South Launceston Escorts & Adult Services

【☆】0478 421 858【☆】

it’s me. Sally. fifty-eight. yeah that’s right – 5..8… read it again if ya gotta. 😘

wrinkles? hunny my tits hang lower than a cocky’s balls on a hot tin roof. saggy gut? soft as a busted lounge. grey roots? fuck yeah.

but here’s the thing.

u think cos i’m old i’m dry as a dead dingo’s donger? BULLSHIT. i’m sittin here wettin’ my knickers just typin this. so imagine what happens when i got some horny bastard kneelin’ in front of me.

so last week the fence between me an Dave’s place comes down in that shitty windy may weather. fucken pallets everywhere. i text dave: “ur tradie comin or what?” next mornin i hear the ute. fuck me.

he’s out there – young fella. singlet. dusty work boots. arms like fucken tree trunks. i pour a cuppa an wander out in my old ratty robe – not tied properly. obvi-fucken-ously.

“g’day love,” he says. “here to fix that fence.”

“yeah?” i go. “good. cos i been feelin real… exposed.” 😏

he starts hammerin’ a post in. bendin over. sweaty back. i’m just standin there sippin my tea, robe slippin off one shoulder. then he drops the hammer. we both bend down to grab it at the same time an my robe just… falls open. whole old hairy slit right there. his face two inches away.

he freezes. looks up at me. mouth open.

“see somethin ya like?” i whisper.

he don’t say nothin. just grabs my hips, pushes me back against the fucken fence post, shoves his hand straight between my legs. two fingers in before i can even breathe.

“fuck – sally,” he goes. voice all shot.

“that’s right, cunt,” i say. “now use that hammer between my legs.”

he drops his work pants. no muckin about. shoves me forward – hands on the palings – an rams it in. rough. dry for two seconds then i’m gushin. i’m bitin my own wrist so the whole street don’t hear. he’s goin so hard the old fence rattles like it’s comin down again.

his phone buzzes. dave texts: “how long?”

he laughs, still pumpin, an yells toward the house: “GONNA BE A WHILE MATE. FENCE IS FUCKED.”

i came twice before he pulled out an shot all over my lower back – warm an sticky – then wiped it on his fucken hi-vis vest.

did he fix the fence? nah. not really.

but he came back next day with more screws. 😈

WHAT I WANT FROM U:

no gentle. no “sorry miss sally”. i’m 58 not 15. pull my grey roots. slap my flabby arse. call me a dirty slag. i’ll moan louder than a fucken quad bike.

u come over – rip my undies off – shove my face in the couch. or better yet, bend me over the kitchen sink. just like that tradie did. but this time… no fence in the way.

i like it wet. i like it rough. i like it when u grab my old tits from behind an whisper “good girl” while ur balls deep.

⚠️ RULES (cos even dirty old sluts got lines):

❌ no condom – i’m 58 mate. my oven’s been cold for YEARS. pump it in. creampie me. watch it dribble down my wrinkly thigh. that’s my mornin tea.

❌ no butt stuff – not happenin. so don’t even ask.

📵 don’t fucken call me. text. i’ll reply when i’m not busy gettin stuffed by some other horny bastard. might be 5 mins. might be 5 hours. that’s the gamble 😘

💰 PAYMENT (cos these wrinkles ain’t free):

CASH 💵 or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY) – yeah i said instant. not “pending babe it’s comin”. not “delayed till tomorrow”. if it says pending or delayed u can turn around an walk. my old wet cunt ain’t a layby.

u don’t like my wrinkles? my saggy gut? my grey roots?

door’s right there mate.

still readin’?

text me. i dare ya.

— Sally 🩸👵💦🛠️

Hello Gentlemen,

I`m DIANA, sweet young lady, fun and exciting, sexy curvy and great girl. I've got long hair, pretty face and beautiful big deep eyes that you will easily fall in love with. I provide you an excellent service, quality time and unforgetable girl friend experience in my private house. I can promise you I will make your desires a dream come true.

I will do everything to make you feel very comfortable and special. I am a very sexy and very hot woman with a perfect body. I will treat you like my best boyfriend and make you happy. I am very creative and I have wonderful erotic fantasies to play with you. You will never forget the time we spend passionate.

I believe that you will never forget me.

