Derrimut Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

🦄My name is Amy, I am new , has a slender yet toned figure, with graceful curves that accentuate femininity. posture exudes confidence, standing tall and poised

🦄 I am one of the wildest girls you can meet, I am very horny and raunchy and love all the services needs multiple thick loads of cum to moisten my pussy. and also keen to complete services,You'll get as much pleasure, imagine hungry pussies fighting for your cock to empty you of your juices, sexy women wrapped around you, caressing you body to body, leaving you lost In sexual desire.

🦄 I am super cheeky, bubbly & classy and offer an high class elite experience. Also I have highly sex skill like Pearly Gates, The Socket, Waterfall, The Flatiron and my favo The Ballet Dancer :))

🦄 Making your balls empty and make you have comfortable times is my first priority. I have a cute look paired with a flaming hot little body and Enlarged but natural DD Cups paired with a petite body which will allow you to blow very quickly :))

Private place at 14 Lang road Mt Waverley- (you walking in and you can see unit number 2 left hand side-second one from main entrance, you pass the first one and you can see unit 2 next to the bridge).Discreet place.

Parking and shower available 

Working time 8am till 11:30pm

Vivi slim fit body petite size XS Vietnamese girl tall 155cm 40kgs

And

Maya young busty pretty sexy and attractive Vietnamese 30 yrs old. PICS are real, so pls don't ask real or fake.

Price:

Quick sex or quick bj $120 

Basic services package (cums once)

160/30 mins erotic massage and sex and bj with condom, prostate massage.

220/45 mins

250/hr

Gold service packages (cums once)

200/30 mins full service 

( bj, sex with condom, rimming on her, licking pussy, sucking boobs, lips kissing not tounge, deep throat)

250/45 mins

300/hour

Any thing else you need, pls walking in to discuss to them. They can speak English well.

Serious clients only.

Time wasters, photo collectors, aggressive bargainers, rude or abusive people will be blocked immediately.

Respect goes both ways.

MELBOURNE TOUR • 14–22 NOVEMBER • OUTCALLS ONLY

I’ll be in Melbourne only from 14 to 22 November, offering outcalls only by prior appointment. Morning and daytime bookings are preferred, with limited evening availability

I’m Valeria Márquez. Think soft energy, easy conversation and a playful spark. I offer elegant, relaxed company for gentlemen who appreciate genuine connection and a little chemistry. I enjoy a gentle, affectionate approach and expect my boundaries to be respected throughout.

NO PRIVATE NUMBERS

NO CALLS

BOOKINGS VIA TEXT MESSAGE WITH NAME, PIC, LOCATION AND BOOKING DURATION. UBER IS ORGANIZED BY YOU.

Hey. Yeah, you.

I’m Enya 😈 27. Malaysian. Live in Melbourne.

Don’t give a rat’s arse if you show up or not – but if you don’t, you’re missin’ the nastiest good time of your sad little week.

👇 Lemme tell you what happened last fuckin’ Tuesday 👇

Amazon delivery cunt rings my bell. Big dude, sweatpants, that blue vest.

I open the door in nothin’ but an old shirt – no undies, ‘cause who gives a shit?

He hands me the parcel, I “drop” my keys right there. Bend way the fuck over. My pussy’s basically wavin’ hello.

He swallows hard.

I ask him to bring the box inside to my kitchen. He does. I lean into the fridge, ass out, pretendin’ to look for nothin’. Next second? His hands grab my hips. Hot breath on my neck. “You doin’ this on purpose?” – voice all wrecked.

I just pull my shirt over my head.

He flips me onto the kitchen floor. Shoves my legs apart. Buries his face in my cunt like he’s starvin’ – licks my clit so fuckin’ raw I see clouds. Then he flips me belly-down, grabs my hips, and drills me so hard I leave scratch marks on the cupboards.

His boss calls.

He answers, “Yeah… gonna be a while” – all while still pumpin’ me deep. No rubber. No fuckin’ mercy.

I came three times. He finally pulls out and creampiie all over my lower back. Hot. Messy. Real.

The parcel stayed on the counter for two days.

That’s the kinda nasty I bring. Every time.

Cond0m or no C0ndom? I’ll leave the rest to your filthy imagination 😉

I do natural raw – creampiie, bucakkke (spell it wrong, I don’t care), sweat, spit, whatever. Just no anal. My ass is a one-way street, buddy.

You wanna play? Cool. You don’t? Then don’t. I ain’t beggin’.

