Bundoora Female Escorts

ABOUT ME

Name: Bentley

Age: Early 30s

Nationality: Australian

Ethnicity: Caucasian 

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Long & Brunette

Height: 5"7

Body Type: Hourglass Curvy

Bust: DD

Personality: Bubbly & Easy-Going

Before you ask...

YES I'm genuinely Aussie! I have no interest in catfishing you and wasting both of our time.

100% independent - I'm the only person handling my client inquiries 

No parlours, No agenciesas well as all of my photos being authentic & recent.

SERVICE MENU

Please text me for my service menu!

(No B&Gs, No Anal, No Kink/Fetish)

PRICES

20 min - $200

30 min - $250

45 min - $300

60 min - $350

cash/bank transfer accepted

To make a booking please text me the following info

-Your name

-Your age

-Your location

-Booking time

-Booking length

**PRIVATE NUMBERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED**

SWA: 11283XE

The girls operate independently from private, discreet apartments and houses across Australia. Our locations rotate weekly, here’s where we are:

FRIDAY (14TH AUGUST 2026)

1) Private apartment in ASCOT VALE, VIC

• LOLA
• KORA

2) Private house in WERRIBEE, VIC

• AVANI

3) Private apartment in BRISBANE CBD, QLD (TOUR)

• DAISY

View our locations for the rest of the week here: www.numassages.com.au/locations

Hey, welcome to Nu Massages, we're so glad you found us! x

We specialise in providing an intimate, sensual and passionate experience with your pleasure and comfort as our top priority. We genuinely love what we do which you will feel during our time together. All of our services can be customised to your fantasies and desires, ensuring you experience the most relaxing time possible. 

Our prices and services are upfront with no hidden costs or surprises, ever. Our pictures are authentic, unedited and verified with our faces and tattoos hidden or blurred to maintain privacy and discretion. All our girls complete regular health checks making sure all of our services are safe. This is NOT a massage shop / brothel - our girls work independently in private, luxury and discreet apartments or houses.

MASSAGE RATES

$150 = 30 minutes

$200 = 45 minutes

$250 = 1 hour

The rates include a sensual erotic full body to body nude massage, body slides and hand relief with one of the girls.

Extras are available, please visit the website below or TEXT the receptionist for more information.

numassages.com.au/services

HOW TO BOOK

Our booking process is simple and no deposits are required. Payment is made in person directly to the girls on arrival (accepted methods - cash, PayID or Beem transfers). Book now on our website:

numassages.com.au 

OR please TEXT Jessie / reception the following details and they will respond ASAP x

TEXT ONLY: 0425422250

1: Your name

2: The name of the girl you wish to see

3: Location

4: Booking details

Example:Hi Jessie, my name is Jason. I’d like to book with *preferred girl name* in *location* today at 4pm for 45 minutes. 

Have any questions? Chat to reception via LiveChat: https://direct.lc.chat/19164541/

Thank you and we can't wait to see you!

Love, Nu Massages xo

Check out our online platforms:

Bluesky

@numassages.bsky.social

Telegram Group (where we post updates on our availabilities)

https://t.me/+jz0wORb12Hg1NDk1

I’m Winter a busty, blonde babe only in Melbourne for a couple days.

I have a Phat ass, thick body with brown smooth skin and D cup breasts. Also a sassy personality with a very high sex drive that will leave you wanting more.

PHOTOS & ACCOUNT VERIFIED BY ESCORTS & BABES

Send a text message to 0422698993 with the following information for booking:

* Age/Nationality 

* Date/time

WILL NOT ANSWER NO CALLER IDS

If you’ve texted me previously and you didn’t get a response, try texting again. Chances are I was unavailable so I didn’t reply.

Please visit my dedicated website at www.maddiechan.au

Both incall & outcall are available.

Deposit is required for all incall meetings. 

Travel cost is additional to all outcall meetings.

Good morning, Good afternoon and Good evening. Nice to meeting you, I am glad that you have found me. This is Maddie, I'm in my happy 30s and genuinely enjoy meeting people and appreciate people's company and connection. 

I'm highly educated and have spent more than half of my life away from my home country. I consider English is my first language and I call Melbourne home now.

I value non judgemental conversation as much as you do. I prefer a non rushed intimate encounter and memorable girlfriend experience. 

