Hallam Female Escorts

🔥✨Hi Gentleman🔥✨

Im Eva, sexy 21 YO, European beauty queen dreamy fun girl with perky DD cup boobies, gorgeous smile, long blond hair. I'm new to this industry.

My hobby is cooking and running. I've got that fiery passion and a love for the good things in life, whether it's getting into some sport, discovering new music, travelling up the coast, or sharing a block of really good chocolate and wine.

I'm down-to-earth, love a good laugh, and know how to make you feel special and want an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous, companion and fun European. Simply call or message me. Let's have a yarn and see where the adventure takes us, and just good times. Everything about me is 100% real just like my photos.

 Mobile: 0449771351

My Services InCall 🔥

Girlfriend experience:🔥

Sexy lingerie, Party booking, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ, Spanking, Mutual oral, Sensual massage (60 Mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me,

Porn star Service: 🔥

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shots,Body slides, Gagging, Sensual naked massage, Wearing custom outfits, COB, COF, COM, Foot fetish,......$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins.

My Model Profile🔥

Nationality: European/ Swedish

Age: 21

Height/Build: Slim/ petit

Dress Size: 4-6

Weight: 50 kg

Bust: DD

Eye Colour: Hazel

Hair Colour: Long Blonde

Mobile:0449771351 

MY PRICES FOR GFE/ FULL SERVICE INCALL🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $500

1 hour - $600

1.5 hrs- $1000

2 hours - $1200

MY PRICES FOR MASSAGE🔥

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $450

1 hour - $550

 Mobil: o449771351

MY PRICES FOR OUTCALL🔥

1 hr - $800+Travel Fee

1.5hrs- $1200+Travel Fee

2hrs - $1600+Travel Fee

3hrs - $2400+Travel Fee

Mobil: 0449771351

Location outside the CBD may incur a higher price

HOW TO BOOK ME🔥

To make sure we can dive straight into the magic, simply text me:

Your name

The time suits you best 

 How long you’d like to be enthralled

Mobil: 0449771351 

Follow these steps, and I’ll respond right away to lock in our intimate escape.

Example: "Hey gorgeous, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes of incall with you at 10pm."

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want to experience the most unforgettable time with the prettiest blonde around?️️

I can’t wait to meet you 

Eva XoXo

Mobil: 0449771351

ABOUT ME:

My name is Gia Belle Lux, 

I am a 20 Year Old Latin Beauty. Born and raised in Australia with Brazilian Origin.

As you can tell by my photos, i’m an absolute beauty, my photos are 100% REAL AND GENUINE. I look exactly like my pictures and clients ALWAYS say I look even better in person.

STATISTICS:

I have long Natural Black hair, A Flawless Tanned Complexion, Big Green eyes and the most luscious kissable lips. My body is all Natural from exercise and healthy Eating. I love to Exercise and keep my body Naturally FIT. 

I am dress Size 8, I am Absolutely blessed in the looks department in every sense and boast an enviable DD Natural Cup Bust. I am the lady who can make your fantasies a reality as she is picture perfect in every way.

Name: Gia Belle

Age: 20 years old 

Hair: Long/ No extensions 

Eyes: Green Eyes

Hair: Long black hair 

Nationality: Latina

Bust Size: DD cup boobs

Body Size: Size 8

Body Type: Slim thick

Weight:55kgs

Height:160cms

Face: Model Like

TEXT/CALL: 0406162828

PERSONALITY:

I am very down to earth, Classy, Attentive and sensual and want to help you Have the best time ever to relieve your stress. I’m a natural comforter which makes me the Perfect Companion. I really enjoy the company of sophisticated and kind Gentleman. 

_____________GIA BELLE____________

LOCATION:

I am available in the Melbourne CBD, Close To Southern Cross Station. 

SERVICES:

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing My Sexiest Lingerie for you… 

I provide the best GFE, unlike other girls here, I ACTUALLY pride myself on giving an Amazing Sensual Service, it includes Sex in Multiple Positions, Sensual Nude Massage, Mutual Oral, Deep French Kissing, 69, Strip Tease, Role play, DATY, Licking, Cuddling and Multiple Shots in 45/60 mins.

PRICE FOR INCALL 

$300 - 30 MINUTES

$500 - 45 MINUTES 

$600 - 60 MINUTES 

$900 - 90 MINUTES 

$1200- 120 MINUTES 

PRICE FOR OUTCALL 

$800 - 60 MINUTES + TRAVEL 

$1200 - 90 MINUTES + TRAVEL

$1,400 - 120 MINUTES + TRAVEL

$2,000 - 180 MINUTES + TRAVEL 

Only Payment Methods Accepted are Cash or instant Pay ID. 

TEXT/CALL: 0406162828

HOW TO BOOK ME:

I really Appreciate Gentlemen who are Polite. As I have an extremely busy schedule and I am booked out almost Every Day that I work, Please Be Sure to text me like the example below to Get a Quick Booking confirmed. 

To make a booking, send me a message like below.  

Eg; hello Gia, Can I please book you at 5pm for 60min Full Service at Crown Towers ($800 cash).  

Please note that I don’t answer blocked calls and will only reply to genuine bookings. I do NOT offer anal. 

Love, Gia xx

—Melbourne’s HOTTEST New Arrival —

🔥 ABOUT ME 🔥

My name is Maya, a 21 year old European beauty born overseas and raised in Australia. Brand new to the industry.

I know my body is unreal… but wait until you meet me in person. Long dark brunette hair, piercing green/ blue eyes, flawless skin, full lips, a tiny snatched waist, long toned legs and naturally huge DD boobs and a natural GORGEOUS face that makes me impossible to ignore. Everything about me is 100% real and natural.

