Elwood Escorts & Adult Services

Trans angel for your heavenly delight.

It's just one Jessica X experience, I don't like to have a big menu. I don't like booking a GFE and thinking constantly about not doing what's in a PSE experience. I just want to be me and focus on you and go with the vibe.

I have natural full lips and love to use them to kiss, and I kiss with my whole body.. I want it to feel like I'm kissing your soul. For me, kissing is about igniting connection. And if we can light the fire 🔥 then my body will open and go wild...

I'm a sacred liminal space between worlds. My eyes love the sight of someone courageous and free. So break the scripts. Confess your desires. Be happy with me 🥰💖💕💕

Natural Curves With a Naughty Twist

Hey babe,

I’m your irresistible 20-year-old Japanese cutie with a tiny waist, big soft curves and a smile that’ll stick in your mind long after you’re gone. I’m bubbly, cheeky and full of that fun, flirty energy you won’t get enough of.

I’m the girl who catches your eye instantly sweet at first, but with a dangerously sexy side. I love teasing, laughing, getting close and making sure you feel completely relaxed and wanted.

Warm, cuddly and full of spark whether we’re chatting, chilling or letting the tension rise, it’s all about good vibes, real chemistry and that addictive mix of sweet and sexy.

Don’t think too hard, babe… just come enjoy the moment with me.

I’ll send you off with a grin you can’t hide. 💋

1) Standard service $200/30 , $250/45 , $300/60 Touching ,sexy lingerie , passionate intimate pleasure , massage , variety of position , breast slides, breast sucking , sex with condom, blow job with condom

2)Deluxe Price 250/30, 380/45, 450/60 including Natural Blowjob, DFK and pussy licking with condom sex

Hi I’m Ash and I love being a naughty little girl hehe. I’m always eager to please and can’t wait to find out exactly what you want to do with me!

About Me

• 28yo | 164cm | 55kg | slim, small tits, smooth & naturally feminine
• Australian | English background 
• porcelain white skin, no tattoos or piercings
• delicious 6 inch uncut girldick (i can get very hard for you, but I’m a bottom only, no top service)
• well-spoken, educated, and very easy to connect with

I genuinely want to make you feel relaxed, desired, and incredibly turned on. I can be your sweet, innocent princess or your filthy, eager little slut — just tell me how you want me.

What’s Included in a Standard Booking:

• Deep, passionate kissing and lots of intimate cuddling
• Wet natural blow jobs and deepthroat (giving and recieving)
• Safe anal fucking with me as your eager bottom in any position you desire
• Rimming (giving and recieving - hygiene required)
• Fingering and toys on me
• CIM, COF, and as many loads as you have
• Plenty of teasing and body worship

Extras (150 per hour)

Kinks, roleplay, BDSM, and more intense fantasies — I’m very submissive and open-minded.

I especially welcome first-timers, straight, curious, and discreet gentlemen. I’ll make sure you feel completely at ease with me. 

Rates

Incall 

• 30 min – $250

• 1 hour – $350

Outcall

• 30 min – $350

• 1 hour – $450

Cash or PayID / Beem accepted

Booking

Text or WhatsApp me: 0401 905 281

Please tell me some details about you ( E.g. age, nationality, body, time, and session length)

I tend to work casually, so same-day bookings work best. No negotiating or discount requests please — I will block instantly.

Socials:

Check my onlyfans & socials for more → linktr.ee/ashgracesissy

Can’t wait to hear from you,

Ash xoxox

I'm a very seductive tight little tease, I have legs you dream of working your way up.

I am glamorous, classy, and an educated lady with an adventurous spirit.

I really enjoy the company of sophisticated and kind gentlemen.

With long, glossy hair and a flawless olive complexion, I am truly a delicate, delicious and adorable young lady. I have the most fabulous figure which is toned and round to absolute perfection and silky soft long legs which have a gleam all of their own.

At a dress size 8, blessed in the looks department in every sense and boasts an enviable D cup bust. I am the lady who can make your fantasies a reality as she is picture perfect in every way. A date with me a - sensual and seductive young woman will be one to be savoured forever so do not delay in making a booking.

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services. 100% NEW and 100% YOUNG and I have the BEST body ever Passionate Full service .

