Bayswater North Escorts & Adult Services
🔥 Aussie babe, Tattooed, 23 🔥 AVAILABLE TONIGHT 🔥
Outcall only ❤️ Until further notice.
23 Australian tanned, tattooed and petite toned blonde beauty.
You know from the very moment we meet, that i am confident, Intelligent and full of life ... oh and also love to tease and please and your have all your needs are met 😏💦😘
I am size 6-8 with a juicy ASS and tiny waist. I have a toned petite body with silky soft skin decorated in body art, silky soft blonde hair, seductive green eyes, juicy BJ lips that will having you begging for more...
At this stage I am only able to accompany you at your desired location as incall is NOT available.
I am an independent escort and have built up a wonderful clientele, if I don't respond straight away I may be busy and will get back to you when I can.
please call if you have and questions ❤️
OUTCALL:
30mins - $400
45mins - $550
60mins - $700
GFE:
massage
kissing
teasing
blow job
full service
I love to have fun and I understand everybody is different, if you have any further questions about services, fantasies or roleplay please call or message as I love all types of experiences.
PSE
* Please message if you have any questions about PSE services as everybody has different tastes and I like to make each experience personal and perfect to your needs.
looking forward to meeting you, Belle xx
- OUTCALL - $700/hr
I am always happy to talk to you over the but for privacy reasons I do not send selfies via text, pls do not ask - no private calls will be answered.
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Relaxing Oli Full Body Massage
30mins : $ 60
45mins : $ 75
60mins : $ 90
Call: +61457303325
85240825
All the prices here are not included the extra services
PLEASE BRING CASH IF YOU CAN
Japanese girl Miru cute juicy pussy 100% pics or WALK AWAY
Guys~~~This is Miru!!
I'm a captivating beauty from Japan. With my sweet cute face and alluring presence, I'm here to make your fantasies come true.
Imagine my delicate hands exploring every inch of your body, finding all the right spots to drive you wild with desire. My expert touch in Japanese-style mass-ages will have you melting under my fingertips. As I slowly undress you, my teasing kisses and intimate caresses will leave you craving for more. I'll use my body to bring you to the edge of ecstasy, ensuring you experience the ultimate pleasure. Indulge in my sensual services and let me take you on an unforgettable journey of lust and satisfaction.
My services:
Erotic Massa/ge
BBB/J
D/FK
69
Rimmin/g
CI-M/C-OF/CO-B
My rate:(All services included)
Incall:
$250/30mins
$400/60mins
Outcall:
$500/60mins +Uber fee
Text me to book: 0413653703
💗Sex Queen, 100 real pics, good services, Stunning independent
Hi, gentleman Welcome to my profile.
My name is Susan. I am a hot, sexy girl with nat tits, angel face, great and uncrushed services.
I'm friendly, kind and have a HOT body.
I make sure that some of the services will make you happy and you'll keep remember me
Full Service Incall price :
$100 15 minutes
$150 30 minutes
$200 45 minutes
$250 60 minutes
sexy hot massage with happy ending:
$130/30mins, $200/hr.
Message me or call me when you want to make it appointment
0406 669 829💗☎️
Cum in my pussy, where it belongs!
Please read all the details below before contacting me. I do not respond to questions already answered here (such as rates, location, or services).
Text only—no phone calls, please.
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Hello, I'm Carli.
I’m a petite, caucasian companion based in Melbourne. I offer a genuine and intimate girlfriend experience from my discreet and comfortable place in Reservoir. If you’re looking for something real with no drama or games, you’ll find me to be exactly that.
My face is blurred in photos for privacy, but you’re more than welcome to verify me yourself. Just Google “Carli Cumdump” and you’ll find several third-party reviews confirming that my photos are 100% accurate and reflect exactly who you’ll meet.
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SAFETY & HYGIENE STANDARDS
I take every possible step to offer this service safely while still providing the level of intimacy I do. I test for STIs regularly, take antivirals, and maintain high standards of cleanliness. I also visually screen clients for hygiene and sexual health concerns at every booking.
