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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

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Contact Information

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Incalls are hosted in GEELONG and Outcalls are to hotels or private residences.

Please send a text, filling in the template below:

• Name:
• Preferred Date & Time:
• Location and booking duration

Please be prepared to confirm your appointment with all the relevant information and make a deposit.

Deposits:

• All bookings require a deposit of $100
• Deposits can be paid by Beemit, Osko, or directly depositing cash into my bank account via an ATM.
• Deposits are non-refundable.

Cancellations:

• Cancellation with more than 48 hours notice means you may use your deposit towards your next appointment (within 3 months).
• Cancellations between 24-48 hours notice forfeit your deposit.
• Same day cancellations (less than 24 hours) forfeit your deposit, and the full fee amount is owed. You will not be able to see me until this has been paid.
• In the rare event I need to cancel our booking, your deposit will be refunded to you.

All prices are non-negotiable, and any attempt to negotiate my prices or requirements will result in you being blocked.

You agree to all the terms and conditions mentioned above when contacting me.

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If you dare to go there let me warn you, perhaps think twice..intoxicated, addicted..yes I'll become your vice..

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Due to Vic Advertising laws im unable to describe my services however i am more than happy to send you these particulars via text.

I am a licenced independent escort not affiliated with anyone or any agency. 

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I pride myself taking care of my clients needs sensual massage. I am very hygienic, clean and healthy and provide a safe and very provocative sensual experience. If you are a little shy, I will relax you with a full steamy body massage. Please don’t be shy to call me.....

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 For inquiries or to make a booking

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About Me / Services

Warning: I giggle, I flirt, and I’m a little bit trouble 

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My not-so-boring but very important boundaries:

* Condoms are required for any full service (always)

* No oral without protection

* No anal services

* No throat grabbing or rough behaviour

If you’re kind, clean, and respectful, we’ll get along beautifully 

Come say hello — I don’t bite… unless you ask nicely 

To make booking easy, please include the following in your message:

Your name, desired session length, incall or outcall, and your preferred date and time.

I’ll respond as soon as possible to confirm.

Example:

Hey Kendall, I’m John. I’d love to book you for 60 minutes at 4pm.

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Cash or instant PayID only.

Ready on the table before we start. Delayed payments get nothing. Text me. I reply when free. Calls get ignored.

I ride hard, stay wet, and never beg.

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