I take proud of my physique and enjoy active lifestyle. I believe in working hard and smart and being real and natural. 

All my photos online are untouched, they represent me and only me. I completely against photoshop and believe in natural inner beauty. They are the only photos available for viewing and I don't show my face due to privacy reasons.

I do have reasonably flexible availability for an encounter and am happy to work around with your schedule. I can also be available in short notice from time to time for some lucky gents however advance notice is preferred.

I strictly provide protected safe services for both yours and my own health. 

Deposit is required for all incall meetings and location is in an inner north/west suburb (5km from the CBD). I can also arrange a location near you with an extra charge. 

I can visit your comfort home or hotel. Travel cost applies depending on your location. 

Please only contact me by text message or email, strictly no phone call will be answered. 

I am very much looking forward to meeting you. 

MC

WhatsApp for fastest response — Carmen xxx

📞 0410994402

I’m Carmen. Warm, quick-witted, and genuinely good company. The kind of person you can talk to about anything and feel better for it. Whether you want stimulating conversation, someone to laugh with, or a presence that makes the room feel entirely different — I'm told I have that effect.

My clients don't come back for a transaction. They come back because time with me actually feels good.

PSE includes: Passionate kissing · Natural BJ (selective) · Full body sensual massage · Lingerie · Unrushed and genuine — not a performance

In person (outcall): 1 hour $800· 2 hours $1,500

(incall is available as long as you give me enough time to book a room)

· Overnight from $3000

For those who want the full experience- Dinner, company, and a night that doesn’t feel rushed.

Digital:

Private video calls — 20 min $200 · 1 hour $350

Sext sessions — $120/hr

Premade content packs — DM for menu

Discreet, unhurried, and ready when you are.

WhatsApp for fastest response — Carmen xxx

📞 0410994402

Feminine, affectionate, playful… and very easy to get comfortable with.

I’m a fit, blue-eyed blonde MILF, with curves in all the right places. I have a soft feminine nature and just enough of a cheeky side to keep things interesting.

I love to laugh, flirt and will make you feel completely at ease. I love kissing, and I love to watch as I pleasure you, and I loved to be pleasured in return.

A steamy hour, an extended dinner, an overnight stay or a lazy weekend away… I’m affectionate, attentive and happiest when we both relax, switch off and simply enjoy being together.

Melbourne based, but I do love a little adventure.

I regularly travel throughout country Victoria and interstate, so tempting me to come your way may be easier than you think.

Curious? Don’t just keep looking at my photos.

Come and discover the woman behind them.

📱 Text me on 0426 411 355 and to meet me soon.

Lauren xx

 💋 I travel as a sales rep between Vic, SA & TAS. Please be specific with your location when inquiring.

💋 Please respect I am busy, therefore I can't always answer calls but can reply to your text. Happy to arrange a time to call you back so you can speak to me.

💋 Please don't ask for more photos. I'm running a risk with the ones I have here as it is.

💋 All bookings require a bank deposit, or PayID, so if you're not prepared to do that, let's not waste each other's time. This is not negotiable and the only way I feel safe enough to share my location.

Thanks for understanding.

📸 100% Verified & All-Natural Photos

⏳ Age: 30's | Height: 164cm / 5'4"

👗 Dress Size: Voluptuous, AU14

🍒 Bra Size: Natural G Cups (14G)

👩🏻 Hair: Long Brunette

Hi, I’m Katie,

With over 15 years of industry experience, I have explored every facet of connection. Through all my evolution, I have found what I do best—and what you enjoy most. I’ve learned one undeniable truth: nothing compares to a genuine, immersive experience.

While I love connecting with my global audience through my Virtual Sessions and exclusive Digital Content Channel, my true passion lies in creating a safe, unhurried, real-life sanctuary.

Whether we are exploring deep fantasies or I am putting a nervous first-timer completely at ease, my ultimate focus is on real touch, warmth, and unmistakable chemistry.

Let’s craft an unforgettable experience together—whether on screen from afar, or intimately in real life.

Warmest, Katie x

My Services: In-Person Sessions:

Tailored passionate GFE experiences, with naughty and sensual upgrade options.

👑 Virtual Sessions (video calls, voice calls & texting)

👑 Explicit Content (subscription, pre-made & customs)

High-energy live video/voice calls, immersive real-time texting packages, and private content access.