Last STI Test: May 25, 2026
I strongly encourage all clients to make informed decisions about their own sexual health. Get tested regularly, not just for your own peace of mind, but to protect everyone involved. I always prioritise clients who test frequently and communicate openly about their health.
REQUIRED HYGIENE ROUTINE
When you arrive, you’ll need to:
- Wash your hands with antibacterial soap
- Rinse your genitals using antibacterial body wash
- Use mouthwash
Everything is provided for you and takes less than two minutes. The shower will already be warm and ready. If you’re not comfortable with this, please do not book.
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SERVICE INFORMATION
Location: Incalls in Reservoir - 1 minute walk from a station.
Services include:
- Deep French Kissing
- Mutual Oral
- Cuddling
- Vaginal Sex
- CIP/Natural/BBBJ available only if hygiene standards are met. This is included at no extra cost.
Rates:
- 30 Minutes (Quickie): $600 (Includes 1 cum)
- 1 Hour: $900 (Unlimited cums)
- 2 Hours: $1,500 (Unlimited cums)
All rates are final. I do not offer discounts or negotiate.
Note: The hygiene process is included within your booking time. For example, a 30-minute booking typically includes 5 minutes for hygiene and 25 minutes of service.
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PAYMENT & BOUNDARIES
- Cash is preferred
- PAYID IS ONLY ACCEPTED IF PAID IN FULL PRIOR TO ARRIVAL
I do not accept PayID at the door or for partial payments. If payment has not cleared before arrival, the booking will not proceed. This avoids delays and keeps things smooth and respectful of our time together.
Service limitations:
- No anal play or rimming.
- No rough play, choking, or fetishes.
- No CIM (Cum in Mouth) or COF (Cum on Face).
- No filming or recording.
- Fingering is not allowed if you have long or unclean nails.
- Anyone under the influence of substances or visibly intoxicated will be denied service.
- Anyone showing symptoms of sexual health issues will be denied service.
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AVAILABILITY
I limit bookings to maintain a high level of hygiene, quality and to balance my university schedule.
Hours:
- Monday to Friday: 10 am – 6 pm
- Weekends: Unavailable
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DEPOSIT POLICY
never require a deposit. For advance bookings, a deposit may be required depending on the circumstances. If you've previously wasted my time or not shown up, a deposit will be necessary.Same-day bookings
FAQs
Should I bring anything?
No. Just follow the hygiene process when you arrive and bring payment, unless you’ve prepaid via PayID. Everything else is provided.
Is everything included in the rate?
no extras offered. However, reasonable requests like specific attire may be entertained.Yes, my service is all-inclusive with
New Sexy mix Girl Just Arrive Best Prostate Massage GFE
Hi Boys my name is Sarah.
I would love to have some fun with you guys while i am in Melbourne, i don't want either of us to be left out ;).... I offer sex/ GFE so
Looks:
Age: 23
Boobs: D natural
Size: 6
Eyes: black
Hair: long black
Naturally an uninhibited woman, busty (34D-DD) and a passion for filth, my body is an honest size 6-8 with a height of 162cm without heels, naturally full kissable lips. I have been described on a few occasions throughout my life as 'Amazonian', this would also reflect my naturally dominant persona both in and out of the bedroom. Also, I have a few sisters living with me, so, you can own any one of us or all of us! Anything is on the table.
Cum to my private house and expect an ultimate experience: the best sensual, intimate, and intensely pleasurable massage you'll ever have. Or having wild hot sex only exist in your mind, Let me help your dream come true.
Massage rates (sensual and intimate back relief, sexy body slides, and a very, very intense hand relief or more :p )
30 mins - $130 (Nude, Tantric Massage and Hand Relief)
60 mins - $200(Nude, Tantric Massage and Hand Relief)
Full-Service rates
30 mins - $150
60 mins - $250
With plenty of extra, all you have to do is ask.
