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Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex I will be teasing and pleasing your for over 30 mins and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with bj

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Hi, Gentleman! I’m Jessie– your ultimate indulgence.

I’m 21 years old with silky smooth skin and a warm heart . I’m here to give you an experience you won’t forget – once you meet me, no other will compare.

I’m fun , friendly and a great listener . With a playful sense of humor and the confidence to know exactly what you need, I’ll make sure you feel completely relaxed and satisfied. Whether it’s a quick escape or an unforgettable night, I’ve got you covered.

I take pride in creating an atmosphere where you can unwind, feel at ease, and truly enjoy yourself. From the moment you walk through the door, you’ll be greeted with warmth and affection. I know how to make you feel special, and every moment with me will be catered to your desires. Let me take you on a journey of pleasure and connection – a moment in time that’s all about you.

I’m open-minded, passionate, and always eager to please. Whether you’re looking to escape from your daily routine or experience something new and exciting, I am the perfect companion. My touch is gentle, my personality is playful, and I’m here to make sure every encounter is unforgettable.

In-Call Rates:

30 Minutes: $180

45 Minutes: $250

1 Hour: $280

Overnight: $1500

Out-Call Rates (Uber arranged by you):

1 Hour: $450

2 Hours: $900

3 Hours: $1300

Overnight: $2500

I’m available 24/7 for both short notice and pre-bookings – just call or text to reserve your time with me. I understand your time is valuable, and I’m here to provide you with an experience that is smooth, easy, and totally satisfying.

Discretion is guaranteed, and your comfort is my top priority. Whether you want an intimate conversation, a night of passion, or simply someone to keep you company, I’m here to make your fantasies a reality.

Ready to play?

Oh, and before you ask – I’m a perfect Japanese/Thai mix, the best of both worlds! 🇯🇵🇹🇭 Let’s make every moment unforgettable – I can’t wait to meet you.

Welcome to Gold Shine Massage, where you can enjoy a relaxing experience in a clean, private and comfortable environment in the heart of Southport.

Whether you’re looking to unwind after work or simply take some time for yourself, our friendly team is here to make your visit enjoyable from the moment you arrive.

👭 Our Team

• 🇹🇭 Jesmine (Thai)

• 🇹🇭 Mari (Thai)

• 🇹🇭 Maysa (Thai)

• 🇹🇭 Nora (Thai)

• 🇹🇭 CD Tammy (Thai)

Available Saturday Night & Sunday Only

💆 Relaxation Massage

30 Minutes – $65

45 Minutes – $75

60 Minutes – $85

💵 Pay Cash & Receive $5 OFF

✨ Other Services

• Body Scrub – From $95

• Brazilian Wax – From $75

⭐ Why Choose Gold Shine Massage?

• Private & discreet location

• Clean and comfortable massage rooms

• Friendly, professional Thai therapists

• Shower facilities available

• EFTPOS, Cash & PayID accepted

• Same-day bookings available

• Walk-ins welcome (subject to availability)

📅 Booking Information

Please include:

• Your name

• Preferred therapist

• Preferred time

• Session length

💎 Mention that you saw our ad on Escorts & Babes when booking to receive these promotional prices.

📍 Location

Gold Shine Massage

Level 1, 152 Scarborough Street

Southport QLD 4215

Entry via Chapel Street (Behind SOPO / Railway Hotel)

Google Maps:

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🌙 Late Night Fee

After 9:00 PM: +$5

After 10:00 PM: +$10

This fee goes directly to our therapist for after-hours bookings.

🤝 We kindly ask all guests to be respectful when making enquiries. Repeated no-shows or non-genuine bookings may not receive a response.

Thank you for considering Gold Shine Massage. We look forward to welcoming you soon.

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Let me introduce myself, I am Olivia.

My natural beauty, killer smile, and toned body speak for themselves.

I am exactly what you want from an exotic international companion – Something natural, honest and straightforward. My silky long blonde hair flowing in cascades over my shoulders will surely catch your eye and steal a smile from you. I am a woman that knows just what I want and reaches for it without hesitation.

My easy going, happy and fun-loving personality is enough to put you at ease. There will be stimulating conversation and bubbly laughter that quickly turn to soft moans at your touch.

