Ardeer Escorts & Adult Services

Hi there gentlemen,

I'm Lena Voss — sensual, elegant, and known for my warm, playful, and captivating nature.

I enjoy good company, easy conversation, and genuine connection.

Whether it's a private rendezvous, dinner date, or extended engagement, I aim to create an experience that feels relaxed, memorable, and leaves you looking forward to the next time.

I welcome respectful discussion of individual preferences and enjoy tailoring our time together to the individual.

To enquire, please include your preferred day, time, and whether you are seeking an incall or outcall booking.

I look forward to meeting you.

SMS preferred for initial enquiries - 0438 369 496.

[email protected]

Hello, I am Caroline 21 Yrs 36DD,size 5 a young sweet girl, warm, beautiful and friendly independent girl, who is WAITING to delight you.

I am very sexy with a gorgeous natural body shape.

I have a bright personality I am very friendly and I love to have the nice experience and unforgettable moments.

I OFFER high class and good service, without rush

For some favorites don't be shy and ask. I will be very discreet about anything that will happen between us !!!

My luxury apartment is very clean. Shower facilities and clean towels are available, easy to parking ,easy to find.

I can make all your fantasies to come true if you trust me. I am sensual and Sexy will never disappoint anyone. I will make you fell like in heaven and help you relax all day stress. Please do just call me and tell me what you want and I will do that for you :)

A full service are:

GFE

Skin caresses rubs

Body Rub

sex in different positions

more and more please inquiry

PRICE FOR INCALL.

120 20 MIN

180 HALF HOUR.

280 ONE HOUR.

500 2 hours

PRICE FOR OUTCALL

450/ 1 HOUR

plus Travel cost

I’m Samantha, but my friends call me Sam – the perfect blend of sweet and seductive. With my playful smile, girl next door charm, and a body that will leave you breathless, I’m here to make our meeting memorable.

I might look innocent, but don’t let that fool you. Underneath it all, I’ve got a wild side that’s ready for you to explore. Whether it’s a sensual escape or a passionate adventure, I’m here to ensure every moment together is unforgettable.

With me, you get the best of both worlds: the down to earth girl you can talk to, laugh with, and truly connect with – along with the vixen who knows how to tease, please, and leave you begging for more.

Services

First Date – meeting someone new can be both exciting and nerve-wracking, and taking this time can help you navigate our first date, ensuring that you make the most out of the experience. Our time together includes a mix of chat + play.

Dinner Date – this can be out to dinner, or we can have dinner in my apartment – the choice is yours. The time is split between social + play time and is the perfect way to get know each other.

GFE – slow, sensual, playful. For those who want to take their time!

Deluxe GFE – a naughtier version for indulgences.

Outcall – minimum of an hour + return Ubers.

Please Note – I Do Not offer anal or natural sex. Please don’t ask as this is non-negotiable.

You can follow me on insta.... ms.samantha.stone

If you’re ready for an experience that’s as sweet as it is sinful, then come closer… I promise you’ll never want to leave.

Sam 

See you soon

Sam xxx

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🔥GFE🔥

✨bbbj

✨covered sex

✨multiple positions

🔥Rates🔥

30mins $300

45mins $400

60mins $500

🔥Deluxe GFE🔥

✨kissing

✨covered sex

✨multiple positions

✨bbbj

✨multiple shots

🔥Rates🔥

30mins $400

45mins $500

60mins $600

🔥OUTCALLS🔥

GFE

60mins $600 + travel

Deluxe GFE

60mins $700 + travel

 Surcharge of 1.1% for credit/eftpos payments.

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Hello gentlemen 💋

My name is Zoja .. Delicious, a true sex lover, very open-minded and always attentive to your needs.

I appreciate the company of gentlemen and everything that comes with it; politeness, class and, above all, good manners..

Proudly Romanian, I bring that irresistible Romanian energy — feminine, passionate, warm and just a little wild. 😘🔥

I’m open-minded and I can be very, very hot… Perhaps you’ll be the one to bring out my wild side? 👅

For me, it’s always quality over quantity — chemistry, mutual attraction and the right connection make an encounter truly unforgettable..

