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I’m Acadia curvy, confident, and the perfect escape from the everyday. With warm brown eyes, a playful smile, and a naturally flirtatious personality, I bring the perfect balance of charm, sensuality, and genuine connection.
If you're seeking the intimacy of a true Girlfriend Experience with the chemistry of a passionate encounter, or something a little more adventurous, I love creating experiences tailored to what excites you most. As a versatile switch, I’m just as comfortable taking control as I am surrendering to the moment.
Beyond my curves and captivating company, I enjoy laughter, meaningful conversation, and making every encounter feel relaxed, natural, and unforgettable.
Please begin text with (I respect sex workers! I found your profile on realbabes, your name, how long you would like to book for and when, and outcall or incall.
Please note I require a travel fee which is to be paid as a deposit before any outcalls.
My rates are as follows:
Quickie/sampler
15mins $150 (BJ either way, anal on me)
All Inclusive GFE
30 Minute $250
45 Minute $300
60 Minute $315
2 hour $600
✨ Sweet 24yo Asian Girl Lumi – Relaxing Massage & Gentle Touch
Hi, I’m Lumi, a 24-year-old Japanese girl just arrived Australia. I’m new here and looking forward to meeting respectful gentlemen who enjoy a relaxing and intimate time together.
I’m a naturally friendly and easygoing girl who enjoys making people feel comfortable from the moment we meet. I have a soft personality and a warm smile, and I love creating a calm, private atmosphere where you can truly relax and forget about the stress of the day.
My style is very gentle and attentive. I enjoy slow, sensual massage sessions where I can help you unwind both physically and mentally. I take my time, use soft touches, and focus on giving you a pleasurable and relaxing experience. I’m also very open-minded and enjoy playful intimacy and mutual pleasure in a comfortable, respectful setting.
I believe the best sessions happen when both of us feel relaxed and enjoy the moment together. Whether you just want to relax, chat, or enjoy some private time, I’ll always make sure you feel welcomed and well taken care of.
Services
- Relaxing sensual massage
- Mutual pleasure / masturbation
Prices
Incall
- 30 minutes — $200
- 45 minutes — $250
- 1 hour — $300
Outcall
$400/hr + travel
$700/2hrs + travel
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I am Kimberlee, 27 years old Stunning transexual with a good attitude,attractive and super sexy supermodel type of figure.Standing 5'10 tall and 70kg with a gorgeous body stat 36E-28-45 and smooth tanned skin with long black hair.
I am versatile transexual who willing to be top and bottom with fully function hard tool for your satisfaction.Gentlemen,if you are looking for a dream sexy transexual girl i am the right deal for you.I can give you a 100% satisfaction that you looking for and I also offer you a discreet,enjoyable and happy loveable good time during the session.
Message me for any enquiries,then we take it from there .
$300 for 30 min
$500 for 60 min
Incall from 3pm-9pm
Outcall only after 9pm
Allows 1-2 hours before so we can arrange appointment time .
My rate are Non negotiable
If you wanted to have a good time without feeling any doubt ,please follow the guidelines and I ensure we both have our agreement.
- Strictly no withheld numbers
- Strictly no nonsense text messages. Hi ,Hey Will not be entertained.
- Let me know any requirements that we can agree on.I only take PHONE CALL.
- I do not entertain time wasters/cheapskate.
- I only take appointment from genuine and respectful person .
- I require $100 deposit in advanced for an appointment that will be deducted.
- FOR OUTCALL I REQUIRE FULL/Half AMOUNT OF PAYID transfer.
Last but not least,Please read carefully all my details before you make a call to avoid misunderstood.
