Ivanhoe Female Escorts
Sweet and Sinful Natural Redhead
I offer an indulgent girlfriend experience, focusing on warm and genuine connections based around mutual pleasure.
If this piques your interest please read through my services and get in touch x
Services:
Standard GFE: light kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, sex in multiple positions, covered oral and showering together.
Deluxe GFE: deep kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, anal play, rimming, sex in multiple positions, cum on body, natural oral and showering together.
Ultimate GFE: deep kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, anal play, rimming, anal sex, sex in multiple positions, light face fucking, natural oral, cum in mouth/on body, showering together and use of sex toys if new/still in package or can be covered with condom.
I am available for a minimum of 1 hour and maximum of 5 hours, with 2 hour appointments being preferred so we can indulge in each other without any rush.
To arrange a time with me please send a polite, succinct enquiry including the following information:
- Your name
- Date and time of desired booking
- Desired service
- Preference of incall or outcall
- How you will pay your deposit - Beem or Prezzee eGift Card
Enquires that consist of ‘hi’, ‘available?’ or similar will not receive a response.
PLEASE NOTE:
All appointments include a sexual health check, refusal of this will result in cancellation without refund. Any symptoms will also result in our appointment being cancelled.
All appointments require a $150 deposit via Beem or Prezzee gift card. New clients may be required to undergo screening.
My services do not include rough sex or acts, such as choking or slapping. I do not offer unprotected sex with any service.
Elegant Arabian Mixed Brunette
Hello 💋
I’m a beautiful mixed brunette with a warm personality, feminine energy and a genuine appreciation for great conversation, laughter and positive connections.
I’m friendly, well-mannered and easy to talk to. I enjoy meeting people who appreciate good company, natural chemistry and a relaxed atmosphere.
A little about me:
✨ Elegant, feminine and confident
✨ Warm, playful and easy-going
✨ Well travelled and educated
✨ Love good conversation, humour and positive energy
I value respect, good manners and genuine chemistry. I enjoy creating a relaxed, intimate atmosphere where you can feel comfortable, desired and completely at ease.
📍 Melbourne CBD
Available for outcalls only
📲 Booking enquiries please text: 0426902155
Please include:
• Your name
• Preferred date and time
• Duration
• Any relevant details
Respectful and genuine enquiries are always appreciated xoxo
Naomi - Melbourne's Frenchie
Fit & Delicious French/Australian Vixen
I am experienced, well-travelled & bilingual. I take pride in providing the right experience for you. At ease in high-end environments, also a down-to-earth wild child. A symphony of sultry surprises and opposites! I grew up near Geneva Switzerland but was born in Australia.
Talented, adaptable, fun, respectful and awfuly naughty - covid & MP vaxxed
Made in 🇮🇳
Hey! I am Pria. Thanks for stopping by. Its a privilege to introduce myself to you. Scholar by day and your lover by night, I love love-making. I’m a big sensualist so touch, taste, smell, textures, moans everything sensuous arouses me. I usually like to take my time knowing someone so I get along well with those who can be as open as me.
I think intimacy involves a lot of vulnerability, the beauty of being in the company of someone. Most of my clients come from diverse backgrounds and experiences, I think I see it as an honour to be able to hold space for everyone in their own way. I speak hindi, english and punjabi, also because I am bilingual I understand what it feels to navigate the world in English. Different cultures also view and value intimacy differently which brings me a lot of joy and curiosity to understand where people are coming from.
I love to start with a soft sensual experience involving a lot of foreplay, massages, cuddling so our bodies are comfortable with each other and then build up from there. I do offer extras for a more intense side, ofcourse after discussing it properly. Pleasure and pleasurable pain go together, what I see lacking is the understanding of it. So I really encourage you to be open with me and let me know what and how you’d like to explore. “It takes two to tango” and my job is to facilitate around what information you feel comfortable sharing with me.
I offer incalls and outcalls depending on how you'd like to spend your time with me and what you enjoy. Get in touch to know more.
