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Curvy Goddess MILF Here to Fulfill Your Desires & Fantasies

Are you craving the warmth and allure of a true BBW queen? Genuine, sexual and intimate experience. I’m Nikki, an indulgent, voluptuous beauty with curves in all the right places natural big beautiful breasts. My soft touch and captivating charm will leave you wanting more, whether you’re seeking a playful companion, a sensual adventure, or a deep dive into your wildest fantasies.

What I offer:

• A laid-back, no-rush experience

• Discretion and respect for your boundaries

• A sensual, genuine connection with plenty of body to love

• Role play and fantasy exploration: Let your imagination run wild!

• Available for private bookings or extended sessions

Fantasy & Role Play Desires:

Do you have a fantasy you’ve always wanted to act out? Let’s bring it to life! Whether you want me to be your naughty secretary, seductive teacher, playful nurse, or a teasing domme, I’m here to explore any scenario you dream of. With my curvy figure and playful spirit, I’ll make your wildest fantasies a reality.

Ready for some fun? Get in touch and let’s create an unforgettable escape from the ordinary.

Available for:

• Outcalls (I come to you!) or incall

• Overnight or weekend experiences

• Dinner dates or social outings

• Role play scenarios (don’t be shy—tell me your desires!)

Discretion is key, and I always provide a safe, respectful environment. Let’s explore your deepest desires together.

 Full Service / GFE 

30mins $300

1hr $350

2hrs $650

Porn Star Experience PSE SPECIAL

30mins $450

1hr $600

2hrs $1100

FEMALE DOUBLE AVAILABLE

PARTY PSE

1 HR $1600

2 HRS $2600

Also have a male available for couple bookings ask for further details

OUTCALLS TRAVEL $50 deposit required inner Melbourne suburbs, outer as per location. i will quote you.

DEPOSIT REQUIRED.

BOOKING TO BE CONFIRMED ( HOURS ,TYPE , EXTRAS, COST) BEFOREHAND WITH POSSIBILITY TO EXTEND. CASH OR PAYID ONLY ON ARRIVAL.

PREFER MINIMUM 1HR NOTICE BUT IF ABLE I CAN BE AVAILABLE STRAIGHT AWAY.

Kisses

Nikki Cain xx

 0424046453

Text me babe im waiting xx

Private numbers, time wasters or pranksters will not be answered

Texting preferred.

Due to high volume of calls I cant answer all texts/calls i apologize for any inconvenience.

TRANS ISIS

LIMITED TIME ONLY

 Hot sexy exotic 100% functional With delicate, feminine face and sexy curves

I am a woman with such perfect something ( "special" to you ").

I always felt like a woman, but with an added value.

I am fully functional with 7 inch and cut 36C breast.

I can also assume (with pleasure) the passive role. I love to give and receive oral sex, especially when simultaneously. I'm very sensual and passionate for a total satisfaction.

. Enjoy a functional transexual endowed and unforgettable.

always call ahead to reserve a time for you. prepared for our meeting so we can do many crazy things and fulfill your fantasies.

ALL MY PHOTOS ARE FROM MY PHONE(SELFIES)

ITS NOT PROFESSIONAL PHOTOS AND NOT EDITED

WHAT U SEE IS WHAT U GET 

DO NOT ASK FOR MORE PHOTOS OF FACE OR COCK PHOTOS!!!!

IF MY PHOTOS NOT UP TO YOUR SATISFACTION MOVE ON AND LOOK FOR OTHER GIRL

I WILL NEVER RUSH OUR TIME TOGETHER AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL ALWAYS WANT TO COME BACK SO IF YOU ARE READY TO APPRECIATE A KIND,

SINCERE, BEAUTIFUL SEXY GIRL AND HAVE DISCRIMINATING CHOICE, THEN IM THE ONE FOR YOU!!!!

Incall

GIRLFRIEND EXPÉRIENCE

$400 an hour session

$750 two hours session

Outcall (CBD AREA HOTEL ONLY)

$700 an hour

$1300 two hours

Incall

DOMINATRIX/MISTRESS

$500 an hour session

$1000 two hours session

Outcall(CBD AREA HOTEL ONLY)

$800 an hour session

$1500 two hours session

CUM extra $100

My Twitter

https://x.com/Hungtssydney

First timers handled with intensive care..