Stacey -Aussie BBW Oral Queen~starting at $150
In call location Reservoir (East reservoir - Reservoir/Preston boarder)
I’m an independent escort, working in a Discreet, private location.
Monday - Friday only: 10am - 5pm
Sat/Sun/Public holidays: Unavailable
•Cash preferred EFTPOS/beem/PayID accepted
••PLEASE USE BOOKING TEMPLATE ••
TEMPLATE:
•Name:
•Service duration:
•Appointment time: (arrival time to east side of Reservoir)
unfortunately no response will be given if you’ve not used the template
I do not require a deposit for anonymity however I request you follow booking procedures (no shows will be reported on NUMEROUS PLATFORMS, blocked and blacklisted)
Blow n Go 15 mins - $150 (Bbbj CIM)
•Above waist touching allowed
•1 shot limit
PSE (Porn Star Experience)
Ideal for the Oral lovers or those who like it a bit rough
*Cock Worship
*Bbbj
*Sloppy Bj
*Ball play (light or rough)
*Light* face fucking,
*Deep throating,
*Hair pulling,
*Spanking,
*Light* choking
*Edging
*Rimming (on you)
*COF
*CIM
*COB
*Multiple shots
*Dirty talk / kink talk
*Hard rough sex (multiple positions)
*Role play
*Foot fetish
20 mins - $200
30 mins - $250
45 mins - $300
1 Hour - $350
1.5 Hours - $500
2 Hours - $650
3 Hours - $900
EXTRAS:
•POV recording available of your experience $50
GFE (Girl friend experience)
More sensual services that are relaxed and pampering
*Slow sensual cock sucking
*Body/ Cock worship
*Edging
*Affectionate cuddling
*Affectionate kissing
*Mutual oral
*69 with face fucking
*Rimming on both
*Multiple Shots
*erotic Massage
*BBBJ
*Cim
*Intimacy, genuine conversation
*Sensual intimate sex (multiple positions)
20 mins - $200
30 mins - $250
45 mins - $300
1 Hour - $350
1.5 Hours - $500
2 Hours - $650
3 Hours - $900
~ Online Content ~
Try before you buy ~ $40
•14 x face out PSE style videos of doing what I love most (sucking cock, 3 videos are Cum in mouth) or upgrade to the premium full package
Hello Stacey here xx
Thank you for stopping by my Ad and giving it a read
I am an Australian born and bred BBW, a country girl at heart.
I entertain men of all ages and ethnicities
My claim to fame would have to be my oral skills. I Can honestly (and modestly) say they are second to none.
I understand us girls pamper ourselves with hair, nails and pedicures but the men, the men enjoy a woman’s touch and a phenomenal sexual experience, that’s what I’m here for.
I’m very kind and sensual but am quick to get in my knees and worship your cock if so commanded.
Either way it pleases me to pleasure you
I enjoy really getting to know you, your desires, wants and needs. Discretion is a non negotiable and professionalism is always at the forefront,
At the end of the day I strive on making sure you get exactly what you want, a genuine good time always satisfied and having you always coming back for more.
Look forward to exploring all your fantasies
It is not a typo that my Pse is the same price as GFE, I do not pause a session to get more money out of a client when we’re enjoying ourselves, so therefore all services are provided for the same price. I love them both as much as the other and I’m sure you will too
-I do not offer natural sex or anal. Asking for Natural Full Service will be blocked.-
Sexy Goddess Ready to Overwhelm
Hello Gentleman,
I’m Anu, a tall 166cm hot sexy escort with natural C-cup bust and a body built for pure pleasure. My bright eyes, full sexy lips, long legs, and tempting princess spot are all yours to explore and enjoy. If you want real fun with a woman who knows how to please, I’m exactly what you need.
Come to me and I’ll take care of you completely. I’m passionate and love to ride and rock with intense energy while making sure you feel fully satisfied. I give pleasure as much as I enjoy receiving it. Let’s share wine, deep conversation, and let my seductive touch take over.