I’m an understanding woman, attentive to your desires and always ready to enjoy a beautiful moment together.

When contacting me, please be courteous and include:

Name

Preferred date & time

Duration

Incall or outcall

NO CALLS; SMS ONLY

NO ANAL, NO NATURAL SEX, AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ASKING FOR DISCOUNTS.

20% Deposit + Travel fee will be required for all outcalls bookings

Come discover me 💋

Zoja x

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Hi babe, I'm Luna 😘

I’m your petite, blue-green–eyed beauty with curves in all the right places, sweet on the outside and naughty where it counts. I'm a sexy MILF and love to get wet and wild. 

I’ve been told countless times that my BJ is unforgettable... messy, hungry, and a little wild in the best way. I love getting completely into it, holding eye contact while you feel just how much I’m enjoying myself. My PSE is intense, genuine, and all about giving you an experience you won’t stop thinking about. I love to please, and I’m definitely not shy about it.

Tanned, toned, and tight in all the right places.. Whether you crave the intimacy of a GFE or the thrill of a high-energy party companion with a playful pornstar twist, I’m your perfect match.

Can't wait to meet you xx 

PSE $9001hr Incall/ $1000 1hr outcall (within 30kms of cbd) INCLUDES: 

Passionate kissing

Dirty Talk

Deep throat BBBJ with eye contact 

Ball licking and hand relief 

Mutual oral

Pussy play

Protected sex - do not ask me for natural 

COB

Toys

Squirting

Multiple positions. Multiple rounds. 

LUNA FOX XXX DELUXE PSE $1500ph

Deep French kissing

Dirty Talk

Deep throat BBBJ with eye contact and gagging

Ball licking and hand relief 

Mutual oral

Pussy play

Protected sex - do not ask me for natural 

CIM with swallow, COF, COB

Toys

Squirting

Multiple positions. Multiple rounds. 

Anal 

Rimming if clean and shaven 

Light spanking/ light choking (if respectful)

Doubles $1800 - Skye Ryder and I offer the ultimate threesome experience, let us bring your fantasy to life

Digital Indulgence - $200

10 minutes of FaceTime – toys, dirty talk, squirting

Photos are 100% real and I'm happy to verify over FaceTime x

When messaging:

Send your name, age, and preferred booking time 💋

xx Luna Fox 💋

Tall. Stunning. Soft. Selective.

Long legs. Smooth skin. 7.8 cock. Versatile top and bottom.

You don’t scroll past me — you book me.

GFE (Protected)

This is my baseline service I offer everyone.

Slow, intimate, sensual.

A warm, addictive connection. Natural for extra ($200+)

PSE(+$200)

This is a premium

Rough, controlled, intense.

Slapping. Spitting. Hair pulling.

Only if you can handle it. Natural included.

Extras

Body Slide $40

Golden $50

(Note: I don’t offer specialised services I offer full service only e.g blow and go, massage with happy ending, oral only … )

Private shows

I’m not on OnlyFans. Not a webcam girl. No public content. I don’t shoot content with collaborators.

I offer private shows, rare and exclusive, on FaceTime — from $50 for 5 minutes. Longer shows priced individually.

Bookings

$100 deposit is required with all outcall bookings to secure my time.

Deposit are non- negotiable. I don’t only deal in cash only.

Deposits are non- refundable.

PayID/cash on arrival.

Outcall I require Uber travel to and from bookings - to be covered by you non negotiable.

For screening, send your ethnicity, age, and how long you’re looking to book via SMS. For screening.

Incall availability will be announced with my upcoming tour dates

Rules

•I don’t answer NO CALLER ID

•No Price Negotiation

•Deposit confirms all bookings

•Respectful communication

•Higene is mandatory

•No photos, videos or recordings at anytime

•No Third party bookings all bookings must be made with attending clients only

•I DONT PARTY. You’re welcome to around me but dont push it on me. Respect that.

•I reserve the right to refuse services

Discreet. Clean. Structured.

