

💦 WILD PSE RATES 💦:

$1700 – 1 hour

$3400 – 2 hours

$5000 – 3 hours

$8300 – 5 hours

$16500 – Overnight (10 hours)

WILD PSE INCLUDES:

- ANAL PLAY ON YOU

- CIMWS

- RIMMING ON ME

- GS ON YOU AND ME

💦 SINGLE EXTRAS 💦:

$200 - COF

$300 - CIM

$400 - CIMWS

$300 - Rimming on me

$300 - GS on you

$500 - GS on me

Luxe Escorts adheres strictly to all Queensland legal requirements. Companions are independent contractors aged 18+, and all engagements are consensual and professional.******

To book Aspen, contact Luxe Escorts by calling or texting for an unforgettable rendezvous!

Hey gentlemen, it’s me, Molly ♡

I'm back in Brisbane after a long hiatus. These days I’m doing something way more intimate and way more fun – private bookings only, for gentlemen who know how to appreciate a real woman.

I’m still the same 150cm pocket rocket you remember:

• Soft, silky skin that feels like heaven when you touch it
• Long dark hair that falls down my back
• Mesmerizing brown eyes and a smile that used to sell lingerie campaigns
• Natural D-cup bust that’s full, perky, and insanely sensitive (yes, still 100% real)
• Tiny waist, toned legs, and curves exactly where you want them

I love good conversation, a naughty sense of humour, and making you forget the world outside exists the moment we’re alone. I’m playful, sensual, and genuinely enjoy spoiling the right man.

When we’re together, expect the full girlfriend treatment:

Deep passionate kissing, long steamy showers where I wash every inch of you, slow teasing oral that’ll drive you crazy, body-to-body slides using every curve, multiple positions and multiple rounds if you’re up for it… and proper cuddles afterwards while we catch our breath and laugh about whatever.

Private hour with me (full service) – $260

If you’re curious about a quick 30-minute teaser session, just message and ask nicely 😉 I like keeping a little mystery.

n privately…

Kisses,

Molly ♡

Tired of the same boring massage?

Looking for a place where you can truly let go…?

You just found it.

Young, attractive, open-minded therapists

Soft, slow, teasing touch

Private rooms · Shower available

No rush — take your time, enjoy the moment

Our girls are not just skilled —

they’re warm, playful, and know exactly how to make you feel special.

 New arrivals this week

 Friendly, discreet, very attentive

 One-on-one private sessions only

Easy parking , Convenient location. 

Deep tissue massage and Relaxing full body Coconut Oil Massage 

$60/30min

$70/45min

$80/hr

Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush ..

$110/30min

$130/45min

$150/hr

For extra services please come and talk to the girls babe Available Now ! xoxo 

Air conditioning very nice Hot water shower and lots of free parking

WALK IN WELCOME  no appointment necessary 

CASH is the best Eftpos Also available but plus surcharge 

We open 7:30am-10pm every day even public holidays! xoxo 

Address : Please find one shop near by you Call or text — fast, discreet booking or just walk in xoxo 

Shop 1: Gaythorne 

Please using the apple map search the address you will easily find me ;)

438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051

Nana's Massage Therapist Gaythorne 

Phone: 0420 445 886

Shop 2:  Kingston 

24A Horton street Kingston QLD 4114

Deluxe Massage Kingston QLD 4114

Kingston Phone 0416~469 758

Shop 3: Nerang Gold Coast 

5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211

Mimi Asian Massage Nerang Gold 

Coast 

Nerang Phone 0451~882 369

Shop 4: Wacol 

6/16 Wacol Station Road Wacol QLD 4076

YinYang Massage Wacol QLD 4076

Wacol phone 0416~465 684

Shop 5:  Rocklea 

3 Bale Street Rocklea QLD 4106

Rocklea Magic Massage Rocklea QLD 4106

Rocklea phone 0411~864 816

Shop 6:  Stones Corner 

7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120

Delightful Day Spa massage Stones Corner

Free Parking at side of the shop, behind of the blue house 

Phone:  0478~291 071

Shop 7: Cannon Hill 

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

Dream day spa Massage Cannon Hill 

Phone 0412~951 829

- Corner of Muir Street, opposite of Chemist Warehouse

-Front Street free parking and back door free parking 

- Near All 4 Fitness, next to Good Food Chinese take away 

Shop 8:  Hendra 

3/327 Nudgee Rd, Hendra QLD 4011

Hendra Magic Massage and Spa

Was ( ViVi day spa massage Hendra )

- ( BACK DOOR entry only )

* Please Drive into the parking area and the “Hendra Magic massage”shop Entry is just face to the back door parking 

Phone:  0414~400 794

Shop 9: Nundah 

1163 Sandgate Road Nundah QLD 4012 

VIP Magic Massage Nundah 

( please drive pass front of the shop and Lots of free parking at end of the street )

Nundah Phone 0432~309 885

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Once is never enough.