My services list:

Passionate kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Tie & Tease

Fire & Ice blowjob

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Deep throat

Cock spitting

Face fucking

Cock massage

Double handed hand-job

BBBJ

Cum in my mouth

Cum on my body 

Cum on my ass

Cum on my tits

Prostate play

Natural oral on me

Squirting*

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Mutual deep rimming

Spanking

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

not all services included.. (Please enquire)

Incall to my discreet private place:

Full Service Girlfriend Experience:

30 minutes $200

60 minutes $300

Outcall 1 hour GFE

450 up plus uber 

***** CHECK MY VIDEOS *****

Symbol of beauty, sensuality and desire.

I am exactly the woman you see in the photo. Some presences cannot be explained, they can only be felt. My beauty is natural, my charm is irresistible, and my company is meant for those who know how to appreciate rare moments.

Authentic, intense and captivating, I am ready to awaken your senses and transform a simple meeting into an unforgettable experience. I can be delicate, sweet and provocative… or take on a dominant and irresistible attitude for those who wish to surrender to my game of seduction. Every moment by my side is a discovery.

After meeting me, you will wonder why it took you so long to find me.

I am available for short or long trips, elegant dinners, after-dinner company and full nights of pleasure, comfort and complicity. More than just a meeting, I offer an exclusive experience where you will have my attention, discretion and all my charm.

Come and discover in person one of the most beautiful and fascinating creations born in the Amazon forest.

WARNING! I go beyond where all the others stop.

If the phone is busy or I do not answer, it is because I am dedicating my time to someone special. Please try again in a few minutes and I will reply as soon as possible.

A kiss from your

AMANDA

Price list

500Half hour

600 One hour

Extras for bbbj and Greek

Hello gentlemen,

I’m Maddy Rose✨Aussie Bombshell with European roots. 🌟a captivating Eastern European beauty ✨ with a classic model look. Tall, slim and softly curvy, I have long golden-blonde hair, radiant skin, a warm smile and naturally feminine curves & F cup boobies💛✨Youthful, fun and effortlessly confident, I’m new to the industry- meaning everything about me is genuine, natural and exactly as you see in my photos ❤️✨ I’m bubbly, down to earth and irresistibly charming, with a calm European elegance that makes you feel relaxed, desired and completely at ease 🤍💋

📞 0406 141 496  

✨ I specialise in creating tailored, unforgettable experiences, whether you’re seeking sensual intimacy, playful chemistry, deep connection or something a little adventurous 😘

Every moment with me is unhurried, natural and centred around real chemistry and mutual pleasure 💎💋

It would be my absolute pleasure to bring your fantasy to life and leave you smiling long after we part ❤️✨

For the adventurous gentleman, I also offer an exclusive duo experience- perfect for those seeking something extra exciting, passionate and truly unforgettable 😈💦 Expect teasing energy, deep connection and an indulgent, satisfying escape 🔥✨🤍✨

My Services ✨❤️✨ 

🥂💖. Girlfriend experience:

Sexy lingerie, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ,Party booking,Spanking, Mutual oral,Sensual massage(60 mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me.

🥂💖. Porn star Service: 

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shot, Body slides, Gagging, sensual naked massage,Wearing custom outfits,COB,COF,COM,Foot fetish......$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins

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My Model Profile✨❤️✨ 

Nationality: European/ Swedish

Age: 21

Height/Build: Slim

Dress Size: 4-6

Weight: 50 kg

Bust: E

Eye Colour: Hazel

Hair Colour: Long Blonde

💌 Contact Me 💌

Text me to begin your indulgent escape 💋✨

📞. 0406 141 496 

🥂💖 GFE / Full Service Incall 💖🥂

✨ 30 mins — $300

✨ 45 mins — $500

✨ 1 hour — $600

✨ 1.5 hours — $1000

✨ 2 hours — $1200

🥂💖 Outcall 💖🥂

✨ 1 hour — $800

✨ 1.5 hours — $1200

✨ 2 hours — $1600

✨ 3 hours — $2400

📍 Locations outside Melbourne CBD may incur an additional fee.

📞. 0406 141 496

🥂💖 How to Book 💖🥂

To keep things smooth, discreet and effortless, please text:

💎 Your name

💎 Preferred time

💎 Length of booking

Example:

“Hi Gigi, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes incall at 10pm.”

