Wooderson Escorts and Adult Services

Hey you. Yeah you with the hard-on readin’ this.

I’m Jen. 30. Not some prissy little princess – I’m that messy, sweaty, “oops I forgot my panties” kinda bitch you don’t bring home to momma. 🫦

Got soft curves from eatin’ real food, tits that’ll smother your whining ass, and a mouth so goddamn wet you’ll come just lookin’ at it. My waist? Tiny. My grip? Fuckin’ vice. I ride like I’m tryna break the saddle – and honey, you’re the saddle. 🤠🔥

Now lemme tell you somethin’ true. Somethin’ that happened just last week when the whole world was meltin’...

🌡️ Mid-Jan. Heatwave from hell. My AC? Dead as a doornail.

So this technician shows up – not some skinny sweat-stain loser, nah. This guy’s thick, bearded, forearms like hams. He walks in and my AC ain’t the only thing about to get worked on. 😏

I answer the door in a tiny wet tank top (no bra – obviously) and these little shorts that might as well be a napkin. My nipples sayin’ hello the whole time. He’s tryna be professional, checkin’ the thermostat, but I keep “accidentally” brushin’ against his tool belt. Drippin’ sweat. Drippin’ everythin’.

Dude finally snaps. Grabs me by my wet hair, shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off with his teeth like a hungry dog. Then he buries his face between my legs – and holy shit. Slobbery, loud, nasty head. I’m screamin’ so loud my neighbor texts “u good?” I didn’t even answer. I came twice just from his tongue. Then he flips me on all fours, and pounds me from behind while the useless fan spins above. I came two more times – four total. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 💦💦💦

That’s the kinda fun I bring. No fake moans. No “oh you’re so big” bullshit unless you actually are (and even then I’ll roast you if you suck). 😘

I don’t do fancy dates. Don’t need dinner. Just you, me, a bed or a couch or a floor – and a whole lotta bad decisions.

Wanna feel my thighs shake around your face? Wanna watch me ride you ‘til my makeup runs and your soul leaves your body? Then stop readin’ and start typin’.

TEXT ME. Don’t call. I won’t pick up – I’m probably busy makin’ some other idiot see stars. But I’ll get back to you when I’m done. Could be 5 mins. Could be an hour. Deal with it. 😜

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📵 Payment shit – read it or get lost:

Cash only. Or PayID instant transfer only – if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” I’m not spreadin’ my legs. Don’t even try. You send, I see the money in my account right then, we play. No exceptions. 💸

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So go on. Text me your name, your age, and what the fuck you wanna do to me. Or don’t. I really don’t give a shit – there’s five other guys in my DMs already. 😎💅

— Jen 💋

0411 941 509

Hello guys

My name is Jessica. It's my first time in here and I will love to know new people and make them happy. I am a lovely independent Japanese escort, charming and gorgeous model. 

Welcome to my personal profile ! Impressive and natural breasts, big and very sensual lips. All natural! Contact me, you will not regret. 

I am very friendly, smiling, horny and hot. So if you are looking to spend few memorable moments I am definitely the perfect option for you. 

I enjoy spending time with men all of age. I like to make my customers fell excited, spoiled and most vital I want that you to feel absolutely stunning and a big smile on your face. I love what I do and forever I have a mutually fit respect for my playmates and offer may all those I met. 

A fun passionate and vivacious hot best class remarkable girl with a positive playful and spirited outlook on life, I am intelligent, educative, charming and passionate with a best sense of humour, love to be with

You will also find me extremely caring, feminine, romantic as well as affectionate, elegant and sensual young women.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

Deep French kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking, licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

XXX soapy shower together

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Spanish with my delicious natural, full breasts

THE VIP Porn Star Experience

Deep throat，Gaggingn, 

Roughy stuff- on you and me, 

Rimming - on you and me, 

Toy Play - on you and me, 

Double Penetration, 

COF/CIM, Squirting, 

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex, Natural.oral

Swallow, Filming, Dirty Talk

Incall GFE

30Mins $150

45Mins $200

60Mins $250

Outcall GFE

60Mins $400

I am the supreme escort.