You can reach me by 0404 150 956

 My services :

-Taking a bath together

-Body to body rub

-Relief

-Positions

-Kissing

Other services available, please drop a text

Text me

0404 150 956

DIANA

❤️ Enjoy a beautiful intimate massage and full service experience

❤️ I am warm, loving and friendly with a huge desire to give sexy, pleasurable experiences to gentlemen. I love the pleasures of sex and sometimes enjoy it so much that I have an orgasm with the men we are with.

❤️ My secret is to create a warm, sexy and vibrant atmosphere, and step by step increase the love and ecstasy, ending with a beautiful orgasm together. How good is that! 😍

❤️ Whether is it your first time and are simply needing a warm, loving, intimate sexual experience, or whether you are a pro at this and are looking for a wild, passionate, sexy experience, I guarantee pleasure and satisfaction. I specialize in taking men where they are at and creating a beautiful bonding experience together. 🥰

🔥Intimate massage

🔥Cuddling

🔥GFE

🔥 Sexy Foreplay

🔥 Sensual Rub

🔥Nude Body Slide

🔥Erotic Relaxation

🔥GFE

🔥Multiple Positions

🔥Deep penetration

🔥 Fucking with hard thrusting, as well as long slow movements

❌ Sorry no anal

1 hour: $250

45 minutes: $200

30 minutes: $150

15 minutes: $120

Outcall: $380 ($100 deposit by payID and $280 on arrival)

Kindly text me (no calls) with the following details to receive a quick reply:

What time you want to visit❤️

How much time you would like to spend with me❤️

Please arrive clean, respectful and on time❤️

I look forward to making love with you

️Love Tina❤️

Hi babe :

i’m new in here

im sweet petty

. Please bring this photo come see us make sure is real

Call or txt to me when u like meet up! 100% personal pics

Please read before booking 💕💕

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My profile has been verified 

Photos are 100% real

 Please do not ask for additional photos 💖💖💖

Passionate and unrestrained. 25 years old Small and delicate, easy to obey. I have natural b cup breasts and super soft white skin. I am charming and sexy with a sweet smile. I am horny and need to feel your body on me. My favourite position is to rock your body ,You rock me and then doggy style sex . When my desire is at its peak, I crave your push I demand and want to satisfy our urges and inner desires. 

Let me serve you like a king, I am also a good listener and fun to chat I can be your best fantasy girlfriend My VIP🐉 service will bring you a very deep impression, you will know if you are the one just text me to book an appointment?

I do not dO anal sex, self-sex video calls

Will not send my photos and selfies.

my photos are all verified

 Full service🧡🧡

30 minutes 150

45 minutes 200 

60 minutes 250. 

VIP Dragon 🐉 Service 💖

 30 minutes 350

1 hour 450

Body massage Happy ending 💋

30 minutes 130

45 minutes 180 

60 minutes 200

See you 🔜 0430 824 684

HI gentlemen,

Are you looking for a good time? I'm just right you looking for.

I love what I do so much that it makes me happy if you leave happy.

My service is what you said, I think it is a full range of services, similar to the girlfrieexperience, come to me, you will not feel embarrassed, I will make you feel as if we have known each other for a long time, why?

Because I need you, and I like having a normal, good person to take care of me.

If you're still reading, then I think you might be the kind of NSA boyfriend I'm looking for.

I'm easy to work with and my favorite part of the fun is when you book an hour we have plenty of time to keep you excited. let's Play!

Please make an appointment to come and visit me at my private place

I love to be naughty!! Your wish my command, I could make your fantasies come true.

Contact me and see for yourself. Here is your chance to make your fantasy a reality!

My name is Megan

You deserve to be a KING,

I'm here to spoil you with my sexy stunning body.

25 years old, long hair, 5"5 tall and breast 34D Cup, tiny, size 6.

I'm charming, intelligent personality, friendly and down to earth.

I'm qualified and graduated the certificate of ITEC course of beauty and body rub.

DEEP TISSUE STRONG BODY RUB

Apply pressure to loosen tight muscles and focus on high tension areas.

Good to fix tired shoulders and sore neck ( have tools to roll tight neck ) or back pain and waist pain.

Body Rub stimulates the flow of blood and lymph vessels, thus enhancing circulation.

Erotic sensual touch with a lots of teasing

Walk on your back,strong deep tissue full body relaxation.

