Bundoora Escorts & Adult Services

📍Location: Camberwell, VIC 🌆🏙️

Hello Gentlemen,

I'm Emily 🧜🏻‍♀️, 27 years old Asian TS girl with a great personality. Let me fulfill your fantasies and relieve your stress by giving you a good relaxation massage 😌 in bed 🛌 that is surely fun with my long smooth legs, beautiful sexy lips, perfect round ass, and my very 🍆🤤 sweet co*ck. I enjoy slow, erotic, and romantic adventures, as we go beyond exploring each other's bodies 🫦 and gradually turn into hard and fast carnal encounters.

Privacy and cleanliness are my priorities and I am hoping you are too.

INDEPENDENT , DISCREET , 💯% REAL! 

SAFE SEX IS MUST, NO BARGAINING, NO PARTY

STI REGULAR CHECK, ON PREP

Call or Text 0431954659 ☎️ 🤙🏻

(✳️WhatsApp) for more pics

For Nude massage body slide

💜with BJ $250 30mins

For GFE full service

💛 $300 30mins

💙 $350 45mins

❤️ $400 1hour

  (400 PER HR/ 300 HALF HR) includes licking + sucking my perky nipples, touching + kissing my whole body, as many positions as you like, It includes light kissing and cuddling   

Extra mycumshot $100

I’m here for a genuine business meeting and looking for a genuine and generous gentlemen.x 👨🏻‍💼🧑🏼‍💼👨🏻‍🔧🧑🏻‍✈️

✦ LIMITED AVAILABILITY • QUALITY OVER QUANTITY

I'm back for a limited time, offering a private and unforgettable experience for Gentlemen.

🥳Independent,Part-time and selective TransGirl🥳

My photos are recent, genuine and accurately represent me — what you see is exactly what you get.

 ✅✨ 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 ✨✅

CONFIDENT CARIBBEAN ENERGY GIRL 💃🏽with I offer a relaxed, discreet experience for gentlemen who appreciate genuine chemistry, cleanliness and mutual respect. My 🍄 8 ” Brown Uncut TICK ✓ and a tigh Ass🍑.I DO TOP😋 AND BOTTOM

❤️❤️ My rates reflect the quality, discretion, preparation and genuine attention I bring to every booking.

I'm not for everyone - I'm for respectful gentlemen who appreciate Quality over Quantity 😍 ✨Many of my clients are busy professionals who spend their lives in their heads managing, deciding and carrying everything on their shoulders.

What you can expect🔥GFE/PSE EXPERIENCE:👀

✨ Warm, sensual, attentive and naturally playful.

I offer both a warm, affectionate Girlfriend Experience (GFE) and a more passionate, high-energy Pornstar Experience (PSE), always tailored to our chemistry and within my personal boundaries

An intimate experience without feeling mechanical or rushed.

I take the time to make every encounter feel natural and enjoyable.

Affectionate, passionate and attentive to your comfort.

I offer genuine chemistry, warmth and undivided attention.

Every meeting is tailored within my personal boundaries.

I'm naturally confident and can be dominant 🦸‍♀️

• 💋 DFK — passionate kissing

• 🔥 Flirty, uninhibited dirty talk

• 👀 Intense chemistry and seductive eye contact

• 🖤 Mutual pleasure and attentive oral play

• 🎭 Toys, outfits and playful fantasies

• 🔥 Multiple positions and high-energy play

•🔥 Deep throat with eye contact wet, intense

• 💆‍♀️ Sensual full-body massage

• ✨ A wet, passionate and unforgettable experience

• 👠 Sweet girlfriend energy with a confident bad-girl

❌Serious bookings only. My rates are firm — no discounts or negotiations. Discount requests = instant block.

🛑 Refunds or partial refunds ARE NOT OFFERING during the booking if you finish early

🤳📲Prefer to connect from the comfort of your own space? I also offer private online experiences:

Video call — $100

Sexting session — 60

Findom-friendly🤑😈🤑😈🤑.I like submissive men who enjoy spending on someone, consensual verbal degradation and humiliation.🔥

I prioritise sexual health, regular test and clear safer-esex practices.😷

📆Limited availability. I only accept a small number of bookings each week.

