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*"I DO NOT RESPOND TO "HI" or "U Available"*

PLEASE INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING DETAILS WHEN TEXTING YOUR ENQUIRY:

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Name, age. Nationality

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My services are tailored to provide the ultimate girlfriend experience, with a sprinkle of naughtiness. With a naturally sexual personality and an insatiable sex drive, I'm here to fulfill your every desire.

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Be straight up ask for what you would like .

overnight stays at $3,500 with 6 hours uninterrupted sleep

full-day bookings are $3500

MINIMUM OUTCALL 1 HOUR no less and a 40% deposit required of the total time booked to be deposited if you are not willing to do so please do not ask 😘

must send photo of yourself

Pre bookings are a 40% deposit pay id

PSE with filming 2000 1 hour

Gfe 30 mins 800 1 hr 1500

✨ Happy Relaxation Massage in inner suburb ✨

⏰ 30 mins — 💲110

⏰ 45 mins — 💲130

⏰ 60 mins — 💲150

Includes

🔥Body-to-body

💫 Body sliding

😊 Happy massage

🅿️🚗 FREE Parking

📞 Bookings: 0451 659 572

Hi Gentleman,

I am a horny BABE next door eager to fuck your brains out fulfill your desires.

Curvaceous, Big Tits shy but very freaky in the bed. I'm just your typical BABE next door.

I love to give sensual pleasure and melt your brains with pleasure as I swivel my tongue around your cock and send pulses of pleasure up your spine that'll make your eyes roll backward.

I'm extremely horny and fuck passionately and ride you to the max making you cum again and again almost to the point you won't be able to feel your feet.

Hey Guys,

We gonna get high n fuck! get high n fuck some more. I'm so happy you found me. look no further. Your quest for the Ultimate milf ends here! I'm Kristin.I am 42 yo .

FUCK MY PUSSY GOOD AND GIMME A NICE WARM LOAD. I WANT YOU TO PUMP UR JIZZ IN ALL MY HOLES!!!

Before Im gone next week :) cum inside me.... and im horny needing to feel some cock :)

0413 308 922

You'll find me refreshingly genuine and real, my clients who have become my regulars say im one of the best girls to give a real time. Text me to make a booking on:

I'll give u the best experience ever. Come see me, Whether you're stressed at work (or home), I invite you to come over for a stress release!

I provide the most pleasurable experience for all the gentlemen who visit me. Guaranteed to please, no rush on any services provided. I accommodate to levels of experience whether you've done this before, have a fantasy, need a companion or it’s your first time ... Everything I do is always unrushed and done effortlessly, as I want you just as much as you want me from the moment we meet.

After a shower together I can put on a pair of tiny panties and lay down on the bed on my stomach, as you give me a massage from my shoulders down to my legs, then when we're relaxed,

slowly licking and kissing my neck working down my spine and my side kissing and licking your boobs and back down to my curvy round ass, then as you kiss along my panty-line till you get between my thighs and I can feel your hot breath on my pussy then slowly down the back of my thighs to the back of my knees

Then you spread my thighs and slowly lick my inner thighs till you get to my panties.

Slowly turn me over, kissing and licking along my panty-line and down my thighs.

Again spreading them wide you make your way back up licking my inner thighs to my soaked panties. I wanna feel how hard you have gotten as you rub your manhood against my leg and your breath on my pussy as your tongue slides under my panties to just touch my labia Before pulling my panties down to really go to work on my pussy and pleasure me

I want you to take your time and make it all about me and you So it would have to be at least an hour or two !! Longer the bookings, the hotter the fun.

Or alternatively, I equally enjoy deep-throat choking on your cock until my eyes are teary and my mascara is smudged up. I'll fucking blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills! I will suck your soul out of your body through your cock and make your balls contract because of this bizarre sensation of pain pleasure!

If you still manage to survive the blowjob somehow, I will then ride on you like the cowgirl I am and vigorously drive you insane as your manhood disappears inside my pussy and your balls clap against my butt! I want every inch of you inside me!!