Techniques that are firm and also relaxing.

I can do this either deep tissue or relaxation style.

Deep Tissue Relaxing Erotic Sensual Massage

GENUINE Real Photos + SKILLED MASSAGE KNOWLEDGE

What you see on photos exactly same girl.

No Rush Services

Full Service

Erotic Sensual Teasing

Mid day service

Deep Tissue Body Rub + Hand Relief

Blow with condom

Prostate Service / Fetish

Erotic Sensual Teasing

We can discuss your ideas about your fantasies you would like to experience.

Outcall Calm your mind No Rush

SPECIAL, Deposit is needed!

( Whole body ~Face/ Head + neck and shoulder with LAVENDAR Relaxing Oil)

I'll use tool to roll more than 200 times that helps muscle relieves and help body relax too.

Circulatory body rub -

*2hours SPECIAL with full service*

(Strong relaxing vibrate machine with Vitamin E oil ) and deep tissue body rub (From Head to Toes/ Face + hand relief

Apply pressure (medium to deep), tension, vibration to different parts of the body with hand or electronic body rub device.

After that your body's muscles feeling lighter and relaxing.

3 hours with full service

Facial + Head+ Neck and Shoulder + Whole body + Foot rub + relief

Good to fix sore neck and tired shoulder , whole body relaxing.

From toes to legs up to body, hands up to shoulder then neck ~ cellulite rub to detoxifying your tired body.

~Stimulate the lymph nodes and drain the lymphatic system.

~Enhancing the proper flow of blood through the entire body and providing relaxation to the various muscles.

Drink plenty of water after lymph rub to help flush out toxins. Stay away from salt and alcohol after a body rub, as they inhibit the body's ability to flush out toxins.

Don't hesitate to contact me , I'm looking forward to meet you.

I'm respect my clients and my work.

Hi Gentleman,

My name is Nancy 23 year old. I am a sweet and hot girl you never met!

I am sure I will be your dream girl and provide very good service to you. I ‘ve never make my customers disappointment.

I am 160cm, 46 kg, with amazing measurement, 36D-23-38. 

So please do not ask me to send photos on phone. Thanks!

You will be serving in a clean nice and comfortable in my private place !

My service including: 

• Sex with condom 
• BJ with condom 
• Body to body massage 
• Shower together 
• Girlfriend experience 
• Cum on body 
• Light kissing 
• Hand job 

For booking please TEXT Me on

Nancy0499 909 524

My little pussy is waiting for your dick.Hope to see you soon.

Hi there, thanks for taking your time to view my profile

I’m Sylvia - Ready to serve gentlemen in the area 💦

I’m open-minded , feminine woman that knows how to drain you dry.

If you’re looking for an Girlfriend experience or a naughty Pornstar experience - I’m the right choice for your day 🫦

This is not just a ‘service’ - this is a real hot sex experience ✅

My service is only for respectful gentlemen that know how to treat a woman right - and I’ll give you the same in return 😊

📌 For a booking - please text with your name / service and duration / time you’re coming

• NO BARGAINER🚫
• NO BANK PAYMENT PAYID🚫
• NO DISRESPECTFUL TEXTS🚫

My MENU ✉️✉️

❶ Girlfriend experience Full service 💗

Half hour 1 shot - 150$ cash payment

One hour 2 shots - 250$ cash payment

Includes ➽ Full service, Lip kiss, 69, Covered BJ, Covered sex, Playing Boobs, Multiple position, Quick shower

❷ 🌶️🌶️Naughty Diamond experience

Half hour 1 shot - 350$ cash payment

One hour 2 shots - 450$ cash payment

Includes ➽ Full service, DFK, Wet Dripping FIRE&ICE BBBJ, CIM, Prostate Play on u, Protected pussy sex, Playing boobs, 69, Multiple positions, Shower

hi darling

im your busty Lilly

hi babe

i’m your typical girl ~next ~door appearance wise , easy going , bright, bubbly personality with a very high sex drive.i love a man who knows what he wants so i know exactly how to please him , i have a tiny tight and toned figure with glowing tan skin , full natural C cup boobs , and perky booty that u will love ❤️ to get your hands on , then we will get good play and nice sex

and very good time .