Outcalls are limited and highly selective — $600 for one hour. A deposit is required

All advertised rates are in AUD and include GST

🙅‍♀️I Reserve the right to decline or end an appointment if my safety, boundaries or booking conditionsare not respected.

Fake bookings, deliberate time-wasting, harassment and abusive behaviour will result in an immediate block and may be documented and reported✔️✔️

Discreetly located in Melbourne’s Eastern Suburbs, in a quiet and well-presented area,free parking 🏎️📍

“I’m not on ONLYFANS

Gifts🎁💝 are never expected, but thoughtful gestures are always received with genuine appreciation. Experiences, flowers, gift cards or a contribution towards something special are all beautiful ways to make me smile.If you’d like to send a gift,my payID 0455 593 151 😃

👀 Please read my full profile before messaging.

Questions already answered here will be ignored.

Send your name, age,ethnicity,preferred time and duration. Clear and respectful messages get a quick response

📱 SMS or WhatsApp: 🚪0455 593 151

💟💟💟💟💟0406 492 210💟💟💟💟💟

💗💗 NEW TO MELBOURNE💗💗

Hi, guys,(●'◡'●)

I'm Eva Taiwan Japanese Asian girl

Welcome to my profile lovers.

Age. 23 years old

Height.166 cm

Hair. Long black.

Bust. DDcup

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Are you looking for Escort baby? Are you feeling alone and horny? need someone to warm you up? My service is what you would call I guess full service and similar to a girlfriend experience

Don't rush, it's fun to take your time. I can meet all the needs of your fantasy!!!D

Let's have fun.

😁 ❤ FULL SERVICE *In call* ❤ 😁

30 minutes to $150

45 minutes to $200

60 Minutes to $250

Text me, please.

❣️*((MY ALL SERVICES))*

❣️- GFE girlfriend experience,

❣️- Showering together,

❣️- Nude body to bodyslide massage,

❣️- HJ handjob/BJ blowjob,

❣️- Sucking balls,

❣️- Licking pussy,

❣️- Kissing,

❣️-Sex in multi position

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

❣️- Baby soft skin all over (no wrinkles)

❣️- Nice round bum with fully shaved

❣️- Younger than most see and feel to believe

❣️- I don't watch the time, I watch what ticks you

❣️Bookings are IMPORTANT so if you make one with me, please be on time,

❣️*****Make a Booking include info , your name? Type of Service ( name /number of service)? Time for Booking? Length of Booking? ****

❣️100% Independent Escort,

❣️100% Love my Job

❣️100% FREE BOOKING

0406 492 210❣️ Message me please!!!!

Please send youre with the date and time you want.

Hey x

My I'm Rebecca

Age of 22yo. I'm size 6 , with D cup

I'm a hot sexy super friendly naughty girl!

I'm a playful person who can make your dreams come true😏

I know what I'm doing so you don't have to worry about anything else

I got you covered 😉

love and care about my customers and would give you a sugar rush but never offer service in a rush

So the time we spend together will be worth it and exciting x

And tan silky skin

● Rate of SERVICE ●

30MINS $ 350●

60MINS $ 500●

Outcall rate●●

$600/hr + Uber fee deposit●

Text : 0401078205 to book

Name: Fiona 💋

Nationality: Philippines

Age: 22 😈

Cup Size: 36E Natural 🍒

Height: 162cm

Weight: 48kg

Size: 7 👠

🔥 Welcome to my wild world of passion & desire

I am Fiona 💋 Your Private Independent Escort from Philippines

About Me…

Sweet on the outside… but wild underneath 🔥

I’m kind, gentle, and affectionate

…but also open-minded and playful 😏

I know I’m kinky, I know what I want

…and I know how to make you lose control 💋

I crave exploring my wilder side

and I want to take you into that journey with me

No rush

Just intense, unforgettable pleasure

💖 EXTREMELY HORNY GFE EXPERIENCE

SERVICE LIST:

• Affectionate Cuddling

• Shower Together 🚿

• Passionate Kissing 💋

• Exotic Nude Massage

• Teasing Foreplay 😏

• Body-to-Body Slides 🔥

• Sensual Massage

• DATY

• Mutual Play

• Mutual Oral / 69

• Nipple Play

• Spooning & Companionship

• Multiple Positions

• Dress-Up: Mini Skirt, Lingerie, Stockings & Heels 👠

📲 Text me for more extras

Incall Rates:

