Bowden Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there, handsome~ 😉

I’m Kaede — a 35-year-old real woman from Fukuoka, now living in Adelaide.

Life brought me here with my two beautiful kids, starting over after a painful past.

As a single mum, I do what I can to give my little ones a good life… and right now, that means spending warm, exciting time with you. 😊

I’m all natural — curves in the right places, soft skin, and a warm smile.

I love to laugh, cuddle, and make a man feel truly desired.

Whether you need relaxing company or wild, steamy fun… I’m here for you. 💕

Let’s forget the world for a while. You and me, together.

🌸 My Services – Sweet & Hot GFE

Kisses & gentle touching

Oral

kissing

Cuddles & closeness

Multiple positions

Showering together

Lingerie show

Overnight dates

Mutual pleasure with hands & mouth

Affectionate, girlfriend-style attention

Foot play welcome 😉

I’m available for incall in Adelaide and outcall to you.

Let’s make your time unforgettable — with lots of warmth, passion, and real connection.

Message me now… I can’t wait to meet you. ❤️‍🔥

Kaede x

😘 📞

Appointments from 12.30pm Until 11pm

Its chilly as winter warmer full body hot oil 💆‍♀️

And fully warm air con premises escape the cold warm up to a relaxing comforting massage

Relaxing deals first 4 clients to book

• To a soothing 💆‍♀️
• 30mins $50
• 45mins $70
• 60mins $ 80 ( save $20 wed deal)
• 90mins $100 ( save $50 wed deal )
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please when u book a appointment let's save on time and energy and please read the add

1 what your name

2.genuine ethnicity please

3 what time like to book in

4 what session you like to book in

Please DO NOT CONTACT OUT OF HOURS

All we be replied during opening hours thank you 😊

PLEASE NOT ITS NOT A FULL SERVICE NO SEX NO ORAL AND DEFINITELY I DO NOT ADVERTISE ON FAKE SITES OFFERING THIS SERVICE AND THEM STEALING MY.PROFILE

I ONLY ADVERTISE ON HERE on escort and babes

 important information before you book in appointment

To save time and energy and have no timewasters

This is not a full service no sex or oral

My services are purely massage only With a 😉

Please note and respect this

 read the paragraph below

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U be feeling like a happy little Vegemite relaxed and released from all stresses with the touch of my magic hands and touch

 "PLEASE NOTE AND RESPECT MY SERVICES ARE NOT A FULL SERVICE CLEARLY IN ENGLISH NO SEX !!

MY MASSAGES ARE DESIGNED THAT YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED YOU WILL BE FEELING RELAXED AND STRESS PLEASE RESPECT IT AND DONT ASK.

As life is getting over expensive it doesn't mean you need to deprive yourself from self care and relaxing.

Payment method accepted is cash ,payid,osko

Be pampered with a sensual relaxation massage you will walk in with a frown and you will walk out with a smile and you know it is your massage therapist's magic touch to unlock all stress and leave you floating in complete100%relaxed and happy and a wink in the eye as you will not be disappointed and after massage receive a hot towel finish to it

I am a mature European background educated brunette with striking eyes and a magic touch that awakens all your senses

 THANK YOU CATY 😊

I'm Mini , a kindhearted 34D pure natural devil figure, and I'll make sure your flag up right away.

MY PICTURES ARE TRULY ME 

I AM A YOUNG Korean WITH VOLUPTUOUS D CUP REAL NATURAL BOOBS

I have smooth silky skin, long legs, lovely face with wonderful lips,andlike to meet interesting gentlemen and have sweet moments together.

I'm a really energetic, fun, and sociable person with a great sense of humour and a lot of fantasy.

If you're seeking for a classmate who is beautiful, charming, and has a pleasant demeanour, you've come to the perfect spot.

Don't miss out We can have lots of crazy and fun. 

 Ball licking sucking, touching sensual body time. 100% unforgettable & Horniest GFE you will ever experience~

Girlfriend Experience:

Shower for two, kissing, a deep tissue massage, cuddling, covered oral as-well as multiple positions.

 INCALL

30 Minutes $150

45 Minutes $200

1 Hour $250

2 Hour $500

If you want me to go to your place, I can also do it but I need your bills with address and PAYID100 deposit first to ensure the booking, and I charge $450/hour and uber fee needed. 