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Hot, loving and sexy girl
Whattsapp me on 0403980844 for genuine and discreet bookings ♥️
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GFE, PSE, BDSM , fetish, domination, all kinds of massages , talking , sexting ,dress ups, humiliation, travelling, gold shower and all sort of fantasies
I am hot, sexy, loving, caring, genuine, friendly , well educated and a girl friend material
I am hot, curvy and very pretty
You must be very clean and STI and STD free for a booking. I do a health check prior to any booking. Special rates for students and my regular clients. Reliable and discreet service for all. VIP bookings are accepted and I need 24 hour notice for all outcalls. I provide a high level of discreet and satisfied service for you.
I provide an excellent highly discreet service for all my clients beyond the expectation. I am loving, sensual, friendly, pretty,easy going and very hot. I prefer professional, loving, generous and friendly clients. I have a great personality, kind hearted, understanding and caring. I like to give a real girl friend experience. It's something I am missing in my personal life too. I have high respect and understanding towards people from all the cultures I am working with. I had been in different high profile industries and understanding the requirements of individuals. I am non alcoholic and drug and smoke free.Any nationalities are warmly welcome for my service.
I do all my services at a higher discreet level for all my clients.
I provide a discount for my regular clients and students.
Girl Friend Experience - sensual , romantic and passionate experience. I do with true feelings
all the positions, multiple shots, fingering, blow job, kissing,go down on me, lap dancing , teasing,mutual oral, play with my boobs. I have got big soft boobs, spanking etc..
Payments through beem app or cash.
Girl Friend Experience
Incall
15 minutes $150
20 minutes $200
30 minutes $ 300
45 minutes $ 400
One hour $500
2 hours $1000
Outcall
30 mins. $500
One hour $800
Porn star experience
all the positions, multiple shots, rough sex, teasing,role play, blow job, deep throat, mutual oral, play with the boobs, spanking, chocking, anal play, rimming ,fetish, dress ups, lap dancing , blind fold sex, gold shower, fantasies, BDSM, toys, saree fetishes.....etc
Incall
15 minutes $200
20 minutes $300
30 minutes $400
45 minutes $ 500
One hour. $ 600
2 hours $1200
Outcall
30 min. $ 500
1 hour $900
Anal only services (prices are depending on the needs)
Incall
Usually one hour medium size $ 700
Small size. $ 500
Outcall
$ medium 1000
$ Small 800
Group Party (no drugs or alcohol please, This service is for decent, professional people only)
Incall
1 hour person $700
Outcall
1 hour person $ 1000
Incall other services
Dress up only services 30 minutes $300
Lap dancing only services 20 minutes $300
Married /partner couple services - incall prices
I am straight. Never go down on her or kissing. She can just watch us.The prices are negotiable depending on the needs. I do this at a higher professional way to help couples to improve their relationships.
30 minutes $500
One hour. $ 700
2 hours $1200
(Out call + 300)
Massage
massage. 60 minutes incall $ 400. I do body slides, stress relief,blow job, happy ending. I am specialised in this area.
Outcall 500
Travelling inter state or overseas fun available. Must be healthy ,clean and polite. Age 30-50 only. Rates are vary and negotiable.
Socialise services
Dinner out 60 minutes $ 400
Dinner dance 60 minutes $ 500. I can dance free style, Bollywood,Latin and Ballroom
Meeting and Talking. 60 minutes $300
Sexting 10 minutes $50
Vedioe sex 10 minutes $ 100 no face show up
I am selling my lingering $50 each
Beem for $50 deposit for all incall confirmation
You can walk in without a deposit but I cannot guarantee a spot available and you might have to wait at the car park until i am available.
Outcall deposit $ 200 for confirmation
LATINA
I'm Celine 👋🏻
I'm a South American woman who embodies joy, a passion for dance, and the pleasure of experiencing special moments. I love good conversations, spontaneous laughter, and the genuine connection that transforms a meeting into an unforgettable memory.
I believe that the best company goes beyond beauty: it's in the chemistry, the harmony, and the ability to share experiences that make time pass without haste. If you appreciate elegance, lightness, and the company of someone who values every moment, it will be a pleasure to meet you and create beautiful memories together. X
I won’t take a booking without deposit.
