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Green Eyes, Thick thighs and Good Vibes 💋 VEE | Velvet Vixen
Velvet Vixen by name and by nature, but you can call me Vee 🌸
📍 Townsville, QLD
Available late on weekdays and 24 hours on weekends, offering both discreet incalls and outcalls.
A little about Vee
Think long, thick legs, feminine curves, a juicy ass, soft full lips, piercing blue-green eyes and silky brunette hair.
But there’s more to me than the photos.
I’m genuine, affectionate, confident and naturally playful. I love good conversation, easy chemistry and having a laugh. I’m also occasionally a little uncoordinated, so apparently entertainment comes complimentary.
My style is feminine, classy and sophisticated without being overdressed. Discretion matters to me, and I take exceptional pride in my personal hygiene, grooming and presentation. You can expect me to arrive beautifully presented, fresh and smelling amazing.
And yes, I’m 100% Australian. So Australian, in fact, that my ancestors were convicts. 🇦🇺
Experiences & Rates
💞 Girlfriend Experience | GFE
Protected oral on you, protected intercourse, light kissing, body kissing, touching and fingering, oral on me, multiple shots, plus massage from a qualified masseuse.
30 mins · $400
45 mins · $500
1 hour · $600
1.5 hours · $900
2 hours · $1,100
3 hours · $1,600
😈 Pornstar Experience | PSE
Bareback blowjob (BBBJ) with deep throat, gagging and spitting; oral on me; anal play on me including rimming; spanking on me; light BDSM such as hair pulling and choking after discussion; foot worshipping on me; multiple shots; anywhere on my body except my face, hair or inside; and toy play on me.
30 mins · $600
45 mins · $700
1 hour · $800
1.5 hours · $1,100
2 hours · $1,500
3 hours · $2,200
No natural intercourse. I maintain impeccable health and hygiene and intend to keep it that way.
💌 Booking Vee
To make booking quick and easy, please include:
Name:
Age:
Background:
Incall or outcall:
Preferred date & time / ASAP:
Duration:
GFE or PSE:
For example:
Hi Vee, my name is ___, I’m ___ years old and of ___ background. Are you available tonight at ___pm for a ___ minute incall PSE?
Pre-bookings are preferred because they allow me to give you the best experience possible. Last-minute bookings are absolutely welcome when my schedule allows, so you’re still welcome to ask xxx
🏡 Incalls
Available near Townsville CBD in a discreet, clean and comfortable location. Fresh linen and bottled water are always provided.
🚗 Outcalls
Available to most locations with no additional outcall fee. You will simply need to provide my Uber each way.
Please provide as much information about the booking and location as possible. I don’t offer car or public services, and a deposit is required for all outcall bookings.
Pre-bookings preferred · Last-minute enquiries welcome 💞
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HI , Gentlemen❤️
0424308879
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I am 26 y/o if you like hot sexy girl you will love me. Come to see me let me show you my sexy body Wonderful feeling that you will never forget.🌸
I am very passionate and always horny. You will enjoy a true girlfriend experience with lots of playing, teasing, licking and the best oral you ever had .My service is unrushed & respectful We can both enjoy our time together.🍑
I provide passionate GFE (Girl Friend Experience) service💋
Passionate Kiss
Love sucking
Amazing blow jb
Teasing Foreplay
69 Extremely Horny
Boobs waves
Shower together
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INCALL RATES FOR FULL SERVICE🔥
$150 - 30 mins
$200 - 45 mins
$250 - 60 mins
OUTCALLS FOR FULL SERVICE
DEPOSIT IS A MUST)😛$500/60 min Plus TRANSPORT FEE DEPOSIT (
I cant wait to meet you all, Thank you for reading this and choosing me, i am Flattered!......
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Monroe - naughty blonde temptress
~ $100 deposit and ID required to book ~
Hello lovers, I'm Monroe a tall, toned, modelesque blonde with soft natural curves in all the right places. I'm open minded, friendly, flirty and enjoy a good mix of sensuous intimacy and raunchy hedonism. I love to explore our personal chemistry and find out what makes you tick. My open personality and cheeky sense of humour make me the perfect companion for those who enjoy playful banter alongside passionate moments. My GFE is is very naughty, deep kissing makes me feel connected and I enjoy foreplay and feeling the tension build up before reaching the climax.