Together we’ll enjoy taking a bath where our bodies connect, licking every inch, slippery body to body massage, wet oral, powerful blowjobs, passionate kissing, 69, COB, COF, and hot sex in every way that drives you wild. I’m more than you can handle, yet I’ll leave you feeling powerful, desired, and completely refreshed.
Rates:
30 mins $150
45 mins $200
60 mins $250
Other services available. Text me now and let’s create that exciting, breathless connection. I’m already eager to seduce and spoil you the way you deserve. Real gentlemen only.
💋💋Passionate GFE, ❤️ Hot & Wild DOUBLE PARTY, ✨Ultimate Unrushed Experience
Hi dear 😊
I’m Yilia, 25 years old, with a naturally beautiful look, a petite and toned body, and a smooth all-over tan. My photos are recent—what you see is exactly what you get 😉
I offer an unforgettable, sensual experience in a relaxed and passionate atmosphere. Whether you're seeking an intimate moment or a rejuvenating massage, I always aim to please ❤️
Services:
- Full service (always professional)
- First-timers welcome—let me guide you into a new world of pleasure 💋
- Special requests? Just ask—I cater to most fantasies
Rates:
- 15 mins – $100
- 30 mins – $150
- 45 mins – $200
- 60 mins – $250
Full body massage + happy ending:
- 30 mins – $130
- 60 mins – $200
Outcall:
- $400/hr
Now is the perfect time to meet me—don’t miss out! 😘
Contact: 0410 388 217☎️
Alice the latest escort girl in Melbourne
HI , Gentlemen ! !😍!😍
I am Alice, 21 y/o if you like hot sexy girl you will love me. Come to see me let me show you my sexy body Wonderful feeling that you will never forget.
I am very passionate and always horny. You will enjoy a true girlfriend experience with lots of playing, teasing, licking and the best oral you ever had .My service is unrushed & respectful We can both enjoy our time together.
Name: Alice
Nationality : Malaysia
Age: 21
Cup Size : 36D
Height: 160cm
Weight: 48kg
Size: 7
I provide passionate GFE (Girl Friend Experience) service
Passionate Kiss
Love sucking
Amazing blow job
Teasing Foreplay
69 Extremely Horny
Boobs waves
Shower together
Boobs sucking
Seducing GFE
Safety sex
🦋INCALL RATES FOR FULL SERVICE🦋
$200 - 30 mins
$250 - 45 mins
$300 - 60mins
❤️🔥OUTCALLS FOR FULL SERVICE❤️🔥
$450/60 min Plus Uber depends on the location
I can’t wait to meet you all, Thankyou for reading this and choosing me, i am Flattered!......
REAL DRAGON 🐉service 💋 Slippery NURU massage 🥵
TlA 🔥 Perfect choice for you
Incall location at Melbourne CBD Private Apartment
Outcall to surrounding suburbs (from 550AUD) , please text and ask 😇
Introduce myself =
I’m Tia, your dirty Asian Dom Bittch ready to get wet, rimmed, used and fucked.
Slide over me with hot oil, lick my holes, be dominated.
Let me show you what real NURU + Dragon Service feels like.
🐉 Wet NURU Body Slide
👅 Asshole r!mming + P-Spot tease
💣 BBBJ by request
💋 Face-sit, Ice & Fire c!m wet game
💦 I’ll ride you slow, suck you deep, and finish you off in ways you’ve never had.
I DON'T PROVIDE ❌❌🤮😣=
Natural Sex, Anal, Ass play, Drugs, Photos, Sexting, Online services ❌❌❌❌
Service that I provide =
1. 🔥🔥VIP Diamond Dragon 🐉service 🔥🔥
- 60mins ∫ 120mins
- 500AUD ∫ 950AUD
Includes = Fire and Ice Natural blowjob, 360° Rotate blowjob, Shower together, Dragon Drilling Rimming , Angel's Kiss, Cuddles, Boobs Waves, Teasing, Boobs play and suck, Gentle touching p#ssy, 69, P#ssy licking, Sensual Body rub, Face-sitting....