You’ll understand why when you’re here babe xoxo

Hi gentlemen

I’m new in town, and looking to meet new people! 

I am FUN & Energetic, Sexy, Sophisticated with a jaw dropping body, and personality! I enjoy the company of professional mature men, and women. You will feel refreshed with a new attitude after some time with me! 

I provide a non-rushed discreet experience.

I have a great sense of humor and I'm very passionate in everything I do.  I''m a playful flirtatious very sweet fun loving girl with a totally wild side. I am eager to please.

Have me over tonight

Saturday 18/7

Lucy Japan 9am-3pm 

Mandy Taiwan 

Winter Thailand 

Eunice Korea 9am-3pm 

Sunday 19/7

Mandy Taiwan 

Jennie Korea 

Yuki Japan 

Need to escape the stress of daily life?

Treat yourself to a relaxing experience in our peaceful, private and welcoming studio.

Our lovely and friendly ladies are here to make you feel comfortable, relaxed and well taken care of. From the moment you arrive, you’ll enjoy a calm atmosphere, genuine service and personal attention.

- Beautiful therapists

- Clean, private Shower & comfortable rooms

- Open 7 days – 9am-9pm

Whether you’re looking to unwind after work or simply enjoy some quiet time, we offer a relaxing experience that will leave you feeling refreshed and satisfied.

- Soft, friendly service

- Discreet environment

- No stress, just pure relaxation

Take a break, slow down, and enjoy your time with us.

- Great location

- Call or text now to book

Services

Relaxation Massage

Pricing

30 minutes – $60

45 minutes – $70

60 minutes – $80

Location

WestOne Massage (Front Browning St)

Shop 1 / 220 Melbourne St South Brisbane

0452‎ 410 146

Wechat: westonemassage 

(Back entrance)

Step away from the day and allow yourself time to unwind.

Appointments are recommended to ensure availability.

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Stones Corner Shop 

Sol Day Spa 

303 Logan Road Stones Corner 

0411‎ 198 783

Wechat: soldayspa

so here’s the thing, lover boy. name’s Fanny. 40. yeah u heard me. four-fuckin’-zero n’ i still ride dick like i’m tryna break a bronco 🐎💥. got a mouth that’d make a truckie blush n’ a cunt that grips like a wet fist 👊💧. i ain’t no soft milfy princess, i’m the slag next door who’ll suck ur brains out through ur balls n’ then ask “that all ya got?” with a smirk 😏.

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lemme tell u bout last Thursday. doorbell goes. ding-dong, it’s the AusPost postie. cute lil’ hi-vis, shorts, beard. he’s holdin’ a box like a dork n’ goes “parcel that needs signing for, love.” i open the door in my robe – tits barely covered, nips hard from the fuckin’ chill (it’s bloody July mate) 🥶. i see his eyes drop. poor thing.

i bend over to sign his scanner. real slow. robe gapes wide open. no undies. my wet cunt just starin’ at him like a glazed donut 🍩💦. he drops the scanner. clatter. “you—uh—you doin’ that on purpose?” his voice all squeaky. i just bite my lip n’ let the robe fall right off. tits out, forty-year-old slut on display, belly n’ thighs n’ all this ripe fuckin’ flesh 🍑.

he’s on his knees before i even blink. face buried in me like a man findin’ water in the desert 👅🌊. tongue flickin’ my clit till my knees buckle, i’m pullin’ his hair, moanin’ “fuck me, postman pat, deliver that tongue.” he eats me out so sloppy i nearly gush all over his Australia Post beanie 🧢💦. then i drag him up, shove him onto my couch, n’ i fish a rubber outta his pocket. roll it on his cock with my mouth. teeth n’ all 😬🍆. then i climb on reverse cowgirl, arse jigglin’ in his face, n’ ride him into the fuckin’ cushions 🛋️💥. gruntin’ like a whore in heat. his work phone buzzes – supervisor. he picks up, “yeah nah, big run today, still doin’ the delivery.” STILL FUCKIN’ ME. i’m creamin’ all over his balls, cunt milkin’ him dry, came twice before he finally pulls out, rips the rubber off n’ paints my tits with his load 🎨💦. parcel still unopened on the floor. Post mail can wait.

