Woodend Escorts and Adult Services

Hi gentlemen, this is Hanna，You will love my beautiful sexy face and 🔥body

I'm only 19 years old，standing 163cm tall with natural DD cup

My body is very flexible, soft, young 💦💦and beautiful.

you will feel welcome and relaxed by a young student.

I am full of pure pleasure with a nice round 🍑ass for you!

Genuine booking only,

Time waster will be blocked.

Text message me the time you want to come

During our time with each other, I will serve you in a polite, affectionate, and attentive way. You can either be the boss, telling his naughty little office girl what to do or, we can reverse the roles and it will be you that is dominated by me your misstress whom you worship and adore.

🌸💖I am both active and passive and remember, this is about you so you can be comfortable with telling me your inner most secrets. I will never judge or make assumptions so please, just do you boo! 

My Price: 

GFE service

$250-30mins

$400-60mins

PSE INCALL; 

$300- 30mins

$400- 45mins

$500- 60mins

OUTCALL; 

1hour - $550 + [Travel expenses]

2hour - $900 + [Travel expenses]

**** If I book, I need to pay the travel expenses in advance. No small talk, thank you for your cooperation

☎  0405305224

Send me a short message telling me your age your race your date address thank you

Hello lover

welcome to my paradise

here pleasing you is my delight

welcoming you to an exclusive experience where your satisfaction is my top priority, I offer a high class and discreet encounter for both of us, allowing us to fully enduldge our fantasies for a memorable and pleasurable time together.

do you have a desire or fantasy wanting to be brought to life ? Make sure to message me with your request along with your name and how long you wish to see me for .

I look forward to hearing from you soon

 X

please note that I offer a variety of experiences, this and timeframes affect rates x

all services are protected for the safety of you and myself , I DO NOT offer CarPlay services, thankyou for your understanding x

SOUTH BRISBANE - discreet private apartment, with free on site parking.

🔹️ TODAY ONLY 🔹️

9th July 4pm-midnight

KURABY - private home

10th - 17th July 10am-10pm

🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋🔥💋

Two Naked Ladies are Better Than One!

Imagine yourself sliding in between two sexy, sensual, naughty mature Aussie ladies

Have you ever had a double blow job? Two mouths, one cock - all that pleasure!

They say why just please one woman when you can please two! It’s a challenge many men undertake at least once in their lifetime!

Let’s tick off that bucket list today!

We are offering unforgettable encounters designed for gentleman who appreciate sensuality, chemistry, and indulgence

Curves to tempt, soft touches to linger, and an atmosphere charged with playful intimacy... every moment crafted to leave you completely enchanted

Luxury, pleasure, and attentive connection await

Are you ready to experience us both?

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RATES & SERVICES

Rates are for both ladies — not per person

DELUXE MASSAGE

A deeply sensual escape designed to relax, tease, and tempt. Soft curves, lingering touches and a delicious chemistry that combines for an experience that feels indulgent from beginning to end

You can touch and play, fingering, go down on us. Titty fucking, body slide, finishing with our signature naughty double blow job

You'll be totally blown away

30 mins — $500

1 hour — $900

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DELUXE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE

An experience for gentlemen seeking warmth, passion, affection, and irresistible connection

Expect sensual intimate touches, kissing, cuddles in an unhurried atmosphere where pleasure takes centre stage

Packed with delightful extras, mutual everything, cuddles, kissing, fingering, toys on us, covered or all natural BJ, covered sex. Extremely sensual and exciting

30 mins — $600

1 hour — $1000

2 hours — $1600

3 hours — $2000

Longer engagements available

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XXX GFE

Ultimate experience for those craving something more deliciously naughty, erotic, adventurous and uninhibited

Includes all Deluxe GFE inclusions with the option to explore a selection of naughty PSE / kinky extras tailored to your desires

Can include: some kink & fetish, toys for boys, strap on, golden shower, face sitting, spanking, paddling, tie n tease and more

1 hour — $1500

2 hours — $2200

3 hours — $3000

Longer engagements available

PLEASE TEXT - all in one text ⬇️

• Your first name

• Which experience

• How long for

• Preferred time

• Which town you’re in (we are on tour)

• Any questions you have

TEXT ONLY: 0493 876 376

🚫 DO NOT CALL 🚫

PLEASE TEXT YOUR INITIAL ENQUIRY.

CALLS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.

PLEASE FOLLOW THE CONTACT INSTRUCTIONS... IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL GET A BOOKING.