Come and indulge yourself, let pleasure and desire take over.😘💦
GFE: kissing, mutual oral, hand job, blow job, sex, pussy play, body kissing, multi-shot, COB, pillow talk and cuddling, intimate massage, toys on you or me.
PSE (for those who want to spice it up): DFK, mutual oral, hand job, blow job, sex, pussy play/fingering, multi-shot, COB, role play, dirty talk, deepthroat, light kink play, spanking, rimming on me, ball licking and toys. ($100 -$200 extra)
To make a booking please send a text message stating
- your name
- the type and length of your booking
- you're preferred time.
I don't take phone calls, only text messages. Xx
sexy sexy new lady in town busty passionate full service
call: 0423467955
I am a fully independent private companion with a bubbly and affectionate personality and a genuine love for what I do. Standing at 160cm . I’m Pretty Busty and curvy. Which contrasts amazingly with my round feminisms hips and natural 36D cup breasts. Big brown eyes and sexy hot body.. sweet t smile will have you captivated from the moment we meet each other. I am friendly, honest and a little bit cheeky. I’ve been told several times that I’m a bit of a tease. Which is probably quite accurate. When it comes to intimacy. I am trying to keep a relaxed attitude. Keeping things casual and fun. But passionate at the same time... so ..let’s have fun together? I am more than happy to spend time with people of any gender and any level of experience. There is no judgement here. Only satisfaction and enjoyment:)
I provide a complete Girl Friend Experience, an ultimate companion
incall And outcall available
Full service Prices List :
60 mins 250
45 mins 200
30 mins 150
20 mine 120
Massage n happy ending
60 mins 200
30 mins 130
Outcall to your place $500 per hour + Transport Fee Deposit ( its a must )
Overnight is available
Pls don't use blocked numbers
clean and tidy place
easy parking.
call : 0423467955
Brazilian Massage + Signature Hot Stones
Firm Massage • Warm Hot Stones • Sensual Touch
• Private & Discreet
Hey babes 💋
Your experience starts on my massage table with beautiful massage oil and firm, relaxing pressure to release tension and help your whole body unwind.
Enjoy my classic massage with my Signature Hot Stones for an even deeper release.
And yes, we’re both fully naked.
You’re welcome to touch me and enjoy the closeness throughout the experience.
Once you’re completely relaxed, we move from the massage table to the bed, where you can choose your preferred Happy Ending style and enjoy the more playful side of our time together. 💋
Perfect for:
♡ FIFO & Miners
♡ Defence Personnel
♡ Athletes & Gym Enthusiasts
♡ Truck Drivers
♡ Anyone with tired muscles or daily stress
Offering:
♡ Signature Hot Stone Experience
♡ Relaxation & Sensual Massage
♡ Girlfriend Experience (Enquire)
♡ Pornstar Experience (Enquire)
Price List:
you can find FULL PRICE LIST on my WEBSITE
OR just TEXT me.
Location:
Discreet private residence near The Strand.
🔥 For some private , uncensored photos and videos:
https://www.patreon.com/LouisaTheBrazilian/posts/just-teaser-169366618
❤️ Miss Asuka ❤️ 0478 942 487 ❌❌❌
❤️ Miss Asuka ❤️0478 942 487 ❌❌❌
address 2/28 French Street
Hi, honey.
My name is Asuka, 24 , a beautiful, enthusiastic, pretty, friendly girl who always excites you. I'm sexy. I have a gorgeous body, a beautiful 34 degrees, and a sexy, super-smooth pit. I'm interested in making you happy and relaxed. I provide amazing service.
A brief introduction!!
Name: Miss Asuka ❤️
No.7 (Small curve) genuine 👄
Please leave your contact information
🎀 My list of services 🎀
Feel and embrace
Body scrub
My price
hotHot oil massage
30/$50
45/70
60/100
door-to-door service $400- $450
Additional features 🥰
🙏🙏0478 942 487🙏🙏
Date and time
Thank you 😊
🚫 No phone calls, text messaging only 🚫 No alcohol or smoking is allowed on staff
Ms. Asaka xoxo 😘. I don't often advertise, come back to find my guests, please save the phone, but I will be resident Townsville 0478 942 487
Address, you can come directly, or make an appointment by SMS.