UPCOMING ITINERARY 

📍 Melbourne CBD: Incalls Active Now!

✈️ Geelong, Parramatta, Brisbane & Perth (Booking Calendar Open).

Don't see your city?

Visit my website below to request my next interstate tour destination!

🗓️ VIEW AVAILABILITY & BOOK INSTANTLY:

Via my website: katiehomemade.com

📲 Telegram Direct (Last-Minute Inquiry Only):

@katiehomemade

Note: Priority processing is reserved strictly for complete inquiries. Incomplete messages will not receive a response. I look forward to welcoming you soon. X

👑 PREMIUM IN-PERSON SESSIONS (Melbourne CBD Incalls & Tour Locations).

Experience an exclusive, undivided connection in a completely private environment. All bookings require strict upfront screening and a deposit to lock in my time.

⏳ IN-PERSON TIME TIERS (Base Rates)

Choose your preferred duration. Longer sessions are priced to encourage an immersive, unhurried booking experience. Passionate GFE Style; including deep french kissing, mutual foreplay, mutual oral, spanish, and multiple full service positions (choose from 30 minute, 60 minute or 2 hour duration options).

👑 THE ELITE VIP EXPERIENCE (All-Inclusive) 1500

The ultimate, completely unrestricted package designed for those who want the absolute best. Includes a 2-Hour In-Person Session, with your choice of 1 General Add-On, PLUS your choice of 1 Naughty Extra (2.5 hour booking duration).

2-Hour Ultimate Session: 1200

The absolute premium tier for total customisation and zero rush.

60-Minute Signature Session: 700

The recommended baseline for an unhurried, complete connection.

30-Minute Intro Session: 400

Perfect for a brief, high-energy, and exciting introduction.

🕯️ GENERAL ADD-ONS (Adds Extra Time)

Slow things down and extend our time together. These time-based customisations can be added directly onto any baseline session.

🥂 The Meet & Greet: 30-Minute Intro & Drink

Add an extra 30 minutes onto the start of our time to relax, chat over a drink, and get to know each other comfortably before the intimacy begins. 💵 +200

💆‍♂️ The Bodywork: 30-Minute Oiled Massage

Full-body oil massage into the middle or end of our session to deeply soothe your muscles & completely relax your mind. 💵 +200

🍽️ The Interlude: 30-Minute Shared Meal

Break up the intensity. Extend our date with a relaxed 30-minute dining break featuring ordered-in food or a treat board specially prepped by me. Available for 2 hour sessions only. 💵 +200

😈 NAUGHTY EXTRAS (No Extra Time)

Add these high-intensity performance customisations directly into your scheduled session runtime.

🌟 Premium Add-on: The Naughty Upgrade Package

Elevate your entire baseline session with this ultra explicit naughty style upgrade, which can include roleplay, tailored dirty talk throughout,

BBBJ/Deep Throat, with CIM/COB. 💵 200

💦 Intensity: Squirt & Toy Show Upgrade

An exclusive, high-intensity upgrade combining live toy play & squirting performance integrated dynamically. 💵 +200

🍑 Performance: Back Door Upgrade

Incorporate a premium, fully explicit anal experience, either anal on me, or on you (anal play or anal s*x on me or anal play or anal s*x on you with strap-on or toys). 💵 +300

🗓️ VIEW AVAILABILITY & BOOK INSTANTLY:

https://katiehomemade.com 

📲 Telegram Direct (Last-Minute Inquiry Only):

@katiehomemade

Note: Priority processing is reserved strictly for complete inquiries. Incomplete messages will not receive a response. I look forward to welcoming you soon. x

Prefer a Digital Connection?

If you are located interstate, interstate travel lines are full, or you simply prefer an online encounter, my complete Virtual Menu—including live immersive video calls, fast-reply real-time texting packages, and instant-download content—is fully active on my site.