Book me now 0411 941 509

Name: Camila

Boobs: 36EE

Size: 8

Age: 24

Nationality: Cambodian

I'M SUPER HOT CURVY CAMBODIAN WITH BEST SERVICE AND PRICES ♥️💯

A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

The most beautiful part of my Body is:

-Sweet Smile that just brightens your day

-Curvy body with E cup boobs

Reasons to book my GFE service:

1) Naughty, Wild, Full of Girl Friend Feeling

2) Body rub with my whole body that can enhance your orgasm

3) My best skill and service will bring us to heaven together

WHATS INCLUDED:

Full GFE service

Any Position You Prefer

My Incall Rates:

30 Mins - $150

45 Mins - $200

60 Mins - $250

Girlfriend service including:

Touching, sexy lingerie, passionate intimate pleasure, erotic massage, variety of position, breast slides, breast sucking, sex with condom, blow job with condom

Extra service:

Bbbj +50, natural sex +100, rimming + 50, cim +100, golden shower +50, anal +100

Dragon service:

$400:hr

All extras included

Bbbj

Dfk

Rimming

Porn star experience

Golden shower

Fire & ice bj

Squirt

Shower sex

Tie n Tease & Role-play

Cim and everything included

Condom Sex Dragon service

Outcall:

$450:hr + Uber

Looking forward to hearing from you soon

Camila x

Hi Guys

Let me burry your cock in my 38EE natural melons.

I am sure you are here because you are Horny and ready to stick your gun in some warm pussy. Come to me now

My favorite thing to do is choke on your cock and blow your mind with my

ferocious sucking skills you will feel as if your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain and pleasure!

If you still manage to survive the blowjob somehow, I will then ride on you like the cowgirl I am and vigorously drive you insane as your manhood disappears inside my pussy and your balls clap against my butt! Another dose of pain and Pleasure until you explode I'll have you pick me up and fuck me stand and carry so hard in the air that my legs twitch and vibrate and you feel my pussy pulsating oN your cock.

DESTROY me!! and put your cock deep inside every hole of mine; make my whole body covered in sweat and the sweet sweet juice of yours then at last cum with everything you have inside of me and fill my entire body. I want a nice big load and watch it as it drips out... mm so hot!!

BEWARE!! I might want to continue to suck you dry after if I am still thirsty. My Sex dive is insane!! I will extract every last drop of cum you possibly have in your balls!

You'll be leaving my place, light as a feather, balls completely emptied and your lower back aching because your man juice has now been squeezed clean.

Slides your front and back with HJ Nuru bodyNuru massges

30 mins 150

45 mins 200

60 mins 250

Nuru massage + full service

30 mins 150+50

45 mins 200+50

60 mins 250+50

Full service

30 mins - $ 150

45 mins - $ 200

60 mins - $ 250 

Outcall 500-60 minutes + cabs fee

and deposit first depending on distance

PS:My photos are real me, not taken by a professional and retouched completely unlike self 

Hey guys my name is Sharon

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I have a size special 7 body, a large D cup bust, and very gorgeous, smooth, clean-shaven skin. I am a small sweetheart, at 1.6 meters tall. I have a gorgeous flat stomach, an s-curve at the waist, and a bubble butt. 

Since you treat us so well, Gentleman, I really enjoy having sex with you. I'll give you a wonderful blowout and body massage. I like showing you my special skills and seeing your dick work. Make you feel good, joyful, and cheery with my charisma and performance! Because I am so active, I am lickable, touchable, and kissable.

I'm confident that my excellent services will make you feel comfortable. 

I'm a great deal of fun to be around and quite relaxed. I enjoy surprising and delighting others! I can come see you until very late.

I like to act like a schoolgirl and collect cute things! I'm incredibly upbeat and amiable.

Gorgeous Face in High Heels, Just Waiting for You

0434703151

Standard rates:

Incall 

30 min 130

45min 200

1h 230 

2h 460

from $450 up + travel fee (depends location)

I am extremely discreet, though ALL outcalls will need to send verification of address if at a residence or room key and name if at a hotel

if distance more than 10km, ask first, I may not able to go to far

Contact Me Now To Arrange Your Next Indulgence. You won't be disappointed!

MUST SEE !!!! 

TEXT ME plz : 0434703151

Hi babe,

When you need to remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and will comfort you to the utmost. Let me spoil you during our sessions.

You will enjoy your time with me. You’ll find me to be sweet, funny and seductive behind closed doors.