Number: 0404-592-639

Clients constantly tell me I look even better than my photos and that my energy is what makes me unforgettable. I’m sweet, affectionate, playful and extremely passionate about making my clients feel comfortable, desired and completely addicted to my company.

I offer a luxury Girlfriend Experience in Melbourne with genuine chemistry, affection, cuddles, teasing, kissing and unforgettable intimacy. Most clients who meet me once become regulars and always end up extending because one hour with me is never enough ❤️

For privacy reasons I blur my face online, but trust me… I am the definition of a real life dream girl.

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💕 STATISTICS 💕

Age: 21 Years Young

Nationality: European / Australian

Dress Size: 6 to 8 XS

Bust: Natural DD Boobs

Body Type: Tall, Slim & Curvy

Height: 170cm

Weight: 55kg

Hair: Long Dark Brunette

Eyes: Green / Blue

Personality: Sweet, Energetic & Outgoing

Smoking: Non Smoker

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❣️ MY EXPERIENCE ❣️

I specialise in a passionate and authentic Girlfriend Experience designed to make you feel relaxed, spoiled and completely satisfied from beginning to end.

Expect genuine affection, lots of cuddles and kissing, teasing, chemistry, playful energy and unforgettable moments together. I love making my clients feel wanted and giving them an experience they can’t stop thinking about.

I’m not just another pretty girl on a website… I’m the girl everyone wishes they booked first ❤️

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💕 INCALL RATES 💕

30 Minutes — $300

45 Minutes — $500

60 Minutes — $600

90 Minutes — $1,000

2 Hours — $1,200

💕 OUTCALL RATES 💕

60 Minutes — $800

90 Minutes — $1,200

2 Hours — $1,600

3 Hours — $2,400

4 Hours — $3,000

Extras available depending on chemistry, comfort and hygiene ❤️

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💕 HOW TO BOOK 💕

For a fast and easy booking, simply text:

1. Your name
2. Length of booking
3. Preferred booking time

Example:

“Hi Maya, my name is John. I’d love to book 2 hours incall at 9pm tonight.”

I reply quickly and always do my best to accommodate bookings.

number: 0404-592-639

What are you waiting for? Don’t you want to meet the prettiest girl on this website? ❤️

New Premium Blonde Bombshell

Let’s meet - 0451 388 067

Hi there,

Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile. My name is Bella, and I am thrilled to have the opportunity to share a little bit about myself with you.

I want to emphasize that I am a genuine and authentic individual. When you first see me, you may be drawn to my attractive appearance. I take pride in my physical appearance and always strive to present myself in the best possible way. 

At first glance, my exotic and captivating features will lure you in.  I have been constantly told I have a very cute girl next door vibe however I have a very sexual nature that leaves you wanting more.  I have natural gold locks, sun kissed tanned skin and a perky butt to match! 

My passion for connecting with people on a deeper level is what led me to this profession. I genuinely enjoy getting to know my clients, understanding their desires, and sharing meaningful moments together. Whether you seek a stimulating conversation, a romantic evening, or an adventurous escapade, I am here to fulfill your desires and make you feel truly special. 

Beyond my genuine nature, I also possess a captivating charm and a warm, friendly demeanor. I am a great listener.  My goal is to create an unforgettable experience for you, tailored to your preferences and fantasies. I am open-minded, non-judgmental, and always eager to explore new experiences.

Ultimately, my aim is to create an authentic connection with you, where we can explore our desires and create unforgettable memories together.

I look forward to the pleasure of spending quality time with you soon!

Bella Rhodes x

PLEASE NOTE: A Deposit  and ID/ selfie is required on all bookings to secure our time together

You can pay this via Pay ID or Cash. 

I do not offer car meets/ anal or natural sex.  

Natural oral can be discussed for extra based on comfortability and hygiene. 

I provide in-calls at my premium CBD apartment located in the heart of Melbourne CBD or can travel for an outcall to you.  Please note Uber fees or any extras (if agreed) will be added on top of the base rate.  

Rates as per below; 

1 hour - $800 

1.5 hours - $1350 

2 hours - $1600 

3 hours - $2400 

4 hours - $3200 

I have currently used some home styled photos, have professional photos from my photoshoot coming shortly!

Til we meet, Bella 💘

IMOGEN GOLD ; Your Dream Blonde Bombshell

Miss Imogen Gold - 0424811205

Your Dream Blonde Bombshell

Hello Gentlemen!

My name is Imogen Gold, your professional sweetheart, companion, and hopeless romantic.

Now, what drew you to my profile? Was it my all-natural toned and petite little body? My long silky legs that never end? Or my luscious blonde hair and innocent porcelain-like doll face?

I’ll have you know upon meeting me you won’t only notice all my elegant features, but in the way I hold myself. I pride myself in being high class, well-spoken, and well-mannered.

I am always authentic and you will notice I have a natural ability to hold conversations, making sure we have no awkward moments so I can take the uttermost care in filling your needs and sexual desires in ways that you could never imagine!

No matter the length of our time together I want it to be enjoyed to the fullest. In the bedroom, I can be submissive, and I’m a very sensual individual.

I love both giving and receiving. And I lust after having my neck kissed and skin-to-skin touch. What makes you moan? ;)

While most of our time is spent in the room, I have also prided myself on being the perfect dinner companion. The list is endless! I’m looking for both long-term and short-term regular lovers, where we can build ongoing trust and mutual connection while also building a good rapport with jaw-dropping sex. Let your fantasies come true and your dreams come alive with me x

With great pleasure,

Imogen Gold 

RATES; 

Incall - (My place)

45 mins - $600

1 hour - $700

Outcall - (Your Place)

1 hour - $800 

1.5 hours - $1350 

2 hours - $1600 

3 hours - $2400 

4 hours - $3200

To book me, please follow the below steps; 

Contact no - 0424811205

Enquiry Booking via SMS to my mobile 

NAME: 

LOCATION: 

DATE & TIMEFRAMES:

DURATION:

ID/SELFIE 

Deposit is also required to ensure legitimacy and confirmation. ID is preferred however a live selfie can suffice depending on the situation and our conversation. 

