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Hi, there my name is Indigo I am a fully independent private companion with a bubbly and affectionate personality and a genuine love for what I do. Standing at 160cm . I’m Pretty Busty and curvy. Which contrasts amazingly with my round feminisms hips and natural 36D cup breasts. Big brown eyes and sexy hot body.. sweet t smile will have you captivated from the moment we meet each other. I am friendly, honest and a little bit cheeky. I’ve been told several times that I’m a bit of a tease. Which is probably quite accurate. When it comes to intimacy. I am trying to keep a relaxed attitude. Keeping things casual and fun. But passionate at the same time... so ..let’s have fun together? I am more than happy to spend time with people of any gender and any level of experience. There is no judgement here. Only satisfaction and enjoyment:)
Authentic Japanese Nuru Body Rub++ Prostate
$150- 30 minutes brush
$200-45 minutes nuru body rub
$250- 60 minutes nuru body rub
Authentic Japanese Nuru + Prostate
LNP60 - $250 Per Hour
Signature Service - with the works
Authentic Nuru body rub, Prostate Rub, Shower together Full Services :
30 mins-$200
45 mins-$250
60 mins-$300
Massage n happy ending
60 mins 200
30 mins 120
full service (sex/massage/blow job/oral/69)
$150- 30 minutes
$200-45 minutes
$250- 60 minutes
Outcall to your place $500 per hour + Transport Fee Deposit ( its a must )
Overnight is available
Pls don't use blocked numbers
clean and tidy place
easy parking.
0405 651 885
Gympie Monday before I’m back on tour
Well, well… look who found me!
Louise Lee — your favourite busty redheaded troublemaker, straight from the land Down Under. I’m 100% real, just like every curve and every smile you’ve seen in my photos… and I absolutely love what I do.I’m
When you’re with me, it’s all about you.
Male, female, or a couple — if you’ve got my attention, you’ve got it completely. I’m fun, a little bit naughty, very spontaneous, and blessed with a wicked sense of humour that tends to get me into just the right amount of mischief.
I adore meeting people, hearing their stories, sharing laughs, and making sure your time with me is something you remember… and replay in your mind far more often than you’d admit. Whether you want a playful escape, a secret rendezvous, or a companion who just gets you, I’m your girl.
But fair warning… once you’ve tasted a little Red,
you’ll never get me out of your head.
Come on… let’s enjoy the ride together.
I take care of my clients — and myself.
fully protected, always. I don’t offer unprotected or anal services, so please respect those boundaries. When we’re both safe, we can relax and have a much better time.That means all intimate fun is
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Text me on 0494 014 238
Last days in Yeppoon!
- Yeppoon (Rockhampton): June 13-18
- Cairns: June 25-28
I'm permanently touring - if you want me to visit your town just let me know!
I can be the sweet n spicy girl next door or the filthiest slut from your wettest dreams. Best thing? It's all genuine baby. I'm the perfect mix of wholesome and debauchery.
Short on time? Please, let me worship you with my mouth.
- Blow n go: 15 min $250 (Standard BJ only)
- Blow n go XXX: 15 min $450 (My signature BJ with lots of spit, deepthroat, BLS and COF)
--- GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE
GFE is slow-paced and intimate. Lots of kissing, snuggles, teasing, and foreplay.
Includes kissing, mutual oral, and passionate sex - the kind of intimate, relaxed sex you'd have with your girlfriend. We can finish with pillowtalk, a massage, and a glass of wine.
GFE 30 min - $400
GFE 45 min - $500
GFE 60 min - $600
GFE 90 min - $900
GFE 120 min - $1150 (multishot included)
--- PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE
Let me be your personal slut. PSE is hot and heavy and to the point with dirty talk, toys, a killer blowjob and lots of positions.
Includes kissing, mutual oral with my signature sloppy BJ with deepthroat and COF, toys on me, rimming on me, grinding and titty fuck, COB, and multishot if I haven't worn you out in round one.
PSE 30 min: $700
PSE 45 min: $800
PSE 60 min: $900
PSE 90 min: $1350
PSE 120 min: $1800
--- XXX EXPERIENCE
Like porn, but better because it's actually happening. No holes barred, use me like a toy and let me drain your balls. Tell me your filthy fantasies and I'll make them a reality. You didn't know you could cum this hard.
