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so here’s the thing, lover boy. name’s Fanny. 40. yeah u heard me. four-fuckin’-zero n’ i still ride dick like i’m tryna break a bronco 🐎💥. got a mouth that’d make a truckie blush n’ a cunt that grips like a wet fist 👊💧. i ain’t no soft milfy princess, i’m the slag next door who’ll suck ur brains out through ur balls n’ then ask “that all ya got?” with a smirk 😏.

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lemme tell u bout last Thursday. doorbell goes. ding-dong, it’s the AusPost postie. cute lil’ hi-vis, shorts, beard. he’s holdin’ a box like a dork n’ goes “parcel that needs signing for, love.” i open the door in my robe – tits barely covered, nips hard from the fuckin’ chill (it’s bloody July mate) 🥶. i see his eyes drop. poor thing.

i bend over to sign his scanner. real slow. robe gapes wide open. no undies. my wet cunt just starin’ at him like a glazed donut 🍩💦. he drops the scanner. clatter. “you—uh—you doin’ that on purpose?” his voice all squeaky. i just bite my lip n’ let the robe fall right off. tits out, forty-year-old slut on display, belly n’ thighs n’ all this ripe fuckin’ flesh 🍑.

he’s on his knees before i even blink. face buried in me like a man findin’ water in the desert 👅🌊. tongue flickin’ my clit till my knees buckle, i’m pullin’ his hair, moanin’ “fuck me, postman pat, deliver that tongue.” he eats me out so sloppy i nearly gush all over his Australia Post beanie 🧢💦. then i drag him up, shove him onto my couch, n’ i fish a rubber outta his pocket. roll it on his cock with my mouth. teeth n’ all 😬🍆. then i climb on reverse cowgirl, arse jigglin’ in his face, n’ ride him into the fuckin’ cushions 🛋️💥. gruntin’ like a whore in heat. his work phone buzzes – supervisor. he picks up, “yeah nah, big run today, still doin’ the delivery.” STILL FUCKIN’ ME. i’m creamin’ all over his balls, cunt milkin’ him dry, came twice before he finally pulls out, rips the rubber off n’ paints my tits with his load 🎨💦. parcel still unopened on the floor. Post mail can wait.

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see? i’m the kinda 40-year-old who fucks like she’s tryna pay rent 💸. i’ll whisper filthy shit in ur ear that’ll make u cum so hard u forget ur own fuckin’ name 🫠. wanna be my next little accident? u text me somethin’ obscene – one sentence, straight filth. makes my clit tingle? u get directions. if not? go bash one out in the shower, champ 🚿🍆. ur loss.

i ain’t chasin’. u want this sloppy, tight, motor-mouthed milf cougar pussy? ya know where the button is.

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💰 THE BORING MONEY SHIT 💰

cash in hand, or PAYID – instant transfer ONLY. delayed n’ pending bullshit? nah fuck that. i don’t play banker, i play with dicks 🖕🏼. money first. play after. no exceptions, sweetheart 😘

📲 TEXT ONLY. don’t bloody call me – i’m prolly busy gettin’ railed into next week by some other lucky prick. i’ll hit u back when i’m free n’ moist ✨

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— Fanny 👅💋🔥

Petite young blonde with soft lips, sexy curves and a dangerously addictive girlfriend experience 💞

Playful, affectionate and feminine, I love making a man feel completely spoiled, relaxed and desired in my company.

Expect genuine chemistry, teasing, kisses, sensual touch, intimacy and plenty of attention 😇

A luxe experience with a sweet girl-next-door vibe and just the right amount of temptation.

✨ $200 Blow + Go Special Available

Perfect for busy gentlemen wanting a fun, discreet escape. A protected 15 minute blow job - let me show you my talents 😉

Available now for private bookings, outcalls, video calls and exclusive content 💋

Screening required for all first-time bookings.

A deposit may be requested to secure appointments.

Respectful, hygienic and discreet gentlemen only 💋

Ladies looking for a sneaky thrill? The older the better😉. Whether you’re looking for a cub or a companion to create a spark with scroll no further. No rush with every appointment, its all about you😘. Privacy is everything, what is said between us stays between us. Currently I’m doing OUTCALLS only, I’m 6 foot, fit build and hungry for a mature woman.

