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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

About Me

Sexy Suz In & Out Naru Massage

Hello, I'm Mina. Phone: 0413887985

I'm an independent escort, gentle, kind, warm, friendly, romantic, and very private. I will accompany you and become the girl of your dreams.

I will never rush you. I love my job and guarantee to provide you with the most attentive service. Please call or text to make an appointment. If you want to have unforgettable memories, please call or text me now. I look forward to your visit. Phone or text: 0413887985

I also offer real ambergris gel massage, a full-body massage service performed on a waterproof bed. Welcome to experience it, you won't be disappointed.

Full Service Price (excluding Naru massage)

15 minutes/$120

30 minutes/$150

45 minutes/$200

60 minutes/$250

Full service includes Naru massage. (Genuine Naru body massage, using the finest Naru gel and a waterproof bed. Invisible condom.) 30 minutes/$250

45 minutes/$300

60 minutes/$350

Outing service: 30 minutes $300, 60 minutes $450 + Uber fare. Call or text 0413887985 now. Cash or direct debit only.

My photos are real. Please do not ask for more. Refusing often offends others.

HELLO WELCOME GENTLEMEN.

No need to look any further I am a Elite Private Independant Escort Offering In-Calls or Out-Calls your perfect companion, offering a mind-blowing True GFE with experience. My skin is white and silky smooth, and I take care of my body to stay fit to meet your fantasies and desires, embracing a real, heartfelt, intimate experience you have never had before. I take pride in my body and appearance. 

💞💞I am in my late 30s! 168 cm tall, Ocean blue eyes, brunette with golden highlights mid-length wavy hair, fair white complexion, with perfect firm breasts, Cup Size C and a nice round bottom that will drive you insane and my smile will light up your day. Your perfect companion to enjoy and have unforgettable moments together with me.💞💞

I take my time, un-rushed; my goal is to please, offering my personal Real GFE or PSE EXPERIENCE before you call me. Please take your time to read my profile properly; no time wasters, please! I respectfully appreciate it! I am a genuine, kind, caring, and affectionate companion. I always give a warm, friendly smile at the door. My personality is warm and inviting, with a touch of sex appeal and class - one of a kind. I can read body language very well in the bedroom, which comes with patience and experience over time. Let me fulfil your every need and desire: love, lust, and more.

💞💞Let me be your lover; get naughty with me and tell me your desires.

My personality is kind and sensitive to meet your every needs. Call me regarding my services and a desired time during the daytime hours; Not Available After Dark, no text appointments, please, and no hidden numbers - I don’t answer them.  ❤️‍🩹

Please note, I do not accept or endorse individuals who are under the influence of any form of drugs.

Sincerely yours, 

❤️ Pretty Paris My contact number 0424 352 002 xxxx

 I have beautiful reviews from my clients 💞💞

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I'm Sally~ I am so glad you have found me at last!!!

0468 356 807

And lots of people said that I am more beautiful than my photo", so I think you have to prove me! ^^

My name is Sally. I am 25-year-old . I look forward to meeting you and having some naughty GFE and some more fun together!

I have a sexy model body sexy long legs with size 8, milky soft smooth skin, DD cup busty, d long hair and 100% Angelic face with a sweet sweet smile.

I have a Hot sexy body that will burn you in my body.

If you want to escape...;P

Come lose yourself in my world.. Who knows you just may find yourself.

MY PRICE:

INCALL:

$150/30mins

$250/60mins

Extra Services

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex

Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J

Other areas by negotiation

Dragon Service Extra's Package

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WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET !!

0481 872 965

Hello, gentlemen. My name is Alice, I can provide a Girl Friend Experience/Pornstar Experience that will satisfy and have you wanting so much more.

I like to focus on you and ensure you are relaxed and taken care of. It begins with an extreme massage. What else? Well, that will depend on what you would like. I want to make your visit the highlight of your week, and I am waiting for you.

Price:

150/30mins

200/45mins

250/60mins

My EXTRAS:

Anal sex

Na.t sex

COF

ClM

rimming on you

BBB.J

DEEP THROAT

Outcall is available from 400; message me with your address, please.

BOOKING NUMBER:

0481 872 965

Hey boys 😘

Sasha Sinn here – your wildest TS fantasy,

I’m that thick blonde bombshell ❤️ 🍆 in my 💋!!! I’m expert & I know exactly how to treat you… or tease you 😏

🔥 5’5 of dangerous curves, juicy lips, and an ass that’ll leave you speechless 💦

🎭 I only offer mouth + ass, baby – and trust me, that’s more than enough.

💎 100% real, discreet, and unforgettable.

I’m flirty, filthy, and fun – but always classy where it counts. Whether you want to be worshipped, used, or just unwind in something soft and warm… I’m that naughty escape you’ve been craving.

📍Private, safe incall – centrally located in Kingsville, Melbourne

💌 Outcalls considered for gents who know how to behave ;)

⏳ Spontaneous sessions or future bookings – get in now before I vanish 💨

Text me directly – if you’re lucky, I might just pick up 🖤

No time-wasters, no creepy energy – respect gets results

Hi gentlemen

I’m new in town, and looking to meet new people! I am FUN & Energetic, Sexy, and Sophisticated with a jaw-dropping body, and personality! I enjoy the company of professional mature men and women.