Slim Tall English Brunette
Long, honey-highlighted, brunette hair, bright green eyes, a sultry English accent, and a warm, inviting smile; I’m the kind of woman who makes an entrance. With toned long legs, a delectable derriere, and an easy confidence, I blend sophistication with a playful charm. Whether it’s a fleeting passion, a romantic dinner, a shared spa experience, or a weekend escape abroad, I ensure every moment together is unforgettable.
I’m not just a pretty face; I’m also degree-educated, well-traveled, and fluent in the art of conversation.
Having lived in four countries, I adapt effortlessly to any setting, making me the ideal companion for high-profile events, intimate dinners, or private getaways.
My friends describe me as sunny, intelligent, and refreshingly down-to-earth, qualities that I bring to our time together, which makes our connection feel natural and never forced.
I offer incall at a modern, luxury incall in the heart of Melbourne CBD, and outcall all over the CBD area. Please note that if the outcall is outside of the CBd, then minimum bookings times and return taxi fare will apply.
Contact me: Please send a well-worded enquiry including your: Name, city, time, and length of booking, incall/outcall, GFE/NGFE, and confirm that you are happy to pay the deposit to see me.
*A 30% deposit (rounded to the nearest 50/00) is required for all bookings (Bank Transfer, or Youpay anonymous payment, Wise, Beem, or PayID). This will be deducted from the total payable upon arrival on the date, in cash.*
For bookings of 1 hour or more, a deposit of 30% is payable. For more than 3 hours, a deposit of 50% is payable. Please check my website FAQs for deposit and cancellation terms.
Opposite Sothern Cross Station ~ Sexy Sluty,Fun & Party Friendly
Hi Everyone, Im Kellie Smiles, naturally im friendly, fun loving, sexy and upbeat, playful personality.
THE RITZ-CARLTON
260 SPENCER STREET
Southern Cross Station (opposite)
My address is given on a need to know basis.
Give me your arrival time + how long ur staying, pay deposit and address is sent.
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i like being intimate especially when it comes to being in between your thighs.
I'm confident when it comes to arousing the senses, especially when things are getting hot & heavy.
i like playfulness & being played with.
As an erotic deviant whose cheeky in nature, you're encouraged to indulge in things that can't always be talked about, and that'll make you Smile, every time
OUT-CALL SERVICE - (requires uber there+back)
COMING FROM CBD
i dont drive + havnt learnt where anything is (aside from malls) but uber/didi take care of navigating so be sure to send me your address + total fare so I can get there.
The booking is paid in person on arrival in either cash or payid, please advise which payment type to expect.
IN-CALL SERVICE - (requires $30 deposit)
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Once your booked-in to visit + deposit paid you'll receive address details instantly, with door code sent on arrival.
The rest of the booking is paid in person on arrival in either cash or payid, please advise which payment type to expect.
FULLER SERVICE: cob, cot, deep throat, gagging, erotic 69, hardcore penetration, deep kissing, spanish, gfe,, moderate spanking, throat holding, body slide, multiple positions.
ADDITIONALS: **ANAL, **PSE, **PASSIONATE, **KAMAGRA, **UN-RUSHED, **RELAXED. **FULL ON SEX FEST
Lara White
High Class Australian Escort
Hello,
I'm Lara, a sexy, petite brunette who loves having a good time.
Classy, Playful, Fun and Open minded. I have a cheeky sense of humour and enjoy what I do.
I offer an unrushed indulgent GFE, and cater for most desires, So please feel free to ask about anything you want to do. some extras are for an additional fee..
RATES (Not Negotiable)
30 mins $400
45 mins $500
60 mins $600
Couples (M/F)
60 mins $750
Travel fee my apply depending on distance from the cbd.
As it is not always convenient to answer calls. 0411 254 924 Please Txt.
Please include in your message your name, The time you would like to meet along with how long you would like to book for and any special requests.
Private numbers won't be answered and time wasters will be blocked.
Good personal hygiene goes a long way, please shower before I arrive.
Outcalls to CBD and inner suburbs only
NO ANAL
SAFE SEX ONLY
I look forward to spending some indulgently fun, sexy time together soon.