DEPOSITS: a small deposit is required to secure a doubles booking with us as I’m sure you understand you’re taking both of us away from our individual clientele. Plus it shows you’re serious in spending time with us

Deposit methods are: PayID transfer, osko instant bank transfer, commonwealth bank ATM cash deposit, Beem app transfer or payment link from our business merchant account

Get to know us better - we are on all social media platforms:

Yes, we are 100% genuine and real

TWITTER / X:

Darci: Darci_G_race

Nikki: nikki_cox_

INSTAGRAM:

Darci: darci.grace

Nikki: nty_nikki 

ONLY FANS:

Darci: onlyfans.com/darci_grace 

Nikki: onlyfans.com/ntynikki

Cheers

Darci & Nikki xox

Hi boys! I'm Natsuki.

36 Cap D/ 163CM/47KG

Tight peach bubble butt

Stunning 'girlfriend' looks

A mouth-watering range of services is all included, which range from a full girlfriend experience right through to something even more exciting. I pride myself on offering a luxury, discreet, unforgettable time together aimed at men who require the finer things in life. Let me pamper you, I know your days are weary and exhausted, give me a ping and I will give you the proper service you deserve. The moment we meet until we bid goodbye.

Celebrities, professionals, and first-time callers are all welcome. Discreet and trustworthy are the keys to my success. 100% real, what you see is what you surely get. You will be blown away when we meet in person.

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Incall $300 for 30 minutes

$500 for an hour

If you want Outcall

Please pay Uber fee deposit +$600 on arrival

THE ONE AND ONLY FERN! YES, IT'S ME!

PINUP GODDESS & COURTESAN

EMAIL TO [email protected]

TEXT/WHATSAPP TO 0450918291

Please include your name, time, date, location and nature of service you're seeking! I will call you back upon enquiry.

INCALLS AVAILABLE IN NORTH LAKES AND SOUTH BRISBANE **

**SOUTH BRISBANE ONLY AVAILABLE FOR INCALL FOR BOOKINGS OF 2 HOURS OR MORE

OUTCALLS AVAILABLE ACROSS BRISBANE CBD and NORTHSIDE, 45 MINUTE MINIMUM BOOKING TIME

ID and booking fees requested for first time clients and outcalls.

Hey, Fern here! I'm an English-born Aussie lady with C cup breasts, the palest white skin you've ever seen, long black hair, and a curvy size 12 natural figure to die for, ala Bettie Page.

If you're looking for someone truly genuine, sexy, and friendly, I'm the woman for you! I truly love my work, and guarantee you'll be back again. I've been told, once you've had Fern, there's no going back.

*BEST BLOWJOB IN BRISBANE*

*BOMBSHELL*

*BORAT IMPRESSIONIST*

EMAIL TO [email protected]

TEXT TO 0450918291

💕💕💕Independent private girl

Sick of fake ads?

Real DDcup big boobs, what you see in my profile gallery, what you get, those all my verified photos, I’m the real person in the photos. If you big boobs lover, you have to some to spending time with me.xoxo

Hi I’m Candy, your girl next door provider with a naughty side. Just sweet like candy. I have DD cup of my boobs. And lovely tiny girl.

I’m an exotic dream with curves in all the right places who real Nice big boobs and loves being classy outside the bedroom but a whirlwind of pleasure inside of the bedroom. 

I enjoy experiencing new things and new adventures with a kind gentleman makes me happier then building meaningful and genuine connections while having an erotic connection as well. I crave passion and excitement and enjoy showing it while in the company of a man who deserves just that. 

Incall: 

$150 for 30mins 

$200 for 45mins       

$250 for 60mins

cash only**           

 Full services:         

Shower together, condom sex and full body slide body rub , Cuddling and Touching, Sexy Lingerie stocking, Variety of Positions.

❤️‍🔥VVIP Dragon Service❤️‍🔥

$350 for 30 minutes

$400 for 45 minutes

$450 for 60 minutes 

shower together, Take a shower and have oral sex. nat deep throat bbj elax，Titty sex, Ice and fire BBJ, toy Sex。Oil massage. Body slide．Costumes and role-playing .

Prices are fixed and non negotiations

(**30mins and 45mins 1 shot only**)

(**60mins 2 shot**)

Don’t ask extra services, I don’t offer kissing. Please don’t keep asking, thanks

 HOW TO BOOK *

For a fast response, please text through the following:

age

date & time preference

location

incall or outcall

how long you are wanting

Outcall： $500/hr + Uber

Outcalls: 1hr minimum (local areas only)

Please include: Name, Date, Time, Location .

Outcalls require an additional $100 to $200 depending on your location security deposit paid to my Payid: which i will provide

message only, xoxo

 ❌❌❌ No anal or No natural.

