Epping Escorts

Hello gentlemen

I’m Mia 0468738463... Please don't waste your time on fake profiles or girls with pimps. Now you've found me! independent and only one call or text away.

I am very freindly, seductive and totally gorgeous. I have a tight sexy body with pretty face, beautifull breasts and gorgeous bottom. I am tall with lovely long hair.

If you are looking for a beautiful unrushed, passionate and sensual naughty experience you have definitely just found your girl.

I'll make sure your stay is unforgettable and you leave my private place with a big smile on your face.

I am only here for a short stay so don't miss out.

$180 30 mins

$230 45 mins

$280 60 mins

Can you text me please 0468738463

From Melbourne

Hi gentlemen, this is Arisa , You will love my beautiful sexy face and 🔥body

I'm only 19 years old，standing 160cm tall with natural DD cup

My body is very flexible, soft, young 💦💦and beautiful.

you will feel welcome and relaxed by a young student.

I am full of pure pleasure with a nice round 🍑ass for you!

Genuine booking only,

Time waster will be blocked.

Text message me the time you want to come

Extras $50-$100: BBBJ, Rimming, cim.

SERVICES AVAILABLE:

GFE

Oral

Passionate kissing

69

bbbj

COB

CIM

Spanish

Mutual masturbation

Variety of positions

DATY - ORAL ONE ME

Sensual and hot body massage

Variety of positions

Striptease

Shower for two

and a lot more

My prices for incall

30 minutes $180

60 minutes $280

Some extra available

Outcall 400up$ one hour plus uber

Hello you..

My name is sugar and I am your exotic, , curvaceous sex goddess. 

name : sugar

cup size : C cup

height : 160 cm

weight : 46kg

body size ： 7

I provide a relaxed, friendly and genuine passionate experience. I am down to earth and do not discriminate against any age, ethnicity or sexual preference, being a kind respectful person is what matters and what turns me on..!

 My big natural lips LOVE giving blow jobs, and like kiss and be kissed , licking and be licked .

My curves dip in all the right places and are all natural so if you love big boobs and an even bigger booty to match then look no further!

My photos are 100% genuine and 100% me. My face is covered for my privacy but for your comfort, I guarantee you will find me very attractive and my clients always say I'm much better in person and my face is my best feature.

So come see me and lets have some fun!

I look forward to hearing from you.

 phone : 0451314526

Dear Melbourne Gentlemen,

JAV and OnlyFans Japan-Brazil beauty with a voluptuous figure. model, a captivating Maria is an exclusive

Standing at 165cm, she boasts striking natural curves and an enhanced K-cup silhouette. With her exquisite face, elegant presence, and playful charisma, she is dedicated to creating unforgettable moments.

For inquiries, please indicated your preferred times, and booking durations,

Rates:

• 45 min $400 ⏱️
• 60 min $500 ⏱️

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

ANAL extras avail.

✨ Angel Face • Slim Body • Perfect Curves ✨

She has the kind of beauty that makes people stop scrolling—an innocent, doe-eyed face that looks almost too precious to be real.

Her body is incredibly slim everywhere except for her beautifully full bust, creating the perfect contrast of elegance and femininity.

Cute, delicate, and irresistibly charming... one look is all it takes to understand why she's so unforgettable.

Rates:

• 15 min $200 ⏱️
• 30 min $250 ⏱️
• 45 min $350 ⏱️
• 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!

Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Bianca Rose:

I invite you to unwind with a luxurious, sensual nude oil body rub designed to help you relax and escape from the everyday.

I offer two signature experiences, each carefully crafted to provide an unforgettable level of comfort, indulgence, and sensuality.

The Signature Indulgence

My premium package is designed for those seeking a luxurious and unforgettable escape.

Your experience begins with a seductive striptease and intimate lap dance. We then enjoy a warm shower together, accompanied by an organic honey and vanilla body scrub.

From there, you'll receive a luxurious full-body oil massage featuring warm oils, sensual body contact, mutual touching, playful conversation, and my signature oily breast massage (Spanish). Your session concludes with your chosen finishing option.

