Waverley Escorts & Adult Services

Oi. Yeah you. Lookin at my ad like a lost puppy.

I’m Dan. 55. Asian. Grandmother of two little monsters n still hornier than a teenager on meth. Menopause? HA. That bitch lit a fire under my old snatch n now I’m drippin 24/7.

So listen up u little shit — I don’t do fancy talk. I do messy, sweaty, loud as fuck fun. U want some prim n proper lady? Go find ur mum. Me? I’ll ride u like a stolen scooter till ur balls turn purple.

Lemme tell u what happened last month.

Heatwave from hell. My AC’s dead as a doornail. This technician dude shows up — skinny fucker with pit stains down to his belly button. I open the door wearin a wet tank top (no bra, obvi) n a thong that’s basically a string up my ass crack.

He’s tryna check the thermostat but I’m leaning all over him like a horny cat. My sweat drippin on his tool belt. He says “ma’am please step back” n I just laugh in his face.

Then he SNAPS. Grabs my hips, shoves me on the kitchen counter, shoves his whole face between my legs like he’s starving. Didn’t even take my panties off — just ripped em with his teeth. Gave me the sloppiest, loudest head of my LIFE. I screamed so hard my neighbour texted “u ok?” n I texted back “better than ever ” 💀

Then he flipped me over, bent me like a pretzel, n fucked me raw on the cold tile floor while the fan spun useless above us. I came 4 times. Maybe 5. Lost count after he made me squirt all over his stupid work shirt.

He fixed the AC after. Barely.

So yeah. That’s the energy I bring.

I do NO CONDOM (yeah u read that right — C0ND0M optional? fuck that. RAW or GO HOME).

I love CREAMPIIE — pump every last drop inside this old pussy. I want it NAT n RAW like nature intended.

When I ride u, I don’t stop. If u slip out? Lucky u — I might just squirt all over ur belly. I get MESSY. I get LOUD. I’ll suck ur dick till ur legs shake n swallow every drop — n then I’ll go for round two coz this granny’s got stamina.

💰 Payment — Cash or PAYID only. INSTANT only — if it says “pending” or “delayed” I don’t give a shit. No money no honey.

📱 Text me. Don’t call. I’m probably busy makin some other bastard’s eyes roll back. I’ll get back to u when I’m done.

So if u want some young tight twat — fuck off.

If u want a real woman who knows how to squeeze every drop outta u n still ask for more…

Text Dan. Now.

Don’t make this old lady wait. I bite. 😘💦

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