Name: Minnee

Age: 22

Cup Size : 36EE

Height: 166cm

Weight: 48kg

Size: 7

Nationality: Cambodia

In My services I provide:

❤~Lip Kissing❤~Love sucking ❤~Juicy and Wet

❤~Love to Cum for you!❤~Shower together❤~Body Slide

❤~COB❤~ Mini skirt, Stocking high heels Uniform

❤~Teasing Foreplay❤~Seducing GFE❤~Extremely Horny❤~Blow Job

My full service rates are

$200 - 30mins

$250 - 45mins

$300 - 60mins

Outcall (Depends on locations)

$450/1 hour + Uber

And i also provide Special Diamond Deluxe Service

💎Diamond Deluxe Service List💎

Sex with different positions

Kissing

Cuddling and Touching/ hugs

Mutual French

Light Bondage

Golden Showers

Striptease

Head & Foot Massage

Shower together

Oral/ blow job

Sexy Lingerie

Rimming

Full Body Massage

Body slide

Mutual Masturbation

Nat ural bj

Popping candy bj

Rimming

Fire and Ice (hot water & ice cube bj)

Gentle Charm

Angel's Kiss

Deep Throat Dragon

Boobs Waves

Around the world (wet your whole body with water in my mouth)

Diamond fascination (licking all over your body)

Legend of The dragons (blowjob using 4 different techniques)

Free Dragon (sex position)

Swing Dragon (sex position)

Rotating Dragon (sex position)

Ride of your life

Royal delights

Fetishes

Foot Fetishes

Party Bookings

INCALL DIAMOND DELUXE SERVICE

$380/1 hours

OUTCALL DELUXE SERVICE (DEPENDS ON LOCATIONS)

$550/1hour + Uber

$1000/2 hours + Uber

Welcom to text me for booking

Meet thee Chanel Monroe ,

My name is Chanel I’m a woman of class, confidence, and sex appeal. An exotic African beauty I boast bronzed silky skin, beautiful blue eyes a curvy and busty physique, and an undeniably striking appearance. With enhanced G-cup breasts, a tiny waist, a peachy curvy ass, and a radiant smile of straight, white teeth, I turn heads wherever I go. My model-like dark features, sultry gaze, and flowing blonde hair complete my unforgettable presence. Always impeccably presented in high-end lingerie or elegant outerwear, I pride myself on flawless hygiene and sophistication.

I adore dinner dates, fine wine, and engaging conversations. I especially enjoy connecting with business-minded gentlemen, hearing about your passions and endeavours. While I love to be playful and naughty, I am also an easygoing and mature companion who will immediately put you at ease.

Whatever your fantasy, I will leave you satisfied yet craving more. If you’re seeking a woman who embraces your wild side without restraint, you’ve found her. I promise to exceed your expectations of true companionship.

An encounter with me is more than a booking it’s an experience that surpasses imagination.

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Experiences

GFE – Girlfriend Experience

A very gentle, affectionate encounter where I become your sweet and playful girlfriend. Expect a shared shower, a relaxing gentle massage, plenty of light kissing, cuddling, oral on me, covered oral on you (natural oral is $100 extra or included in my PSE), sex in a few position,

PSE – Pornstar Experience

My favourite booking. PSE is for gentlemen who enjoy it a little rough. Starting with natural oral (while you pull my hair), this experience includes everything in GFE plus light- medium sex, light spanking, light slapping, light choking, And a few rounds  

PPSE – Premium Pornstar Experience

For those seeking a truly elevated, intense, or BDSM-inspired session. This includes everything in my PSE with added indulgences rough sex anal, facefucking, worship, spitting, choking, edgeplay, restraints, whips, and more. You’ll enjoy protected intimacy in all positions, with optional filming, multiple finishes (CIM, COF, COB, or COT), and the chance to explore your wildest desires.

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Extras

• BBBJ — $250 (included in PSE)

• CIM — $250

• CIMWS — $300

 • Filming — $400

 • Anal play — $200

    •    pegging — $600

    •    GS on you $100

    .    DFK $150

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How to Book

Please include:

• Name, Age, Nationality

• Incall or Outcall (hotel name if outcall)

• Day & Time

• Duration & Service Type

• Special Requests

📱 AUS: SMS only

🌍 International: WhatsApp only

❌ No calls

Terms and conditions ❤️

• I only offer full service. I do not provide quick visits, “blow and go’s, car service, or sexual service’s in public places Please respect that the services I offer are listed clearly.

• Cash is preferred for first meetings. Bank transfer or online payments may be arranged with a 10% GST surcharge.

• Outcalls may require a deposit if we haven’t met before, or if travel is significant.

• Rude, disrespectful, or disorderly behaviour will not be tolerated. Whilst texting or during booking 

• I do not offer natural service so please don’t ask or you will be blocked and blacklisted. All services are protected except BBBJ

• You are paying for my time and service, not ownership — please respect that boundary.

