Ardmona Escorts & Adult Services

🦄Text me: 0432 330 223

SMS me :When you want make a booking and How long you want stay💋

Hi hey❤️

I’m Jessica! a 23yo Vietnam Korean PARTY girl with natural brunette, brown (cat-like) eyes, soft skin, slight curves and long lean legs. I am passionate, playful and open-minded. From the moment we meet, you will be the center of my attention & affection. I love to experience meeting new and interesting people to spend quality time with. Exciting and adventurous, I will pamper you with passion where our fantasies can run from mild to wild. I offer playful and discreet experiences and I am available for men, couples. can't wait to meet you!

💋Just let me adore you invite you in me!!💋

🌸🌸Full service includes

Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom

Incall Price:

📌$100/15mins

📌$150/30mins

📌$200/45mins

📌$250/60mins

❌NO ANAL

❌NO NATURAL SEX

❌NO PRIVATE NUMBER

😤Don’t even ask!!

💘 0432330223💘

Hola Mi Amor ! 💕💕💕

Hola Mi Amor! 🇨🇴🇧🇷

AVAILABLE NOW - I AM BOTTOM / TOP

AVAILABLE NOW - I AM BOTTOM / TOP

🔥 My name is Brittany , I am a fun, sexy, horny and naughty CD Trans girl.

😊 I am 170 cm tall, 65 kg, short black and blond hair, soft and sensual lips, brown eyes and a beautiful smile.

💲BANK TRANSFER 

💲CASH PAYMENT

📵 No calls accepted, only messages or WhatsApp please, (My English is not very good and I may not understand you on the phone).

💦 Everyone must be showered before service as I do with every client before. Hygiene is extremely important to me and I prioritize it in my services.

😣 Abusive or disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated or else the appointment will be cancelled.

❌ NO refunds or partial refunds are offered during booking if you end early. 

✅ *Please check prices and do not message to ask for a discount*. 

💵 For Outcall there is a small deposit of $200 which will be deducted from the total payment. 

📹 I also sell photos and videos very HOT, Videocall and Sexting for $100 or $150.

💎 *My rates are as follows (Incall)* 💎

$200 for 15 minutes.

$300 for 30 minutes.

$400 for 45 minutes.

$500 for 1 hour.

$900 for 2 hour.

💎 *My rates are as follows (Outcall)* 💎

$600 for 1 hour + Uber.

$1,100 for 2 hours + Uber.

💎 *My Extras* 💎

+$50 Without Condom

+$150 My Cum

STRICTLY TO BOOK PLEASE TEXT ME OR WHATSAPP ME 0450707519 WITH THE FOLLOWING:

NAME:

AGE:

BACKGROUND:

BOOKING TIME:

HOW LONG:

I hope to see you soon, Thank you ❤️

Specialist ‘Full Melt Massage’ - Edging - 1-on-1

I call it the ‘Full Melt’…

And once you've experienced my exquisite massage, nothing else compares.

When you're completely in heaven, what your body releases is extraordinary…

Most men arrive carrying more than they realise.

The week on their shoulders, the jaw they've been clenching, the breath they've been holding since Monday.

I feel it the moment I touch you, and from that moment, everything I do is designed to melt it.

All of it.

The shoulders first, softening and dropping under warm oil and slow deliberate pressure until they feel like they belong to someone else entirely.

Then the back, the chest, the legs, each one melting in turn, your whole body growing heavier and warmer and more liquid with every passing minute.

And as the body melts, something happens to the mind too.

The thoughts that felt so urgent start to blur at the edges.

The noise grows distant.

Until eventually there's nothing left in your head at all, just pure bliss, warmth, my hands, and the slow dissolving feeling of being completely, utterly present.

That's when the edging begins.

Because a man who is this melted, this open, this stripped of everything he was holding, the pleasure that builds in him is something else entirely.

I take you right to the edge of yourself, hold you there trembling and warm and barely able to breathe, then ease you back.

Again and again, each wave building higher than the last, until your whole body is one long, liquid ache for release.

And when it finally comes, and it always does, it melts out of you completely.

Warm and slow and overwhelming, melting over my hands, my skin, every last drop of tension leaving your body with it.

That's what I do. And I've never met a man who didn't leave a different person than the one who walked in.

Here's what you can choose…

The Deep Melt

A full body massage with warm oil, nude body to body and breast to body contact throughout. Plus covered oral, extended teasing and edging held longer and taken further, mutual touch, breast kissing, and a stronger focus on build-up, the edge, and release.