*outcall to surrounding areas* (if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur).

IF YOU WANT TO ASK FOR SERVICE

PLEASE TEXT ME

BECAUSE SOMETIMES I CANT HEAR THE PHONE.

🎀 Text me : 🎀 0401256466

Luxury Massage Retreat

Just five minutes from the city in Thebarton, Madam Lia offers an exclusive and elegant massage experience. The retreat features Luxury Massage Retreat

Just five minutes from the city in Thebarton, Madam Lia offers an exclusive and elegant massage experience. The retreat features three private, beautifully appointed rooms, each with its own shower, air conditioning, and heating for complete comfort.

Personally run by Madam Lia, the venue is known for its professional, attentive therapists, exceptional massages, and discreet, luxurious atmosphere.

Relax. Indulge. Rejuvenate.

i'm Becky thirty-fucking years old. not some 25yo baby who still thinks “whisper” is a type of sex move. i've been around the block – twice – and i know exactly how to make a man leak in his pants before i even touch him 😂

so let me be real with you... i'm not that “polite and quiet” type. nah. i'm the girl who'll grab your face, lick your ear, and say “you better fuck me like you forgot to pay rent” – then laugh while you panic-chub 💀

i love sex. like... LOVE it. messy? nah honey, *i* ain't messy – but the bed? the floor? your hair? oh, they'll look like a hurricane hit 'em. you'll be sweating, i'll be dripping... let's just say the laundry machine's gonna be mad at us 💦💦

none of that boring “lights off, missionary, goodnight” crap. hell no. i want you to grab my hips while i ride you like a stolen scooter. pull my hair (not out, just enough to make me gasp). slap my ass 'til it's pink and then kiss it like you're sorry – but we both know you're not sorry 😇

we can do the thing where you're behind me and i look back with those “ruin me” eyes. i'll moan your name... or maybe a random name just to see you twitch (kidding... unless you're into that kinda nasty 🤪)

i give head that makes grown men speak in tongues. like, knee‑locking, headboard‑gripping, “oh god i saw the light” type head. when it's time for the main event? you wrap that soldier up – no arguments. i'm 30, not stupid. we play safe or we don't play. period.

i'm 30, baby. i know what i want. and i know what YOU want – someone dirty but sweet, naughty but cuddly. after we're done? i'll curl up with you, play with your chest hair, call you a good boy. then i'll steal your pizza slice on the way out 🍕😘

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ok i'm done talking. you know where to find me. don't keep me waiting – i get grumpy when i'm wet and ignored 😈💋

— Becky (30, and still naughtier than your ex) 💋🔥

I've taken all real pics, please check them all out for my real look, I don't want to waste anyone's time so I have added these recent nonprofessional pics that I took in my room and you can see exactly what to expect when you arrive.

I am Aria 23 sexy young and hot 

Take the time to discover just how delicious I can be; this is an open invitation, for you to open up to me.

I am your private Amazonian Goddess, and I have traveled a great distance from afar. Australias newest and most delightful importation, your very own rare, luxurious escort caviar. 

Time with me is a delicacy and a delicious sexual treat. I am galavanting countrywide for a good time, not a long time. Take this chance now, do not ponder long before we meet.

Now that we are no longer strangers, shall we speak of the exciting encounters we will share? Your discreet diety is open minded and guards your sexual secrets with great care.

If you were to ask me what I most enjoy during our illustrious affair, my breathless answer whispers, "everything," as you enjoy my taste down there.

Oh-my mind wanders to embrace a fantastic feeling, do you have a cheeky tongue too? 

Best contact me before I am long gone, to arrange a booking for us two.

💕STATISTICS💕

Age: 23 Years Young

Nationality: Singapore

Dress size: 7 Small

Chest size: D Perky

Body Type: Hourglass

Personality: Sweet/Outgoing

Height/ Weight: 160/ 55kg

Face: Absolute Stunner!