I aim to provide a consistently high-quality girlfriend experience that is focused on mutual play, sensuality, and mutual satisfaction. My services range from Massage, GFE and my PSE…. Do let me know if you would like anything specific and I will strive to make it happen for you but please be aware that I respect my health and so should you.

I will take you on an exciting adventure, and then return you safely to your reality with a smile on your face.

I accept cash, beem it app, pay ID/osko (must clear instant) at the time of our appointment.

I'm an Australian based international companion touring a city near you soon, Available for incalls and outcalls, Please see my dates. Pre-bookings recommended. Deposits are required for advance and longer bookings.

Let me remind you once again about my luscious body with sweet gym-toned curves, soft exotic tanned skin and natural D textbook breasts that can entice even the most uninterested of men…

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TOURING GOLDCOAST

Incall & outcall

Blonde, bubbly, and just the right amount of trouble. Size 6 with curves that know how to keep your attention and a playful energy that makes every moment feel a little more exciting. I’m all about that sensual, flirty vibe — think laughs, chemistry, and a connection that feels natural and easy.

I’m friendly, adventurous, and love getting to know someone who can match my energy. If you’re confident, fun, and know how to treat a woman right, we’ll get along perfectly.

Let’s see where the chemistry takes us 😉

GFE 750

PSE 950

DIGITAL SERVICE 250

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My name is ava I am young and full of passion. I am waiting for you to taste my natural soft D cup breasts, I would love to be touched all over my body especially my sexy, long legs.

I am very friendly; relaxed. I provide a gentle caring service, with clean surrounds and facilities. Let me caress your body & make you feel alive again. You are sure to leave totally satisfied!!

I am openminded and ready to please you with all your discreet fantasies.

I can be described as the girl next door to you - true, passionate, with natural sensuality and jokes are also a reward! I'm great for beginners and experienced punters and everything in between - specifically in your request allows me to best achieve the fantasy you want.

I am polite and polite, and my easy-going nature will let you relax immediately and play in some cheeky bedrooms.

Respect your privacy and discretion - just as I expect from customers.

Full service incall

200$/30 mins

300 $/60 mins

Outcall price 500 one hour plus uber

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Threesome with akki and ciya to blow you away

These two sisters in Mid 20's really compliment one another.

Akki the tall and mia the busty are the latest double act to arrive on the Gold Coast. Only short time for travel in gold coast

While akki sits on your face ciya will be sucking your cock.

Ciya is busty with huge rounded boobs and cherry ripe nipples ready made for sucking.

Akki is tall with beautiful c CUP boobs that grab your attention immediately.

Akiki and mia will seduce you with their foreplay and you will be fighting to stop yourself blowing a hole in your pants.

Ciya is a sultry woman whose pussy has never been stretched by child birth so the muscles are still powerful enough to clamp on to your cock with a vice like grip that will drive you crazy.

Akiki the pocket rocket is all power and fitness ready to bounce on your face while you put your tongue into her wet throbbing Pussy.

We are absolutely committed to making sure that you get the greatest Orgasyms that are possible.

There will be no rush with our service that will be tailored to your requests.

We will both be waiting for you as you enter our bedroom dressed in our best and sexiest lingerie and stiletto heels.

We will then indulge you in some mutual foreplay before entertaining you with our own exhibition of the female body and some BI SEXUAL activities before we turn our attention back to you.

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Nuru massage

Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex we will be teasing and pleasing your for over 30 mins and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with bj

Come Come Come we are true master in the art of erotic massage

Prices list

2 girls Nuru massage

300$/20 mins

400$/30 mins

600$/1 hours

Full service sex

300$/20 mins 2 girls

400$/30 mins 2 girls

600$ / 1 hours

Nuru wet massage plus full service sex

500$/2 girls half hour

700$/1 hours 2 girls

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I am coco from korean mixed Japanese coco give you pleasure time!!!

25 years old. My photos is selfie photo can send(only when you make the booking). My body is Double DD cups, weight 55kgs, height 168(5'4). I am working At my OWN apartment in gold coast

Coco is a beautiful photographic model recently arrived on the Gold Coast.

My body assets are beyond believable being a tall statuesque brunette woman 168 mtr tall with legs longer than you can imagine.

My bottom is the envy of all woman and the natural bust is normally only achieved by enhancement.I am proud to say that all my beauty is natural.

You will be proud to be seen in public with me and you will be the envy of all your friends.