2/28 French Street Pimlico,QLD 4812 0478942487
No.1 branch 270a Ross River Rd, Aitkenvale QLD 4814,0427606688
FULL SERVICE, FETISHES, PARTY, DIGITAL, MASSAGE, DOUBLES
🧠 Read before contacting me 💦 text only calls are silenced
How to book:
1. Your name
2. Nationality
3. Where you saw my ad
4. Time
5. duration
6. Incall or outcall( if outcall what location?)
7. State/city
8. what service( pse, gfe, ultimate pse, fetish, blow and go, massage)
Services:
Gfe:
Kissing
Handjob
Sex
Covered BJ
DATY
69
Dfk
multiple positions
Multiple shots( 30 minutes onwards)
Shower for two
😝 $200 15 minutes incall
💰 $300 30 mins incall
☺️ $400 45 minutes incall
🤑 $500 1 hour incall
😘 $400 30 minutes outcall
😁 $500 45 minutes Outcall
😎 $600 1 hour outcall
Pse: Everything in GFE as well as
Fingering
Blow Job (natural at my discretion)
COB
COF
Spanking
Roleplay
Rimming on me
Dirty talk
💰 $400 30 mins incall
☺️ $500 45 minutes incall
🤑 $600 1 hour incall
😘 $500 30 minutes Outcall
😁 $600 45 minutes Outcall
😎 $700 1 hour outcall
Ultimate pse: everything In PSE as well as ANAL SEX, light anal play on me
💰 $650 30 mins
🤑 $900 1 hour
😘 $750 30 minutes Outcall
😎 $1050 1 outcall
BLOW AND GO: $250 for 15 minutes bj(uncovered with cob or cof) $150 15 minutes bj(covered)
👐🏾 massage: 30 mins $200 includes naked massage, touching and hand job. You can choose only 1(kissing, cob or cof) to be added at no extra cost.
👐 extras that can be added to massage are $150 bj(uncovered), $100 bj(covered) or Massage + full service Gfe $350 30 minutes 1 hour $550, pse $450 30 minutes 1 hour $650
I do offer party bookings minimum 2 hours.
Have a special request? Don’t hesitate to ask. special requests don't mean cheaper price my prices are not negotiable.
double’s available with myself and my girl Sasha. Please enquire for details and price
OVERNIGHT $3500 pse service, 8 hours.
✈️ Fly me out: from $5000
👙 Topless waitressing/social Escort: $200 per hour
Payment methods:
💵 cash
💵 pay id
💵 beem it
💕ROLE-PLAYS
- fetish
- Humiliation
- golden shower
- cross dressing
- pegging and more just ask.
please tell me the role play/fetish you wish to receive
💕DIGITAL SERVICES
- $100 for 15 mins via FaceTime/whatsApp
- book 30 mins before session
nationality: Ghanaian
Award Winning Performer • Natural curves • Body of Art
I’m Viv. Award-winning burlesque performer, natural curves, and genuinely one of the most fun evenings you will ever have. I am the ultimate MILF - an actual one, not a category - and I say that with complete confidence and zero apology.
What you’re getting:
Petite. Naturally curvaceous. Every inch authentically mine. Pilates-fit, gymnast-flexible, midnight ballerina energy with the warmth of someone who actually wants to be there. Sensual, sexy, and present in a way that will ruin average for you permanently.
Role play? Absolutely my element 💋🔥
Social dates, overnights, extended bookings available…. let’s chat 🔥🔥.
My availability is extremely limited. Pre-booking is recommended. I’m touring…wherever the right enquiry takes me.
I am intentionally low volume. Why? Because when I’m with you I’m completely yours. Every moment, every detail, every experience is curated entirely around you.
🔥💋 Not your average booking, not even close 💦🍾
🆕 New clients - a small deposit is required, no exceptions, no awkward conversations. Just adults who know what they want.
🍾 Before you reach out, please read my ad. All of it!!
💋 When you reach out, include:
• Your location
• What you’re looking for
• Your preferred date & time
🤩 Returning clients - no deposit, no fuss. Just say hello. 💋
Ready? Good. I’m waiting for you to contact me… 🔥
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*WITH SELL OUT TOURS ACROSS QUEENSLAND RECENTLY, BE SURE TO BOOK KIM EARLY - At least a few days notice is preferable.