Lara... 🖤
SWA10699 XE
0411 254 924 Text Preferred.
Azalea 🍒 Sweet like an angel, cheeky by nature 💋
Glad you found yourself here ;)
Available for Outcalls 💋
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Hey cutie…glad to have got your attention, I’m Azalea.
Standing at 5’6, I have sun-kissed olive skin, big brown eyes and plump juicy lips that will kiss you everywhere.
A pleasure seeker that is always excited for new experiences. I am lots of fun in and out of the bedroom and have a devilish sense of humour to share with you.
Lets make out and explore sexuality freely...no strings attached.
Casual or ongoing respectful connection…just really after fun, cute and horny times hehe
I am very bisexual and love the company of men, women and everyone beyond and in-between…so please let me spoil you or maybe two of you…
I’m a tease, what can I say hehe…I will leave you craving more, but at the very least, leave you with a lasting memory that will give you butterflies down there when you think of me…
Lets chat,
Azalea xx
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** My photos are only edited to hide my face and distort my tattoos (some a vague blur and some a secret until we meet) this is for privacy reasons. I am not completely covered in tattoos but have many **
I do not discriminate based on race, gender, age (18+) or disability status. When we are together, you will feel at ease exploring in a non-judgemental and open-minded environment.
I DO NOT OFFER ANAL
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RATES
Sweet Companion - Playful Charm, Effortless Ease (GFE)
Deep french kissing, handjob, covered blow job, mutual oral, 69, Multiple positions, fingering, light spanking, cum on body, rimming on me, affection cuddles, body kisses, massage
Incall
15 Mins (Standard Service) $200
20 Minutes (Incall only) $250
30 Minutes (Incall only) $350
45 minutes $500
1 hr $600
1.5 hours $900
2 hrs $1200
Extra hours $600
Overnight Delight (6 hrs beauty sleep) $4000
Couples 1 hour $950
Outcall
45 Minutes $550 + travel fee
1 hr $650 + travel fee
1.5 hours $950 + travel fee
2 hrs $1250 + travel fee
Extra hours $650 + travel fee
Overnight Delight (6 hrs beauty sleep) $4500 + travel fee
Couples 1 hour $1050 + travel fee
Naughty Girlfriend - Your mischievous secret (GFE/NGFE)
Extra playful, Extra Cheeky, Extra Naughty x
Includes Gfe services + Rough sex, spanking, light choking, toys, dirty talk, cum on body , deepthoat, foot fetish, body worship, prostate massage on you, restraints on you
Incall
15 Mins (Incall only) $300
20 mins (Incall only) $350
30 mins (Incall Only) $450
45 minutes $600
1 hour $750
1.5 Hours $1,000
2 Hours $1,400
Extra Hours $700
Couples 1 hour $1100
Outcall
45 minutes $650 + travel fee
1 hour $850 + travel fee
1.5 Hours $1250 + travel fee
2 Hours $1,500 + travel fee
Extra Hours $750 + travel fee
Couples 1 hour $1,200 + travel fee
BBBJ extra $250 on top of service price x
Come Find Me; CBD location available now
A pleasure to meet you ;) I'm Stella, potentially your new playmate.
I'm a tall brunette with natural curls, natural curves, and natural beauty. I boast a well proportioned slim-thick physique; with soft tattoo-free skin, long legs, a plump derrière, and natural C-cup breasts. I think my face is my best feature, but you can be the judge of that as you explore my body.
I specialise in great company and an intimate, electric sexual experience. I love to make people feel comfortable and catered to. I can be a great listener, but love playful banter too.
Sexually I love passionate intimacy, finding the perfect blend of connectivity and spiciness.
I'm welcoming to all clientele, including couples.
I'd love to meet you and have some fun together!
Text with your ideal time & length of booking as well as service type.
Get in touch and let's make some magic.
