Lilydale Female Escorts

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

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Hey boys, I'm Miss London 💋..your lascivious, cheeky, little minx.

I'll keep this short and direct to the point..if your up for a fuck and want to experience the best..send me a text..forget the rest..there something about Mary, or should I say me, I will captivate and enchant you..ha! My specialty..

If you dare to go there let me warn you, perhaps think twice..intoxicated, addicted..yes I'll become your vice..

Im Miss London, the only one who will ever be..forever stamped in your memory, as no one else does it quite like me! 

Due to Vic Advertising laws im unable to describe my services however i am more than happy to send you these particulars via text.

I am a licenced independent escort not affiliated with anyone or any agency. 

SWA 10591xe

Diva VIP Special Super Party Puff Girl Service 100% HOT

Hello Gentlemen,

I am here to make your fantasy come true and fulfil all your desire!

I am a true Cambodian Beauty and we make our man feel special always! I cant wait to hear from you as I‘m available for in-call and out-call service!

Name: Lucy

Age: 24

Nationality: Cambodian

Boobs Size: 36EE

Bust size: 8

GFE Service:

Kissing and Touching

BBBJ

CIM

DFK

COB

Cuddling

Mutual Natural Oral

Different Positions

Shower light role play

Sexy lingerie

Over night date

Mutual masturbation

Handjobs different positions

Affectionate Kissing

Foot Fetish

If you're looking for someone fun, fit and a little bit flirty I'm the perfect girl to fulfill your fantasies.

GFE service rates:

$150/30 minutes

$200/45 minutes

$250/60 minutes

Diamond Service:

$400/hr

Deep Tongue Kissing

Bbbj

Cim

Rimming

Body Slides

Deep Throat

Condom sex dragon service

Cum as many times as you can

Extras:

B.BBJ +50

R.imming +50

Golden shower +50

C.IM +100

Anal +100

Natural sex +100

Please enquire x

Outcall from

$450/hr + Uber

I’m here waiting for you. We’ll have great fun time together.

Lucy x

My name is ZOE I am a stunning 23 yo Girl. I am very well mannered and down to earth, with a warm and caring nature. However, don’t let me sweet demeanor fool you, I am very cheeky and energetic with a wild and playful side, guaranteed to blow your mind! I enjoy having stimulating conversations, and experiencing all the amazing things life has to offer

I have a stunning, size 7 pietie girl !!

Whether you are after a relaxed and sensual experience or a more passionate and wild time, I will cater to your needs and guarantee to exceed your expectations.

I give you fantastic time.

Incall rates:

$100/20mins

$130/30mins

$180/45mins

$230/hr

Text me on  TINA0426 972 388

*Make booking with your location, time, duration, service you want

Nationality: Japanese

You will see that will be an unforgettable encounter a beautiful game of seduction and pleasure...❤ I am the perfect mix of your deepest and most intimate dreams.

I am fully focused on making sure your time with me is spent in absolute 100% enjoyment to the MAXIMUM! The sooner you call the sooner I can pamper you. I am very open-minded, SEXY, HOT, and LOVELY!❤

Incall GFE

Outcall GFE 60Mins $400 

Here’s my GFE Service List

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Hi guys:

I’m Zara DD CUP l stunning escort, working alone. I’m open-minded because I travel to a lot of countries. I only speak English btw. I’m staying alone for incall and I can also do outcall too!

 along with different types of services., I’m sure that you are dreaming of finding a memorable experience, so let me guarantee you that you found the girl of your dreams. I absolutely want to meet you. I’m offering independent 

 Please be nice coz I’m also very pleasurable, smiling and has a very positive attitude.

 Will definitely make your Experience worth while.

No boring moments! No rush cuz it’s your time. . . Let the fun begin & you will not forget our moments together!

My Incall rates:

30mins/$150

45mins/$200

60mins/$250

Outcall start from $450/hour

Ring☎:0414 294 548 Zara

Hi babes 

I provide a non-rushed, discreet experience. I have a great sense of humor and am very passionate about everything I do.

I have a great sense of humor, and I'm very passionate about everything, so I'm a playful, flirtatious, fun, sexy, erotic, open-minded, and loving girl with a wild side. 

I am eager to get to know new people. I can't wait to meet you!

Please pick up the phone and call or text me to have me over tonight!

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

Hi baby, is Thalia here,

I am a dress size 7, with perky D cup breasts, I have long dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open minded and up for anything. I have a genuine desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each other’s body.

I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.I am not into rushing a service or charging to cheaply for 'quality' as I am fully actively attentive towards your needs even before you arrive, until you leave....or stumble out like many of my satisfied Gentlemen.

I love to please, I want to turn you on, and best yet I want you to watch me and my Natural D Cups bounce all over the place while I am on top riding you.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.