Welcome to the profile for Kimberley K Bliss:
International glamour model, exotic dancer, pole dancer, topless waitress, fetish provider, dominatrix and escort!
Kim is Australian, with European background and officially verified by Escorts and Babes.
She is a slim, busty size 10 brunette with a gorgeous face, an amazing athletic body and an hourglass figure 😍
She has been described as friendly, fun loving, adventurous, well educated and discreet 🎓✍🏻💋
She is available for private shows, bucks parties, events, and one-on-one.
(Available ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS. Her visit to this city is short and sweet ) ✈️
Come have a relaxing and erotic experience that will leave you weak at the knees and begging for more! 😘❤️
YES! This a real ad with real pics!
And yes, Kimberley been officially verified by Escorts and Babes!
TEXT anytime 24/7
SHE IS VERY POPULAR AND UNABLE TO ANSWER CALLS SO PLEASE ONLY TEXT, KIM WILL CALL YOU WHEN SHE IS AVAILABLE!
OUTCALLS AND INCALLS AVAILABLE NOW.
0458 596 606
2 Pretty Girls Work Today, Best GFE & Nude Massage, incall /outcall
Hello gentlemen!
Thank you for taking some time to read my profile!
Name : Lily
Age : 25Years Old
Height: 162 Cm
Weight: 60 kg
Eyes: Black
Body: Curvy
Dress: Size 7
Ethnicity: Thai I'm sexy feminine, an absolutely hot and a very attractive, I am the only Female of your dream and I know you will get attracted to my caramel beautiful skin! I can provide the most intimate experience that you'll ever have. all in one sweet lady and also extremely clean!!
If you appreciate discretion, confidentiality and you are looking for a sexy, sweet and fun companion who provides the ultimate experience. I will use all my enchant and sensuality to make you even hornier, relaxed and wishing much more.
INCALL GFE SERVICE:
cuddling and hugging, touching
erotic body rub
relief
good sex multi positions
shower together
$150 for 30 minutes
$200 for 45 mintues
$250 for 60 mintues
BODY RUB SERVICES:
soft relaxing nude body rub
oil rub
deep tissue rub
body slide
relief
Natural Boobs Ocean Wave Oil Body rub body to body
Hottie Full Time Body Rub service No Rush ♡
Body Rub Price
$ 120 for 30 minutes
$ 200 for 60 minutes
See you soon Darling
0452 149 615
Catherine
Busty mature blonde Australian
Sexy Cute / Loves Big Cock / Anal Aussie Babe / Outcalls
Gentlemen of Townsville
Hi, my name is Brooklyn, formally known as Sexy Miss Kitty. Some of you may remember me from 2016. I'm originally from Brisbane and the Gold Coast. I'm now living here in Townsville.
You won't be disappointed with what you get when I arrive. I have a casual look, well maintained with a sexy curved body and a booty you will love. I look after my appearance and personal hygiene and expect you to be the same if you are wanting my company. If you do not meet my standards of cleanliness, I will not proceed with the booking and will definitely let you know of the reason why.
I am easy to get along with, can engage in conversation if that is something to make you feel more comfortable. I'm funny, quick witted and non judgemental on your choice of what makes you happy. I do not tolerate idiots just to be advised.
So if your interested come dip your sexy hard cock in my delicious wet pussy... preferably now!!
OUTCALLS ONLY
RATES:
GFE - $350 - $550
PSE - $450 - $850
OVERNIGHTS - $1500
FEMALES AND COUPLES WELCOME
CASH ONLY
I WILL NOT ACCEPT PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS! SO DO NOT ASK
SAFE SEX ALWAYS
Available 9:00 pm - 3:00am most nights
Weekdays - 8:00am - 3:00pm
To make a booking please text me with the following details :
- Name
- Age
- Nationality
- Service you desire
- Date & preferred time
TEXT ONLY - 0419 286 736
I look forward to meeting you soon
Brooklyn 💋 xx
🇯🇵NEW 23yo Japanese! Nuru Body Slide❤️Hot Sex
❤️Japanese style nuru body slide massage
❤️Super good Massage and wonderful sex
konichiwa babe,
I’m Zoe, 22years old student, Japanese girl:)✨
My skin is smooth and golden, my legs long and toned, and my full natural D-cup breasts sit high and soft on my petite 160cm, 48kg frame.