I have very soft skin, and perfect body. I am friendly, attentive, and gentle. I like to deliver and have fun, I appreciate every moment of my life.

I squirt a lot I’m hot and polite. I wanna do things the way you will love it I want to fulfill your widest fantasies Super open minded looking to have fun

sweet in the middle ,hottest in bed, Will give you the best service ever.

Wanna have some memorable fun sex with me ?? then I’m the right person for you,

incall GFE

120/20 mins

150/30min,

200 45 mins

250/60min

nude ruband happy ending

120 half hour

200 hour

outcall from 400

Hello, Everyone ~

My name is Sara , I’m 20 years old, and currently a first-year student in the Faculty of Education at Ritsumeikan University. Right now, I’m spending a semester in Brisbane as an exchange student.

People often tell me I remind them of an anime heroine — a little shy at first, but warm and easy to talk to once you get to know me. I might seem a bit nervous when we first meet, but I quickly relax, and with my smile and lighthearted energy, I try to make you feel like we’ve known each other forever.

I’m a very natural kind of girl — I don’t wear heavy makeup, usually just bare-faced or with a soft, light touch. I enjoy running and staying active, and I love preparing simple meals and homemade bentos. I also have a sweet tooth, adore cute little things, and sometimes sing karaoke for fun.

If what you’re looking for is a pure, sweet, “first-love” kind of feeling, I’d love to be that girl who makes your heart skip a beat.

My GFE service below ❤️❤️❤️

👠 Sexy lingering & High Heel & Stocking

🎭 Role play

🛀 Shower Together 

🎉 Party companionship 

💋 DFK 

♋️ Sweet 69

👄 Good Natural BJ & Ball sucking

⬇️ Face sitting

🤌 Hand relief

💬 Dirty talk

💦 COB- cum on Boobs 

🫂 Affectionate cuddling 

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Sex in multiple positions 

😈 Multiple shots ( above 45 mins )

💆 Sensual Naked Massage 

Outcall Available too~

Some naughty fun 🤩

Sara 🌈🌞😊

3some Available with my friend Kuroka 🔥

Name: Elly （ Short Bobo Hair )

Age: 26

Height: 164 cm

Weight: 50 kg

Cup: C

A true Japanese office lady with a polished, mature charm.

An elegant, career-driven OL from Tokyo with a sophisticated look and a naturally feminine presence. A versatile PSE Queen known for her enthusiastic attitude and professional service.

Flawless makeup, long slender legs, stockings, high heels, a crisp white blouse, and a fitted pencil skirt—bringing the classic Japanese office lady fantasy to life.

Confident, playful, and passionate, with an irresistible chemistry that leaves a lasting impression.

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Services

High Heels • Sexy Uniforms • Shower Together • Deep Kissing  • Foreplay • Foot Play • 69 • Natural Oral • Multiple Positions • Relaxing Massage

Rates

30 mins — $250

45 mins — $350

60 mins — $450

120 mins — $850

Extras

• $50 Finish in Mouth
• $50 Deep Throat
• $50 Rimming
• $50 Finish on Face
• $100 Swallow
• $300 Anal

Filming Service (Mask On): $150

Available for Group Bookings

Some other fun too 😈

Currently producing breast milk (lactating) 🍼💦

Offering (lactating) girlfriend experience, adult nursing sessions or fantasy/role-play bookings.

South Brisbane Incall xx 

I love nursing, breast play, squirting my milk; and, of course, passionate GFE.

30 minutes - $500

45 minutes - $600

60 minutes - $700

90 minutes - $1000

Health and safety is important to me, I will do a quick check at the start of our time together. Condoms are always used.

A deposit via Beem or Prezzee and a recent selfie is required to secure your spot in my diary.

As a new mum managing my milk supply and schedule, I organise my diary in advance. I finalise bookings for the following day at 5pm, and after that I usually have very limited availability for changes or short-notice requests.

To arrange a booking, please text me with your name and preferred booking time.

Meet you soon xx

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Hi Dear Gentlemen

Thanks for reading my profile all our girls are real photos.

The Ultimate luxurious experience !!

With a Silky Touch🥰

All of our fully trained silky smooth

skinned beautiful young models are

dedicated to make sure you are relaxed

and Happy throughout your time with us .

We pride ourselves in cleanliness and

privacy in our therapy rooms which are an

atmosphere of tranquility for any massage

you require .

❤️ guarantee our team all under 30’s❤️

Nuru body rub  , deep tissue , sweedish, lomi lomi,❤️

sensual relaxation . 100% guaranteed .

Forget the rest we are the best

5 girls picked Staff every day .

Our babes : Brazilian ,Russian, Thai

,Sweedish, Tiawanese ,Columbian

,Japanese, French .