Looking forward to hearing from you, Imogen

PHOEBE STAR PETITE BLONDE STAR

Miss Phoebe Star - 0452404033

Your Dream Petite Blonde Sex Doll 

Hello Gentlemen!

My name is Phoebe Star, your professional sweetheart, companion, and freak in the sheets.


Now, what drew you to my profile? Was it my all-natural toned and petite little body? My long silky legs that never end? Or my luscious blonde hair and innocent porcelain-like doll face? I’ll have you know upon meeting me you won’t only notice all my elegant features, but in the way I hold myself. I pride myself in being high class, well-spoken, and well-mannered.

I am always authentic and you will notice I have a natural ability to hold conversations, making sure we have no awkward moments so I can take the uttermost care in filling your needs and sexual desires in ways that you could never imagine! No matter the length of our time together I want it to be enjoyed to the fullest. In the bedroom,

I can be submissive, and I’m a very sensual individual. I love both giving and receiving. And I lust after having my neck kissed and skin-to-skin touch. What makes you moan? ;)

While most of our time is spent in the room, I have also prided myself on being the perfect dinner companion. The list is endless! I’m looking for both long-term and short-term regular lovers, where we can build ongoing trust and mutual connection while also building a good rapport with jaw-dropping sex.

I also love a good party and have hot girlfriends that can join the mix. 


Let your fantasies come true and your dreams come alive with me x


With great pleasure,


Phoebe Star

Rates;

Incall (My place)

30 mins - $300

45 mins - $500

1 hour $700

Outcall (Your Place)

1 hour - $800

1.5 hours - $1150!

2 hours - $1600

3 hours - $2400

4 hours - $3200

To book me, please follow the below steps; 

Contact no -

Enquiry Booking via SMS to my mobile 

NAME: 

LOCATION: 

DATE & TIMEFRAMES:

DURATION:

ID/SELFIE 

Deposit is also required to ensure legitimacy and confirmation. ID is preferred however a live selfie can suffice depending on the situation and our conversation. 

Looking forward to hearing from you, Phoebe

🩷ABOUT ME🩷:

Hey there, I’m Kendall — your new favourite brunette fantasy. I’m 20, a fitness model, and totally new to the scene (but already loving every second).

Think Adriana Lima vibes.. long hair, ocean-blue eyes, and a killer body that turns heads everywhere I go. I just finished high school not long ang and decided to take a gap year to have some fun and save for my first home… while giving you an unforgettable girlfriend experience.

I’m sweet, seductive, and just the right amount of naughty. My energy is playful, my curves are real, and my smile will have you hooked. I might be new, but I give my all — because my goal is to make sure you leave completely satisfied, relaxed, and already planning your next visit.

📞 Call or text: 0426 174 876

MY SERVICES:

Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

Lots of kissing, touching, and teasing… you can explore me everywhere while I make you melt.

Expect slow, sensual moments mixed with pure passion — sloppy blowjobs, your favourite positions, and a mutual naked massage to kick things off.

I’m all about chemistry, connection, and fun. Let’s make it a night you won’t forget.

MY RATES:

Incall – My Place- Full Service:

• 30 min – $300

• 45 min – $500

• 60 min – $600

• 90 min – $900

• 2 hrs – $1200

Sensual Nude Massage:

• 30 min – $250

• 45 min – $350

• 60 min – $500

Outcall – To You:

• 1 Hr - $800 + travel

• 2 hrs – $1600 + travel

• 3 hrs – $2400 + travel

• 4 hrs – $3200 + travel

• 5 hrs – $4000 + travel

💵 Cash preferred (PayID available).

Deposit or travel fee required for all bookings.

📞 0426 174 876

STATS:💫

Name: Kendall

Age: 20 Years Old

Background: Italian / Greek (Aussie born)

Eyes: Ocean Blue

Body: Toned Size 8, Hourglass

Bust: Natural DD

Height / Weight: 170 cm / 55 kg

Hair: Long Brunette

Vibe: Sweet, flirty, addictive

I’ve got a perky bust, a tiny waist, and a peachy bum that’s impossible to forget 🍑

Soft skin, long hair, and a playful personality — I’m affectionate, open-minded, and love a good party booking too.

You’ll get more than just a physical connection — you’ll leave feeling spoiled, smiling, and already missing me.

💌 BOOKINGS:

Call or text me — I might be busy, so if I don’t pick up, just send a message and I’ll reply ASAP.

When booking, please include:

1. Name
2. Time
3. Duration
4. Incall or Outcall

Example:

Hey Kendall, it’s Connor! I’d love to book an incall for 1 hour ($600) at 9 pm 💋

Text like that and I’ll confirm in no time.

REMINDERS

– Safe play only (no anal)

– No discounts please — quality comes first

– I only reply to genuine bookings

SWA15633XE

📞 0426 174 876

Can’t wait to meet you…

Love, Kendall xx

Exotic, Beautiful & Tanned Euro/Aussie Glamour Model

Welcome to my page. It's a pleasure to meet you...

My name is Nina Romero , and I can’t wait to get to know you a little better – but first, here’s a little more about me. 

The first thing people notice about me are my eyes – a deep hazel, the colour of a nice whiskey. They say there’s something luring in them. A knowing glint that perfectly compliments my cheeky smile. The next thing they notice is my tan sun kissed soft skin - with curves in all the right places. My natural, pert CC breasts, raven locks falling just above my soft nipples, a firm peach behind me and right rock hard hips begging you to hold on tight - I am a striking beauty, a sumptuous courtesan who knows how to carry herself. 