When enquiring please format:

Name:

Time/Date:

Duration:

P.S I see women only

For any special requests please advise in your booking.

Let's share crazily hot moments together and cuddling and caress moments. Book me now and I'll make you entertained. Get ready to have some fun.

You'll going to have an amazing time with me. Our time together will be done slowly but surely, you'll going to enjoy every second of it. 

 I'm very experienced in my line of work and consider myself a true

professional in the art of sex! I've done it all babe! So, no need to be shy!

Hi Handsome.

I am very friendly & naughty, surely you will enjoy my special p in bed. I offer the best girl escort you've ever had. I provide discreet services. 

I can do what makes you happy, and surely u will experience the real heaven with me, a real satisfaction.

Just call me to make an appointment. I am well-educated and well-mannered, and I strive to understand your needs and provide them with full joy.

My time with you will be exceptional and fully enjoyable, as I know how to satisfy a true gentleman's desire. 

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIm $80

Yuan Ju De Massage Center best massage only $50 for 30 min

Hi Guys,

We have good news for our valued customers. A new beautiful girl is now running the shop. She is going to bring new management and vibe to our practice. This girl has years of remedial massage practice. She is also excellent in dry needling, gua sha and various massage therapy practices. The shop prices $70 for a 45 minute session, and for a 60 minute session, only charged. The promotion is valid for this winter period and will end by the end of this month.$80 will be

Welcome everybody again to . Come for a full body rub, or an intense deep tissue pressing on your tired or tense spots, you will enjoy a good relaxation and will bring back your vitality and good mood. You can just walk in or make a booking at 0414 593 899. No reservation is required. There are plenty parking spaces at the 1/F carpark with insignificant charges. We are looking forward to seeing you here.Yuan Ju De Massage Center

We only hire girls with professional body rub and massage training, to provide you with formal rub services. The girls are equipped with professional rub methods and skilled techniques that will surely bring relaxation to you from a whole day’s work.

You should meet our team of Prostate Specialists. They are trained to deliver a super body rub experience and will surely bring you back your youth years.

Since all the girls are trained with professional rub and skilled in technique; therefore, we can let every customer who comes to our shop be well treated and enjoy our services. We don’t charge extra, but our services will definitely make you satisfy.

We also provide Deep Tissue Remedial Rub, Whole body Oil Rub, and Dry Needling.

We always have two to three young and beautiful girls stationing in our shop. Masseuses from other Asian countries also like to work with us as well.

Currently we offer the following prices:

$50 for a 30 min. session

$65 for a 45 min. session

$70 for a 60 min. session

We open 7 days, from early in morning to late at night

Please text or call at 0414 593 899

The shop address is:

Yuan Ju De Massage Center

Shop 12, 115 Wickham Street, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane City 4006

Hey babes, my name is Lola I am 27 from Australia

I work in a salon in Fortitude Valley To make booking pls 

1: what time do u want to book : _______

2: how long : _______

Thanks 

NO NATURAL SEX 

NO BJ No Anal

EVERYTHING IS COVERED

DONT ASK FOR DISCOUNT

What double the fun ask what other girls are available and we can have multiple girls.

NO TIME WASTER PLEASE

⛔️NO CALLS the reason I don't answer is because to many waste time .

✅️TEXT ONLY

THANKS 😉

As you can see from my photos, I have a STUNNING NATURAL FACE, Natural Large Firm BOOBS, the most beautiful Innocent looks and a Gorgeous Size 6 tight Body with a nice toned ass that turns heads. I workout regularly and would like to fulfil your asian gym girl fantasies. I think you will be impressed when you see my body.

I am super energetic and fun and take extreme Pride in my Appearance and Hygiene. 

I offer a very tender service and I am a very naturally caring person. when I do I provide an Intimate Sensual Experience and will leave you wanting more.

You’ll find, I am attentive to your needs and will endeavour to reach beyond your expectations within reason!

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Making u happy is my primary responsibility, I really hope and wish that we

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Then, u will come to see me again and again. Now, I'm waiting for u here, PLZ contact me as soon as possible.

