Woodridge Female Escorts and Adult Services
💟Wet and seductive Arlene🍦 Hard body, soft skin, good girl, sexiest accent, 🫦•ωιтh• naughту habits👅💦
Good day, gentleman
I provide Tantra body work as well as fantastic complete sensual body rubs with Full Service
Please send an SMS with an introduction if you want to book an appointment with me. Include your name, the date, the time, and the length of the reservation.
You are welcome to call if you would rather chat with me. No personal numbers.
⚜️ Mobile ⚜️
0423588381
📌 A heated room, warm oils, and a shower in a private, contemporary, and spotless setting
⚜️In my bio⚜️
Ich bin Asian. I have a lovely face and large eyes, and I am between 160 and 165 centimetres tall. I have natural D breasts. I have a full physique with all the perfect curves for sex. My skin is smooth to the touch, and I have long, thick hair. My clients frequently congratulate me. Lucky!
🌷called "The Sensual Special"🌷
I'll give you a full-body sensual, sexual, tease body rub while keeping my entire attention on your enjoyment, and I'll give it to you with a very pleasant conclusion. I will play with your penis deftly and tentatively until you climax, leaving you screaming for more.
The body rub is performed in a fluid, smooth manner that encourages general relaxation, releases muscular tension, and enhances circulation and range of motion. I want to calm, energise, and renew you. If you ask me, I can be topless when you schedule a 60-minute session:)
Afterwards, a warm, complementary shower is provided with plenty of body wash and fresh, fluffy towels. I'm sorry, but I don't join you in the shower. Come today and give yourself permission to enter a state of total ecstasy.
🌷Prices:Hand Relief
30 min - $120
60 min - $200
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I always look great, am well-groomed, and smell amazing. My sensuality comes from within and from having good looks and confidence, even if I like to dress sexily and wear high heels, revealing outfits, and makeup.
To give your girlfriend a body slide, incredible kiss, cuddle, shower for two, fantastic sex
⭐Full Service INCALL Rate
$120 - 15 mins
$150 - 30 mins
$250 - 60 mins
Excellent skills would totally relax your nerves and awaken your sexual appetite.
Please book in advance so I can guarantee a session at a time of your convenience.
⚜️ Mobile ⚜️
0423588381
Real Yami😋💯
💍Sensual massage💍
The whole process is done by taking off clothes
🍑No1: yami massage + Happy Ending
30 minutes $150
🍑🍑No2: yami massage with breast relief + Japanese nuru + Happy Ending
30 minutes $200
🔥🔥🔥No3: yami massage with breast relief+shower together + French kiss +Kneeling service+Japanese nuru + breast enhancement +
Happy Ending
30 minutes $250
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No5:
yami massage with breast relief + shower together+Japanese nuru +breastenhancement+ French kiss + Kneeling service+Friction of sensitive parts+oral sex+69+Happy Ending
30 minutes 300
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N6:
yami massage with breast relief + shower together+Japanese nuru +breastenhancement+ French kiss + Kneeling service+Friction of sensitive parts+oral sex+69+Happy Ending
45 minutes 350
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N7:
yami massage with breast relief + shower together+Japanese nuru +breastenhancement+ French kiss + Kneeling service+Friction of sensitive parts+oral sex+69+Happy Ending
60 minutes 400
💎Sexy massage💎
♥️💯No8: 1 hour $500
GFE + Japanese nuru + Love hot oil massage + French kiss + shower together(Including sex in the bathroom)breast relaxation + oral sex + Role play+Stockings temptation+Uniform temptation+ Footjob. Doggy style licking+Sofa kneeling service+Sensitive friction+prostate care Or Grab Dragon tendons+ Rub your penis+hidden relief
❤️💯N9: $700 90mins
GFE + Japanese nuru + Love hot oil massage + French kiss + shower together(Including sex in the bathroom)breast relaxation + oral sex + Role play+Stockings temptation+Uniform temptation+ Footjob. Doggy style licking+Sofa kneeling service+Sensitive friction+prostate care Or Grab Dragon tendons+ Rub your penis+hidden relief