Please feel free to call me with any questions on your mind.

Private/withheld number will not be entertain

Those who've been with me know who I am and what I can do.........

Those who have looked at my photos and are always doubtful , do not worry because all my photos are real

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FEMME FATALE, SOFT HEART

Sultry lips, golden waves, and a slow, knowing smile. I’m Sofia, and I’ve always believed seduction is an art form.

I’m blonde, green-eyed and unapologetically curvaceous, with an hourglass figure made for silk and lace and old Hollywood glamour. My skin is decorated in ink, some of it on display and some of it hidden beneath stockings and satin, waiting to be discovered. I love the ritual of it all: the perfume, the lipstick, the slow reveal.

There’s a touch of the femme fatale in me. I’m confident, playful and a little bit dangerous in all the best ways. I know exactly what a lingering glance can do, how the brush of a fingertip can say more than words ever could, and how sweet anticipation becomes when it’s drawn out just a little longer than you can bear. I’m a tease at heart, and I take great pleasure in watching you come undone, one deliberate moment at a time.

Some days you’ll want the showgirl. Other days you’ll just need somewhere gentle to rest, and I’m that too. 

I notice the tension in your shoulders, the tiredness behind your eyes, and the things you don’t say out loud. For those who need tenderness, I slow everything right down. Warm oil, soft music, long unhurried strokes, and gentle hands that melt the world away. You don’t have to perform or impress. You just have to let yourself be looked after.

Nerves are welcome here. First-timers are welcome here. Whether you’re craving seduction or comfort, or a little of both, I’ll read what you need and give it to you without judgement or pretence.

You’ll leave relaxed, a little breathless, glowing from head to toe, and already wondering which side of me you’ll meet next time.

Yours in silk and sweetness,

Sofia x

To make a booking

• Bookings by message only. Please include your preferred date, time and booking length
• A 20% deposit is required to secure your time, and it doubles as a cancellation fee
• Hygiene and respect are non-negotiable. Luxe shower facilities are provided
• Discreet Melbourne incall available in a stylishly appointed apartment. I am happy to travel to you at your location. Outcalls that require significant travel from my location may incur an additional travel fee, which we can discuss when you book.

Doubles available with https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/VIC/North-Melbourne/Independent/Camila_Cruz/

and

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Hey babe,

I'm Camila, your sultry Latina escape from the everyday.

Step into my world, where seduction is an art and your pleasure is my craft. I'm warm, playful, and effortlessly addictive - the kind of company that makes the hours melt away and leaves you already planning the next time.

Looking for a sweet, flirty companion to spoil and be spoiled by? I'll give you a girlfriend experience full of Latin warmth, soft touches, and easy laughter, like we've known each other for years.

Craving something with more heat? I have a wild side too. Sensual, open-minded, and always up for exploring, whether it's a slow tie & tease, a role play you've been dreaming about, or simply letting go of every inhibition. Just whisper it to me.

Day or night, an hour or overnight, always discreet, always genuine, always unrushed. Your privacy is sacred to me.

I can't wait to meet you, babe.

Kisses, Camila xx

A little secret for your eyes only: My tattoos are blocked out to be hidden online purely for my privacy as an independent worker—but I can’t wait to show them off to you in person behind closed doors. Consider it a little hidden art gallery just for us to explore.

★ HOW TO BOOK ★

- Bookings by message only. Please include your preferred date, time and booking length

- A 20% deposit is required to secure your time, and it doubles as a cancellation fee

- Hygiene and respect are non-negotiable. Luxe shower facilities are provided

- Discreet Melbourne incall available in a stylishly appointed apartment. I am happy to travel to you at your location. Outcalls that require significant travel from my location may incur an additional travel fee, which we can discuss when you book.

**Please note: I do not provide natural sex or anal services**

★ DIGITAL SERVICES ★

Want something personal? Just between me and you? I love steamy sexting, FaceTime or WhatsApp (calls and video calls). Watch me squirt just for you

Sexting Rates:

10 min — $50

20 min — $150

30 min — $200

Video Call Rates:

10 min — $75

15 min — $100

20 min — $135

30 min — $150

★VIDOES JUST FOR YOU★

I can make content personalised for you. Want to see someone fucking me? Or a POV sucking a dildo or cock? I can do whatever you want. Let me say your name while we both cum.