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❣️MY SERVICES + PRICES❣️

FULL SERVICE(GFE):

30 minutes - $150 cash payment

45 minutes - $200 cash payment

60 minutes - $250 cash payment

GFE Experience: Includes sex in multiple positions, sensual nude massage, Pussy Play, Body kissing, Cuddling, Shower For two, hand job, 69, spanish, Italian, mutual oral,

OUTCALL SEX

$450 -1 Hours + Travel Fee

 For an outcall, I kindly request proof of identity and address, along with a $100 deposit to confirm the booking. I’m all about creating a fun and memorable experience, ensuring you have an amazing time. I limit my daily bookings because I prioritize quality over quantity. If you’re lucky enough to be chosen, I promise to make it worth your while. Looking forward to connecting!

💕HOW TO BOOK IN💕

For an easy Straight forward booking,

Please Text me your Name

Duration of the booking (how long)

The time that works best for you

If you follow these simple steps, I will respond in straight away to confirm our booking.

Eg: Hey Aria, My name is John. I would like to book you for 60 Minutes Incall at 4pm.

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want to meet the prettiest Sexy here?!

Love Always Aria

My phone number: 0435581630

From Sydney, 

Hi gentlemen, this is Hanna , You will love my beautiful sexy face and 🔥body

only 20 years old，160cm tall, natural DD cup

My body is very flexible, soft, young 💦💦and beautiful.

you will feel welcome and relaxed by a young student.

I am full of pure pleasure with a nice round 🍑ass for you!

Genuine booking only,

Time waster will be block.

Text message me the time you want to come

Extras $50-$100: BBBJ, lick pussy, cim.

SERVICES AVAILABLE:

GFE

Oral

Passional kissing

69

bbbj

COB

CIM

Spanish

Mutual masturbation

Variety of positions

DATY - ORAL ONE ME

Sensual and hot body massage

Variety of positions

Striptease

Shower for two

and a lot more

My prices for incall

30 minutes $180

60 minutes $280

Some extra available

Outcall 450up$ one hour plus uber

Hello! I’m a study in contrasts—half homebody who loves cozy nights in, half social butterfly who lives for spontaneous fun. On one hand, I’m the girl who’ll bake cookies at 10 PM just because, who’ll binge-watch my favorite show with a glass of wine, and who finds peace in quiet, unplanned days. On the other hand, I’m the one who’ll dance with you until the lights come on.

I’m warm, witty, and unapologetic-ally myself. I love deep conversations that last until sunrise, but I also appreciate the simple joy of sitting in comfortable silence with someone I care about. I believe in living life to the fullest, in being kind, and in never losing my sense of wonder.

If you’re looking for someone who can be both your calm place and your biggest adventure, someone who’ll love you on your good days and your bad days, then I might just be the one you’re looking for. Let’s see where this goes

My Incall Rates:

30 Mins - $200

60 Mins - $300

Standard GFE service:

Touching, sexy lingerie, passionate intimate pleasure, erotic massage, variety of position, breast slides, breast sucking, sex with condom, blow job with condom

Extra service:

Bbbj , dfk, rimming , cim , golden shower on you

Dragon service:

$450:hr

All extras included

Bbbj

Dfk

Rimming

Porn star experience

Golden shower

Fire & ice bj

Shower sex

Tie n Tease & Role-play

Cim

Condom Sex Dragon service

Outcall:

$450up/hr + Uber depends on Location

I'm Tzu.

28, Taiwanese, curvy in all the right places.

I used to teach at an international school in Kaohsiung… until I fell in love, married, and moved here for him.

Three years later, I found out he never wanted kids — he'd even had a secret vasectomy.

After the divorce, I left with almost nothing.

Now I'm in Adelaide, starting over.

No one knows me here.

And I'm ready to be your secret pleasure.

I'm the classy girl next door with a hidden wild side.

Looking innocent but acting naughty is my specialty.

When we meet, I'll make you feel comfortable… and incredibly turned on.

I love to take control and ride you until you can't take it anymore.

I'll bounce on you, feeling you deep inside, while you grab my hips and watch me move.

Want me to bend over? I'll arch my back and let you take me from behind until we're both breathless.

I enjoy every moment — touching, tasting, and feeling you grow hard for me.

My mouth knows how to please, and I won't stop until you're completely satisfied.

Come over when you're stressed, lonely, or just need to release.

I'll help you forget everything… and leave you smiling, weak, and empty.

Ready for me?

I'm available for private, discreet visits in Adelaide.

📲 Text me 0413 517 852

Tell me your name, when you'd like to meet, and I'll share my services and rates.

Let's make some memories… no strings attached.