Now, let’s go even deeper. 

From the moment we meet, you’ll feel a sense of familiarity – like we’ve known each other a lifetime. Even if you’re new to escorting, my easy-going and thoughtful nature will help you feel at ease and ready to share in the sensual joys of a good time together. And my, I do love a good time – a good conversation, at an elegant dinner, or curled up in bed. I thrive on connection; it stimulates me. Both physically and mentally. 

I love to laugh, and I love to listen. I love the simple pleasures of relaxation and intimacy however I do love a good party. Hanging onto your every word, even as your hand sneaks up my thigh or brushes my hair softly from my face. But don't let my naturally warm nature fool you, a devilish streak of hedonism runs thoroughly through my blood. The sound of sweet, sinful nothings whispered in my ear. Losing ourselves in the pure bliss of exploring each and every one of our secret fantasies. The feel of soft sheets on my skin. I love the thrill of desire, and feeling desired and being able to fill your very needs excites me to yearn for more. 

I can be a one time treat or a long-term lover. Either way, I'm ready and waiting. Take me. Taste me. I'm yours.

Come, sin with me.

I’m waiting, you’re sexy vixen. Nina xx

Booking procedure as per below; 

Rates -

Incall -

30 mins - $500

45 mins - $600

1 hour - $800

Outcall -

1 hr - $800

1.5hr - $1350

2hr - $1600

3hrs - $2400

4 hrs - $3200

To book for outcalls (Me to You) I require ID and a selfie to ensure the legitimacy of the person booking and the booking itself. A deposit may be required depending on the distance. Please note ubers are an additional charge and hotel outcall appointments must be 4/5 star. No motels.

You can contact me by call or SMS via mobile on 0406108353

Please note; I do cover partially my face due to privacy reasons and as I love the world of escorting I do keep my every day life seperate. I will respect the same for you and trust everything we do and say is at the upmost discretion at all times.  

I’m your little dirty secret and you’re mine also.

Your petite sensual lover, 

Hello Gentlemen,

I am Ophelia Phillips your seductive, beautiful, petite eccentric  high end escort.  

Being a free spirit with an open mind I was naturally led to pursue my life as an elite courtesan.

I'm often told I am friendly, genuine, kind and a lot of fun.

I am 25 and have decided to come back to the world of escorting which I have to say I’ve been craving and longing to come back to since taking a break to travel.  

Don't let my fierce looks fool you. Upon meeting me you will feel at ease straight away and find I'm very down to earth. I pride myself on being genuine and creating an authentic human connection. This is the reason why I love what I do.

I often am told I resemble the likes of Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction which I find to be quite the compliment. 

I am well travelled and a skilled conversationist with a vast array of topics to keep you mentally stimulated. 

I adore international travel, am a sponge for knowledge and enjoy living life to the fullest. 

And now to the fun part- sex! You will have an out of this world sexual experience with me. I'm not just a pretty face, I know what a man wants and needs and its what I do best. 

Discretion is of the upmost importance, what happens between us is strictly confidential. 

I love a good party so party bookings are welcome and have a hot friend or 2 that can join the mix at your choice.  

Please note; I’ve temporarily used some home styled photos of myself.  Professional photos will be updated shortly.  

Rates as per below; 

1 hr - $800

1.5hr - $1350 

2hr - $1600

3hr - $2400  

I look forward to our time together.  You can call or text me via 0405 423 768. 

With Love,

Ophelia

Enquiry Booking Form via SMS 

NAME: 

CITY:

DATE & TIMEFRAMES:

DURATION:

I also do require ID or selfie and a deposit for outcalls to ensure legitimacy.  No time wasters, car meets and NO natural sex.  Not respecting my boundaries will result in being black listed. 

Welcome gentlemen and couples,

I’m Sofia, your gorgeous Australian companion, with mesmerising eyes, stunning curves and a radiant feminine energy.

I’m passionate, down to earth, cheeky and have a very bubbly personality. I can get along with anyone and know how to make people feel at ease. I enjoy meeting people who are respectful, honest, personable and have a good sense of humour.

I have a delectable size 8 figure, with perfect perky natural breasts, a tiny waist and an incredible booty. My tan skin is so silky and smooth, and I have a naturally pretty, youthful face with wide hazel/gold eyes and delicious, plump lips.

Bookings:

Please send a text with your name, age, booking length, time and whether you’re after an incall or outcall. I’ll reply ASAP with confirmation.

Please note:

✨ My private incall is discreet and located in South Melbourne

✨ Payment can be made via PayID, Beem or in cash

✨ For outcall, a travel fee will incur

✨ My photos are recent, genuine and verified

✨ I don’t send face selfies for security reasons

Looking forward to hearing from you

Sofia xx

0404825012

I’m that cute classy, nerdy little petite blonde you see next door, I’m bubbly and cuddly x

Message me for inquiries and get to know Lexi hehe

I will not respond to messages just saying hi, I will need at least a name,age and what area you are from, also an ID picture or your license for safety reasons x

Hello gentlemen,

I’m Maddy Rose ✨ A petite blonde with European roots and a fresh, natural look. Think classic model vibes, long golden-blonde hair, glowing skin, a warm smile, and soft feminine curves. 💛

I’m new to the industry, so what you see is exactly what you get, all my photos are genuine and up to date. ❤️

I’m bubbly, down-to-earth and easy to chat with, with a relaxed European charm that makes spending time together feel effortless. Whether you’re after great conversation, plenty of laughs or simply a fun, memorable experience, I’ll make sure you feel comfortable, welcome and enjoy every moment. 🤍✨