2. Thai Karsai (Dragon Tendon massage #No sex)
- 30mins ∫ 45mins ∫ 60mins
- 150AUD ∫ 200AUD ∫ 250AUD
Thai Karsai is a Massage focus on Genital area for man enhancement. # I also included Handjob/Covered Oral finished in my session 🤪
- Preventing / Relieving issues like (Premature ejaculation, Prostate problem, Low sexual libido)
- Increase circulartion and blood flows in Genital area
3. Standard GFE (Girlfriend experience)
- 30mins ∫ 45mins ∫ 60mins
- 200AUD ∫ 250AUD ∫ 300AUD
- BBBJ + 50AUD
- CIM + 50AUD
Includes = Affectionate Kissing, Covered Sex, Cuddles, Shower upon arrival & finish, Teasing, Boobs play and suck, Covered Oral, Gentle touching p#ssy, 69, P#ssy licking, Sensual Body rub, Face-sitting....
4. Japan NURU MASSAGE + Happy Ending (No Sex)
- 30mins ∫ 45mins ∫ 60mins
- 250AUD ∫ 300AUD ∫ 350AUD
- + 100AUD for Full service
- BBBJ + 50AUD
- CIM + 50AUD
Includes = Nuru Gel Naked Full B2B Rub, Slippery Rub, Sliding with all my body Parts, Handjob, Covered oral, play with my body, Shower....
Kiko – Young Size 4 Japanese
Kiko is a size 4 petite Japanese with servcie focused.
She is warm, kind, and easy to talk to.
A naturally youthful look with a soft, innocent beauty. Her petite figure and gentle smile give you a pure, sweet presence that feels light and refreshing 😉
Rates:
- 15 min $200 ⏱️
- 30 min $250 ⏱️
- 45 min $350 ⏱️
- 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦
Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth
Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲
❌ no anal sorry!
No Rush Service by Bella
NO RUSH SERVICES!!!!!! Love to Enjoy every minute with You!!!
New really Young Private Escort works in fancy apartment
Hi my name is Bella, 23 years old. I am from thailand. Just arrived Australia not long ago. I am Size 6,Slim,160cm tall with natural C boobs.
Do you want to be taken care of in bed? Do you want to explore sex with me deep in soul? I love to give / receive pleasure. I’m naughty and playful as well as i’m an easygoing person and I easily get along with all sorts of people. people.
If you’re tired of the same boring routine life or just simply need a break from reality. I am your girl. Just like your secret GF. GF.
Text me now for an experience you won’t forget.
Genuine girl. 100% genuine Independent
Incall GFE service rates:
$180 for 15mins
$200 for 30mins
$280 for 60mins
Outcall start from $500 per hour plus Uber. Depends on how far away from me.
$3000 for Overnight
❣️MY SERVICES + PRICES❣️
●Foreplay &Teasingsing
●Sexy stocking lingerie
●Cuddling
●Body to body rubbing
●Mutual Play bsp;
●Foot fetish
*Multiple positions
*Shower together
*Mutual Play with protection
Reminder:
I will reply back from my private number
private number
No negotiation on rates
💕HOW TO BOOK IN💕
For an easy Straight forward booking,
Please Text me your Name
Duration of the booking
Time that works best for you
I am available 24hr till late night.
I am waiting to indulge you in my arms.
Love Bella
IN / OUT CALL!💋❤️🔥Sexy NATURAL New girl Slutty Passionate BIG Natural BOOBs
Guys! Text me on 0451246964..
I'm Nancy a sizzling hot 27 yrs old girl! I have a tempting, slender and toned size 8 figure with natural soft D cup breasts, a nice and toned sexy butt, alluring lips and a pair of sexy long legs that are to die for.
My service includes:
Passionate kissing
Oral both way
Erotic massage
Body to body bubbling
Multiple sex positions
Doggy style
Role playing
Ball licking
Licking my vagina
Cum on boobs
180/30 mins
230/45 mins
280/60 mins
Miha 💕 F CUP BBW💎GEM💎
Meet Miha 💕
A cute doll-like face paired with an irresistibly curvy F-cup figure — sweet, playful, and impossible not to stare at.