I’ll reply promptly to confirm 💕✨

✨ What are you waiting for?

✨Come and experience the elegance & passion companion 💋👑

With love,

Gigi 💕💋

0406 141 496  📞.

TRANS ISIS

LIMITED TIME ONLY

 Hot sexy exotic 100% functional With delicate, feminine face and sexy curves

I am a woman with such perfect something ( "special" to you ").

I always felt like a woman, but with an added value.

I am fully functional with 7 inch and cut 36C breast.

I can also assume (with pleasure) the passive role. I love to give and receive oral sex, especially when simultaneously. I'm very sensual and passionate for a total satisfaction.

. Enjoy a functional transexual endowed and unforgettable.

always call ahead to reserve a time for you. prepared for our meeting so we can do many crazy things and fulfill your fantasies.

ALL MY PHOTOS ARE FROM MY PHONE(SELFIES)

ITS NOT PROFESSIONAL PHOTOS AND NOT EDITED

WHAT U SEE IS WHAT U GET 

DO NOT ASK FOR MORE PHOTOS OF FACE OR COCK PHOTOS!!!!

IF MY PHOTOS NOT UP TO YOUR SATISFACTION MOVE ON AND LOOK FOR OTHER GIRL

I WILL NEVER RUSH OUR TIME TOGETHER AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL ALWAYS WANT TO COME BACK SO IF YOU ARE READY TO APPRECIATE A KIND,

SINCERE, BEAUTIFUL SEXY GIRL AND HAVE DISCRIMINATING CHOICE, THEN IM THE ONE FOR YOU!!!!

Incall

GIRLFRIEND EXPÉRIENCE

$400 an hour session

$750 two hours session

Outcall (CBD AREA HOTEL ONLY)

$700 an hour

$1300 two hours

Incall

DOMINATRIX/MISTRESS

$500 an hour session

$1000 two hours session

Outcall(CBD AREA HOTEL ONLY)

$800 an hour session

$1500 two hours session

CUM extra $100

My Twitter

https://x.com/Hungtssydney

First timers handled with intensive care..

Please feel free to call me with any questions on your mind.

Private/withheld number will not be entertain

Those who've been with me know who I am and what I can do.........

Those who have looked at my photos and are always doubtful , do not worry because all my photos are real

Transexual Transsexual Shemale Ladyboy Transgender Trans Ts 

Name: LENA

Age: 22

Cup Size : 36EE

Height: 166cm

Weight: 48kg

Size: 7

Nationality : Singapore

In My services I provide:

❤~Lip Kissing❤~Love sucking ❤~Juicy and Wet

❤~Love to Cum for you!❤~Shower together❤~Body Slide

❤~COB❤~ Mini skirt, Stocking high heels Uniform

❤~Teasing Foreplay❤~Seducing GFE❤~Extremely Horny❤~Blow Job

My full service rates are

$180 - 30mins

$230 - 45mins

$280 - 60mins

Outcall (Depends on locations)

$400/1 hour + Uber

And i also provide Special Diamond Deluxe Service

💎Diamond Deluxe Service List💎

Sex with different positions

Kissing

Cuddling and Touching/ hugs

Mutual French

Light Bondage

Golden Showers

Striptease

Head & Foot Massage

Shower together

Oral/ blow job

Sexy Lingerie

Rimming

Full Body Massage

Body slide

Mutual Masturbation

Nat ural bj

Popping candy bj

Rimming

Fire and Ice (hot water & ice cube bj)

Gentle Charm

Angel's Kiss

Deep Throat Dragon

Boobs Waves

Around the world (wet your whole body with water in my mouth)

Diamond fascination (licking all over your body)

Legend of The dragons (blowjob using 4 different techniques)

Free Dragon (sex position)

Swing Dragon (sex position)

Rotating Dragon (sex position)

Ride of your life

Royal delights

Fetishes

Foot Fetishes

Party Bookings

INCALL DIAMOND DELUXE SERVICE

$380/1 hours

OUTCALL DELUXE SERVICE (DEPENDS ON LOCATIONS)

$550/1hour + Uber

$1000/2 hours + Uber

Welcom to text me for booking

Hi’m Sophie your dream escort.