$180 - 30 mins

$230 - 45 mins

$280 - 60 mins

Outcall Rates:

$450 - 60 mins+Uber (location dependent)

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I also providing Deluxe Service Package 

💎 DIAMOND DELUXE – WILD EXPERIENCE

$400 - 1 hour (Incall)

$550 - 1 hour (Outcall)+Uber (location dependent)

What happens in Diamond Deluxe…

We start slow… then build the heat 🔥

Experience starts with a sensual shower & deep sucking, leading into 69, natural oral, and 20+ wild positions that will leave you breathless.

🔥 Ice & Fire BJ (hot water & ice cubes)

👅 Deep throat dragon & around-the-world licking

💦 Cum on face, boobs, or mouth

💖 Affectionate cuddling & spooning

💃 Body slide, tits fuck, nipple licking

🍑 Rimming, DATY, mutual nautral oral & masturbation

💄 Sexy lingerie, seductive charm, angel’s kiss

👑 Royal delights & diamond fascination (licking every inch of you)

Mini skirt, stockings & 20+ position styles

Let me spoil you like royalty — I’m wild, wet, and ready for your deepest fantasies.

😈 Feeling tempted?

📲 Message me now 0418614735

Be my guest

🔥 Don’t wait… 💋

Hi Babe,

My name is Jasmine. I just arrived in Melbourne. I’m a 24-year-old college student from Japan, working here temporarily to save up for my tuition fees.

I’m super sweet, with silky white skin and perky C-cup breasts. If you’re into JAV-style Asian girls, you’re going to fall in love the moment you see me.

I will give you my best service and make sure you feel completely satisfied. Text me now to book and experience the heavenly JAV-style pleasure you’ve always dreamed of.

Standard Service Includes:

• Touching & caressing
• Sexy lingerie
• Passionate sex & intimate time
• Sensual massage
• Variety of positions
• Breast play & body slides
• And much more…

Incall Rates:

• $200 – 30 minutes
• $250 – 45 minutes
• $300 – 60 minutes

Dragon Service (Incall) – $400 / 1 hour

Includes all standard services plus special Dragon techniques:

Popping Candy Blowjob, Fire & Ice, Boobs Waves, Around the World, Diamond Fascination, cum in mouth, deep throat, cob, cof, rimming and various exciting positions, and more (pls text to requiry

Outcall Rates:

• $450 – 60 minutes + Uber (depends on location)

I love having my soft breasts touched and played with… I want you to touch me more so I can guide your hands and press my body against yours. Don’t be shy, okay? I’ll make you feel so good 💖

Looking forward to meeting you soon~

🔥🔥🔥🔥Cambodia Girls 22 Yrs 36DD SIZE 8 Party Girls Wet Pussy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hi baby, My name is Francesca, You can call me Frances, i am 23 years old, from Camodia. I am super hot and sexy with big boobs and very good body shape. I am Size 8 , 164 cm, 36DD cup breasts and long hair.

I have tight ass, juicy pussy and very good in sucking. I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice Silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .

If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Come to see me let me show you my sexy mouth suck and lick on you. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget

I live in a big spacious Private unit, Clean and Comfortable, come to me I will make you happy and relax. Many Parking is available on the street.

My full service and massage :

-Shower together

-lips kissing

-girlfriend experience

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Rim or lick on me

-Blow job 

-variety position of with condom

Extras service:Deepthroat, nat oral, cum in mouth, golden shower extra 50 for each

RATES:

30 mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

Out Going starts from:

60 minutes $500

Hello every handsome ! 🫦🌸💜

My name is Sally babe from china mainland, I’m a student studying marketing bachelor degree in UTS Melbourne~

I have a gap year between bachelor and master so I’m doing this job for make some tuition fee~~

💃I’m a charming and cute sexy girl which my natural boobs is cup D, and I’m size 8 foot, woo that’s curvy right~

Im independent with no third party, so when you book me is 100% me, feel free to text me about your interesting about me~