The Full Melt

Everything in The Deep Melt, plus unrestricted wet sloppy BBBJ throughout, deep French kissing, multiple finishes welcomed, mutual oral, optional prostate stimulation, and a fully interactive session where you're free to touch, respond, and give yourself over completely.

From the moment you arrive you'll find a space that feels calm and quietly private, somewhere the outside world genuinely doesn't follow you in.

I keep my schedule small on purpose, so every session gets all of me, and nothing is ever rushed or half-present.

Send me a text now and we'll find your perfect time together.

Lila x

PS: If you're new, just mention it when you message, I love making first visits worth coming back again and again.

PPS: Curious about any extras…just ask on that first message! I just learnt a brand new edging trick that makes men orgasm like nothing before!

 Hi babe 😘 I’m JESSIE, a sweet yet incredibly naughty 22-year-old Singaporean stunner with irresistible 38EE curves, long legs in heels, and a body made for sin – 162cm tall, 48kg, and size 7.

If you're craving a steamy girlfriend experience that’s full of seduction, intimacy, and raw passion, I’m here to make your deepest fantasies explode 💦

Name: JESSIE

Age: 22

Cup Size : Natural EE Cup

Height: 162cm

Weight: 48kg

Size: 7

Nationlity: Singapore

In My services I provide:

🔥 Passionate Deep Kissing

🔥 Wet & Juicy – I love to be touched

🔥 Nude Body Slide Massage

🔥 Mini Skirt + Stocking High Heels Uniform

🔥 Teasing Foreplay & Seductive GFE

🔥 Wild Sex in Many Positions

🔥 Horny Blow Job & Deep Throat

🔥 Mutual Masturbation

🔥 Sexy Lingerie Play

🔥 Party Bookings, Fetish-Friendly

🔥 Squirting – I love to cum for you 💕

My Full Service Incall Rate:

💖 30 mins – $180

💖 45 mins – $230

💖 60 mins – $280

 My Full Service Outcall Rate:

💖 60 mins – $400 + Uber (dependson the locations)

Extra Servcies:

💦 CIM / COF / COB

💦 Light Bondage

💦 Golden Showers

💦 Rimming

💦 Toys, Dirty Talk & More…Plesae enquiry



Don't be shy – I’m open-minded and love to explore your fantasies

✨ Thanks for visiting my profile! ✨

Hi, my name is Linn 💕 I’m a boy but also with a girl inside me. I’m soft, discreet, warm, and super friendly 🥰🥰

I offer relaxing nude massage💆‍♂️, cuddles 🤗 (my favourite😆), and genuine companionship for both incall and outcall bookings. Handjob and happy ending are included in my rates.

I have a slim, super fit body 🏊‍♀️🏃‍♀️, and after a few years on hormones, I’ve got small natural boobs and a cute girly cock... I think you might love that😉 I can be sweet and innocent, with a slightly naughty side too 😇😈

My goal is to make you feel relaxed, comfortable, and genuinely cared for 💗 Every session is private, discreet, and always unrushed.

When we meet, I can wear girly clothes, heels and lipstick 💄👠, but I don’t wear makeup because I prefer to protect my skin and keep a natural look.

💰 Rates:

📍 Incall

• 1 hour — $140

• 90 mins — $190

• 2 hours — $240

🚗 Outcall

• 1 hour — $220

• 2 hours — $360

• 4 hours — $600

• Overnight — From $900

Additional travel fees may apply for longer distances.

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🌸 Social Companion Bookings

Separately, I also offer social companion bookings sometimes 😆 — for things like going for a walk, visiting galleries, playing sports, cooking for you, watching a movie, or simply relaxing together 💕

The rate is $65 per hour for social time only, with longer bookings preferred. Food, drinks, tickets, and transport costs are additional.

🚗✈️ Travel Companion Bookings

I’m open to travel companion bookings too. I love travelling and would be happy to share a fun and memorable experience with you 🌏✨

📩 Please feel free to text me (+61 435 072 100) for availability and booking details. 🥰🥰

I’m Baby Browny — a confident, affectionate petite BBW standing at 4’10, small in height but full of warmth, curves, and irresistible energy.

I love creating slow, intimate, and unforgettable moments. I enjoy making a man feel relaxed, desired, and completely comfortable in my presence. My soft touch, warm personality, and playful nature make our time together feel natural, smooth, and deeply satisfying.

Don’t let my height fool you — I may be petite, but I know how to hold attention and keep it. I enjoy close body contact, soft conversation, and letting the chemistry build slowly. Nothing rushed. Just real connection and delicious tension.