My ass is absolutely perfect—round, firm, and made for grabbing.

I’m a true squirting queen—I can gush and squirt everywhere when I cum, soaking everything in sight.

I love taking it deep in my tight ass while I shake and squirt all over you, and I adore gagging on your cock, taking every inch down my throat until I’m drooling and gasping. CALL ME NOW TO GET DRENCHED IM MY SWEET SQUIRTING CUM

My service includes

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SQUIRTING

GAGGING ON COCK

MUTUAL ORAL

KISSING

RIMMING

BBBJ

TOYS

COF

COB

CIM

ANAL $500 EXTRA

NATURAL SEX $1000 EXTRA

Please note I will not accept calls from private numbers

My name is Mihhoo 20 yrs 35D and I like to Party !! Book me a nice sensual and fun filled long booking before I disappear! 

I am complimented for being BOISTERIOUS, addictive, KIND, genuine and funny... sweet and sensual to touch and feel.i also welcome all sorts of guys and interests! Don't be shy! I'm body confident and and attracted to the confident, fun and party loving people! But shy guys I fall in love with too

I am charming and respectful and expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!

Me in a few:

Charming and sweet but spicy sexy 

21 years old

Full hand Nat 35D cup 

Hourglass waist 

Plump ass and bust 

1.65m height 

48kg slim size 6 42' long leg 

Sweeter than sugar

FROM 200 DEPOSIT TO GET BOOKING BEFORE

Digital service video call in 10 min from 200.

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 ✨ All appointments require an advance deposit.

This ensures discretion, commitment, and a premium experience.

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I’m a luxury trans escort for discerning gentlemen who appreciate elegance and absolute discretion.👸

Available by appointment only after 12 AM– deposit required to secure your time.

Cumshot 150💦

no 🚬

Sex with condom 👍 no natural sex

Always let’s me know 30 min before 🕰️

I don't answer private calls👎

Outcall deposit from 200 before 🛎️

Extra services from 150

I give a tolerance Incall of 10 minutes of delay after only with deposit 150 before.

Hello, I’m back in Australia for a short stay — I won’t be here for long. I’m a sweet and open-minded trans girl who loves to enjoy life and have a good time. I’m here to indulge your fantasies and make unforgettable moments.

I won’t be in the country for long, so my Australian admirers… don’t miss your chance 🫶🇦🇺

I have a warm and sensual personality with the ability to soothe your day-to-day tensions effortlessly. A perfect listener, I enjoy getting to know your deepest desires on an intimate level.

With dreamy brown eyes, the great body athletic and soft honey skin my naturally luscious lips will leave you immersed in a whirlwind of pleasure.

The perfect companion for any date you may desire. I’m quick-witted with razor sharp curves to match with you.

I’m totally sexual person and I can enjoy the company of men and possible couples as well.

So whether you prefer to share a passionate moment with me exploring intimacy on a deeper level, a romantic dinner date with an explosive ending or desire to heat things up and explore your ultimate fantasies with a genuine seductress I’m only a text message away.

Xx

💕Party😍party😍Hot girl Mico 👃🏻

Welcome,❤️❤️💕 

It's my pleasure to introduce myself as miko . I am a 23yo independent, elite companion beautifully presented with grace, alluring physique & a charismatic personality.

I’m that woman that radiates enormous warmth and irresistible allure. Independent and sometimes, a little eccentric, I love being myself - an uninhibited good girl, with a sharp wit and a warm heart. Fun, affectionate, vivacious, sexy. Someone who believes that, if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. So, how did I end up here, you ask? 

Genuine and kind, promising an encounter that is intensely intimate—an exchange of laughter, stories, and moments of pure indulgence. Allow me to elevate your experience and pamper you with the luxury you truly deserve.

With meticulous attention to detail and an unwavering commitment to pleasure, I orchestrate an evening of passion and exploration that transcends ordinary encounters. Whether you prefer to take it slow and savour every moment or dive headfirst into a whirlwind of ecstasy, our rendezvous promises to leave you breathless and utterly fulfilled.

🚫 No natural sex.

🚫 No anal sex.