💸 Cash or PayID only – and I mean instant or fuck off. Delayed or pending transfers? Nah. Won’t accept ‘em. Leave the cash on the table like a good boy.

📱 Text me. Don’t fuckin’ call.

If I’m busy ridin’ some other dude, I’ll text you back when I’m done. Can’t wait? Tough titties.

I’m Enya. 27. Dirty. Real.

Come get it – or don’t. Your loss. 😘

Hey guys

0433 028 734

My name is Cynthia , I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.

I have very big large boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.

Here is my service list in full services session:

~ Shower together

~ Cuddling

~ good body rub

~ body to body sliding

~ SEX with different positions

List of EXTRAS

Back door Sex

Full service

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Out-call from $400 60mins

text me now 0433 028 734

can't wait to see you

Hi Guys，

a little about me.. I have a tanned toned body with curves in all the right places 💦 E bust and a booty to die for..I am Alice,

I’m not only confident & sexy but more importantly I’m funny and I can hold a engaging conversation..

I offer a passionate GFE and I believe I have an unspoken talent for making my date feel comfortable and relaxed..

I am here to satisfy your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.

Party bookings are welcome 💕

You can reach me on my number below and I’ll get back to you if I have availability..

0481 872 965

Rates; visit me

•GFE

$150-30Mins

$200-45Mins

$250-60Mins

•PSE Extra cost

Bbbj cim cof

Golden shower

Natural Sex

Anal Sex

Rough play

Spanking

Chocking

Deepthroat

Dirty Talk

0481 872 965

can’t wait to meet you.. Xx 💋

💕💕💕💕

Hi! I am Stella, with expressive smile, mouth watery body, and very smooth skin. 

I am a bit shy but I can guarantee you a great service like a PRO.

My body your dying for so long .. 

Very attractive outlook , 162cm , and D cup . Smoky HOT body shape !! 

I am doing Full service massage ~ and some EXTRA SERVICE ~ 

Do you have any special request ? You can let me know ..

I am happy to be your good listener and companion~ 

I'm eager to please you and I'll make sure you'll have a great time and cum back for more xxx.

ABSOTUTELY INDEPENDENT girl. 

What you see is what you get. I am 100% SAFE, I visit my Gyne regularly for check up..book me now, hurry up for I wont be here for long..

Call or Text me

0451 316 455

Stella

Hey Gentleman.

I have Beautiful eyes. Sweet lips and a real soft bust. really!

My name is Teresa , your personal luxury independent escort. I am so happy that you have found your way here.

When I make you explode, explode on my huge tits, down my throat or my pretty face. All I ask is make sure it’s a big load before you book me! Yum!

I like it sweet, and I also like it kinky too. Exploring a man's sexual fantasy also excites me and want to discover this with you, every dirty sexy secret desire. I’ll let you know how to eat pussy while I suck your hard cock.

Come and devour me! I am available most days from MIDDAY to NIGHT so let’s play.

In/out call, long time service overnight available

Other extra ? Text me to ask ! extra cost charges !!

Text me ur name and time please 

Teresa

0450 639 800

Hello, Gentlemen,

My name is Hayley. I offer an amazing passionate GFE experience. I love kissing, touch and teasing foreplay and mutual play.

When we meet for the first time it will feel like a reunion, natural and easy, as if we already know each other. I will greet you with a friendly smile and a hug. We can relax together free from any judgment and as the mood changes we can enjoy more intimate pleasures.

From the moment you see me i will make you feel totally relaxed, i am totally private so i'm able to pass on great saving to you. Great GFE full service.

Providing full GFE service & erotic body rub. I’m very open and like to provide my services based on your desires 💡

Don’t miss out on the opportunity of experiencing something special with me. You won’t regret it. In fact you’ll be cumming back for more!!!

✨I have excellent body rub techniques to fully relax your body and mind✨

💝My body rub will reduce your tension and give you a sensual relax💝

Satisfaction and Enjoyment Awaits you........

Prefer advanced bookings but sometimes can be available on short notice.

**I DONT ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBERS**

Let me know the length of booking you would love to have with me! Looking forward to having lots of fun with you! ❤️

Catch up soon, Hayley

0410 514 542

Hello, guys! I am Celine 23

Booking number 0430 393 877

Sz6, Slim body,162cm,

Fully shaven love 69 extra smooth and watering, pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

I'm new in town, only for 2weeks

Easy parking, discreet,

luxury, very conformable place.

My Service available

Affectionate Lip Kissing

Mutual Play/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Eroctic Body Rub

Variety of Positions

GFE-girl friend experience

xxx 0430 393 877

Celine

I only offer the best!