With me, you can escape from stress and feel appreciated from the first moment we meet. I value cleanliness, good energy, and mutual respect. When we both feel comfortable, the experience becomes even more sensual and memorable.

What You Can Expect

• A petite 4’10 woman with confident, feminine energy

• Slow, sensual moments with real chemistry

• Warm conversation and attentive company

• Discreet, professional, and respectful service

I take pride in making you feel wanted, relaxed, and fully satisfied.

Availability

Incall and outcall available

Advance bookings are preferred

How to Book

Please message with:

Your name

Preferred time and duration

Incall or outcall

Serious enquiries only. Respectful communication is required.

I look forward to sharing something truly special session with you.

Strictly no refunds.

Best PSE 🥰 💓🔥 Naughty Japanese Model 🇯🇵 🥰 Passionate Exciting PSE & GFE ❤️‍🔥

Hi, I’m Mio, a 22 years old Japanese model with a flirty smile and a wicked sense of fun. Petite, playful, and effortlessly feminine, I’m the kind of girl who’s just as comfortable teasing you with conversation as I am turning heads on a night out.

My best and most exciting service is porn star experience 😇😘 especially when we spend one hour or longer xxx

HOW TO MAKE A BOOKING 💕

Please include this information in your first text and I'll reply

• Your name

• Incall or outcall (outcall, let me know your suburb)

• The day and time that suits you

• How long you'd like together

• GFE or PSE

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE 🔥😍

"Hi Mio, it's Ben here. Could I come to you in the city around 8pm? I am wanting 1 hour PSE ."

I really appreciate this type of text thank you 😘

Hello,

I'm Caprice a sexy Australian blonde bombshell who loves a good time, classy, playful, fun and always open minded who loves to party.

I'm a size 10-12 frame, peachy butt and a 12 DD busy, long blonde hair with a pretty face and beautiful brown eyes.Full shaven.

I offer an unrushed GFE and cater for most. So feel free to ask about anything you want to do. Some extras are an additional fee.

Travel fee may apply depending on travel from CBD.

Please text only (no phone calls) to 0433805495 to secure your booking.

Please include in your message your name the time you would like to book, how long you want to book for and any special requests.

Deposits are $50 to secure your booking and to be made via pay id, I accept cash upon arrival or pay id.

I look forward to spending some indulgent fun, sexy time together soon.

Caprice 🖤

A rare return, available for a limited time only.

A curvy, captivating African-Jamaican beauty with a warm presence and effortless charm. I’m known for my inviting energy, genuine smile, and the kind of company that feels both exciting and comfortably familiar. Confident yet easygoing, I create an atmosphere where you can truly unwind and enjoy the moment.

Expect engaging conversation, attentive companionship, and a refined experience centered on connection, discretion, and mutual enjoyment. Whether you’re seeking relaxed, meaningful company or something a little more indulgent, I adapt naturally to your vibe.

Widely desired and quietly unforgettable — I’m here briefly, so don’t miss the opportunity.

Hi I am Neema from Indian.(Goa) . Everyone deserve a meaningful intimate connection, but sometimes people worry that they don’t get what they need. I manage your experience with honesty and ease, so you can relax and simply enjoy yourself. I am willing to give pleasure while receiving pleasure. 

I am tall with chocolate silky sun kissed smooth skin all over my body. I am blessed with 38D cup breast and my dress size is 14.

Are you a gentleman who loves to give pleasure while receiving it as well? I will give my man good pleasure while receiving. I promise I don’t rush in my service. I'm here to serve my man with full of passionate and sensual time in bed. I have a loving personality very friendly. I love to smile. I will keep you relaxed so you can unwind after a long day at work. With the good chemistry we have we can come up with a beautiful lustful session of pleasure and satisfaction. 

No private calls and no anal. 

Kindly call me for further inquires. 

~ Sex with multiple positions😉

~ Affectionate Kissing💋

~ Romance😍

~ Affectionate Cuddling 😌

~ Boob sucking ~ Play 😋

~ Oral on you

~ Oral on me

~ Passionate GFE

~ Golden Shower💦 with extra cost

~ No Fingering

~No Anal

~No Natural service

Call me at :

0451659321

I'm back for a limited time, offering a private and unforgettable experience for Gentlemen.

🥳Independent,Part-time and selective TransGirl🥳

My photos are recent, genuine and accurately represent me — what you see is exactly what you get.

