Edithvale Escorts & Adult Services

Hey! I’m Honey Jade- your girl next door that’s incredibly down to earth, a little crazy and always up for a great time.

What I enjoy most are the simple things — good company, honest connection, banter and adventure. I stay humble and put real heart into why I do this 

I’m open-minded, easy to be around, respectful and completely discreet. 

A night owl through and through, independent, and the person texting you is always 100% me. You’ll get prompt replies when I’m available. Basic respect goes a long way 

Curves in all the right places, natural DD, and a growing canvas of tattoos (with more planned). Anything leopard print tends to bring out my wild side… 

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

I’m not interested in agency work, meeting people who know me personally, negotiating my rates, car meets, seeing couples, offering advanced BDSM services that require a skilled professional, general chitchat or friends with benefits arrangements.

Looking forward to hearing from you 

Follow me on instagram for more photos and updates

@bananasandhoneyx

I prefer booking inquiries come through as messages as those are prioritised but my number is also connected to telegram, WhatsApp and signal if you prefer

Booking requirements 

Name- 

Age- 

Preferred service- incall or outcall?      

                 - Outcall Location? 

                 - GFE or cheeky GF?

                 - duration? 

Any Extras-

Booking date/ time-

Your payment method- cash, beem it (@bananasandhoney) or bank transfer 

(Funds must clear my account prior to starting any service) 

Any questions, comments, concerns? 

Example

‘Hi Honey, Alex 35 here- I’m just wondering if your available for a 45 min cheeky GF INCALL today around 7.30-8pm 

If possible can we include some toys? What toys do you have? 

Ive got cash 

Is there parking at yours?

Thanks’

‼️I wont answer to messages just saying hey or wyd?

‼️Please don’t call out of the blue- I won’t answer. Introduce yourself over text first 

‼️ Do not spam message me in a short amount of time. If I haven’t replied yet, please have some patience and respect 

‼️ Straightforward communication and respecting my safety protocols 

= a stress-free booking

‼️My availability will always be updated on my ads at the start of the week

‼️ OUTCALLS: Im aware of the deposit scammers among this industry. I just ask for basic reassurance that you are genuinely who you say you are and have good intentions. 

So instead of the usual deposit via Bank transfer I just ask you cover my travel expenses via booking Uber/DiDi/ Taxi to you and back. 

If you don’t have a rideshare app I request a photo of your ID next to the physical cash (if cash is preferred payment)

You may cover your license number

Incalls don’t require a deposit but if you ‘no show’ you will be black listed for wasting my time 

A simple text to keep me informed your no longer interested means your a decent human who respects others times 

Thank you 

Casual Student 22 Yrs old student 

Dragon Services Girls 22 yrs Nemo 35DD 

Name: Nemo

Breast Size: 35DD 

Age: 22

SIZE:6

Height: 158cm

Weight: 48 Kg

My rate: 

Full service:

$300/30mins

$450/60mins

HI GUYS

your girl next door.

I love meeting new people and listen to their stories.

I have been told I am immaculately presentable and more importantly i am friendly and always love to have a chat.expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!

I am Charming and sweet but smoking hot

My services list:

Passionate tongue kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Tie & Tease ($30 extra)

Fire & Ice blowjob

Snowballing

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Deep throat

Cock spitting

Gagging

Tea bagging

Face fucking*

Cock massage

Double handed hand-job

Cum in my mouth ($50 extra)

Cum appreciation and swallow ($50 extra)

Cum on my body

Cum on my face* ($30 extra)

Cum on my ass

Cum on my tits

Prostate play

Squirting*

Fingering

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Mutual deep rimming

Spanking

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

Cum as many times as you can, I’ll savor it all

Golden shower giving only ($30 extra)

***All extras: $100 package rate on top.***

Outcall 1 hour GFE starts from $500

Until we meet…xxx

Travelling and fucking..fucking and travelling..always recording.

Hot young aussie couple travelling around the countryside.

We are very low volume and occasionally offer services along the way.

Her - Short hot blonde beach bum, big beautiful titts, nice tight ass, nice body and clean and tight smooth pussy. (Bi)

Him - Just your average aussie guy, Average package (always rock hard), tatts, average body, strong tongue :P (Straight)

We are primarily couple for couple escorts, but we occasionally see single non pushy guys/girls.

We will update touring locations as we go, so if you see us heading your way give us message.

We are clean and DDF (expect the same), we are open minded and fun loving.