However do not let my demure looks fool you as I can be a lioness in the bedroom if you push the right button.

I am a fun loving woman who will light up any room when I make my entrance and love the stunned silence as all male eyes follow me as I proudly parade my natural beauty for all to see

I will entertain you whether it be for a romantic dinner date,an all night encounter or just an hour of fun in my apartment.

My full service menu is both exotic and satisfying

If you wish to meet a high class beauty for some fun and laughs then call me now.

I am excited to meet you and have fun.

Nuru massage

Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex I will be teasing and pleasing your for over 30 mins and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with BJ :

Come Come Come I am true master in the art of erotic massage

Erotic massage

30 mins-150 erotic massage which hand

45 mins-200erotic massage with hand

60 mins-250 erotic massage with hand

Japanese Wet Nuru massage

30 mins-200 wet Nuru massage with bj

45 mins-250 wet Nuru massage with bj

60 mins-300 wet Nuru massage with bj

Outcall 500 one hour plus uber

Vip service deep throat queen

Included

Sex(multiple times ,different positions)

Natural BJ

Piping candy bj

Cum in mouth

Rimming

Fire and ice (hot water and ice cube bj )

Gentle charm

Angel kiss

Deep throat gragon

Boobs waves ,around the word (wet your whole body with water in my mouth ) diamond fascination (licking all over your body ,

Prices

350$/30 mins

400$/45 mins

500/1 hour

Outcall 650 one hour

Give me CHANCE to look after you....♥♥♥

Not everyone will understand this.

And that’s perfectly alright.

The men who do… usually recognise it immediately.

You’re not here because you have to be. You’re here because you appreciate something rare…presence, chemistry, and the quiet luxury of time that belongs entirely to you.

When we meet, the outside world has a way of softening.

The noise, the pressure, the constant movement of life… it all seems to pause for a while.

I greet you with a warm smile, the kind that feels genuine rather than practiced. Conversation flows easily, thoughtful, playful, sometimes a little mischievous.

Before long you realise something surprising.

You’ve relaxed. Really relaxed.

Perhaps more than you have in quite some time.

I enjoy the subtle moments most. The quiet tension between glances. The warmth of sitting close while conversation drifts naturally from lighthearted to unexpectedly meaningful.

There’s something incredibly intimate about being fully present with someone, two people choosing, even briefly, to step outside the world they usually inhabit.

And I never rush those moments.

The most memorable experiences are never hurried.

They unfold slowly, naturally… until you find yourself completely absorbed in the feeling of being exactly where you are.

Long after we part ways, that feeling tends to stay with you. A thought during a meeting. A quiet smile when something reminds you of our time together. That is the kind of experience I enjoy creating.

A little about me…

I’m warm, curious, intelligent and quietly confident. I appreciate good conversation, beautiful environments, and the subtle art of connection between two people who genuinely enjoy each other’s company. My life is intentionally designed, balanced between ambition, freedom, and the experiences that make life interesting. You may find me laughing easily, asking thoughtful questions, or curled up beside you in cosy socks and beautiful lingerie. Both sides are equally me.

This experience may be for you if:

You value discretion, authenticity, and meaningful connection.

You appreciate a woman who is both playful and intelligent.

You prefer quality over quantity in all aspects of life.

If you feel drawn to reach out, tell me a little about yourself and what you’re hoping to experience. I read every message personally.

Natasha x

Erica is a beautiful photographic model recently arrived on the Gold Coast.

My body assets are beyond believable being a tall statuesque brunette woman 1.75 mtr tall with legs longer than you can imagine.

My bottom is the envy of all woman and the natural bust is normally only achieved by enhancement.I am proud to say that all my beauty is natural.

You will be proud to be seen in public with me and you will be the envy of all your friends.

However do not let my demure looks fool you as I can be a lioness in the bedroom if you push the right button.

I am a fun loving woman who will light up any room when I make my entrance and love the stunned silence as all male eyes follow me as I proudly parade my natural beauty for all to see

I will entertain you whether it be for a romantic dinner date,an all night encounter or just an hour of fun in my apartment.

My full service menu is both exotic and satisfying

If you wish to meet a high class beauty for some fun and laughs then call me now.

I am excited to meet you and have fun.

Looking for the company of a fun, intelligent, confident young woman who loves great conversation just as much as chemistry?

