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yeah that's right – u clicked. now sit ur horny ass down n listen, u desperate little fuck.

first thing first – my name's JILL. 47. yeah count 'em – FORTY-SEVEN years of this wet, sloppy, god-tier cunt that's been rode harder than a stolen grocery cart. u want some 19yo virgin who blushes when u say “cock”? go jerk off into a sock, loser. u want a real mama who'll drain ur balls so dry u forget ur own birthday? then stop scrollin like a scared little mouse.

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here's how my nasty world works, sweetheart –

u knock on my door. i don't say “hello” like some polite church bitch. nah. i grab ur stupid shirt n slam u against the wall so hard ur spine cracks. bite ur neck like a hungry dog. then i'm on my knees before u even blink.

my mouth ain't gentle – it's a fuckin vacuum. i breathe on ur dick like it's the last pizza slice on earth n then i shove that thing so deep down my throat u feel my throat singin. yeah – ASIAN BLOWJOB MACHINE, 47 YEARS OF PRACTICE BABY. i gag on purpose. drool all down my chin. make that nasty slurpin sound like a clogged drain. u try to pull away? nah honey, i grab ur hips n push u deeper til u cry like a little bitch.

u cum in my mouth? fine. i swallow every last drop like it's cheap whiskey, then i lick my lips n go “again, pussy.”

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then i throw u on my bed – sheets stained with all the other horny bastards who thought they could handle me. my pussy's already soaked like someone left a garden hose runnin inside me (oops i said inside – don't get cute). i don't need foreplay, i need ur dick in me RIGHT FUCKIN NOW.

i climb on top n slide down – n u feel that tight wet grip? yeah that's 47 years of this nasty ride, baby. i ride u hard n fast like i'm tryna break a wild horse at a rodeo. sometimes u slip out cuz i'm too fuckin wet – i don't care – i grab u n shove u back in n keep goin like a damn maniac.

when i cum i scream so loud the neighbors call the cops. my whole body shakes like a earthquake n i drip all over ur balls like a melted ice cream cone.

n then i want u to BURST deep inside me – CREAMPIIEE (yeah spelled like a drunk toddler cuz that's how u make me feel – stupid n sloppy). fill me up til it runs down my thighs n i gotta wipe it with two fingers n lick 'em clean.

RAW. ALWAYS RAW. no rubber bullshit. cond0m? what's that? i leave that shit up to ur dirty imagination – but u know what i like. NAT RAW like two wild animals in heat.

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lemme tell u somethin that happened last week – just so u know what kinda nasty bitch u dealin with

this plumber shows up – 42yo oz bloke, big hands, grease all over his shirt. my sink's leakin (or maybe it's my cunt, who knows). i'm wearin this old bathrobe – not tied, just hangin open – n nothin underneath cuz why the fuck would i wear undies in my own house?

he's under my sink, fixin pipes. so i “accidentally” drop my phone. right next to his head. i bend over to pick it up – real slow, archin my back like a cat in heat – n my bare pussy n asshole just... right there. two inches from his nose.

he stops breathin. like literally stops. i hear him gulp.

then he puts down his wrench, grabs my hips, n shoves his face in my cunt like a starving man at an all-u-can-eat buffet. licks me from my clit all the way to my... well let's just say he didn't stop at the pussy. one long wet nasty stroke. i moan so loud the old lady upstairs probably dropped her dentures.

he stands up, unzips his filthy jeans, n fucks me right there on my kitchen floor – cold tile diggin into my knees, his cock slammin into me like he's hammerin a nail. hard. deep. nasty.

he came all over my lower back – hot n thick – then used his own shirt to wipe me down like i'm his little mess.

the sink still leaks. i didn't give a single fuck. i still paid him n gave him a beer after.

that's the kinda mama i am.

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u still think u can handle me?

text me, u horny bastard – don't call cuz i won't pick up. i'm probably busy with some other bloke's dick in my mouth or scratchin my saggy 47yo ass watchin netflix. i'll text back when i'm done sweatin.

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💰 WHAT I TAKE 💰

– CASH (crumpled bills? idgaf. just gimme my money)

– PayID – INSTANT ONLY, u broke bastard. if it says “pending” or “delayed” i swear to god i'll block ur ass so fast u get whiplash. my time is for fuckin, not waitin for ur bank to get its shit together.

i don't post prices n details here – u text me first. don't be shy. i ain't picky – young, old, fat, skinny, hairy, bald – just be CLEAN n don't waste my goddamn time.

u ready or u gonna keep pretendin like ur not already hard?

text me. do it. i dare u.

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Jill 💋

(47 years of wet nasty fun – don't forget it)