Heidelberg West Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

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Please don't be a time waster.If you're only looking to collect extra photos or planning to blame the photos as an excuse to cancel, please move on. We don't send additional photos, and the photos in the ad are the only ones available. If you feel comfortable with them, you're welcome to book. If not, we wish you all the best finding someone who suits you.

Don't contact me to ask pics and rates. Everything is mentioned here.

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Ruby young curvy busty Vietnamese 28 yrs old available from 10 am till 11pm. Tall 159cm.

I have curvy busty, boobs size cup bra C, dress size 8-10, natural juicy lips, natural boobs, natural full body (never surgery).

Ruby is available from 10 am till 11 pm at Private house - Strathmore crescent Hoppers crossing vic 3029

RUBY 's service list:

Rimming on her, Passionate kissing, sucking boobs, licking pussy, full service, massage, bj, cums on boobs, deep throat, deep kissing, sex.

Price list:

 Quick one under 20 mins $150 (sex and bj with condom and licking pussy)

Gold service packages (cums once)

180/30 mins full service

( bj, sex with condom, rimming on me, licking pussy, sucking boobs, light kissing)

220/45 mins

260/hour

Diamond services (girl friend experience package) (cums multiple times)

220/30 mins b.b.bj, sex with condom, kissing with tounge gfe, sucking boobs, rimming on me, licking pussy.

260/45mins

300/hour

Platinum package: including diamond services, cums multiple times

Full nat services and cip 300/30 mins

350/45 mins

400/hr

Serious clients only.

Time wasters, photo collectors, aggressive bargainers, rude or abusive people will be blocked immediately.

Respect goes both ways.

0411 547 196

Hey guys

My name is Lucy, I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.

I have very big large boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.

Here is my service list in full services session:

~ Shower together

~ Cuddling

~ deep throat BJ

~ Mutual Oral 69

~ deep kissing

~ good massage

~ body to body sliding

~ SEX with different positions

List of EXTRAS

Full Nat, anal, rimming, Nat bj, blow in mouth, cof 

Full service

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Out-call from $500 60mins

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can't wait to see you

Hey, I’m Hanna, freshly 22 and way sweeter than I look. I’m the cute girl next door with a soft smile, warm energy, and thoughts that get a little too naughty for someone my age 😇🔥

I bring that innocent vibe that slowly turns into something a bit dangerous when we talk more. I’m playful, teasing, and I love connections that make you want to stay. Pretty face, wild curiosity, and an energy that pulls you in without even trying 😊✨

🌼 What makes me, me:

* real, young, and naturally flirty

* sweet attitude with a hidden naughty streak

* personal content for those who want me a little closer

Want to step into my world? Message me and let’s start something beautiful 💌💞

Much love and kisses,

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Hi guys. 

I am Kelly, independent escort girl with natural big boobs. I have a sweet face and beautiful hair along down with my nicely curved body. I am very open minded and passionate, giving you new different feelings every time we stay together.

I am very polite, discrete, educated and well mannered we can talk about everything! no boring moments! No rush cuz it's your time. . . Let the fun begin and you will not forget our moments together! 

Please be nice, cuz I am also very pleasant, smiling and has a very positive attitude, will definitely make your Experience worth while.

SERVICES: 

True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)

Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil Massage 

Rimming on me

Passionate love making

Passionate kissing

Cuddling and Touching 

Mutual Oral/69

Different Sex Positions

Teasing/Dirty Talk

Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)

Cum on my big breast and around body

Deepthroat/Gagging

Additional Extra Services

-Natural, Anal, BBB.J, C.I.M/COF, RIMMING on you (Additional Charge)

I offer good service and know how to make a gentleman feel comfortable and totally relaxed. If you are seeking a sexy and smart oriental girl for fun and relaxation, come to me.

Call/Text: 0489 185 893

HI

Curvaceous, Big Tits shy but very freaky in the bed. I'm just your typical MILF next door.

I love to give sensual pleasure and melt your brains with pleasure as I swivel my tongue around your cock and send pulses of pleasure !!

I'm extremely horny and fuck passionately and ride you to the max making you cum again and again almost to the point you won't be able to feel your feet.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience Gorgeous

and erotic bedroom eyes kissing Passion

and lust Variety of positions and places

for sex Sensual body massage and body

slide Beautiful classic designer lingerie,

suspenders and stockings Pussy worship,

dedicated pussy play Outfit requests -

please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing Girlfriend

affection and conversation Snuggles and

cuddles post-sex Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils

(sensual or firm) Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB) Dirty bedroom

talk and moans of pleasure Striptease

and lap dance Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

After popular request, I'm visiting Melbourne, staying at the Manor of Sin, Braeside.

I'm an athletic, confident and naturally dominant trans mistress offering power exchange for those who truly crave submission.

I am known for my expertise in Shibari rope bondage, with over 3 years of dedicated experience including suspension work. Rope allows me to create visually striking, psychologically intense experiences tailored to each submissive.

If you are seeking a skilled dominatrix with advanced rope knowledge, you are in the right place.

Beyond rope, I specialise in:

• Structured dominance & training dynamics

• Impact play & discipline

• Pegging & anal training (expert restraint available)

• Devotion & worship-focused sessions

Begin properly here:

missbites.com/melbourne

0482 052 852

CONTACT:

TEXT ONLY PLEAE, I DON’T ANSWER PHONE CALLS.

. Please provide the following information for an easy booking process. Inadequate messages will not receive a reply - also private numbers will not be answered.

Name:

Age:

Location:

Preferred booking date:

Time:

Duration:

Note any extras you would like to include.

Booking style:

(GFE/ overnight/dinner date)

( Threesome with another female escort )

( NO NATURAL SEX )

Hello gentlemen,

Let me tell you a little about myself. Fun loving and adventurous, I love the sensual, sexy side of me. I adore touching and being touched. Equally comfortable at dinner or a party with the GFE and some PDA as I am behind closed doors bringing your fantasies to life.