We all speak english .

Big VIP room with large massage tables.

❤️❤️GRAND OPENING SPECIAL  WITH HOT Young Asian/South American 

❤️ Newly Renovated Massage Shop

❤️Spacious VIP Rooms with Private Double Shower

❤️Friendly Staff from Different Countries

Cash Special – Limited Time Only (2 Weeks)

 #60 Minutes – $65

#45 Minutes – $55

#30 Minutes – $45

HOT coconut oil $5

Address: 360 Montague Road west end 4101

 Bookings: 0402 068 586

Book now and enjoy our grand opening special!

Shop 1. Addresse : 1/358 George Street Brisbane city. (Upstairs BWS)

Tel: 0413 578 333

EXTRA available 

90 mins  $130

1 hr     $80

45 mins  $70

30 mins  $60

    4 hands massage 

1 hr     $ 150

45 mins  $130

30 mins  $ 100

Opening hours:

9am till late 

Call NOW: 0413 578 333

Line ID:daily dayspa

WeChat ID : daily dayspa

Shop 2 address:1/58 mollison st South Brisbane 4101 

Tel: 0421 774 922

Opening hours:

9:00 am till 9 pm

Call NOW: 042-177-4922

WeChat:  TouchDaySpa 

LINE:  TouchDaySpa

📍1 hour $75

📍45 mins $65

📍30 mins $55

4 hands 

📍1 hour $140

📍45 mins $120

📍30 mins $100

Private room with large massage table Aircon, heater, hot shower facilities available. Front door entry only.

Mob: 0449 130 899

About me: I'm Kendra, fun, passionate and a little bit naughty and waiting to spoil you here in SOUTH BRISBANE (near Southbank)!

My vital statistics: 5’4” (163cm) with an hourglass figure, E cup breasts and a shapely bottom. I'm toned, tanned and shaven.

At 48 I'm a mature escort with the knowledge to understand what it is you enjoy and make our session together truly memorable.

Whether it’s a passionate, girlfriend experience, a quick de-stress or a saucy role play, I'll make sure our meeting is everything you wished for and more.

For a wonderful mature experience come and see me. You will be greeted by someone who looks like her pictures and delivers an A-1 service. I cater for 18 to 60+!

Parking: You can usually find parking at Goldie's Pub car park (formerly the Pig & Whistle) off Cordelia St before Melbourne St.

Please phone (0449 130 899) or sms for an appointment. No blocked numbers please.

Web: sydneymatureescort.com (but yes, I'm in South Brisbane!)

INCALL RATES:

15 mins $150

30 mins $250

45 mins $300

60 mins $350

90 mins $700

2 hrs $800

The rates below are applicable for Outcalls only –

OUTCALL RATES: (TO CITY HOTELS ONLY)

$550 hour 

$1100 2 hrs 

plus return Uber cost

New Asian girl Zoe arrived Tarragindi which is only 10 mins drive from CBD

Hey lovers, 

Love sports and smiles. My name is Zoe from Hong Kong. I am a newest sex kitten and girl next door. Just landed Australia 3 months ago. I am 29 years old, 160cm tall and 45KG. Slim, Fit but luckily have 34D boobs. I love healthy life and always smile. 

 I strive for an authentic and deep connection, and focus on creating the best bespoke experience catered to your every need. Whether it’s a sensual girlfriend experience. Tell me what you’re craving and I will make your fantasy come true. 

GFE Services Package 

Affectionate Kissing and Cuddling

BJ

69

DATY

Dirty Talk

Handjob

Body Slide 

Multiple positions 

Exotic Massage

Shower together 

Teasing and foreplay 

Sex with protection 

COB

Foot fetish 

Boobs fucking

Two Cums(minimum 1hr booking)

No Anal

No Natural Sex

Incall rates:

30mins/$200

60mins/$300

Outcall rates:

500/60mins plus Uber

I also do Nuru massage $350 per hour incall.

I use real NURU gel mix with use hot water.You lie belly down on the hygienic WATERPROOF mat. I am on your back slide from your neck to toes. Then you turn over,l use my pussy slide from ur chest to your dicks and legs and grind them over and over again. ln the end we have sex with protection. Come try baby. You don’t want to miss out! 

CONTACTING ME: 0485590489

SMS ONLY

Booking Format:

 Name

Date & Time

Duration

Most questions are already answered on my profile. I have zero tolerance for rudeness or time-wasters.

Your lover

Zoe

Hi, I'm a very naughty MILF. Promise won't let you down. With me you can be guaranteed that you and I will have a truly unforgettable, relaxing and pleasurable escort encounter.

