Hamilton Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

Hi guys I am a beautiful girl new to specially trained in providing the ultimate relief for men. Meanwhile have other girl friend, and we can do double to treat you like a king.

I provide friendly and unrushed full personal escort services.l am very much experienced at Nuru Erotic massage and sex.

Let me relax you in the dimmed lights,play some soft music, and let me kiss every inch of of your skin.It is not just professional massage, but a relaxing pleasure, if you are looking for a wonderful experience,l will be the perfect choice.

l am quite naught as well. I am a giving person and love to please,l am very affectionate and love kissing, touching, cuddles...

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Hi❤️Gentlemens

I’m Miko a 23yo  PARTY

sexy hotty NEW in Australia. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

💕☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!😘😘😘😘

💕☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your ...wink wink..!💋

💕☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!! 💋

💕☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.💋

🌸🌸Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Incall Price:

📌$120/15mins

📌$150/30mins

📌$200/45mins

📌$250/60mins

♡ Natural Boobs Ocean Wave Oil Body rub body to body

♡ Hottie Full Time Body Rub service No Rush

$ 120 for 30 minutes

$ 200 for 60 minutes

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees 

$100 deposit to secure booking

Waiting for you on 0493 989 029

Bubbly Friendly lady 🔝 No Rush service

My name : Lindy

My age : 30

My height & weight : 160cm / 46kg

My Bust : 34 D natural

My Body : Toned / Slim / Fit

I'm from : Taiwan (Asian)

I'm a very self-disciplined woman. I love to do some Yoga and Exercise to maintain my body shape and health.

I'm a Bubbly, Good manners and Passionate Respectful lady,I hope you are too!

I know how to make you happy and relax 🥰.

I do very nice Sexy BJ CIM 😘

If you feel tired and sore body, can try my massage service to relax and enjoy me touching every inch of your body 👍🏼

Please ⚠️⚠️

NO NEGOTIATE ON MY PRICE

NO BAD HYGIENE CLIENT

NO RUDE DISRESPECTFUL TEXTS

NO ANAL SEX

NO NATURAL SEX

NO FACE PHOTO

Give me a chance to service you when you see my profile 😘 Waiting for your texts babe ❤️❤️

#Please text me with your name and time&service you like book!!

• 1. SIGNATURE Massage Package

• 300$ for 60 mins (cash only)
•  
• Full body relaxation massage 💆‍♂️
• include extras : BBBJ CIM

• 2. GFE Girlfriend Experience Full Service

• 250$ for 60mins (cash only)
• 150$ for 30mins (cash only)
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• Protected Sex, 69, Face sit, Covered BJ, Shower, Full body Teasing, Touching, Dirty Talk, Licking you

• 3. PREMIUM VIP 💎 Diamond Service

• 450$ for 60mins (cash only)
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• Full GFE Service, Balls play and lick, Hot and Cold BBBJ, CIM, Rimming on you, Shower together

• 4. STANDARD MASSAGE Happy Ending (NO SEX)
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• 120$ for 30mins (cash only)
• 220$ for 60mins (cash only)
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• Full Body Relaxation Oil Massage, Naked body rub, Hand relief, Covered BJ, Full body Teasing

Lindy

I’m so pleased that you’ve found your way to me here. 🐵

I'm Abby, a lovely size 7, with a trim waist and an ass that is as round as a peach. A stunning Korean-born woman with a fascinating Korean background and a voice you can't get enough of.

I actually like meeting new people and seeing where our conversations might go.

I have a kind, affectionate personality that leans toward the fun side, which makes me the ideal companion for the chivalrous philanderer.

a femme fatale who enjoys exquisite food, expensive wine, and seductive actions. Permit me to luxuriate in you because I am very tactile and sapiosexual.

I have a natural submissiveness that I can use to help you discover your dominant side. I'm nice but cheeky. I'm a mischievous beast, though, and I can switch to control a guy or woman as well. I enjoy having the upper hand.What role-playing game would you like to play today? I enjoy becoming creative with fantastic role-playing games. I genuinely adore giving and receiving pleasure, and nothing makes me happier or more content than hearing you groan as you pass through my body.

To get you turned on, I'll give you a soothing, sensual massage. I am aware of the best ways to use my body. I want to make the most of our time together and impress everyone. I provide a girlfriend-like experience.

🦋 PRICE FOR INCALL 🦋

 Sex in my place

$140 - 30 MINUTES

$200 - 45 MINUTES

$240 - 60 MINUTES

$460 - 120MINUTES

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I appreciate you taking the time to look through my profile. 🥰

I may even be the lucky female who gets to share something intimate with you while you're still undressed!

Grab my sexy ass, and taste my juicy pussy. You'll find me sweet, charming, and full of fun.

I have exceptionally smooth nice Silky skin which can make you rock hard in a heartbeat.

We'll have a very enjoyable and unforgettable time. Intimate, personal and u rushed service.

I'm extremely horny and fuck passionately, riding you to the limit and making you cum again and again almost to the point you won't be able to feel your feet.

Full Service:

$120/15mins

$150/30mins

$200/45mins

$250/1hr

I promise that you'll love that and never forget the special. My goal is to

provide you with a satisfying and memorable time. My service includes Lip

kissing, touching each other, sex with different positions with protection, and

girlfriend experience.

I will provide you with a great passion ultimate girlfriend experience and an unforgettable night. I am sure that we will have a great time together.