I’m soft, affectionate, and love making every moment feel intimate, flirty, and unforgettable ✨
Rates:
- 15 min $200 ⏱️
- 30 min $250 ⏱️
- 45 min $350 ⏱️
- 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦
Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth
Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲
❌ no anal sorry!
Your Little Asian Dream Girlfriend Joyce is here
I’m Joyce, the 162cm pocket-sized girlfriend you’ve always wanted to come home to.
The moment I walk through your hotel door in my tiny sundress and sneakers, I’ll look up at you with these big sparkly eyes, bite my lip and whisper “I missed you all day…” like we’ve been together forever.
I’m naturally tiny (only 44kg), so you can pick me up, spin me around, pin me against the wall or carry me to bed without trying. My waist is so small your hands overlap when you hold me, but my soft, heavy, completely real D-cup breasts spill perfectly into your palms and bounce like they’re begging to be played with.
Everything is passionate, everything is bare, everything is multiple times because I never get enough of you.
GFE full service :
Incall
500/HR
350/30MINS
Outcall
600/HR + travel deposit
Send msg to me for services and extras <3
Kasumi milf Japanese 💎GEM💎
Hi, gents...
I’m Kasumi, your new Japanese indulgence with a soft, sensual married-woman vibe. Often told I look like Ryo Aiyumi, I carry that elegant, warm, and irresistibly feminine charm.
💖Let me spoil you like only a naughty wife can
Yours flirtatiously,
Kasumi
Rates:
- 15 min $200 ⏱️
- 30 min $250 ⏱️
- 45 min $350 ⏱️
- 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦
Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth
Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲
❌ no anal sorry!
New naughty baby is here for you 💖💖 Playful full service for you💋 😘 smile alway on my face😘ALL DAY AVAILABLE!!
Hi Gents
Please text me for a booking~ ^
I am your sexy, naughty, cheeky little secret and fantasy!
I am Sofia, with luscious soft lips and ultra silky skin. I has a very pretty face, I am with a fabulous smile and highly skilled in providing the kind of pleasure that only comes with experience. When you take the time to see me, you can expect an overall exceptional service. I am blessed with a curvy size 7 body and gorgeous to-die-for DD-cups.
I am very passionate and loving and loves to spoil my man of the moment. I promise to blow your mind with my skills.
Service: My service is an amazing girlfriend experience (GFE) which will set you at your ease immediately when you meet her. I provide an overall friendly and passionate GFE service.
My service includes:
- Sensual erotic body rub
- Body slides, sexy relief
- intimate touching and cuddling
- Variety of positions,
How to Book: Simply text OR CALL me for bookings: |
0410 770 497
Jolin
No private numbers and no time wasters please. Look forward to see you soon!
SEXY 21 YRS tifinyinternational student . Dragon Services .
Hi I’m TIFINY
21 years old Japanese international student .
Because financial pressure, I decided to do SHORT TERM escort.
I’m pretty, always with smile face which give you the best girlfriend feeling
I’m sensitive and enjoy sex.
Come to spend time with me ,
bet you will never regret!!
No anal !! No Nat Sex!!
Located in 5mins away from station
Cn’t Wait to see you
Full service/ GFE includes: 😘
Hot wild multiple Sex positions
Relief on you
Relief on me
Dirty talk
Fingering
Sexy Lingere
Multiple Shots
Sensual body rub
Fingering
Shower for two
💰Price:
💰$150- 30mins
💰$200 45 mins
💰$250- 60mins
Outcall
$450/1 hour
📥Text me Please!
🎈Looking forward to see you babe xoxo!
🔥🍆 I’M ALMAY, 40 & STILL A GODDAMN MESS – WANNA DROWN IN THIS WET PUSSY? THEN TEXT ME, YA DUMB FUCK 🍆🔥
Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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