💜🌸My service is to provide you handsome a girlfriend feeling with passionate or French kiss you choose, shower together with body to body slides and relaxed massage first~ when you turing on I will give the exactly passionate and romantic service on you~~ you WILL be treated like royalty, feel excited and feel extremely relaxed~ very good on BJ and make you happy~

🌸😋

My skin is very smooth and white, with two cute pink puffy boobs young~ and i have a sexy bust, slim leg and cute face like Japanese doll~ 

😋⭐️⭐️💜🌸

TEXT me (don’t call) with preferred:

✅ Day and time/time window

✅ Duration

✅ Location

✅ A brief description of the experience desired

😈💕💞

Notes:

* Preferred Cash on arrival

* No extra service like: no anal 

* Bad mannered/disrespectful people will be blocked 

* no Facetime and extra photos, because the photos are all me

* No negotiation on rates

*No bulky much text before we first time meet 🩷, all is my real photos and I’m very young student, and i’m very good service like your sugar GF, please just Text me when you wanna coming and what time and duration thank you we will talk much when we meet thanks handsome😘

* If I’m busy I will reply you within 20 mins asap 🩷

🌸🌻🏖️💜💜

My GFE service incall rates:

$300 half an hour (Not always available)

$400 per hour

My GFE service outcall rates:

$600 per hour plus Uber fee, so uber fee should be deposite first thank you~

🫦✉️💜🌸🏖️

* When sending me a message, please be sure to include the following:

- Preferred date & time to meet

- Duration of booking

- Location if outcall (30km within CBD area)

- Any special requests you may have

* You could say: 

“Hi Sally im (your nickname),may i book you for _hours for _time and the location (or my place), i’ve see you ads in E&B website

Your cute lover sally bb~ 💜💜🩷😋🌸

👙🩷🌟🌸

My GFE Service Include: 

•Sexy lingerie 

•Sexy shower 

•Teasing 

•Lips kissing 

•Cuddling and Touching 

•As Nipple Manipulation 

•B2B With Body Slides 

•School girl 

•Costumes and role play 

•Erotic Relaxation 

•Dirty Talk 

•Erotic sensual massage 

•Mutual Masturbation 

•Protected Bj and Sex 

•Multiple positions 

•Light spanking 

•Doggy style 

•Happy ending 

•Full Body Massage 

Incall💰Rates: 

$300/30min 

$400/60min

And I also offer high class GFE service include: 

•Sexy uniform/stockings 

•Joint shower bj 

•Full-body roaming 

•French kissing 

•Oral sex 

•Deep throating 

•Warm and cold bj 

•Pussy licking 

•Balls licking 

•DATY/69 

•Sex in different positions 

•Hot sex happy ending 

•Cum on body/face

•Party booking

Incall💰Rates: 

$550/60min

Hi,xx

🌀I am FREE NOW 

I work from DAY to Late night .

Come take me . 

I can be your best playmate .

I am Riva . I am searching for YOU !! 

I couldn’t explain much here but I prefer to have a conversation with you . 

Do you mind give me a call or text .. 

then ask any question .. 

I have sweet voice . amazing body figure and boobs size really take your attention ! 

I have a special service for you . come in a package . 

While you feel lonely and horny . remember call my number . i will assist you ! 

I am very good looking , adorable . 

Intimate GFE !!! must find me !!!! 

Call me babe :

0451 249 055

Riva

Hello…I am Bella 0423 660 452 ~~ I am 25 years old .

My first time on tour here, I can't wait to meet you all…

I'm very easy going and will have you relaxed in seconds…

my oral skills are out of the world. I'm not a stuck up prude and am open to most extras...I want to meet real gentle and romantic guy.

I provide basic services of shower together and kissing and cuddling also GFE sex , 69 and lovely massage .

Girlfriend service, oral, come in mouth…

My rates

180/30mins

230/45mins

280/60mins

Any extra services pls text to discuss on 0423660452...

Name: jessica

Age: 22

Cup Size : 35D

Height: 163cm

Weight: 50kg

Size: 7

I have natural 35D busty boos, tight ass, pussy and very good. I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice Silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .

Hi guys, I’m Jennie , your exquisite girlfriend by the hour.

🇰🇷 Korean I’d love to meet you and give you an unforgettable experience of sensual passion which will linger on your mind long after our meeting.