Just pure, wet, real fun.

Tzu 💋

*See you soon…

HORNY ASIA MILF WREAK HAVOC UPON YOUR COCK! SUCK UR SOUL AND SEND YOU HOME WITH EMPTY BALLS AND A SORE BACK!

Brace yourselves for some Hardcore Cum Extraction. Your Cock will be milked and every cum drop extracted out. make you wanna say Ooh!

Take it in the Pussy. Take it in the Butt! - I Won't Stop! UNTIL YOU NUTT!!

Hello There!

I'm YuYu here to Milk ur Cock and TAKE Your CREAM!!

Text me on 0432823385, to make an appointment

I am sure you are here because you are Horny and ready to stick your meat in some warm pussy. I am your Nympho with a very high sex drive. I absolutely love sex!

My favorite thing to do is choke on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as if your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain and pleasure!

I'f you still manage to survive the blowjob somehow, I will then ride on you like the cowgirl I am and vigorously drive you insane as your manhood disappears inside my pussy and your balls clap against my butt! Another dose of pain and Pleasure until you explode I'll have you pick me up and fuck me stand and carry so hard in the air that my legs twitch and vibrate and you feel my pussy pulsating o your cock.

DESTROY me!! and put your cock deep inside every hole of mine; make my whole body covered in sweat and the sweet sweet juice of yours then at last cum with everything you have inside of me and fill my entire body. I want a nice big load and watch it as it drips out... mm so hot!!

BEWARE!! I might want to continue to suck you dry after if I am still thirsty. My Sex dive is insane!! I will extract every last drop of cum you possibly have in your balls!

You'll be leaving my place, light as a feather, balls completely emptied and your lower back aching because your man juice has now been squeezed out of you!

I LOVE TO MAKE MY MAN MOAN WITH PAIN and PLEASURE!

WHEN I RIDE YOU ON TOP, I'LL FUCK YOU LIKE CRAZY AND TAKE EVERY INCH YOU HAVE INSIDE ME!!

Contact me for Rates and services.

Text 0432823385 to make Luv now;)

Can't wait to suck you up! Your cum is mine!!

Waiting for your cream!;)

SWA 5285XEB

Hi! I am an attractive mature lady (a young 50, and many clients say I have the body of a teenager), size 10, blonde, busty and very naughty....I am a lady to be wined and dined, university educated and an entertaining dinner companion; in the bedroom you will see me transform into a multi orgasmic .... with a penchant for anal sex. I have a "late vocation" for whoring: I have fun every day and I'm sure you will have fun too if you visit me!

I aim to satisfy your every wish from the most perverse fantasy to the simple affection of the girlfriend experience...I am petite, mature and kinky as hell.. (I define "kinky" as being everything that your wife and partner WONT do)

I am available 3 days a week from 7am till 11pm and I answer all inquiries promptly. At present (Sept 2020) contact me if you are in Melbourne. I also offer phone and Skype sex these days. Also, ask me about my porn videos.

Pls Note: if you ring on a private number I can direct you to my website, squirtydirtygirl..com. Ring on a regular number to discuss your booking requirements...

***************No Card Facilities ********

New naughty waiting for you 💖💖

Playful full service for you💋

diamond service specially😘 😘

Name: Lydia

Age: 19

Brest Size :35DD🐼

Height:160m 📏

Weight:48 kg 💃

Hey babe, I’m LYDIA – your sweet & sexy Malaysian darling, here to give you the full Girlfriend Experience you’ve been craving… and so much more.

With my natural 36DD curves, seductive energy, and an extremely naughty side, I’m all about teasing, pleasing, and giving you an experience that goes beyond satisfaction. Whether you’re in the mood for soft cuddles or a wild deep-throat adventure, I’ll make sure you never forget me. 😘

I provide passionate GFE (Girl Friend Experience) service

💋 Passionate kissing

👄 Love sucking & amazing blow job

💦 Teasing foreplay & horny 69

🧼 Shower together

🧴 Boob waves, boob sucking & sensual GFE

🔒 Safe sex with full pleasure

💸 Standard Rates (Incall):

$180 - 30 mins  

$230 - 45 mins

$280 - 60mins

$400/60 mins + Uber (varies by location)🚗 Outcall: 

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 $400 – 1 Hour Incall💎

💎 $550 – 1 Hour Outcall

Experience starts with a sensual shower & deep sucking, leading into 69, natural oral, and 20+ wild positions that will leave you breathless.