Miss Ronnie Rose
Hello and thank you for stopping
I am Ronnie Rose with my long graceful legs, a slim and toned figure, captivating hazel eyes and soft, flowing honey-blonde hair
I love hearing your requests from the relaxing and sensual, the "strange and unusual" your BDSM cravings, your filthy naughty fantasies and couples and groups.
I also make custom videos or photos for those who request them
Playful (I love to party) yet deeply attentive, I live for your pleasure. There’s nothing I enjoy more than giving you my complete focus and watching you surrender — that slow, delicious build of tension, the release you need, and the deep satisfaction.
I am open to bookings from all genders, couples bookings, doubles (I have a girlfriend to share), roleplays, BDSM (including multiple dungeon locations on offer) Online and phone based services also available
No booking is secured without a deposit
$50 discount on all payments made via transfer through beem my username is @misslucy777
Sultry, sweet and unforgettable—your perfect escape.
Hey handsome,
I’m so glad you found your way to me. Think of this as your little invitation to slow down, indulge, and treat yourself to something deliciously tempting.
When you book with me, you’re choosing warmth, chemistry, and a vibe that feels both exciting and effortless. I love making you feel wanted, relaxed, and just a little bit addicted to my energy. From flirty smiles to lingering eye contact, I know exactly how to make you feel special.
Whether you’re craving a sweet escape, playful connection, or something that makes your heart beat a little faster, I’m here to give you a moment that’s all about you.
Message me, and let’s start something you’ll be thinking about long after. 💋
Sexy brunette ready to please 😈
Hi there handsome, I’m Georgia, a 24-year-old sexy brunette with a magnetic charm and a flair for fun.
I’m here to make your desires come to life. My approach is all about mixing elegance with a touch of excitement, ensuring our time together is both memorable and satisfying.
Let’s embark on a journey where every moment is tailored to your pleasure. If you’re seeking a blend of beauty, charm, and a bit of irresistible allure, I’m excited to meet you and explore the possibilities that await us.
I can't wait to meet you xox georgia foxy
Im also available for sexy threesome bookings with my gorgeous girlfriends - message for more info xx
️BOOKING ASSISTANCE️
Please feel free to message or call, in order to make both of our lives more straightforward so we can get straight to having fun I will require a message with a selfie of yourself, so if you do this first you’ll be able to book much quicker ️ you can message something like this.
“Hi there Georgia, I’d like to book you for an hour GFE today at 5pm, here is a picture of myself so you know who is trying to book right now :)”
I can’t wait to meet you xo
Georgia
SERVICES -
• Affectionate cuddling
• Affectionate kissing
• Body worship
• Costumes
• DFK – deep French kissing
• DT – deep throat
• Dinner companion
• Dirty talk
• Doggy style
• Erotic sensual massage
• FS – full service
• Fly Me To You
• Happy ending
• Affectionate cuddling
• Anal play
• Anal play - On me
• BJ – blow job
• BS - body slide
• Brazilian
• CBJ – covered blow job
• CBT – cock and ball torture
• COB – cum on body
• COF – cum on face
• FS – full service
• Fetish
• GFE - girlfriend experience
• Gagging
• HJ – hand job
• MFF – male female female
• Masturbation
• Multiple positions
• PSE – porn star experience
No natural services
no car meets
🌈 Party~Passionate Elegant Beauty ~ No Rush Service ~ Juicy & Wet ~ Naughty & Playful
Name: Vivian
Age:23
In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.
I have flawless smooth skin and beautiful eyes. I have a tight and toneda ass .Size 6 curvey figure with large size D breasts and a round and perky backside.
Fun Sexy Horny Wet wild Adult pleasure Therapist offering many pure sensual pleasure and loads horny hot Sexy Fun pleasure of mad wild sexy feel fabulous horny fun.
My full service included:
Girlfriend Experience Sex,
Cuddling,
Body to body rubbing,
Body rub,
Relief
Mutual Play
Different sex position
Shower together
Sexy Lingerie
High Heels
My service rates :
Incall:
$200/30mins
$300/45mins
$350/60mins
Outcall:
$500/60mins +Uber fee
Message Me~ 0402322820
🌈PP babes 💦JUICY & WET 💦 Party Babes 💨
Hey guys!