• Privacy and discretion are guaranteed at all times.

Thank you for reading and understanding. I look forward to meeting you soon.

Hi Guy's Call me Nadia or NN (Naughty Nadia)

I have big beautiful DD breasts with big nipples that love to be sucked. My BJ will blow your mind.mind and I can be very naughty if you want me to be.

Come and see me as I get so horny .. come and worship my honey coloured body, huge tits and smooth curves. Love to see any naughty boys also....

Treat yourself at work.. come and see me! Or unwind whether it’s a break from work or any times, I’m ready to treat you like a king. or book me for a wild overnight ..a true luxury and classy provider, and sexy AF, Come and live out the fantasy of a sexy MIlLF experience..respectful gents only please

My rates are reflective of high quality yet I’m more affordable that most. You will enjoy an intimate experience that will stay in your mind forever. Indulge yourself in a truly passionate and beautiful companion because you're worth it!

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Located at CBD in-call for an amazing time..Relax and let me spoil you with am authentic experience, massage, more and more...

kink and fantasy friendly ..If you don't try, you will never know that heaven exists!!

Call or text ☎️ 0450219749

I DON’T ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBERS

Menu for fantastic time

30 mins $100 Massage and Hand relief (NOT UNDRESSING)

$150 including naked body slide

 For In call

Full services

15 mins $150 (Excluding Anal)

30 mins $ 200 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)

45 mins $ 250 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)

1 hour $300 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)

(Protected sex only)

For Outcall

1 hour $400 + Uber (Including kiss, 69, Anal)

Hey handsome... looking for your new favourite girl? 💋

I'm emily —your cute, cheeky Asian beauty with a petite size 7 figure, gorgeous dark hair, soft curves, and a smile that's impossible to resist. At body zise 7,C CUP ,46KG Slim body , I may be little, but I have a big personality and love making every moment fun, exciting, and unforgettable.

Sweet, playful, and just the right amount of mischievous, I love making you laugh, helping you unwind, and leaving you with a smile you'll be thinking about long after we say goodbye.

So... what are you waiting for? Come say hello, steal a few smiles, and let me brighten your day. I promise you'll be glad you did. 😉💕

Standard service $250/30 , $300/45 , $350/60  Touching ,sexy lingerie , passionate intimate pleasure , massage , variety of position , breast slides, breast sucking , sex with condom, blow job with condom            

Standard service $200/30 , $250/45 , $300/60  Touching ,sexy lingerie , passionate intimate pleasure , massage , variety of position , breast slides, breast sucking , sex with condom, blow job with condom            

Looking for something Fast and Sexy, I can meet you on a Video call for a Quickie, A Hot Masturbation show with Naughty fingers, Pussy/Tits Oil Play. Add a Dildo to the mix and that's a Hot Dildo Show with plenty of Action.

Maybe Sexting is more your thing, its discrete, silent and super Hot.

I have a Background in the Seduction industry, having been a striptease artist for many years. I love to show off.

SHORT NOTICE AVAILABLE 

The QUICKIE online

I'll play with mine and you'll play with yours.

Masturbation show.Naughty fingers, Pussy/Tits Oil Play. 

10min 100

15min 150

HOT Dildo Show

Watch me use my Dildo to pleasure myself.

Masturbation, Naughty fingers, Dildo, Pussy/Tits Oil Play, Dirty Talk!

10min 150

15min 200

SEXTING. You will have my undivided attention throughout the entire time.

includes videos and pictures. its Hot, Discrete and silent.

20min 200

30min 300

I know reaching out can feel daunting, but I’ll make it easy & exciting. 

Don’t hesitate… text me today so you don’t miss out. I can’t wait to meet you Online!

 Love Rosie Text me on 0457 458 811

Pssst,Hey... Did u know that i could meet you Face to Face.

Get to know me online, meet me in person, i might be touring your home city soon. Alternatively you may consider my Fly me to you service. Search this site under the name ROSIE STARR  and Rosie Rub.

Hello Gentlemen 👦🏻

I’m Marina so sexy funny amazing service unforgettable Independent , I’m your nice dream!

I like educated and serious gentlemen who know to respect a lady!

The photos are 100 % real and a true representation of my appearance and I have a good sense of humour!

Immaculately groomed at all times , I have an aura of effortless class about myself.