Hi gentlemen,

I’m 20 years old, this is my first time travel in Australia to see my potential University in next year. And make some school fees.

I am real Asian, I’m young, beautiful with fitted body, I provide no rush and real GFE service. You’ll feel in love with me. I prefer longer time booking, instead of rushed quick job.

Please do not negotiate the price, I am still young so don’t want to sell myself cheap.

Send me messages of your booking time and how long you want to stay. If we like each other I can give you a better price for extend hrs.

0420 896 580 Karen

My name is Giselle

You deserve to be a KING,

I'm here to spoil you with my sexy stunning body.

25 years old, long hair, 5"5 tall and breast 34D Cup, tiny, size 6.

I'm charming, intelligent personality, friendly and down to earth.

I'm qualified and graduated the certificate of ITEC course of beauty and body rub.

DEEP TISSUE STRONG BODY RUB

Apply pressure to loosen tight muscles and focus on high tension areas.

Good to fix tired shoulders and sore neck ( have tools to roll tight neck ) or back pain and waist pain.

Body Rub stimulates the flow of blood and lymph vessels, thus enhancing circulation.

Erotic sensual touch with a lots of teasing

Walk on your back,strong deep tissue full body relaxation.

Techniques that are firm and also relaxing.

I can do this either deep tissue or relaxation style.

Deep Tissue Relaxing Erotic Sensual Massage

GENUINE Real Photos + SKILLED MASSAGE KNOWLEDGE

What you see on photos exactly same girl.

No Rush Services

Erotic Sensual Teasing

Mid day service

Deep Tissue Body Rub + Hand Relief

Blow with condom

Prostate Service / Fetish

Erotic Sensual Teasing

We can discuss your ideas about your fantasies you would like to experience.

Outcall Calm your mind No Rush

( Whole body ~Face/ Head + neck and shoulder with LAVENDAR Relaxing Oil)

I'll use tool to roll more than 200 times that helps muscle relieves and help body relax too.

Circulatory body rub -

(Strong relaxing vibrate machine with Vitamin E oil ) and deep tissue body rub (From Head to Toes/ Face + hand relief

Apply pressure (medium to deep), tension, vibration to different parts of the body with hand or electronic body rub device.

After that your body's muscles feeling lighter and relaxing.

Facial + Head+ Neck and Shoulder + Whole body + Foot rub + relief

Good to fix sore neck and tired shoulder , whole body relaxing.

From toes to legs up to body, hands up to shoulder then neck ~ cellulite rub to detoxifying your tired body.

~Stimulate the lymph nodes and drain the lymphatic system.

~Enhancing the proper flow of blood through the entire body and providing relaxation to the various muscles.

Drink plenty of water after lymph rub to help flush out toxins. Stay away from salt and alcohol after a body rub, as they inhibit the body's ability to flush out toxins.

Don't hesitate to contact me , I'm looking forward to meet you.

I'm respect my clients and my work.

Customer's review 1:

I know she's been reviewed before but just wanted to share my experience She is very cute, short, with a little meat on the bones, but nothing close to fat.

Great attitude, very bubbly personality.

I undress and she even folded my clothes neatly before we shower together with a lots of teasing and stroking and poking my ahole.

In the bedroom, lots of sucking then she makes her way south to teasing my balls. She lifts my legs up and starts sucking me.

Blow Job was very good. Mish then CG, but then her alarm goes off. She timed the session, so I did my best to finish.

Overall, I had a great time. Reminded me of the service in Japan (pre-covid). Would definitely repeat and book for hr instead of hhr.

I'm going to forego the PLEASER format as nothing has really changed from my review of her from below. Instead, I'll just focus on the nuru aspect of the session.

Customer's review 2:

Setup: No sukebe chair (not really a loss for me), there is an air mattress, and the gel is slippery and does the job but not as viscous as those seen in AVs. You shower alone as she prepares the gel from scratch. Color me surprised as I thought it would be from a bottle. I was definitely amused when she came in with what looked to be a rice cooker bowl filled to about a fifth of the volume with gel. The air mattress sits atop the bed which is tightly covered with blue tarp. At first, I though it looked dangerous thinking you can slip off and really hurt yourself. I later learned that with the reduced friction getting OUT and OFF is the dangerous part. So keep that in mind if you plan on doing a nuru session.

