Melbourne Female Escorts
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Hello! I am Althea
I am size 7~ 163cm tall and 46kg~ Very Slim and Good shape of body!
My breast are D Cup ~ suitable size for touching and kissing...
I Came to Russia.
Yes I look like biracial
Because my father is Russian and my mother is Singapore
I can totally understand what you want.... Don't you want to discover more about SEX?
I have tight and wet pussy and it’s really juicy and love licking and kissing...
Did you try 69 before? it's amazing and i am good at it!
My sucking skill is very good! You will feel wonderful sexual sensitive feeling and it can't use any words to describe... I can make you cum in my mouth!
My service included:
Showering together
Nude Massage
Body to body sliding
Hand job with using my warm hand
Blowjob
Sucking balls
69
wonderful safe sex
My rate:
$150/30 mins
$200/45 mins
$250/60 mins
Outcall available.
$450 on 60mins + uber fee
(PAY ID 100 deposit first to ensure the booking)
My place is very discreet and I will keep it secret for our relationship~
I don't provide any face pic as privacy reason.
My photo is 100% real and you will see the same high heel and cloth when you see me!
Call me for booking: 0423588381
B2B/erotic body rub
Sarah age 26 yo. Friendly asian new in town. Good English and good services.
Full service special offer -
15 min / 100
30 min / 130
45 min / 180
60 min / 230
IN CALL OUT CALL AMERICAN 🇺🇸 BEAUTY
HI 👋 My name is Skylar Rose 🌹 0434 333 776
Let me…TEASE and PLEASE YOU!
As I am from the USA 🇺🇸 as they say everything is BIGGER in TEXAS. Well that’s me!
I may be little but with my DD breasts and
BIG BLUE EYES I’m what you call a
POCKET ROCKET 🚀. I’m outgoing, vibrant, genuine and down-to-earth with a sexy, playful side. I love creating a fun and engaging experience…
I promise to be %100 present and attentive during our time together! ….
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!
My In Calls Rates:
15mins $115 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob) With sex it’s an extra $50.
20mins $175 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob)
With sex it’s an extra $50
30mins $250 includes a BBBJ ( bare back blowjob) Sex and Massage.
45mins $275 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob) SEX and Massage
1hr $350 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob)
Sex and Massage
2hrs $600 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob)
Sex and Massage
(a $100 security deposit must be made).
$500 total.
3hrs $$850 includes a BBBJ (bare back blowjob) Sex and Massage
( $100 security deposit must be made).
$750 total.
4hrs $1,000 and incudes a BBBJ, Sex and Massage ($200 security deposit must be made)
$800 total
5hrs $1,200 and includes a BBBJ Sex and Massage
($200 a security deposit must be made)
$1,000 total.
6hrs $1,400 includes a BBBJ , sex and massage
($250 security deposit must be made)
$1,1:50 total.
A Hotel/Apartment would be FABULOUS!
Anything over 6hrs just text me and there will be a security deposit and a Hotel room as it is better for us both:)
Out Calls Rates
1 hrs $650 and it includes a BBBJ, SEX AND MASSAGE. I will need an Uber to and back from yours place please ($100 into my payer ID please which is a different mobile #) this is my security deposit and must be done before I leave my house and your total will be $550
2 hrs $850 and includes a BBBJ , SEX AND MASSAGE. I will also need an Uber to and back from yours place please ($100 into my payer id which is a different mobile #) this is my security deposit and must be done before I leave my house the total will be’$750
3 hrs 1,000 and includes a BBBJ, SEX AND MASSAGE and more time with me. I will also will need an Uber to and back from your place please ($150 into my payer id which a different mobile # than this one) this is my security deposit and must be done before I leave my house total will be $850
4 hrs $1,250 and includes a BBBJ, SEX AND MASSAGE and more time with me I will need an Uber to and from ($200 that a different mobile # than this one) this is my security deposit and must be done before I leave my house and the total will be $950
Treat yourself to an OUT-CALL that is luxurious, relaxing, and an unforgettable experience 1hr or more..
SO BOOK-IN NOW—
Please Note: ANY BOOKINGS AFTER; 2am-
MY RATES GO UP $100 TO BOOK ME ••••
I DO BLOWJOBS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR 🤯
Have in mind:
Refunds or partial refund are not accepted with me! Even if you decide to leave early.
No bargaining, or negotiating my rates, please.
No time wasters, no abusive language, no video calls..
CASH ONLY❗️
(PAYER ID IS ACCEPTED ONLY THE FIRST
BOOKING.. or IF THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR BOOKING)
ASK FIRST:
“CAN I PAYER ID YOU?”
(As Cash is PREFERRED)
My number is 0434333776
…………….PLEASE TEXT YOUR NAME……………
…………………AND LOCATION………………….,,.,.