Until then, you can get a sneak peak on our onlyfans page for loads of hot daily content;

https://onlyfans.com/sexedupcouple069/c4

Or find us on twitter;

https://twitter.com/SexedUpCouple69?t=CLflKAnQ6E4fRTMhaoO0VA&s=09

See you around ;)

HELLO WELCOME GENTLEMEN.

No need to look any further I am a Elite Private Independant Escort Offering In-Calls or Out-Calls your perfect companion, offering a mind-blowing True GFE with experience. My skin is white and silky smooth, and I take care of my body to stay fit to meet your fantasies and desires, embracing a real, heartfelt, intimate experience you have never had before. I take pride in my body and appearance. 

💞💞I am in my late 30s! 168 cm tall, Ocean blue eyes, brunette with golden highlights mid-length wavy hair, fair white complexion, with perfect firm breasts, Cup Size C and a nice round bottom that will drive you insane and my smile will light up your day. Your perfect companion to enjoy and have unforgettable moments together with me.💞💞

I take my time, un-rushed; my goal is to please, offering my personal Real GFE or PSE EXPERIENCE before you call me. Please take your time to read my profile properly; no time wasters, please! I respectfully appreciate it! I am a genuine, kind, caring, and affectionate companion. I always give a warm, friendly smile at the door. My personality is warm and inviting, with a touch of sex appeal and class - one of a kind. I can read body language very well in the bedroom, which comes with patience and experience over time. Let me fulfil your every need and desire: love, lust, and more.

💞💞Let me be your lover; get naughty with me and tell me your desires.

My personality is kind and sensitive to meet your every needs. Call me regarding my services and a desired time during the daytime hours; Not Available After Dark, no text appointments, please, and no hidden numbers - I don’t answer them.  ❤️‍🩹

Please note, I do not accept or endorse individuals who are under the influence of any form of drugs.

Sincerely yours, 

❤️ Pretty Paris My contact number 0424 352 002 xxxx

 I have beautiful reviews from my clients 💞💞

Wow. Paris, a goddess - the only way to describe her. She took my breath away. Her touch, the intimacy, so real. I felt truly wanted, and loved. xxxx. David.

Paris has a very caring nature. The time we spent together was so beautiful; I have never experienced anything like it with any other lady before. I felt very comfortable and relaxed. xoxo Eric.

Paris is amazing. She made me feel special and provided a truly authentic girlfriend experience. I can't wait to come back for more. Luv John.

The first moment I met Paris, it felt right. Her personality is warm and welcoming. She gave me her heart, and I had a soul connection with Paris that money can't buy. See you next time, Paris. Paul xo

Paris is truly a lovely lady and genuine. She knew how to please me; her service is outstanding—10 out of 10. xxxx Rick.

What can I say about Paris? She gave me her all - such a mind-blowing experience. I highly recommend meeting Paris; you will be amazed. I was on cloud 9,. Michael xxxxx 

She has her own class, the real deal- a very caring lady. Her service was better than I expected. I’m so happy I met Paris. Jake xoxo 

My availability hours are from 9:00m to 6pm sometime finish at 6-30pm depending on my day On Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday xxxx

Hey boys 😘

***now have double D’s***

Sasha Sinn here – your wildest TS fantasy,

I’m that thick blonde bombshell ❤️ 🍆 in my 💋!!! I’m expert & I know exactly how to treat you… or tease you 😏

🔥 5’5 of dangerous curves, juicy lips, and an ass that’ll leave you speechless 💦

🎭 I only offer mouth + ass, baby – and trust me, that’s more than enough.

💎 100% real, discreet, and unforgettable.

I’m flirty, filthy, and fun – but always classy where it counts. Whether you want to be worshipped, used, or just unwind in something soft and warm… I’m that naughty escape you’ve been craving.

📍Private, safe incall – centrally located in Kingsville, Melbourne

💌 Outcalls considered for gents who know how to behave ;)

⏳ Spontaneous sessions or future bookings – get in now before I vanish 💨

Text me directly – if you’re lucky, I might just pick up 🖤

No time-wasters, no creepy energy – respect gets results

11/49 Eramosa Rd w Somerville 

Let me know you saw me on Escorts & Babes to receive a special welcome gift!*

Hey you,

If you’ve landed here, it means you’ve uncovered my delicious little secret…

By day, I’m the picture of well behaved femininity, playing by the rules.

But underneath the skirt and blouse? There’s a side of me that’s craving release.

I’m confident, deeply sensual, and not afraid to take control.