★Rates are individualised depending on the

My eyes sparkle as I seduce you. I am a sexy girl and I know how to please

a man. With lots of passionate touches, I provide a genuine sensual

experience. Enjoy my smooth legs and natural titties.

Don't miss out on an unforgettable experience for me. I seek to provide a great experience for all the gentlemen with whom I stay with I don't rush!

Hello everyone

im available for sexy naked sensual massage

my body is and i have the right curves in my body

also my bum is amazing. Im between size 6 and size 8 and i have a very beautiful body praise by customers

Saturday available

incall incall

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working available bookings

i offer sensual massage and more services

bk bbbj fs and more light services like body slide and hand relief

working Saturday

message me for availability and more details

i work in North Melbourne not far from victoria market

in a quiet place

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North Melbourne near queen vic market

 Today

come thid Tuesday and visit me

i work in a discrete place without distractions

i have experience and i can make you feel relaxed and happy

sensual massage and more hot naked services

I only see well behaved gentleman

✨ Thanks for visiting my profile! ✨

Hi, my name is Linn 💕 I’m a boy but also with a girl inside me. I’m soft, discreet, warm, and super friendly 🥰🥰

I offer relaxing nude massage💆‍♂️, cuddles 🤗 (my favourite😆), and genuine companionship for both incall and outcall bookings. Handjob and happy ending are included in my rates.

I have a slim, super fit body 🏊‍♀️🏃‍♀️, and after a few years on hormones, I’ve got small natural boobs and a cute girly cock... I think you might love that😉 I can be sweet and innocent, with a slightly naughty side too 😇😈

My goal is to make you feel relaxed, comfortable, and genuinely cared for 💗 Every session is private, discreet, and always unrushed.

When we meet, I can wear girly clothes, heels and lipstick 💄👠, but I don’t wear makeup because I prefer to protect my skin and keep a natural look.

💰 Rates:

📍 Incall

• 1 hour — $140

• 90 mins — $190

• 2 hours — $240

🚗 Outcall

• 1 hour — $220

• 2 hours — $360

• 4 hours — $600

• Overnight — From $900

Additional travel fees may apply for longer distances.

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🌸 Social Companion Bookings

Separately, I also offer social companion bookings sometimes 😆 — for things like going for a walk, visiting galleries, playing sports, cooking for you, watching a movie, or simply relaxing together 💕

The rate is $65 per hour for social time only, with longer bookings preferred. Food, drinks, tickets, and transport costs are additional.

🚗✈️ Travel Companion Bookings

I’m open to travel companion bookings too. I love travelling and would be happy to share a fun and memorable experience with you 🌏✨

📩 Please feel free to text me (+61 435 072 100) for availability and booking details. 🥰🥰

Hi Guys,

I’m Unicorn just 20yeas old .I am definitely your a dream girl!

Here is No Cheating,No Faking No rushing 

Absolutely is true me! Fake for free 

You will come back again, after we met. I am confident that

I have a very good sense of sex and I am so much enjoying it.I love intimacy,I love sex ,love deep and passionate kissing and my sensual blow will drive you insane. I am a oral talent 

I believe that when you stay with me you will be melted by me! I'm sure you’ll release all of your physical and mental stress.and you will completely feel satisfied.

Love from Unicorn xo

Available from a private and discrete premises in the comfy place 

0478825916

Full service 

Sexy in any position 

Face sitting 

Shower together playing 

Mutual oral and sweet kissing 

Gfe sensual touching 

Toys playing .Role play .

squirter 

150/30m 

200/45m

250/60m

Outcall

450/60m

 *** Hot Promotion!!!!

All services are private and respectful. Please maintain polite communication when booking.

Hey there! I’m Bella, 21 years old, 172 cm, 62 kg. transgender and cross dresser, the hottest and most feminine trans in town! Book me now and experience the ultimate blend of beauty, elegance, and charm. 