My name is Chloe . residing in Melbourne.I'm a Beauty with soft skin, Big hazel eyes, long hair, curvaceous body with natural bust and of course a Booty that will rock your world.
A little bit about me. I am very down to earth loveable social being. I love to travel, eat out and create new experiences. I also love sex and being able to go down an organismic ride, so fasten your seat belt!
so welcoming and can hold an intelligent or light hearted conversation. I want you to enjoy our time together whilst also wanting you to feel comfortable but for the end goal to both have some dirty fun . I would describe myself as kind and gentle and super affectionate. I am very open minded as I know I am super kinky and I know how to play.I'm very Discreet, Respectful , Understanding ,Funny and Adventurous
SERVICE LIST:
•Sex in Multiple Positions
•Cuddling
•Body slides
•Oral on Me
•Mutual masturbation
•Sexy Lingerie
•Doggy style
•Party Companion
Incall Price Rate ✔️✔️
$250 - 30 mins
$300 - 45 mins
$350 - 60 mins
VVIP
$500 - 1hr
Dragon Service
$600/1hr
Outcall Price Rate
$500 - 60 mins Plus Travel (Deposit)
Outcall VVIP Rate
600 - 1hr Plus Travel (Deposit)
Outcall:Dragon service
$700 - 1hr Plus travel (Deposit)
Cash & PAYID 📌📌-
Read Before Contacting Me
NOTE: I don’t do natural sex or anal. I am however open to suggestions provided they are mature, but the above 2 options are just things I don’t do even in personal life. I will respect your boundaries, please respect mine . don’t do negotiate on price. I don’t answer calls sorry guys.
Please no time wasters or fake bookings as you will be immediately black listed! I am professional at all times but I’m also very nice and understanding so please don’t be shy with any requests (within reason). My responses will be based on YOU.
Please keep in mind, I am genuine and all my photos are of me and are recent. You will be pleased when you see me I have no doubt about that
Can’t wait to meet, Love always Chloe Xoxo
I’ll be waiting your message
GFE, PSE, Kink and Fetish welcome x
I'm Lunamoon :)
Australian with a Scottish background so i'm natural, 5’4 with pale, silky smooth skin and big round brown eyes.
I create a genuinely fun experience. I'm known for being sensual, relaxed and have a very calming energy.. but don’t let the sweet, laid-back personality fool you :)
I am an extremely horny girl..
Girlfriend Experience
• Passionate kissing
• Mutual oral
• Sensual pussy play
• Sex in any positions we feel like exploring
• Optional tantric-style massage to start
Just thinking about it makes me horny!
Kink and Fetish Menu
(First-time kink bookings require a deposit. If what you desire isn’t listed, message me — I’m very open-minded.)
• Humiliation (on you)
• Strap-on play (multiple sizes available)
• Pain & pleasure with studded paddles, flogger & riding crop
• Cum eating instructions
• Ass worship & face sitting (yes, you may become my chair)
• Prostate massage, anal beads & plug play
• Tie & tease with edging
• Nipple clamps
• Orgasm denial
• Post-orgasm torture
• Golden shower
• Role play
• Tickling sessions
• CBT
Please note:
Couples and female clients are warmly welcomed.
Please provide at least 24 hours notice for kink bookings so I can prepare and give you the best experience possible.
If you’re looking for something sensual please message me :)
EVE ADAMSS, NATURAL BEAUTY, PEACHY BUM
Hey,
I’m Eve.
Petite, naturally feminine, with soft olive skin, dark brown hair and curves in all the right places. My features reflect my Eastern European heritage, and while I choose to keep part of my face private, those who meet me rarely forget me.
I’m 5’4”, effortlessly put together, with a calm presence that tends to put people at ease. Confident without trying to prove it.
I’m genuine, grounded and affectionate with those I choose to spend time with. There is a playful, mischievous side to me too—but it reveals itself naturally, never on cue.