Includes everything in PSE plus filming, greek, roleplay, rough sex, light kink play, spit play, cum play, and I'll wash your back down in the shower if you ask nicely.
XXX 30 min: $1000
XXX 45 min: $1200
XXX 60 min: $1400
XXX 90 min: $2100
--- BDSM/FETISH
Whether you want a full-on BDSM session, or want to experiment with a new fetish, I'm game.
I'm very switchy - I can be your sub to use, or I'll be your Domme and make you my toy. In a domme role I specialise in orgasm training and edging, control and denial, foot fetish/worship, impact play, anal training, shibari rope bondage, sensory deprivation, sub training, SPH, CNC, ageplay, daddy/mommy/little, facesitting, watersports, cuckold and forced bi, and lots more.
Price dependent on activities, starting from $800/h. Just get in touch and let me know how you want your fantasy to play out.
Interested in something you don't see here? Just ask.
I'm very excited to meet you x.
Want to see more? Just have a quick hunt around the internet for a bunch of my porn to get in the mood xx
Beauty, Brains & Exceptional Company
I’m a warm, genuine, and down-to-earth woman who values respect, discretion, and good company. I enjoy creating a relaxed atmosphere where people can unwind, feel comfortable, and enjoy quality time together.
Whether you’re looking for engaging conversation over dinner, a social companion for an event, or private one-on-one time, I pride myself on being attentive, approachable, and easy to connect with.
I’m well-presented, independent, and believe the best experiences come from mutual respect, clear communication, and good chemistry.
If you’re seeking someone authentic, intelligent, and confident, I’d love to hear from you
- Available now for outcalls only
- Fly me to you- all expenses paid. message for more information
- Companionship and social outings.
- Men, women, couples and groups.
- By appointment only.
SERVICES & RATES
GFE — Girlfriend Experience
A sweet, affectionate and relaxed encounter focused on connection and chemistry. Includes a gentle massage, kissing, cuddling, covered oral for you, oral on me, and intimate time together.
PSE — Pornstar Experience
Includes everything in GFE, plus natural oral to start, a more dominant or submissive dynamic, light to medium rough play, hair pulling, light spanking, slapping, choking within limits, BBBJ, 69, and the possibility of multiple rounds/shots.
PSE
30 min — $500
1 hr — $700
1.5hr — $ 900
2 hrs — $1400
EXTRAS
• BBBJ $100 ( included in PSE)
• COF/COB $100
• CIM $150
• DFK $100
• Foot Fetish $100
- Overnight bookings (8–10 hours) available upon request.
- Custom request considered
📱To book, please text
• Your name
• Age
• Background
• Booking type (PSE or GFE) , extras
• Duration
• Preferred day/ time
Example:
“Hi , I’m Tony, 40. Australian I’d like to book 30 min GFE incall tomorrow at 8pm if you are available?.
DEPOSITS & PAYMENTS
A $50 deposit is required to secure all bookings.
(Beemit preferred.) A recent selfie may be requested for screening purposes & will be deleted after your booking
Rates are non-negotiable. No refunds for early finishes
Payment methods: Cash Only
deposit made through beemit ONLY!
Rules and boundaries
- Private numbers will not be answered. Time wasters will be blocked
- Safe sex practices. NO NATURAL SERVICES
- No anal/ fisting
- Payment on arrival — no refunds
- Shower may be required at the beginning of the session
- Pushing boundaries ends the session immediately without refund
- ID may be requested for age verification & safety
- Clients asking for extra photos will not be booked — my pictures are verified
- A visual health check will take place at the start of our time together. All experiences are offered at my discretion
- I will terminate the booking at any point if I feel unsafe no refund
I look forward to your message 💋
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-With hand relief I can do prostate massage, tickle balls, and slowly stimulate your cock. You will love these services very much.
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My discreet private house: 15 French Street, South Gladstone QLD 4680
-Corner of Agnes Street, next to United petrol.
Candy & Johnny
Candy & Johnny are bringing their electric chemistry to the Gladstone
We are a confident, seductive, bi couple who love play, connection and boundary-pushing fun with an unmistakably classy edge. Stylish, intelligent and magnetic, we light up any room we enter.
Available together for discerning singles or couples who crave something more daring than ordinary — a mix of flirtation, intrigue, tease and a delicious hint of kink.