*I do not authorise being filmed during/after sexual*
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French beauty living in Melbourne, with captivating green eyes, a playful smile, and a free-spirited soul.
Petite, toned, and effortlessly feminine, I combine French charm with a touch of wild energy. Whether we're sharing laughter over a drink, enjoying great conversation, or creating unforgettable memories together, I believe the best connections are built on chemistry, confidence, and genuine attraction.
Sweet and affectionate one moment, adventurous and spontaneous the next, I love keeping things exciting while making you feel completely at ease.
If you're looking for a woman who is elegant, passionate, and impossible to forget, your search may just end here.
✨ Discreet, respectful, and drama-free.
✨ Melbourne-based.
✨ Genuine connections only.
I look forward to meeting you.
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Hey there,
I’m sweet and sultry
My name is Tina , I am a pretty escort who may look sweet and open mind..but looks are quite deceiving! I am actually quite naughty and playful, and just a little bit of urging from you, I'll show you how mischievous I can be!
I have very sexy curves with hot ass and a swanlike neck that's just begging to be kissed. I take good care of myself and take pride in my soft, silky skin. though I have a sexy frame, I have full 36D cup breasts, as they say , i have hot curves in the right places!
I love to pamper and please, and nothing makes me happier than knowing that you are having the time of your life! I want to make you feel like a king...I want you to see that you are enjoying every moment in my company, perhaps, you can tell me what you like? I will do my best to satisfy you.
We will have a lot of fun getting to know each other. your time with me will help you forget all the stress and rediscover new levels of pleasure , we will have plenty of private conversations when we are alone
If you want to have a exciting fun hot night, please call me. We can play in my private beautiful Apt or visit your own lovely place or hotel!!!
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Hello gorgeous human! I’m Kali, a divine, playful, and sensual enchantress with a touch as intoxicating as my presence. With European and South American roots, I carry a deep appreciation for connection, pleasure, and the art of touch. I work with men, women, and couples who seek something beyond the ordinary,a sanctuary where passion, relaxation, and exploration intertwine.
Service includes
A deeply sensual, tantric massage infused with erotic and therapeutic techniques. With back body slides, ending with a hand relief.
• 30 minutes - $250
• 60 minutes - $300
• 90 minutes - $450
No full service. “Ask about extras”
CONTACT NUMBER: 0451069011
Private numbers will be ignored.
About me:
I am an expert in erotic, therapeutic, and tantric massage, a practice I hold with deep reverence and intention. In each session, I create a space of warmth, safety, and sacred surrender, where your body, mind, and senses are gently awakened in the most exquisite way.
If you’re simply seeking a quick release, you may wanna skip this as I will not be the right practitioner for you.
My work is not transactional. it is a sacred journey into your body through presence, connection, and embodied awareness.I attract clients who are respectful, open-minded, and eager to experience true connection. If you understand the value of presence, touch, and sensual exploration, you are exactly who I want to welcome into my world.
Please send me a short introduction when reaching out, including the time frame you’d like to book. A photo is always appreciated.
Located in a modern, private apartment in St Kilda, just 15 minutes from the CBD. The space is immaculately clean, with freshly washed towels, high quality oils, and an ambiance designed to transport you into deep relaxation and bliss.
Hygiene is extremely essential to me, so please keep that in mind prior to booking in.
I am highly allergic to dickhead energy and entitlement. Only those who approach with honesty, respect, and a genuine appreciation for this work will be welcomed.
Kali xoxo
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I’m your sexy high-end companion. Allow us to enter a world of passionate pleasure together and let me satisfy your sexual needs. I can make your wildest fantasies a reality as I love to please and enjoy every minute of my rendezvous. I enjoy sharing my time with respectful men. I would love to show you an experience that you won’t forget and will have you wanting more.