………………...HOW LONG FOR?……………………
…………………….🫦🫦🫦……………………………
(A sample text:)
Hi Skylar Rose.. My name is Sean (ad your name) I’m in Frankston (ad your location)
I would like to book you for 1hr at 1pm (ad your time and date)
Are you available?
(I will respond QUICKER to texts in this format)
AGAIN MY # is 0434333776
PLEASE ONLY TEXT ME !
(If you call, make sure your # is saved in my contacts. I do not answer No caller IDs or Unknown #’s.)
Yours Truly
Skylar Rose 🌹
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Nationality: Aussie
Age:40
Hey handsome welcome to my delightful world I also do companionship and providing your desire.
Giving you an unforgettable experience with a talented, intelligent, and beautiful woman. I will strive to give you the utmost attention and quality experience in sex with my unusual way of pleasing and satisfying your hunger and fantasy in sex.
Call me anytime, I am always ready for you.
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
kissing
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings
Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Incall GFE
15Mins $120
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
EXTRA CASH FOR
Porn Star Experience
COF, C.I.M, Squirting
Natural.Sex Natural.oral
Outcall GFE 60Mins $400
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How is going? I'm traveling here and need to earn a little bit money. Now let me introduce myself, my name is Chloe, I'm 23 y/o with natural titis, no fake photos here. If u like my photos, just come and u won't be disappointed. In addition, my services are very good, no rush, if u like services, then I'm also your best choice.❤️
Services including: Protected sex, suck, massage, licking balls, different position, mutual oral, 69 etc.😍
Extras: BBBJ, CIM, GOLDEN SHOWER, ANAL, RIMMING etc.
Make u feel happy is my primary responsibility. Let's enjoy our fun time.
Incall Full services rate😘
$100 for 15mins
$150 for 30mins
$200 for 45mins
$250 for 1hour
Massage with happy ending: $130/30mins, $200/hr.
Outcall: $400/hr (If not too far).
Phone number: ☎️0466 670 918
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Hi guys.
My Name:Gi Gi
I am independent escort girl with natural big boobs. I have a sweet face and beautiful hair along down with my nicely curved body. I am very open minded and passionate, giving you new different feelings every time we stay together.
I am very polite, discrete, educated and well mannered we can talk about everything! no boring moments! No rush cuz it's your time. . . Let the fun begin and you will not forget our moments together!
Please be nice, cuz I am also very pleasant, smiling and has a very positive attitude, will definitely make your Experience worth while.
SERVICES:
True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil rub
Passionate love making
Cuddling and Touching
Mutual play
Different Sex Positions
Teasing/Dirty Talk
Incall
30Mins $150
60Mins $250
PSE Extra Cost
Porn Star Experience
Bare Back Blow Job
Rimming - on you
Natural.Sex
Anal Sex
Cum.in.Mouth/Face
Dirty Talk
0489 197 510
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Hello everyone,
I like meeting new people and sharing exciting adventures. I am a sexy and
charming girl with a beautiful shape and soft skin! Independence, no
restrictions.
I like to meet men, heroic, kind, respectful, intelligent, humorous, I hate vulgarity and lack of respect, I am cautious and cultivatedIf so.
I will provide you with an intimate and relaxing moment in a harmonious atmosphere, a erotic exchange! Don't miss out on different, emotional meetings!
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Hi Darling 💋
I’m Bubles, 22 y/o. Natural body, sexy curves and a fun personality – a good
girl with a naughty side. I’m open-minded, friendly and always make sure
you feel comfortable. My service is relaxed and never rushed. 😘
I also work with a beautiful young friend. You can book us together for extra
fun.
Full Service Rates:
$100 – 15 mins
$150 – 30 mins
$200 – 45 mins
$250 – 60 mins
Two Girls:
$300 – 30 mins
$500 – 1 hr
Nude Massage + Happy Ending:
$130 – 30 mins
$200 – 60 mins
🚗 Outcall from $400/hr
☎️ 0423 943 921
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Hi Handsome, 0432 724 348
My name is Jenny I can't wait to see you soon for a one of a kind adventure. As much as I love the finer things in life, I am known to be very down to earth and appreciate tranquility. A night with me means we could end up painting the town red, or in bed cuddling the night away! I love going with the flow and enjoying each other's company. I hope that I get to see you soon, text me cutie!
Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
Kissing
Cunnilingus
Cum on body (COB)
Erotic massage
Srtriptease
Washing in the shower
Strapon
Golden shower (For Men)
Domination
DeepThroat
Dirty Talk
Spanish (Titty Job)
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Oral without condom
Cum in mouth (CIM)
Cum in face (CIF)
Rimming (Anilingus)
Anal sex
Natural Sex
Face Fuck
Spanking
Incall (GFE)
30 minutes rate: $150
45 minutes rate: $200
1 hour rate: $250
Outcall
Hour-$400
Please feel free to contact me at any time so we can figure out when we can get together.