Pricing

• 1 Hour – $700
• Includes Spanish and covered BJJ.
• 1 Hour – $600
• Includes Spanish.
• 1 Hour – $500
• Includes HJJ.

The Velvet Escape

Perfect for those wanting a shorter, yet equally indulgent and relaxing experience.

Your session begins with a seductive striptease and lap dance before moving into a luxurious erotic oil massage with mutual touching and playful conversation, finishing with an oily HJ.

Pricing

• 30 Minutes – $300
• 1 Hour – $400

Hello Gentlemen,

MY LINKS:

Wishlist: https://throne.com/chocqueen

My deposits are non-refundable. 

Cancellations will result in your deposit being lost. 

On a case by case basis, depending on the circumstances, I may offer a deposit transfer if you are rescheduling. This is done completely at MY discretion and will not be offered in every situation. This is not ever offered for cancellations within 24 hours. 

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Tour deposits are not refundable even with notice - If my schedule allows I may offer to deposit transfer across to another date or time on THAT tour. I do not allow tour deposits to be used for future tours. This is due to high volumes of cancellations on tours and the expenses involved with touring. 

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If I am cancelling on you eg. sick, cancelled tour etc. I will refund your deposit. This can only be done via Beem it or cash deposit via ATM for privacy reasons. I advise all clients have a Beem it account for fast and convenient refunds in cases such as these. 

If you are being RUDE or dangerous in any way I may cancel your booking without any refund of your deposit. 

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"why can't you just transfer it back?" - a bank transfer will show my legal name, hence I do not offer refunds via this method. 

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If you send a larger then requested deposit eg. a full prepayment or 50% deposit this is still considered your deposit and none of it refundable. This is why I ask for a specific amount, sending additional is done at your own risk. 

Payment Policy

Cash is the preferred method of payment.

If you choose to pay via bank transfer, please note that transfers can take up to 24 hours to clear. Services will not commence until the funds have been received and cleared in my account.

If your payment has not cleared before I leave the location or am no longer available due to touring or other commitments, your booking will be forfeited. No refund, credit, or rescheduling will be provided.

The payment will also not be transferred to a future booking. The only exception is if you make a new booking of two hours or longer. In that case, the cleared payment can be deducted from the balance owing for your new booking.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

CASH ONLY

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Hi,xx

My name is Kelly

I provide an erotic experience like no other, and I will do everything to make your time with me memorable

I am a dress size 6 , with perky D cup breasts, I have long hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open minded and up for anything. I have a genuine desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each other’s body. 

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes. 

I'm usually available from 9AM till late, and if you can’t reach me just leave an sms with your contact details and a time you want to see me and I will get back to you as soon as I can. I know that once you have seen me, you will want to come back again, time after time 

❤️❤️❤️

Text me

0425 182 275

I love when everything starts with a smile… and ends with the desire to see me again. Playful, light, and just a little provocative — always with class. With me, an evening turns into a story you’ll want to relive.

I adore flirting, beautiful атмосpheres, and that spark that appears between two people. I can be soft, I can be bold — as long as we’re both enjoying the game.

With me, it’s never boring. It’s irresistible.

Text me if u feel like having a nice time together 💕

I’m independent girl…

Incall rates:

30mins/$200

60mins/$350

VIP 1hr / 450$

Outcall:

from $500/hr + uber

overnight $3000

see u soon maybe… 💋

I’m Joyce, the 162cm pocket-sized girlfriend you’ve always wanted to come home to.

The moment I walk through your hotel door in my tiny sundress and sneakers, I’ll look up at you with these big sparkly eyes, bite my lip and whisper “I missed you all day…” like we’ve been together forever.

I’m naturally tiny (only 44kg), so you can pick me up, spin me around, pin me against the wall or carry me to bed without trying. My waist is so small your hands overlap when you hold me, but my soft, heavy, completely real D-cup breasts spill perfectly into your palms and bounce like they’re begging to be played with.