I do fantastic relief and can make magic on you, my killer weapon, and my skills are amazing; no one can forget me after seeing me once. I am talking seriously, baby. 

I provide top service with a fantastic real girlfriend experience.

I'm the big, beautiful girlfriend experience without the strings attached, a youthful and playful companion. Sensual, non-judgmental & of course passionate about what I do.

Our time together will leave you smiling &

dreaming about our next meet......

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIm $80

0412 181 690

Nat Anal Cream pie!

First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile.

I am Monica an independent touring escort and an ex-model on.

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes.

On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.

My services list:

Passionate tongue kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Fire & Ice relief

Snow balling

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Cock spitting

Tea bagging

Face fucking*

Cock rub

Double handed hand-job

cob

Prostate play

Water play*

Fingering

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Spanking

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

My full service rates are

$150 - 30mins

$200 - 45mins

$250 - 60mins.

I also Provide The Diamond PSE ( PornStar Experiences) 

Package Include (Addtional cost)

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex, Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J Deepthroat, Face Fuck,

Rough Play, Dirty talk, Shower Sex

Visit you

$400 - 60mins.

0412 181 690

I have a beautiful face and body. I can have sex with ladyboy if you come to me.

I will make you happy merrily I like having weird sexing can give you a relaxing massage. You can be very happy.

I will make you very happy. I'm actually prettier than the picture. want to meet me please contact me.

Hello, sir I'm Una, a 22-year-old with brown eyes and an ideal size 6 physique, and I'm just back here for a few days. Most importantly, I know how to use amazing techniques to make you happy

In addition to being sweet, I find it to be kinky. I'm also excited about delving into a man's sexual fantasy and want to explore all of these sultry, wicked secret desires with you. While I suck your firm cock, I'll teach you how to eat pussy.

You will be counting down the days until you return from our time together, wanting more. What fantasies of mine are going to come true?

Please feel free to visit my lovely room in private and discreetly. Text me at 

0401013085.

A full body massage, kissing ranging from flirtatious to sultry, mutual oral, mutual touching, and of course full service in a variety of positions are all included in my complete service. NO ADDITIONAL CHARGES; all costs are included.

$150 - 30Mins

$250 - 1Hr

$480 - 2Hrs

I will NOT barter my prices!! Some extras are avail please ask for more info.

Text me on 0401013085

First time in Brisbane staying beautiful Apt nice private.

I am educated and well-groomed and take pride in my presentation. I have a perfect model body waiting for you to explore. I am an attractive 23 year-old slim size 8, 160 cm tall 52 Kg. Although looking young, I am a sexually experienced lady and comfortable engaging in sexual intimacy with a successful gentleman like you. I got perfect devil body shape.

I am very bright and bubbly with lots of energy, I provide a tantalizing and intimate service for the discerning gentleman, who appreciates an intelligent companion whilst also getting a little bit naughty.

Discretion is of the upmost importance to me, what happens between us is strictly our little secret.

An experience and girl you will never forget.

Never rushed, satisfaction always guaranteed!

I am 100% independent and genuine.

I like to meet people and find getting intimate with different people a real turn on – come and find out! You will have a great experience whether it is for a short or long time!

Please call to see if I can be your exotic sensual dream.. Whether it is a short or a long time it will be memorable!

I promise not to rush the service so we can maximise the fun together!

My Rates:

30 Mins - $150

45 Mins - $200

60 Mins - $250

Extra service:

Bbbj + 50, 69 + 50, dfk + 50, CIM + 50

Welcome baby~ Let us help relax your body and mind~ We have air conditioning.

– Relaxing Oil Massage

30 mins – $55

45 mins – $65

60 mins – $80

90 mins – $115

– Deep Tissue Oil Massage

30 mins – $65

45 mins – $75

60 mins – $90

90 mins – $135

We also offer massage and 4-hand massage – feel free to ask me for more details ~

We recommend making a booking to avoid waiting, but walk-ins are also welcome ~

Address: Logan Place, 3 Mandew Street, Shailer Park, QLD 4128

Booking Number: 0451 804 102

Opening Hours: 09:00 AM – 6:00 PM

Hi darling,

If you are looking for a beautiful young girl that will blow you away with her amazing looks and sweet personality, I am the perfect choice and is ready to have fun with you. I will make your fantasies come true. Whatever you desire I will do it to please you.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.