0432 724 348
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0421 434 510
My name is Cynthia , I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.
I have very big large boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.
From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.
Here is my service list in full services session:
~ Shower together
~ Cuddling
~ good body rub
~ body to body sliding
~ SEX with different positions
List of EXTRAS
Back door Sex
Full service
$150 30mins
$200 45mins
$250 60mins
Out-call from $450 60mins
text me now 0421 434 510
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0489 231 463
Hello guys
My name is Olivia. It's my first time in here and I will love to know new people and make them happy. I am a lovely independent Japanese escort, charming and gorgeous model.
Welcome to my personal profile ! Impressive and natural breasts, big and very sensual lips. All natural! Contact me, you will not regret.
I am very friendly, smiling, horny and hot. So if you are looking to spend few memorable moments I am definitely the perfect option for you.
I enjoy spending time with men all of age. I like to make my customers fell excited, spoiled and most vital I want that you to feel absolutely stunning and a big smile on your face. I love what I do and forever I have a mutually fit respect for my playmates and offer may all those I met.
A fun passionate and vivacious hot best class remarkable girl with a positive playful and spirited outlook on life, I am intelligent, educative, charming and passionate with a best sense of humour.
You will also find me extremely caring, feminine, romantic as well as affectionate, elegant and sensual young women.
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body rub and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings
Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up
Mutual Play
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
XXX soapy shower together
Solo play shows
Erotic relaxing body rub with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
THE VIP Porn Star Experience
Roughy stuff- on you and me,
Toy Play - on you and me,
Incall GFE
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
Outcall GFE
60Mins $400
I am the supreme escort.
Book me now
0489 231 463
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Hi Guys,
a little about me.. I have a tanned toned body with curves in all the right places 💦 E bust and a booty to die for..I am Alice,
I’m not only confident & sexy but more importantly I’m funny and I can hold a engaging conversation..
I offer a passionate GFE and I believe I have an unspoken talent for making my date feel comfortable and relaxed..
I am here to satisfy your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.
Party bookings are welcome 💕
You can reach me on my number below and I’ll get back to you if I have availability..
0481 872 965
Rates; visit me
•GFE
$150-30Mins
$200-45Mins
$250-60Mins
•PSE Extra cost
Bbbj cim cof
Golden shower
Natural Sex
Anal Sex
Rough play
Spanking
Chocking
Deepthroat
Dirty Talk
0481 872 965
can’t wait to meet you.. Xx 💋
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I'm The Girl in The Photo
Make sure you like the person in the ad pls😘
I happy always be a nice person
Keep peace and smile to do my service
What I recommend is mouth work You can burst in my mouth I will suck off your last sperm and let you enjoy the most beautiful moment of jetting
No Rush Nude massage
I can do Thai kneeling back
Essential oil full body and Breast massage head with face massage to relieve the stress of the day Petting and flirting.
Or you also like prostate massage to stimulate your libido
toys on you only I provide different uniforms and toys
I don't do negotiate on price
Prostate massage happy end
130/30min
180/45min
200/60min
Incall Rate Full Serivce🔥
30 mins 150
45 mins 200
60 mins 250
Outcall to you up 500hr + TRANSPORT FEE DEPOSIT (ITS A MUST)
Cash or palyid ok Txt 0432 932 526⭐️
🖤 There’s A Different Kind Of Beauty After 40🔞
41. And I’ve Never Felt More Like Myself.
I’m Ella.
41, Hong Kong born, Live in Australia for over the years,
and definitely not interested in pretending to be twenty-five.
I like beautiful things, good conversation, a little attitude, and people who know how to enjoy themselves without making everything complicated.
I can be sweet.
I can be cheeky.
And I have a naturally confident side that tends to come out when the chemistry is right.
I’m not trying to be the girl next door.
I’m the woman you notice when she walks into the room, wonder about afterwards, and remember when you’re deciding where to go next.
- 41 suits me rather well.
- Come find out why. ❤️🔥
🌹STANDARD EXPERIENCE
A relaxed, intimate experience with a mature woman who knows how to make you feel comfortable and appreciated
- 30 mins — $150
- 60 mins — $250
Includes
- * Warm personal attention
- * Sensual body contact
- * Playful teasing 69 Face sitting
- * Relaxing touch & cuddling
- * Elegant lingerie & heels
- * Protected Pxssy Sex
- * Protected Blow Job
- * No rush, relaxed atmosphere
🖤PREMIUM EXPERIENCE
For those who prefer something longer, more indulgent and a little more adventurous.