*** NO FULL SERVICE OFFERED ***

*** Melbourne CBD***

 I’m fun, friendly, outgoing with bubbly personality and a very wild side and up for new adventures. I love to get to know you, spend time with you and make you feel special in every way

• Relaxing massage, body slides and some more fun welcome !! 
• My prices start from $120
• I’m not using fake pictures, 100% me !!!! FREE IF FAKE XX
• shower available and clean easy to get in
• My prices are non-negotiable. Please respect my rates

*** My location is on Melbourne CBD, near Melbourne central train station, easy parking and very convenient ****

More details and extra service please contact me by phone number : 0432440991 (Bella)

For Priority Access ( Fast booking)

Please send the details below 👇👇👇

• NAME:
• AGE:
• NATIONALITY:

contact me by phone number: 0432440991

No-show on your appointment without notifying me in advance will result in your number being permanently blacklisted. Which means you will be banned from any future bookings.



Hoping to see you guys soon X

GEM is Closing Indefinitely on 6th November 2026

Hi guys,

Tuyu is only 19YO, first time ever working in Australia. Please treat her well!

Rates:

• 15 min $200 ⏱️
• 30 min $250 ⏱️
• 45 min $350 ⏱️
• 60 min $450 ⏱️ 2 shots 💦

Includes: French kiss, BBBJ, 69, multiple positions passionate sex, finish in mouth +$50

Cash is the king so CASH PLEASE!💲💲

❌ no anal sorry!

Hi man, Let me seduce you and listen to my sexy.

With excellent conversational skills, I am considerate and discrete,

I offer hot GFE service.

I consider myself a very friendly and bubbly, cheerful girl. I have a fantastic set of skill that you can have lot of fun with.I am passionate, full of energy and very sensual. I believe in offering a really customized service. Relax and enjoy my skillful hands rubbing your body and get you on mood.

I am good at please a man, trust me. Look forward to meeting you soon!

Feel free to text or call me ❤️

PS- if I don’t respond to your text straight away it means I’m busy and will get back to you as soon as I can.

Jolin 0410 770 497

Hi Gentlemen,

I have Natural D cup breast and 162 cm tall. I'm eager to

please you and make sure you'll have a great time and cum back for more

classy playful 24 yrs old. Am all natural beauty. Allow me to pamper you, I'm

the girlfriend of your dreams ready to fulfill your fantasies! I offer an

independent and discrete fun service at its finest...waiting to make your day

unforgettable

My services list:

Passionate tongue kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Shower for two

Natural blowjob

Fire & Ice blowjob

Ball sucking & licking

Deep throat

Cock massage

Double handed hand-job

Cum in my mouth

Cum on my face

Cum on my ass

Cum on my tits

Natural oral on me

Fingering

Toy play

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire

Golden shower

Some Services above may costs extra

Full GFE

30 Mins $200

60 Mins $300

Outcall

60 Mins $450up plus uber

Jenny new arrived in Melbourne，good sev and hot body with passionate sev！

My GFE includes Deep Kissing, Oral both ways, Lovingly Cuddling like it was only us, Erotic Massage, Body-to-Body Rubbing, 69, Multiple Sex positions, Doggy Style (Nicely Curved Bum for padding when you pound me), role playing (student, office, nurse, teacher), ball licking, rimming on me, passionate LIP kissing, licking my vagina, cum on boobs, multiple cumming (1hr + bookings)

We can do PSE/PARTY EXTRAS JUST SMS ME IF YOU WANT THIS.

I got REAL PICTURES HERE I SHOW HALF MY FACE AND THE REST I AM SURE YOU CAN SEE I AM THE sexy age I CLAIM I AM...YOU'LL BE WEAK AT YOUR KNEES WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR TO INVITE YOU TO MY D CUP Cleavage/TREASURE CHEST, FLAUNTING TIGHT DANCER like BODY AND SMACKABLE BUT CUTE ASS.

If you want a PETITE and SLIM, elegant KOREA GIRL who feels soft, REAL, and a little Dangerously addictive…

Mature and Respectful Gentlemen only.

Come see me 💕

I’ll make Sure you Remember Every Moment with me…

I dont offer Natural sex and Anal sex please dont ask！

INCALLS GFE RATE ：

30 minutes $300

60 minutes $400

OUTCALLS GFE RATE：

starting 60 minutes: $550 + Uber ( deposit is require to cover return transport )

PLEASE NOTE：

my prices are not negotiable and if you try to negotiate my prices, you will just receive an instant block with no reply. Thank you in advance.

BOOKINGS

Please send me a text message and I will reply as soon as possible.

To book, please include the following

Your name

Preferred time

Duration

Example booking message

Hi Jenny, my name is Jamie. I would like to book 60 minutes GFE at 6pm.