Hey handsome…

I’m Lilian, 21yo sweet-looking, slightly dangerous and way more fun than I probably should be. New in town with a cheeky grin, soft curves and a habit of catching eyes without even trying. If you like your girls charming with a mischievous streak… we might get along a little too well. 😉

I’m 160cm of flirty energy smooth skin, kissable lips and eyes that linger just long enough to make you second-guess your self-control. I love a bit of playful banter, subtle teasing and that delicious tension that builds when we’re sitting just a bit too close.

My GFE is all about feeling real easy laughs, warm affection, cheeky smiles and attention that makes you feel like you’ve got my full focus. I’m affectionate, attentive and very good at making moments feel natural, relaxed and quietly addictive.

GFE service rate : 30minutes 150 l 45minutes 200 l 60minutes 250 

So… thinking about it already?

Go on come say hi. I promise I’ll behave… mostly. 😘

“Hi Honey ! Let me spice up that moment and bring you some fun !”😘😘

Hi gents

Thanks for stopping by and I promise you won't regret it !!

Karen is your pretty, petite, perfect girlfriend. Giving you the full GFE fantasy. She will fulfil your deepest desires and more.

I am 23 years old, very attractive and I love to please. If your wanting a hot young Lady to help bring some Fun back into the bedroom then look no further than here! I love to enjoy the fun as well as teach you my naughty ways

My soft skin sliding over your body will be very intense, my toned and perfect body has been built by years and years of dedication at the gym.

Book me for the night I want to give you a different experience

0420 896 580 Karen

🔥✨Hi Gentleman🔥✨

Im Eva, sexy 21 YO, European beauty queen dreamy fun girl with perky DD cup boobies, gorgeous smile, long blond hair. I'm new to this industry.

My hobby is cooking and running. I've got that fiery passion and a love for the good things in life, whether it's getting into some sport, discovering new music, travelling up the coast, or sharing a block of really good chocolate and wine.

I'm down-to-earth, love a good laugh, and know how to make you feel special and want an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous, companion and fun European. Simply call or message me. Let's have a yarn and see where the adventure takes us, and just good times. Everything about me is 100% real just like my photos.

 Mobile: 0449771351

My Services InCall 🔥

Girlfriend experience:🔥

Sexy lingerie, Party booking, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ, Spanking, Mutual oral, Sensual massage (60 Mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me,

Porn star Service: 🔥

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shots,Body slides, Gagging, Sensual naked massage, Wearing custom outfits, COB, COF, COM, Foot fetish,......$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins.

My Model Profile🔥

Nationality: European/ Swedish

Age: 21

Height/Build: Slim/ petit

Dress Size: 4-6

Weight: 50 kg

Bust: DD

Eye Colour: Hazel

Hair Colour: Long Blonde

Mobile:0449771351 

MY PRICES FOR GFE/ FULL SERVICE INCALL🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $500

1 hour - $600

1.5 hrs- $1000

2 hours - $1200

MY PRICES FOR MASSAGE🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $450

1 hour - $550

 Mobil: o449771351

MY PRICES FOR OUTCALL🔥

1 hr - $800+Travel Fee

1.5hrs- $1200+Travel Fee

2hrs - $1600+Travel Fee

3hrs - $2400+Travel Fee

Mobil: 0449771351

Location outside the CBD may incur a higher price

HOW TO BOOK ME🔥

To make sure we can dive straight into the magic, simply text me:

Your name

The time suits you best 

 How long you’d like to be enthralled

Mobil: 0449771351 

Follow these steps, and I’ll respond right away to lock in our intimate escape.

Example: "Hey gorgeous, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes of incall with you at 10pm."

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want to experience the most unforgettable time with the prettiest blonde around?️️

I can’t wait to meet you 

Eva XoXo

Mobil: 0449771351

Hi Handsome,

I am all natural curvy woman with a thick ass, lush lips, warm eyes and silky smooth tan skin.

Im down to try everything in life at least once. 

I have lived a lot of life, well traveled and intelligent. This makes me very understanding to all peoples wishes, desires and needs without judgment. 