❤️💯No10: $900 for 2 hours
GFE + relaxation time, lots of oil massage, Love style + GFE + Japanese nuru + Love hot oil massage + French kiss + shower together(Including sex in the bathroom)breast relaxation + oral sex + Role play+Stockings temptation+Uniform temptation+ Footjob. Doggy style licking+Sofa kneeling service+Sensitive friction+prostate care Or Grab Dragon tendons+ Rub your penis+hidden relief
❤️💯No11: $1300for 3 hours
GFE + relaxation time, lots of oil massage, Love style + GFE + Japanese nuru + Love hot oil massage + French kiss + shower together(Including sex in the bathroom)breast relaxation + oral sex + Role play+Stockings temptation+Uniform temptation+ Footjob. Doggy style licking+Sofa kneeling service+Sensitive friction+prostate care Or Grab Dragon tendons+ Rub your penis+hidden relief
❤️💯No12: $1700 for 4hours
GFE + relaxation time, lots of oil massage, Love style + GFE + Japanese nuru + Love hot oil massage + French kiss + shower together(Including sex in the bathroom)breast relaxation + oral sex + Role play+Stockings temptation+Uniform temptation+ Footjob. Doggy style licking+Sofa kneeling service+Sensitive friction+prostate care Or Grab Dragon tendons+ Rub your penis+hidden relief
🫣Outcall 🫣
1hr $600+Uber cost
2hr $1200+Uber cost
3hr $1800+Uber cost
4hr $2400+Uber cost
5hr $3000+Uber cost
Outcall reservations require a reservation deposit of $100 in advance.
♥️😴Overnight:
$5000 (visit only) A night with me will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime!
🎀💰Extras:🎀💰
Shower together: $50
Oral sex: $50
Licking each other's private parts: $50
Your or my toys: $50
Role play: $50
Spanking you; 50
Humiliating you: 50
Slave training you: 50
Face sitting: 50
Spitting on you: 50
Slapping you: 50
Ball busting: 50
Bondage $100
Prostate service: $100
Female ejaculation $100
Golden shower $100
Grab Dragon tendons:$100
extra cum:100
(Welcome to book Grab dragon Tendons with Love,don't miss out my magic hands 👏👏👏)
Grab dragon tendons is the Thai Style secret massage, help men's kidney health care and sexual function health care, for premature ejaculation, erection is not firm and not lasting has obvious effect. This massage allows more blood to enter the penis, increase the size and firmness of the penis, effectively relieve sexual dysfunction and low libido, completely release the body and mind. It makes men more confident and hold their heads up
📩⏰️Before you book me, please send me a message to tell me which number you want to try and your appointment time, and I will get back to you as soon as possible📩⏰️
🔔 🚨🚦Notes: 🔔🚨🚦
1. IMPORTANT: These are my recent photos in the profile. No further photos will be given further. Stop asking more pic& otherwise will be blocked. Don’t waste each other time.
2. I WON'T answer calls from private or blocked numbers.
3. Good of spot for parking places, easy-access entry. Privacy and discretion is assured.
4. Cash payment or pay id.
5. 100% pretty girl not ugly old lady to waste your time for this price. privacy. discrete.
6. When u want booking, please tell me u prefer outcall or incall, your name, how long you want book. thanks. outcall please send me your full address to check price.
Booking number : 0451701196
When sending me a message. pls be sure to included the following :
_preferred meet up date and time
_Length of booking ( Out or incall )
_your full address for the outcall booking and time
_dont text hi or hello. Just send the booking information out or incall details. I wont answer time wasted message
_ Text only. No call
Brisbane TODAY 🔥💋SLIM STUNNING PATTAYA . LADY Beautiful Girl Sexy 🔥Lisa Brisbane Now horny MORE FUN
HI AM thai REAL PICTURE. I pride myself taking care of my clients needs sensual massage. I am very hygienic, clean and healthy and provide a safe and very provocative sensual experience. If you are a little shy, I will relax you with a full steamy body massage. Please don’t be shy to call me.....