I specialize in turning fantasy into reality, and creating moments that stay burned in your memory…

From soft and nurturing (my “Classic GFE” session),

To something more risqué and daring (my uninhibited “Wild GFE” escape),

Or if you’re wanting to experience total indulgence, then I suggest you try my most popular option (my “VIP GFE”) which includes all my services, such as my premium, sloppy deep throat ;)

Just tell me what’s on your mind, I’d love to indulge in it with you and help pick the best option for you!

"Discreet, intoxicating, magnetic, and wildly free..."

These are just a few of the things my lovers say they adore most about being with me.

Our time won’t feel like anything else you’ve known.

It’ll be raw, real, and completely tailored to what turns you on.

Despite my confident demeanour in the bedroom, I am warm and sweet and so welcome you to contact me so we can talk more and check our chemistry!

I provide incall, and can be available for short notice meets.

Just drop me a text, and I’ll get back to you!

With warmth,

Ms. Sofie Monroe

PS. If it’s your first time joining me, I have something special waiting just for you. Text me to unlock it.

PPS. Yes, I send selfies 💋

Rates: (Incall & Outcall)

Classic GFE:

30min $500

45min $550

1hr $600

1.5hr $850

2hr $1100

2.5hr $1350

3hr $1600

Per additional hour $500

Wild GFE:

30min $650

45min $700

1hr $750

1.5hr $1100

2hr $1250

2.5hr $1600

3hr $1900

Per additional hour $650

VIP GFE:

30min $750

45min $850

1hr $900

1.5hr $1300

2hr $1700

2.5h $2100

3hr $2500

Per additional hour $800

Extended meets (inclusive of Classic, Wild & VIP MILF services):

4hr date (2hr social, 2 hr play) $2750

12hr $5000 

24hr $8000

48hr $10,000

Tours & FMTY

I may not have tours advertised so please contact me to express interest in having me visit your hometown or if you'd like to fly me to you (FMTY)!

Please note a small travel fee applies when I am travelling to your location.

Travel fees start at $50 and are based on distance.

Hi,

When it meets for the first time it will feel like a reunion, natural and easy, as

if we already know each other. I will greet you with a friendly smile and a

hug.

I can relax together free from any judgment and as the mood

changes we can enjoy more intimate pleasures.

From the moment you see me, I will make you feel relaxed, I am private so I'm able to pass on great savings to you. Great GFE full service.

I can assure you that we will have an unforgettable time together, I’m a

lingerie model which makes me a natural seductress.

I know how to read the energy in a room and make you feel comfortable and Give you the feeling of warmth while turning you on all at the same time.

I will make you quiver with my tantalizing touch and raunchy move

it's me, Cara. thirty-fucking-one. not some 25yo baby who still thinks “whisper” is a type of sex move. i been around the block – twice – and i know exactly how to make a man leak in his pants before i even touch him 😂

so lemme be real with you... i'm not that “polite and quiet” type. nah. i'm the girl who'll grab your face, lick your ear, and say “you better fuck me like you forgot to pay rent” – then laugh while you panic-chub 💀

i love sex. like... LOVE it. messy? nah honey, *i* ain't messy – but the bed? the floor? your hair? oh they'll look like a hurricane hit ‘em. you'll be sweating, i'll be dripping... let's just say the laundry machine's gonna be mad at us 💦💦

none of that boring “lights off, missionary, goodnight” crap. hell no. i want you to grab my hips while i ride you like a stolen scooter. pull my hair (not out, just enough to make me gasp). slap my ass till it's pink and then kiss it like you're sorry – but we both know you're not sorry 😇

we can do the thing where you're behind me and i look back with those “ruin me” eyes. i'll moan your name... or maybe a random name just to see you twitch (kidding... unless you're into that kinda nasty 🤪)

i give head that makes grown men speak in tongues. like, knee‑locking, headboard‑gripping, “oh god i saw the light” type head. when it's time for the main event? you wrap that soldier up – no arguments. i'm 31, not stupid. we play safe or we don't play. period.

i'm 31, baby. i know what i want. and i know what YOU want – someone dirty but sweet, naughty but cuddly. after we're done? i'll curl up with you, play with your chest hair, call you a good boy. then i'll steal your pizza slice on the way out 🍕😘

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ok i'm done talking. you know where to find me. don't keep me waiting – i get grumpy when i'm wet and ignored 😈💋

— Cara (31, and still naughtier than your ex) 💋🔥