📞 0406 141 496  

✨ I specialise in creating tailored, unforgettable experiences, whether you’re seeking sensual intimacy, playful chemistry, deep connection or something a little adventurous 😘

Every moment with me is unhurried, natural and centred around real chemistry and mutual pleasure 💎💋

It would be my absolute pleasure to bring your fantasy to life and leave you smiling long after we part ❤️✨

For the adventurous gentleman, I also offer an exclusive duo experience- perfect for those seeking something extra exciting, passionate and truly unforgettable 😈💦 Expect teasing energy, deep connection and an indulgent, satisfying escape 🔥✨🤍✨

My Services ✨❤️✨ 

🥂💖. Girlfriend experience:

Sexy lingerie, Multiple shots (60 mins +), Kissing, Multiple positions, Covered BJ,Party booking,Spanking, Mutual oral,Sensual massage(60 mints +), Sensual cuddling and Conversation, Oral on me.

🥂💖. Porn star Service: 

Party booking, BBBj, Multiple shot, Body slides, Gagging, sensual naked massage,Wearing custom outfits,COB,COF,COM,Foot fetish....$600 for 30 mins / $900 for 45 mins / $1200 for 60 mins

📞. 0406 141 496 

My Model Profile✨❤️✨ 

Nationality: Swedish background

Age: 22YO 

Dress size: 4/6 Extra Small

Chest size: DD Perky

Body Type: Petite/ Slim

Personality: Sweet/ Outgoing

Smoker: Non Smoker

Height/ Weight: 5'5/ 50kg

Hair: long Blonde

Face:Model looks, Absolute Stunner!

💌 Contact Me 💌

Text me to begin your indulgent escape 💋✨

📞. 0406 141 496 

🥂💖 GFE / Full Service Incall 💖🥂

✨ 30 mins — $300

✨ 45 mins — $500

✨ 1 hour — $600

✨ 1.5 hours — $1000

✨ 2 hours — $1200

🥂💖 Outcall 💖🥂

✨ 1 hour — $800

✨ 1.5 hours — $1200

✨ 2 hours — $1600

✨ 3 hours — $2400

📍 Locations outside Melbourne CBD may incur an additional fee.

📞. 0406 141 496

🥂💖 How to Book 💖🥂

To keep things smooth, discreet and effortless, please text:

💎 Your name

💎 Preferred time

💎 Length of booking

Example:

“Hi Gigi, it’s Mark. I’d love to book 60 minutes incall at 10pm.”

I’ll reply promptly to confirm 💕✨

✨ What are you waiting for?

✨Come and experience the elegance & passion companion 💋👑

With love,

Gigi 💕💋

0406 141 496  📞.

✨Hello Gentlemen - Welcome To My Profile ✨

About Me:

My Name Is Candice, I am a 22 Year Old Blonde Aussie, with Swedish Background. I am Providing Full Service in the Melbourne CBD. 

I’m the Fun, Flirty, and Super-Hot discrete woman of your dreams that you’ve been searching for!

I am 100% genuine. My Photos are Real and Recent, what you see is what you get. I am not Asian and have big blue eyes.

I am often described as The girl with Supermodel Looks and a Perfect Fit and Slim Body. I have juicy natural boobs and a toned curvy ass. When clients see me, the first thing they say is, “WOW you actually look exactly like your photos”. I barely wear makeup, my face is very naturally beautiful and I am often complimented on my appearance.

I’m a Fitness Model and super into a healthy fit lifestyle which means that i have a tight and toned slim frame. I work out and train at the Gym 5-6 Days a Week. I have no tattoos or piercings and appearance means absolutely Everything to me. I will always look my Absolute Best for you.

My Statistics:

Nationality: Australian/ Swedish

Age: 22 Years Old

Dress size: 6 (Small)

Weight: 55kgs Slim

Chest size: DD Natural Boobs

Eyes: Big Blue Eyes

Hair: Light Blonde 

Number: 0404019981

FULL SERVICE - Girlfriend Experience:

My Girlfriend Experience/ Full Service Includes Sex in multiple positions, French kissing, Mutual oral, sloppy Blowjob, Nude Massage, Hot Outfits, Hand Relief, Spanish, Italian and a really nice passionate time with me.

(I LOVE SEX, and trying out New positions, I love my job and enjoy pleasing my generous Clients).

INCALL - PRICES FOR SEX/GFE:

$300 - 30 mins

$500 - 45 mins

$600 - 60 mins

$900 - 90 mins

$1200 - 2 hours 

OUTCALL -

$800 - 1 Hour + Travel Fee

$1,200 - 1.5 Hour + Travel Fee

$1,600 - 2 Hour + Travel Fee

$2,400 - 3 Hour + Travel Fee

Bookings

In order to facilitate an easy booking process, please provide the following...

1.Name

2.Time

3.Duration

4.Service 

When texting to make a booking, please specify if you’re after a massage or GFE.

Hi Candice, I’m Andy, could I make a 5pm booking for 45 Minutes of GFE ($500). Thankyou. Etc: 

When I get messages like this, I get so happy and confirm the booking almost Instantly if I’m available. 

My number: 0404019981

Thanks for taking the time to check out my profile, Please don't waste your time on fake profiles and book me in today! See you soon xo 

Lots of Love Candice 💕🦋

💖 ABOUT ME

I’m Gabriela, a stunning 24-year-old with European and Latina heritage. I’m known for my soft skin, beautiful curves, long hair, and striking features — but most of all, my warm and inviting energy.

My presence is sensual and calming, ensuring every appointment feels personal, unrushed, and exclusive. Everything flows naturally with me — whether you’re craving meaningful conversation or slow, romantic sensuality, you’ll feel appreciated and desired in my company.