I enjoy the pleasures that we can share and I assure you that I am

dedicated to providing you with the highest possible standard of girlfriend

experience I truly enjoy discreet appointments with gentlemen of style and

taste from around the world.

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Hey boys, I'm Miss London 💋..your lascivious, cheeky, little minx.

I'll keep this short and direct to the point..if your up for a fuck and want to experience the best..send me a text..forget the rest..there something about Mary, or should I say me, I will captivate and enchant you..ha! My specialty..

If you dare to go there let me warn you, perhaps think twice..intoxicated, addicted..yes I'll become your vice..

Im Miss London, the only one who will ever be..forever stamped in your memory, as no one else does it quite like me! 

Due to Vic Advertising laws im unable to describe my services however i am more than happy to send you these particulars via text.

I am a licenced independent escort not affiliated with anyone or any agency. 

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Hi Gentlemen

I have silky skin, long legs, intelligent, attractive, sexy and well educated High Class companion. My slim, stunning body with wonderful firm ass, beautiful legs and natural perfect Boobs 36d my pretty face with sexy body.

I am a hot Stundent girl and would like to have fun with you right now. I am super experienced in all sex positions and will try my best to make you high. I am good at using my body, mouth and hand to make you finish. I promise you will be high as soon as get my sexy nude body.

Lets book now honey don't wait any more 😘

Don’t hesitate to call me for outcall and incall rate !

 Call or text now

0420 529 958

DIANA

Hi Everyone.

Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.

CALL ME. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN

I have all natural DD Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.

I give pleasure in a slow,unhurried service. You will not be disappointed. We have a great time together. l have the right amount of shyness and a teasing look that will get you breathless in a flash. 

I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.

Here are service list ⬇️

Sex with different positions

Cuddling and Touching/ hugs

Mutual Play

Head & Foot Body Rub

Shower together

Sexy Lingerie

Full Body Rub

Body slide

Looking forward to hearing from you 

text me

0410 770 497 Jolin

Please SMS/Call me for booking = Private number not answer

Hi guys:

I’m Zara DD CUP l stunning escort, working alone. I’m open-minded because I travel to a lot of countries. I only speak English btw. I’m staying alone for incall and I can also do outcall too!

 along with different types of services., I’m sure that you are dreaming of finding a memorable experience, so let me guarantee you that you found the girl of your dreams. I absolutely want to meet you. I’m offering independent 

 Please be nice coz I’m also very pleasurable, smiling and has a very positive attitude.

 Will definitely make your Experience worth while.

No boring moments! No rush cuz it’s your time. . . Let the fun begin & you will not forget our moments together!

My Incall rates:

30mins/$150

45mins/$200

60mins/$250

Outcall start from $450/hour

Ring☎:0414 294 548 Zara

HI gents,

I am a sweet passionate girl with a smile that only ever leaves my face when getting up to something a little more mischievous with you between the sheets :p.

From the time we meet to the unfortunate time you have to leave I will put you at ease with tantalising conversation and that little bit more…. Have you ever been touched by an angel ??? I know that after you place your hands on my silky smooth skin, grab hold of my perfectly petite busty size 7 body you will swear that you have.

For me being with a man is more than just physical, it is a connection between body and mind, a connection that I specialise in and I guarantee you that whatever worries, stresses, nerves or troubles you have will melt away in my hands.

Let me be your fantasy, let me be your lover, let me be your burning desire and above all else I will be all yours, the one, the only, the best Asian GFE in Australia that will linger in your mind as long as you can remember !!

Love always,

ZOE0426 972 388

Picture your hottest, toe-curling, clutch-the-sheets-because-it-feels-that-fucking-good sexual fantasy. Maybe it's a steamy secret you've kept under wraps, or maybe your partner knows exactly what you've been dreaming of. Whether you're a smidge on the shy side or just haven't had the opportunity to explore (yet!), pretty much everyone has a sexual fantasy that revs their engine and they'd love to make it a romping reality.

So we are calling it out, making people admit to themselves, to their partners that they have fantasies to act upon. That they are limited only by their own imaginations.... if you can tell us what gets your juices flowing, we will set the scene better than it is set in your thoughts, and the sexual chemistry we will bring will be nothing short of sizzling, so buckle up, because Phoenix Rose & Jett Love will take you on one hell of a hot ride!!

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How To Book 

Text, call or email the below filled in:

“Hello my name is (insert)

I’m looking to book you for (insert length of time) for (insert service)

My preferred date and time is (insert) for an (insert incall or outcall) 

Please let me know if you’re available 

Thank you”

Additional things needed to book are; 

 ⁃ photo ID 

 ⁃ 50% Deposit (via Beem) 

The remainder is to be paid on arrival through cash or Beem

NOT transferable or refundable if cancellation occurs within 48hrs of the booking time.Please Note deposits are 

Hi gents,

🌀I am FREE NOW 

I work from DAY to Late night .

Come take me . 

I can be your best playmate .

I am . I am searching for YOU !! 

I couldn’t explain much here but I prefer to have a conversation with you . 

Do you mind give me a call or text .. 

then ask any question .. 

I have sweet voice . amazing body figure and boobs size really take your attention ! 

I have a special service for you . come in a package . 

While you feel lonely and horny . remember call my number . i will assist you ! 

I am very good looking , adorable . 

Intimate GFE !!! must find me !!!! 

 In/Outcall both available . Just Text Me, Dont't Be Shy Boy.

0426 715 446

Maria