GFE full service :

Incall

500/HR

450/45MINS

350/30MINS

Outcall

600/HR + travel deposit

Send msg to me for services and extras <3

 Hey Gents

Emma

~I am 25

Famale

165cm

 Size 8

I'm a very naughty girl,

my name is Emma. I promise won't let you down.

With me you can be guaranteed that you and I will have a truly unforgettable, relaxing and pleasurable escort encounter.

I promise that you will never, ever feel rushed or hurried either.You will love the smell and touch of my soft skin. My model looks and my willing nature is a true fantasy date for discerning gentleman.

I'm the good girl gone bad and although I look extremely innocent, I can be the naughtiest of naughty girls.

I will make you weak at the knees and your jaw will drop with all the sexual pleasure you have with me that you never knew could exist! I'm a confident and intelligent young girl with unconstrained female sensuality.

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

Text me for a booking so I can be ready for you.

Girlfriend Experience services included :

- Shower - Covered oral - Balls sucking - DFK - Cuddling

- 69 - Face Sitting - Hand Job - DATY - Mutual masturbation

- Well Dressed in Sexy Lingerie and Heels

- Multiple Sex Positions ( Doggy style that I loved the most!)

- Naked Body Rub - Sensual Touching - Nipple Sucks

- Covered Sex

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Incall standard GFE Price * CASH PAYMENT 

150 for 30mins

200 for 45 mins

250 for 60 mins

Sexy Petite pretty Girl l New here just arrived

BOOKING WEEKDAY DAY TIME ONLY BEFORE 6 PM

Hi ;-)

Im Sophia

160 cm

 24

Size 8

Petite / curvy

NO ANAL SEX

NO NATURAL SEX SERVICE

NO OUTCALL

❤️❤️ FAKE BANKNOTE/ PLAY MONEY ARE NOT ACCEPTED!!! ♥️♥️

♥️♥️ SO I'LL SLOWLY TAKE THE TIME TO CHECK THIS IS FAKE $$ . ♥️♥️

⏳⏰🕰️## NO WASTE EACH OTHER TIME ⏰🕰️⌛

NO SEND VERIFY PHOTOS 📸🖼️

*(Ad Verified photos)

🚫 ❌⛔ NO DRUGS 💊💉

⛔🚫❌ NO DRUNK 🍸🥃🍷🍾🥂

DONE 😸 ✅

MAKE U FEEL VERY GOOD 😉

Try my best to help clients 

Fully vaccines and Sex worker check up certificate

I check up every month a time the certificate that means update every month

I will very cherish with clients together have fun

Also respect peoples , provide no rush service as well

Are you looking for an exclusive date with a charming young boobs lady? 

Would you like to leave your everyday life behind 

and enjoy some time filled with excitement and adventure? 

Then look no further. You have founded a beautiful, well-educated, 

elegant-dressed and truly erotic and sexy girlfriend, 

exciting companion for any occasion.

I just arrived in this town, I am with long hair and 160cm tall , With our pretty face, perfect C-cup breasts and a tight arse leaving you begging for more!

STANDARD incall Full service * CASH PAYMENT ONLY *

30 mins - $200

45 mins - $250

60 mins - $300

ALL SERVICE WITH PROTECTION

* Provide Full service only

*If you look young please show ur ID OR PASSPORT confirm ur age and MAKE SURE ID IS BELONG YOU.

*I Only provide service clients age from 23

THANK YOU.

I’m 165cm tall, with a naturally soft 36C bust and a body that curves in all the right places. My round, lifted hips and firm, smooth skin make every embrace feel warm and unforgettable. I take great care of myself, so you’ll notice my glowing skin, sweet smile, and the confident energy I carry the moment we meet.

What really makes time with me special isn’t just my looks — it’s the way I make you feel. I’m affectionate, attentive, and genuinely enjoy creating a relaxed, exciting atmosphere where you can completely unwind. I love playful teasing, soft whispers, and those little moments that slowly build chemistry between us. My goal is always to make our time together feel natural, intimate, and incredibly enjoyable.