Don't he hesitate.

The following is about my prices and services.

BDSM

My services including

Safe sex,

Relief,

Body rub, 

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Hi Gentlemen!

🎊My advertising photos are authentic.🥳

 I'm 31 years old,studying in Australia ,I'm sexy Petite size 5,Height 159 cm , 48 kg, dark hair.

I’m friendly and open mind… I own a natural good body, firm bust and nice round bum.

I only offer good services, I enjoy pleasing men, and being pleased.

Service also comes with , cuddles, touch, teases, Relief, Mutual Relief, passionate sex.. and ask for more.

Our session will be unrushed and fully focused on you. Wanna find out how different I am to other girls? I have ability to makes you so irresistible！ I don’t do outcalls!!

In call prices

full service prices

$120 for 15 minutes

$150 for half an hour.

$ 200 for 45minutes

$250 for an hour

 Don’t ask natural sex, no any anal service,no swallo!

❌I don't negotiate on price.

❌I will not answer phone calls.

❌time wasters will be reported and blocked

Hi gentlemen!

🎉 My advertising photos are real. 🥳

 I am 26 years old, studying in Australia, I am sexy and petite, size 6, 158 cm tall, 48 kg,

I am friendly and open-minded... I have a natural good body, tight breasts and round ass.

I only provide quality services, I enjoy pleasing men and being pleased by them.

Services also include double shower, cuddling, touching, teasing, relief, mutual relief, passionate sex... and ask for more.

Our sessions will be unhurried and completely focused on you. Want to know how I am different from other girls? I have the ability to make you so irresistible!

Call prices

Full service prices

15 minutes $120

Half hour $150.

45 minutes $200

Hourly $250

 Don't ask about natural sex, anal sex services,

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I am sweet PLAYFUL shemale you've been looking for

OPEN MINDED genuine and extremely DISCREET

I will assure you will have a good time 

Yes I am the REAL DEAL 100 percent feminine 

So don't WASTE TIME ... I'm the girl fantasy you have been waiting for

Give me a call to set up your appointment 

no rush

no attitude

FIRST TIMER are WELCOME ... BI ...CURIOUS

PICS are REAL and RECENT

Im Not a Full time Escort so working hours are limited and bookings are limited as well.

Pls make your self clean before you come and see me.

I don't send photos so pls don't ask.

If you made a booking and did not showed up I will blocked you so for courtesy msg or call if you can't make it .

In CALL

OUTCALL HOTELS ONLY

PRICES are NOT NEGOTIABLE

$ 250 for 30 minutes

$ 350 for the hour

$500 for an out call 1 hour hotel only

PRIVACY IS MY POLICY

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Hello Gentlemen,

0481 863 531

I am here to make your fantasy come true and fulfill all your desire! 👅

we make our man feel special always! I cant wait to hear from you as I‘m available for in-call and out-call service! 👄 👄

Cuddling

Mutual relief

Different Positions

Shower light role play

sexy lingerieover night date

relief different positions

foot fetish 

If you're looking for someone fun, fit and a little bit flirty I'm the perfect girl to fulfill your fantasies.

GFE service 

$150/30 minutes

$250/60 minutes

diamond service🔥🔥🔥

$ 450/ 60mins

including

🌹body slide 

🌹condom sex dragon service

Outcall from 

$500/1 hr + Uber fees

🔥🔥Party Time longer booking welcome

🌷 I am here waiting for you! We’ll have great fun hot enjoy time …🔥👅💦

0481 863 531

Hi gentlemen

I’m new in town, and looking to meet new people! 

I am FUN & Energetic, Sexy, Sophisticated with a jaw dropping body, and personality! I enjoy the company of professional mature men, and women. You will feel refreshed with a new attitude after some time with me! 

I provide a non-rushed discreet experience.

I have a great sense of humor and I'm very passionate in everything I do.  I''m a playful flirtatious very sweet fun loving girl with a totally wild side. I am eager to please.

Have me over tonight

Hi,

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and

confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being

sensual, and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is

no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment

we touch. I am always well-presented and considerate towards my clients,

I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in

return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together

unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80