I am 23 years young, soft and smooth skin slim with an DD cup bust that is a delight to play with. I have curves at all the right places to complement my sexy hourglass proportions. I have a warm, open, flirtatious personality, speak fluent English and I am a great companion to be with.

I am independent, thats right no agency.

100% no bait and switch, you will get what you see here, so don’t ask for more selfies. I host in a fresh beautiful clean apartment in the city

I only work part time so don’t wait to make a booking with me while I am available.

My incall rates, (cash only ) are standard services

200/30 mins

250/45 mins

300/hour.

Standard services include plenty of touching ,body slides, variety of positions, sex and BJ with condom GFE. Extras DFK, bbbj, 69 extra $50 each.

sorry no anal or natural sex,

I’m available for out calls, please text me for my rates. Text or SMS only and no private numbers. Incomplete or rude messages will be ignored.

If I’m busy, I’ll reply as soon as I can.

I do not negotiate on price so please do not ask.

Hi, I’m Moe 💕

I’m a Japanese girl with a curious mind and a playful side. I speak fluent English, so we can chat easily and get to know each other while we spend some lovely time together.

I’m naturally curvy, and I love making every moment feel warm, fun, and just a little bit naughty 😉 Come say hello..I’m looking forward to meeting you!

Single Rates:

• 15 min $200 ⏱️
• 30 min $250 ⏱️
• 45 min $350 ⏱️
• 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Double Rates:

• 30 min $500 ⏱️
• 45 min $700 ⏱️
• 60 min $900 ⏱️

Includes: Shower together, french kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!

Hi, I’m Arisa 🌸

I’m a bubbly Japanese girl who loves sharing smiles and making people feel at ease. I have a slim figure with lovely assets, and a playful personality that comes out even more once we meet.

Whether we’re chatting, laughing, or simply enjoying each other’s company, I’ll do my best to make your time with me special 💕

Come meet me, I might just brighten your whole day!

Rates:

• 15 min $200 ⏱️
• 30 min $250 ⏱️
• 45 min $350 ⏱️
• 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth +$50

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!

Soft. Curvy. Wild. 💋

I’m your dream wrapped in velvet skin, with curves that were made to be touched.

Every inch of me invites your hands, your lips, your eyes—

and when I move… oh, you’ll feel it everywhere. 💃🍑

From the moment I walk in, the room gets hotter. ♨️

You’ll feel my warm energy, my playful smile,

and those irresistible hips that sway like music. 🎶

I’m that woman who knows exactly how to use her body — slow, deep, teasing —

until you can’t take your eyes off me. 👀💞

My soft round ass, my luscious natural breasts… they’re not just for looking.

They’re here to make you lose yourself. 😈💦

When my smile turns into a kiss and my lips open,

that’s when the real fun begins — the kind that makes your pulse race and your breath tremble. 💋🔥

I’m not just a fantasy — I’m the full experience.

Big, bold, and deliciously real. 🍓💫

So come closer…

and let me show you what passion really feels like. ❤️‍🔥💋

Milkyra 

Name: Amy

Breast Size: C

Age: 22

Nationality: Philiphine

Height: 159cm

Weight: 49kg

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Name: Anna

Breast Size: DD

Age: 23

Nationality: Philiphine

Height: 162cm

Weight: 53kg

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Hello guys, your girl next door

we like to meeting new people, listen to your stories and have fun together

I have been told I am immaculately presentable and more importantly i am friendly and always love to have a chat. I expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!

I am charming and sweet but smoking hot🔥🔥🔥

Our time together will be filled with passion, laughter, and stimulating conversations that create a genuine connection between us. We are not just a seductress; Me and my sister is also a great listener, ready to engage in meaningful conversations and make you feel at ease. Let’s explore each other’s desires and indulge in the intoxicating excitement of our encounter.

😘😘When it comes to the vibrant nightlife of Sydney or attending social events, I’m the perfect companion to have by your side.

❤️❤️Let’s paint the town red, dance the night away, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

In Going to my private place:

Full House Go 

30 minutes $180

45 minutes $230

60 minutes $280

Double:

30 minutes $360

45 minutes $460

60 minutes $560

Out Going 1 hour starts from $450 for one girl

What are you waiting for? Shall we have some fun together now? Contact me and I will reply you as soon as possible😘

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