I value chemistry above all else. The best moments aren’t rushed or forced; they’re created when two people genuinely enjoy each other’s company. Whether we’re sharing good conversation or simply enjoying each other’s presence, I prefer experiences that feel effortless, intimate and memorable.
If you’re drawn to natural beauty, calm confidence and someone who is as easy to be around as she is intriguing, I think we’ll get along beautifully.
My Girlfriend Experience includes:
A protected and full service experience built around genuine connection, attentiveness and presence. An experience just like you would with a partner. I focus on creating a un-rushed, relaxed and natural vibe. A venture into slow and sensual or something a little more intense and passionate, we will merge into our own rhythm and vibe. This service includes kissing, fingering on me, nipple play, kissing all over my body, protected oral on you, companionship, multiple soft positions and sensual massage.
30 Minutes: $500
45 Minutes: $600
1 hour: $700
No Anal or natural services
Personal hygiene is important to me. Please come respectful to that.
Bookings
If you’d like to arrange a meeting, please send me a text on 0468 852 556. I will not answer phone calls for bookings.
A 20% deposit is required to secure your booking. I accept Beem, fast, simple to use, and offers privacy for both of us.
To help me respond promptly, please include the following in your initial message:
Name:
Age:
Preferred duration:
Preferred date & time:
Example text message : 'Hi Eve, my name is Jack. I am 27 years old. I would like to book for the 1 hour GFE. My preferred time is between 2:00-4:00pm.'
I value clear communication and mutual respect. Enquiries that include all requested booking details and comply with my screening process will always receive priority.
Eve x
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ALISA
🌺🦋Exotic Wild Philippines🍑💦Party Queen 🍒 SANDY 🍒❄️Unique Diamond Service💦 In/Outcall🚗
Name: SANDY
Age: 22
Cup Size : E Cup Natural Boobs
Nationality : Philippine
Height: 168cm
Weight: 50kg
Size: 7
I provide passionate GFE (Girl Friend Experience) service
💋 Passionate kissing
👄 Love sucking & amazing blow job
💦 Teasing foreplay & horny 69
🧼 Shower together
🧴 Boob waves, boob sucking & sensual GFE
🔒 Safe sex with full pleasure
Standard Rates (Incall):
$180 - 30 mins
$230 - 45 mins
$280 - 60mins
🚗 Outcall: $450/60 mins + Uber (varies by location)
And I am also providing Unique Diamond Service
💎 $400 – 1 Hour Incall
💎 $550 – 1 Hour Outcall
Experience starts with a sensual shower & deep sucking, leading into 69, natural oral, and 20+ wild positions that will leave you breathless.
🔥 Ice & Fire BJ (hot water & ice cubes)
👅 Deep throat dragon & around-the-world licking
💦 Cum on face, boobs, or mouth
💖 Affectionate cuddling & spooning
💃 Body slide, tits fuck, nipple licking
🍑 Rimming, DATY, mutual oral & masturbation
💄 Sexy lingerie, seductive charm, angel’s kiss
👑 Royal delights & diamond fascination (licking every inch of you)
Let me spoil you like royalty — I’m wild, wet, and ready for your deepest fantasies.
📲 Text me now 0408535295 to book your escape – no private numbers please
🔒 Discreet | Unforgettable Experience
Don’t just dream about pleasure... come live it with Sandy 💦
Indian Horny Slut 😘😘😘BBB J CIM creampie big ass Dominant lady, natural , 69 PORN SERVICE, party girl
I can fulfill your deepest desire in the most exciting way possible.
Meet me if you wanna know what heaven is. Are you looking for a special companion? or a girlfriend experience. well, Im the right person for you.
if you really want to enjoy your day with no rush experience and very nice personality, just contact me and we can have a good time together.
Come and let's enjoy everything in our lustful way and spend the night with the best experience ever.
Extra cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIM $80
🔥🍆 I’M ALMAY, 40 & STILL A GODDAMN MESS – WANNA DROWN IN THIS WET PUSSY? THEN TEXT ME, YA DUMB FUCK 🍆🔥
Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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