I love creating genuine connections where we can relax, laugh, get to know each other, and enjoy every moment together. I’m all about making our time together feel effortless and memorable.

I’m warm, down-to-earth, open-minded, and easy to talk to. I genuinely enjoy meeting people from all walks of life, and I love conversations that can be anything from lighthearted and playful to deep and thought-provoking. I believe the best experiences happen when there’s a real connection, not just physical attraction.

People often describe me as naturally welcoming, flirtatious, feminine, and full of positive energy. I’m equally comfortable dressing up for a glamorous evening out or keeping things relaxed and low-key. I adapt easily to any setting while always staying true to myself.

I take pride in being professional, discreet, and reliable. Whether you’re looking for an elegant dinner companion, someone to travel with, or simply an escape from everyday life, I’ll make sure our time together is enjoyable from beginning to end.

I have a playful side and love a little teasing, flirting, and spontaneity. I’m naturally affectionate, passionate, and confident, with an adventurous spirit that keeps things exciting. I enjoy creating experiences that leave you smiling long after we’ve said goodbye.

If you’re someone who appreciates beauty, intelligence, genuine connection, and a little excitement, I’d love to meet you.

Due to other professional commitments, I only offer a limited number of appointments a week.

I’m happy for you to call once a booking is confirmed, so please first text me:

• Your name & age

• Preferred date, time & duration

• Incall or Outcall (suburb if outcall)

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Hello gentlemen, I'm KIACO

Come find me—we provide a private, comfortable space, discreet and ready for us—where I'll transform your fantasies into exquisite reality. From tender embraces that soothe your spirit to erotic explorations that leave you breathless and yearning for more, every caress is crafted for your ultimate pleasure.

My authentic, recent photos showcase my sensual curves and voluptuous charm, embodying the dream companion you've longed for. I adore worshipping your desires, savoring those deep moans of ecstasy that ignite my own passions. Let me guide you from the mundane to the sublime—the extraordinary awaits, far beyond the ordinary. Respectful, refined gentlemen only; your bliss is my deepest obsession. Come indulge with me in Cairns... you'll crave every moment. xx

Hi I am Kaya new to this job Frist time visit gold coast

Kaya is a beautiful photographic model recently arrived on the Gold Coast.

My body assets are beyond believable being a tall statuesque brunette woman 1.68 mtr tall with legs longer than you can imagine.

My bottom is the envy of all woman and the natural bust is normally only achieved by enhancement.I am proud to say that all my beauty is natural.

You will be proud to be seen in public with me and you will be the envy of all your friends.

However do not let my demure looks fool you as I can be a lioness in the bedroom if you push the right button.

I am a fun loving woman who will light up any room when I make my entrance and love the stunned silence as all male eyes follow me as I proudly parade my natural beauty for all to see

I will entertain you whether it be for a romantic dinner date,an all night encounter or just an hour of fun in my apartment.

My full service menu is both exotic and satisfying

If you wish to meet a high class beauty for some fun and laughs then call me now.

I am excited to meet you and have fun.

My service list

Japanese Nuru wet massage with special nuru gel on waterpove mattress

Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex I will be teasing and pleasing your for over 30 mins and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with bJ

$200/30 mins NURU massage with bJ

$300/60 mins NURU massage with bJ

Full GFE service sex list

Full body stress relief

Sensual testing

Sensual cuddling and touching

Full girlfriend experience kiss 💋 touching and cuddle

Sex in different positions 69

Oral in different ways and stockings high heels pretty lingerie really sexy won't let you down

Incall $200/30 mins full service

Incall $300/60 mins full service

VIP diamond service including

Sex(multiple times ,different positions)

Natural BJ

Piping candy bj

Cum in mouth

Rimming on me

Fire and ice (hot water and ice cube bj )

Gentle charm

Angel kiss

Deep throat gragon

Boobs waves ,around the word (wet your whole body with water in my mouth ) diamond fascination (licking all over your body ,

Incall $350/30 mins

Incall $450/45 mins

Incall $500 one hour

Outcall GFE full full service 550/1 hour

Outcall NURU wet massage plus full service

600/1 hour

Outcall VIP diamond service 650 one hour plus uber

Give me chance look look after you

Hi gentlemen my photo 100% real if not same as photo open the door will pay you 200 for travel

Beautiful young girl in twenty something just arrived on the Gold Coast.