I’m always styled in beautiful lingerie and carry myself with elegance and confidence. I live an active, healthy lifestyle and value hygiene, discretion, and mutual respect above all else.

For privacy and discretion, my face is blurred in photos. Even so, they are a true reflection of me — and I’m often told I’m even more captivating in person..💖

🩷 My Services

I offer an attentive and sensual Girlfriend Experience, available for both incall and outcall appointments. I focus on genuine chemistry and creating an intimate escape from the everyday.

🤍 Boundaries

Your comfort and mine are always a priority. Please enquire politely regarding any preferences.

💌 How to Book

To ensure a smooth booking process, please text with the following details:

Hi Gabriela, my name is (NAME). I saw your profile and would like to book you at (TIME) for (LENGTH). Please let me know if you’re available. Thank you.

Looking forward to meeting you,

Gabriella 🌹

Book now: 0485 589 079

Name: Amber

Age:22

Breast Size :36DD Natural

Height : 165CM

Size: 7

Nationality : 🌸Japanese🌸

Hi baby, My name is Amber, 22 years old, from Japan Osaka.

I am super hot and sexy with natural soft big boobs and very good body shape.

I am Size 7 , 165cm, 36DD cup natural breasts and long hair.

I have tight ass and I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice milky silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .

If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget

I live in a big spacious Private unit, Clean and Comfortable, come to me I will make you happy and relax. Many Parking is available on the street.

My full service and PSE included:

❤️ Passionate Deep Kissing & Wet Blowjob

🧼 Sexy Nude Shower Together

💦 Juicy, Dripping & Always Ready

🧴 Body Slide & Nude Massage

💃 Naughty Lingerie, Miniskirt & Stockings

🔥 Mutual Masturbation & Teasing Foreplay

💋 Seductive GFE

👄 Deep Throat, Squirting & More Positions That You Can Handle

🎉 Party Bookings & Fetish Friendly

Let’s create a steamy, unforgettable moment that’ll keep you coming back for more…

My Incall full service rate in my own private place:

$180 – 30 mins

$230 – 45 mins

$280 – 60 mins

🚗 My Outcall full service in your private place rate:

$400/hour + Uber (Depends on locations)

Extra Service:

💦 CIM, COF, COB

🔗 Light Bondage

💋 Rimming & Deep Throat

🌧 Golden Shower (on you)

…& More – just ask, baby 😈

I’m open-minded, extremely horny, and love making sure you're fully satisfied.

📲 Text me now to book! (No private numbers please)

Safe, discreet & unforgettable ✨

Let Amber be your wildest fantasy tonight. What are you waiting for?

ARIA JADE - Blonde, Petite & Gorgeous Treat

0416 920 609

Hello gentlemen, 

My name is Aria and I'm rather excited to be your chosen companion.

At 24 years old, I exude a youthful yet confident & warm nature. Of Australian/Bulgarian descent I am blessed with a naturally beautiful face, petite and super toned figure, complemented by soft natural long golden blonde locks and sparkling mesmerising hazel/honey almond eyes.

Upon meeting I can assure you will be eager to explore me further behind closed doors. In addition to hours of fun, I can be whatever you want me to be. Devious in the bedroom, compassionate companion or a secret vault for you to unwind and tell me anything you want that you haven’t to anyone before. I am your safe space. 

I take immense pride in always being immaculately presented from my choice of wardrobe to the alluring seductive lingerie underneath. Rest assured my photos are an accurate representation of what to expect when we meet.

I look forward to spending time in your company & providing you with an experience to remember.

Love, Aria.

To book me, please follow the below steps; 

Contact no - 

Enquiry Booking via SMS to my mobile 

NAME: 

LOCATION: 

DATE & TIMEFRAMES:

DURATION:

ID/SELFIE: 

A deposit is also required to ensure legitimacy and confirmation. ID is preferred however a live selfie can suffice depending on the situation and our conversation. I will always respect your privacy. The above steps are to ensure my time is being respected and most importantly my safety. 

Please note; I cover my face for my privacy to keep my personal life seperate. I have a beautiful doll like face, bright honey almond eyes and long blonde silky hair. Rest assure, I’ve never had a complaint in terms of my looks and/or service.

Til we meet, Aria. 

My name is Ruby, a mesmerizing and alluring companion who is here to fulfill your deepest desires and provide you with unforgettable moments of pure bliss. With a unique blend of charm, sophistication, and sensuality, I am the epitome of elegance and seduction.

Behind my enchanting smile and sparkling eyes, lies a woman who is well-versed in the art of pleasure. With a deep understanding of your needs and desires, I am dedicated to creating an experience that is tailored to your personal preferences and fantasies. Whether you seek a discreet dinner companion, a passionate escape from reality, or an adventurous travel companion, I am here to make your dreams come true.

I thrive on engaging in intellectual conversations and establishing a genuine connection with those who choose to share their time with me. I am a great listener, open-minded, and non-judgmental, ensuring that our encounters are not only physically exhilarating but emotionally fulfilling as well.

With an exquisite silhouette, silky-smooth skin, and an irresistible charm... I take pride in my appearance, from elegant dresses that accentuate my curves to lingerie that leaves a little to the imagination, I love to dress to impress.

When you step into my world, you can expect a discreet and professional encounter filled with passion, seduction, and genuine companionship. Your satisfaction, comfort, and privacy are my utmost priorities, and I always strive to exceed your expectations.

Indulge yourself in the pleasure you deserve. Allow me to be your confidante, your escape, and your ultimate companion. 

Let's create unforgettable moments together...