I warm the oil between my palms and drizzle it slowly over my heavy breasts, flat stomach, and slick thighs until my whole body glistens.
I climb onto you, pressing my warm, slippery naked body flat against your back. I start gliding up and down in long, slow strokes. My soft, heavy tits drag across your shoulders and spine, my stiff nipples tracing wet lines on your skin. My smooth, bare pussy slides right along your ass, leaving a hot, slippery trail every time I move.
I slide lower, kissing and licking down your spine until I reach your ass. I spread your legs wider and kneel between them. This is where your Lingam Massage begins — I cup your balls gently and wrap both hands around your throbbing cock, stroking you with slow, twisting, oil-slicked perfection.
My slick fingertip circles your tight entrance, teasing you softly. Now I give you my deep Prostate Massage. I gently push my finger inside and curl it, stroking that sensitive spot while my other hand keeps pumping your cock faster and tighter.
Every time you get close to the edge, I slow down… stop… and let the ache build even stronger. I bring you right to the brink again and again, never letting you tip over.
💖services:
-Sensual tickling and cuddling
-Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils
-Soapy wet shower or bath for two
-Body worship
-Fire & Ice Relief
-Ball worship
-Prostate service
-Foot fetish & worship
-Spanking
-sex in any position
Contact me for more services and rate:)
🔥My rate
Massage rate
$50 30mins
Fully naked + Japanese style hand job
$100
Fully naked + naughty blow job
$150
Full services (popular!)
$200
African Princess
Please call or text me on 0429634963, Private Phone Numbers will not be answered.
I am that girl next door, 25 years old, African with smooth soft skin, naughty but nice with a soft personality, ready to show you all my skills.
The photos you see are me, my face is obscured for my privacy but you will definitely not be disappointed.
IN CALLS
Full Service
$300 / 30 Mins
$400 / 60 Mins
OUT CALLS
Full Service
$400 / 30 Mins
$450 / 60 Mins
Sexy plus size woman with curves in the right places
Available day and night sexy, curvy woman who likes to have a good time. I can be wild, I can be calm and I sure like to make a mess.
There is not much I have not done and would love to hear what your kink is.
I like to make everyone feel comfortable and relaxed. If you are feeling nervous but really want to make a booking let's talk about it and see the best way to make your comfortable.
Send me a message and we can work out how to best service you.
i am also available for other services for example after dark cleaning, if you need to take a date to a function, barely dressed cooking.
GRACE
🔥 TOWNSVILLE | 18+ ONLY 🔥
Adventurous. Playful. Confident.
A little sweet, a little dangerous - and definitely hard to forget. 😉
I offer a private, discreet and unhurried experience with genuine chemistry, good conversation and a relaxed atmosphere.
🫦INCALL🫦
30 MIN - $360
45 MIN - $440
60 MIN - $560
90 MIN - $820
2 HOURS - $1,100
🫦OUT CALL🫦
60 MIN $750
90 MIN $1,100
2 HOURS $1,450
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✨ Incall & outcall available
✨ Discretion and mutual respect expected
✨ Protected services only - no exceptions
🌿 BEFORE YOU BOOK
To secure an appointment, the following are required:
🔞 18+ only - valid photo ID is required for age verification and safety.
💳 $100 deposit - required for all bookings to secure your requested date and time.
🔒 Deposits are non-refundable - your booking is not confirmed until the deposit has been received.
⏰ Please arrive on time. Late arrival may reduce your booking time.
📍 Incall and outcall details are provided once your booking is confirmed.
🤍 Respect, discretion and clear communication are expected at all times.
🛡️ Protected services only - no exceptions.
Refund Policy
Deposits and payments are generally non-refundable. However, if the service provider is unable to fulfil a confirmed booking due to personal circumstances or is otherwise unable to provide the agreed service, any payment made toward the unfulfilled booking will be refunded.
Refunds do not apply to client cancellations, late arrivals, no-shows or changes requested by the client.
© 2026 All content is owned by me. No copying, downloading, recording, reposting, distributing or reproducing without written permission.