I'll also have you bend me over against the wall and pound me so hard from behind that my legs twitch and vibrate and you feel my pussy pulsating on your cock and make me squirt.

Fk me with passion; make my whole body covered in sweat and the sweet sweet juice of yours then at last cum with everything you have, inside of me. Whatever it takes, fucking in the balcony, shower, my kitchen floor or my kitchen slab, I will drain your balls, suck you dry and I will damn well ensure you walk out of my place with your balls emptied and back sore!

I seek to provide a great experience for all the gentlemen with whom I stay with.

I don't rush!

IF YOU WANT A BOOKING PLEASE Contact ME: 0413 308 922

✨ Services Offered:

• ♥️ GFE (Girlfriend Experience)
• 🛁 Showering Together
• 💙 Nude Body-to-Body Massage
• 💋 Handjob/Blowjob
• 👀 Ball Stimulation
• 👄 Oral and Intimate Exploration
• 💏 Kissing

💪 Multi-Position Intimacy 

MY PRICE:

INCALL:

$200/30mins

$250/45mins

$300/60mins

Extra Services

BBBJ, CIM - Come In Mouth, COB - Come on Boobs, Rimming, Deep Throat , N.A.T

Diamond /Party service plz message me for more information😉

Text me now to having fun together 

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What are you waiting for ???

Kristin💋

About me

On my days off, find me in mature, I do part-time wildlife, fauna and flora photography. My friends would describe me as down to earth, genuine and loving. I find it easy to connect with humans from all walks of life, and excel in making others around me feel comfortable and valued.

Hi guys, 

My names Elektra and I'm a naughty milf and housewife who loves to fuck! I am an absolute nympho and I just cant get enough cock. I genuinely feel sad for men who haven't fucked their wives in ages i love to please and will give you what you are missing at home. I am very open minded no judgement, i can fullfill most fantasies you have and would love to experience it with you. 

I promise you will love fucking me, I am a sex goddess and ooze sex appeal, looking into my dark brown cum fuck me eyes while i ride you will make you explode and will leave you wanting more. I'm so addictive and most of all I love fucking!! 

I am the definition of milf I have a really tight small waist, a big set of voluptuous breasts and a curvy thick ass and hips, stunning hourglass body, long black hair, tight shaven delicious pussy and a huge sexual appetite. I love being grabbed hard on my hips while I ride cock, you can look into my brown cum fuck me eyes or have my big tits in your face while i bounce on you. I am also very good at sucking cock I love to deepthroat and can do it very well, I am one of a kind! 

I also give discounts to regulars, most men come back to see me, i love building genuine sexual chemistry and connections with people. This is my life and who I am, I absolutely love it and you will feel that as soon as you meet me.

Also, I offer natural services too just ask xx

Looking forward to fucking you soon.

Elektra xxx 

Hey gents

For those who already know me, you know I don't need an introduction.

For those who are here for the first time, I am Australia's hottest Scottish MILF.

As you can see from my photos, I am hot tall and curvey with BIG E CUP NATURAL BUST. Now imagine all that with a Scottish accent.

I have an extremely high sex drive with a reputation of riding men through beds.

While I am fun and energetic, I genuinely enjoy showing off my softer side in my GFE bookings with passionate kissing, cuddling and sweet passionate love making.

Social dates and outcalls available now.

Let's have a fun date for a few hours, where we can get to know one another, have fun, try new things or let me be your plus one to that boring event you really dont want to go to. I'll make it fun regardless what we do. Then to top the night off, we go back to your hotel, have a night cap and I'll give you the ending you deserve.

Social date $200 per hour.

After social date, the fun stuff is $500 per hour plus travel expenses. $500 an hour for outcalls.

Deposits and ID are a must when booking a social date or out call.

Join me on my Socials to see more photos, geeky content and memes.

Insta @onlypixiejade

Twitter @Pixiejade1

* Please be respectful and clear in SMS with your name, time and length of booking. I will not answer calls.

Services...

GFE

Includes protected Sex, bj, massage, passionate kissing and multiple positions.