Nuru: Air mattress was cold when you first get on so it was a bit uncomfortable but that easily dissipates as you slather warm gel around and rely on each other's body warmth to warm up. First thing to note, the gel will eventually get cold and you'll begin to feel a bit chilly. She knows this as she will occasionally question if you are cold. I suggest for those that tend to get chilly easily or are very sensitive to cold to ask to raise the temperature of the room first. She will go through different positions interweaving HJs, Foot jobs, bare CS and reverse CS, Russian, Italian, and various B2 B techniques leveraging her entire body. It was a warm, wet, and slippery tour of the nuru version of the kama sutra. I just went with the flow as it was my first time experiencing an authentic nuru session. The kicker came in at about the 40 minute mark when she hovered over my ass with her wet hands. I'm not sure if it's available only when requesting nuru but she offered a prostate massage. She even claimed to be pretty good at it, having been taught by an experienced "Oneesan". It came out of the blue and I was caught off guard so I kindly declined saying that I'll think about it. This could be a strong selling point for those interested. Prostate milking services are few and far between, more so from someone competent at it (or at least so she says). The nuru massage itself lends a very different and sensual sensation. Imagine soapy B2 B in the bathroom but more intense with nerves firing constantly as contact is multiplied several folds, erogenous zones are more easily accessible and can be more strongly stimulated. For CFS refer to my other review of her.

Takeaways and key points: It's essentially a stationary adult orientated slip and slide. It was a novel and refreshing experience and worth it IMO, it can get a bit silly and funny as you might slip away or overshoot where you intended to go / be.

Hello Gentlemen and welcome to my profile,

My name is Demi Luxe; your beautiful late 30's Australian Sexy, Sultry and Experienced Companion.

I have been a successful fixture in the adult industry for over a decade now and enjoy pleasing as much as receiving.

Upon our first meeting you will find my face is warm and friendly, my eyes are piercing, and my smile is welcoming.

SERVICING MATURE CLIENTS ONLY

Sexy, Experienced and Memorable 

Beautiful Busty Brunette 

Intelligent and Charming

Empathic and Open 

Toned and Fit for the bedroom 

Amazing booty 

Mesmerising eyes and smile 

Sexually confident 

Passionate Kissing Expert

Experienced giver and receiver 

Alluring energy

Quite Funny

Practicing Health and Wellness lifestyle 

You will feel instantly at ease

Private and Discreet 

Being a successful escort for over 10 years 

Stay amazing

Demi Luxe

“Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.” Marilyn Monroe

A couple of mentions:

Pricing is firm, please do not barter

Please pay cash upon arrival, bank transfer is also available 

Deposits are requested for 2 hours plus bookings

Please do not overstay your welcome; I am a very giving and kind person, however your appointment time is my business. Respect that.

Value my discretion as I value yours.

Please note I am drug /smoke free so please do not offer.

Enjoy me, I am a breath of fresh air, you will never leave disappointed, this is my promise to you.

Things I excel in: DFK kissing, Foreplay, Passion, Playfulness, Oral pleasure, Multiple positions, High Energy, 

Ask me for anything but do not be rude, you will find my service is way above my price grade. I have reasons for this excellent value.

I have a luxury apartment please make sure you are dressed in a respectful manner.

Hygiene (dental included) is important for both of us to enjoy our time together. Please be clean and free of odour. Showering is also provided

babe

: I'm your dream girl just Arrived City Please bring this photo come see me , make sure is real

I'm an exotic curvy body with natural boobs , smooth silky skin .You will find out I'm open minded , very sweet ,friendly , fun and cute , best of all ,I possess irresistible magic hands with relaxing massage , nude body slides , and u can enjoy my massive boobs as much as u like .not rush

Call or txt to me when u like meet up! 100%

personal pics

I offer a wide range of services which may include a full sexy GFE with kissing (at my discretion), sensual massage and body-slide and my specialty is MIND BLOWING oral.

All my full services Include GFE, French kissing, bj,2 shots with one hour booking.head to toe, light kissing, body rubbing and caress, face sitting nude, oral for me and you, full service of course, bdsm,deep slow oral, sensual oil massage, roleplay and fetishes or golden shower too, nibbling, light hot bites, love hickies, tit job for you and me rubbing my tight pussy on you book me longer times for unlimited cums xx .