Your session with me will be un-rushed so unwind and allow my hands to work its magic. You will not be disappointed.
i am am currently available privately 7 days a week from 10 am to late prefer doing business over the phone. No private number
For inquiries or to make a booking
please call or text (SMS) 0431-232-514
Good massage / nude body slide hj
full service (S*x) and massage
120/15
150/30
200/45
250/60
All bookings are subject to availability. Appointments are necessarily.
TODAY 2 girls Available 4 hands 🔥HOT GIRL Big boobs Sexy Thailand girl Erotic/Sensual Massage +Full Service 🥰🔥🔥
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Why settle for one when you can be pampered by two? Treat yourself to our exclusive Twin Massage package. Two sweet, beautiful, and attentive ladies are ready to surround you with warmth, smiles, and the ultimate care.
Enjoy a highly relaxing, soft-touch body massage that builds up your excitement, followed by a guaranteed happy ending / full service that delivers total satisfaction. We take care of you from start to finish!
#. Real Photos & Friendly Ladies
#. Clean, safe, and private environment
#. 100% Private, Discreet & Confidential
#. Twin Massage + Full Satisfaction Guaranteed
MY PRICE ( 2girls Double Price )
120/15 minutes
150/30 minutes
200/45 minutes
250/60 minutes
( if you want 4 Hands Massage/ fully inclusive DOUBLE PRICE)
Location: Wynnum Rd Cannon Hill. ( PRIVATE HOUSE)
( if you looking 2 girls my price double price)
Hope to see you soon darling
Please canter 0422-947-762
Redhead hourglass fit curvy gym babe
Location: Cannon Hill
Text only: 0483 206 770
Connoisseurs of curvy, fit & feminine women...let's have fun! Hi, I'm Brianna. I stand at a petite 5'2 with curves in all the right places. My luscious long red hair skims the tops of my ample DD's that are perky and super responsive, my little waist meeting a curvy, firm, round ass. Think hourglass - fit, firm and feminine. My porcelain skin is soft to touch. I enjoy lots of eye contact at all the right moments with my bright blue eyes. You will find me perfectly manicured head to toe, but don't let my impeccable presentation fool you, I enjoy getting down and dirty 😈😉
Let's explore and bring your desires to life!
I'm a decadent mix of sinful and sweet. Naturally sensual and seductive, with a slutty side. I'm playful, genuine, intelligent, professional, friendly, fun, attentive and discreet.
I offer a variety of services. Message for service information.
I host from Cannon Hill (about 7km from the Brisbane CBD) from a private residence that is discreet, clean, comfortable & climate controlled. Ample free street parking available.
Text 0483 206 770 for service information and rates. NO calls, text only. Manners go a long way when making contact and polite gentlemen will be given priority.
Until we meet,
Brianna 💋
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Sexy busty Independent. Let me fulfill your fantasies
Heyy... I'm Stella
Your chance to have an actual girlfriend in your bed : ) Off set I'm just a fun, who loves good vibes and making guys feel amazing.
I'm leggy and toned, curves in the right places, and I love dressing up cute – think tight dresses, heels, or just something comfy that shows off my legs. I start things slow and sweet: big hugs, lots of eye contact, soft kisses that turn into more... I get so turned on when you're in control and I can just let go and be playful. Laughing together, cuddling close, teasing each other till we can't take it anymore – that's my favorite.
open for:
real GFE – all the affection, deep kisses, feeling connected.
If you want a smiling, high-energy who makes everything feel easy and exciting... message me! My schedule fills quick so don't wait too long
Hot Sexy, natural Incall and Outcall
Hi, I'm Maya💋Warm, sensual, and naturally charming , I'm the kind of woman who loves genuine connection. With soft curves, natural beauty, and a captivating gaze, I’m here to offer you more than just a pretty face.
I’m elegant, playful, and open-minded. I adore deep conversations, unforgettable moments, and making you feel seen, heard, and completely relaxed. Whether you’re looking for a passionate evening or a soft, sensual escape , I know how to make every second count.
If you're looking for authenticity, femininity, and a woman who knows how to connect on every level , I’m here, waiting.