I speak fluent English, so conversation flows easily. Whether you want to chat, laugh, relax together, or simply enjoy the presence of a beautiful girl who knows how to treat you well, I’m here for that. I’m friendly, warm, and always happy to make sure you feel comfortable and appreciated.

Clients often tell me they love my sweet personality mixed with a slightly naughty charm — I’m the kind of girl who will smile innocently one moment and then look at you in a way that makes your heart beat a little faster the next.

If you’re searching for someone gorgeous, passionate, and genuinely engaging, I would love to meet you.

My rate starts from $600 per hour, and I always do my best to make every moment worth remembering.

Incall :

$600/hr

Outcall :

$600/hr + travel deposit

Feel free to TEXT me anytime !!

Hi Gentleman,

My name is Emi, I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me

I have delicious boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft tender skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My Mix background has taught me that I should pamper men and fullfill all their desires and wishes.

Here is Our service list in full services session:

~ Shower together

~ Cuddling

~ Mutual Play

~ good body rub

~ body to body sliding

~ SEX with different positions

Outcall available too !

text me now

Hey guys, thank you for reading my profile.

My name is Jessica and I am a young, slim, sweet and feminine femboy CD/femboy here,I am 24 years old, 175cm tall and weigh 55kg. I have slim long legs, soft body and lips ready for you. will make you feel completely at ease right from the first moment you step into my apartment. I offer a nice and welcoming experience whether you are a first timer or maybe a little more experienced and I promise you will not regret it.

I ask that you act as a gentleman that treats me with respect and I will respond in kind and give you an unforgettable experience.

ALL PICS ARE REAL ,I DONT SEND EXTRA PICS !!, DONT ASK ME FOR EXTRA PICS !!

sensual session:

30min. $150 ( bj on me allowed, hj on you )

No price negotiation

full service sessions (bj,fk)

💋30mins. $250

💋45mins. $300

💋60mins $350

extra $100 for my hot juice

No price negotiation

ALL PICS ARE REAL ,I DONT SEND EXTRA PICS !!, DONT ASK ME FOR EXTRA PICS !

I really look forward to hearing from you xoxo

Phone: O43149954O text only please

No price negotiation

Hello everyone im Lyla , come from  Philippines. 23 years old . Size 10.

I am Genuine, decent, passionate, hygienic, Clean, trust worthy, classy, sophisticated and well mannered , i am definitely type of woman whose discreet and always able to cater your manly needs willing to fulfill all of your sex fantasies . hit me up and lemme give you unforgettable expirience . Let me take you to the higher level of ecstasy and exciting bed scene 

JUST ARRIVED 

all photos are 100% ACCURATE IN PERSON . what you see is what you get. 

Open for Fun

Lyla 

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Breeana Beautiful ✨ — Exclusive Companionship for the Discerning Gentleman

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Bree now offers her signature GFE at $550/h

PSE is $750/h (no natural oral)

Whether you’re a visiting executive seeking refined relaxation after a busy day or a local gentleman desiring meaningful connection, Breeana provides the perfect balance of elegance, discretion, and warmth.

Hotel outcalls, dinner dates, or private incall — arranged with professionalism and care.

Experience the difference of genuine presence and sophisticated companionship.

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Message me to book your date 0494 555 968

• name e.g. “John”
• date/time/duration proposed e.g. “tonight 2h PSE @ 9pm”
• extras e.g. “anal” $150
• photo of you
• total payment amount $1500
• deposit receipt ($250) -screenshot attached-

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••••••• Touring escort ••••••••

Schedule:

Sydney - July

Melbourne - July

Perth - July 24-26

Brisbane - August

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Taking booking requests: limited availability - spots filling fast. Get in quick. Deposits prioritised.

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Weekly Availability: Usually Friday; Saturday & occasionally Sunday - subject to personal calendar changes

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•••••Important! note: no natural services are offered ••••••

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ONLINE

I specialise in creating premium custom sensual content and intimate online experiences tailored just for you.

What I Offer:

• Cam-Play 💻
• Sexting 📲
• Subscription via Fansly for Live content 🎥

https://fansly.com/OnlyBree/t3

Discreet, professional, and genuinely passionate about creating content that leaves you satisfied and coming back for more.