SERVICE LIST:

Affectionate Cuddling

Shower together

Passionate Kissing,

Exotic Nude Massage

Teasing Foreplay

B2B With Body slides

Sensual massage

DATY- Oral on Me

Mutual masturbation

Mutual oral including 69

Nipple kissing/sucking

Doggy style etc sex in Multiple Positions

Mini skirt, Sexy Lingerie, Stocking high heels Uniform dress up

BBBJ

CIM

COB

Deep throat

Rimming

some of the services above cost extra

Text for me more information

Incall Rate :

$200 - 30 mins

$300 - 60 min

Outcall Rate :

$450up with uber cost- 60 mins (Depends on the location)

Special Diamond service

$400 - 60 mins (Incall)

$550up with uber cost - 60 mins (Outcall depends on the location)

Special skill in my Diamond Service.

It will take at least one hour with me.

📍 MELBOURNE CBD

BOOKINGS & INFORMATION— please enquire via text or what’s app

CONTACT: 0406 528 255

⬇️ 😉 BEFORE YOU SCROLL 😉 ⬇️  

Ask me for my digital portfolio & Check out my latest encounters via my private & exclusive content bank!

😈 📸 🎥 📸 🎥 📸 🎥 📸 🎥 📸 🎥 📸 🎥 😈

💎 EXCLUSIVE AMATEUR PORN: SELF PLEASURE: B/G PLAY & FUCKING: JOI & KINK & FETISH CONTENT IS NOW HERE & READY TO BE SENT TO YOUR INBOX

💎 REQUEST CUSTOM & PERSONALISED CONTENT THAT WILL CREATED PERSONALLY TO ONLY BE SHARED WITH YOU —

💎 I, WINTER GRACE AM NOT & NEVER HAVE BEEN ON ONLY FANS OR ANY OTHER ADULT CONTENT WEBSITE OR PLATFORM, THIS ENSURES I CAN PROVIDE COMPLETE EXCLUSIVITY —

CONTENT ENQUIRIES & INFO ℹ️

TEXT/WHATS APP— 0406 528 255

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My name is Winter Grace ❄️

I am Australian, but born in Europe with an English background 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I am 5f7 tall, with big boobs & a peachy bum! I have a slim womanly body with soft curves, a beautiful face & big smile to match!

I am well travelled and educated, yet come from humble beginnings, an extremely non traditional background and have a lot of life experience! This makes me very relatable, open minded & completely non judgemental.

I am very bubbly & easy going lady, with a warm, welcoming nature and a witty sense of humour, you will be always be greeted with a friendly smile & it won’t take long for you to sense my intuitive nature and authenticity.

I aim to provide a relaxing & fun experience that is filled with the perfect balance of genuine pleasure, passion, laughter and conversation…or if you prefer…less conversation & pure sexual energy whilst your wildest desires & temptations are being fulfilled 😈

When I am here in Melbourne you’ll meet me at my in-call location which is in Melbourne CBD. My apartment is luxurious, discreet, immaculately clean & a relaxing yet sexy vibe, lit by candles & always some music playing in the background to match the experience 🎵

I provide a wide selection of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages to choose from as well as all the bathroom & other personal products you could possibly need to freshen up before and after the fun 😉

I’m an experienced professional, I genuinely love what I do, I take our time together and my level of professionalism & engagement very seriously, that is something that will be apparent from the very beginning of our communication, your enquiry ☺️

___

I also have a very different side ⬇️ 😏

I am an experienced Mistress, specifically within the dominatrix realm and it is my pleasure, literally, to have you completely submissive and have you bowing at my feet begging for more. I welcome any level of experience in this space from complete beginners to the highly experienced.

Outside of the “Dom/Sub” dynamic- I also love kink & fetish exploration, I genuinely enjoy the free spirited nature in exploring your fetish’s/kinks together.

I have the ability to facilitate almost any experience within that space & take pride in being a trusted & valued part of your journey delving deeper.

I hope I have sparked your curiosity, answering enough ahead of time and really look forward to hearing from you & chatting about the incredible experience we are able to create 💫

I can assure you will not regret it..

PLEASE NOTE:

EXPERIENCE/SERVICE OPTIONS LISTED ARE NOT LIMITED TO ONLY THOSE, FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR SOMETHING SPECIFIC IF I’VE NOT MENTIONED IT, I AM VERY LIKELY TO BE COMPLETELY OPEN ,WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING THE SPACE REQUIRED FOR THE PARTICULAR DESIRES YOU ARE LONGING TO FULFILL.

💎 SOFT “DREAM GIRLFRIEND” EXPERIENCE

“Playful, Soft & sensual”

Light kissing, cuddling, sensual massage, & a perfectly balanced full service experience for those who are looking for connection. playfulness and sex appeal.

❄️ 15 min- $350

❄️ 30 min- $550

❄️ 45min- $700

❄️ 60 min- $850

❄️ 90 min- $1300

💎 PORN STAR EXPERIENCE.

Sensual massage & Erotic massage, DFK, deep throat, gagging, face fucking, hard fucking, MSOG & more on request.

❄️15 min- $400

❄️ 30 min- $650

❄️ 45 min- $800

❄️ 60 min- $950

❄️ 90 min- $1450

BBBJ-COF/CIM- CREAMPIE are an optional additional service for more info please scroll towards bottom of this page- alternatively reach out with any questions you may have :)

💎 PLAYFUL KINK EXPERIENCE

Erotic massage, light BDSM, sensory play, face sitting, ass worship, toys on me, toys for you, Edging, selective role-play, MSOG & curated with a blend of PORN STAR EXPERIENCE & Kink Exploration to create one erotically designed encounter 🥵

(Pegging available for Extra Fee, please enquire about this particular experience)

❄️ 30 Min- from $750

❄️ 45 Min- from $950

❄️ 60 Min- from $1250

❄️ 90 Min- from $1750

💎 FETISH WORLD 🌎 (BDSM SESSION)

Dominatrix & Ready to be your next mistress… I provide a complete slave/Dom experience with an unmatched natural ability to balance the energy between us, reach a new level of self discovery and wild exploration. Be prepared to serve me, as your insanely hot & and curious Mistress. This experience is completely suitable for beginners in the kink/BDSM world or for those who are more experienced! If you are wanting to further explore your kink for the complete submissive experience, this is the perfect opportunity to safely play with freedom.