15 mins $200

30 mins $250

45 mins $300

60 mins $350

Social date $200 per hour

Outcall $500 per hour

What I am known best for is my PornStar Experience.

Somethings I include in a PSE are, strip tease, Sloppy bbbj and deepthroat and multiple sexual positions. I do offer a lot more extras. Let me know what you would like and I will accommodate at my discretion.

*** PSE starts at an extra $150 for 30 mins and $250 for an hour. Only for 30 mins or above bookings.****

Due to high volume of enquires, TEXT ONLY PLEASE!!!!

* I accept cash, beemit and payid.

Legal Disclaimer: Donations received are strictly for my time. Anything that happens within the time is simply an act between two consenting adults. Reviews and inclusions lists are only valid in states which are legal. All photos are genuine. Do not use photos or any part of the ad without permission from Pixiejade. Photos and ad are exclusive to escortsandbabes.com.au Any unauthorized use of photos or ad will result in court action.

New in Adelaide CBD, Lovely Genuine Korean girl / sexy & friendly

Hi guys!!! my name is Christine. I’m a captivating Korean beauty who combines natural elegance with sensuality that will enchant your senses and leave you craving more. I’m 170cm tall, busty D cup, slim body size 7, natural long and dark brown hair. 

I offer much more than companionship. I will give you an intimate experience tailored to your deepest desires. A real girlfriend experience.

I’m here to fulfil all of your deepest fantasies.

I provide extremely horny GFE service.

SERVICE LIST:

Shower together 

Lovely cuddling and kissing

Teasing Foreplay

Nude Rub

Body Slides

Multiple Positions

Mutual masturbation

Relaxing Oil Massage

❤️ FULL SERVICE PRICE 

$150 - 30 min

$200 - 45 min

$250 - 60 min

Extras:

BBBJ $50

DATY+69 $50

DFK $50

Or all of the above included for $100

🚫NO rude behaviour/ time wasters

🚫NO natural sex! 

🚫NO anal sex!

🚫NO discounts

I understand that there are many fake profiles, but to avoid wasting time and protect my own privacy. Please Do not request to send my selfie or extra photos. My profile is verified and my pictures are real.

If you’re respectful, genuine and kind we will have an amazing time together! I’m looking forward to see you.

Christine xox

📲 Please text me for booking

I am LylaMay, let me show you what a real homemade Vietnamese feast is like, what is advertised is what is served

Everyone loves my melons, big servings and all natural, it is always fun to watch a customers face when they realise they can't possibly fit them in their mouth, but it is so much fun watching them try

The tail end of the meal is a visual you will not forget, settle in behind and take it all in whilst I take it all in

A feast for 2 means I have to eat also and my mouth is very skilled and can do more than one thing

Come make a reservation at my private apartment and you will leave truly satisfied, but you know what they say, it won't be long until you are hungry for more of what I cook up!!

See you soon 😽😽

👅 STANDARD MENU 👅

• Sensual massage
• Lip Kissing
• DATY- Oral on Me
• Fingering
• Cover BJ
• Mutual oral inc 69
• Doggy style
• Sex in Multiple Positions
• Cum on Body

30 minutes - $200 - 1 serving

45 minutes - $250 - 1 serving

60 minutes - $300 - 2 servings

🤩 CHEF SPECIALS 🤩

• BBBJ - $50
• CIM - $50

❌ THESE ITEMS ARE NEVER ON THE MENU ❌ 

❌ Anal

❌ Natural sex 

❌ DISCOUNT

When making a reservation I will need

Your name

The time of the booking

How long you would like to dine

What Chef Special you would like 

Hello gentlemen,

My name is Zara, I am a 22 years old Sexy japanese girl you’ve always dreamed of! I’m an excellent companion, as well as for the naughtier.

I adore making men feel like royalty, because as far as I am concerned there’s nothing more important than pleasing you when when I’m given the opportunity to spend time with you.

I have a lot of energy, so my toned figure is thanks to my dancing and yoga, which keeps me nice and limber for some of my favourite positions. I love being on top and being taken from behind doggy-style, to get the deepest thrust possible ;) 

I’ve also always been an admirer of women and get extremely turned on by the more gorgeous specimens- I’ve recently had my first bisexual experiences and I’m super excited and enthusiastic to have some more!