Text me now ! xoxo

0414 539 368

Thalia

Hey babe,

Come relax with me, it will definitely be worth it and you will love it.

I am Navy, a 21-year-old escort and I'm here to listen to your needs, I am very friendly and passionate.

I always dreamed of being a the little slut, so come and try me. Next to me you will have a good time in a unique environment where you can relax whenever you want.

I'm here to make you forget your problems, I'll be the best company for your spare time. I want to touch you and please you. 

I stand 162cm tall and I have natural C boobies you will enjoy. I'm looking for some fun and would love to have some fun with a gentlemen like you. I like working safely so please read my description carefully.

Service Available :

• GFE full service

-Sex different position

• Oil Massage

• Cum on body, on me.

• Multiple positions

• C/I/M

• B/B/B/J

• and some cheeky extra service... ! 🔥( ask me in person)

In/Outcall both available . Just Text Me, Dont't Be Shy Boy.

0414 087 132

Navy

Can' t wait to see you !!

When you need to remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and will comfort you to the utmost. Let me spoil you during our sessions.

You will enjoy your time with me. You’ll find me to be sweet, funny, and seductive behind closed doors.

 and can make magic on you, my killer weapon and my skill are amazing, no one can forget me after seeing me once. I am talking seriously baby. Let me lick on you, my tongue will tell you the amazing story.jobsI do fantastic blow 

I provide top service with a fantastic real girlfriend experience.

I'm the big beautiful girlfriend experience without the strings attached, a youthful and playful companion. Sensual, non-judgmental & of course passionate about what I do. Our time together will leave you smiling & dreaming about our next meeting

xoxo Bella  0489 236 806

incall 150 30mins

250 an hr

outcall from 450 an hr + uber fee

Hi Boys, 

My name is Mia,  

This is my first week Offering Girlfriend experience and would love to have some fun with you while i am here.

I offer Sex/GFE and I am Providing Incalls in my private place or outcalls in here.

I have long black hair and a Very Pretty Face that many people compliment me on, with sparkling Big Eyes. 

I Promise you I am 100% Real, New, Genuine and all the photos on my Profile are of me. 

I can’t wait to meet you. 🌹

You won’t regret a visit seeing me clients always tell me I’m one of the BEST girls who provides a Spectacular Service. 

This isn’t some fake asian profile and you get what you book, no Dramas. No issues. 

0410 452 357

Please call and text on:

Travel to you soon ;) 

Love Mia

————— 🖕💋🖕 —————

♔ 𝟎𝟒𝟑𝟓 𝟓𝟕𝟎 𝟗𝟔𝟑 ♔

Oi u thirsty lil shit. I see u starin. Name's Sasa. 26. n this ass? huge. like “grab it with both hands n still got leftovers” huge. 🍑💥

U think ur ready? nah. u ain't. but listen up cos I'm only sayin this once——

Lemme rewind to last week. fuckin April in Melbourne, rain pissin down, cold as a witch's tit. I'm bored outta my skull. doorbell rings. it's that Amazon bloke. u know the type——damp uniform, scanner in hand, lookin like he wants to off himself.

“parcel for sasa,” he mumbles, all professional n shit.

I open the door wearin my ratty bathrobe. nothin under it. cos why the fuck would I? my nipples could cut glass. 🤷‍♀️

he steps inside to put the box down (heavy one, probably some dumb dildo I ordered). I bend over to “help” him slide it onto the table. robe rides up. my whole bare ass just... hangs out. like two big moons sayin hello.

dude goes quiet. then i hear his scanner drop. “fuck,” he whispers.

I turn around real slow. he's starin at my thighs like they're the last two beers at a party. I grab his stupid little Amazon vest n pull him close. “u deliver more than packages?” 💋

next thing——he's on his knees. face buried in my cunt right there in the hallway. rain hittin the window. my back against the wall. he eats me out like I'm his first meal after a famine. tongue everywhere. slurpin like a dog. I grab his wet hair n grind on his face. “yeahhh u fuckin animal, right there——”

he stands up, fumbles with his belt. whips out his dick — not huge but thick like a redbull can. I see him reach for his pocket n pull out a rubber. good boy. 👏 slaps it on.

then he spins me around, bends me over that cardboard box. shoves my robe up. smacks my ass so hard I yelp. “shut up,” he says, n shoves his dick in my wet cunt from behind.

oh. my. fuckin. god. 🥵

he pounds me like he's got a grudge against the universe. one hand on my hip, the other over my mouth cos I'm screamin too loud. the box crumples under us. I'm clawin at the floor. my tits swingin everywhere.

“u like that?” he growls.

“fuck yes, don't stop u beautiful bastard——”

he doesn't. pumps me till my legs shake. then yanks out last second, rips the rubber off, n paints my whole lower back with a hot sticky load. right there. drip drip down my crack.

then he zips up, picks up his scanner, n says “u gotta sign for this.”