👅Hot stunning body Japanese girl, ❤️😘 absolute delight in bed you deserve the best
Hello guys !!!
My name is Aya, from Japan. Im friendly, genuine, im 21 yo with a cheeky smile and Big natural Boobs
Firm, slim figure, size 6 with C natural tits, shaved pussy, tight waist & firm ass 🥰
My service starts with a sensual massage to relax you, before moving on to more naughty pleasures.
Services : 69/ Light Kissing/ Cuddling and/Touching/ Mutual French/ Golden Showers /Striptease ( Some of them are extra services)🥰
Full Service rate:
100 FOR 15 minutes
150 FOR 30 minutes
200 FOR 45 minutes
250 FOR 60 minutes
Long booking get discount.
Nude massage with hj or bj rate: $130/30mins, $200/hr.
Outcall is available.
Looking forward to meeting you,
Thank you, see you soon xoxo
0411 646 655 ☎️
Australian Mature Lady in Springfield Lakes Qld
Australian Alice, Natural 40 dd breast, Size 14 with wonderful womanly curves, mature drug free caring and experienced in the art of massage.
In calls only I host from my own home in Springfield Lakes Qld.
Day time companion from 7am to 6 pm Monday to Thursday and Friday 7am to 5pm and Saturday from 7am to 1 pm.
How to book a appointment call me on 0479002552
Texting is so impersonal a quick phone call is all you need for a booking or if you need more information. After our initial phone conversation feel free to book by text private numbers will not be answered
Sorry guys a simple hi or how are you doesn't work for me and you will not get a reply so please call me.
Book a Erotic ,sensual massage or full service today ""
For Gentle friendly respectable gents only all nationally welcome.
Massage oral or hand relief
$100 for 30 minutes.
$190 for 1 hour.
Full service with body slide
$100 for 15 minutes.
$120 for 30 minutes.
$170 for 45 minutes.
$220 for 1 hour .
Cash money only.
I do not expect pay I'd.
No extras.
No Natural services as I value my health and also yours.
No anal or degrading services.
No rimming.
No Mother and son role play.
No kissing on the mouth.
I can't wait for us to get together thanks Alice xx
19yo Aussie | Cum addict💦 Big Ass🍑 Nympho Slut 🙄 | Digital Services Only
💋 HEYYYY I’m Lexi, your brand new 19yo red-haired addiction 💦
Green eyes that beg you to ruin me, an athletic little body, and the fattest, juiciest peach you’ll ever bounce on 🍑😈
I look like the sweetest innocent baby-face angel… but the second you tell me to get on my knees I turn into the filthiest, most submissive nympho slut you’ve ever met. I’m always soaked just thinking about what you’re gonna make me do next 👅
I’m completely new to this and I’m already fucking obsessed. The attention, the money, and especially the dirty, no-limits fun has me dripping 24/7 🥵
I’ll do ANYTHING online if you make it worth my while 😘
I crave being Daddy’s personal little fuck doll told exactly how to spread, how deep to take it, and how hard to cum for you 🤤
🌸100% real, recent, uncensored content.
🌸Weekly fresh B/G creampie & facial videos dropped straight to your feed.
🌸Solo play with HUGE toys stretching my tight pussy & ass.
🌸Nude pics every 2nd day.
🌸Full customs on request.
🌸Fetish friendly, literally ZERO limits 😈
🌸My absolute favourite? Cock ratings & sexting… send me that dick baby, I’ll rub my creamy kitty while I rate it, moan your name and tell you exactly how I’d worship it 😍
And yes… I’ve got the creamiest, sweetest kitty on OnlyFans and I LOVE licking up every single drop while you watch 💦🍭
Discreet, drama-free, and all about making you feel like the only man in my world. I love long teasing chats and slow, nasty build-ups… because the best things are worth savouring 😉
So stop scrolling and come ruin me already, Daddy…
My DMs are always wet and waiting for you 💌
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Digital services only.
🌹 size 7huge busty GG cups 🔥Sexy girl 😘
••••••••WELCOME TO MY PROFILE•••••••
ABOUT ME:
Hey, I’m Wendy,
All personal photos are 💯 Rea l!!!!