I'm AnAn, a beauty you can't miss. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm new here and happy to help. Thanks for browsing my profile. If you're looking for a youthful, energetic girl who enjoys sex as much as you do, and want to experience it to the fullest, you've found your perfect match!

So, let me tell you a little about me! I'm confident and charming, with a sensual gaze and a dazzling smile. I have a perfectly toned body, with naturally full DD breasts, a firm waist, and a round, rounded bottom. My image is impeccable, and I always wear high heels to turn heads! No matter the occasion, you'll be the center of attention with me. I have a warm and inviting smile, naturally plump lips that seem born to be kissable, and a playful glint in my eyes... I have a cute little button nose and beautiful facial features.

I appear sweet and innocent, but I can also be surprisingly playful. The perfect combination of sweetness and mischief!

 During our fun time together, expect to be spoiled by my sexy hands, lots of touching, kissing, wonderful oral sex, and sex in all positions.

FULL SERVICE/GFE:

GFE)~For me this means lots of kissing and touching, you can touch me Everywhere and tease my pussy.

I'll give you a sloppy blowjob and of course we can have sex in all you Favorite Positions. I enjoy foreplay love Deep French Kissing and I also enjoy giving a Mutual Sensual Naked Massage To start my Full service, you can be open and tell me how you would like we can go with the flow.

GFE/Full-Service Price List:

30 minutes - $200

60 minutes- $300

KGirlfriend Experience (GFE)

A Passionate & Playful Experience...

Kissing

◆ Mutual Masturbation

◇Sexy Lingerie & Heels

◆ Playful Touching & Cuddling DFK

◇ Sensual Massage

◆ Nude Body Slide

◇Mind blowing Oral (covered)

◆ Erotic Relaxation

◇ Multiple Positions

◆ Role play

◇ Deep BJ(covered) balls stimulation with good torigue skills

◇ Intense Foreplay !!

◆ Full Body Climax. (for me and You !!!!)

Porn star Experience (PSE)

A Purely Sexual Experience...

◆ DFK

◇BBBJ (Bareback Blowjob)

◆COB!! (Cum on my Body)

CIM!! (Cum I)n mouth

◇ MULTIPLE SHOTS!! 45 Misn

◆ All GFE services inc. of course

◇ Striptease & Cock teasing (edging)

◇ Sloppy Deep Throat with Gagging & Spitting

◆69 & Rimming

◇ Toys

◆ Light Spanking & Choking

◆ Face Fucking & Vibrating Toy Show

◆ Role Play

More service cim cum......

Text me please

Freaky. Real. Unforgettable.

I'm the freaky gir you've been craving the one with a fat, juicy ass that belongs in your face and curves you'll never forget. Every inch of me is natural: soft skin, real boobs, real ass. No filters, no surgery just raw authenticity that feels as good as it looks.

My blowjob? Legendary. 

You're stepping into luxury erotic bliss a mix of elegance, filth, and pure heat. From my intoxicating scent to the way my lips worship your body, I tailor every moment to your deepest desires.

The Exotic Pornstar Girlfriend Experience

Indulgence includes:

Toys

COB

Cim Cum

Deep throat & 69

Multiple positions & finishes

Spanking & body slide

Prostate massage & ball play

Hard, passionate sex

Sensual, oil-drenched massage

Lingerie & seduction

Oral on you & me

Mutual masturbation

Body kisses, cuddles & affection

Intimate conversation & laughter

Luxury private setting

Classy. Nasty. Unforgettable.

Let's blur the line between fantasy and reality-your wildest dreams start here.

are you ready?

Travelling and fucking..fucking and travelling..always recording.

Hot young aussie couple travelling around the countryside.

We are very low volume and occasionally offer services along the way.

Her - Short hot blonde beach bum, big beautiful titts, nice tight ass, nice body and clean and tight smooth pussy. (Bi)

Him - Just your average aussie guy, Average package (always rock hard), tatts, average body, strong tongue :P (Straight)

We are primarily couple for couple escorts, but we occasionally see single non pushy guys/girls.

We will update touring locations as we go, so if you see us heading your way give us message.

We are clean and DDF (expect the same), we are open minded and fun loving.

Until then, you can get a sneak peak on our onlyfans page for loads of hot daily content;

https://onlyfans.com/sexedupcouple069/c4

Or find us on twitter;

https://twitter.com/SexedUpCouple69?t=CLflKAnQ6E4fRTMhaoO0VA&s=09

See you around ;)