🔥 Ice & Fire BJ (hot water & ice cubes)

👅 Deep throat dragon & around-the-world licking

💦 Cum on face, boobs, or mouth

💖 Affectionate cuddling & spooning

💃 Body slide, tits fuck, nipple licking

🍑 Rimming, DATY, mutual oral & masturbation

💄 Sexy lingerie, seductive charm, angel’s kiss

👑 Royal delights & diamond fascination (licking every inch of you)

Let me spoil you like royalty — I’m wild, wet, and ready for your deepest fantasies.

📲 Text me now to book your escape – no private numbers please

🔒 Discreet | Unforgettable Experience

Don’t just dream about pleasure... come live it with LYDIA 💦

Addictive Doll-Sized Indulgence

I'm Jasmin Austin❣️ Let me tell you a little bit about me as well as the services I provide:

🏹 I am an upscale companion who loves what I do;

🏹 I am sweet and nice with just a little spice;

🏹 I have a slim toned body with oh! so soft skin;

🏹 Luscious brown hair with no extensions for some gentle hair pulling;

🏹 Perfect booty awaiting some soft kisses and kinky slaps!

🏹 Playful, elegant and intelligent. A down to earth babe with petite body that is very flexible ;)

Ph: 0403 668 153

Jasmine xx 🌹

INCALL or OUTCALL RATES

🔥30 mins: $400 GF

🔥1 Hour: $450 Naughty Girlfriend

🔥2 Hour Promo: $900 Naughty Girlfriend

🔥3 Hour: $1200 Dinner Package

🔥VIP Indulgence: $3500 Ultimate Overnight

🔥VIP Greek Service: $1000 /hr

🔥VIP Duo/Couples/MFF: $900/hr

🙊 Other Services:

• PSE - $800/hr incall, $900/hr outcall
• MFM - $850/hr
• Fetish / Kink - from $900/hr

Please get in contact for special requests e.g. roleplay, costumes, fantasies, BDSM sessions.

NB: With all due respect, I don't see Indian clients, sorry.

0403 668 153 📲 TEXT / SMS ONLY

See my list of things I enjoy in private to get to know me better!

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My clients say I set them at ease when we meet with my cute witty bubbly personality. My energy can always be felt in our appointment and it is contagious. So what are you waiting for babe? Let’s connect and spend some time together!

Com Amor,

Jasmine Austin ❤️‍🔥

For the discerning gentleman - ROXY is now your sweetest of escapes. Perfectly Polished from head to toe the perfect camoflauge for the wicked, cheeky, sinfully seductive yet submissive at all costs, Im a good girl and wants your escape to fulfil your every desire in every way possible.

I'm a sporty girl love to go to gym room and exicitng outdoor actitives to maintain my prefect body shape. Let my prefect fit body be your dessert, licking my body like Chocolate Ice-cream~

Name: ROXY

Breast Size: 36DD

Age: 22

Nationality: Malaysian

Height: 161cm

Weight: 48 Kg

Derss Size : 7

I OFFER Incall and Outcall full service

FULL SERVICES including SEX:

Shower together

Passionate deep kissing

Cuddling and hugging, touching

Erotic body massage with body sliding

Hand job and blow job, 69

Good sex multi positions

My full service rates are

$180 - 30 mins

$230 - 45 mins

$280 - 60 mins.

Outcall $400 - 60 mins up depends on location

extra service $50 - $100 Welcome to enquiry

HOW TO BOOK ME:

If your ready for me to take you on the sweetest escape you'll ever experience book in today via text and please provide the following about yourself.

For an easy Straight forward booking,

1.    Please Text me your Name

2.    Duration of the booking (how long)

3.    Your address and Room number (if outcall)

4.    The time that works best for you

My photos have been taken in the last three months.

Hey I'm Victoria!