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Current Rates (AUD):

• Custom & pre-made XXX Videos: $30 per minute (3 min minimum). Text to inquire.

• Subscribe to my Fansly to purchase content packages @OnlyBree

• Private Video Calls: $90 / 5 min | $130 / 10 min | $150 / 15 min | $170 / 20 min | $200 / 30 min | $250 / 45 min |

CamPlay – Intimate, real-time sessions where we can talk, tease, role-play, or simply connect. Play online w Bree. Or Bree & Orphy $150 / 10 min.

• Sexting: $5 per minute (with photos)

I love soft sensual teasing, and playful domination — just tell me your desires and I’ll make them come true.

• Live via Fansly - Subscribe to my Fansly @OnlyBree to purchase content / watch lives / keep up to date

I make creative, funny & authentic porn you can purchase along with regular photo drops, short sexy videos & more.

https://fansly.com/OnlyBree/t3

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🎥 New videos available for purchase! 🎥

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All bookings and payments are made in advance and handled securely through my Beem @BreeBeauty account or PayID 0494 555 968

*prepaid deposits are transferable if I am unable to make your preferred time/day

** upon failure to pay deposit I will assume you do not want to book

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This content is strictly private and protected by copyright law. 

It is licensed for your personal viewing only.

You are NOT permitted to:

• Screenshot, screen record, or save this content

• Share, upload, or distribute it in any way

• Show it to any third party

Any unauthorised use will be considered copyright infringement and may result in legal action, account termination, and reporting to authorities.

Thank you for keeping my content exclusive 💕

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🔞 Adult Content Disclaimer

All content and services are strictly for adults 18 years and over. By contacting me or making any purchase you confirm you are 18+ and understand the explicit nature of the material. All content is copyrighted and for personal use only. No screenshots, recording, or redistribution allowed. Violations will be pursued legally.

 Text me on 0434 094 830 to book 👑

•  Onlyfans: @ccsincere
• Twitter: @missccsinclair

If you want the best BBW luxury experience that Australia has to offer, then I'm here for you. I can't wait to spoil you with everything you've been fantasising about.

My body is made to be adored, worshipped, fucked & devoured. I'm statuesque with the perfect hourglass pear figure that makes everyone want to be my seat 🍑 and get smothered beneath it. I'm told that my booty is even better in real life than in photos.

I'm clever, creative & a skilled conversationalist, so I'll be sure to keep you entertained in all arenas.

My Specialities:

• Facesitting/ smothering with my delicious pussy and perfect asshole while I take care of your throbbing cock.
• Roleplay: stepmom/son, stepsis/bro, personal trainer/thicc client, CNC (incl stockings ripping), job interviewer, secretary/boss, cougar/ boytoy, housewife/ tradie, taboo & many others

Read my reviews & get in touch. Or if you are still unsure you can always book a video call & see for yourself. 🏆

x CC

Standard FS or Toy Show $500 per hour

GFE: $600 per hour

PSE: $800 per hour

VIP: $1000 per hour

COUPLES: $1000 per hour

MFM: $1000 per hour

Txt 0434 094 830 with this info. 💫

1: When & booking length:

2: Incall (Collingwood) or outcall (where to):

3: Deposit method:

(Beem it, ATM deposit, bank transfer, cardless cash or crypto)

Deposit amount is $200 per hour (remaining amount to be paid when you arrive.

I'm very well educated, well protected and well connected... only gentlemen will make it past this point.

Hi Guys! This is Eva 0466981327~~~

I am new in here. You will find me to be a down to earth , honest lady who can hold a conversation and is a lot of fun to be with. I’m a fully independent escort with a naturally high sex drive. You will definitely walk away satisfied and with a smile on your face as I love to please and enjoy been with people. Keep it interesting for me as well!

I offer great GFE full service sex here. Enjoy my soft lips and big amazing ass, my soft D cup natural boobs will arouse every inch of you.