I just laugh. signed his face with my wetness.

——— 🍆💦 ———

that's the energy I bring, cunt. I ain't no princess. I'm that bitch who'll let u eat me out on the stairs while the neighbour watches. bend me over the dryer? yeah. fuck me on the couch while the telly's still on? do it.

I like my tits bitten. I like my clit licked like it owes u money. I like ur fingers inside me, two maybe three, while u suck on my neck till I'm a shiverin mess.

u wanna ride my thigh? fine. wanna watch me touch myself while u jerk off on my belly? hot. but u better rub my back first, I ain't a fuckin jackhammer. get some oil, massage this big ass, then flip me over n spread my legs wide. I wanna see u droolin over my pussy like a dog at a butcher shop.

I'll scream so loud ur roommates will come knockin n I'll just scream louder. 🌀

——— 💸 ———

now the boring crap so listen up or fuck off:

💰 I take CASH (hell yeah) n PAYID – but ONLY fuckin INSTANT payments. none of that “pending” or “delayed” bullshit. if it ain't instant? kick rocks mate. I ain't waitin like a damn idiot. u send instant or u bring cash. simple.

📱 text me. don't call. I'm probably busy gettin my back blown out by some other lucky prick. but when I'm done catchin my breath, I'll text u back. promise.

so? u gonna sit there with ur sad little hand or u gonna come get this wet messy pussy?

or don't. I don't give a flyin fuck. there's a hundred horny fucks in line. but u... u know u want it.

——— 🍑 ———

Sasa

26 years old

n this ass? massive. 👋💥

Hi Guys!

I'm a desirable, delicious, relaxed, sexy, experienced lady. Besides me, you'll forget about all your problems and hardships.

I will help you relax in comfortable surroundings, which will satisfy your lust.

I look forward to your call. Pleasant in all respects, a mistress who knows all about sex.

If you want to know me, call me.

Looking forward to meeting soon!

Call or text for service fees

HELLO Gentlemen! 

I have a genuine desire to make our time together comfortable and relaxed. I would like to full fillvyour sexual dreams and fantasy's. I’m sexy and sensual but can be whoever you want me to be!

How's your day going? Are you needing a little relaxation, fun and passion next to a special and naughty girl? I am here for you handsome.

Come join me for a very special moment together. Discretion and confidentiality will be always respected. 

I’m an energetic young girl with bubbly personality. I love life, love sexy and passionate for party. 

I have pretty young face with smooth skin, in size 7 body, with natural E cup breasts. 

I offer ultimate GFE, so it means a lot of good services are already included. There’s no hidden cost unless it’s listed. I recommend you to tell your requests before we date. 

⛔No private number call

Before booking please send me your information first and then I will reply you back, looking forward to meeting you!

I love affection very much and I am ready to give it in return.

Incall GFE

15Mins $150

30Mins $200

45Mins $250

60Mins $300

Outcall GFE from 60Mins $500

See you soon x

Flora xxx 0478508260

EXTRA CASH FOR

Porn Star Experience

COF,

C.I.M,

Squirting

Natural. oral

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

lip kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

See you soon x

Flora xxx 0478508260

Hi,

Real Good no rush service in return of your time and money. Come and

enjoy a relaxed experience with a super playful girl Are you after a relaxed

and un rushed but SUPER HOT and SEXY experience .

I'm cute, bubbly horny Asian girl. Would love to take you for a fun, wild roll in the sheets. specialise in Girlfriend experiences also do a perfect massage and hand reliefs etc.

I am a young passionate hot babe ready to please and make u happy, I am classy sophisticated witty exciting dominant entertaining, and most of all a fun girl to be around with me your time .

I never rushed and i take in pride providing a unique satisfying and memorable experience xoxo i am the certainly the girl of your DREAM..….

Hello Gentlemen,💗

My service is sensual, personal, fun & sexy... I will dip you into a pool of pure pleasure... and make every minute of our time toe curling...

I have a slim size 7 till and firm breasts. You will be amazed at my slim body I enjoy dressing up for you in something sexy and fulfilling all your wild fantasies.

I am well traveled and sophisticated . I'm a girly girl, who Loves shoes, lipstick and lingerie ;-)

I love giving you the satisfaction that you demand and deserve. I want nothing more than for you to take my body and release all of your built-up energy and stress in our amazing show of full-on playtime!

I will treat you like my king My goal for our time together is to connect quickly and create a level of intimacy where we feel like we've known each other forever... I will absolutely have you looking for ways to visit me again!

my incall rate:🔥

30 mins 150

45 mins 200

60 mins 250

my outcall rate $500 per hrs + transport fee deposit ( its a must)

I will rock your world xx💛🤍💚❤️💙

LOVE & KISSES💋💋

Please contact me on Phone ☎️

0424 853 027