I promise that you will never, ever feel rushed or hurried either. You will love the smell and touch of my soft skin. My model looks and my willing nature is a true fantasy date for discerning gentleman.

I keep fit, I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since I was young :) It's more for you to enjoy • Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass • I am very lean, so I am light to handle.

I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride • Clean down below and it's a tight affair • My hair is silky black against my tanned long body • A handful sized Perky breasts Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

You will love the smell and touch of my soft skin. My model looks and my willing nature is a true fantasy date for discerning gentleman.

🥰 Hello Babe ❤️

Relax, unwind, and enjoy a refreshing massage experience with our friendly professional therapists 💆‍♀️

✨ Available Every Day ✨

🌿 Deep Tissue Massage

🌿 Relaxing Full Body Massage

🌿 Coconut Oil Massage

🌿 Stress Relief & Muscle Relaxation

 💰 Massage Prices

30 mins — $60

45 mins — $70

60 mins — $80

Prostate and Lingam Massage Magic hands Sensual touch no rush 💰

30 mins — $110

45 mins — $130

60 mins — $150

 ⭐ Comfortable rooms 

❄️ Air-conditioned environment

🚿 Hot shower available

🚗 Plenty of free parking

💳 EFTPOS available (surcharge applies)

💵 Cash welcome

 🚶 Walk-ins welcome — no appointment needed!

📍 Our Locations:

 🌸 Nana's Massage Therapist — Gaythorne 

438 Samford Rd, Gaythorne QLD 4051

0420 445 886

🌸 Hendra Magic Massage — Hendra

327 Nudgee Road, Hendra Queensland 4011, Australia

(Entrance at the back of the building)

0414 400 794

🌸 Delightful Day Spa — Stones Corner

7 Stoneham St, Stones Corner QLD 4120, Australia

0478 291 071

🌸 Dream Day Spa Massage — Cannon Hill

3/941 Wynnum Rd, Cannon Hill QLD 4170

0405 358 688

🌸 VIP Magic Massage — Nundah

1163 Sandgate Road, Nundah QLD 4012

0411 168 683

🌸 Rocklea Magic Massage — Rocklea

3 Bale Street, Rocklea QLD 4106

0416 362 980

🌸 YinYang Massage — Wacol

6/16 Wacol Station Road, Wacol QLD 4076

0431 919 009

🌸 Deluxe Massage — Kingston

24A Horton Street, Kingston QLD 4114

0430 578 781

🌸 Mimi Asian Massage — Nerang

Shop 5/45 Price St, Nerang QLD 4211

0451 882 369

 ⏰ Open every day

7:30am — 10:00pm (including public holidays)

 Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a wonderful massage experience with us 🥰

See you soon ❤️

hey. it’s Sylvie.

soft in all the right places. got a lil tummy that jiggles when i ride u, thighs that’ll squeeze ur head like a watermelon, n tits that’ve made men forget their own names 😈

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u ever had a woman who’s sweet as honey but talks dirtier than a truck stop toilet? yeah. that’s me. i don’t do messy in real life – my house is clean af – but in bed? i turn into a lil fuckin gremlin.

so last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big boots. says he just needs to do the lounge.

well.

he’s on his knees with the machine, n i’m “helping” by leanin over him in this short robe – oops, forgot to tie it again 😇 every time he shoves the thing forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional. breathin’s gettin all ragged tho. finally he looks up – n his eyes go straight up my robe.

“you’re gonna make me lose this job,” he says, voice all cracked n desperate.

i just bite my lip n pull the whole thing over my head.

he tackles me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even give a shit. yanks my legs apart n buries his whole face in my cunt like he hasn’t eaten in weeks. lickin so rough i grab his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me onto all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i’m droolin on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – all while still pumpin into me. i came twice before he finally pulled out n painted my lower back.

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that’s the kinda energy i bring.

i ride u cowgirl till ur soul leaves ur dick n floats around the room.

i suck u like u owe me money n i’m collectin with interest.

i whisper absolute filth in ur ear then giggle right after like a little fuckin angel.

i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly bitin ur shoulder when i cum. i get off on u gettin off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive’s stupid high for a 35yo milf who knows exactly what she wants.

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HOW TO GET THIS 👇

don’t fuckin call me unless ur leg’s fallin off – i’ll be busy sittin on some other dude’s face probably. send a text. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of makin someone see stars 🌟

💰 payment:

cash or payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this place booked 😘

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come get nasty with me.

just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦

xoxo

Sylvie

it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.

i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂

so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...

i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦

none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.

i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.

when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘

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so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟

i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.

💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.

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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋

— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