DRAGON SERVICE

My dragon is hot and cold water temperate swirling in my mouth from your neck to toes to penis with deep throat 360 degree oral.. and vibration angel kiss licks everywhere.. then to rimming, breasts and mouth massage on genitals, various styles of oral and dragon service sex positions, cof cum and deep kissing, oil body wrap glide, 69 … it's whole body service!

hot tea and ice cubes to service your entire body from head to toe, front to back, penis to anal…perform acrobatic stunts while giving you oral sex,twist and turn, suck and pull, moan and groan…. Blowjob, sex, rimming is all included. It is satisfaction at its best and i guarantee you will be in heaven

The Vanilla Thriller! sick of all the far fetched & over promised hardcore bs?! if you agree that good intimacy doesn’t need to be hectic, kinky, over the top or fully scripted like a porno, then I am the girl for you. No fetishes, no kinks, no need to role play a wildly unrealistic scenario… Just some genuine human connection and a damn good girlfriend experience.

INSTAGRAM: @azaleaminxx.316

TWITTER: https://x.com/6inchminx/

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A Z A L E A (pronounced ahh-zay-lee-uhh)

German, Welsh & English heritage, born & raised in Australia. Full figured, blonde haired, tatted up girl next door. A deliciously bouncy ass, juicy E cup bust, all natural no fillers, botox, all natural beauty 100% no bullshit! Also a chill easy going attitude, and cheeky sense of humour.

🥂 Champagne connoisseur 🍾 Lingerie enthusiast 👙 Dinner date delight 🍽 Sex toy specialist 💦 Freakishly flexible 😈 Porn star pussy 💋 unforgettable indulgence…

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET A REPLY FROM ME, please follow a similar format to the below and be sure that you have provided me with enough information to form a legitimate enquiry. 🫶🏽 

your name:

booking date & time:

type of service:

appointment length:

incall or outcall:

your suburb:

Although not required, feel free to add your age, ethnicity & a photo if you’re comfortable doing so, it’s always nice to know more about who I’m talking to 💋

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO…

blocked numbers / natural, kink or anal requests / unsolicited dick pics / asking for discounts / “hi” / “send a pic” / “hey baby” / “what you doing” / “send address” / “available?” / “where are you” / “are you real” / “I’m horny” / “you up?” / “damn sexy” /

if reading that was annoying for you… imagine how annoying it is for me reading messages like that all day everyday… Respect goes a long way! Please speak to me politely if you’d like me to be polite to you.

PARTY BOOKINGS & OVERNIGHTS

I do not see extreme/hard drug users (meth, ghb, heroin etc.) these bookings are for more casual forms of recreational fun only. Want an extended booking where we have more time to chill, get to know each other, have some drinks and listen to music? Perfect if you are staying in a hotel and would like some company.

Virtual services - message me for pricing

• live video calls

• sexting sessions

• phone call sex

• live photo & video Snapchat sessions

• custom XXX photo & video packages via OnlyFans

• worn items for sale - includes sexy photos & videos of me wearing them / socks $75 / panties $100 / high heels $150

payment for all virtual services can ONLY be made via Beemit or Square - no bank transfers or Pay ID payments are accepted

Im from Malaysia

Busty new girl in Tas , all my photo are real and recent , i have big natural boobs and smooth pussy

, i’m a petty easy-going .

im proving unforgettable Girlfriend Experience

so i can be your girlfriend, best playmate. when u spending time with me you feel spoilt and relax enjoy yourself with me 💖🥰

💝💝my price f💖💖💝

full service including suck cock

fuck pussy and good massage

15 mins / $ 100

 20 mis/$ 110

30 mins / $130

45 mins / $ 180

1hr $ / $ 230

my service included

❤️kisses

❤️cuddles

🌹Body to Body massage

🌹pussy sex

🌹 CoB

🌹Doggy style

🌹bj

🌹hj and good massage

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yeah that's right – u clicked. now sit ur horny ass down n listen, u desperate little fuck.

first thing first – my name's JILL. 47. yeah count 'em – FORTY-SEVEN years of this wet, sloppy, god-tier cunt that's been rode harder than a stolen grocery cart. u want some 19yo virgin who blushes when u say “cock”? go jerk off into a sock, loser. u want a real mama who'll drain ur balls so dry u forget ur own birthday? then stop scrollin like a scared little mouse.