Name: Zara

Age: 22

Nationality : Japanese

Breast Size:36D

Weight: 48kg

Height: 166cm

GFE Service -

Sensual nude full body massage , oral , hand relief , role play , Rimming, sucking balls , mutual oral ,variety of position , multiple position , passionate sex , dirty talks, angel body kiss, prostate massage, body licking.

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know you. I am free – spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.

PLEASE DON'T NOT ASK FOR ANAL

I DO NOT DO NATURAL SEX AS WELL

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PROCESS TO BOOK:

Your Nick name:

Age:

Time that suits you:

Length of booking:

Look Forward to seeing you

Zara xx

ATTRACTIVE SEXY OLDER EXPERIENCED WOMAN SEEKING MATURE CLEAN DDF MEN

WOMEN AND COUPLES OVER THE AGE OF 45.

I AM AVAILABLE FOR OUTCALLS MOST DAYS AND EVENING'S (BOOK EARLY AS I GET BOOKED OUT)

PLEASE MESSAGE OR CALL ME FOR FURTHER INFORMATION AS I LOVE TO ENTERTAIN CLIENTS WHO KNOW HOW TO TREAT A MATURE SEXY LADY.

SEE MY LIKES AND RATES AND LETS GET IT HAPPENING.

I OFFER A FULLY INCLUSIVE GFE SERVICE INC ALL BELOW

Natural Oral on me.

Rimming on me.

Deep throat BBBJ oral on you.

Full protected sex with multiple shots on goal if required.

My time is not clocked and i very often go over due to my enjoyment with my clients.

CALL OR TEXT ME ON 0452438863.

LARGE SELECTION OF SEXY CLOTHES AND LINGERIE TO WEAR FOR YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE.

UPDATE ## NOW ABLE TO HOST AT STH GLENELG ON THURSDAYS BETWEEN 10 AM AND 5 PM.BOOK EARLY AS WILL GET BOOKED OUT QUICKLY.

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Hi gentleme.

It's so glad to meet you here. 

Booking number:0466577888.

We have 2 professional masseuses working everyday.and provide special hot stone massage in winter.

1.New girl Cindy from Thailand, aged 25.Height 160 cm, weight 50kg.Natural C cup.in size 6.She is a young and pretty girl.provide excellent massage..touring date to 10th July.

2. Ada from Thailand.aged 26.height 158cm, weight 52kg in size 6.She's nice and naughty girl..provide good massage and services.always talk nicely.touring date to 14th July.

Price for massage:

$50 for 30mins.

$70 for 45mins.

$90 for 60mins.

Extra service pls talk in person.

Darling.when you tired, we know what you really want and need. Maybe you feels hard to find a good masseuse, but trust me,you won't waste your time and money here.This is an effective massage,can really relieve your discomfort. we use disposable sheets and warm towel to wipe your body after massage.

Welcome walk in any time,but booking better:0466577888

WeChat:+614266577888

Eftpos(+gst).Parking available.

Dear customers, we won't answer any privacy questions on the phone. every girl has her own service and value..only discuss in face.

Pls give me a feedback if you have any dissatisfaction here.

Let's be simple, be nice. Thanks for your understanding. and looking forward to meet you soon.

Hi, I'm Rara from Japan 🇯🇵

I'm a university student with a warm personality, fluent English, and a genuine love for meeting new people. If you're looking for someone who can hold a great conversation as well as create an unforgettable connection, I'd love to meet you.

I'm the definition of "small frame, big surprise." My petite body is paired with naturally full, eye-catching curves that you won't forget anytime soon.😉

I can't wait to make you smile. ❤️

Rates:

• 15 min $200 ⏱️
• 30 min $250 ⏱️
• 45 min $350 ⏱️
• 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!