 ✅✨ 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 ✨✅

CONFIDENT CARIBBEAN ENERGY GIRL 💃🏽with I offer a relaxed, discreet experience for gentlemen who appreciate genuine chemistry, cleanliness and mutual respect. My 🍄 8 ” Brown Uncut TICK ✓ and a Big Ass🍑.I DO TOP😋 AND BOTTOM

❤️❤️ My rates reflect the quality, discretion, preparation and genuine attention I bring to every booking.

I'm not for everyone - I'm for respectful gentlemen who appreciate Quality over Quantity 😍 ✨Many of my clients are busy professionals who spend their lives in their heads managing, deciding and carrying everything on their shoulders.

What you can expect🔥GFE/PSE EXPERIENCE:👀

• ✨ Warm, sensual, attentive and naturally playful.
• I offer both a warm, affectionate Girlfriend Experience (GFE) and a more passionate, high-energy Pornstar Experience (PSE), always tailored to our chemistry and within my personal boundaries
• An intimate experience without feeling mechanical or rushed.
• I take the time to make every encounter feel natural and enjoyable.
• Affectionate, passionate and attentive to your comfort.
• I offer genuine chemistry, warmth and undivided attention.
• Every meeting is tailored within my personal boundaries.
• I'm naturally confident and can be dominant 🦸‍♀️

• 💋 DFK — passionate kissing

• 🔥 Flirty, uninhibited dirty talk

• 👀 Intense chemistry and seductive eye contact

• 🖤 Mutual pleasure and attentive oral play

• 🎭 Toys, outfits and playful fantasies

• 🔥 Multiple positions and high-energy play

•🔥 Deep throat with eye contact wet, intense

• 💆‍♀️ Sensual full-body massage

• ✨ A wet, passionate and unforgettable experience

• 👠 Sweet girlfriend energy with a confident bad-girl edge

❌Serious bookings only. My rates are firm — no discounts or negotiations. Discount requests = instant block.

🛑 Refunds or partial refunds ARE NOT OFFERING during the booking if you finish early.

  🔒✨ 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✨🔒

✨𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ✨

🤳📲Prefer to connect from the comfort of your own space? I also offer private online experiences:

Video call — $150 / 10 minutes

Sexting session — $100 / 10 minutes

Personalised video — from $150

I prioritise sexual health, regular test and clear safer-sex practices.😷

📆Limited availability. I only accept a small number of bookings each week.

Outcalls are limited and highly selective — $700 for one hour. A 50% deposit is required

All advertised rates are in AUD and include GST

 🔒✨ 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✨🔒

✅✨ 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 ✨✅

🙅‍♀️I Reserve the right to decline or end an appointment if my safety, boundaries or booking conditions

are not respected.

Fake bookings, deliberate time-wasting, harassment and abusive behaviour will result in an immediate block and may be documented and reported✔️✔️

Discreetly located in Melbourne’s Eastern Suburbs, in a quiet and well-presented area,free parking 🏎️📍

“I’m not on OnlyFans”

Gifts🎁💝 are never expected, but thoughtful gestures are always received with genuine appreciation. Experiences, flowers, gift cards or a contribution towards something special are all beautiful ways to make me smile.If you’d like to send a gift,my Beem handle is 😃@miahungts😃

👀 Please read my full profile before messaging.

Questions already answered here will be ignored.

✨𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ✨

Send your name, age,ethnicity,preferred time and duration. Clear and respectful messages get a quick response

🔒✨ 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✨🔒

📱 SMS or WhatsApp: 0455 593 151 😜

Cant Wait to meet you😜!!!

💟💟💟💟💟0406 492 210💟💟💟💟💟

💗💗 NEW TO MELBOURNE💗💗

Hi, guys,(●'◡'●)

I'm Eva Taiwan Japanese Asian girl

Welcome to my profile lovers.

Age. 23 years old

Height.166 cm

Hair. Long black.

Bust. DDcup

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Are you looking for Escort baby? Are you feeling alone and horny? need someone to warm you up? My service is what you would call I guess full service and similar to a girlfriend experience

Don't rush, it's fun to take your time. I can meet all the needs of your fantasy!!!D

Let's have fun.

😁 ❤ FULL SERVICE *In call* ❤ 😁

30 minutes to $150

45 minutes to $200

60 Minutes to $250

Text me, please.