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see? i’m the kinda 40-year-old who fucks like she’s tryna pay rent 💸. i’ll whisper filthy shit in ur ear that’ll make u cum so hard u forget ur own fuckin’ name 🫠. wanna be my next little accident? u text me somethin’ obscene – one sentence, straight filth. makes my clit tingle? u get directions. if not? go bash one out in the shower, champ 🚿🍆. ur loss.

i ain’t chasin’. u want this sloppy, tight, motor-mouthed milf cougar pussy? ya know where the button is.

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💰 THE BORING MONEY SHIT 💰

cash in hand, or PAYID – instant transfer ONLY. delayed n’ pending bullshit? nah fuck that. i don’t play banker, i play with dicks 🖕🏼. money first. play after. no exceptions, sweetheart 😘

📲 TEXT ONLY. don’t bloody call me – i’m prolly busy gettin’ railed into next week by some other lucky prick. i’ll hit u back when i’m free n’ moist ✨

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— Fanny 👅💋🔥

The time we spend together will be nothing like you have experienced before.

I am educated and well-groomed, and take pride in my presentation just to look my best for you. 🍌🍌🍌

I spare no amount of effort in making sure my appearance is impeccable.

I am discreet and well-mannered. In saying that, our time between the sheets will be nothing but pure bliss, adventurous to wild; however, I am very attentive to my client’s requirements.🍆🍆

Extra Cash for

BBBJ $50

BBBJ CIM $80

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am Lily easy going, bubbly personality will put you at ease whilst I endeavor to make your DREAMS and FANTASIES a reality, and your inhibitions will disappear. 

Age: 22

Nationality: Korea

Cup size : 36DD

Body Size: 7

Height: 169cm

My favorite thing to do is choking on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain & pleasure!

SERVICE LIST

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Deep French Kissing

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Deep Throat/Gagging

•B2B With Body slides

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Multiple Shots on Goal

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral inc 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Pearl necklace

•Cum on Body

•Sexy Lingerie

•Spanish/Italian

•Doggy style

•Fingering

My rates for full service are;

$250 for 30 mins

$350 for 45 mins

$450 for 60 mins -My favorite type of fun

My rate for outcall full service are:

$500 for 1 hour $900 for 2 hours

Hot transsexual Belita I’m back!!!. Stunning hot body to die for.

im 26 Yo. a lot of things, like making your fantasies into reality

Spanish-Filipina.

Australia now. 

I am well mannered, educated, classy, naughty and hygienic.

I can do a lot of things, like making your fantasies into reality, and I can also be your partner. Let’s relax and have fun!

If you are looking for someone that could uhh give more than a hundred percent satisfaction Don’t hesitate to contact me. 

I could guarantee you that every peso/dollar that you’re going to use, will be a money well spent.

Just text me make a booking. 

pls call or message booking

✅ Read my profile before you make booking.

✅ What you see what you get.

✅ Real photos 100%

✅ Booking by message only.

✅ Outcall available pls message for rate

🚫No extra service

🚫Safe sex only

🚫Don’t have onlyfans or don’t do webcam service or video. never ever do !!!!

My services and price cant change!!

Overnight 4500$ incall

5000$ outcall

Thanks

belita

Hi Babes,

My name is Miss Ruby, I'm your promiscuous girl who thoroughly enjoys giving you the most mind blowing experience.

I have a very energetic & quirky vibe and love a good conversation & my little sexual innuendos, I'm very flirty and bubbly.

When I am with you I give you full undivided attention. I love to please you as much as I love to be pleased.

My best qualities are my blue eyes and my natural

F-cup breasts on my incredible curvy size 12 body.

Incalls and outcalls I only travel within the brisbane city and I require first uber to be paid one way or a $20 deposit to secure the booking. if your wanting me to travel outside of the city it can be arranged as long as your able to pick me up and drop me off or book and pay both of my ubers to and from you.

Ask me about my special STATE OF ORIGIN deal 😉

To make a booking please contact me on 0447345607 no private numbers will be answered.

it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.

i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂

so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...

i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦

none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.

i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.

when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘

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so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟

i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.

💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.

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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋

— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