🔥diamond service🧊   Morin 💯 Juicy PUSSY 💦

Name: Morin

Age: 19

Nationality: Japanese

Height: 166cm

Weight: 43 Kg

Derss Size : 5

I provide passionate GFE service 💋

❤~Lip Kissing❤~Love sucking ❤~69~❤

❤~Love to Cum for you!❤~Shower together❤~Body Slide

❤~COB❤~ Mini skirt, Stocking high heels Uniform

❤~Teasing Foreplay❤~Seducing GFE❤~Extremely Horny❤~Blow Job

Text for me more information of Extra 💕

 💥 Don't miss out on the best choice for your satisfaction. Contact now!

Hey guys 👋

I’m a true dusky queen with rich, dark skin that glows with natural beauty. Exotic, confident, and irresistibly sensual, I offer an intimate experience full of warmth, passion, and pleasure. My curves, my energy, and my touch will leave you craving more.

💵Rates (Cash Only):

• 30 mins – $200

• 45 mins – $300

• 60 mins – $350

✅ Safe and clean service

❌ No anal and natural services 

💁🏾‍♀️I will offer you a playful, unrushed, passionate sexual service to release your stress and pressure from your family or your works. I enjoy this job as I know how to enchat my man and fulfil your desires. I am good at teasing on your sensitive spots on your body to arouse pleasure🥰

📍Step into my world and enjoy the rare beauty of a deep-toned South Indian goddess – unforgettable and one of a kind💋

🚫 I don’t answer Private Numbers 

🚫 Price non negotiable>Kindly follow my price and time wasters will blocked❗️❗️❗️

🔥Please don’t hesitate to text or call, I cnt wait to see you 💋 

My number : 0482691519

Excited to meet you 

Your lovely Tara💋

 ADELAIDE

FROM 8/07/2026 -18/07/2026

~ Video Call To Say Hi ~

Just To Make Sure You Get The Right One

Your 💋 Charming, HOT and good service lady 💯

Natural C cup 😍😍😚😚😚

•NO BAIT & SWITCH

•NO NASTY SURPRISE

•NO RUSH SERVICE

•NO LOOKING THE ⏰

Hi honey,I’m Hana

I'm a fun-loving, super friendly 26 years old Vietnamese girl 

I have a stunning face with big black eyes and beautiful silky-smooth skin,Natural C Boobs, slim sexy seductive body 👠👙

I can be the Girl Friend you've always wanted, a horny Star behind closed doors or maybe just as a companion on those lonely evenings where a beautiful girl in your arms will make all the Difference!!

I provide passionate GFE service 💋💋💋

I will treat you like my king.My goal for our time together is to connect quickly and create a level of intimacy where we feel like we've known each other forever... I will absolutely have you looking for ways to visit me again!

I PREFER ALL IN CASH 💰

Sex n extras explored when we meet I am a really great lover into all positions and very open minded when it comes to fulfilling your sexual pallet but for our safety there is NO complete sex without protection.

Incall Full Service:

$200-30 minutes 

$300-60 minutes 

-Sexy lingerie

-Cover blow job

-Cover sex

-Multiple positions

-Oil massage

-Body kissing

-Lip tease kissing 

-Daty(pussy licking)

-Shower together 

-Ball licking/sucking

-Foot fetish 

-Deep throat 

❌NO NATURAL SEX❌

❌NO ANAL SEX❌

❌NO FILMING 

HOW TO BOOK?

Ready to play with me? Please text me with:

* Your Name

* Requested Date/Time & Duration

PHONE CALLS WILL BE IGNORED, TEXT MESSAGES ONLY

Only Text : 0405986293

💘Hana💘

(😍‿😍) 👉 0479 150 132 👈 (😍‿😍)

Aight listen up 👇

Yeah you... the one starin' at your phone with a half stiff dick n' no clue what to do with it. Lemme make this easy for ya.

I'm Luna – forty years old, still tight as a fist n' wet as a busted fire hydrant 💦💦💦 Don't let the number fool ya, grandpa. I ain't no dried up old rag. Matter fact, I'm worse now than I ever was in my twenties. Cause guess what? I stopped givin' a flyin' fuck.