People say Im very addictive and easy to be around, because they can completely be themselves. Try staying away 😉

 🖤 100% BEST SERVICE!!

✧ Visiting for a limited time only.

If you appreciate quality company and a genuine connection, I would love to meet you.

Price:

Include 69, BBBJ in any session x

- 30 min: $250 ⏰

- 45 min: $380 ⏰

- 60 min: $450 ⏰ 2 shots!

Hello gentlemen,

I’m Maddy Rose ✨ A petite blonde with European roots and a fresh, natural look. Think classic model vibes, long golden-blonde hair, glowing skin, a warm smile, and soft feminine curves. 💛

I’m new to the industry, so what you see is exactly what you get, all my photos are genuine and up to date. ❤️

I’m bubbly, down-to-earth and easy to chat with, with a relaxed European charm that makes spending time together feel effortless. Whether you’re after great conversation, plenty of laughs or simply a fun, memorable experience, I’ll make sure you feel comfortable, welcome and enjoy every moment. 🤍✨

📞 0406 141 496  

✨ I specialise in creating tailored, unforgettable experiences, whether you’re seeking sensual intimacy, playful chemistry, deep connection or something a little adventurous 😘

Every moment with me is unhurried, natural and centred around real chemistry and mutual pleasure 💎💋

It would be my absolute pleasure to bring your fantasy to life and leave you smiling long after we part ❤️✨

For the adventurous gentleman, I also offer an exclusive duo experience- perfect for those seeking something extra exciting, passionate and truly unforgettable 😈💦 Expect teasing energy, deep connection and an indulgent, satisfying escape 🔥✨🤍✨

My Services ✨❤️✨ 

🥂💖. Girlfriend experience:

Sexy lingerie, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ,Party booking,Spanking, Mutual oral,Sensual massage(60 mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me.

🥂💖. Porn star Service: 

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shot, Body slides, Gagging, sensual naked massage,Wearing custom outfits,COB,COF,COM,Foot fetish....$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins

📞. 0406 141 496 

My Model Profile✨❤️✨ 

Nationality: Swedish background

Age: 22YO 

Dress size: 4/6 Extra Small

Chest size: DD Perky

Body Type: Petite/ Slim

Personality: Sweet/ Outgoing

Smoker: Non Smoker

Height/ Weight: 5'5/ 50kg

Hair: long Blonde

Face:Model looks, Absolute Stunner!

💌 Contact Me 💌

Text me to begin your indulgent escape 💋✨

📞. 0406 141 496 

🥂💖 GFE / Full Service Incall 💖🥂

✨ 30 mins — $300

✨ 45 mins — $500

✨ 1 hour — $600

✨ 1.5 hours — $1000

✨ 2 hours — $1200

🥂💖 Outcall 💖🥂

✨ 1 hour — $800

✨ 1.5 hours — $1200

✨ 2 hours — $1600

✨ 3 hours — $2400

📍 Locations outside Melbourne CBD may incur an additional fee.

📞. 0406 141 496

🥂💖 How to Book 💖🥂

To keep things smooth, discreet and effortless, please text:

💎 Your name

💎 Preferred time

💎 Length of booking

Example:

“Hi Gigi, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes incall at 10pm.”

I’ll reply promptly to confirm 💕✨

✨ What are you waiting for?

✨Come and experience the elegance & passion companion 💋👑

With love,

Gigi 💕💋

0406 141 496  📞.

Hey Guys, Skye Ryder here genuine and real

im a sexy Kiwigirl, with the accent ,i fuck as good as I look, & get told we look way better in person then we do in my photos. I’m a country girl so we’re as real as they come, I don’t photo shop my photos so what you see is what you get.