The price of my full services

IN CALL:

200/30mins

350/1hour

OUT CALL：

500/1hour + uber

900/2hour + uber

 I look forward to your longer party reservations.

Please let me know the reservation.

 1.Your name

 2.Your age

 3.You go to race

 4.Booking time

TEXT ME 

Your night just upgraded… effortlessly

We come to you in 30 minutes or less

No planning, No waiting. Just instant gratification

Call now to secure your time

📞 1300 988 169

View our live roster of escorts

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Don’t miss out. Availability moves fast.

Im Brandy 22 years old Thai mixed Japan, 163cm size 6 my vital stats is 34C 25 34.. I'm the perfect companion you have always been dreaming of. I am independent escort

If you are looking for a girl who can be your tour guide, your girlfriend, and your horny bedmate, then you don't need to look much further - I am right here for you spend sensuous time playing with me.

I provide b2b massage and Happy ending such as HJ,FJ, Kissing, B J, B B J consider and guarateed Full sex satisfaction.

I OFFER Incall and outcall full service

FULL SERVICES

Shower Together

French Kissing

Cuddling

Hugging

Touching

Handjob

Blowjob

69

Fingering

Licking

Sex with Different Positions

Extra Service 50$~100$

Natural Oral Cim/Cof/Cob Deepthroat Rimming

 Dragon Services

$400 /1 hour

Incall 

$180/30mins

$200/45mins

$280/1hr

Outcall

1hour $450

plus uber Travel

Depends on Location

Ever seen a woman with 98% of her body tattooed, a tongue split & also eyeball tattoos!?

My name is Amber Luke - I am a global, well known professional XXX actress; internationally heavily tattooed & modified model. I currently take the lead in being Australia’s Most Tattooed Woman - you can even google search it! Hehe 😜

In the meantime,

Follow my socials for some recent photos & here’s my fansly (onlyfans but different)

Instagram - @amberluke.666

Fansly - https://fans.ly/r/amberluke666

Oh and I’m Bi- curious! 

Couples also Welcome!

*Deposits on ALL advance bookings. I do NOT accept any advance bookings without a deposit!!!

❌I don't negotiate on price.

❌I will not answer phone calls.

❌time wasters will be reported and blocked

Video Calls:

5 min - $150

10 min - $200

15 min - $300

VIA PAY ID OR BEEM IT

I ALSO SELL DROPBOX BUNDLES - ask me about my bundle deals

I am alternative & individual as fuck, and I guarantee you haven’t EVER seen or been with someone like me. Cum see what I’m about - and see if my reviews live up to the hype

💕

18YO NEW AUSSIE TEEN Britney – Petite SIZE 8 – BUSTY, TIGHT and WET Blonde and Horny

Hey guys, I’m Britney – your cheeky Aussie girl next door!

Just turned 18, based in Melbourne, and ready to make your night unforgettable.

I’m an open-minded, friendly and cheeky kind of girl. So how about we explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)

I’m size 8, 5’2” tall with long blonde hair, Aussie, natural c cup boobs, blue eyes, tanned complexion, cute little butt and I’m completely waxed and smooth :)

I provide full service (oral, massage and sex). My passionate, sensual Girlfriend Experience and the raunchy, naughty Pornstar Experience are also on offer.

$600 for 1 hour

Outcalls/Incalls across Melbourne

My apartment is fully air conditioned/ Heated for your comfort

Experience the luxury of convenience with my exclusive outcall service across Melbourne, bringing companionship directly to you, or visit me at my upscale City residence. Nestled in a high-end apartment, you are guaranteed privacy and comfort with access to pristine shower facilities, fresh towels, and ample free parking

For bookings, contact me on: 0401928182

🔥✨Hi Gentleman🔥✨

Im Eva, sexy 21 YO, European beauty queen dreamy fun girl with perky DD cup boobies, gorgeous smile, long blond hair. I'm new to this industry.

My hobby is cooking and running. I've got that fiery passion and a love for the good things in life, whether it's getting into some sport, discovering new music, travelling up the coast, or sharing a block of really good chocolate and wine.

I'm down-to-earth, love a good laugh, and know how to make you feel special and want an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous, companion and fun European. Simply call or message me. Let's have a yarn and see where the adventure takes us, and just good times. Everything about me is 100% real just like my photos.