One minute I look like a sweet young lady and then, I flash my wicked grin and become the woman straight out of your fantasies.

If you have anything in your mind don't be shy to ask!!I am open to anything.

Please give me a call 

on. 0431194269, I m looking forward to see you and have a wonderful time with you.My prices  i15 minutes $100 , 1/2 hour $150, 45 minutes $200, 1 hour $250.

natural oral and cim extra $50

everything including Girlfriend experience oil massage touching kissing Cuddles stockings high heels and sixty nine Natural pay

PS. I Dont Do ANAL Please don’t asked 🙏

outcall $350 + taxi 

Massage rate

1/2 hour = $100

  1 hour =$200

Nude Massage

Nuru Massage as well

 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Don’t let my calm disposition deceive you. Beneath the innocent smile lies an innate passion and a deep appetite for connection. I embrace my body and my sexuality, finding beauty in the moments where we get lost in ecstasy. Let me take you on a sensuous journey where your deepest desires are not just met, but understood. 💋 

BOOKINGS -  

if Messages such as

"Hi" and “hey “ & ” ? ” will be IGNORED.

 Location: Melbourne CBD

***To make a booking, please send the following:

-Name / Age / Background

-as PREFERRED DATE & TIME WITHIN MY AVAILABILITY

-LENGTH OF BOOKING

-$ 50 deposit required to secure a booking

Beem @ Rugbymermaid or 

provide my Bank BSB Acc ,Thank you

*** it is best to book early, tell me at least 6 -12 - 24 - 48 hors before

then I can prepare. 

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Instagram: https://instagram.com/Rugbymermaid

Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rugbymermaid

X : https://x.com/Rugby_mermaid

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 Standard - FULL SERVICE

-$250 for Half hour

-$450 for Hour 

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Massage NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief* 

( including face sitting & DATY)

$ 150 for 30 minutes

$ 200 for 60 minutes 

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⚠️Text only　👇Please note  

If you don't. your reply may be delayed or ignored.🫡 ☺️ 

1. Age

2.Ehnic background (please specify)

3. The approximate time you’d like to book 

✖️No discount

✖️No face photo

✖️No extra photo

⚠️No-shows, address collectors, and time wasters are immediately blacklisted.

💜 Rate

15min for＄200

20 min for $250

30 min for $300

45min for＄400

※ included

Kissing, BBBJ, Mutiple shot, Mutiple position

※ Extra

Daty, 69, Cim, Cof, Filming

💜 About Me

⚠️I’ve been asked countless times whether my profile is real or not so please don’t message me if you’re going to ask or even bring it up. regardless of what you say.therwise, your number will be on black list

Hello fellow pleasure-seeker, you’ve come to the right place.

My friends call me Nella, but if you want to be formal, we can go with Mrs Kitson.

As a tall, blue-eyed blonde, with killer cheekbones, luscious full lips and curves in all the right places; I instantly attract attention in any room I walk into. You will have to get used to the double takes when you have me on your arm. Obscenely extroverted, I love to entertain. Making people laugh is my second favourite thing to do.

Now that I have entered my thirties, I feel much more confident in being a woman who knows exactly what she wants - and how to get it. I firmly believe we all only have one life, and we must live it to the full. Deliciously, decadently, perhaps deviantly.

I have never been one for surface-level small talk, I have always wanted to delve straight into the deep-end. I love to find out what makes someone tick, what their deepest desires are, what naughty little thoughts they have when they are alone. Making unforgettable, lasting connections is what I adore about this world.

A naturally curious creature, I love nothing more than getting to know you over lunch or dinner (or even breakfast, I am an insufferable morning person) before really getting to know you.

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Availability

Monday - Friday 10am - 10pm (can be arranged outside these hours with enough notice). I am a morning person not a night owl, and will always be in the gym first thing.

Please book as far advance as possible. 24hr Notice is preferred, same-day bookings are extremely unlikely but you're always welcome to try.

You’re vegan AND sober?

I retired from partying in January 2022 after over a decade of having a bloody good time. Alas, she is in her healthy girl era now. But I didn’t retire from being fun! I have no issue with you enjoying non-vegan food or alcohol on our dates, but no harder substances, please. I thoroughly enjoy any of the wide range of 0% beverages available on the market, and I really love any vegan chocolate. Hint.