❄️ 30 min- From $850

❄️ 45 min- From $1150

❄️ 60 min- From $1450

❄️ 90 min- From $2150

💎 COUPLES/GROUPS/CUCKS

Have you been thinking about trying a threesome? Or maybe even something more specific & intense?

Enquire within and it’s likely that I will jump at the chance to join you 🤤

I also have a professional male duo partner, available to create the mind blowing experience you’ve always desired! Please Enquire with Winter regarding this.

💎 Experiences listed above start from $1450..

SOME FETISH & KINK’S I PROVIDE:

Soft or hard core BDSM, Role play, Body worship, Foot fetish, Caning, spanking, Pegging, Ass stretching on you, training on you, SPH, JOI, CNC, Cross Dressing, Sissy play and MUCH more upon request 😈 💦

I PROVIDE SOME ADDITIONAL SERVICES THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE UPON REQUEST, PLEASE SEE BELOW ⬇️

BBBJ & COF/CIM: $350

BBBJ&NAT COMBINED: $650 *conditions apply*

FILMING: videography from our personal & private intimate experience from $500, enquire with Winter (face included) *NDA sometimes Required*

PEGGING: From $250

ANAL: from $475, please enquire with Winter ❄️

** COST EFFECTIVE PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR CLIENTS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN TWO OR MORE ADDITIONAL SERVICES IN ONE BOOKING**

⬇️ IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE OF ⬇️

* A DEPOSIT OF 30% will be taken for ALL bookings, this protects my time and income, your deposit will confirm and secure the booking & will be taken off your remaining balance.

**conditions apply** Please contact me for further assistance.

* OUTCALLS (in calls are preferred but I am sometimes available depending on the location)

ALL out calls are from a minimum of $850 + a travel fee. Photo ID prior to me arriving is non negotiable.

Travel fee is calculated on distance and travel time.

* TEXT/WHATS APP ONLY- I respectfully do not answer phone calls for first enquiries.

* I am strictly an INDEPENDENT escort.

* ENQUIRIES- All communication must be conducted with respect & in a polite manner. Please include your name, type of service/experience you are looking for, how long you would like to make the booking for and finally the expected date/time. Messages with no details or information such as mentioned above, for example “Hi” will be respectfully ignored.

* CASH, BEEM & PAYID is accepted for booking payment & PAYID or BEEM for deposit payment prior to your booking. 

If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to reach out and ask me for any further information 😊

I hope to meet you soon!

With love,

— Winter ❄️ x

MILA JAMES ; Stunning , Playful Seductress - Experience The Best

Hello sir, Who am I you ask? 

Well, I’m Mila James.  

If I’ve caught your attention, it’s because you are a man who is averse to the average. You only seek extraordinary experiences that accentuate your already accomplished life. Average people seek average things, but men of action pursue only the very best. If that’s you, experience a more extraordinary side of life with me.

Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Mila, a high-class Melbourne courtesan often described as a vivacious, irresistible, optimistic adventure seeker with a smile that hides a myriad of mischief and mystery. I possess a natural, wild femininity and excitable energy that you will find refreshing. I have been known to be a flirty vixen, and won’t hold back when it comes to intriguing you and captivating your full attention and curiosity within minutes of our first meeting.

I am of Canadian/Dutch heritage, with golden-brown locks, flawless skin, slim and slender smooth legs, beautiful full womanly breasts and curves in all the right places. My body is the perfect playground and I love to play. If we haven’t met yet, you may need to prepare yourself as I’m not for the faint of heart – I don’t hold back in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.

Do you seek new experiences? With me, it’s all about the limitless possibilities. I’m a an adventurous pleasure seeker, both in and out of the bedroom. I’m deviously creative and also have the best great banter to put you at ease… I’m very in tune with my own body and have an insatiable appetite for sex. I’ve been told many times that I’m an expert when it comes to giving pleasure. 

Confess your deepest desires, your fantasies and your sins to me. I’ll never judge you, instead,

I’m often told that my open-mindedness, authenticity and enthusiasm makes me addictive and raises the bar for your future erotic encounters.

As a genuinely pleasure seeker and alternatively if you desire, I’d love to bring along one of my gorgeous friends to also come play with us – along for a deviant duo girlfriend or pornstar play session that none of us will ever forget.

I’m not the light at the end of the tunnel… I’m brighter than that. I’m the flame.

Have I got your attention yet?

I’m waiting,

Mila James.  

Booking procedure as below; 

MY NUMBER: 0405096071 (call or text me) 

Enquiry Booking Form via SMS to my mobile 

NAME: 

LOCATION: 

DATE & TIMEFRAMES:

DURATION:

I also do require ID or selfie and a deposit for outcalls to ensure legitimacy and confirmation. Please no time waters or you will be reported and black listed. 

Rates as per below; 

1 hr - $800

1.5hr - $1350

2hr - $1600

3hr - $2400 

* Please don’t also let my photos fool you I am a 10/10 beauty glamour model and I only partially blur my images due to my privacy as although I love and crave the world of escorting I do live a normal life also. Please respect my privacy and I will always respect yours. Everything we do is at your discretion. So not to worry. 

* Disclosure; My tattoos are edited for my privacy, I take great respect for confidentiality I expect the same in return. 

Love always, Mila.

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