 Mobile: 0449771351

My Services InCall 🔥

Girlfriend experience:🔥

Sexy lingerie, Party booking, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ, Spanking, Mutual oral, Sensual massage (60 Mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me,

Porn star Service: 🔥

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shots,Body slides, Gagging, Sensual naked massage, Wearing custom outfits, COB, COF, COM, Foot fetish,......$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins.

My Model Profile🔥

Nationality: European/ Swedish

Age: 21

Height/Build: Slim/ petit

Dress Size: 4-6

Weight: 50 kg

Bust: DD

Eye Colour: Hazel

Hair Colour: Long Blonde

Mobile:0449771351 

MY PRICES FOR GFE/ FULL SERVICE INCALL🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $500

1 hour - $600

1.5 hrs- $1000

2 hours - $1200

MY PRICES FOR MASSAGE🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $450

1 hour - $550

 Mobil: o449771351

MY PRICES FOR OUTCALL🔥

1 hr - $800+Travel Fee

1.5hrs- $1200+Travel Fee

2hrs - $1600+Travel Fee

3hrs - $2400+Travel Fee

Mobil: 0449771351

Location outside the CBD may incur a higher price

HOW TO BOOK ME🔥

To make sure we can dive straight into the magic, simply text me:

Your name

The time suits you best 

 How long you’d like to be enthralled

Mobil: 0449771351 

Follow these steps, and I’ll respond right away to lock in our intimate escape.

Example: "Hey gorgeous, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes of incall with you at 10pm."

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want to experience the most unforgettable time with the prettiest blonde around?️️

I can’t wait to meet you 

Eva XoXo

Mobil: 0449771351

Hi guys I'm Kay. I promise that I will leave you with a smile on your face and a wobble in your step.

Attention: 

0433 966 480 ☎️:

I'm the perfect combination of youth and lack of inhibition. You and I are going to light up the bedroom with our ecstacy!

I aim to please and I love to be pleased! Feel my pussy quiver on your tongue as I wrap your head between my legs. Watch my butt ripple as you fuck me from behind. Let me grab you whole and pull you in as we cum together!

Full Service:

$150/30

$200/45

$250/60

• Touching
• sexy lingerie
• passionate intimate pleasure
• massage , variety of position 
• breast slides, breast sucking
• sex with condom
• blow job with condom   
• Sex (with a condom)
• BBBJ +$50
• CIM + $50
• 69 + $50

it's me, Cara. thirty-fucking-one. not some 25yo baby who still thinks “whisper” is a type of sex move. i been around the block – twice – and i know exactly how to make a man leak in his pants before i even touch him 😂

so lemme be real with you... i'm not that “polite and quiet” type. nah. i'm the girl who'll grab your face, lick your ear, and say “you better fuck me like you forgot to pay rent” – then laugh while you panic-chub 💀

i love sex. like... LOVE it. messy? nah honey, *i* ain't messy – but the bed? the floor? your hair? oh they'll look like a hurricane hit ‘em. you'll be sweating, i'll be dripping... let's just say the laundry machine's gonna be mad at us 💦💦

none of that boring “lights off, missionary, goodnight” crap. hell no. i want you to grab my hips while i ride you like a stolen scooter. pull my hair (not out, just enough to make me gasp). slap my ass till it's pink and then kiss it like you're sorry – but we both know you're not sorry 😇

we can do the thing where you're behind me and i look back with those “ruin me” eyes. i'll moan your name... or maybe a random name just to see you twitch (kidding... unless you're into that kinda nasty 🤪)

i give head that makes grown men speak in tongues. like, knee‑locking, headboard‑gripping, “oh god i saw the light” type head. when it's time for the main event? you wrap that soldier up – no arguments. i'm 31, not stupid. we play safe or we don't play. period.

i'm 31, baby. i know what i want. and i know what YOU want – someone dirty but sweet, naughty but cuddly. after we're done? i'll curl up with you, play with your chest hair, call you a good boy. then i'll steal your pizza slice on the way out 🍕😘

——————————————————————

ok i'm done talking. you know where to find me. don't keep me waiting – i get grumpy when i'm wet and ignored 😈💋

— Cara (31, and still naughtier than your ex) 💋🔥