Educated and grew up in Australia.

I am quite tall at 155 cm with beautiful young body.

Beautiful soft white skin.

I am living in a Surfers Paradise apartment.

This is the first time working on Gold Coast.

Service is unrushed.

Like to try new things sexual as well as all the usual stuff like.

Mutual Oral.

GFE.

Sex in all positions.

Showering together.

Ball and cock play.

Love to run my tongue the length of your shaft and to lick your balls.

Available early mornings by appointment but general hours are 10am until very late.

Introductory Prices for first week are as follows.

Japanese Nuru wet massage

Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex I will be teasing and pleasing your for over 30 mins and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with bj

INCALLS

$150/20 minutes

$200/30 minutes

$250/45 minutes

$300/1 hours

Nuru massage price

200$/30 mins

300$/60 mins

Nuru wet massage plus full service sex

250$/30 mins

350$/60 mins

OUTCALLS from 500 one hour

Hi gentlemen

I want to be your lover

Come and meet me baby in my air conditioned apartment

I am a beautiful private girl from philipina

I have a fit and lithe body which you will love

My tits are perfect for sucking and fucking

My pussy is shaved wet and tight

My special service is one with nothing out of bounds

I want you to feel comfortable and in command of my body

I want to be your sex slave

I will wear special lingerie and clothes for you

I will do slow striptease for you

I will suck your cock

I will fuck you

I will shower with you

I will do anything for you

Please phone me 0432588206

Incall prices

$150/20minutes

$200/30 minutes

$300/60minutes

Outcalls from $450 plus uber

5 star suite for incall. 🍾

(Outcall tonight) xo

Digital services are now available.

I am always free for you, your happiness and satisfaction is my top priority. Text me or you can hit me up on my socials and let's see where this conversation ends up.

Snapchat: addgia_x

WhatsApp: 0431067087

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To ensure a swift and efficient booking process, please contact me exclusively via SMS.

(Kindly note that I do not answer phone calls)

(All bookings require a deposit)

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I'm TS Arabelle: Your Perfect Party Companion! 

Looking for a fun and flirty experience? I'm here to deliver unforgettable encounters, from casual outings to exclusive VIP services. 

Whether it's a night out or a private rendezvous, I will ensure you have the time of your life! Book your fantasy now!

Discretion and privacy guaranteed. 

Please text me on 0478 841 086 with the following:

• name or alias
• time of booking
• length of booking
• service you desire

SERVICES I OFFER:

• Quicky Service ~

Lite kissing, oral on you and sex in multiple positions. 15 mins at $250

• Incall and Outcall ~

Visit me in my private apartment or have me come to you.

(Outcalls incur an additional $100 fee to be paid in advance to cover travel costs)

• Sensual Girlfriend Experience (GFE) ~

This includes lip kissing, deep throat on you, oral on me, multiple positions and cum on body. Price from $350 for 30 mins.

• Erotic Porn Star Experience (PSE) ~

Includes the above plus mutual rimming, toys, COF and anal. Price from $450 for 30 mins.

• Extras ~

My extras are BBBJ, CIM and filming and start from $100.

Gentlemen my name is alice and I have the best job on earth.I love it as I spend all my time partying and fucking men.i love all the different reactions to my naked body when I start to peel off my clothes with a slow gyrating dance performance.

This will really get you in the mood for what will happen next.I will leave that to your imagination 

In one day I can have as many as 4 which is fantastic for both of us.

Most girls fake it but I am a genuine sex addict who can’t live without it.

I dream of having my legs pushed right back over my shoulders by you.

Before we start if we can possibly hold back we will shower together and when you finish wit me I will give you a lovely soapy shower.

My prices are very good

INCALLS 

20 minutes for $120

30 minutes for $150

45 minutes for $200

60 minutes for $250

OUTCALLS

$450 for 1 hour 

ask about my special service 400$ one hour

extra :

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Big boobs tight pussy firm body silky skin.

Is there anything else required for wonderful FUCKING fun.

Beautiful calm personality, wonderfully clean and immaculate apartment for a good clean work out with the best COCKSUCKER in surfers paradise

I am a pocket rocket in Labrador with all the right moves.

Let me guide your THROBBING COCK into my PULSATING PUSSY.

Let us get wet down there together.

I am the best thing that will happen to you in your near future.