I am from a tropical land, with soft, smooth skin and a seductively curvy body

If your dream girl is a beautiful, classy woman with good manners , someone who can communicate well, listen to your tired life sharing, let me talk to your soul. I can communicate in 3 languages ☺️

I'd like to experience many new positions with you, would be honored to lie under your body 😜

I have a small secret: "I have a flexible hip and naughty" 😜

Sensual experience 🥰

☑️ Shower together

☑️Kissing, DFK

☑️Licking

☑️Best BJ + H.BJ

☑️Real Girlfriend Exp. (Let me get to know you)

☑️Face sitting 😝

☑️69

☑️B2B With Body slides

☑️COB

☑️Sexy Lingerie

☑️🔥 - ❄️ service

☑️Doggy style

☑️Cum together

☑️Maid service

💋 you are truly willing to have an intimate date with a 100% real person in a photo, please send an appointment message including:

👉🏻Name

👉🏻arrival time

👉🏻location request

👉🏻appointment confirmation

My rates:

Incall GFE:

$200/30mins

$250/45mins

$300/60mins

Out-Call:

$550 : Per Hour

3,000$ Overnight/Incall

4,000$ Overnight/Outcall

I'm guaranteed with you that my phottos is 💯 real 👌🏻!!!!!!

***So don’t ask more pics😉

💵💵💵 Accepts CASH Only Thank you!

See You Soon Baby! 🥰😍😘

Name: Sheren

Breast Size: E

Age: 22

Nationality: Philiphine

Height: 160cm

Weight: 52 Kg

size: 8

HI GUYS

your girl next door.

I love meeting new people and listen to their stories.

I have been told I am immaculately presentable and more importantly i am friendly and always love to have a chat.expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!

I am Charming and sweet but smoking hot

My services list:

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Tie & Tease ($30 extra)

Ball worship

Double handed hand-job

Prostate play

Foot fetish & worship

Toy play

Spanking

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

***All extras: $100 package rate on top.***

Incall to my discreet private place:

Full Service Girlfriend Experience:

30 minutes $180

60 minutes $280

Outcall 1 hour GFE starts

$450/1 hour

Until we meet…xxx

(😍‿😍) 👉 0479 150 132 👈 (😍‿😍)

Aight listen up 👇

Yeah you... the one starin' at your phone with a half stiff dick n' no clue what to do with it. Lemme make this easy for ya.

I'm Luna – forty years old, still tight as a fist n' wet as a busted fire hydrant 💦💦💦 Don't let the number fool ya, grandpa. I ain't no dried up old rag. Matter fact, I'm worse now than I ever was in my twenties. Cause guess what? I stopped givin' a flyin' fuck.

My husband? Left 'im. His dick was useless anyway – soft like a fuckin' marshmallow. So now? Now I do what I want. an that's takin' young dumb horny mutts wit their fat raw cocks n' lettin' em ruin my holes. 😈

HERE'S THE DEAL – NO BULLSHIT, NO TEARS, NO CUDDLES 🚫

I do NAT RAW only. Means no rubber, no sorry, no whinin'. You slip it in – skin to skin – like the good lord intended. 🍆

I do ANAL like a fuckin' champ. That lil tight back door? Yeah I want it stretched. You better bring that dick hard cause my ass ain't waitin' for no half-mast nonsense. 💢

N' when you're about to blow? Don't you dare pull out. You dump that load deep inside me. Fill up my old pussy till it leaks down my thighs. Leave every fuckin' drop. I wanna feel it drip out while I kick you out the door. 👌💦

(Yeah, no creampie? Nah that's for babies. Call it painting my insides white, call it feedin' the kitty, I don't give a shit – just don't pull out.)

WHAT I THINK OF YOU 🤔

Young dumb asshole? perfect. Old saggy balls? perfect. Fat, skinny, hairy, bald – I don't give a flyin' fuck. You got a cock that works n' some cash to throw at me? Then you're my kinda trash. 🗑️😘

I ain't your girlfriend. I ain't your therapist. I'm that nasty 40yo Luna who'll ride your face then flip over n' take that raw dick up her ass without even askin' your name. Sound good? Good. If not – fuck off then. Door's right there 🖕🚪

PAYMENT SHIT – READ IT OR CRY LATER 💰

Cash only, homie. Or PayID (instant ONLY – I stg if that shit says "pending" or "delayed" you can suck my left nut, ain't happenin'.) The second that money ain't in my hand or my account in real time – you're ghosted. No debate.

Now text me before I change my mind n' go fuck myself with my dildo instead. (seriously – I will. ✌️)

– Luna 💦🍑😈