You will feel refreshed with a new attitude after some time with me! 

I provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humor and I'm very passionate in everything I do.

I'm a playful flirtatious very sweet fun loving girl with a totally wild side. I am eager to please. Have me over tonight

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J $ 80

Am naturally gorgeous, charming and active My Curvy figure and smooth skin will send you to heaven and back.

I have a sexy body with a perfect curve, Firm ass and huge boobs. I promise you will not be disappointed, and you will addict to my innocent eyes.

I can be very naughty with the right company in bedroom. Come to try me. I will make your fantasy come true and will have you coming back for more.

I hope you come soon; I am very horny. My Services include Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing; Sexual cuddling and touching.

Full girlfriend experience, touching and cuddle, Sex in different positions,

and stockings high heels pretty lingerie, really sexy, won't let you down.

Hi Gentleman, I'm Luna

0432 311 775

I'm writing below information for new clients if you want to know about myself.

I am very open-minded, hot and wild in bed. I am doing my work without rushing to feel the best service. I can do outcall and incall services for the best prices.I want to spend my time to those gentlemen who can do respect lady doing like this work.

I may not have as much experience as mature girls, but I guarantee you will give you a new feeling when you are with me. With the cheerful innocence of puberty, you will surely be satisfied with the service that I bring

If you are interested in my services, text or call for more details.

Fixed Rate GFE Package

150 ------ 30minutes

200 ------ 45minutes

250 ------ 60minutes

Extra for Porn Star Experience (PSE)

BBB.J, ClM/COF, NA.T Sex, Anal Sex, Rim Job,

Outcall

$400-60Mins

NO TIME WASTER PLEASE

Looking forward to see you real soon.

XXX 0432 311 775

0423 134 970

Hi guys. 

I am Olivia, independent escort girl with natural big boobs. I have a sweet face and beautiful hair along down with my nicely curved body. I am very open minded and passionate, giving you new different feelings every time we stay together.

I am very polite, discrete, educated and well mannered we can talk about everything! no boring moments! No rush cuz it's your time. . . Let the fun begin and you will not forget our moments together! 

Please be nice, cuz I am also very pleasant, smiling and has a very positive attitude, will definitely make your Experience worth while.

SERVICES: 

True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)

Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil Massage 

Rimming on me

Passionate love making

Passionate kissing

Cuddling and Touching 

Mutual Oral/69

Different Sex Positions

Teasing/Dirty Talk

Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)

Cum on my big breast and around body

Deepthroat/Gagging

Additional Extra Services

-Natural, Anal, BBBJ, CIM/COF, RIMMING on you (Additional Charge)

I offer good service and know how to make a gentleman feel comfortable and totally relaxed. If you are seeking a sexy and smart oriental girl for fun and relaxation, come to me.

0423 134 970

Nuru Massage is the Japanese's Most erotic massage. What Make the nuru stand out from the test is the sensuality with which it is performed.

The nuru Massage revolves around both the giver and the receiver. Here the masseuse and the participant both nude will have nuru oil coating their bodies this oil, which makes for a slippery surface allows the Masseuse to work her magic using her body. So If you are craving for an amazing massage, head on over to me and I'll make sure you walk away a happy soul;👅

0452 259 609

Amazing Prostate Massage🔥🔥🔥

Intro for Lingam/Prostate Massage~Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs. allowing full access to your genitals while using oil on the shaft of your Lingam and testicles slowly and gently reaching your anus and then back again to your shaft and head of your Lingam. Talking time with the slow stroke of various pressures to bring you to a start of tantra which is just close to point of no return. Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon,back off and move to other areas and back again to your genitals to resume your tantric state. This can happen a number of times until you finally reach that explosive shuddering climax. Naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you !!

I'm offering a Sexy Body to Body relaxing and exotic full nude Relief Massage that will leave you totally relaxed when I'm done !

I am very well experienced in Massage also I have magic hands, I know how to delight you .so if you like your Massage gentle or hard or need Extra attention . somewhere in particular , I'm pleasd to cater to your every need,so I'm sure you'll be satisfied and leave feeling totally invigorated.

Nuru Erotic sensual Prostate Massage with hand job Service:

30 mins :$200

45 mins:$250

60 mins:$300

💋👅GFE Full service;

Touching,sexy lingerie. Passionate intimate pleasure. Massage. Variety of position, breast slides Sucking.😘🥰

$150/ 30mins

$200/45 mins

$250/hr

PSE

BBBJ 《Bareback Blowjob》

ICE FIRE oral full body

COB 《Cum on my body》 or CIM(cum in mouth)

PASSIONATE LIP KISS

GET 《Golden shower on you》

MULTIPLE SHOTS!

ALL GFE service in.of course Striptease with Cockeasing

Deep Throat

Rimming 《on me》

Variety of Toys 《use on you on me》

Light Spanking

Face Fucking & Vibrating Toy Show

outcall $450 hr (Fare deposit$100)

😘text on:0452 259 609

Hey guys

0433 028 734

My name is Cynthia , I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.

I have very big large boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.

Here is my service list in full services session:

~ Shower together

~ Cuddling

~ good body rub

~ body to body sliding

~ SEX with different positions

List of EXTRAS

Back door Sex

Full service

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Out-call from $400 60mins

text me now 0433 028 734

can't wait to see you