FIT, toned and tight where it counts most, we could wine dine and 69 or Party and play 👅 let’s add some spice to your life 💋

# My Pussy grips it’s a milking pussy, I’ll be pulsating on your cock .. yes she grips.

My pussy gets hungry so I’ll be coming all over you ☺️

# SQUIRTING is my Major TALENT, if you love it let me know and I’ll prepare the towels 😜 I’m guaranteed in squirting I can do it multiple ways, fingers, toys and or on your whilst riding 😝

# SLOPOPPY BLOW JOB you like it wet and wild! locking eyes whilst Sucking and teasing 😈

# kissing is my passion if you love that then I’m your girl

online services

FaceTime Playtime with Squirting and dirty talk $150 10min

onlyfans👇🏼

  https://onlyfans.com/kiwigirlxox

My Rates 

GFE

30min $500

1hr    $800

2hr    $1600

3hr    $2200

PSE (includes Natural oral)

30min $600

45min $800

1hr    $900

2hr    $1800

3hr    $2500

4hr    $3000

8hr    $5000

Outcall $1000hr 

Your service Includes 

sex

Blow job 

Mutual oral 

Cum on body 

Squirting (let me know if you want this so I get extra towels) 

Multiple positions 

Kissing light/ deep 

Cuddling 

Spanish/ titty fucking 

Dirty talk

Toys, plugs

If you're after something else let me know 😊

Cash

paid ID

Beem

Square credit cards ect

i have a hot doubles partner if you’re feeling extra thirsty or have a mate that wants to play. Ask about the doubles service $1800hr incall or $2000hr outcall

Txt or Call, if you want a call back or a FaceTime let me know, I’m a busy girl I’ll get back to you as soon as I can x

xxSkye Ryder💋

ps also known as Lacey Rose we left the industry 7 years ago , happy to be back 🥰

Hey Honey’s ‪‪︎‬♡

I’m Claire — 26 and effortlessly seductive with luscious blonde locks, piercing blue eyes, and natural B-cup perfection… with my sensual touch, I’ll take you on a journey where your senses escape reality and your desires come alive. 

What I offer isn’t just a service —it’s the embodiment of your fantasies, delivered with a breathless, satisfying finish.

AUSTRALIAN 

I am sweet, quirky, down-to-earth, and a bit of a tease.. come and find out for yourself ;)

Erotic Oil Massage Rates:

~ 20 minutes - $180

~ 30 minutes - $200

~ 45 minutes - $250

~ 60 minutes - $320

• Massage includes natural warm oils, greeting in lingerie leading to full body massage on a massage table or bed, nude body slides, and hand relief •

GFE Rates: 

~ 20 minutes - $400

~ 30 minutes - $500

~ 45 minutes - $650

~ 60 minutes - $800

• GFE includes full body sensual massage, covered bj, two positions, light kissing, light pussy play (oral & fingering extra) •

✮ Ask me about my extras ✮

I create a safe, enjoyable and relaxing space, where I aim to accommodate to all needs and desires. It is my pleasure to please you ｡ꪆৎ ˚⟡

I'm always down for a chat and a glass of wine with your service or we can get straight down to business ;)

To book an appointment my number is 

0412 461 968 - TEXT ONLY

In your message please include:

NAME

AGE

SERVICE

DURATION 

TIME

- Cash payment preferred -

Can’t wait to hear from you! Xx

🔥diamond service🧊   Morin 💯 Juicy PUSSY 💦

Name: Morin

Age: 19

Nationality: Japanese

Height: 166cm

Weight: 43 Kg

Derss Size : 5

I provide passionate GFE service 💋

❤~Lip Kissing❤~Love sucking ❤~69~❤

❤~Love to Cum for you!❤~Shower together❤~Body Slide

❤~COB❤~ Mini skirt, Stocking high heels Uniform

❤~Teasing Foreplay❤~Seducing GFE❤~Extremely Horny❤~Blow Job

Text for me more information of Extra 💕

 💥 Don't miss out on the best choice for your satisfaction. Contact now!

Heyy :3 Winter here, glad you found me xx

I'm your toned sexy tgirl ready to bring your fantasies to

life.

One thing about me is I'm a huge switch, so whether you're looking to top, bottom, or both ;) I'm down to explore whatever you're looking for.