Expect laughter, bold energy, irresistible banter and a sensual atmosphere that lingers long after we’ve gone. We’re playful, open-minded and utterly unforgettable.
If you’re ready for a sensual experience that is provocative, glamorous and thrillingly different… come meet Candy & Johnny.
When we’re not touring, we are based in Queensland at our intimate creative playground, Studio Candy — where fantasy meets art. This is where we create our most seductive photography, cinematic videos and exclusive OnlyFans and Instagram content.
We love inviting you deeper into our world with beautifully crafted images, behind-the-scenes moments and custom visuals made just for you.
Digital treats are available:
• $30 — curated photo sets
• $50 — exclusive video
• $150 — couples FaceTime (10 minutes)
If you’re curious to see more, or connect with us digitally, get in touch — we’re always happy to chat with genuine admirers.
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Let me invite you to the magic of sensual massages. You can either choose between a mind-blowing relaxing session, which is a full nude body to body massage or a Tantra.
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-I provide a range of relaxation massage, full body oil massage to loosen tight muscles and allow you some precious personal time.
- Special Introduce for Prostate Lymphatic Massage (Extra cost)
- Benefits 1. Help excrete excess prostate fluid
- Benefits 2. Get a certain degree of sexual pleasure
- Benefits 3. Improve local blood circulation
-Sometimes a break is what you need.🥳😁👄
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-I provide a range of relaxation massage, full body oil massage to loosen tight muscles and allow you some precious personal time.
- Special Introduce for Prostate Lymphatic Massage (Extra cost)
- Benefits 1. Help excrete excess prostate fluid
- Benefits 2. Get a certain degree of sexual pleasure
- Benefits 3. Improve local blood circulation
-Sometimes a break is what you need.😄🤪😘
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Here is my service list in full services session:
~ Shower together
~ Cuddling
~ good body rub
~ body to body sliding
~ SEX with different positions
List of EXTRAS
Back door Sex
Full service
$150 30mins
$200 45mins
$250 60mins
Out-call from $450 60mins
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can't wait to see you
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$120 for 20 minutes
$150 for 30 minutes
$200 for 45 mintues
$250 for 60 mintues
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$ 200 for 60 minutes
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OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)
outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur
1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees
$100 deposit to secure booking
Call Me Now number: 0490 403 713
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No bush here,I am open mind,very kind and sexual and always hunger for sex with gentlemen.It’s my pleasure to make you feel in the heaven.Just come and meet me today,you won’t be disappointed.Come on darling I can’t wait to spoil every inch of your body .
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You can visit my cosy and private apartment or I can come to you. Mature gentlemen are very welcome.
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Sex ( multiple times, different positions)
GFE
Sexy lingerie
Shower together
Bodyslide
Oil rub
Protected sex
Extras available welcome to enquiry!
Payment cash pay I’d /Etfpos we’ll come
INCALL SPECIAL
I want to help you achieve your fantasies but in return you will satisfy my own fantasy.
After 12am outcall start 400/hour
(Pay $100 for travelling fee, then arrive the rest pay cash )
PLEASE CALL ME *** 0434 081 421 *** 0434 081 421 *** FOR LOTS OF FUN
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Hi gentlemen, I’m so happy that you are reading profile.
My name Is Amily, I am a young Italian mixed Taiwan Background.
I am 100% genuine and Independent. My Photos are Real and Recent, what you see is what you get. I AM 100% real and have BIG Hazel Eyes!
I am often described as The girl with Supermodel Looks and The Most Perfect Body. When clients see me, the first thing they say is, “WOW you actually look exactly like your photos”. Being A model means that i have A Tight and Toned Petite Frame and work out and train at the Gym 5-6 Days a Week. So you best believe that My appearance is absolutely Everything and i will look my Absolute Best for you.
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My rates: 250/30min, 450/hr
outcall $400+ Uber if you nearby
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Hello, gentlemen. My name is Alice, I can provide a Girl Friend Experience/Pornstar Experience that will satisfy and have you wanting so much more.
I like to focus on you and ensure you are relaxed and taken care of. It begins with an extreme massage. What else? Well, that will depend on what you would like. I want to make your visit the highlight of your week, and I am waiting for you.