❣️*((MY ALL SERVICES))*

❣️- GFE girlfriend experience,

❣️- Showering together,

❣️- Nude body to bodyslide massage,

❣️- HJ handjob/BJ blowjob,

❣️- Sucking balls,

❣️- Licking pussy,

❣️- Kissing,

❣️-Sex in multi position

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

❣️- Baby soft skin all over (no wrinkles)

❣️- Nice round bum with fully shaved

❣️- Younger than most see and feel to believe

❣️- I don't watch the time, I watch what ticks you

❣️Bookings are IMPORTANT so if you make one with me, please be on time,

❣️*****Make a Booking include info , your name? Type of Service ( name /number of service)? Time for Booking? Length of Booking? ****

❣️100% Independent Escort,

❣️100% Love my Job

❣️100% FREE BOOKING

0406 492 210❣️ Message me please!!!!

Please send youre with the date and time you want.

Hello everyone, it's Elizabeth here! 

I'm delighted to introduce myself as a 22-year-old individual who embodies a friendly, funny, and sociable nature. I thoroughly enjoy meeting new people and possess an open-minded and engaging personality. Furthermore, I possess a deep passion for creating a memorable experience for my clients.

When you choose to spend time with me, rest assured that you will receive unparalleled services that exceed your expectations. One of my personal favorites is a sensual encounter, complete with invigorating shower play, passionate French kissing, and an array of pleasurable positions.

Although I exude a youthful and playful demeanor, it's important to recognize that I am also highly attuned to my own sexuality. My captivating bedroom eyes and unique touch will surely entice you. As a provider of professional Japanese Porn Star services, I prioritize ensuring your comfort and satisfaction throughout our time together.

Now, let's explore the range of services I offer: 

 Sensual Massage

 BBBJ (Bareback Blowjob)

 DFK (Deep French Kissing)

 69 (Mutual Oral Pleasure)

And here are my rates, which encompass all the services mentioned: 

Incall: 

$350 for 30 minutes

$600 for 60 minutes

Outcall: 

$650 for 60 minutes, plus Uber fee

Please note that my rates are subject to change. If you have any further inquiries or would like to book an appointment, feel free to reach out. I look forward to creating an unforgettable experience for you!

👏👏Hi everyone,

🙏🙏Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. Please send me a message at . My name is Chloe_W. I like party. 

Moist Korean hot burritos. Bouncing DD cups, pink nipples.

*My English isn't very good* I have 160cm of youthful, sexy curves. I can dress up as your maid, your student, even your makeup artist.

Fresh, juicy, hot... I have a shiny ass, plump DD cups, and stunning lips painted with cherry lip gloss (very plump lips, because I'll put my mouth on your cock and give you a truly mesmerizing blowjob). Honestly, I'm 26years old, with a curvaceous figure and ample cleavage, perfect for orgasms. Whatever you want, I believe it's all for you. Sorry—it's all for us. I won't do anything, please. Let's meet so I can touch you and take a break from the daily grind. Let me show you some new sensuality and sexual techniques. Let's get wild, adventurous, heated, burning, rubbing bodies together, getting together, and passionate fantasies come true... Proceed with caution... I'm the answer you're looking for, and more. Let's have some fun together. If you like sexy, horny, energetic Korean girl with vibrant personalities and a great sense of humor, i am guaranteed to put you at ease and make you feel confident. Come join me. Some people don't appreciate wildflowers, but I bet you will.

I'm open-minded and sincere... boys, girls, and couples, hahaha... I'm naturally naughty.

I invite you to spend some fun time at my beautiful place. I promise to be discreet and detail-oriented during your visit. I always dress impeccably and sensually to suit my clients' tastes. Let's work together to make all your desires and wildest dreams come true, hahaha.

👙👙Ice and fire blowjob, costume role play and role play, stockings foot fetish, various poses. Uniform role play👙👙          

Incalls,

“we’ll be meeting at a nice clean and private apartment”

🔥🔥 Normal Service👍

Including Shower together, Covered BJ, Teasing, Body Slide, different positions of sex

💰250/30 minutes

💰350/60 minutes

🐲VIP DRAGON SERVICES 💎

💎(Including Shower together, passionate kissing,uncovered BJ, Fire and Ice, 69 Mutual oral, Rimming, Anal play on you, Teasing, Body Slide,B2B Nuru Massage, different positions of sex) 💦💦 

💰400/30 minutes

💰500/60 minutes

❤️❤️Outcalls

“discretion and appearance”

💰600/60minutes

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🧊I do not offer natural services or anal.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures. 

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures. 

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures. 

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures. 

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

🍵All prices are fixed. Don’t ask more pictures.

💰💰Cash only

Please read before contacting.

My mobile number☎️ 0405267565

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