- 60 mins — $500
- 120 mins — $950
Includes
- * Everything from the Standard Experience
- * Dripping Wet Natural Blow Job
- * Spread your cums in my Mouth
- * Protected Pxssy Sex
- * Rimming on you & me
- * More personalised attention
- * Full-body sensual experience
- * Playful & adventurous atmosphere
- * Elegant lingerie & heels
- * Private, discreet setting
INCALL | CASH ONLY | OUTCALL
Please ask about the available experience when booking.
Quality time. Genuine chemistry. No unnecessary rush.
Sexy Girl very naughty and beautiful ! ♡ work 24 hours !!
HI gents,
Im super fun and easy going. I know what will relax you the most, so when you get that feeling please give me a call.
With perfect body and charming personality, soft skin, kissable lips, pretty face and a model type of body.
I am very active, playful and friendly.
I want our time spend together to be memorable and fun for both of us.
I promise you will not be disappointed.
My promise is simple - you will have the time of your life as we explore all MY experiences and YOUR desires. If that turns you on, text me and let's do this
I will not answer private numbers
BOOK ME NOW
0420 529 958
Diana
Gorgeous Japanese nuru wet wirh special extra drogan service 👅Very naughty and ready to please💋 GFE speciality
Nuru Massage is the Japanese's Most erotic massage. What Make the nuru stand out from the test is the sensuality with which it is performed.
The nuru Massage revolves around both the giver and the receiver. Here the masseuse and the participant both nude will have nuru oil coating their bodies this oil, which makes for a slippery surface allows the Masseuse to work her magic using her body. So If you are craving for an amazing massage, head on over to me and I'll make sure you walk away a happy soul;👅
0452 259 620
Amazing Prostate Massage🔥🔥🔥
Intro for Lingam/Prostate Massage~Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs. allowing full access to your genitals while using oil on the shaft of your Lingam and testicles slowly and gently reaching your anus and then back again to your shaft and head of your Lingam. Talking time with the slow stroke of various pressures to bring you to a start of tantra which is just close to point of no return. Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon,back off and move to other areas and back again to your genitals to resume your tantric state. This can happen a number of times until you finally reach that explosive shuddering climax. Naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you !!
I'm offering a Sexy Body to Body relaxing and exotic full nude Relief Massage that will leave you totally relaxed when I'm done !
I am very well experienced in Massage also I have magic hands, I know how to delight you .so if you like your Massage gentle or hard or need Extra attention . somewhere in particular , I'm pleasd to cater to your every need,so I'm sure you'll be satisfied and leave feeling totally invigorated.
Nuru Erotic sensual Prostate Massage with hand job Service:
30 mins :$200
45 mins:$250
60 mins:$300
💋👅GFE Full service;
Touching,sexy lingerie. Passionate intimate pleasure. Massage. Variety of position, breast slides Sucking.😘🥰
$150/ 30mins
$200/45 mins
$250/hr
PSE
BBBJ 《Bareback Blowjob》
ICE FIRE oral full body
COB 《Cum on my body》 or CIM(cum in mouth)
PASSIONATE LIP KISS
GET 《Golden shower on you》
MULTIPLE SHOTS!
ALL GFE service in.of course Striptease with Cockeasing
Deep Throat
Rimming 《on me》
Variety of Toys 《use on you on me》
Light Spanking
Face Fucking & Vibrating Toy Show
outcall $450 hr (Fare deposit$100)
😘text on: 0452 259 620
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0468 397 664
Hi Handsome,
My name is Tiffany! I can't wait to see you soon for a one of a kind adventure. As much as I love the finer things in life, I am known to be very down to earth and appreciate tranquility. A night with me means we could end up painting the town red, or in bed cuddling the night away! I love going with the flow and enjoying each other's company. I hope that I get to see you soon, text me cutie!
Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
Kissing
Cunnilingus
Cum on body (COB)
Erotic massage
Srtriptease
Washing in the shower
Strapon
Golden shower (For Men)
Domination
DeepThroat
Dirty Talk
Spanish (Titty Job)
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Oral without condom
Cum in mouth (CIM)
Cum in face (CIF)
Rimming (Anilingus)
Anal sex
Natural Sex
Face Fuck
Spanking
Incall (GFE)
30 minutes rate: $150
45 minutes rate: $200
1 hour rate: $250
Outcall
Hour-$400
Please feel free to contact me at any time so we can figure out when we can get together.
0468 397 664
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Hi
, I ama gorgeous lady, educated, sensual busty bombshell, always with a sweet smile and well dressed for every occasion x I love to teease, please and fulfill all your desires, Passionate about all aspects off my life as well as being a romantic and sincere woman.
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Don't miss out on me today! Xxx
FLORA
RATES
GFE
20 mins-$150
30 mins-$200
60 mins-$300
See you soon x
Flora xxx 0478508260
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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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