Price:
150/30mins
200/45mins
250/60mins
My EXTRAS:
Anal sex
Na.t sex
COF
ClM
rimming on you
BBB.J
DEEP THROAT
Outcall is available from 450; message me with your address, please.
BOOKING NUMBER:
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15 mins $120 30mins $150
60 mins $250
Outcall 1hour $500
massage. 30 mins $130.
60 mins $220
Address: Derby Street Rockhampton 4700
Ph: 0439457158
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Hi gentleman,
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I m Julia, I'm 26 years old. sized 7.toned body, DEFINITELY Unhurried Relaxation given by an experienced messeuse.
I am a qualified masseuse offering quality services and I take a limited number of people per day.
I offer my clients an authentic Nuru setup so that all clients get a comfortable experience during the session.
My warm and comforting hands massage and soft skin cling to every inch of your body through the wet Nuru slide, they enjoy my company and many become regulars.
Nuru is a sensual experience where I apply a special Nuru gel and slide my naked body along yours.
It allows sexual energies to be stimulated and flow, making it an intimate and erotic service that awakens feelings of warmth and connection.
I use my entire body and hands to stimulate you in ways you may never have experienced before.
I can offer standard erotic massage, with option for Prostate Extra and Nuru Extra.
Nuru massage is the Japanese's most erotic massage - using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, I will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with a complete massage at the same time.
it is the most erotic and sensual experience you can have. It is 10 times better than sex because most men last about 5-6 minutes when having sex, I will be teasing and pleasing you and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience.
Must put this on your bucket list if you have not tried it.
I am the true master in the art of erotic massage pleasures entice you with an erotic massage, Prostate Massage, wet Nuru massage to take you to that place that you belong This is an opportunity not to be missed.
Full service
Incall
$100 / 15mins
$150 / 30mins
$200 / 45 mins
$250 / 60 mins
Experienced full body rub
$120/30mins
$170/45mins
$200/60mins
Nuru massage extra $100
Outcall full service
1hr/$450
2hr/$900
Safe sex only / No anal!!
No private numbers and no time wasters please. Look forward to see you soon!
☎️☎️0451688278
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it's me – Lila. yeah THAT Lila.
i'm 29. not some lil' 22yo TikTok brat who thinks “edging” is sumthin' u do to a garden. nahhh honey i been fuckin' since before u knew what a clit was – probably 😂
so lemme spell it out real slow for ya...
i ain't your “cute shy girl next door” – nope. i'm the one who'll pin u down, bite ur neck, n whisper “u gonna fuck me like u just stole my wallet or what?” – then watch u panic-hard in 2 seconds flat 💀💀
i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a “i'll make u forget ur own mother's name” way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the floor? that stupid pillow u thought was safe? they'll look like a tornado fucked a hurricane. u'll be soaked, i'll be dripping... n the janitor's gonna need therapy after us 💦💦💦
none of that boring “candles n soft music n eye contact” bullshit. barf.
i want u to grab my hips while i ride u like a stolen jetski – bounce bounce bounce 'til ur eyes roll back. pull my hair – not enough to hurt, just enough to make me go “ohhh fuck” – then slap my ass so hard my grandma feels it, n kiss it right after like ur sayin sorry... but we both know u ain't sorry one bit 😇
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours n u're behind me – n i look back with those “destroy me” eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe urs, maybe not – depends how good u are (kidding... unless u into that weird shit 🤪)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes priests confess. like, leg‑shakin', headboard‑crackin', “i saw jesus n he high‑fived me” type head. for real.
when it's time for the main course? u wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not born yesterday. we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. n i know what u want too: a dirty lil gremlin who's also sweet enough to steal ur hoodie n call u “baby” after. we finish? i'll curl up against u, play with ur chest hair, nibble ur ear, call u a good boy... then i'll rob ur fries on the way out 🍟😘
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so yeah. u wanna taste this? then stop readin' n hit me up.
TEXT me – don't fuckin' call. i ain't answerin' when i'm busy makin' some other guy see stars 🌟
i'll reply when i'm not drownin' in dick – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. deal with it.
💰 payment? cash works. or PayID – but ONLY instant, baby. if it says “pending” or “delayed” – nahhh i ain't waitin' for ur bank to jerk me around. instant or nothin'.
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don't keep me waitin' too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet n ignored 😈💋
— Lila (29, still naughtier than ur ex's ex) 🔥🍆
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