I have perky 36E breasts with a round booty to match. My sexy curves, natural sun kissed tan, seductive bedroom eyes and soft supple lips will have all your expectations met. I have a genuine bubbly personality to balance out my sex appeal, which will have you comfortable and relaxed. My high sex drive and standard of satisfaction will have you feeling very spoilt!
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Price: for full service incall
30mins/$200
60mins/$350
Outcall
$500/1 Hour +uber fee deposit required
Chantelle La Belle - Your private escape by the beach!
Feeling tired and stressed out?
Allow me to offer an escape for you to unwind and forget about the daily pressures at my beachside apartment.
I offer a service tailored uniquely to your individual needs as I have over 9 years experience in remedial massage and various styles of sensual relaxation. I provide the perfect blend of sensual tantric arousal and therapeutic touch. My service includes a full-body, sensual, nude massage with a body slide and hand/breast relief - a pampering session fit for a King.
Indulge yourself and book your sweet escape with me today!
About me
Size - Medium 10
Bust - F cup
Personality - Easy going beach babe.
(Please note: I do have some tattoos that have been edited out for my privacy.)
Incall Massage Rate
30 mins - $250
45 mins - $300
60 mins - $350
75 mins - $425
90 mins - $500
FAQ
Location - St Kilda Beach based.
Car Parking - Metered street parking available.
( Free 1 hour parking is 2 blocks away.)
Payment - Cash preferred, Beem it and Osko accepted.
Availability - 9AM - 9PM finish.
Not available late night
Shower facilities - Available.
Wheel-chair access - Not available.
Incall - Available.
No party bookings.
No private numbers.
No hagglers- you will be blocked immediately.
Pre bookings require a non refundable $50 deposit which will be applied to your booking fee.
Message me for a price list of extra services available.
If you’d like to make a booking please call or text me with a little information about yourself:
- preferred name
- age
- background
- preferred time
- length of booking requested.
Example of a perfect message:
“Hi Chantelle,
My name is Steve, I’m 55, Aussie. I would like to book you for a massage at 12pm for an hour on Tuesday. I look forward to hearing from you!”
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Hello gentlemen,
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I am an intelligent, elegant and passionate woman who loves to be wined and dined before escaping somewhere private where you will see my playful, sensual and cheeky side. I am a classy woman with a relaxed attitude who likes to share life stories and laugh together. I am intimate, discreet and can take care of all your desires.
I am multilingual and well versed in English having lived in many countries around the world. I have been calling Australia home for over 5 years now.
I love conversing about a wide range of topics and will make you forget all about your long week and have you looking forward to our next encounter.
I get along best with a gentleman who is kind, gentle and generous.
Share your fantasies with me and lets get lost in each other.
I look forward to meeting you.
Yana x
My preferred method of contact its text messages. Do not call me.
I welcome correspondence from polite, generous and respectful gentlemen regardless of experience, age or appearance. I personally answer all correspondence with you.
When contacting me, it is appreciated when you provide me with the following information.
- Your Name
- Your desired Outcall Location
- Your desired Date and Time
- Your desired Booking Duration
- A little bio of yourself, and if there is anything specific you are interested in exploring during our time together.
PHOTO ID TO SECURE BOOKING TIME:
- I require a photo of your Drivers license to secure our booking.
-For first time bookings I require a deposit 50% to secure your time with me.
-I take deposits using the BeemIt application.
- If the verification information you have provided proves to be deliberately misleading or incorrect, the forfeiture amount will be 100%.
PAYMENT:
- The balance is to be paid in cash.
- This should be made within the first 5 mins of us meeting. Please have payment in an envelope/card to hand directly to me.
- I love receiving gifts. However; regardless of the value, at no stage is a gift to be used as payment for my time/service.
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Booking number
0405 580 887
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Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
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I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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Name: Rosemary
Age:20
Breast Size :36DD
Size: 7
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If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Come to see me let me show you my sexy mouth suck and lick on you. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget
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30 mins $ 180
45 mins $ 200
60 mins $ 280
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