I'm 5'10", six inches, and cum like a firehose ;)

Ask me about my online services, I love sexting, showing off on video calls, and I have plenty of content for sale ;)

CONTACT ME VIA TEXT: 0468 488 183 

PLEASE INCLUDE

-Name

-Time & date of booking

-Length of booking

-Incall, outcall, or online services

-Type of service (top or bottom)

-Any extras

**Messages in this format will be prioritised** 

**"By appointment" days and outcalls require at least one day's notice and a deposit**

Can't wait to hear from you xx

I'm in MELBOURNE (CBD) now!

• Friday, 7th August
• Saturday, 8th August
• Sunday, 9th August

Your fave Busty Aussie / Eastern European FuckToy is back in Australia from Europe!💞

Let's meet up as Full Service in person bookings resume now 🔥🔥🔥 ✅

P.S! I'm offering DIGITAL SERVICES as well 📸 🫦via WHATSAPP ON on +61 401 142 751 🥵 while I’m still on a break 💞

💞 SEXTING 🔥 (WhatsApp Only) 

WhatsApp message 0401 142 751

📱 Dirty talk & naughty pics 🫦

• 15 minutes $45
• 30 minutes $80

🐱 LIVE VIDEO CALL 🔥 (WhatsApp Only) 

👀 watch me strip to Full Nude 🫦

• 10 minutes $75
• 15 minutes $100 
• Subject to availability 💞

WhatsApp message 0401 142 751

NUDE PICS, FUCKING VIDEOS (boy & girl), & MORE available via WhatsApp as well - just message me x 

Please note: 

Services are thru WHATSAPP only 💞 WhatsApp message to  0401 142 751 

If you have any specific requests for our SEXTING or VIDEO CALL - be sure to let me know before we start 😇

Accepting BEEMIT or BANK TRANSFER ✅

P.S u can also find me at onlyfans.com/daisyheartxo 🌶️

Name: Hazel

Breast Size: 35CC

Age: 20

Nationality: Thai

Height: 159cm

Weight: 48 Kg

Derss Size : 6

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free – spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes. I have a tight and toned, size 7 hourglass figure with large size 36D breasts and a round and perky backside.

On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.

My photos have been taken in the last three months.

I OFFER Incall and Outcall full service

FULL SERVICES including SEX:

Passionate French Kissing

Shower together

hugging and touchingSensual tickling, cuddling,

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oil

Hand job and blow job, 69

Good sex in multi positions

My full service rates are

$180 - 30 mins

$280 - 60 mins.

Outcall $450 - 60 mins up plus uber

EROTIC NUDE MASSAGE SERVICES:

soft relaxing nude body massage

oil massage

deep tissue massage

body slide

hand job

Extra service Natural BBBJ , COF, COB, CIM, Rimming, Deep Thoat, Giveing Golden Shwer etc. Please enquiry.

I am your dream girl what you see is what you get! 

 a curvaceous stunner with D Cup breasts standing 167cm tall with dark hair.

I can be your Baby Girl or  Mistress and include Femme Domination, foot fetish force you to lick my pussy ass spanking and a lot of other surprising experiences  you would never have imagined! 

I provide a great service and am a romantic at heart providing a GFE -

I will provide you with satisfaction guaranteed,,,

a professional, lovely, sweet and gentle with a HOT sizzling body!

i am on fire, wild in the bedroom and ready to show you the time of your life. Every penny spent will be worth it.

And for those who can't come to my place, I offer a very satisfying video service where you will see every part you desire of me, as I turn you on so much that you will explode.

You can let me watch you, or you can do it in complete privacy, whatever turns you on.

Come and meet me, your dream girl JULIA.!!

You can video call me to prove i am real!

always available!!!

Hey boys,

I’m Kurumi… your new little obsession with a playful smile and a dangerously teasing side. Sweet when I laugh, seductive when I look at you a little too long 😏

I love good chemistry, slow tension, soft touches and making you feel completely wanted from the moment the door opens.

Curvy in all the right places, flirty by nature, and just enough naughty to keep you thinking about me long after you leave.

Come spend some time with me… but don’t blame me if one visit isn’t enough ❤️💦

Rates:

15 min $200 ⏱️

30 min $250 ⏱️

45 min $380 ⏱️

60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!