A young genuine beautiful Escort ready to please every inch of you xo

INCALL rates:

GFE $280 60mins

GFE $230 45mins

GFE $180 30mins

If you would like to make a booking please message me 0466981327....

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♔ 𝟎𝟒𝟑𝟓 𝟓𝟕𝟎 𝟗𝟔𝟑 ♔

Oi u thirsty lil shit. I see u starin. Name's Sasa. 26. n this ass? huge. like “grab it with both hands n still got leftovers” huge. 🍑💥

U think ur ready? nah. u ain't. but listen up cos I'm only sayin this once——

Lemme rewind to last week. fuckin April in Melbourne, rain pissin down, cold as a witch's tit. I'm bored outta my skull. doorbell rings. it's that Amazon bloke. u know the type——damp uniform, scanner in hand, lookin like he wants to off himself.

“parcel for sasa,” he mumbles, all professional n shit.

I open the door wearin my ratty bathrobe. nothin under it. cos why the fuck would I? my nipples could cut glass. 🤷‍♀️

he steps inside to put the box down (heavy one, probably some dumb dildo I ordered). I bend over to “help” him slide it onto the table. robe rides up. my whole bare ass just... hangs out. like two big moons sayin hello.

dude goes quiet. then i hear his scanner drop. “fuck,” he whispers.

I turn around real slow. he's starin at my thighs like they're the last two beers at a party. I grab his stupid little Amazon vest n pull him close. “u deliver more than packages?” 💋

next thing——he's on his knees. face buried in my cunt right there in the hallway. rain hittin the window. my back against the wall. he eats me out like I'm his first meal after a famine. tongue everywhere. slurpin like a dog. I grab his wet hair n grind on his face. “yeahhh u fuckin animal, right there——”

he stands up, fumbles with his belt. whips out his dick — not huge but thick like a redbull can. I see him reach for his pocket n pull out a rubber. good boy. 👏 slaps it on.

then he spins me around, bends me over that cardboard box. shoves my robe up. smacks my ass so hard I yelp. “shut up,” he says, n shoves his dick in my wet cunt from behind.

oh. my. fuckin. god. 🥵

he pounds me like he's got a grudge against the universe. one hand on my hip, the other over my mouth cos I'm screamin too loud. the box crumples under us. I'm clawin at the floor. my tits swingin everywhere.

“u like that?” he growls.

“fuck yes, don't stop u beautiful bastard——”

he doesn't. pumps me till my legs shake. then yanks out last second, rips the rubber off, n paints my whole lower back with a hot sticky load. right there. drip drip down my crack.

then he zips up, picks up his scanner, n says “u gotta sign for this.”

I just laugh. signed his face with my wetness.

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that's the energy I bring, cunt. I ain't no princess. I'm that bitch who'll let u eat me out on the stairs while the neighbour watches. bend me over the dryer? yeah. fuck me on the couch while the telly's still on? do it.

I like my tits bitten. I like my clit licked like it owes u money. I like ur fingers inside me, two maybe three, while u suck on my neck till I'm a shiverin mess.

u wanna ride my thigh? fine. wanna watch me touch myself while u jerk off on my belly? hot. but u better rub my back first, I ain't a fuckin jackhammer. get some oil, massage this big ass, then flip me over n spread my legs wide. I wanna see u droolin over my pussy like a dog at a butcher shop.

I'll scream so loud ur roommates will come knockin n I'll just scream louder. 🌀

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now the boring crap so listen up or fuck off:

💰 I take CASH (hell yeah) n PAYID – but ONLY fuckin INSTANT payments. none of that “pending” or “delayed” bullshit. if it ain't instant? kick rocks mate. I ain't waitin like a damn idiot. u send instant or u bring cash. simple.

📱 text me. don't call. I'm probably busy gettin my back blown out by some other lucky prick. but when I'm done catchin my breath, I'll text u back. promise.

so? u gonna sit there with ur sad little hand or u gonna come get this wet messy pussy?

or don't. I don't give a flyin fuck. there's a hundred horny fucks in line. but u... u know u want it.

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Sasa

26 years old

n this ass? massive. 👋💥