As you can see from my photos, I have a STUNNING NATURAL FACE, Natural Large Firm BOOBS, the most beautiful Innocent looks and a Gorgeous Size 7Tight curvy Body that turns heads in the street.
I am super energetic and fun and take extreme Pride in my Appearance and Hygiene.
MY STATISTICS:
Name: Wendy
Age: 35s
Eyes: Brown
Nationality: china
Bust Size: GG cup boobs
Body Size: Size 7
Weight: 50kg
Height:155cm
PRICE LIST:
INCALL Price:
$150- 30 Mins
$200 - 45 Mins
$250 - 60 Mins
Outcall $500 per hour plus Uber fees
Contact me:0410823698
Kind reminder: Safe sex only, No Anal.
Please don’t ask for discounts, Respect My Prices. Due to High Demand and busy Schedule, I will only be responding to Genuine bookings. AND PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME AS WELL AS YOUR TIME.
Desirée Bellamy - Young, French and Fiery 💋
100% REAL photos! This is NOT a fake profile.
Bonjour Darling, I’m Desirée!
Sweet, sassy, and impossible to forget. I’m the perfect mix of charm and mischief—soft to touch, daring at heart. With me, you’ll feel at ease, ignited, and craving more. One night or many, I’ll turn your fantasies into reality.
You'll find my statuesque 177cm tall body to be exceptionally fit and tight but juicy in all the right places with natural perky C breasts and a bubble butt you'll instantly be tempted to squeeze. My seductive almond eyes compliment my soft, full lips although my defined cheekbones, never ending long legs and soft brown hair may be what captivate you first.
No matter the length of our time together I want it to be enjoyed to the fullest. In the bedroom, I can be both Submissive and Dominant, and I’m a very sensual individual. I love both giving and receiving.
I offer two services, Girlfriend Experience (GFE) and Porn Star Experience (PSE) both which you'll experience my passion, affection and extra naughty sides which can be adapted to your personal preferences.
GFE-Girlfriend Experience:
I take pride in embodying your dream girl. This experience includes affectionate touching, french kissing, mutual oral (covered), pillow talk, erotic oil massage (for min 1h booking), covered sex and of course, multiple positions.
PSE-Porn Star Experience:
An authentically explicit event where we enact your deepest desires and naughtiest fantasises. This can include all of the GFE but with a more kinky edge. This experience includes deep throating, toys, dirty talk, COB and light or heavy BDSM such as spanking. I am open minded to your kinks but kindly request that you communicate anything specific prior to meeting.
-HOW TO BOOK-
Please send me an sms (no calls will be answered) and tell me your name, which day and time you would like the length of time you would like to spend together and what you would like.
I will respond with my availability and begin planning a unique experience tailored to You.
I do NOT answer calls - text only. Thank you !
Please note I am screened regularly and follow safe sex practices only with protected oral/sex.
Incalls only
FREE CIM 📛Horny young Housewife Naomi 💋 Petite, Wild & Always Ready
I’m a lonely, addicted housewife from the islands — sex is my daily routine, and taking you deep in my mouth until you explode is what I crave the most.
With my petite, delicate body, I’m naturally made to please a man. I get unbearably hungry for touch, trembling and convulsing as I beg for climax. Every fantasy you’ve seen in AV housewife scenes? I bring them to life — for real.
My nipples are sensitive. My clit is sensitive. I love when you grab my hair and push me deep, when my legs tremble and the wetness stretches between us.
I’m skilled with foot play and I crave intense stimulation — I want to feel your fingers exploring me until I lose control.
Wild, naughty, and unapologetically sinful — I’m Naomi.
My Details
Name: Naomi
Age: 26
Height: 151 cm
Weight: 40 kg
Cup Size: C
Services I Offer
Role play, stockings and high heels, shower together, deep kissing, sensual oral, teasing foreplay, foot play, 69, long-lasting nude oral, passionate full-service intimacy, and relaxing massage afterward.