We will have fun together. You can shower and I will show you my skill.My humor and easy-going attitude to life will win you over the moment we meet.

You will find me impeccably presented and always incredibly sexy . Come to see me babe. I am lonely want you now.

You will have an intimate time that you will never forget! I'm very professional and have great massage skill; you must enjoy it, with my magic hand 

just don’t be shy to ask me💞 

Look forward to meeting you soon!

0414 087 132

Navy

I'm Lea. 30 years old. 

I'm that juicy little neighbor you peek at through the blinds when I water my plants in a tank top with no bra. 😏 My tits? Perky n soft. Nipples that get hard if you just look at em. My pussy? Tight as a clenched fist but wetter than a slipped-over beer tray at a dive bar. 💦 Like… I just crossed my legs and now my thigh's all slippery. That's you fault for readin' this.

I'm single. Horny as a three-dicked dog. And my rabbit vibe ran outta batteries mid-orgasm. TWICE. So here I am… lookin' for a warm body with a pulse n a hard dick. Don't need flowers. Don't need sweet talk. Need your cock inside me. But like… in a sweet way? Yeah. Pull my hair n call me your dirty little slut, but then kiss my forehead after. I'm a paradox baby – rough in the sheets, sweet as candy after. 😘

What I'm cravin' (don't make me spell it twice):

🤤 Sloppy throat hugs – shove that dick down my throat 'til I gag. I like spit drippin' down my chin. Choke me with it. Watch my mascara run. Then lemme lick the tip clean like a good girl n swallow every fuckin' drop. If you cum twice I'll go for round two on my knees.

🐱 Pussy poundin' – fuck me deep n hard. I wanna feel you in my guts. Wrap my legs around your waist while you drill into me like I'm your last meal on death row. Sweat drippin' on my tits. My wet cunt squishin' every time you slam in. I want my neighbors to hear me scream so loud they call the cops. 🔊

💋 Titty worship – suck my nipples. Bite em. Pinch em. Lick em 'til they're sore. I'll moan like a fuckin' pornstar. My tits are sensitive as hell so start gentle… then not gentle. You'll figure it out. I believe in you.

I'm 30 – which means I'm old enough to know exactly what the fuck I want (your cock) but young enough to bounce back after an all-nighter n still make you breakfast in just my panties. 😜 I ain't lookin' for a husband. Just a regular fuck buddy who shows up, fucks me right, maybe brings a Gatorade, n then leaves before I get annoyed. Or stays for round three. Depends how good your tongue is.

💸 PAYMENT (cuz I ain't a fuckin' charity):

Cash or PAYID – INSTANT ONLY 💥

If it says "delayed" or "pending" I swear on my wet pussy I will ghost your ass so fast you'll think I never existed. Instant transfer or hand me the cash. That's it.

📱 TEXT ME.

I might be ridin' some other guy's face. Or nappin'. Or both. I'll text you back when I'm done drippin'. Promise. 😘

Still readin'? Good boy. Now stop jerkin' off to my words n actually send me a message. My pussy's leakin' on the floor n I'm gettin' real impatient.

💋 Lea

Hey, guys, Wanna Grab a S Curvy Tight SEXY Girl? I have now Arrived!

*** 100% Independent Girl in Slacks Creek IN/OUTCALL~ ***

SEXY Girl with light tan skin & Super HOT Slender body. I am very playful and cheeky, always enjoying the little and big things life has to offer. I am lucky enough to have a huge pair of Tits and a Tight Pussy & Arse that everyone craving to play with.

Book me through this number --- 0421 339 665

I can offer body rub and GFE.

Erotic Body Rub:

I can offer the perfect erotic nude body rub a nice relief whether it be a sloppy relief, hand relief. Body Rub includes Mutual play, fingering, and all the fun extras.

Price for Erotic Body Rub with Hand Relief

$130 - 30 minutes

$200 - 60 minutes

Full Service

I also offer Full Service. Come feel my warm body wrapped around yours, have sex with me in multiple positions. My full service includes Shower together, Body Rub, Role Play, Relief, Mutual Touching, Multiple shots and Sex!

$150 - 30 minutes

$200 - 45 minutes

$250 - 60 minutes

$450 - 60 minutes (I visit you in anywhere)

Hoping to see you soon.

Phone: 0421 339 665