INDIAN CURV WET BABE FULL FANTASY EXPERIENCE! ❤️IN/OUT! FIRST TIME IN THE TOWNHottie Playful Busty Girl ! Make You Crazy and Passionate, party girl, extras
I'll give u the best experience ever. Come see me in my private apartment.
Whether you're stressed at work or home, I invite you to come over for a
stress release! I provide the most pleasurable experience for all the
gentlemen who visit me. Guaranteed to please, no rush on any services
provided. I accommodate to levels of experience whether you've done this
before, have a fantasy, need a companion or it’s your first time ... Everything
I do is always un-rushed and done effortlessly, as I want you just as much
as you want me from the moment we meet.
👅💦 Your 33yo Neighbourhood Menace – Ready to Ruin Your Whole Damn Day (in the best way possible) 😈
so here's the deal.
u think u can handle me?? good. ‘cause i ain't here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings. i'm here to suck the life outta your dick & make u forget your own name. yeah. i said it. i'm Alma. not some 20-something girl who's still figuring out how to ride. i've been around the block – hell, i've done laps around that block – & i know exactly what i want. & right now. what i want is your cock in my mouth. period.
lemme paint u a picture – ‘cause i'm nice like that. u walk in. maybe u're nervous. maybe u're tryna act cool. cute. i don't care. i'm probably in my ratty old t-shirt that's way too big & my panties that cost like $3 from kmart. ‘cause guess what – i'm not here to impress u with fancy lingerie. i'm here to impress u with my tongue. & trust me baby that thing does magic tricks. 🪄
i'll push u against the door. grab your belt. yank it open. no small talk. no “how was your day” bullshit. just me. my mouth. your dick. & the sound of u losing your mind.
u wanna talk about deep throat?? i don't just deep throat – i fucking worship that thing. i'll take u all the way in. feel u hit the back of my throat. gag a little – yeah i said it – & then i'll do it again. ‘cause that's how i roll. & while i'm down there? i'm playing with your balls like they're my stress toys. gentle. rough. whatever u need. but don't u dare cum yet – not ‘til i say so.
then i'll push u onto my bed. or the floor. or the kitchen counter – i don't give a shit where we end up. i'll climb on top of u. grind that pussy all over your dick – yeah u feel how wet i am?? that's all for u baby. i'll tease u ‘til u're practically crying. rub my clit on your shaft. let u feel every inch of me. & then – if u're lucky – i'll let u slide inside me. feel every inch of you, every twitch, every time u lose control. & i'll ride u like i'm trying to win a fucking rodeo. u can grab my hips. pull my hair. spank me if u want. i don't break easy. i'm 33 honey – i know what i like & what i don't. & what i don't like is boring sex.
then maybe – if u're still alive – i'll flip u over. bend u however i want. legs up. face down. sideways – i don't care. i'll take what i want. & i want u to fuck me like u just got outta prison. 😂 no mercy. no romance. just sweat. skin. & that wet sound we both love. i'll moan your name – even if i forgot it 5 seconds ago – ‘cause it's hot, right?? & when u're about to blow?? i'll whisper something nasty in your ear. something that'll make u bust right then & there. & i'll watch your face twist up like u just saw god. that's my favourite part.
so yeah. i'm not your sweet little girlfriend. i'm not your therapist. i'm not here to fix your problems. i'm here to drain your balls so good u can't walk straight for 2 days. that's it. that's the ad.
u want a boring girl who'll lie there like a dead fish?? go somewhere else. u want someone who'll make u laugh, make u moan, make u question all your life choices?? then text me.
⚠️ IMPORTANT SHIT ⚠️
––– payment ––– cash works. always. PAYID too – but listen up – INSTANT ONLY. delayed or pending transfers?? nope. not accepted. don't even try. i ain't your bank – i'm your bad decision for the day. 😘
––– contact ––– TEXT ME. don't fucking call. i might be busy. like. busy. with someone else. or maybe just eating toast in my undies. either way – i'll get back to u when i'm not in the middle of something delicious. & if i take a while? don't get pissy. good things come to those who wait. & trust me – i'm worth the wait.
so c'mon. send me that message. tell me your name. tell me when. tell me what u need. but don't waste my time. ‘cause i got other balls to drain & only so many hours in the day. u in?? or u scared?? 😏
– Alma 💋💦
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