Rates
$250 / 30 minutes
$450 / 60 minutes
$850 / 120 minutes
For bookings of one hour or more, I’ll let you finish in my mouth as my special gift.
sexy beautiful Asian girl
Hi love guys 😘
All Personal photos are 💯 Real !!!!!
I'm linda, body size 5, my best age 30s huge busty 36DD playful ...
I am not just beautiful – I am intense. I like to provoke, to involve, to make you forget the outside world. With me, every detail is thought out to give you pleasure: the smell, the touch, the rhythm… everything at the right time, in the right place, with the right person.
My soft skin, my enveloping perfume and my provocative presence make each encounter an intense, ardent and exclusive fantasy lived.
I am extremely feminine, elegant and naturally sensual, I know how to masterfully conduct intimate moments and deliver tailor-made experiences for demanding, sophisticated men who appreciate the best.
Discretion, elegance and a sensuality that cannot be taught – it must be felt.
And if you thought you had already experienced unforgettable moments, it's because you haven't had me yet.
I'm not just an escort. I'm an invitation to pleasure in its most elegant and provocative form.
follow by my rate
Full Service Rates ( in call )
120 for 15 mins
150 for half hr
250 for 1 hr
Out call from 500 / per hour, Depends your location? May extra travel fees !!
Phone : 0456-978-227 Lind
Looking forward to Catch up soon. 😘
Alex
Alex
🎀💕👄💐
0489011216
🪞 Curvy brunette with a stunning figure and a warm, bubbly personality. I’m easygoing, down-to-earth, and know exactly how to help you unwind. No drama, no games — just real, genuine connection and unforgettable fun.
💎 Premium Services 💎
• Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Porn Star Experience (PSE)*
Rates:
• 30 min – $400
• 45 min – $500
• 1 hour – $600
• 1.5 hours $850
• 2 hours $1000
🌃Over Night - $3000🌃
PSE is an additional $100
Outcall is an additional $100
Looking forward to meeting you soon!
🎀💕👄💐
0489011216
Dirty Girl 30 min of kinky sex now only $200
Hi! I am an attractive mature lady (a young 50, and I attribute my youthful appearance to the amount , size 10, blonde, busty and very naughty....I am a lady to be wined and dined, university educated and an entertaining dinner companion; in the bedroom you will see me transform into a multi orgasmic .... with a penchant for something special from behind!. (dont you love wordplay!) I have a "late vocation" for whoring: I have fun every day and I'm sure you will have fun too if you visit me!
I aim to satisfy your every wish from the most perverse fantasy to the simple affection of the girlfriend experience...I am petite, mature and kinky as hell... (I define "kinky" as being everything your wife or partner WONT do!)
I am available 3 or 4 days a week from 7am until 11pm and answer all inquiries promptly.
Pls Note: if you ring on a private number I can direct you to my website, squirtydirtygirl.com. Ring on a regular number to discuss your booking requirements...
DURING LOCKDOWNS, , consider phone sex, Skype sex or NEW videos-
‘A Day in the Life of Dirtysquirtygirl’ OR ‘ Kinky Sex’. $50 each.
***************No Card Facilities *******
Sweet Aisian
Hi Im a sweet Aisian girl size7 ,slim , hot , 23 yo, attractive, busty
Brisbane Based , Private Service
Im attractive skilled , talented ,and a willing young masseuses ,with a desire to please young tickle your fancy . its my opinion sex is a joyful activity and its my job to make you satisfied and happy.
Please come and visit me anytime . I will be there, my house is PRIVATE and "easy parking"
Incall Rates Relaxation Body Rub
30mins $100
45mins $140
60 mins $180
Amazing body rub n relief or full service
Hi
My services include an amazing,sensual and erotic body rb and passionate full service or either hand or Mutual Play
Half hour amazing body rub n full service is 140
Hour amazing body rub n full service is 250
Half hour amazing body rub n relief is 120
Hour amazing body rub n relief is 200
Short time full service is 80 for 15 minutes
Look forward to your call so u can have an experience u will not forget xoxo
Always incalls prefered
Looking forward to your call or text. Xoxo
I only do outcalls to hotels in the city and can do overnight however need at least a day's notice. An outcall for an hour is $500 and the price of the uber which I need u too organise.