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here's how my nasty world works, sweetheart –

u knock on my door. i don't say “hello” like some polite church bitch. nah. i grab ur stupid shirt n slam u against the wall so hard ur spine cracks. bite ur neck like a hungry dog. then i'm on my knees before u even blink.

my mouth ain't gentle – it's a fuckin vacuum. i breathe on ur dick like it's the last pizza slice on earth n then i shove that thing so deep down my throat u feel my throat singin. yeah – ASIAN BLOWJOB MACHINE, 47 YEARS OF PRACTICE BABY. i gag on purpose. drool all down my chin. make that nasty slurpin sound like a clogged drain. u try to pull away? nah honey, i grab ur hips n push u deeper til u cry like a little bitch.

u cum in my mouth? fine. i swallow every last drop like it's cheap whiskey, then i lick my lips n go “again, pussy.”

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then i throw u on my bed – sheets stained with all the other horny bastards who thought they could handle me. my pussy's already soaked like someone left a garden hose runnin inside me (oops i said inside – don't get cute). i don't need foreplay, i need ur dick in me RIGHT FUCKIN NOW.

i climb on top n slide down – n u feel that tight wet grip? yeah that's 47 years of this nasty ride, baby. i ride u hard n fast like i'm tryna break a wild horse at a rodeo. sometimes u slip out cuz i'm too fuckin wet – i don't care – i grab u n shove u back in n keep goin like a damn maniac.

when i cum i scream so loud the neighbors call the cops. my whole body shakes like a earthquake n i drip all over ur balls like a melted ice cream cone.

n then i want u to BURST deep inside me – CREAMPIIEE (yeah spelled like a drunk toddler cuz that's how u make me feel – stupid n sloppy). fill me up til it runs down my thighs n i gotta wipe it with two fingers n lick 'em clean.

RAW. ALWAYS RAW. no rubber bullshit. cond0m? what's that? i leave that shit up to ur dirty imagination – but u know what i like. NAT RAW like two wild animals in heat.

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lemme tell u somethin that happened last week – just so u know what kinda nasty bitch u dealin with

this plumber shows up – 42yo oz bloke, big hands, grease all over his shirt. my sink's leakin (or maybe it's my cunt, who knows). i'm wearin this old bathrobe – not tied, just hangin open – n nothin underneath cuz why the fuck would i wear undies in my own house?

he's under my sink, fixin pipes. so i “accidentally” drop my phone. right next to his head. i bend over to pick it up – real slow, archin my back like a cat in heat – n my bare pussy n asshole just... right there. two inches from his nose.

he stops breathin. like literally stops. i hear him gulp.

then he puts down his wrench, grabs my hips, n shoves his face in my cunt like a starving man at an all-u-can-eat buffet. licks me from my clit all the way to my... well let's just say he didn't stop at the pussy. one long wet nasty stroke. i moan so loud the old lady upstairs probably dropped her dentures.

he stands up, unzips his filthy jeans, n fucks me right there on my kitchen floor – cold tile diggin into my knees, his cock slammin into me like he's hammerin a nail. hard. deep. nasty.

he came all over my lower back – hot n thick – then used his own shirt to wipe me down like i'm his little mess.

the sink still leaks. i didn't give a single fuck. i still paid him n gave him a beer after.

that's the kinda mama i am.

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u still think u can handle me?

text me, u horny bastard – don't call cuz i won't pick up. i'm probably busy with some other bloke's dick in my mouth or scratchin my saggy 47yo ass watchin netflix. i'll text back when i'm done sweatin.

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💰 WHAT I TAKE 💰

– CASH (crumpled bills? idgaf. just gimme my money)

– PayID – INSTANT ONLY, u broke bastard. if it says “pending” or “delayed” i swear to god i'll block ur ass so fast u get whiplash. my time is for fuckin, not waitin for ur bank to get its shit together.

i don't post prices n details here – u text me first. don't be shy. i ain't picky – young, old, fat, skinny, hairy, bald – just be CLEAN n don't waste my goddamn time.

u ready or u gonna keep pretendin like ur not already hard?

text me. do it. i dare u.

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Jill 💋

(47 years of wet nasty fun – don't forget it)

My real age 19yo new in tas