IMPORTANT NOTES

Due to high demand, I respond to genuine enquiries only.

Contact Number：0411-881-683

Lots of love

Jenny xx

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am Romi easy going, bubbly personality will put you at ease whilst I endeavour to make your DREAMS and FANTASIES a reality, and your inhibitions will disappear. 

Age: 20

Nationality: Indonesian

Cup size : 36DD

Body Size: 7

Height: 163cm

My favourite thing to do is choking on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain & pleasure!

SERVICE LIST

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Deep French Kissing

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Deep Throat/Gagging

•B2B With Body slides

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Multiple Shots on Goal

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral inc 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Pearl necklace

•Cum on Body

•Sexy Lingerie

•Spanish/Italian

•Doggy style

•Fingering

🚫Sorry no anal and no natural sex🚫

My rates for full service are;

$150 for 20 mins

$200 for 30 mins

$250 for 45 mins

$300 for 60 mins -My favourite type of fun

My rate for outcall full service are:

$450 for 1 hour $850 for 2 hours

SMS 0426858591

Name: Vicky

Age: 19

Cup Size : 34C

Height: 158cm

Weight: 40kg

Size: 5

In My services I provide:

❤~Shower together❤~Body Slide

❤~ Mini skirt, Stocking high heels Uniform

❤~Teasing Foreplay❤~Seducing GFE❤~Extremely Horny❤~Relief

My full service rates are:

Incall :

$200 - 30mins

$300 - 60mins

Outcall:

$500/1 hour + Uber

And i also provide Special Dragon Service

🐉Japan Dragon Service List🐉

Sex with different positions

Cuddling and Touching/ hugs

Light Bondage

Striptease Head & Foot

Shower together

Sexy Lingerie

Full Body

Fetishes

Foot Fetishes

Party Bookings

INCALL

$450/1 hours

Include:

Sex (multiple times, different positions)

Free Dragon (sex position)

Swing Dragon (sex position)

Rotating Dragon (sex position)

Ride of your life

Royal delights

Hi Babe,

My name is Jasmine. I just arrived in Melbourne. I’m a 24-year-old college student from Japan, working here temporarily to save up for my tuition fees.

I’m super sweet, with silky white skin and perky C-cup breasts. If you’re into JAV-style Asian girls, you’re going to fall in love the moment you see me.

I will give you my best service and make sure you feel completely satisfied. Text me now to book and experience the heavenly JAV-style pleasure you’ve always dreamed of.

Standard Service Includes:

• Touching & caressing
• Sexy lingerie
• Passionate sex & intimate time
• Sensual massage
• Variety of positions
• Breast play & body slides
• And much more…

Incall Rates:

• $200 – 30 minutes
• $250 – 45 minutes
• $300 – 60 minutes

Dragon Service (Incall) – $400 / 1 hour

Includes all standard services plus special Dragon techniques:

Popping Candy Blowjob, Fire & Ice, Boobs Waves, Around the World, Diamond Fascination, cum in mouth, deep throat, cob, cof, rimming and various exciting positions, and more (pls text to requiry

Outcall Rates:

• $450 – 60 minutes + Uber (depends on location)

I love having my soft breasts touched and played with… I want you to touch me more so I can guide your hands and press my body against yours. Don’t be shy, okay? I’ll make you feel so good 💖

Looking forward to meeting you soon~

 If you are an elite gentlemen

 Looking for an alluring temptress 

to pamper and adore you

No need to look further.

I am here to satisfy your dream

There’s no problem to fulfill ur dream having me

I would like to introduce u gently & will got a the best experience with me during our session and desire to come back to me again

I am Ashley

I can be your Princess Queen And Lover

Many gentlemen describe me as sweet intriguing, fun-loving, and easy-going, 

with a classically sexy edgeI am also affectionate and eager to please

I AM ..

Naughty but nice

Sweet and kind

classy and elegant 

sexy hot body 

Smooth skin and 100% safe 

BE MINE .. BE ADDICTED

What I provide will be:

Shower together, GFE, passion and affection, sexy lingerie, touching, cuddles, Mutual oral, Sucking, FS, massage, passionate sex and others.. Feel free to ask me if you want more

$200 half hour

$300 one hour

Outcall strat from 450$ one hour plus uber fee

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