I also only do everything with protection and no anal.
Hope you are having a great day but I am sure I can make it better!
Xoxo
So just call next on 0418 712 316 n I will make your day I promise x
No Agent ! Erotic Sensual Full body rub! Mind blowing! Must Try
Hi gentlemen!
Step inside my private abode and get lost in the moment!
I offer a genuine good quality massage that will have you feeling like a new man when i’m finished.
With my petite hands gliding over your oiled body
you won’t want to leave in a hurry!!
I will do my best to accommodate your needs!
available most days from 9:30 til late
parking available
No full service please don’t ask as I won’t respond
👅💦 FORTY & FUCKIN’ FERAL – this cougar’ll swallow ur cock whole n’ burp up ur soul, u been warned 😈🔥
so here’s the thing, lover boy. name’s Fanny. 40. yeah u heard me. four-fuckin’-zero n’ i still ride dick like i’m tryna break a bronco 🐎💥. got a mouth that’d make a truckie blush n’ a cunt that grips like a wet fist 👊💧. i ain’t no soft milfy princess, i’m the slag next door who’ll suck ur brains out through ur balls n’ then ask “that all ya got?” with a smirk 😏.
— ★ —
lemme tell u bout last Thursday. doorbell goes. ding-dong, it’s the AusPost postie. cute lil’ hi-vis, shorts, beard. he’s holdin’ a box like a dork n’ goes “parcel that needs signing for, love.” i open the door in my robe – tits barely covered, nips hard from the fuckin’ chill (it’s bloody July mate) 🥶. i see his eyes drop. poor thing.
i bend over to sign his scanner. real slow. robe gapes wide open. no undies. my wet cunt just starin’ at him like a glazed donut 🍩💦. he drops the scanner. clatter. “you—uh—you doin’ that on purpose?” his voice all squeaky. i just bite my lip n’ let the robe fall right off. tits out, forty-year-old slut on display, belly n’ thighs n’ all this ripe fuckin’ flesh 🍑.
he’s on his knees before i even blink. face buried in me like a man findin’ water in the desert 👅🌊. tongue flickin’ my clit till my knees buckle, i’m pullin’ his hair, moanin’ “fuck me, postman pat, deliver that tongue.” he eats me out so sloppy i nearly gush all over his Australia Post beanie 🧢💦. then i drag him up, shove him onto my couch, n’ i fish a rubber outta his pocket. roll it on his cock with my mouth. teeth n’ all 😬🍆. then i climb on reverse cowgirl, arse jigglin’ in his face, n’ ride him into the fuckin’ cushions 🛋️💥. gruntin’ like a whore in heat. his work phone buzzes – supervisor. he picks up, “yeah nah, big run today, still doin’ the delivery.” STILL FUCKIN’ ME. i’m creamin’ all over his balls, cunt milkin’ him dry, came twice before he finally pulls out, rips the rubber off n’ paints my tits with his load 🎨💦. parcel still unopened on the floor. Post mail can wait.
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see? i’m the kinda 40-year-old who fucks like she’s tryna pay rent 💸. i’ll whisper filthy shit in ur ear that’ll make u cum so hard u forget ur own fuckin’ name 🫠. wanna be my next little accident? u text me somethin’ obscene – one sentence, straight filth. makes my clit tingle? u get directions. if not? go bash one out in the shower, champ 🚿🍆. ur loss.
i ain’t chasin’. u want this sloppy, tight, motor-mouthed milf cougar pussy? ya know where the button is.
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💰 THE BORING MONEY SHIT 💰
cash in hand, or PAYID – instant transfer ONLY. delayed n’ pending bullshit? nah fuck that. i don’t play banker, i play with dicks 🖕🏼. money first. play after. no exceptions, sweetheart 😘
📲 TEXT ONLY. don’t bloody call me – i’m prolly busy gettin’ railed into next week by some other lucky prick. i’ll hit u back when i’m free n’ moist ✨
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— Fanny 👅💋🔥
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