My husband? Left 'im. His dick was useless anyway – soft like a fuckin' marshmallow. So now? Now I do what I want. an that's takin' young dumb horny mutts wit their fat raw cocks n' lettin' em ruin my holes. 😈

HERE'S THE DEAL – NO BULLSHIT, NO TEARS, NO CUDDLES 🚫

I do NAT RAW only. Means no rubber, no sorry, no whinin'. You slip it in – skin to skin – like the good lord intended. 🍆

I do ANAL like a fuckin' champ. That lil tight back door? Yeah I want it stretched. You better bring that dick hard cause my ass ain't waitin' for no half-mast nonsense. 💢

N' when you're about to blow? Don't you dare pull out. You dump that load deep inside me. Fill up my old pussy till it leaks down my thighs. Leave every fuckin' drop. I wanna feel it drip out while I kick you out the door. 👌💦

(Yeah, no creampie? Nah that's for babies. Call it painting my insides white, call it feedin' the kitty, I don't give a shit – just don't pull out.)

WHAT I THINK OF YOU 🤔

Young dumb asshole? perfect. Old saggy balls? perfect. Fat, skinny, hairy, bald – I don't give a flyin' fuck. You got a cock that works n' some cash to throw at me? Then you're my kinda trash. 🗑️😘

I ain't your girlfriend. I ain't your therapist. I'm that nasty 40yo Luna who'll ride your face then flip over n' take that raw dick up her ass without even askin' your name. Sound good? Good. If not – fuck off then. Door's right there 🖕🚪

PAYMENT SHIT – READ IT OR CRY LATER 💰

Cash only, homie. Or PayID (instant ONLY – I stg if that shit says "pending" or "delayed" you can suck my left nut, ain't happenin'.) The second that money ain't in my hand or my account in real time – you're ghosted. No debate.

Now text me before I change my mind n' go fuck myself with my dildo instead. (seriously – I will. ✌️)

– Luna 💦🍑😈

I am a lovely, sweet, friendly and independent girl.

From the moment we meet, you will feel comfortable and relaxed.

My beautiful tanned skin, firm DD cup breasts, and sexy smile will drive you crazy.

I look innocent but I can be very naughty.

You won't get enough of me with just one visit.

I am naturally very sensual and I have the gift of giving you pleasure in many ways.

I will bring you an unforgettable time,I can’twait to meet you!!

 My photos are 100% recent and verified. You can check that my tattoos are the same as my photos when you come

I will not send any selfies or more photos

I am available in the CBD from 9am until 10pm in my luxurious and private Apartment.

• For bookings please call or text 0452096595

Hope to meet you soon!

Alisha ❤

Note: I do not do natural sex or anal and I do not negotiate on price

Cash only & not answer private numbers.

Hi guys. Im Uno, 167cm tall with natural C cup boob. This is big size in East Asian 😝😝

I’m tall and slim, with soft and white skin. Beautiful face. Hopefully you think too in Australia.

ill kiss all your body, and we can do it for each other and have a romantic sex.

Be gentle ~~

Hi guys.

I’m new here with my sister,

i have a big ass, but I’m slim

I’m with long legs ~~

come to see what we can do 😍

fake no pay !!

1 girl : 250/30mins

2 girls: 400: 20mins

Hello, gentlemen… or should I say, my next player?

I’m Hannini—20, fiercely sensual, and here to turn every one of your fantasies into a reality. Think of me as your favorite game, but better: immersive, intoxicating, and impossible to quit. And just like in gaming, I’ve mastered the art of strategy, rhythm, and rewarding my player… thoroughly.

With a body that’s all sleek curves, soft skin, and sinful flexibility, I don’t just move—I command. Every glance, every tease, every slow, deliberate touch is designed to make you lose control. I dress to undress, tease to please, and play to win—and trust me, you’ll be the prize.

I love a man who knows how to take charge… or one who’s ready to surrender to my touch. Either way, I’ll have you moaning my name before the first level’s even over. And since I’ve just landed in here, I’m craving fresh connections—electric, and unforgettable.

So, ready to press start on something truly next-level? Text me. Let’s see how long you can last…